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Michael.

Catherine.

You are looking lovely as always. How
was your flight?

And George, old boy, thanks for coming
out for the wedding.

We're tired, Michael. We'd like to get
settled.

Sure. Where's Jane?

We assumed she was already here.

What do you mean? You took separate
taxis from the airport?

No, she never got on the plane in
Chicago.

When we didn't hear from her, we just
thought she'd taken an earlier flight.

Yeah, well, she's not home.

And we're supposed to get married today.
I mean, does that sound strange to

anybody, or is it just me?

I hope something hasn't happened to her.

I think I might know where she is.

I'm going to make a phone call.

I hope I'm wrong.

Maybe Jane's finally come to her senses.

Yes. Hi, Alex. It's Michael Mancini.

Michael.

You usually hang up by now. That's your
pattern, right? Wait until you hear my

voice and then hang up?

Look, is Jane there with you? I need to
talk to her.

Oh, she's not in L .A.? That's very
interesting.

Don't get so smug, pal. She probably
took an earlier flight.

Or she missed her plane.

We were up late last night, celebrating.

Celebrating? What do you mean,
celebrating?

Well?

I don't know where the hell she is.

Thanks for coming.

You want to explain why you're staying
in a hotel five minutes from where you

live?

I can't face Michael right now. We're
making a huge mistake getting married

again. I don't know what I was thinking.
Wait a second. Last week you were crazy

about him. That was before I spent time
with Alex.

Now I'm confused.

You were supposed to be working.

We were.

Absolutely we were. We designed a whole
entire line in three days. We were

totally in sync. I had the best time.
Well, it sounds like a huge success. I

don't see the problem.

It is a problem.

I kissed him.

I mean, I really kissed him.

God, you had sex with him. No, I didn't,
but I thought about it. How bad is

that? I'm thinking about having sex with
another man the night before my

wedding. The same man I slept with the
night before my first wedding. Well, at

least you're consistent.

Listen, a lot of women look up their old
boyfriends before they get married.

It's a big commitment, and they get
scared.

People will look for any reason to bail.
But what if it's more than that?

I mean, how can I spend the rest of my
life with Michael knowing there's

man out there I'll always feel connected
to? It's called baggage. I have got

lots of it, especially with Peter. It
doesn't mean we belong together.

I don't know.

Maybe you're right. Of course I'm right.
It's pre -wedding jitters.

Best cure for that is a honeymoon.

Days pass, and I'm waiting, waiting,
waiting for my blood to return.

Weeks pass, and I'm waiting, waiting,
waiting for my anger to burn.

Days continue, and I'm reaching,
reaching for a hand in the

dark.

But still I'm...

And I wish I could breathe.

So exactly how awkward is this going to
be, huh?

I mean, do I get a cup of coffee back on
my cheek or do I have to throw my

clothes on and spit out the back door?

Mm -hmm.

I don't have a back door.

Ah, that's Kyle.

We usually play basketball in the
morning.

Dang. Want your jersey back? No, no,
keep it on.

Why don't you wait in the bedroom? I'll
just be a minute.

Hey, bro. Hey, dude.

You look beat. You sure you want to do
this?

Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem. Can you give
me a couple minutes?

Two minutes? You had a date after the
bachelor party last night? I wouldn't

it a date, really.

Who was it?

No, come on. You have to tell me. Is it
Megan?

No. Oh, God, please.

Tell me that it wasn't Lexi.

I'll see you down there. My new
waitress?

Does it really matter who it is? It was.

She's still here, and you want me to
vámonos? Bingo.

No, no, no sweat. You, uh... Um... You
get some rest. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you...

Okay.

Is somebody going to see you tonight?

Uh, no. I'm going to Jane's wedding.

Then tomorrow, I've got this fabulous
place in the marina I want to take you.

Time out, time out. Can we slow it down
here?

Ah, we've hit the awkward moment.

It didn't take long.

Lexi, come on, don't do that. Someone
could be watching.

I know.

Come on, Ryan.

You tell me this doesn't turn you on.

Kyle, hang on a second, will you?

