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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,790 --> 00:00:29,487 Beautiful, huh? You like? Look at the cabin! 2 00:00:30,283 --> 00:00:32,400 It has everything, power brakes, power steering ... 3 00:00:32,612 --> 00:00:35,887 - Does it have social assistance? - What a good point! 4 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:37,642 Great villain, sir! 5 00:00:37,852 --> 00:00:40,879 I confess she's beautiful, Especially comfortable. 6 00:00:41,096 --> 00:00:43,579 He took the exam, It made my head explode. 7 00:00:43,798 --> 00:00:45,950 - How? - He took his exams. 8 00:00:46,168 --> 00:00:48,368 I'm going to see the results. 9 00:00:48,621 --> 00:00:50,241 Well, he hadn't succeeded? 10 00:00:50,450 --> 00:00:53,017 Really, what the hell do you want to see? Weren't you promoted? 11 00:00:53,278 --> 00:00:56,306 Of course I was. Uncle is the director only ... 12 00:00:56,563 --> 00:00:58,467 I forgot, we have a director uncle ... 13 00:00:58,684 --> 00:01:00,800 - Then no problem. - None. 14 00:01:01,013 --> 00:01:02,752 Wait a minute ... Let's be clear. 15 00:01:04,049 --> 00:01:05,751 Did I succeed or not? 16 00:01:07,375 --> 00:01:09,362 - Who do they want ...? - With you! Did you succeed or not? 17 00:01:09,621 --> 00:01:11,607 I told him yes, I did it. 18 00:01:11,867 --> 00:01:13,569 Talk about rubbing salt in my wounds! 19 00:01:13,780 --> 00:01:14,559 Sure? 20 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,014 The key in the hand ... 9 million. 21 00:01:17,220 --> 00:01:18,404 - Head of p ... - Here you go? 22 00:01:18,609 --> 00:01:20,941 It's a beautiful model, long back. 23 00:01:22,134 --> 00:01:23,193 Does it close like a lid? 24 00:01:28,831 --> 00:01:30,250 I still have doubts. 25 00:01:30,454 --> 00:01:32,788 If she hadn't been promoted, what are we doing? 26 00:01:32,990 --> 00:01:35,008 - What are we doing? - What are we doing? 27 00:01:35,211 --> 00:01:36,349 What do I know, say you ... 28 00:01:36,557 --> 00:01:38,766 If he did not pass the exams, you're in deep shit. 29 00:01:38,974 --> 00:01:41,308 - It's your problem! - No. It's yours. 30 00:01:41,509 --> 00:01:44,360 - Why? - Because I don't pay for the car. 31 00:01:44,561 --> 00:01:46,217 Director, you're always married ... 32 00:01:46,423 --> 00:01:48,081 I'm not kidding. I don't pay for the car. 33 00:01:48,286 --> 00:01:50,257 - Who did you give the keys to, me or my son? - Your son. 34 00:01:50,465 --> 00:01:53,710 - She's a major, let him pay her. - You pay for my car! 35 00:01:53,912 --> 00:01:55,568 Let's not get upset, you know? 36 00:01:55,773 --> 00:01:57,747 - I don't pay anything! - Sir ... 37 00:01:57,953 --> 00:02:00,241 - Did I hit you? - I was just yawning. 38 00:02:00,450 --> 00:02:02,704 - I don't want to pay for the car. - Pay it! 39 00:02:02,906 --> 00:02:04,169 - I don't pay anything! - Damn it! 40 00:02:05,085 --> 00:02:07,024 I will denounce you, you know! 41 00:02:07,265 --> 00:02:09,315 Hold on with your hands, because I'm taking your eyes off you! 42 00:02:09,524 --> 00:02:10,706 Go and report me. 43 00:02:10,910 --> 00:02:14,314 I'm a good man, but if I get angry, I explode. 44 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:42,345 THE TEACHER AT THE BEACH WITH THE WHOLE CLASS 45 00:02:44,123 --> 00:02:50,456 Translation and Adaptation: RRZXXX 46 00:04:51,351 --> 00:04:53,864 Look at the car! 47 00:05:00,187 --> 00:05:01,585 Let it be, what a car! 48 00:05:01,798 --> 00:05:03,818 - Mario, are you walking me? - Yes of course... 49 00:05:04,028 --> 00:05:04,803 And me? 50 00:05:05,019 --> 00:05:07,076 Stay calm. One at a time. 51 00:05:08,158 --> 00:05:10,377 - Where did you steal it from? -"Steal it"? 52 00:05:10,594 --> 00:05:12,942 It's my father's gift for the ferry. 53 00:05:13,154 --> 00:05:15,044 Are you sure you took the ferry? 54 00:05:15,261 --> 00:05:17,362 That would be missing! 55 00:05:17,573 --> 00:05:20,872 I'd also like to be called Cubetti and have the school principal as uncle. 56 00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:23,887 You eat in one, huh? 57 00:05:24,096 --> 00:05:26,904 You laugh, but you'll see your laughter fade. 58 00:05:27,111 --> 00:05:30,412 - Why? - You put it on! Go and see! 59 00:05:31,694 --> 00:05:33,584 - Hi, Cubetti. - How are you, Professor? 60 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:37,018 Did you come to see the results? You can go quietly. 61 00:05:37,228 --> 00:05:39,118 - I'm going. - Go, hello. 62 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:41,188 - Hi, Mario. - Hello. 63 00:05:43,545 --> 00:05:44,649 Cosimo ... 64 00:05:45,074 --> 00:05:46,847 Mario Cubes ... 65 00:05:48,996 --> 00:05:50,382 French proofreading! 66 00:05:52,208 --> 00:05:53,675 Listen, calm down! 67 00:05:53,874 --> 00:05:55,812 - Did they make you? - Yes. 68 00:05:56,451 --> 00:05:58,108 What am I going to say to 'Babacu'? 69 00:05:58,910 --> 00:06:00,724 Damn it! 70 00:06:00,932 --> 00:06:04,292 You're telling me something so serious And you're smiling! 71 00:06:04,499 --> 00:06:06,676 There was nothing I could do! 72 00:06:06,880 --> 00:06:10,047 You, the director, leave your nephew corrective, my son! 73 00:06:10,248 --> 00:06:12,661 The professor didn't even want to hear. 74 00:06:12,866 --> 00:06:15,200 It's weird to you, because you're rich. 75 00:06:15,404 --> 00:06:16,463 And the receiver? 76 00:06:16,672 --> 00:06:19,401 No. He's a communist. I'll kick him out. I promise. 77 00:06:19,607 --> 00:06:22,020 Kicked out? I want him to suffer like hell! 78 00:06:22,224 --> 00:06:24,434 - Hey, what are you saying ...? - Then make him beautiful. 79 00:06:24,642 --> 00:06:27,179 - You can not. - Torture him! 80 00:06:27,379 --> 00:06:28,247 You can not. 81 00:06:28,449 --> 00:06:31,258 - Okay, then castrate him. - Impossible. 82 00:06:31,462 --> 00:06:32,680 Spit in his face. 83 00:06:32,891 --> 00:06:34,276 If you spit on him, he drowns! 84 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:36,527 - Hello sir. - What? 85 00:06:36,735 --> 00:06:38,755 Hello. Look... 86 00:06:39,511 --> 00:06:43,752 Look, sir ... Your wife is waiting for you at the office. 87 00:06:43,953 --> 00:06:46,567 - I'm going. See you later. - Thank you. 88 00:06:48,394 --> 00:06:50,367 - Hi, Onion. - Hi, Onion. 89 00:06:50,574 --> 00:06:52,513 - Hello, Paolino. - Hello. 90 00:06:52,716 --> 00:06:55,647 What have you decided? Do you come with our students to our hotel? 91 00:06:55,847 --> 00:06:57,946 Sure, if you give me a discount. 92 00:06:58,149 --> 00:07:00,516 Of course yes, 50 per cent. 93 00:07:00,725 --> 00:07:01,468 Half price. 94 00:07:01,677 --> 00:07:03,931 You know our sweetheart Did he stay correct in French? 95 00:07:04,135 --> 00:07:04,878 I found out. 96 00:07:05,086 --> 00:07:08,098 Here, let it be clear, I command, 97 00:07:08,299 --> 00:07:09,516 I mean, we ... 98 00:07:09,725 --> 00:07:12,172 This time, go to hell. 99 00:07:12,382 --> 00:07:14,874 Hercules, measure your words. 100 00:07:15,236 --> 00:07:16,420 Let's go spinning. 101 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:18,283 One: Goodbye car. 102 00:07:18,489 --> 00:07:19,875 Two: Goodbye vacation. 103 00:07:20,075 --> 00:07:22,126 Three: No more school! I do not care about anything! 104 00:07:22,334 --> 00:07:23,912 It will work, as I did! 105 00:07:24,119 --> 00:07:26,611 I had bruises on my hands as big as my ass! 106 00:07:26,816 --> 00:07:28,912 In short, I worked hard. Good? 107 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:32,442 Honey? Do you want to go back to masonry? 108 00:07:32,643 --> 00:07:35,496 No, it annoys me. It always has. 109 00:07:35,696 --> 00:07:39,339 I'll look for the deputy director. Let's dine together. 110 00:07:39,543 --> 00:07:41,675 Well done, he'll enjoy it. 111 00:07:42,398 --> 00:07:43,943 - You're crazy. - You're stupid. 112 00:07:44,142 --> 00:07:46,081 Every time I say something, you do that ... 113 00:07:46,284 --> 00:07:47,501 Well, don't you realize? 114 00:07:47,989 --> 00:07:50,165 - Are you retiring Mario from school? - Yes. 115 00:07:50,368 --> 00:07:52,421 - Take the chance. - Which? 116 00:07:52,629 --> 00:07:54,567 Give it to my sister's beard! 117 00:07:54,769 --> 00:07:57,261 - Do you have a sister, still bearded? - No... 118 00:07:57,466 --> 00:08:00,475 - Henrietta, your wife! - I don't see the connection. 119 00:08:00,677 --> 00:08:02,492 It has to do ... 120 00:08:02,699 --> 00:08:04,087 Do you remember Lisa? 121 00:08:04,286 --> 00:08:07,928 The French teacher in Milan who you recommended to me? 122 00:08:08,131 --> 00:08:11,617 How can I not remember, when he had some pigeons he was driving me crazy! 123 00:08:11,820 --> 00:08:13,950 And I didn't even put it on. 124 00:08:14,159 --> 00:08:17,328 I tried everything, but I screwed it up in the end. 125 00:08:17,529 --> 00:08:19,186 Do you know how to make sure you don't miss it? 126 00:08:19,393 --> 00:08:22,087 To keep a diet! 127 00:08:22,287 --> 00:08:25,490 - Stop kidding! - Then what do we have to do? 128 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:28,425 Rather than bring her to school in October, 129 00:08:28,631 --> 00:08:30,605 you'd better call her now, 130 00:08:30,812 --> 00:08:33,384 to instruct the boy this summer. 131 00:08:34,578 --> 00:08:36,315 It can't get any better. 132 00:08:36,521 --> 00:08:40,684 You produce great ideas! Bravo! 133 00:08:40,883 --> 00:08:42,699 I want to kiss you! 134 00:08:42,945 --> 00:08:44,918 Stay put! 135 00:08:45,562 --> 00:08:47,817 What the hell are you doing? Hercules! 136 00:08:48,021 --> 00:08:51,348 We hug, because he had a brilliant idea! 137 00:08:52,381 --> 00:08:54,006 I thought of something. 138 00:08:54,206 --> 00:08:57,015 If you were not brother and sister, and you were married. 139 00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,430 - You would have twins! - Why? 140 00:08:59,638 --> 00:09:02,006 Base multiplied by height It is divided by 2. 141 00:09:02,215 --> 00:09:04,391 It's good, isn't it? 142 00:09:19,137 --> 00:09:21,780 - Are you walking alone? - I think so, with such a fireball! 143 00:09:21,982 --> 00:09:25,023 - I was an hour ahead of mine! - Mother, what a car! 144 00:09:25,227 --> 00:09:26,217 Is it new? 145 00:09:26,429 --> 00:09:29,506 - Babacu's gift for the ferry. - For the ferry? 146 00:09:29,714 --> 00:09:32,107 How did you pass the exam? 147 00:09:32,319 --> 00:09:33,880 I sensed the theme. 148 00:09:34,082 --> 00:09:37,967 - How are you doing with the ladies? - With women, what can I say, modestly ... 149 00:09:38,169 --> 00:09:39,604 some come, others leave. 150 00:09:39,811 --> 00:09:42,968 I fished a German. I made a hole in it so much! 151 00:09:43,178 --> 00:09:45,741 - She agreed? - I punched him in the face! 152 00:09:45,941 --> 00:09:48,584 - You take care of the luggage. - What a porter ... 153 00:09:48,785 --> 00:09:50,782 Okay, I'll take care of it. 154 00:09:52,994 --> 00:09:55,671 If you come with me, 155 00:09:55,878 --> 00:09:58,874 I'll give you a shovel so you don't get up. 156 00:09:59,083 --> 00:10:01,761 - Look, you're taking the shovel from me! - What do you have, Dad, did you ring? 157 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:06,254 Damn bastard, lick-blide, thief of my goods! 