All language subtitles for mary_tyler_moore_s01e24_the_forty-five-year-old_man

How will you make it on your own?

This world is awfully big Girl, this
time you're all alone

But it's time you started living It's
time you let someone else do

some giving Lovers all around, no need
to waste it You can have it down, why

don't you take it?

might just make it after long

you might just make

Hey, Gordy.

How are things in the world of sports?

How would I know? I'm the weatherman.

Oh. Yes, why do I keep thinking you're a
sportscaster?

Well, anyway, Barry thinks you're doing
a great job, though.

Barry? Our new station manager, the one
we call Mr. Phelps.

Keep up the good work, Gordy. Our
audience sure loves that great sports

Weather stuff.

Mary, what's that you have all over your
dress?

Yellow feathers.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Why do you have yellow feathers all over
your dress?

Because I was trying to console Big
Chicken.

Well, I find it hard to sympathize with
a grown man that puts on a chicken suit

every day and shows cartoons to three
-year -olds. Well, Murray, you ought to

try. Uncle Potato got a higher rating
than Big Chicken and Mr. Phelps fired

Gee, I'm sorry to hear that.

I mean, he's really a nice guy. Who are
you sorry about?

Big Chicken. Mr. Phelps just fired him.

Too bad. He was a great chicken.

Oh, Lou.

Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou.

What is it, Ted?

Just my whole life, my whole career, my
life.

Can it wait?

Lou, they just fired Big Chicken.

Since when have you ever been concerned
about another human being?

Well, this time I'm concerned.

Big Chicken had a higher rating than I
do.

Quit worrying. Big Chicken had a higher
rating than all of us, but I'm not

worried. Well, why should you?

They always blame the star.

Besides, I don't think Barry likes me.

Ted, he hasn't been here long enough not
to like you.

He's only been here a couple of weeks.
Takes at least three weeks not to like

you.

I know.

But he hasn't thanked me for my gift
yet.

You're still doing that, huh?

Buying gifts for the new station
managers.

I'll never forget what you got the last
one.

Ten bucks.

Well, he was a hard person to shop for.

What'd you get Phelps that he didn't
thank you for?

An autographed copy of Winston
Churchill's memoirs.

You know, he was the prime minister of
England.

Yeah, I heard a rumor.

Well, it's true.

Where did you ever find a copy with
Churchill's autograph?

No, no, not Churchill's. Mine.

Larry from Ted.

Should have put my last name on it.

Now he'll think it's Ted Martin of
sales.

What am I going to do? He's going to
fire me. I just know he's going to fire

I know it. Ted!

Calm down.

Phelps doesn't own this station while
Jack Monroe owns this station.

I've seen a dozen Phelps in that job
since I've been here.

I feel like J. Edgar Hoover watching
Presidents of the United States come and

go.

Now, if you're through, I've got a TV
show to put on.

Thanks, Lou.

Newsroom.

Just a moment, please.

Ted!

We'll find out who it is. It's Mr.
Phelps.

Hello, Mr. Phelps, sir.

What now?

Oh, no, I'm not busy. I'll be. I'll be
right there.

Yes, I'll tell Barry.

Mr. Phelps wants to see us all
immediately.

I'll get Mr. Grant.

I'll accept Lou.

Let's go, gang.

Where is everybody?

Uh, they went to the bank.

Where are you going?

Uh, to the bank.

Say hello to everybody for me.

I'm sorry I haven't gotten to know
everybody yet. I've only been on the job

two weeks. Only a couple of weeks, but
you've done a heck of a job. Right,

I imagine you all know why we're here.

Uh, no, I don't. Oh, our sales manager
can sum it up for us. Ev... I can't sell

the news.

Ev can't sell the news.

Why not?

Mary? Uh, why can't Ev sell the news?
Uh, I don't know.

Ev is one of the top men in his field.

That's why I listen hard when he says, I
can't sell the news.

I've been giving the problem serious
thought, and I can only say that my fan

mail is up 28%. In other words, I feel
the source of the situation may be

the cameras.