Listen, do me a favor and tell Amanda
that she can show yous apart, but

she wants, then I'll need an extra key
from my place.

You got it. And you can congratulate me
anytime you want, buddy.

Maybe my boss thinks we're rushing into
things.

Only if you do.

Do you think we're rushing into things?

Absolutely.

When they got away?

I had to throw him back.

He was too small.

Hi, Pam. It's Michael Mancini.

It's been a while, huh?

Oh, I was looking forward to seeing you
at the wedding.

By any chance, is Jane there?

I found Jane. Never mind, Pam. See you
at the wedding.

Where is she? Is she okay?

She's fine. She's back from Chicago. She
flew in early this morning.

Then where has she been all day? Why
didn't she call me?

Do I look like her secretary?

She had last minute thing to do.

Bride thing.

Like what? Give the groom a heart
attack?

Where is she, Amanda? I need to talk to
her. Sorry.

It's bad luck before the wedding. Bad
luck is when your fiancé is missing.

Oh, don't get dramatic, Michael. Just do
your part and show up at the church.

Jane will be there, I promise.

All right.

So, this is the big emergency you called
me about.

Oh, come on. What do you want me to do?

Go to my business dinner with my dress
unzipped down to my ass?

Nice package. Who are you selling to?

You sound jealous.

Ryan, do you want me to cancel my
business dinner so you can take me to

wedding? Why would you even want to go
to the wedding? I mean, you don't care

about those people. No, but I care about
you.

That's all that matters.

What are you saying to be seen with me?

No.

But Kyle is my brother, Amanda is my
sister -in -law, and you don't like

of them.

Good point.

You know what? Consider my business
dinner canceled. Now, unzip me. I gotta

Oh, I bet I can make you change your
mind.

No, you can't. Don't do that. Don't do
what?

Don't do this? Yeah.

No,

no, no, no. Let's stay out here so the
whole world can watch.

Lexi? Megan, you got the door locked?
Are you here? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Hey.

Listen, here are the notes you wanted.

You didn't have to bring him by tonight.

Oh, no, it was on my way. I'm going to
Michael and Jane's wedding.

Oh, you're bringing a date?

No. No guys for a while after Ryan. I
know, I know. He's cute, but he's bad

news. I should have trusted my first
impression.

You couldn't stand him, as I recall.

Well, first he's pseudo -romantic, and
the next he's unbelievably arrogant. He

thinks he's got gifts to women.

What a bastard.

All right, Blake, what's going on?

Is Jane here? Did you see her?

No, no. Oh, I'm going to kill her when
this is over.

Now tell me, what am I doing wrong here?
You look fine, Michael. Don't worry

about it. You look great. Why don't you
go over your vows, huh? I know I'm cold.

Jane, you were my first wife, my
favorite wife, and I hope to God my last

You know, you're such an idiot.

That's not going to cut it, Michael. Get
me a pen and paper, will you?

Vows are supposed to be romantic,
Michael. You're telling the entire world

you want to spend the rest of your life
with this woman.

It's about saying...

It doesn't matter about the past.
Anything that happened before I met you,

not important.

What's important is that we have each
other. That's the important thing. We're

talking about Jane here because it
sounds like we're talking about Eve.

Do you want me to help you or not?

Yeah, sure, of course. Just get it all
down, okay? And the gooier, the better.

Make sure I can read your handwriting,
too, huh?

Maybe I should have a blindfold and a
cigarette.

Oh, come on, Jane.

Michael's waiting at the altar, and he
is crazy about you.

For the first time in his life, he's
actually ready to be faithful.

Oh, I'm sorry that didn't come out
right.

Well, just think of all you're getting.

You've got a guy who's doing okay
financially.

He's not being sued by anyone that I
know of. And he's got a great family.

At least a big family that doesn't live
anywhere near you. At least not yet.

Oh, I'm sorry that came out all wrong.

Because it is.

Oh, Ron.

Oh, good.

Jane!

What

time

you got?

Hey. Oh, so it was Megan in your
apartment this morning. Let it go, Kyle.

I was here.

Limo's finally gotten here. Oh, great.
It's about time.