158 00:10:06,456 --> 00:10:07,937 You steal from me? 159 00:10:08,139 --> 00:10:09,700 Give me the keys! 160 00:10:09,903 --> 00:10:12,979 The contract clearly states, 9 million, turnkey. 161 00:10:13,188 --> 00:10:13,940 In my hand! 162 00:10:14,149 --> 00:10:16,302 - Helps to carry luggage. - I don't even think about it. 163 00:10:16,513 --> 00:10:17,664 Hurry up! 164 00:10:17,875 --> 00:10:21,077 Well, I'm here! Mom, what a car! 165 00:10:21,281 --> 00:10:24,164 - Who are you? Do you work here? - I do everything. 166 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,440 I help the porter, I'm helping the swimming instructor ... 167 00:10:26,650 --> 00:10:29,853 Help me not to set you free, you know? 168 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,012 - Hold on. - Thank you. 169 00:10:31,578 --> 00:10:33,094 - What's up? - A broom. 170 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:35,818 If you're still smart, I'll take eyes off you! 171 00:10:36,025 --> 00:10:39,387 - If there were no unions! - Not the problem! 172 00:10:39,591 --> 00:10:41,186 My union elbow hurts! 173 00:10:41,395 --> 00:10:43,593 - Are you against the unions? - Sure you do! 174 00:10:43,798 --> 00:10:46,681 Nice! You have all my sympathy. 175 00:10:46,884 --> 00:10:49,767 - Remind me to increase your salary. - Thank you, sir. 176 00:10:50,811 --> 00:10:53,932 - What? - I remind you of that raise. 177 00:10:56,099 --> 00:10:58,858 We'll talk in the coming days. 178 00:10:59,545 --> 00:11:02,063 Okay, Alfredo. The hotel is almost complete. 179 00:11:02,269 --> 00:11:04,709 For tomorrow, I booked 15 rooms. 180 00:11:04,914 --> 00:11:08,994 My brother, the director, he will come with almost all of his students. 181 00:11:09,201 --> 00:11:11,275 Don't worry. 182 00:11:16,053 --> 00:11:20,018 Get me out of here, you idiot! Faster, it hurts! 183 00:11:20,861 --> 00:11:22,695 Hold on, I'm coming now! 184 00:11:22,904 --> 00:11:25,423 All right, let these down. Here I am! 185 00:11:28,113 --> 00:11:31,714 Stink, you kissed me after you crushed me! 186 00:11:32,521 --> 00:11:34,161 And! 187 00:11:34,364 --> 00:11:35,641 Hold on! 188 00:11:35,846 --> 00:11:36,997 Hold on! 189 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,042 - Cut the power! - No. No. 190 00:11:41,455 --> 00:11:44,099 Do you know he can die from this? 191 00:11:44,301 --> 00:11:48,265 You bastard! Every time I come here, it's naughty! 192 00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,061 - Okay, I'm gone. - Let him go! 193 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,232 - Help me. - I'll punch you in the mouth! 194 00:11:53,476 --> 00:11:55,787 Try to pass before the door closes! 195 00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:58,072 - Welcome, sir. - Welcome to Hell. 196 00:11:58,283 --> 00:11:59,275 You, take care ... 197 00:11:59,485 --> 00:12:01,798 I booked 15 rooms for Paolo. 198 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:04,289 Why not the whole hotel? 199 00:12:04,494 --> 00:12:06,214 And at half price, like in the off-season! two hundred 00:12:06,416 --> 00:12:09,015 No, I doubled the rate in high season. 201 00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:12,299 You did well. I can't tolerate your brother anyway. 202 00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:14,262 Phone for you, sir. 203 00:12:14,471 --> 00:12:18,071 - I didn't even get well and he calls me. - Go, it must be from the office. 204 00:12:18,276 --> 00:12:20,841 And don't forget to call the monseigneur! 205 00:12:21,643 --> 00:12:24,035 "Come on, go." What, I'm a little boy! 206 00:12:24,247 --> 00:12:27,528 Already, I'm pissed. If you all hit me on the head ... 207 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,536 Hey, I'm passing. 208 00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:38,668 Thanks. 209 00:12:38,871 --> 00:12:43,111 I'm not upset. I only grew up with my palms. 210 00:12:43,319 --> 00:12:46,283 Good thing not. You needed no torture to grow up! 211 00:12:46,485 --> 00:12:48,956 Come over! I'll show you some cool stuff. 212 00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:52,124 Come see, quickly. 213 00:12:52,894 --> 00:12:55,048 Look. You don't say a word, do you? 214 00:12:56,182 --> 00:12:58,459 Look at the hole I made in the cabin! 215 00:12:58,665 --> 00:13:00,578 - Holy Virgin! - She's not a virgin! 216 00:13:00,829 --> 00:13:03,141 - Look here. - Who is it? 217 00:13:06,758 --> 00:13:08,752 How beautiful she is ... 218 00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:13,240 Look at this. Look how beautiful she is ... 219 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:15,412 - What a fairy! - Fairy? 220 00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:17,608 - What a mouth! - What mouth? 221 00:13:17,817 --> 00:13:19,491 - What eyes! - Which eyes? 222 00:13:21,943 --> 00:13:23,984 Where do you see eyes? 223 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,438 But who else is this? 224 00:13:33,684 --> 00:13:36,566 Sorry, this is not a reservation on behalf of Lisa Colombi? 225 00:13:36,768 --> 00:13:38,408 One moment, let's check. 226 00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:42,688 I'll take care of ... 227 00:13:43,179 --> 00:13:47,498 - Mr. Cubetti has made your reservation. - Exactly. Has the director arrived? 228 00:13:47,747 --> 00:13:49,501 Yes, I think he's still on the phone. 229 00:13:59,487 --> 00:14:00,558 The suitcases ... 230 00:14:01,129 --> 00:14:03,853 - Do you have suitcases? - Yes. 231 00:14:04,055 --> 00:14:06,892 - Go and get the lady's suitcases. - I'm going. 232 00:14:07,099 --> 00:14:09,412 - Hurry along! - I'm going, I'm going! 233 00:14:13,070 --> 00:14:15,189 I have the right to be on vacation! 234 00:14:15,394 --> 00:14:19,075 I didn't even set foot here, That starts with the phones, the bitch! 235 00:14:19,279 --> 00:14:21,080 - Me? - No, not you. 236 00:14:21,283 --> 00:14:23,482 - The tax office is here! - How? The tax office? 237 00:14:23,727 --> 00:14:28,047 He stuck his nose in everywhere. I don't know what to do. Come here! 238 00:14:28,256 --> 00:14:31,458 If I run the business Bellavista, I went for the stitch! 239 00:14:31,660 --> 00:14:33,654 - Make everything disappear! - Ah ... No! 240 00:14:33,864 --> 00:14:36,666 This does not. I don't feel able. 241 00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:39,387 Did you understand? I can not... 242 00:14:39,633 --> 00:14:42,233 Okay, then I'm coming to Rome, we do it somehow. 243 00:14:44,842 --> 00:14:46,802 Yes it is... 244 00:14:47,367 --> 00:14:50,010 I'm coming to Rome, that's how we set them up ... 245 00:14:50,212 --> 00:14:51,089 See you later. 246 00:14:51,534 --> 00:14:53,174 Later? Yes. 247 00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:56,215 No, I was saying that I don't know if I'll get any further. 248 00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,584 Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow. It depends on how the situation goes. 249 00:14:59,788 --> 00:15:01,907 I would come right now ... if it were up to me ... 250 00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,271 I don't know. I will arrive! 251 00:15:07,520 --> 00:15:08,558 I have arrived! 252 00:15:09,444 --> 00:15:12,121 - And if I know who he is, can you bet? - Who is? 253 00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:15,293 - A pee. - A whore? Hey there ... 254 00:15:15,494 --> 00:15:17,773 She's a friend of my father's. That he's a bitch. 255 00:15:17,979 --> 00:15:20,212 Well, that's how we all bully! 256 00:15:20,903 --> 00:15:22,133 Only I bully her. 257 00:15:22,345 --> 00:15:26,265 And if you don't get out of that room in 10 minutes, I'll beat you up. 258 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:29,586 Listen ... let me go ... Oh oh...! 259 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:34,119 Come in, it's open! 260 00:15:37,331 --> 00:15:38,925 Bu-bu-good evening! 261 00:15:39,294 --> 00:15:42,371 - I thought she was a maid. - My name is Coco. 262 00:15:42,579 --> 00:15:44,779 Mr. Cubetti sent me. 263 00:15:45,825 --> 00:15:47,499 Ah? Mr. Cubetti? 264 00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:49,589 I understand. 265 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:52,516 But I hadn't thought about it that we start tonight. 266 00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:56,601 - So he didn't fire you? - Actually, I'm in. 267 00:15:57,845 --> 00:16:00,364 How about we talk a little first? 268 00:16:00,570 --> 00:16:02,404 Well, if you have to ... 269 00:16:03,014 --> 00:16:05,816 You know, at first, you'll be a little confused. 270 00:16:06,019 --> 00:16:08,138 Because I have a special method. 271 00:16:08,462 --> 00:16:09,260 What do you mean, special? 272 00:16:09,504 --> 00:16:11,659 A new method which I learned in Paris. 273 00:16:11,869 --> 00:16:14,545 - Two hours a day. - Two hours? 274 00:16:17,157 --> 00:16:20,678 Why? Could you do more? 275 00:16:23,328 --> 00:16:25,699 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 276 00:16:25,892 --> 00:16:28,411 Yes, doll. Crush me! 277 00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:31,820 We're really going to tear you to pieces, to know ... 278 00:16:33,224 --> 00:16:35,902 Have! What are you doing? Are you beating me? Stay! 279 00:16:37,311 --> 00:16:38,348 Who is it? 280 00:16:38,795 --> 00:16:39,784 Who is it? 281 00:16:40,436 --> 00:16:42,875 - A friend. - One moment, please. 282 00:16:44,162 --> 00:16:46,397 -I'm pissed in the closet! - No! 283 00:16:46,608 --> 00:16:47,757 Not in the closet! 284 00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:49,770 - Under the bed! - No! 285 00:16:49,973 --> 00:16:51,852 Then where do I go? 286 00:16:52,056 --> 00:16:53,697 Into the bathroom! 287 00:16:56,825 --> 00:16:58,943 It's easy to say ... 288 00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:02,154 - Good evening. - Sorry, who are you? 289 00:17:02,359 --> 00:17:05,880 I am the son of the hotel owner. 290 00:17:06,085 --> 00:17:08,445 - To Mr. Cubetti? - Yes. 291 00:17:09,530 --> 00:17:12,367 So, are you the French instructor? 292 00:17:12,574 --> 00:17:14,809 And, how do you know? 293 00:17:16,421 --> 00:17:18,142 Well, then, the other ... 294 00:17:18,345 --> 00:17:19,415 Which other? 295 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:20,503 No, nobody. 296 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:24,185 This is Lisa Colombi. 297 00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:28,836 Your father asked me to come from Milan to give you lessons. 298 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,880 - Hey, to see? - Hey, yes. 299 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:34,969 Thousands of apologies, but seeing you coming here alone, I thought ... 300 00:17:35,171 --> 00:17:37,403 I imagine what you might have thought. 301 00:17:37,614 --> 00:17:40,895 Now that you know who I am, don't you think you made a mistake? 302 00:17:41,099 --> 00:17:43,617 Well ... more or less. 303 00:17:51,436 --> 00:17:52,836 Mom, what am I going to do to her ... 304 00:17:53,038 --> 00:17:54,107 - Who is it? - Herculetu ... 