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How will you make it on your own?
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This world is awfully big.
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Girl, this time you're all alone.
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But it's time you started living.
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It's time you let someone else do some
giving.
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Love is all around, no need to waste it.
You can have it down, why don't you
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take it?
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You might just make it after long.
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You might just make it after long.
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and tomorrow the weather will be clear.
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And now to top off this edition of the 6
o 'clock news.
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My story.
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A lady in Philadelphia lost her dog.
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She went to the pound and found it. Once
she got home, she found she had the
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wrong dog.
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The woman who didn't know one dog from
another was a vegetarian.
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Veterinarian!
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There's probably somebody calling to ask
us to explain what Ted just said.
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Newsroom.
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Hi, Rhoda. Listen, I'm sorry I'm late. I
got hung up here.
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Did you think of a movie for us to see?
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No, don't pick me up. I want to come
home first.
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Yeah, I'll try to think of a movie. Bye
-bye.
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Go see the new John Wayne picture.
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Is it good? They're all good. I never
miss a one.
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Why is that, Lou? Do you identify with
John Wayne?
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That's it.
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Wayne gets teed off at somebody, he hits
up or shoots up.
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I get teed off at somebody, all I can do
is write a memo.
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Like this one.
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Say,
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Mary, you want to see a good movie? See
Son of Flubber. You can't go wrong with
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a Disney movie. You know what my
favorite Disney movie is? Snow White?
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Right.
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Hey, who can name all seven dwarfs? I
can.
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Lou, how about you?
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Mer, how about you? Lou, you want to
grab a hamburger?
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No. I don't eat meat.
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I'm a veterinarian.
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Roto, what are you doing here? I got
tired of waiting up in my place, so I
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down here. Listen, I'm sorry I'm late.
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What's the matter with your leg? This is
the lotus position.
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A yoga exercise.
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It helps the person achieve an inner
peace.
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It'll just take me a minute to change.
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up when you're in the lotus position?
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Only fanatics use both legs.
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movies, or she'll want to come along,
and you'll let her.
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You know, she sounded kind of frantic.
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Sure, she's frantic. We might go to a
movie without her. Oh.
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Hi, Phyllis.
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Something's come up, and I wondered if
you could take care of Bess for a few
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days. Oh, what is it? Oh, well, it's
Lars, Mary. He's contracted a case of
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varicella from one of his patients.
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Varicella? Yes. What's that?
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Lars is in the incubation period, and
I'm immune.
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Are you sure that Bess wants to stay
with me? I mean, you know, she's not
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exactly crazy about me. Mary, it's time
Bess found out that life is no bed of
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roses.
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Hi.
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Bess will be up in a second.
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These are the books.
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The books?
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Yeah, on creative child rearing.
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I know some people find it amusing that
I... insist on raising Beth from these,
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but the men and women who wrote them are
experts, and the people who laugh
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aren't.
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Besides, Beth thinks these books show a
lot of insight.
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Beth has read these?
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Yes, why, does that surprise you?
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Well, yeah, I mean, she's just a little
girl.
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Wrong, she's just a little girl.
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Chapter six, the adult who says of a
child she's just a little girl is
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showing her ignorance.
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so I think I ought to prepare you for
something. Oh, what?
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Well, it's just something she does when
she's angry. I just ignore it. I wish
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you would, too. Well, what?
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Oh, Mother's coming, Bess. No, no, no.
Mother is not coming until Mary finds
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what it is that Bess does.
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She wears my wig and makeup.
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Mary will be doing the very best she
can, Bess, and we can't expect too
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much of her.
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Remember... Mother and father love their
Beth.
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And Mary likes her.
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Well, here we are.
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Uh, have you had dinner?
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Yes, Phyllis burned it. Oh, I'm sorry.
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Why? You didn't burn it.
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Well, no, but it's just that, you know,
when you try to fix something and then
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it doesn't turn out right, it's kind of
disappointing.
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Well, it doesn't bother Phyllis.
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Do you always call your mother Phyllis?
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It's her name.
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Yeah, I know, but when I was a little
girl, when I was a young person, I was
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called my mother Mother. I still do.
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I mean, I never even think of calling
her Marge.
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Yeah, I haven't had a chance to really
get into them yet. Yeah, well, I think
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you ought to. This isn't going
particularly well so far, do you know?
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No.
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Do you like having all that makeup on
your face? Yes, do you?
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I think it makes you look awful.
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milk in it. Oh.
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How's everything going so far? Don't
answer, don't answer. I know
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going great. Where is she?
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Well, uh, she's, uh... Locked herself in
the bathroom, huh?
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Well, yes.
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You said something without looking it up
in the book first. Is that right? Well,
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yes. What did you say?
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Uh, well, I told her I thought the
makeup looked awful.
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And now you're trying to get her out of
there. Yes, I am. Phyllis, could you
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help me, please? Of course I'm going to
help you. Good. Here, chapter eight.
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Right of privacy.
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Beth,
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I respect your right of privacy. I don't
mind your locking the door.
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Really, I don't.
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And I am always eager to participate in
a free and open discussion of whatever
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it is that's bothering you.