Okay, well, this is it.

I'm so sorry.

Jane's not coming.

You want me to handle this?

It's all right.

All right.

Well... You're probably all... wondering
why I called you here tonight.

Well, I wish I could think of a joke
right now.

Warm up the crowd.

My father was here, you know.

He's got a million of them.

Okay, okay, here's one, here's one.

A guy walks into a bar and, you know
what, forget that one because we're in a

church.

Here we go. Here's another one.

A guy and his wife have been married for
50 years.

And they go to the doctor, and the wife
says...

The wife says...

You know what?

There is no wife.

And...

There is no wedding.

And, uh... That's a joke.

Michael, I'm sorry about...

Please let me explain. Explain what?
That you don't want to marry me? I got

loud and clear. So did everybody in the
church. No, Michael, that's just it. I

do want to marry you. I just, I thought
I'd feel relieved. Like, whew, glad I

didn't make that mistake again. But I
couldn't sleep all night. I just, I felt

empty. Oh, yeah, we'll get used to it,
Jane. Michael, please try to understand.

I was having a panic attack. Oh, sure, a
panic attack. I think I know what

that's like.

That's like being a groom at the wedding
with 150 guests and the bride doesn't

show.

That's like getting all dry in the
mouth, breaking out in a cold sweat.

You can't breathe, and then you end up
humiliating yourself in front of

everybody you know.

You know what, Jane?

I think I prefer your panic attack to
mine any day.

Michael, I'm sorry about what happened.
I just got confused. I was in Chicago

with Alex, and we were designing
together, and it was all so intense. I

swept away into it. Thanks. I feel a lot
better now.

Michael, listen to me. I always do this.

I get so work -obsessed that I forget
what's really important to me.

But I want to change. I want you to be
the most important person in my life.

Michael, please give me a second chance.
Jane, you are about 12 hours too late.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I signed up
for a double shift in the yard.

I don't want to keep them waiting.

They may think I'm not coming.

Hey, sweetheart. How you doing?

Good. You selling your mission to get
Jane hitched? Oh, yeah, it's part of my

employee benefits package. Yes, and they
all come to you, too, don't they?

All the damsels in distress, like Eve,
your newest best friend.

Did you know that all the references
that she gave me were phony, every last

of them? Really?

That's odd.

No, it's more than that. If somebody
lies to you about one thing, they

lie about other stuff, too. You're
making way too much of this. No, I don't

think I am. Come on, babe, nothing about
Eve adds up.

Why would she give up this record
contract? It just means we won't have to

her a raise. There's Peter. I'll be
right back.

Hello. Hello.

You look like you want something.

Well, Jane needs your help.

What does she need, direction? She
didn't quite make it to the church, you

She feels terrible about blowing the
wedding. Well, how do you think Michael

feels, huh? Don't you think he might
feel a little worse standing there on

altar, not in private, being turned down
by the woman that he loves, wearing his

heart on his sleeve? I mean, I can't
imagine how that would feel. She made a

huge mistake. She admits that. But now
she wants to make it up to Michael, but

he won't listen to her.

I can't really say that I blame him. Oh,
please. Haven't you ever done something

incredibly stupid that you wish to God
you could take back?

Maybe.

Then help her. If not for her, for
Michael.

I mean, he still loves her, and this
could be his last chance.

The only thing that's holding him back
is his pride.

Well, I don't know what I can do.

Just try.

That's all I'm asking.

All right, I'll try.

For you.

Thank you.

He's probably going to be stuck at the
hospital for a while.

Maybe I can work something out.

I assume lunch is on the house.

Thank you.

Big night, huh?

Another kid with the flu. You know,
doctor, you are so good with kids. Maybe

someday... I didn't say it.

Michael, hey.

You keeping busy tonight?

Yeah, that's the whole idea.

Listen, if you got a minute, I could use
your help with something.

You speak Italian.

Right? I got an Italian patient.

I can't understand a word she's saying.

Well, I guess I'm your guide then.
Great.

Oh, my God. I've been set up.

You don't have to stay for the wedding.
But, Michael, please, listen to my vows.