305 00:17:54,920 --> 00:17:56,720 - Your father. - Yes... 306 00:17:56,924 --> 00:17:58,153 I'll be right back. 307 00:17:58,805 --> 00:17:59,878 After ... 308 00:18:02,492 --> 00:18:06,571 Oh, Lieta, my adored one! You are beautiful, warm, tender! 309 00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,741 - Where are you? - Here I am. 310 00:18:10,945 --> 00:18:13,622 You will be blinded, I couldn't see you anymore. 311 00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:16,187 Aoleu, how good you are ... 312 00:18:17,836 --> 00:18:20,799 - Down. - Down? Bermuda? 313 00:18:21,001 --> 00:18:22,835 Do you like it? Look what a mess I made. 314 00:18:23,764 --> 00:18:25,165 Bermuda shorts are beautiful. 315 00:18:25,767 --> 00:18:28,606 Me, I'm in the throes of excitement! 316 00:18:28,852 --> 00:18:31,610 - Give me the watermelons. - No, leave me! 317 00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:34,492 Your body is driving me crazy! 318 00:18:35,462 --> 00:18:38,505 What a world map! It's the end of the world! 319 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:44,154 Here I am! Here they are! You're going to step on the scales! 320 00:18:44,717 --> 00:18:47,282 Give me a knee! 321 00:18:47,482 --> 00:18:48,883 Give me an arm! 322 00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:50,075 The bracelet! 323 00:18:50,327 --> 00:18:53,128 I'm as excited as the Pekingese! 324 00:18:57,136 --> 00:18:58,777 Do you like to work hard? 325 00:18:58,980 --> 00:19:02,898 You told me to come to instruct your boy in French. 326 00:19:03,106 --> 00:19:04,666 Well, wasn't that a great idea? 327 00:19:04,869 --> 00:19:08,788 - Exactly, I hope to be useful, to help him. - Help his father too! 328 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,442 - It's a misunderstanding. - No, I'm ultra-excited! 329 00:19:15,645 --> 00:19:17,525 You are always excited! 330 00:19:17,969 --> 00:19:20,645 Perfect. Don't you remember in Milan? 331 00:19:20,852 --> 00:19:22,734 Of course! You were dead drunk! 332 00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:25,055 Well, me, when I get drunk, I'm a suicide bomber! 333 00:19:28,945 --> 00:19:31,417 - Did anyone knock? - No, it's my head. 334 00:19:32,031 --> 00:19:32,782 Yeah, knock. 335 00:19:32,992 --> 00:19:35,145 - Who is it? - The maid. 336 00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:38,319 Let me hide! 337 00:19:38,519 --> 00:19:40,160 - No! - Yes, I feel good here! 338 00:19:40,362 --> 00:19:42,119 - Hide somewhere else. - Where? 339 00:19:42,327 --> 00:19:44,638 - Under the bed! - No no! 340 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,138 - Well, where? In the bathroom! - No! 341 00:19:51,341 --> 00:19:54,463 - And where can I go? - In the closet! 342 00:19:54,665 --> 00:19:57,262 No, not closed in. I'll have no air! 343 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,830 - I'm suffocating! - Stay there! 344 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,595 I'm claustrophobic! 345 00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:05,110 Yes? 346 00:20:05,362 --> 00:20:08,964 I can't give you the phone call, your device is broken. 347 00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,321 If you are willing to go down to the cabin ... 348 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:13,684 Okay, I'm coming down. Thanks. 349 00:20:21,746 --> 00:20:23,900 Old ropes ... 350 00:20:24,911 --> 00:20:28,068 This time, I burn you with age. 351 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,086 With those two melons, ooh ... 352 00:20:37,291 --> 00:20:39,444 I would make a very good breath! 353 00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,082 Look at her there! 354 00:21:02,490 --> 00:21:06,535 Yes ... Finally, alone! 355 00:21:11,865 --> 00:21:13,424 My doll ... 356 00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:18,349 What beautiful arms! 357 00:21:21,238 --> 00:21:23,437 What wide shoulders! 358 00:21:24,445 --> 00:21:26,563 What breasts! 359 00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:30,522 What silky hair! Finally... 360 00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,176 Ah ... what eyes! 361 00:21:34,380 --> 00:21:37,021 And what a nose, how beautiful it is! 362 00:21:38,625 --> 00:21:40,779 What a soft mouth! 363 00:21:41,711 --> 00:21:44,786 I want to kiss you! Let me kiss you! 364 00:22:08,312 --> 00:22:11,068 Jigodie! Son of a bitch! Damn it! 365 00:22:11,276 --> 00:22:14,114 You come to my bed, you grab my mouth ... 366 00:22:14,842 --> 00:22:17,074 Ah, will you kiss me on the mouth? 367 00:22:17,805 --> 00:22:21,408 Go and complain to the unions! La Armanna, Carnichi, Storca, everyone! 368 00:22:21,612 --> 00:22:24,849 - What if your wife finds out? - What does that have to do with anything? 369 00:22:26,699 --> 00:22:29,263 - Do you want to blackmail me? - No no! 370 00:22:29,465 --> 00:22:31,059 - Yes! - Yes! 371 00:22:31,987 --> 00:22:35,782 Gaston, honey, I miss you so much. I don't think I've seen you in an eternity. 372 00:22:35,994 --> 00:22:38,752 You exaggerate. Did you meet the director? 373 00:22:38,959 --> 00:22:39,916 Yes, just now. 374 00:22:40,122 --> 00:22:42,764 See how you do. I have a lot to do in Milan. 375 00:22:42,965 --> 00:22:45,689 I want to go to Rome. He can help me. 376 00:22:45,890 --> 00:22:49,409 Give me some time. I only saw him for a few minutes. 377 00:22:49,615 --> 00:22:52,656 Don't worry. At the first opportunity, I'll talk to him. 378 00:22:52,860 --> 00:22:56,541 - I know how to be convincing. - I trust you. 379 00:22:56,746 --> 00:22:58,341 Goodbye, love. 380 00:23:02,275 --> 00:23:05,397 Pope, are you preparing for Hercules' work? 381 00:23:07,283 --> 00:23:12,763 When I was your age, Alain Delon would have died in spite of seeing me. 382 00:23:13,493 --> 00:23:17,538 Do you know what St. Basil said? "Work, don't stink." 383 00:23:20,062 --> 00:23:23,344 Alone, or with the flame you called from Milan? 384 00:23:23,549 --> 00:23:27,911 I knew you'd get to this thing, 385 00:23:28,115 --> 00:23:30,917 But the professor called from Milan, 386 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:35,198 I brought her for you, for French lessons. 387 00:23:35,406 --> 00:23:36,888 Damn you! 388 00:23:37,089 --> 00:23:41,486 I don't want you to be without a book like a father. You missed it. 389 00:23:41,696 --> 00:23:43,370 Some always say: 390 00:23:43,579 --> 00:23:46,780 "He's a rich boy, a meltean sadea." 391 00:23:46,983 --> 00:23:50,139 And look into my eyes, when I'm talking to you! 392 00:23:50,349 --> 00:23:52,947 Of course, I'll take your car keys. 393 00:23:53,154 --> 00:23:55,910 I'll take your ones from home too. 394 00:23:56,117 --> 00:23:59,753 I'll get you in the straitjacket. 395 00:24:00,445 --> 00:24:02,439 You will learn by force. 396 00:24:02,649 --> 00:24:06,886 - Are you done? - Yes, your father has spoken. 397 00:24:07,776 --> 00:24:09,131 Well, now I'm talking. 398 00:24:09,539 --> 00:24:12,536 You brought the pistol for the bubble, 399 00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:14,019 to regulate it like in Milan ... 400 00:24:16,309 --> 00:24:18,543 Who told you this bullshit? 401 00:24:18,753 --> 00:24:21,317 I heard it with my own ears. 402 00:24:21,557 --> 00:24:25,078 From now on, you will give me a weekly allowance and car keys, 403 00:24:25,282 --> 00:24:27,643 and you don't study anymore, or I'll tell Mom. 404 00:24:31,171 --> 00:24:33,324 - Are they black? - Yes. 405 00:24:33,536 --> 00:24:34,937 Your son spoke. 406 00:24:35,138 --> 00:24:36,813 To die, damn it! 407 00:24:37,462 --> 00:24:39,901 Hercules, look who's here! 408 00:24:42,269 --> 00:24:45,584 Mom ... I have something to tell you about Dad. 409 00:24:46,596 --> 00:24:48,112 I surrender, unconditionally. 410 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:49,634 - Hello. - Hi, baby. 411 00:24:49,841 --> 00:24:51,162 Please... 412 00:24:51,362 --> 00:24:53,243 - Hello. - Hi, baby. 413 00:24:53,446 --> 00:24:54,483 Hi, baby. 414 00:24:54,689 --> 00:24:56,570 - Should I pass? - Please. 415 00:24:56,772 --> 00:24:58,925 - Hello. - Hi, baby. 416 00:25:01,659 --> 00:25:05,419 Why did you tell the boy everything? Take care of your shit. 417 00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:08,018 - I still have something to learn. - How's Poeta? 418 00:25:08,229 --> 00:25:11,510 I went to the Post Office for taxes and to the tobacco store. 419 00:25:11,715 --> 00:25:14,358 - Now, where else should I go? - You're holding me. 420 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:16,750 Oh, what a slap! 421 00:25:16,963 --> 00:25:18,762 - Sir? - Yes... 422 00:25:18,966 --> 00:25:21,244 - Is it far? - Around the corner. 423 00:25:25,456 --> 00:25:26,732 Who is? 424 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:29,781 Who is that girl? 425 00:25:30,704 --> 00:25:33,381 - Was she a girl? - I mean, she just greeted you! 426 00:25:33,588 --> 00:25:35,069 - Me? - Yes, you! 427 00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,553 Ah, it must be ... I forgot, 428 00:25:38,756 --> 00:25:41,150 the French teacher which I called for him. 429 00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:44,280 She's really a French teacher? 430 00:25:45,887 --> 00:25:47,084 Yes she is. 431 00:25:47,330 --> 00:25:50,460 It's the one you recommended to me, I hired her into my school. 432 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:57,014 No, Coco recommended her. She's his fiancee. 433 00:25:59,629 --> 00:26:01,907 Isn't that right, Pope, that she's his fiancee? 434 00:26:02,113 --> 00:26:05,873 I got it. Yes, she's his fiancee. 435 00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:09,241 - What do I do, he's not engaged ... - Yes! 436 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,797 - She's your fiancee. - Impossible... 437 00:26:12,329 --> 00:26:14,161 Yes, why don't you want to confess? 438 00:26:14,412 --> 00:26:17,408 - Not that I don't mean, but ... - She's your fiancee! 439 00:26:17,616 --> 00:26:21,501 - Yes, modestly, she's my fiancee. - Why "modestly"? 440 00:26:21,703 --> 00:26:23,502 You, Coco, 441 00:26:23,746 --> 00:26:28,588 so elegant, good, cute, young ... 442 00:26:29,115 --> 00:26:31,952 I think it's very romantic ... 443 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,483 You could have much higher demands ... 444 00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,121 However, I am content with her. 445 00:26:37,367 --> 00:26:38,962 Go and call her. 446 00:26:39,330 --> 00:26:41,163 - Yes ... - Call her again! 447 00:26:41,654 --> 00:26:44,331 She's very shy. I'm going to get it. 448 00:26:46,301 --> 00:26:48,181 You'll see. I take off his mats. 449 00:26:48,585 --> 00:26:51,546 I don't understand him. What did he find in her? 450 00:26:51,749 --> 00:26:52,820 - Me? - Yes. 451 00:26:53,031 --> 00:26:54,751 He doesn't even have an intelligent face. 452 00:26:54,954 --> 00:26:56,630 It must be from a popular area. 453 00:26:56,837 --> 00:26:58,593 It may be popular, but it's good ... She's a beautiful girl. 454 00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,874 - Yes, this Coco, who is it? - Coco? 455 00:27:01,084 --> 00:27:03,506 He's a ... employee of ours. He works here. 456 00:27:03,687 --> 00:27:05,607 Mrs. Patron and Mr. Patron. 