Gordy, we haven't heard from you yet.
Oh, by the way, I must say, you're doing

crackerjack work handling sports.

I'm the weatherman.

Of course, you're the weatherman.

Mary, someone is letting us down.

Well, Mr. Grant is very happy with the
way everyone's been doing their job, so

if there's a problem, shouldn't Mr.

Grant, here's... Oh.

Precisely. How would you judge Lou
Grant's work?

I don't judge his work.

He judges mine.

Heavy.

Quite frankly, Mr. Phelps... Don't get
upset, Mary. The matter has already been

decided.

Decided? Yes. You can go.

Sorry it took so long. There was a long
line at the bank.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, here it comes now.

More miserable lot I've never seen.

Hey, everybody, come on.

Let's all have a meeting.

Now, there's been lots of rumors going
around about people being fired.

And I just want to tell you all now that
not one of you is going to be fired.

Hey, that was a pep talk.

What's with you?

I have to go back to the bank.

How do you like that? I give you job
security, and right away you start

advantage of me.

See you then.

Pretty good show tonight.

Good film, good pace.

Only thing it didn't have was
commercials.

Maybe that's why it had good pace.

Good show tonight, Ted.

Hey,

listen, I've got some ideas for some new
features for the show to give it a

little pizzazz.

Okay,

we'll talk about it tomorrow.

Say, if they're going to fire a guy, why
don't they just tell him instead of

doing it like this?

Well, I'll tell you one thing. It's not
going to be Mr. Phelps who tells him.

He'd enjoy it too much.

Good night.

Good night.

Mary,

I can't take it anymore. I know what
you're thinking, and I can't take it.

I'm not thinking about you, Ted.

All right. I did blame Lou for our low
ratings.

Maybe I am the main reason he's being
fired, but that doesn't mean I don't

him.

It was either him or me. Can't you
understand that?

Put him down for a physical.

Mr. Grant, I'd like to talk to you.

What's up?

Well, it's a little awkward, but when I
was at the bank today, I...

Wasn't at the bank.

I was in Mr. Phelps' office.

Yeah?

He sent for me.

You don't work for him. If he's
dissatisfied with your work, let him

about it. Mr. Grant, it's not my work
that he's dissatisfied with.

Oh.

And that's what's been bugging you.

Well, yeah, I...

Aren't you?

Not by a long shot.

I figured I'd get the axe.

You did?

I was worried for a while there that it
wasn't going to be me.

It's probably the best thing that ever
happened to me.

No, you're just saying that to make me
feel better. Now look, when you're in

changing jobs is a way of life.

Ten years in one job is too long.

I've been turning down offer after offer
for years just because I was too lazy

to move.

All I have to do is just pick up the
phone.

Well, can I get somebody for you, then?
Would you mind waiting till they fire

me, please? Would you?

Okay.

Okay.

Get me Sid Winnick. Sid Winnick. Yes,
sir.

Is Mr. Winnick in? Lou Grant's calling.

Thank you.

That job you've been pitching at me for
eight and a half months, is it now?

Yeah. Well, I'm suddenly available.

Hmm?

I'm 45.

What's that got to do with anything?

Youth movement?

Oh, that's beautiful.

You're 63 years old and you're having a
youth movement.

Well, I'm all in favor of your movement,
Sid.

was going to bomb, I would have shut the
door.

I'm sorry.

A few months ago, they had to have me,
but now... That's just one. I mean, you

said you had lots of offers.

I did. They were all from Sid.

All right. Look, Mr. Phelps isn't the
last word around here. It's Wild Jack

Monroe that owns this place. What about
him?

I never should have left that old
newspaper.

But it was those mergers that was
driving me nuts.

I got charged... telling people I worked
for the Times, Globe, Herald, Journal,

Chronicle.

I still should have stayed there.

You know, I got this job.

I went into a saloon, got drunk, fell
down, and met Wild Jack Monroe under a

table.

Where was that, in Hollywood?

No, right here.

Who ever heard of a cowboy from
Minnesota?

Guy made 300 grade B westerns, owns half
the world, and lives on a ranch right

outside Minneapolis.