Michael Mancini, I love you.

In all the years we spent together, in
all the years we spent apart, I never

a man who could drive me so crazy.

Or make me laugh so hard or cry so much
or feel so deeply as you do.

And in all the years to come, I never
will.

You are my one true love.

I don't know what to say.

You could try your vows, Dr. Mancini.

Jane,

when I look into your eyes, the past in
all its pain disappears.

The other lives we've lived don't
matter. The other people we've loved

our hearts.

Whatever was before, I don't need to
know.

I only need to know you love me and my
heart is whole at last.

Look, Jane, I don't deserve you, but...

But if you love me, I'll be a better man
because of it.

You're up.

Oh, uh, do you, Jane Andrews, take
Michael Mancini as your lawful wedded

to have and to hold for better, for
worse, for richer, for poorer, in

and health all the days of your life?

I do.

And do you, Michael Mancini, take Jane
Andrews to be your lawfully wedded wife

to have and to hold for better, for
worse, for richer, for poorer, in

and health all the days of your life? I
do.

The rings.

Now, by the power vested in me by the
state of California, I pronounce you

husband and wife.

May I?

Sure.

I've never been a big fan, you know
that.

But maybe I was wrong about you,
Michael.

Your pals were very moving.

Yeah, too bad your husband had to leave
before I hit my stride, huh?

All right, Mom, that's enough.

Lay off that champagne. I love you, too.

Thank you, Kevin.

You didn't think I'd go through with it,
did you?

No, I didn't. But you know, I have
learned never, ever, ever to bet against

Well, that's a compliment. You know, I
was never a big believer in marriage,

you converted me.

Cheers. Thank you. You're welcome.

Fucking neat.

Alex, what are you doing here?

It's like an accident on the freeway.

Tragic, but I felt compelled to watch.

Okay, I'm going to leave you two to talk
shop.

You're not still campaigning to win Jane
back, are you?

She's a married woman, Amanda. There's
nothing more I can do.

And don't worry.

I'm not planning to take my business to
another agency.

Not this week.

Thank you for coming with me. I couldn't
face another wedding reception alone.

Out of morbid curiosity.

I wanted to see a repeat performance.

Oh, you should have heard Michael and
Jane's wedding vows they wrote for each

other. Oh, my gosh.

You're so beautiful, I want to cry.
Yeah, well, that's what weddings are

designed to do. Prepare you for all the
crying you're going to do after the

marriage. Oh, come on, not everyone's as
cynical as you. I keep trying to tell

myself I'm fine without a guy, but you
know what?

Deep down, I'm miserable.

Honey, do you really think that true
love is out there for you somewhere

waiting?

But, you know, what is wrong with a
little romance?

I mean, look at Jane.

I mean, she took a chance. Michael could
have turned her down, but no, she put

everything on the line and... Well,
maybe that's what you have to do when

love someone.

Why don't you save this crap for
somebody who cares?

Ryan, I don't understand.

May I have this, Dan?

Sure, Doctor.

Sorry, Peter. Girl talk.

We have a problem.

Kyle found out you lied on your job
application.

Why did you even give him any
references? What was I supposed to do?

whole thing blank? That would have
looked so much worse. You don't

Kyle will not let this slide. He's going
to keep on digging, and once he starts

checking up on you, he's going to find
out about me. You know what?

I'll tell him that everybody in the
music business lies about their gigs.

will talk to him. Just be more careful
from now on. Okay. It won't happen

I promise.

What the hell are you doing here? Excuse
me.

Excuse me for one sec.

I was curious.

Last I heard, your wedding was off.

Yeah, well, it's obviously on again,
okay? So get lost. No, no, no, not until

have a dance with the bride.

Unless your famous temper won't allow
it.

No, you go ahead and dance with Jane and
burn the moment into your brain so

you'll know what you'll be missing the
rest of your life.

Don't you worry about me, Mancini. I got
plenty of memories.

Some of them as fresh as this flower.
Hey, hey, hey, I know what you're up to,

you little Viking worm.