457 00:27:05,611 --> 00:27:07,888 This is Lisa Colombi. The Lord explained to you ... 458 00:27:08,134 --> 00:27:09,411 Told me. 459 00:27:09,616 --> 00:27:10,767 - Told me! - Yes Yes... 460 00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:12,619 I don't know them ... 461 00:27:12,861 --> 00:27:15,540 I'm your new school principal, miss. 462 00:27:15,747 --> 00:27:17,307 - My wife ... - Delighted. 463 00:27:17,509 --> 00:27:20,664 We are very happy to have you among us. 464 00:27:20,914 --> 00:27:22,395 Coco, don't be shy, sit down. 465 00:27:22,596 --> 00:27:25,320 - Thanks, I'm going further. - Yes, come here. 466 00:27:25,522 --> 00:27:26,558 What a beautiful couple! 467 00:27:26,803 --> 00:27:28,524 True, it is exceptional. 468 00:27:28,766 --> 00:27:31,044 Ma'am, how do you see the engagement? 469 00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:33,761 What matters is love. 470 00:27:34,535 --> 00:27:36,016 - Sir? - What is it? 471 00:27:36,418 --> 00:27:38,218 - What is it? - A phone call from Rome. 472 00:27:38,422 --> 00:27:41,225 Sorry, it's the tax office. I'll be there in a moment... 473 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:44,502 - Quick, potato! - Yes, my little one! 474 00:27:45,673 --> 00:27:47,187 Sorry, sir. 475 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,515 - Is good. - You like? 476 00:27:52,724 --> 00:27:53,919 Very good. 477 00:27:55,928 --> 00:27:56,680 Take care of yourself! 478 00:28:01,216 --> 00:28:04,213 Excuse me, please I have to make an emergency call. 479 00:28:04,422 --> 00:28:05,539 Where is he going? 480 00:28:05,743 --> 00:28:09,060 - She's agile, Professor. - Too much. 481 00:28:10,951 --> 00:28:12,353 Hello, sir? 482 00:28:12,553 --> 00:28:15,596 And yours! We were just eating. 483 00:28:15,839 --> 00:28:19,202 They control all invoices, year by year ... 484 00:28:19,566 --> 00:28:20,636 - Put me in ...! - In me? 485 00:28:20,847 --> 00:28:23,570 It's not about you. Did they get to Bellavista? 486 00:28:23,606 --> 00:28:27,330 Not yet. I'm in 1975 And Bellavista is in '77, 487 00:28:27,538 --> 00:28:29,018 but I'm close! 488 00:28:29,260 --> 00:28:30,821 Make the files disappear! 489 00:28:31,023 --> 00:28:33,720 I'm increasing your paycheck. I'll give you an extra 285,000! 490 00:28:33,755 --> 00:28:36,046 Four months vacation. It's good? 491 00:28:36,081 --> 00:28:38,069 No, I'm scared. I don't do that. 492 00:28:38,275 --> 00:28:40,726 It's your fault, do it! 493 00:28:40,797 --> 00:28:44,351 If my wife finds out that I owe 500 million, 494 00:28:44,563 --> 00:28:47,401 he will make me a mason again. And I don't even have a union! 495 00:28:47,609 --> 00:28:51,003 Do you know anything? I drop everything. Car me! 496 00:28:51,214 --> 00:28:53,367 No! Do not go! 497 00:28:53,578 --> 00:28:54,327 Is this seat taken? 498 00:28:56,062 --> 00:28:58,625 - No, sorry, it's busy ... - You know, 499 00:28:58,690 --> 00:29:02,246 for you, I would have done anything. You're more than a boss to me. 500 00:29:02,456 --> 00:29:04,577 But in this case you ask me too much. 501 00:29:05,343 --> 00:29:06,094 Director? 502 00:29:06,304 --> 00:29:08,425 Do you have a free moment? 503 00:29:08,629 --> 00:29:09,585 Even two ... 504 00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:13,506 I'd like to tell you something very urgent, between four eyes. 505 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:15,359 Between four eyes? 506 00:29:15,561 --> 00:29:17,635 I'll be right in your room. 507 00:29:17,845 --> 00:29:20,649 Not with me. I have a lesson with your son. 508 00:29:20,850 --> 00:29:23,131 Then you're waiting for me on the beach. I have to take sand baths for my wife. 509 00:29:23,336 --> 00:29:25,854 Okay, thanks. I apologize... 510 00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:28,015 Hello, can you hear me? 511 00:29:28,225 --> 00:29:31,700 - Are you coming or not? - Tell me, listen to him! 512 00:29:31,951 --> 00:29:34,948 Like I don't want to come ... I want to come ... but I don't know how ... 513 00:29:35,157 --> 00:29:37,960 - Personal? - Yes, I come personally. 514 00:29:40,406 --> 00:29:42,560 Hello? What happened? 515 00:29:42,770 --> 00:29:45,609 I hit the ground with my ass. 516 00:29:46,938 --> 00:29:50,541 See you, Mario, to learn a foreign language, 517 00:29:50,745 --> 00:29:52,420 First, you have to like the language. 518 00:29:52,629 --> 00:29:56,184 But you can't love her studying only its grammar. 519 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:59,633 You have to pay attention, try to get to know her better 520 00:29:59,842 --> 00:30:02,998 to discover all its secrets, even the most hidden ones. See? 521 00:30:03,208 --> 00:30:04,359 Yes, of course I see. 522 00:30:04,570 --> 00:30:07,488 Without these, a tongue is cold, distant. 523 00:30:07,855 --> 00:30:09,657 It's just hard work, hard stuff, 524 00:30:09,859 --> 00:30:13,620 with conjugation, verbs irregular excpressions ... 525 00:30:13,866 --> 00:30:16,944 But if you like it, everything will flow by itself. 526 00:30:17,914 --> 00:30:19,065 Don't you think so? 527 00:30:19,277 --> 00:30:22,514 You have to get to the bottom of it with your tongue. 528 00:30:22,723 --> 00:30:24,398 Do you understand what I mean? 529 00:30:24,606 --> 00:30:25,962 Are you following me? 530 00:30:27,532 --> 00:30:30,210 I see you having a bit of fun. What are you thinking about? 531 00:30:30,417 --> 00:30:32,490 Too many things. 532 00:30:32,701 --> 00:30:34,980 At you, that you are an extraordinary teacher. 533 00:30:35,185 --> 00:30:36,701 Take it as a compliment? 534 00:30:36,909 --> 00:30:40,066 Yeah, that sounds pretty crap to me. Looks like BT ain't for me either. Mysterious. 535 00:30:40,596 --> 00:30:42,749 - I do not get it. - A girl like you 536 00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:45,279 to have relations with my father ... I realized. 537 00:30:45,484 --> 00:30:47,923 How he got on the phone, how did you go after him. 538 00:30:48,169 --> 00:30:51,610 Sure you do. I wanted to talk to him but I couldn't. 539 00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:53,490 I imagine. 540 00:30:53,699 --> 00:30:55,581 Very important stuff. 541 00:30:55,783 --> 00:30:58,861 Important or not, these things don't concern you. 542 00:31:00,511 --> 00:31:03,508 - I'm sorry ... as they say ... - Now, let's see each other in French. 543 00:31:03,877 --> 00:31:06,192 Your tiny body 544 00:31:06,403 --> 00:31:09,684 I'll tie it to a string of salt ... 545 00:31:09,889 --> 00:31:12,805 Hurry up, put more sand. 546 00:31:13,014 --> 00:31:15,213 I need a dump truck to cover you. 547 00:31:15,419 --> 00:31:18,416 I had to invite the monseigneur, because you did nothing. 548 00:31:18,625 --> 00:31:21,780 We should invite her And the French teacher. 549 00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:23,552 Okay, honey. 550 00:31:23,795 --> 00:31:26,074 I still didn't understand this girl. 551 00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:28,035 To me, it's kind of deadly. 552 00:31:28,283 --> 00:31:31,644 According to me, she's a living tiger! 553 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:35,291 - What do you want to say? - Nothing. It's just that she's a fit girl. 554 00:31:35,495 --> 00:31:37,089 Even with shapes. 555 00:31:37,339 --> 00:31:39,536 - I'm fine! - Stay put, you're bad. 556 00:31:39,742 --> 00:31:40,493 Yes Yes. 557 00:31:40,905 --> 00:31:42,467 What I don't understand, 558 00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:46,269 how the hell did she seduce this wonderful boy ... 559 00:31:46,475 --> 00:31:50,077 - What wonderful boy? - That nice, young man, 560 00:31:50,281 --> 00:31:51,685 on her fiancee. 561 00:31:51,885 --> 00:31:54,119 That crustacean? 562 00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:56,563 How strange is destiny ... 563 00:31:56,774 --> 00:32:01,139 have fun creating incredible, absurd unions. 564 00:32:01,343 --> 00:32:04,019 Eh, that's why I know my skin. 565 00:32:04,227 --> 00:32:05,903 To me, she's an angry scoundrel. 566 00:32:46,345 --> 00:32:49,341 - What are you doing? - Shut up, I'm spying. 567 00:32:50,111 --> 00:32:52,676 - How do you think ... - I've made such a hole! 568 00:32:52,876 --> 00:32:57,195 I do not care. Stop being an idiot, you know? 569 00:33:03,695 --> 00:33:06,534 He takes advantage of my work. 570 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,634 Damn it! 571 00:34:31,896 --> 00:34:35,611 - Come on, what a mess you have! - Be calm, things are done in peace. 572 00:34:35,822 --> 00:34:38,787 Move that shovel faster! 573 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:48,194 - So what do you think I'm an excavator? - Come on, it's not a big deal. 574 00:34:52,814 --> 00:34:54,614 Don't give me sand in the eyes! 575 00:34:54,857 --> 00:34:57,171 Excuse me, the wind is blowing. 576 00:34:58,985 --> 00:35:01,981 - Come on! Come on! - Yes. 577 00:35:02,190 --> 00:35:06,909 Look, I'm going to cover your head. That way, you won't get sand in your eyes. 578 00:35:09,765 --> 00:35:10,755 - Come on! - Here it is. 579 00:35:11,006 --> 00:35:15,008 - Sit next to me, you know? - Yes love. 580 00:35:15,215 --> 00:35:18,770 Are you by my side? Don't leave, huh? 581 00:35:18,981 --> 00:35:19,779 I understand. 582 00:35:20,023 --> 00:35:22,587 Tonight at the table 583 00:35:22,787 --> 00:35:25,671 be careful not to swallow the soup. 584 00:35:25,875 --> 00:35:27,229 Good. 585 00:35:27,437 --> 00:35:30,753 Don't spit the kernels. 586 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:33,197 You put your hand on a plate. 587 00:35:33,408 --> 00:35:36,371 And for coffee, don't be like a pig! 588 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:41,537 - Ah, director! Hi. - Here you are ... 589 00:35:41,743 --> 00:35:44,387 - Well, didn't you see me? - I wasn't careful. 590 00:35:44,587 --> 00:35:46,948 You want me to tell you something. Are we both going for a walk? 591 00:35:47,152 --> 00:35:49,067 Even two. 592 00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:53,000 - I told you, look at this hole! - Shut up! 593 00:35:53,204 --> 00:35:55,084 Attention, launch! 594 00:35:57,571 --> 00:35:59,371 - Where's the ball? - Look over there! 595 00:36:05,385 --> 00:36:07,699 - Coco! - Madam director ... 596 00:36:07,910 --> 00:36:10,110 Sorry, I tripped. 597 00:36:10,596 --> 00:36:14,960 You know, that woman ... I haven't been able to control myself for a while. 598 00:36:15,164 --> 00:36:16,360 I wouldn't have dared ... 599 00:36:16,607 --> 00:36:20,128 How so? A man like you? You can do anything. 600 00:36:20,774 --> 00:36:22,449 If I could afford ... 601 00:36:22,897 --> 00:36:25,894 Yes, allow yourself ... 602 00:36:26,463 --> 00:36:28,140 Coco ... 603 00:36:43,295 --> 00:36:46,212 - It's very beautiful here. - What a wonderful sight! 604 00:36:46,421 --> 00:36:48,495 Wonderful view! I want you! 605 00:36:48,706 --> 00:36:50,983 - Director, it hurts ... - Adored angel, drive me crazy! 606 00:36:51,188 --> 00:36:53,707 - I'm excited. Grab it. - Leave me. 607 00:36:53,913 --> 00:36:55,988 Leave me. Why don't you look at this instead? 608 00:36:56,198 --> 00:36:57,760 - What is that? - A picture. 