I think he raises snow.

Why don't you go see him? Because I've
got nothing to see him about. That's

I'm not exactly a has -been.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Associate producer.

What do you think you're doing?

I thought you'd like to talk.

You're very nice.

But what I really would like is to be
alone.

Okay?

Forty -five years old.

If I was in politics, they'd call me the
kid.

Hi. Hi.

Did you get in touch with Gordy? Yeah,
he's on his way. Did you get Ted?

Well, I think so. I called him three or
four times, and every time I mentioned

that we were planning a strike, he hung
up.

Well, the strike is out.

What? My union won't let me.

They'll only let me strike for what they
want.

My union shop steward can't understand
why I want to strike to save the job of

someone in management.

Okay, what about a very strong protest?

Well, that's one idea. We'll discuss it
when the others get here.

Would you like an hors d 'oeuvre?

Oh, Mary, you weren't supposed to serve
anything. It wasn't any trouble. Well,

this is supposed to be a strike meeting.

I hate to tell you this, but when the
Teamsters have a strike meeting, they

serve cold hors d 'oeuvres.

Hi, Gordy. Hi, Mary.

I think Ted will be here in a minute.
What do you mean you think?

Well, when I was parking my car outside,
I saw him circling the block. He's

probably afraid he's being followed.

Yeah. You know, Ted doesn't exactly take
it too lightly when he thinks someone's

going to speak out against management.

By the way, I can't strike.

What, your union, too?

My wife. She just told me we're going to
have another baby.

Congratulations. That's marvelous.

What are you hoping for, a boy or a
girl? Well, we got a girl, so I hope

boy. Oh, yeah. Hors d 'oeuvres, babies.

This isn't a protest meeting. It's a
party.

Frank Evans, I thought we were having a
protest meeting.

Oh, look who dropped in.

What'd you do, get tired of driving
around the block?

You saw me coming, huh?

I wonder if anyone else did.

Ted. I mean, someone from the other
side. Your other side, not mine. I'm not

taking part in this.

Ted, will you please come in and relax?
No one saw you come in here, but we need

you. I never thought I'd say this, but
you're the strongest weapon we've got.

Well, we just lost.

I know. You think I'm afraid to join in
with you, don't you? You bet. Well, I'm

here, aren't I?

And I made a decision to come here and
listen to your arguments.

And if they're strong enough, I'll stand
with you 100%. Okay.

All right.

Lou Grant is... He's the best news
director our station has ever had, and

about to be fired by a man who knows
absolutely nothing about news.

That's right.

Plus the fact that every one of us in
this room owes him so much, we couldn't

ever repay him. You're right. Add to
that the fact that when some of us

that our jobs were in jeopardy, it was
Lou Grant who was the first to put his

job on the line for us. That's right.

I'm afraid you're going to have to do
better than that.

is to convince them there's more money
in this. I just don't like this strike

business. We aren't going to strike,
Ted. We're not? No, we're just thinking

about presenting Phelps with some kind
of petition.

What good is a petition with three names
on it?

Yeah, but we're four.

No, you're three.

I vote we throw him out.

Now, wait a minute, Murray. Maybe Ted
has some ideas on this.

Ted, if you were about to lose your
job... No, I'm not about to lose mine.

What would you do?

You mean the Phelps were about to fire
me?

Hmm.

I'd see the man who owns the station,
Wild Jack Monroe.

You know, that's not a bad idea. Maybe
Lou should go see him. No, Mr. Grant

would never beg.

Well, you see, now, that's exactly what
I mean.

How can you help a man who refuses to
beg?

What if all of us went to see him? Are
you kidding? With a name like that, he

must really be a weirdo. Murray, all
cowboys have names like that. Uh -uh.

He was just Jack Monroe in the movies.

He got the wild just for being himself.

Look, Mary, I think a girl should go see
him. Why?

Because the guys don't want him.

All right, okay. I will go see you while
Jack Monroe.

Correct. Let's clear it up.

Gordy, how weird is he?

He is weird.