But now that Jane and I are married...
Nothing you can say, nor anything that

happened in Chicago, is going to make
any difference. So if we were holding

hands or even kissed each other, that's
not a problem?

Not at all.

Good. How do you feel about tongues?

Tongues?

Burn that into your brain, Mancini.

I'm surprised Michael's vows were so
deep.

He seems like such a shallow guy.

Well, sometimes guys can surprise you.
Yes, they can.

Thank you.

You're beautiful.

Honey, let me just give you just a
little bit of advice.

Don't make the same mistake I did and
move in with him. You see, Peter's just

into it for the chase, right? Once he's
got you, he's already looking for a way

to dump you. Will you get the hell out
of here, will you please? Oh, Peter, so

sorry. Just trying to give her the heads
up like you never did, hmm?

Excuse me, I'm cutting in.

You can't do that. Honey, I just did.

Couldn't wait for me to ask you. Oh, no,
actually, you know, me and Molly's in a

hurry. Let me see what you... Lexi, come
on, not here.

Oh, no?

How about over here?

Cut it out. You're making a scene.

Really? Look, don't come. This is a
wedding, Lexi. If you're that desperate

attention, why don't you go to a bar?

Now, that is a really good idea. Yes, I
think I'm going to go downstairs and

find a man who can handle me.

Why, I thought I was a super boy when I
can have a super man, huh?

I'll just go powder my nose first.

The book is going to be huge.

It's going to take the medical community
by storm.

Tell me what you think about this title.

The past is stone. The future is water.

I'm going to have to get a copy of that.

Yeah? Yeah.

You know, I think I better stop dancing.
I'm a little tired.

Oh, come on, Megan. The evening is
young, huh?

Well, it took you long enough.

You think I can't tell you're baiting
me? Honey, if it works, who cares?

the door.

No.

Here to give you a warning.

Don't ever embarrass me like that again.

Embarrass you? Honey, you loved it.
That's why you're here. You're back for

more. Is sex all that matters to you,
Leslie? No, there's always love, and I

love having sex with you. Now take off
your clothes. No.

You take off my clothes. All right,
honey, that's more like it. What do you

want? Love.

Megan, wait.

Don't let her go. There's nothing you
can say to her now. What was I thinking?

Honey, the question is, what were you
thinking with?

I'm through playing your stupid, thick
little games like.

Honey, he'll be back for more. Don't
count on it.

Don't touch that. I'm still working on
it.

I can't believe you flew in for the
wedding.

I'd never turn down an invitation from
you.

Well, you weren't invited.

That's all right. I forgive you.

Beautiful pearls.

Oh, thank you. They're for my birth
mother.

Couldn't make it.

So, did I mention the dress is
incredible?

Yes. Just consider it a wedding present.

No, no.

I can't do that.

Yes, you can, and you will.

Just don't let anyone copy it.

It's a work of art.

One of a kind.

Just like you.

Thank you.

Can I have your attention, please? I
think it's time for a toast. If I could

have Jane, Michael, please.

Oh, you all set, didn't you, Jane?

Well...

I think we'll all agree that finding
true love is difficult enough, but

it twice, well, that in itself is a
miracle.

All I can say is may you two be as happy
for the rest of your lives as you are

right now.

Congratulations.

Where are you two going on your
honeymoon?

Cabo San Lucas, and you're all invited.

Anything else you'd like to know?

Isn't it cold there this time of year?
That's okay. We won't be leaving the

room. Oh.

Hey, here's another piece of information
we all like to know.

How was Chicago, Jane?

Uh, pretty steamy the way I heard it.

Michael, this isn't funny.

Oh, no, no, come on.

I'm sure you put in some long hours with
your boss.

Oh, yeah, it must have been rough.

You know, they were making clothes and
making out.

Don't you dare do this. No, no, come on,
Jane. Oh, don't leave me. I'm not

finished. You are an ass. I'm taking you
home. I have a right to know.

I'm sorry. You see, when Jay and I were
first married, she was going to school

with this Nordic poster boy over here,
Alex Bastard.

Sorry, Bastion. And now, here it is,
eight years later, and they're still

hanging out.