609 00:36:58,402 --> 00:37:01,799 How untidy you are. A porn picture! 610 00:37:02,009 --> 00:37:04,734 Do you want to excite me, is that what you want? 611 00:37:04,934 --> 00:37:07,498 Let me guess. There are two hills ... 612 00:37:07,699 --> 00:37:09,455 Yes, two hills. 613 00:37:09,663 --> 00:37:11,178 Let me touch them. 614 00:37:11,386 --> 00:37:13,985 - And here's the bush. - It's a wonderful forest. 615 00:37:14,192 --> 00:37:15,992 A tuft of ... 616 00:37:18,679 --> 00:37:20,274 - Yeah ... what is this? - A project. 617 00:37:20,562 --> 00:37:22,602 An architect's project Gastone de Andreis. 618 00:37:22,805 --> 00:37:23,558 Who is? 619 00:37:23,808 --> 00:37:27,444 He's very talented. Both, You can do great things. 620 00:37:27,695 --> 00:37:30,852 Why would I do great things with him? What are you to him? 621 00:37:31,222 --> 00:37:34,504 - I'm staying with him, we're together. - Pricep. All three of us do one in three ... 622 00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,429 - Like a piglet! - Oh! No! 623 00:37:36,632 --> 00:37:40,232 I was saying he could be a trusted collaborator. He's an architect. 624 00:37:40,438 --> 00:37:42,239 I prefer arch-tits! [nipples]. 625 00:37:43,123 --> 00:37:45,882 Wait, come here ... You're driving me crazy! 626 00:37:46,529 --> 00:37:48,409 - Leave me alone! - Come on, grab the helm. 627 00:37:48,613 --> 00:37:52,090 From the pupa the test, bar in the center, lift the sails! 628 00:37:52,581 --> 00:37:55,622 - The ship is standing still. - Drift it. 629 00:37:55,826 --> 00:37:56,943 Well, he's moving now. 630 00:37:57,149 --> 00:37:59,586 Stop shaking, please! 631 00:37:59,792 --> 00:38:03,349 Stop, I'm going to be in big trouble! We will fall! 632 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,839 Where are we going? 633 00:38:08,690 --> 00:38:09,568 Help! 634 00:38:09,893 --> 00:38:11,213 Don't run away from me! 635 00:38:26,868 --> 00:38:28,392 Who is that? 636 00:38:33,959 --> 00:38:36,412 Stop it! The hotel is on the left! 637 00:38:37,628 --> 00:38:38,865 You bastard! 638 00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:42,339 I'm the owner of Cubetti! 639 00:39:02,531 --> 00:39:03,526 Come to my mother, my mother's baby. 640 00:39:05,594 --> 00:39:08,127 Help! Thieves! 641 00:39:13,735 --> 00:39:15,339 What the hell are you doing? 642 00:39:15,588 --> 00:39:19,403 - It's dangerous, step aside! - Well, I was coming from the right! 643 00:39:19,658 --> 00:39:20,781 It's dangerous! 644 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:27,109 Get the hell out of here! Go to the mat! 645 00:40:02,695 --> 00:40:04,382 Guys, no mischief 646 00:40:04,871 --> 00:40:09,101 Take care of your language, As if not, I'll send you back! 647 00:40:20,185 --> 00:40:22,592 What is this navy? Stop it! 648 00:40:25,866 --> 00:40:29,329 Ba! Who gave you permission to wear this uniform? 649 00:40:29,534 --> 00:40:31,860 The principal He called me a porter. 650 00:40:32,073 --> 00:40:34,445 Ah? Then why don't you do anything? 651 00:40:34,651 --> 00:40:36,415 Well, I'm a spare porter. 652 00:40:36,626 --> 00:40:39,446 As long as the porter is active, I sit quietly on the bench. 653 00:40:39,649 --> 00:40:42,388 Are you ugly? I'm not moving from here! 654 00:40:42,590 --> 00:40:45,489 Very well, that one day, I will still be the assistant director. 655 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,504 We would miss that! 656 00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:51,011 Excuse me, who am I sleeping with? 657 00:40:51,213 --> 00:40:53,505 What are you sleeping? It's time for the month! 658 00:40:53,753 --> 00:40:56,813 - There. - At the table, everyone! 659 00:41:06,607 --> 00:41:08,177 What a shame! 660 00:41:08,703 --> 00:41:10,307 10 And with 10, I make 20. 661 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,171 Can I make a phone call? 662 00:41:13,901 --> 00:41:17,203 A short one. I need to call a friend. 663 00:41:18,294 --> 00:41:19,497 Sorry. 664 00:41:27,806 --> 00:41:30,464 Hello? Professor ... and ... 665 00:41:31,390 --> 00:41:34,774 - French teacher, Mellicozzi? - Wait. 666 00:41:40,579 --> 00:41:44,202 - Hello? - Professor Mellicozzi ... French? 667 00:41:44,408 --> 00:41:46,618 - Who's on the machine? - Director Cubetti. 668 00:41:46,826 --> 00:41:48,028 Ah, I'm listening to you. 669 00:41:48,558 --> 00:41:50,002 - Expensive ... - Yes? 670 00:41:50,493 --> 00:41:53,348 I'm at the flower shop. 671 00:41:53,555 --> 00:41:57,497 I'm buying flowers for you. Acuica vin. Wait for me. 672 00:42:00,002 --> 00:42:03,384 I'm waiting for you. Don't be late, I'm very tired. 673 00:42:03,750 --> 00:42:05,435 Here I come. 674 00:42:10,521 --> 00:42:11,758 Me? 675 00:42:13,704 --> 00:42:15,033 Go to the p ... hold me ... 676 00:42:33,928 --> 00:42:35,536 - Sir? - What is ... 677 00:42:37,728 --> 00:42:40,158 - What are you doing here? - Well, this is my place. 678 00:42:42,064 --> 00:42:42,885 What the? 679 00:42:44,788 --> 00:42:46,891 - Is the teacher in the room? - In the room? 680 00:42:47,102 --> 00:42:48,416 - Is she or isn't she? - Huh? 681 00:42:48,629 --> 00:42:52,046 - Profane! - Yes, she's in her room. 682 00:42:52,262 --> 00:42:55,152 Yeah ... I'd like to tell you something. 683 00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:57,415 Do you want to talk to me now? 684 00:42:57,631 --> 00:42:59,322 It's urgent. 685 00:42:59,571 --> 00:43:03,318 - Sir? - Stop harassing me! 686 00:43:03,535 --> 00:43:06,215 Get the hell out of here, I'm annoyed! 687 00:43:06,427 --> 00:43:09,562 All hell with me! Get them out of here! 688 00:43:26,199 --> 00:43:27,688 Do not let it happen again. 689 00:43:27,890 --> 00:43:31,064 I'll break both of your hands! 690 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,854 Do this to me, me, hotel owner? 691 00:43:34,578 --> 00:43:38,520 Honey! You remembered our wedding anniversary! 692 00:43:38,728 --> 00:43:40,091 How beautiful they are! 693 00:43:40,298 --> 00:43:42,590 No, I'm not for you. 694 00:43:42,797 --> 00:43:45,615 You are a classy woman ... These are flowers for the poor! 695 00:43:45,819 --> 00:43:48,398 Leave them, I won't give them to you! 696 00:43:50,211 --> 00:43:52,984 - Good, if you will. - How beautiful they are! 697 00:43:53,193 --> 00:43:56,846 Go and take a shower, I'm waiting for you for dinner. 698 00:43:57,059 --> 00:44:00,118 - Come on. Go. - I'm going, I'm going. 699 00:44:00,323 --> 00:44:02,294 - My beloved! - You bastard! 700 00:44:10,113 --> 00:44:10,995 You were? 701 00:44:11,202 --> 00:44:13,331 Okay, then, I'm going to dinner. 702 00:44:38,525 --> 00:44:47,692 - Go, I'll stay. - He shot me. 703 00:44:47,692 --> 00:44:49,843 Who is? 704 00:45:11,922 --> 00:45:14,437 Onion! 705 00:45:14,843 --> 00:45:16,562 You brought me flowers again! 706 00:45:16,765 --> 00:45:19,803 They're not really good, I'm taking them back! 707 00:45:20,006 --> 00:45:22,441 Leave the flowers! 708 00:45:26,929 --> 00:45:28,248 Love... 709 00:45:28,969 --> 00:45:30,120 Honey! 710 00:45:34,172 --> 00:45:37,166 I get it, you love me. Thanks. 711 00:45:37,814 --> 00:45:40,727 See you later. Go cool off. 712 00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:52,614 - They're beautiful. - Do you like it? 713 00:45:52,901 --> 00:45:54,654 Thanks. 714 00:46:21,554 --> 00:46:23,864 Potato! Flowers again! 715 00:46:24,076 --> 00:46:27,228 Not! Not true! This is a plot! 716 00:46:27,436 --> 00:46:31,433 I'm not giving them to you! These are my flowers. 717 00:46:31,639 --> 00:46:34,632 You can break my arm too, you still won't have them. 718 00:46:43,726 --> 00:46:45,477 "Say it with flowers." 719 00:46:53,890 --> 00:46:55,322 Ah, were you? 720 00:46:55,529 --> 00:46:59,081 If you knew ... My wife cut my flowers 3 times. 721 00:46:59,293 --> 00:47:01,125 - Come on, sit down. - After. 722 00:47:01,334 --> 00:47:04,532 - Not now. - But what the hell are you doing? 723 00:47:10,377 --> 00:47:13,017 I'm mad like an Eskimo kangaroo. 724 00:47:13,459 --> 00:47:14,413 What are you doing? 725 00:47:14,619 --> 00:47:17,055 - You know. - Can someone come in ... 726 00:47:17,261 --> 00:47:18,250 Stop moving. 727 00:47:18,462 --> 00:47:22,298 Open that fortress wall, to breathe the mountain air. 728 00:47:22,504 --> 00:47:25,496 You are so beautiful, come on! 729 00:47:34,469 --> 00:47:36,381 Do you feel bad? 730 00:47:36,909 --> 00:47:38,708 Open your eyes! Sir? 731 00:47:38,910 --> 00:47:39,945 How are you? 732 00:47:41,231 --> 00:47:44,225 - Don't you recognize me? - I see everything double! 733 00:47:44,674 --> 00:47:47,473 Are you... Where are you going? 734 00:47:48,435 --> 00:47:49,311 Leave me! 735 00:47:49,515 --> 00:47:53,556 Why do you always slip on me like an eel? 736 00:47:53,758 --> 00:47:56,671 Stay calm. I'm not hurting you. 737 00:47:56,879 --> 00:47:57,949 Stop front! 738 00:47:59,038 --> 00:48:02,079 - What are you doing? - What I do? 739 00:48:06,804 --> 00:48:09,318 - You're crazy. - I'm the most handsome man on the board! 740 00:48:09,564 --> 00:48:13,685 Please, what are you talking about? Calm down. 741 00:48:13,888 --> 00:48:17,039 Someone could come in. Your wife ... 742 00:48:17,249 --> 00:48:19,399 My wife is in the shower, she's going to dinner. 743 00:48:23,251 --> 00:48:24,049 My eggs! 744 00:48:24,251 --> 00:48:25,002 Who is? 745 00:48:25,253 --> 00:48:26,526 Mrs. Cubetti. 746 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:28,932 She's your wife! 747 00:48:29,334 --> 00:48:30,927 - A moment. - I'm pissed. 748 00:48:31,136 --> 00:48:34,014 Under the Persian rug, like a Persian cat. 749 00:48:34,817 --> 00:48:35,885 Coming! 750 00:48:36,097 --> 00:48:37,894 Wait, wait, no! Get out of there! 751 00:48:38,098 --> 00:48:41,251 Don't take my panties off, My wife will surprise me. 752 00:48:42,701 --> 00:48:44,976 - Where should I go? - Hurry up. 753 00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:47,613 - In the suitcase. - No, not the suitcase. 754 00:48:51,265 --> 00:48:53,221 Not! No ... what are you doing? 755 00:48:53,425 --> 00:48:55,781 Not here, not under the table. 756 00:48:55,985 --> 00:48:58,548 In the bathroom, fast! 757 00:48:59,788 --> 00:49:02,178 Haina! Get your clothes on, fast! 758 00:49:03,069 --> 00:49:06,747 Come in, hurry up, come in! Hurry up! 759 00:49:08,953 --> 00:49:09,829 I'll be right back. 760 00:49:14,394 --> 00:49:17,548 Worse, my dear. Everyone is waiting for you. 761 00:49:17,756 --> 00:49:21,434 - Students, teachers. - I'll be right back. 762 00:49:21,999 --> 00:49:23,148 Here I am. 763 00:49:26,121 --> 00:49:27,237 Finally! 764 00:49:27,441 --> 00:49:29,034 Are you still there? 765 00:49:29,243 --> 00:49:32,679 - I'll put something on myself in a moment. - But they're all ready! 766 00:49:32,884 --> 00:49:35,922 - What? - Nothing ... You're so elegant. 767 00:49:36,126 --> 00:49:37,320 I can help you? 768 00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:38,846 No, I can handle myself. 769 00:49:39,047 --> 00:49:40,799 It's like there's someone in the bathroom. 770 00:49:41,007 --> 00:49:43,239 - No, there's no one. - What do you mean? 771 00:49:43,449 --> 00:49:45,760 - I'm sure it's someone. - No, believe me. 772 00:49:45,971 --> 00:49:48,040 Tiu. It's my room. 773 00:49:48,250 --> 00:49:51,881 - Did you want to help me get dressed? - Yes. Where is your ... 