My station here in town.

Well, Mr. Phelps is going to fire him.
Oh, Slim Phelps, my new station manager.

He's going to fire him, huh? Yes, sir.
What's the matter? Is he one of them

radicals? Mr. Grant?

Oh, no. I'm always kidding him about
being too conservative.

Young lady, there ain't no such a thing
as being too conservative.

You know, I said I was kidding.

You know, that's one thing. You can't be
too careful these days.

What with them long -haired hippies are
running around with them wild clothes

on. Why, I can't.

Oh, I'm okay. I'm a cowboy.

I think I need a shot of who hit John.

So, uh, so they're firing him, huh?

How old is this here, uh, uh, Grant
Beller?

He's 45.

Amazing.

45.

You know, it was on my 45th birthday
that the studio called me in and told me

was through.

That's when I found out. You know that
building that they fired me in?

I owned it! You didn't know that?

No, you see, I had this here accountant
fellow, and unbeknownst to me why he'd

been investing my money for me.

You name it, I owned it lock, stock, and
barrel, thanks to good old Slim

Schwartz.

That would be your accountant?

Yeah. And I thought I was washed up. And
you weren't, and neither is Lou Grant.

That's why I came to see you.

Well, I make it a point not to butt into
the way my business is handled, but let

me just kind of twist it around in my
mind a while. I'll be a -getting back to

you, Miss, uh... Richards.

Well, I'll be a -seeing you, Slim.

Okay.

Mr. Grant?

Finally got it.

You want to know something? Those pink
slips you get, they really are pink.

Red, that's what pink slips should be.
Or black.

You fire a ballerina with a pink slip,
not a newsman.

But, Mr. Grant... Don't talk. You start
talking, pretty soon you'll be trying to

organize a farewell party with punch and
cupcakes.

And everybody will chip in and buy me a
shaving kit for a going -away present.

And there'll be a secretary there who'll
come over to me and she'll do this.

Not for me.

tell you is you might not have to leave.

I went to see Wild Jack Monroe.

I do not remember asking you for any
help.

Here's the last order I can give you,
Mary.

Lay off.

I don't want to lay off.

Lou, I just wanted to give you this
little token of mine.

It's a shaving kit.

Thanks.

I'm getting out of here.

Which one's Lil' Grant?

I'm Lil' Grant. What about it? I want to
talk to you in private.

Okay, let's go in my office. No!

When Wild Jack Monroe talks private, he
don't go, they go.

Hey, you, slim.

You're doing a great job with that
sports news. Keep it up.

I said keep it up.

Don't worry.

We'll get a hundred Indians and come
back.

Now, not you, little lady.

Hey, uh, didn't you and me have a hoopty
-doo one time or other? You could call

it that. I lost four teeth myself.

Ah, dang it!

That is the best day...

getting fired.

Little lady's got a big mouth. Now watch
that, boy. That's a woman. Yeah, but

it's a woman with a big mouth.

See, what Mr. Grant means is that I
really should have... Hey, I do not need

interpreter. And I don't need any favors
from you. I don't want this job.

I'll work someplace else. Hey, I got a
TV station in Boise, Idaho.

Keep talking. You got the job.

Hey. Hey what?

I got a shaving kit and a job in Boise,
Idaho.

I sure foxed you that time.

I already got me a TV news director in
Boise, Idaho.

So I'll have to transfer you to in
there.

Hey, come on out to the ranch house
sometime. We'll open up a keg of nails.

Welcome back.

I suppose you feel like Mary Poppins or
something?

Well, no, actually, I'm a little
disappointed.

I thought I was next in line for your
job.

What

kind

of a going -away card is this? To Lou
from Ted.

Forgive me, but I'm weak.

Well, that could mean a million things.

Could mean he's weak.

How do you go about giving back a
shaving kit?

I don't know. I've never had one as a
gift.

I never have either. I think I'll keep
this one.

Sometimes I don't know whether I'm
working or

hallucinating.

Yep, Big Chicken's back.

Turns out that Big Chicken is Wild Jack
Monroe's favorite show.