Now, see, I find that kind of strange,
really, because these two lovebirds only

did it twice.

Once before our first wedding, and now
before our second.

You know what? I guess you've got to be
really great in bed if you save yourself

up for eight years. Is that right, Alex?
Oh, I'm sorry. Is that right, Jane?

Huh? Is he great in bed?

Forget the honeymoon, Michael.

I want a divorce.

over here.

Jane,

wait.

Well, congratulations, kids.

Where to?

His place.

Yeah, yeah.

That was good.

Hey, hey, nobody's thoughts playing yet.
We'll see you guys for three hours.

Still got ten minutes left. Oh, come on.

All right, well, we'll give it up to
him.

Megan! My angel of mercy!

Oh, dance with me, baby!

I'm going to get dizzy.

Come on.

Oh, God. Where is everybody?

Oh, you didn't hear?

Jamie's divorcing me. Oh, yeah, which
technically ended the reception, which

namely why everybody's been in a split.

You're getting a divorce?

How long was I downstairs at the bar?

Oh, come on, Megan. You know how fast I
work, hmm?

Oh. Oh, my God, what did you do? I just
asked her a very simple question about

the weather in Chicago, which led to a
very simple question about premarital

infidelity, which was namely, did she
have sex with Alex?

Yep,

that little catch in the throat, that's
what everybody said.

You said that in front of everyone?

Yeah, well, what was I supposed to do? I
mean, I find out after 30 minutes of

marriage that she's been unfaithful to
me.

But are you sure about that? I mean, did
you see her cheating with Alex? No, of

course not. But, you know, they're
working together day and night in

and they were kissing, and, you know,
what that means.

Did you see their flesh flapping, their
bodies flapping? Mm -hmm. Because I did.

What?

Wait a second. You saw it?

Jane and Alex having sex? Megan, how is
that possible?

No, no, no. Ryan and Lexi here.

Oh, good.

I mean, I'm sorry. That's terrible.

Oh, Michael.

That is stone cold proof. Half naked
bodies. You don't have stone cold proof

like that. Oh, why? Because I didn't
catch her in the act, huh? Oh, yeah.

I saw it in her eye. It was right there.
I saw it all.

It's not the same thing, Michael.

Rising bodies. Oh, you see what I saw.

Groaning, moaning.

The mirror.

Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan, Megan,
please, that's enough.

I figure I'm paying $17 ,000 for this
dance.

I'd really like to enjoy it.

Fine.

Show me what you got.

He begged that jerk to marry me in front
of all my friends.

I can't believe what a fool I've been.

Jane, I wish I could make this all go
away.

Just know that I'm here for you.

I'm sorry, Alex.

Oh.

You've been incredible.

I don't know what I would have done
without you.

Why don't you take a bath?

I'll get you a drink.

This is his original line. He didn't use
any of the dresses we designed in

Chicago.

I don't believe this.

Jane, where are you? I've got your wine.

My life just keeps getting better and
better.

I can explain.

Don't bother.

I can figure it out.

Last week in Chicago was just a game to
make me think I was helping you with

your spring line. I know that's how it
looks.

But believe me, I am planning to use
some of your designs. Stop lying to me.

You took everything you know about me.

Everything I told you I dreamed of doing
and used it to get me into bed. Because

I love you.

I've said that so many times. I'm saying
it again.

I love you. Oh, that's not love, Alex.
That is... That is... I'm running

back to Michael. Huh? That loser.

You'll be bored out of your mind in a
week and you won't have me to come

to you. Then what?

Oh, I don't need you. Oh, yes, you do.
If you want to get anywhere in this

business, design is not your strong
suit, Jane. Your body. That's the

God, Michael was right about you. Be
careful. I'm your biggest client,

Ready to apologize?

When you're wearing polyester and hell.

Jane!

You want to go to my place? No, no, I
don't want this.

Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.

I don't know if I'm sick because I'm
losing Jane, because I'm just sick.

Uh -oh.

You know what? Why don't you take... I'm
going to hold you up and take a deep

breath.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, breathe out.