774 00:49:53,294 --> 00:49:55,524 No, it's absolutely nobody! 775 00:49:58,255 --> 00:50:00,530 - Who is? - Oh, my God, who is it? 776 00:50:00,736 --> 00:50:02,933 My aunt. She's a stranger. 777 00:50:03,138 --> 00:50:04,537 Argentine. 778 00:50:10,662 --> 00:50:12,937 - I didn't know you had a mat ... - Me neither. 779 00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:16,455 - What do you say? - It's passing ... 780 00:50:19,265 --> 00:50:20,620 He sang in one. 781 00:50:24,148 --> 00:50:25,821 Cute... 782 00:50:26,028 --> 00:50:27,145 Yes, nice. 783 00:50:35,393 --> 00:50:38,549 Sorry, madame, There was no one at the front desk. 784 00:50:38,758 --> 00:50:41,798 He doesn't speak Italian. I'm Argentine. 785 00:50:45,046 --> 00:50:47,803 Come on, Father Giuseppe ... It's also nasty, on top of that. 786 00:50:53,135 --> 00:50:55,334 Where are you going? 787 00:50:55,699 --> 00:50:57,499 - I'm Argentine. - How? 788 00:50:57,702 --> 00:51:00,665 - She doesn't speak Italian. - Wait, come here. 789 00:51:00,865 --> 00:51:04,261 - Come here when I say. - Go on ... hold me ... 790 00:51:05,391 --> 00:51:07,829 I greeted her at the table the young and the bright 791 00:51:08,075 --> 00:51:10,913 teacher, guest of this hotel. 792 00:51:11,119 --> 00:51:15,916 I announce that she will be, next year, new French teacher. 793 00:51:16,126 --> 00:51:20,887 We salute her grace and beauty with warm applause! 794 00:51:21,093 --> 00:51:25,250 Here she is, mythical, so shy, nor does he dare to look at us. 795 00:51:25,457 --> 00:51:28,453 We encourage her with a "Welcome!" 796 00:51:29,543 --> 00:51:31,740 - Look at the rattlesnake! - American, you idiot! 797 00:51:31,985 --> 00:51:33,342 Finish! 798 00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:39,311 Stop quietly, please. 799 00:51:40,397 --> 00:51:42,277 Do you stop once? Yes? 800 00:51:42,481 --> 00:51:43,710 Who are you? 801 00:51:43,921 --> 00:51:45,595 Yours! Who are you? 802 00:51:46,086 --> 00:51:47,757 - I'm an aunt. - Whose? 803 00:51:47,966 --> 00:51:49,163 Granddaughter's aunt. 804 00:51:49,409 --> 00:51:50,764 Granddaughter, niece, but which one? 805 00:51:51,050 --> 00:51:53,443 From the French thing ... 806 00:51:53,654 --> 00:51:54,644 ... to the teacher. 807 00:51:54,896 --> 00:51:59,214 Our new teacher's aunt! Take a seat. 808 00:52:01,024 --> 00:52:04,545 - Are you Italian? - Argentine. 809 00:52:04,909 --> 00:52:06,663 He does not speak Italian. 810 00:52:06,871 --> 00:52:08,464 - Please... - Thank you. 811 00:52:08,672 --> 00:52:09,505 - Take a seat. - Asta la vista [goodbye]. 812 00:52:16,644 --> 00:52:18,683 What a piece of woman! 813 00:52:26,496 --> 00:52:27,248 Madame? 814 00:52:29,662 --> 00:52:31,973 Ma'am, can I get you some wine? 815 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,747 Thank you, sir. 816 00:52:44,720 --> 00:52:47,080 - Excuse me, Argentina? - Yes. 817 00:52:49,648 --> 00:52:52,723 - From what city? - Canossa .. Canos Aires. 818 00:52:53,533 --> 00:52:56,288 Canos Aires? Good... 819 00:52:56,496 --> 00:52:59,776 - Will you allow me to have a drink? - Yes, sir. 820 00:53:03,904 --> 00:53:06,343 To your health 821 00:53:16,722 --> 00:53:20,116 - Excuse me ... Who are you sleeping with? - Alone. 822 00:53:22,170 --> 00:53:24,734 What a coincidence! 823 00:53:24,933 --> 00:53:27,005 - I sleep alone. - Yes. 824 00:53:27,896 --> 00:53:30,366 Why don't we hold on a little ... 825 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,172 company? 826 00:53:32,943 --> 00:53:33,693 Each other. 827 00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,040 Here's our guest so long awaited! 828 00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:54,087 Now, it's all crap! 829 00:53:54,291 --> 00:53:57,172 Wait for me, where are you going? 830 00:53:58,416 --> 00:54:00,808 Mom, what a ... 831 00:54:04,504 --> 00:54:06,974 Now we're going to collide! 832 00:54:07,186 --> 00:54:10,981 To the health of our teacher Lisa Colombi! 833 00:54:15,717 --> 00:54:18,075 My beautiful and fat doll, wait for me! 834 00:54:18,281 --> 00:54:20,559 I have a lot to tell you! 835 00:54:20,765 --> 00:54:22,918 One would be from me: go to the p ... hold me! 836 00:54:23,128 --> 00:54:26,602 To come across a sexually obsessed person more obsessed than me! 837 00:54:26,812 --> 00:54:29,694 Wait, I don't even know your name! 838 00:54:31,379 --> 00:54:35,137 I give you your name, surname, marital status, insurance number. 839 00:54:36,344 --> 00:54:41,141 Where did you find yourself, doll? Don't run like a swallow! 840 00:54:41,672 --> 00:54:46,068 Stinky transvestite! Until you get to the hotels! Get out! 841 00:54:46,277 --> 00:54:49,079 I'm the owner of ho ... 842 00:54:52,045 --> 00:54:53,400 That's it. 843 00:54:59,895 --> 00:55:01,090 And you, madame? 844 00:55:01,297 --> 00:55:05,502 But because I don't know who to ask, can you tell me ... 845 00:55:07,866 --> 00:55:10,986 I don't understand Italian, I am Argentine. 846 00:55:13,833 --> 00:55:16,398 - Well ... - I like ... 847 00:55:24,609 --> 00:55:26,806 My beautiful and fat doll! 848 00:55:27,010 --> 00:55:28,923 Finally, find yourself! 849 00:55:29,133 --> 00:55:31,092 Go to hell and die! 850 00:55:31,655 --> 00:55:34,414 Wait, don't leave again, honey ... 851 00:55:34,621 --> 00:55:36,818 Come back! 852 00:55:37,023 --> 00:55:38,744 I have to pee! 853 00:55:40,588 --> 00:55:43,311 Don't miss your beauty for a long time! 854 00:55:43,513 --> 00:55:46,030 Go to hell! Don't hit you. 855 00:55:46,234 --> 00:55:49,868 How come he doesn't realize I'm a man? 856 00:55:50,759 --> 00:55:52,882 I don't look bad at all ... 857 00:55:54,285 --> 00:55:56,644 If I lost a few more pounds ... 858 00:56:15,393 --> 00:56:17,750 Feminism has no limits! 859 00:56:17,996 --> 00:56:19,717 Madame? 860 00:56:22,202 --> 00:56:23,681 Forgive me ... 861 00:56:32,415 --> 00:56:34,693 The beautiful and fat doll? 862 00:56:35,419 --> 00:56:37,811 I'm going to sit on the throne! 863 00:56:38,022 --> 00:56:39,902 No, madame, hurry up! 864 00:56:40,104 --> 00:56:43,545 That the others have already finished eating. 865 00:56:43,749 --> 00:56:47,543 And I have to finish that ... sung ... a love song! 866 00:56:49,517 --> 00:56:52,992 How well you sing ... It's like a canary. 867 00:56:53,242 --> 00:56:55,839 I'll color your face like a canary! 868 00:56:57,288 --> 00:57:00,886 I'm just not going to do anything stupid! 869 00:57:01,332 --> 00:57:02,482 Bulangiu! 870 00:57:02,694 --> 00:57:07,171 What to do, I throw myself out the window. 871 00:57:13,090 --> 00:57:16,846 My mother! On the sacred bone! 872 00:57:18,333 --> 00:57:20,528 My mother was right that my daughter wanted me. 873 00:57:20,734 --> 00:57:23,043 I'm a bitch! 874 00:57:26,337 --> 00:57:29,773 My osteoarthritis ... Loin-sacrum. 875 00:57:30,297 --> 00:57:34,211 Here you go, monseigneure. Here, I do everything. 876 00:57:34,419 --> 00:57:37,616 Please. See if he's in the room. 877 00:57:42,022 --> 00:57:43,740 Coco! 878 00:57:44,503 --> 00:57:46,254 And mo-mo ... 879 00:57:50,704 --> 00:57:52,697 It's Monsignor ... 880 00:57:53,986 --> 00:57:58,060 Monseigneure, forgive my clothing. Here you go, come in. 881 00:58:01,509 --> 00:58:03,785 - Here you go. - Come on. 882 00:58:04,909 --> 00:58:07,265 - Pig! - What do you know ...? 883 00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:13,305 In my future hotel, I will make 112 aid exits 884 00:58:13,512 --> 00:58:18,863 And 57 m wide windows. Let me fall on my back on the ground ... 885 00:58:20,595 --> 00:58:23,508 I drew you, beautiful and fat doll! 886 00:58:23,717 --> 00:58:27,028 - Let's run together - You in Sicily and I in the North. 887 00:58:27,238 --> 00:58:28,991 We're going to make an honorable couple ... 888 00:58:29,200 --> 00:58:31,429 I'll give you one in the head too! 889 00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:34,753 Thank you, monseigneure, for visiting. 890 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:38,556 I'm glad I stayed at Taifas before And eventually we came to an agreement. 891 00:58:38,763 --> 00:58:43,120 I'll talk to my husband, And tomorrow we sign the contract. 892 00:58:43,322 --> 00:58:46,795 - I'd like to think again. - Stop thinking, monseigneure, sign! 893 00:58:50,326 --> 00:58:51,554 Hercules, you! 894 00:58:51,766 --> 00:58:55,556 I wanted to get dressed, but I didn't find what ... 895 00:58:57,570 --> 00:59:00,402 Hold it! Be careful, it's hard! 896 00:59:02,010 --> 00:59:04,002 The lady fainted! 897 00:59:04,210 --> 00:59:06,567 - Call a doctor! - I don't understand Italian! 898 00:59:06,773 --> 00:59:08,445 You need to call a doctor! 899 00:59:08,653 --> 00:59:12,442 - The lady is sorry! - Clear the place! 900 00:59:14,256 --> 00:59:16,564 Can I see if he's still breathing? 901 00:59:17,136 --> 00:59:18,967 It's breathless. 902 00:59:19,176 --> 00:59:21,054 - Day 33. - 33. 903 00:59:22,256 --> 00:59:23,658 - Do not answer. - Is this seat taken? 904 00:59:23,858 --> 00:59:27,569 He died! What a pity, because of me. 905 00:59:27,780 --> 00:59:30,533 Come on, let's get up, he has a fragile ass. 906 00:59:30,741 --> 00:59:32,937 - What the? - Her ass ... is fragile. 907 00:59:33,141 --> 00:59:35,498 Easy! Easy! 908 00:59:35,702 --> 00:59:38,775 Don't leave it all to me, you idiot! Hold it! 909 00:59:38,983 --> 00:59:40,336 Let's sit down. 910 00:59:40,543 --> 00:59:42,740 When he faints, he stretches. 911 00:59:42,946 --> 00:59:45,461 God, how pale she is! Henrietta! 912 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:48,135 My head! 913 00:59:49,067 --> 00:59:51,503 - What is it? - I'm going to complain to the union. 914 00:59:51,709 --> 00:59:53,427 So, go and tell them! 915 00:59:53,629 --> 00:59:55,824 - Undress. - Are you a jerk? 916 00:59:56,030 --> 00:59:58,225 Poponar, me? Poponar! 917 00:59:58,430 --> 01:00:01,106 Son of a bitch, how can you afford it? 918 01:00:01,313 --> 01:00:03,462 I'll put your mats on your shoulders! 919 01:00:03,672 --> 01:00:05,027 Hold on, put it on your head. 920 01:00:05,233 --> 01:00:08,226 You're going to call her my wife that you were the one in disguise 921 01:00:08,435 --> 01:00:10,506 And that she had hallucinations. 922 01:00:11,076 --> 01:00:14,352 You tell him: "I'm Argentine." 923 01:00:14,556 --> 01:00:16,674 And if it turns out that Lisa isn't she my fiancee? 924 01:00:16,877 --> 01:00:20,315 What about each other? Why would he be? 925 01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:24,278 Do you want to take me for granted? 926 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:27,315 Yes or no? Reply! 927 01:00:30,763 --> 01:00:32,161 Yes... 928 01:00:32,363 --> 01:00:36,596 I'm cracking your head I put your brains in your ears! 929 01:00:37,366 --> 01:00:40,085 Caster, I will make you deputy director. 930 01:00:40,285 --> 01:00:42,242 - Who are you? - Argentinian! 931 01:00:43,166 --> 01:00:45,602 He left. It disappeared. 932 01:00:45,808 --> 01:00:48,322 You should know some reason. 933 01:00:48,528 --> 01:00:50,918 Calm down now. Sit down. 934 01:00:54,131 --> 01:00:56,804 Let's leave him alone. It will calm down. 935 01:00:58,372 --> 01:00:59,773 She's! 936 01:01:01,893 --> 01:01:04,488 No, it's not her! 937 01:01:07,295 --> 01:01:10,333 So she was so tired ... 