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in your washcloth. It's got gunk all
over it.
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I recognize those quotes right from the
books, aren't they?
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Uh, yeah, they are.
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Hey, uh, what do you say we forget the
books and talk about what fun we can
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tomorrow?
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How about that? I'm not working and you
and I can go shopping.
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What for?
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Nothing. You don't have to buy anything
when you shop.
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And that's kind of nice because if you
know you're not going to buy anything,
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then you don't have to wonder whether or
not you can afford it.
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What can I do for you now, Aunt Mary?
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Uh, well, why don't you go get the mail?
Okay.
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I'll get it.
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Hi, Aunt Rhoda. I'm going out to get the
mail, but if you haven't had breakfast
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yet, set a place for yourself.
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Who is that nice, short little person?
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That's my roomie.
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I can't believe it, Mary. What happened?
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Well, you know something? She's really
just a nice little...
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Just a nice little girl. How?
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How what?
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Did you do it? I didn't do anything.
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Well, all right. Maybe I did.
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Hey, Rhoda. Have you ever wondered what
kind of mother you'll be? I don't care.
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As long as it's not on with.
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I've always wondered.
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You know what?
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I think I'm going to be fantastic.
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Roll, don't you think?
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I think you threatened her life.
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Morning,
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all. Hi.
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Everything is beautiful.
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Guess what?
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Lars was in error when he thought he had
varicella. Chicken pox.
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All he has is roost of versaloba.
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Translation, please.
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Hoisin oak.
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Hi, Phyllis.
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Oh, get your things, dear. Mother's here
to take you home. I don't want to go
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home.
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What? I don't want to go home.
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Phyllis, she doesn't mean that.
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As soon as you get her home, she's going
to be... Oh, no, no, no, no. I wouldn't
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force her, Mary.
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We encourage her independence.
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If this is where she wants to be, this
is where you want to be, is it, Beth?
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But Phyllis... No, no, no, Mary, you
don't understand.
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If Beth wants this, this is what you
want, Beth.
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Well, it's obviously her wish to stay
here, so is it your wish?
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Then this is where she'll stay.
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Oh, hi, Mary. Come in, love.
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Uh, Phyllis, listen, I just feel awful
about this.
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About what?
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Well, about what Beth said.
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I mean, what I think is she meant she
just wanted to stay with me for
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Oh, no.
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She meant she wanted to stay with you
forever.
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No, Phyllis, I'm sure she didn't. Oh,
but she did love your gay and young and
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unencumbered, not like me, the old
drudge who cooks her meals and mends her
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tattered little clothes. Of course she
wants to stay with you. No, she doesn't.
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But she does, dear, for now.
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Maybe in a week or two she'll become
bored. Not with you, of course.
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Maybe less than a week.
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Honestly, Phyllis, I don't know how you
can be so calm about this.
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I mean, if my daughter... Should you
ever be so fortunate as to become a wife
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and then mother a child like my Bess,
trust me, Mary.
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Well, okay, I... But, boy, Phyllis, I
really... Trust me.
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Oh, Phyllis, I hate to ask this. I mean,
I've never had to ask the question. Ask
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anything.
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Phyllis, I've got a date tonight. Could
you babysit?
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Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This
is Ted Baxter with the 6 o 'clock news.
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So far, so good.
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It was disclosed today that Deputy
Defense Minister Nagayan Banwat...
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Banwat... Met last week with Lenal.
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Lenal. And a top secret enclave near
Phnom Penh. Phnom Penh.
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Whatever happened to good old days when
they had wars in England?
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You find a way to mispronounce London.
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Oh, Ted, Mr. Grant asked me to remind
you it's Richard Milhouse Nixon, not
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Milhorse.
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Well, okay, darling, but I tell you,
it's a very busy time, so you just sit
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here and stay put, huh? Okay. Uh, Ted,
this is Bess. Hi, Bess. Hi.
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You're the anchorman, aren't you?
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Nice child.
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Mary, we've got film on a Florida bank
robbery. Put another lead on an idiot
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card for Ted.
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They're called cue cards, Lou.
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I don't know why everyone feels
compelled to call cue cards idiot cards.
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have trouble thinking of you as a cue.
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Yeah, I got it. All right.
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I have an idea for you while you're
waiting. Why don't you draw a picture?
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I can't draw anything but flowers.
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Well, then draw flowers. I'm so tired of
drawing flowers. I've been drawing them
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since I was four.
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Ah. Well, then look, a horse is easy.
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Say, Mary, that's a nice horsey.
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Thank you, Ted.
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Mary, where are the idiot cards?
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Cue cards, Lou, please. Cue cards.
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Excuse me, Ted.
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Mary, would you please give those cue
cards to this idiot?
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What's that?
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A horsey.
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Hi.
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Hi. I'm waiting for Mary.
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Oh, you want something to do?
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Uh -huh.
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Uh, do you like to recite in school?
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Yeah. Okay, repeat after me.
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Nguyen Van Wat. Nguyen Van Wat. Nam Pen.
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Nam Pen.
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Richard Milhouse Nixon?
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Richard Milhouse Nixon.
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Good. How'd you like to be the anchor
kid?