Oh, do you feel better? Oh, no, I feel
like throwing myself off a roof.

Oh. I know how to get up there.

Come on. No, Megan, Megan, you're
supposed to talk me out of it. You're

to talk me out of it. You know, just
being supportive.

And then there's being crazy. And you're
talking crazy.

No, I'm not.

I'm not talking about killing yourself,
Goofy.

Come on. This will be fun.

Come on.

Okay, okay, okay. Out of the way, Xena.

Out of the way. Sit right there.

Stay clear now.

Whoa!

Jeez!

Jeez! All right.

Oh!

Oh!

Why are we... Why are we... Carmen
again?

All right, got us some beers.

Let's keep the bus going.

Oh, Jesus.

Now, Michael, you've got to keep this a
secret, okay? Because it's a very

special place I'm taking you to when you
just want to forget about the rest of

the world. Oh, yeah, don't worry about
me. No one's talking to me anyway.

Hey, hey. What? This is Ryan's bedroom.

Shh. What, did you two, um... No.

No, we didn't. No, no, no. Men first on
this situation here. Hold on.

I was so angry at Alex.

I couldn't even think straight.

Oh, God.

I don't have a husband. I don't have a
client.

I probably don't even have a job.

I don't even have my shoes.

make such a mess of my life.

You had a lot of help.

No.

And I think, I think Lexi likes to talk
dirty.

Yeah, I think she appears to be the kind
of person who likes to talk dirty.

I'm sorry. I'm being insensitive, aren't
I?

I don't think you could get any worse,
Michael.

You want to know why I was looking for
Ryan?

Yes.

Because I wanted to tell him how much I
care about him.

Oh. See if it'd give me another chance.

Yeah.

Not that.

That's... That's very sad.

He's a terrible person.

They are both terrible persons. They
are.

That's right, and you're a wonderful
person, and you don't deserve that.

Michael, you are a wonderful person.

You are wonderful.

Wonderful.

What the hell?

Now, what was the matter with over
there?

It reminded me of Ryan. I wanted to get
as far away as possible. Oh.

Damn, it's stuck, Michael. Oh, come on,
Al.

Did you get it?

Wait, wait, wait. Okay, I got a better
idea. Oh, go to the chair, okay?

Okay. Good, because I need something
soft on my lap anyway.

Okay, watch this thing.

Watch that. I'm going to wear that. I
got it.

All right, you know, that was a good
idea.

I can't wear this dress another minute.
It reminds me of Alex and Michael and

everything I want to forget.

Well, knowing what his nick Alex is, I'm
sure he said something to Michael

tonight that set him off. I don't care.
I'm tired of Michael's temper and this

crazy jealousy of his.

I never want to see him again.

Do you realize that this is my wedding
night?

I'm not going to have sex.

Now, that's not good. That's bad.

I know. Come on, man. You don't have sex
on your wedding night, and the marriage

is in trouble for surely.

But I think you could say your marriage
is definitely in trouble.

You know what?

You could be a friend, you know.

Got a deadline here. You could help me
turn this thing around.

Oh, you don't mean... Well, come on, I
mean, you're my ex -wife.

Oh. You're not familiar with the
equipment.

That's true.

You could jump in any time here. Okay.

Michael went off the deep end because
he's crazy about you, and it makes him

crazy things.

You're the last person I'd pick to be
defending him. I know. And I'm sorry

every bad thing I said when the two of
you got back together.

I can see how much he loves you. No.

It was just easier for him than finding
someone new.

A real no -brainer. Sorry. I'm to
Michael.

An easy fix.

Yeah, Kyle, someone broke into my place.
What? No, they kicked the door and they

trashed it. You gotta be kidding me. No.

Okay.

That'll be 20 bucks.

What? I'm a professional.

Oh, well, you know what? It was worth
it. Now, what would I get for 40 bucks?

Oh.

Oh.

I'm glad I went to the ATM.

Oh, yes.

I won't be needing these anymore.

Oh,

they're inscribed.

First.

Last.

Forever.

Go talk to him.

No, I can't.

I don't even know where he is.

What the... Michael?

Megan?