938 01:01:18,779 --> 01:01:21,169 - Coco! - I am? 939 01:01:22,421 --> 01:01:24,652 How so? You? 940 01:01:27,903 --> 01:01:30,133 No, you're a man, 941 01:01:30,743 --> 01:01:31,654 a real man. 942 01:01:31,863 --> 01:01:36,177 It's the drama of my life. An entire comedy 943 01:01:36,386 --> 01:01:39,059 to hide this shame. 944 01:01:39,266 --> 01:01:42,419 Like, you're just engaged with that beautiful teacher? 945 01:01:42,628 --> 01:01:44,824 - Lisa. - That's exactly the comedy. 946 01:01:45,030 --> 01:01:49,501 I never found a woman to lead me on the right path. 947 01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:52,146 But there is still hope. 948 01:01:52,352 --> 01:01:53,501 Do you believe? 949 01:01:53,712 --> 01:01:55,510 - Coco ... - Who is? 950 01:01:59,113 --> 01:02:02,505 - Miss Lisa? - You were? You scared me. 951 01:02:02,716 --> 01:02:04,672 We keep meeting, in this greenhouse ... 952 01:02:04,876 --> 01:02:07,550 What are you doing? Like you were tired? 953 01:02:07,758 --> 01:02:09,874 Yes, but I wanted to take a deep breath. 954 01:02:10,478 --> 01:02:13,072 Yes, a little air ... 955 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,797 I know what you're thinking. 956 01:02:16,241 --> 01:02:18,755 You think I'm your father's mistress. Isn't that right? 957 01:02:18,961 --> 01:02:22,592 Don't worry. You don't have to hold me accountable. 958 01:02:22,803 --> 01:02:24,360 Do you remember? 959 01:02:24,563 --> 01:02:28,353 Yes, but I would like you to understand, for the sake of the truth. 960 01:02:28,884 --> 01:02:31,845 I met your father one night in Milan, in a club. 961 01:02:32,046 --> 01:02:33,479 He invited me to the dance. 962 01:02:33,686 --> 01:02:38,046 Hwe was drunk. He made advances to me, but nothing happened. 963 01:02:38,248 --> 01:02:40,524 After that, He called me to apologize. 964 01:02:40,729 --> 01:02:43,119 Of course, I can believe you. 965 01:02:43,330 --> 01:02:46,209 But I don't understand why do you know so much to know the thing ... 966 01:02:46,411 --> 01:02:50,042 Because you're nice to me, you're ... good and I don't want you to judge me wrong. 967 01:02:50,253 --> 01:02:52,563 I apologize for what I thought. 968 01:02:52,813 --> 01:02:54,963 What did you think? 969 01:02:55,415 --> 01:02:57,646 Don't you have the courage to tell me? 970 01:02:59,775 --> 01:03:00,686 Lisa? 971 01:03:00,896 --> 01:03:02,728 It's me, Hercules! 972 01:03:02,937 --> 01:03:05,247 Father! I got it! 973 01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:07,927 - No, Mario. - You were waiting for him here! 974 01:03:08,138 --> 01:03:10,574 - I left. - No, it's not what you think. 975 01:03:14,022 --> 01:03:16,298 Run away, he's waiting for you. A good evening. 976 01:03:16,502 --> 01:03:18,811 Good to be. What, do you have something to say? 977 01:03:19,022 --> 01:03:20,536 "Ubi pater, son ceased." [Where the father is, the son stands aside.] 978 01:03:20,743 --> 01:03:22,699 What's bothering me? 979 01:03:23,145 --> 01:03:26,024 Lisetta! I've been looking for you all day. 980 01:03:26,226 --> 01:03:28,536 As soon as I heard your voice, I ran away. 981 01:03:28,747 --> 01:03:32,661 - Are we going to the page? - Sounds a little cool to me. 982 01:03:32,868 --> 01:03:36,782 I'm warming you with my body. I'm called the "porn radiator." 983 01:03:36,990 --> 01:03:38,548 It's good! 984 01:03:38,751 --> 01:03:41,311 - I'd rather go home. - Yes, it's better. 985 01:03:41,512 --> 01:03:42,946 So, no one sees us anymore. 986 01:03:43,193 --> 01:03:46,105 We'll be under a blanket, two bodies and one heart. 987 01:03:46,314 --> 01:03:49,464 I'll come in my red pajamas let's make a night of Hell! 988 01:03:49,673 --> 01:03:53,304 I'll bring you some caviar, we'll do Champagne with Kama-sutra. 989 01:03:53,515 --> 01:03:55,428 Okay, I'm gone. 990 01:04:01,758 --> 01:04:03,222 Where's the porter? 991 01:04:03,440 --> 01:04:05,829 - I sent him home. - To home? 992 01:04:06,040 --> 01:04:08,918 - Who allowed you? - Me, I'm the deputy director. 993 01:04:09,122 --> 01:04:10,794 What the? Deputy Director? 994 01:04:11,002 --> 01:04:12,674 - Yes. - No, it doesn't work that way! 995 01:04:12,882 --> 01:04:14,475 - What the? - Who told you? 996 01:04:14,683 --> 01:04:17,437 The director, an hour and 25 minutes ago. 997 01:04:17,644 --> 01:04:20,444 Did the owner appoint you deputy director? 998 01:04:20,645 --> 01:04:23,718 I'll talk to him. We'll see how it goes. 999 01:04:23,925 --> 01:04:27,397 Go home. Tomorrow morning, we'll see. 1000 01:04:27,607 --> 01:04:31,124 And if not, 1001 01:04:31,329 --> 01:04:34,528 you can be sure that you are unemployed! 1002 01:04:44,864 --> 01:04:46,391 Cretin hell. 1003 01:04:46,598 --> 01:04:48,914 Believe it or not. 1004 01:04:56,592 --> 01:05:01,481 I do shit! 1005 01:05:03,033 --> 01:05:03,863 What the? 1006 01:05:05,036 --> 01:05:06,152 Who? 1007 01:05:06,359 --> 01:05:10,718 - Was that so, with my wife? - I devised something ... 1008 01:05:10,922 --> 01:05:11,960 Thanks. 1009 01:05:13,125 --> 01:05:15,358 You will do me another favor. 1010 01:05:17,892 --> 01:05:19,245 - With ice! - With ice? 1011 01:05:19,454 --> 01:05:20,854 Yes what? 1012 01:05:22,656 --> 01:05:24,651 Champagne! 1013 01:05:24,860 --> 01:05:26,012 Here it is, I have it! 1014 01:05:26,582 --> 01:05:29,498 - Thank you. - Face 20,000. 1015 01:05:29,706 --> 01:05:30,901 20,000? 1016 01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:33,622 - Put it in mind. - Good. 1017 01:05:36,154 --> 01:05:38,626 That's your job ... The biggest whore ... 1018 01:05:38,837 --> 01:05:41,276 You're a dragon, with a donkey ... I'm coming to make you ... 1019 01:05:41,483 --> 01:05:44,556 What's the time'? God, how late it is! 1020 01:05:47,287 --> 01:05:48,768 - Sorry. - You don't have to. 1021 01:05:49,291 --> 01:05:51,568 - You, you! - What? 1022 01:05:52,415 --> 01:05:53,451 What's up, sounds busy? 1023 01:05:53,856 --> 01:05:57,330 - The beautiful and fat doll! - What the hell do you want, leave me ...? 1024 01:05:57,541 --> 01:06:00,458 I recognized you. You disguised yourself as a man. 1025 01:06:00,665 --> 01:06:02,339 Oh my God! 1026 01:06:02,548 --> 01:06:05,510 What the hell do you want? I do not know you. 1027 01:06:05,710 --> 01:06:07,431 Leave the bottle! 1028 01:06:07,633 --> 01:06:09,228 The champagne is mine! 1029 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:14,721 It's open! 1030 01:06:14,924 --> 01:06:18,122 In your health, beautiful and fat doll! 1031 01:06:22,172 --> 01:06:23,685 - It's gone! - How? 1032 01:06:23,893 --> 01:06:26,330 - It's gone. - There's more champagne! 1033 01:06:26,536 --> 01:06:28,930 How is it gone? It was full. 1034 01:06:36,711 --> 01:06:40,025 - Eh! - Wipe yourself, you're wet. 1035 01:06:40,236 --> 01:06:42,706 Get yourself a wipe! Get in me! 1036 01:06:43,238 --> 01:06:45,595 Wait for me here. I'll be there in a moment. 1037 01:06:45,802 --> 01:06:47,362 Another 20,000 pounds. 1038 01:06:53,050 --> 01:06:54,405 Calm down, calm down. 1039 01:06:57,978 --> 01:07:00,973 Ah, I got it. Calm. 1040 01:07:01,781 --> 01:07:03,339 - 40,000. - What, has the price gone up? 1041 01:07:03,542 --> 01:07:05,185 Yes, VAT. 1042 01:07:06,267 --> 01:07:07,748 Put it in mind. 1043 01:07:09,833 --> 01:07:11,345 What a beggar ...! 1044 01:07:26,773 --> 01:07:28,971 - The beautiful and fat doll! - Enough! 1045 01:07:29,176 --> 01:07:31,853 - Another bottle? - You can't! 1046 01:07:32,060 --> 01:07:35,215 Fuck, you bastard, I'm cracking your head! 1047 01:07:39,469 --> 01:07:42,988 And the same! And I have to go and come! 1048 01:07:43,194 --> 01:07:44,390 It's uncovered again! 1049 01:07:44,596 --> 01:07:47,397 To your health, beautiful and fat doll! 1050 01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:54,439 - It's gone. - It's gone. 1051 01:07:55,528 --> 01:07:58,330 How come you don't run? 1052 01:08:10,067 --> 01:08:11,821 - Eh! - Eh! 1053 01:08:12,029 --> 01:08:16,789 - Take two champagne showers. - Two bathrooms. 1054 01:08:16,995 --> 01:08:19,274 Take two more and you, in p ... me. Coming. 1055 01:08:19,480 --> 01:08:21,172 I'm not moving from here. 1056 01:08:34,217 --> 01:08:35,679 All of you? 1057 01:08:38,542 --> 01:08:40,935 - Cost much. - Take care of your ass. 1058 01:08:41,145 --> 01:08:42,786 - But does your wife know? - No. 1059 01:08:43,028 --> 01:08:44,703 What if she found out? 1060 01:08:46,593 --> 01:08:48,266 Oh, my hair, oh! 1061 01:08:49,356 --> 01:08:52,510 You want to fool me, don't you? 1062 01:08:54,723 --> 01:08:56,636 - I'm helping you goalkeeper. - Well, I am. 1063 01:08:56,886 --> 01:09:00,406 - I'm making you general manager! - Good. Here you go. 1064 01:09:00,611 --> 01:09:02,329 Wait a minute! 80000. 1065 01:09:02,612 --> 01:09:05,083 - Is it expensive again? - We also have royalties. 1066 01:09:05,296 --> 01:09:06,095 It's ultra-fresh. 1067 01:09:06,297 --> 01:09:09,418 80, plus 20 before, 100 and with 40, I make it 140. 1068 01:09:09,822 --> 01:09:11,859 140. Na, 200000. 1069 01:09:12,063 --> 01:09:15,186 - Will you give the rest? - Wait a minute ... 10 ... 1070 01:09:15,389 --> 01:09:16,665 And 20. That's ... 20,000! 1071 01:09:16,870 --> 01:09:18,909 I'll take them. You still owe me 180,000. 1072 01:09:19,113 --> 01:09:20,752 - Do you have something to say? - Yes. 1073 01:09:20,995 --> 01:09:22,794 Thank you, sir. 1074 01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:25,473 What to do? 1075 01:09:25,681 --> 01:09:28,802 He told me he was coming to me. He's not here yet. 1076 01:09:29,005 --> 01:09:31,203 Maybe he's busy. 1077 01:09:31,408 --> 01:09:35,964 - I'm not undressing now. - Why? Maybe it would be better. 1078 01:09:36,174 --> 01:09:39,216 - If you do it, it can be a miracle. - Do you really think so? 1079 01:09:39,419 --> 01:09:43,211 Are you afraid? If you do the right thing, you twist it on your fingers. 1080 01:09:43,424 --> 01:09:46,020 Let's hope so. I will do everything I can ... 1081 01:10:00,145 --> 01:10:04,091 - The beautiful and fat doll! - It's a nightmare, from now on ...! 1082 01:10:04,290 --> 01:10:08,349 Fuck you! Leave me alone! I'm the owner of the hotel. 1083 01:10:08,994 --> 01:10:10,819 Let's dance! 1084 01:10:12,542 --> 01:10:16,805 Hercules! What are you doing? I've been waiting for you all night! 1085 01:10:17,005 --> 01:10:19,067 This drunk believes me a woman. 1086 01:10:19,276 --> 01:10:21,737 - Who is he? - How should I know? 1087 01:10:21,947 --> 01:10:24,373 How can you afford it? Do you know who he is? 1088 01:10:24,579 --> 01:10:27,083 - He's my man! - It's my half! 1089 01:10:27,288 --> 01:10:30,113 Don't raise your voice in front of my wife! 1090 01:10:30,319 --> 01:10:33,503 - What's yours? - My love! 1091 01:10:33,706 --> 01:10:36,494 From now on, ready. He's my man! 1092 01:10:37,413 --> 01:10:39,600 How dare you touch me? 1093 01:10:39,805 --> 01:10:42,071 - She's going to bleed! - No! 1094 01:10:42,276 --> 01:10:43,341 Break everything! 1095 01:10:45,345 --> 01:10:48,881 God, I'm dead! With so much blood spilled ... 1096 01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,258 It's champagne, it's good. 1097 01:10:55,468 --> 01:10:59,572 - No, good luck. - Come on, I have to talk to you! 1098 01:10:59,774 --> 01:11:02,675 Don't leave, doll. Do not leave me! 1099 01:11:02,882 --> 01:11:06,340 - I forgot my cigarettes! - I'll still have you ... at all costs. 