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But for now, why don't you make some
notes about the newsroom and write a
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composition for school, okay?
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Okay. Good girl.
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Mary, see if you can do this in five
lines or less.
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What's your name, please?
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Lou. What do you do here?
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I'm the boss.
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Thank you.
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Mary!
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Not going to be a long story.
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I say, who's the kid? You say, Sally
Jones.
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Who's the kid?
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Bess. That wasn't too long.
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She's the daughter of my downstairs
neighbors, but now she's staying with
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and... You may not have noticed, but I
never cuss when there are kids in the
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newsroom. Yes, I did. I noticed that,
and I want you to know I appreciate your
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watching your language.
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I don't like to watch my language.
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I mean, I'd like to cuss right now
because that kid's out there.
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But I can't cuss because that kid's out
there.
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Do I make myself clear?
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I think so.
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You'd like to cuss, is that it?
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Yes.
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Then I'll get her out of there.
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Good. I feel a cuss coming on.
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is too good to waste.
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Send Ted Baxter in here.
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Good idea.
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Okay. I'll watch them. Okay. And charge
it to my account.
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Okay.
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Hi, Aunt Rhoda. Hi, kids.
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Hey, Mary. I know you still have this
thing to straighten out with Phyllis,
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I've got a problem that's quite
oppressive.
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I need $40 to pay a fine or I'll get
arrested.
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A traffic fine?
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No. I fed a buffalo.
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Yeah, sure you did, Rhoda. Really? It
was such a nice day. I went to the zoo
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my lunch hour.
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Anyway, you know I've always been a
sucker for buffaloes. You know those
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that say, don't feed the buffalo?
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Well, I fed the buffalo.
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And they really fine you for that, if
they catch you.
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Rhoda, what did you feed him?
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Low -fat prune yogurt.
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Dr. Mary, that buffalo's going to have
some nice figure. Yeah.
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Can you spare the 40? Yeah, I think I
can.
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What's happening with that busy Phyllis?
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Nothing. She's still trying to act as
though nothing was...
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Yeah. It's either that or start saving
up to put the kid through college.
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In addition to paying for my buffalo.
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Ah, right. Yes, I'll write you a check.
I couldn't look at you knowing how you
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feel and take money from you.
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I'll pick it up later.
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I brought Beth a little cabbage soup.
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No offense. I know you're a wonderful
cook and you're feeding her well. Where
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she? She's out buying TV dinners.
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Well,
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I just dropped by to see what time you
wanted me to babysit tonight.
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Phyllis, sit down, will you?
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I was just calling you to tell you that
I think everything is kind of crazy
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around here, and it's going to get even
crazier if you don't do something.
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What's your problem, Mary?
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It's not my problem, Phyllis. It's
yours.
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This.
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We've been all over that. It's just a...
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I think Bess would want to come home if
you'd just show her that you miss her.
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Why don't you come right out and say it,
Mary?
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You'd think I'm a lousy mother.
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No, I don't, Phyllis. I'll tell you
exactly what I think.
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I think... I... What are you trying to
say?
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I'm trying to think of a nice way to say
that I...
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something.
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I have read all the books, and I feel
that I am... What are you doing wearing
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love beads?
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Oh, Bess made these for me this morning.
Can you beat that?
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She's made you the same beads she made
for me.
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She loves you.
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Well, not so good as you think.
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I mean, it's because you come on so darn
strong all the time.
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Well, I like you so much better when you
come on weak.
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And if I feel this way, well, imagine
how Bess felt when she saw you just now.
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Well, why imagine? I'm going to go get
her.
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a buffalo.
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There's no need to get that upset.
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It's all taken care of.
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You're an incredibly sympathetic person.
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You know that?
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My goodness. Hey, I better get out of
here. I think I'm depressing you.
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If the zoo was half as sympathetic as
you are, I wouldn't need the 40 bucks.
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Mary, whatever you do, don't mention the
buffalo.
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You know what she said?
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Well, it was just so touching. She
looked up at me and she said, uh -huh.
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She said, uh -huh.
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I don't know what that means, Miss.
Well,
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you had to be there. She said, uh -huh,
after I said, Bess, are you here because
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you know your mother needs you?
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And she said...
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much, but thank you.
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You're going to make a wonderful mother.
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I know.
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Oh, isn't it silent?
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Lovely. Mary, I love movies, but not the
kiddie show at 10 a .m. on a Saturday.
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But Bess wanted a treat, so how could we
refuse? Yeah. Anyway, with some... Nice
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seeing Phyllis and Bess laughing
together. I see what you're getting at.
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Phyllis and Bess laughing together. The
world has a nice big pink Mary Rich's
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bow around it. Is that it?
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Well, yeah, something like that. Well,
let me tell you something. That Phyllis
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is still a crazy lady.
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She's wacko. Do you know she's taking
that kid to the movies again tonight?
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So? That's great.
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They're going to see Myra...
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Anybody would know I'm kidding. It's not
true. You believe everything. Mary,
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you're the most golden person I ever
met.
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I don't know how you live this long. You
wrote up a kid for nothing. I'm not
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kidding. You are golden. I am not. I was
kidding you. You were not.
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