1100 01:11:07,386 --> 01:11:12,044 You bastard... to betray me with transvestites ... 1101 01:11:12,288 --> 01:11:15,712 I want to talk to Mr. Cubetti. I don't have time to waste. 1102 01:11:15,917 --> 01:11:17,061 Okay, General. 1103 01:11:17,271 --> 01:11:19,900 - I'm a Lieutenant! - All right, Captain. I'm calling him. 1104 01:11:20,102 --> 01:11:23,798 Don't believe it! It's like everyone has a fire in their ass! 1105 01:11:24,008 --> 01:11:26,559 What is it now? And you, are you crying? 1106 01:11:26,757 --> 01:11:29,308 Thank God that you are still a porter! 1107 01:11:29,986 --> 01:11:31,460 Don't poke your nose! 1108 01:11:32,218 --> 01:11:35,165 Look at Monsignor and escort him. 1109 01:11:35,924 --> 01:11:38,430 - Hello. - Good morning, monseigneure. 1110 01:11:38,636 --> 01:11:41,344 Are you waiting for the boss? Come after me. 1111 01:11:41,545 --> 01:11:43,846 You, wait here. 1112 01:11:47,005 --> 01:11:49,668 - Who is it? - It's me, Mario. 1113 01:11:52,188 --> 01:11:54,409 What do you want at this hour? 1114 01:11:55,057 --> 01:11:56,803 I want to talk to you. 1115 01:11:57,647 --> 01:12:01,388 Why so fast? Is it so urgent? 1116 01:12:02,989 --> 01:12:05,097 Excuse my outfit, I had gone to bed. 1117 01:12:05,301 --> 01:12:08,597 Pricep. It must have been a tiring night. 1118 01:12:08,807 --> 01:12:12,549 If you came to tell me nonsense or wickedness, 1119 01:12:12,754 --> 01:12:14,703 you'd better not bother to come. 1120 01:12:14,905 --> 01:12:18,567 I came because you are my French teacher. Don't you remember? 1121 01:12:18,773 --> 01:12:21,913 Very well. But you should remember that, too. 1122 01:12:22,121 --> 01:12:23,786 If the lesson is so urgent, 1123 01:12:23,993 --> 01:12:26,216 I'll change and come to you immediately. 1124 01:12:26,424 --> 01:12:31,040 I wanted to ask you about the meaning of some French words. 1125 01:12:31,488 --> 01:12:34,073 If that's all you want, let me hear. 1126 01:12:34,317 --> 01:12:36,142 "Liar", what does it mean? 1127 01:12:37,067 --> 01:12:38,178 Liar. Anything else? 1128 01:12:39,579 --> 01:12:41,244 -"Attractive." - Amazing. Something else? 1129 01:12:41,526 --> 01:12:43,750 "Falling madly in love." 1130 01:12:46,035 --> 01:12:48,258 Falling madly in love. Keep going. 1131 01:12:48,627 --> 01:12:52,525 Well, what else do you want, Lisa? 1132 01:12:52,732 --> 01:12:54,716 You're driving me crazy. 1133 01:12:56,079 --> 01:12:57,747 I love you. 1134 01:13:02,616 --> 01:13:05,758 I thought you hated me. 1135 01:13:07,679 --> 01:13:10,660 Mario, it's not possible. And you know it well. 1136 01:13:10,867 --> 01:13:13,417 You're right, so far, 1137 01:13:14,655 --> 01:13:18,316 I acted like an idiot. 1138 01:13:49,363 --> 01:13:51,596 - Hello? - Hello, baby. 1139 01:13:51,806 --> 01:13:55,847 - Hi, were you? - Why are you so cold? 1140 01:13:56,049 --> 01:13:59,522 No nothing. It's just that I can't talk right now. 1141 01:13:59,732 --> 01:14:02,293 Why? Is there something wrong? 1142 01:14:02,495 --> 01:14:06,046 - No, everything's fine. - Well, is anyone with you? 1143 01:14:06,257 --> 01:14:08,648 That wouldn't be ... 1144 01:14:09,219 --> 01:14:11,781 Don't you talk? 1145 01:14:11,982 --> 01:14:14,178 Yeah ... There was a maid here, but she left. 1146 01:14:15,023 --> 01:14:18,303 Hello sir. Did you sleep well? 1147 01:14:18,507 --> 01:14:20,340 Stop rubbing my head. Where's the bathroom? 1148 01:14:20,548 --> 01:14:24,670 - The Monsignor is waiting for Madame. - Yes, she's coming now. 1149 01:14:24,872 --> 01:14:25,907 Hear... 1150 01:14:26,673 --> 01:14:30,555 - Did you see the teacher? - I think she's in her room. 1151 01:14:31,077 --> 01:14:33,547 Oh, I was going to forget ... The tax office has come. 1152 01:14:33,759 --> 01:14:35,078 OK, I'll call Rome. 1153 01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:38,719 - No, I mean he's here! - Leave me alone with your nonsense. 1154 01:14:38,924 --> 01:14:40,836 - From the tax office ... - Enough. 1155 01:14:41,765 --> 01:14:43,998 As you wish. 1156 01:14:44,448 --> 01:14:48,161 - How was it? - I didn't have time to talk to him. 1157 01:14:48,370 --> 01:14:50,170 You had to discourage him. 1158 01:14:50,372 --> 01:14:52,444 No, it seemed to me that he had good intentions. 1159 01:14:52,654 --> 01:14:55,774 It seemed ... You don't have to lose weight! 1160 01:14:55,977 --> 01:14:58,813 But the situation is delicate. He wants to sleep with me! 1161 01:14:59,020 --> 01:15:01,331 And what are you waiting for? Go. You're a great woman. 1162 01:15:01,542 --> 01:15:03,373 With your secret weapons ... 1163 01:15:03,583 --> 01:15:05,815 I'm going to bed, but only with whom I want! 1164 01:15:06,026 --> 01:15:08,017 Lisa? You hear me? Hello? 1165 01:15:08,508 --> 01:15:11,627 - Were you waiting for me? - You can not! 1166 01:15:11,830 --> 01:15:15,109 After a night of shit, we will recover in the morning. 1167 01:15:15,313 --> 01:15:21,108 - Why not? You deserve it. - I'm on top of the excitement! I'm making you. 1168 01:15:21,318 --> 01:15:24,950 But wait a minute. I have work to do. 1169 01:15:25,162 --> 01:15:28,474 - I'll be right back. - I'm already "on the slice"! 1170 01:15:35,529 --> 01:15:36,680 How fast are you coming ... 1171 01:15:36,892 --> 01:15:39,565 What an oath of love ... 1172 01:15:41,655 --> 01:15:43,328 No, with them down, it's better. 1173 01:15:43,537 --> 01:15:45,129 It's better to pick them up. 1174 01:15:45,338 --> 01:15:48,490 - What a thick voice you have! - All the better to speak to you. 1175 01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:50,658 Ready, get dressed! 1176 01:15:50,863 --> 01:15:53,698 - And what big hands you have! - All the better to caress you with. 1177 01:15:53,906 --> 01:15:56,819 You are my wolf, and I'm Little Red Riding Hood. 1178 01:16:01,991 --> 01:16:04,951 Leave me! I'll show you the hotel! 1179 01:16:05,154 --> 01:16:07,623 I'd look like a bitch with these handcuffs! 1180 01:16:07,836 --> 01:16:10,228 - What happened? - Call a cardinal to the pope. 1181 01:16:10,439 --> 01:16:12,749 - Where can I get it? - From his residence! 1182 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:16,512 Are you going with them? Don't worry, I'm here. 1183 01:16:16,723 --> 01:16:19,718 I'll take care of everything. Go quietly. 1184 01:16:21,287 --> 01:16:22,926 Hello, monseigneure. 1185 01:16:23,128 --> 01:16:25,246 - Hello. - Good morning, madame. 1186 01:16:25,450 --> 01:16:27,886 I have to give you news ... bad news. 1187 01:16:28,093 --> 01:16:30,131 Oh! No... What is it about? 1188 01:16:30,335 --> 01:16:33,409 A piece of land belonging to the Curia. 1189 01:16:33,617 --> 01:16:37,693 The monseigneur can sell it And make it a holiday village. 1190 01:16:37,901 --> 01:16:40,178 Unfortunately, it is not possible. 1191 01:16:40,382 --> 01:16:44,584 I thought again. Approval is required from the bishop. 1192 01:16:44,786 --> 01:16:47,098 There are also parish associations ... 1193 01:16:47,309 --> 01:16:50,189 We arrange it. You killed 10%. 1194 01:16:50,391 --> 01:16:53,784 Well, if that's the case, safe, for charity ... 1195 01:16:53,994 --> 01:16:56,988 Very well. Let's clap. 1196 01:17:00,279 --> 01:17:02,351 I'm going to the office to prepare the contract. 1197 01:17:02,561 --> 01:17:05,397 Thank you, Monsignor. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. 1198 01:17:08,365 --> 01:17:09,640 Madame ... 1199 01:17:16,572 --> 01:17:19,089 What a man... 1200 01:17:24,298 --> 01:17:26,860 - Mario? - What is it now? 1201 01:17:27,061 --> 01:17:30,100 I was looking for you. Why did you run? 1202 01:17:30,303 --> 01:17:32,261 Ah, because I carried myself? 1203 01:17:32,466 --> 01:17:35,698 You still have the audacity to ask me. After you gave me a headache. 1204 01:17:35,907 --> 01:17:37,660 You disgust me. 1205 01:17:37,869 --> 01:17:41,342 I wasn't talking on the phone with your father. 1206 01:17:41,553 --> 01:17:44,751 No, it was one that interested you. That's why you couldn't talk. 1207 01:17:44,955 --> 01:17:46,549 Maybe he was your fiancee? 1208 01:17:46,757 --> 01:17:48,190 Now, it's gone. 1209 01:17:48,397 --> 01:17:51,394 Ah! No? All the better. 1210 01:17:52,202 --> 01:17:53,956 Now you can fuck around ... with any boss you want. 1211 01:17:54,363 --> 01:17:57,164 Is it really possible to behave like a sparrow? 1212 01:17:57,725 --> 01:18:00,927 Maybe I'll fall, yes you are a whore! 1213 01:18:03,531 --> 01:18:05,250 Curve! 1214 01:20:57,844 --> 01:21:00,405 Bravo! 1215 01:21:12,759 --> 01:21:15,372 My potato, how are you? 1216 01:21:15,576 --> 01:21:19,490 I should put your skin on. 1217 01:21:19,700 --> 01:21:22,638 Why did you hide my Bellavista business? 1218 01:21:22,845 --> 01:21:24,760 Yes, this time, I forgive you. 1219 01:21:24,968 --> 01:21:28,022 By the way, the matter with the bishop ... 1220 01:21:28,235 --> 01:21:31,601 I signed the contract. The holiday season will be over. 1221 01:21:31,747 --> 01:21:34,638 Coco will be the new director. 1222 01:21:34,850 --> 01:21:36,883 We are better! 1223 01:21:37,096 --> 01:21:39,789 And don't worry about your boy. 1224 01:21:39,995 --> 01:21:42,027 I put my belly on the book. 1225 01:21:42,772 --> 01:21:45,176 I won't leave him for a moment. 1226 01:21:46,570 --> 01:21:49,786 Well, potato, we will come to see you again. 1227 01:21:52,367 --> 01:21:53,505 Goodbye, boss! 1228 01:21:55,798 --> 01:21:57,226 Courage, Dad. 1229 01:21:57,431 --> 01:22:00,079 Five years ... they pass quickly. 1230 01:22:01,024 --> 01:22:02,940 Goodbye sir. 1231 01:22:10,253 --> 01:22:12,168 Let's go, Coco. 1232 01:22:43,981 --> 01:22:45,409 You are right. 1233 01:22:49,085 --> 01:22:51,652 You bastards! Five years, pass quickly! 1234 01:22:51,863 --> 01:22:54,998 Damn you, you bastards! I'm eating your hearts! 1235 01:22:55,210 --> 01:22:58,310 - I'm breaking your bones! - Calm down. 1236 01:22:58,518 --> 01:23:01,862 They destroyed my family. 1237 01:23:02,071 --> 01:23:05,334 Let me kill the dwarf. I'll kill him and come back. 1238 01:23:08,440 --> 01:23:10,763 Come on, calm down ... 1239 01:23:10,973 --> 01:23:12,679 You have to be calm. 1240 01:23:12,890 --> 01:23:14,645 What do I look like? 1241 01:23:14,851 --> 01:23:17,045 Sorry, Mr. Guardian. 1242 01:23:17,259 --> 01:23:18,479 Who else is this? 1243 01:23:18,689 --> 01:23:20,478 You know you have a friend in the cell ... 1244 01:23:20,691 --> 01:23:23,094 - An intellectual BOMBIST. - An assassin? 1245 01:23:23,304 --> 01:23:27,217 No, he's a good boy. He's crying because he's lost his wife. 1246 01:23:27,428 --> 01:23:29,588 You know how women are ... 1247 01:23:29,797 --> 01:23:31,585 They are whores. 1248 01:23:47,844 --> 01:23:49,634 The bombist? 1249 01:23:49,846 --> 01:23:51,762 Do not be sad. 1250 01:23:51,968 --> 01:23:54,374 You were just talking to my wife's whore 1251 01:23:54,582 --> 01:23:57,927 who betrayed me with a dwarf so small. 1252 01:23:58,135 --> 01:24:00,493 I dedicated my family life! 1253 01:24:00,709 --> 01:24:03,226 What a mess, that's life today! 1254 01:24:03,443 --> 01:24:05,475 It would be even better here. 1255 01:24:05,689 --> 01:24:08,465 And I can't find my doll. 1256 01:24:10,630 --> 01:24:12,255 - You? - No!93350