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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,251 --> 00:00:01,293 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 2 00:00:01,293 --> 00:00:03,921 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 3 00:00:03,921 --> 00:00:03,962 'CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN' PLAYS 4 00:00:03,962 --> 00:00:07,007 'CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN' PLAYS 5 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:25,442 # Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,528 # Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:36,328 --> 00:00:36,370 # Cue the pulse to begin 8 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:38,956 # Cue the pulse to begin 9 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:40,207 # Cue the pulse to begin 10 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:42,793 # Cue the pulse to begin 11 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:43,961 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 12 00:00:43,961 --> 00:00:46,296 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 13 00:01:35,304 --> 00:01:35,345 I...only...have...one question. 14 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:39,766 I...only...have...one question. 15 00:01:40,893 --> 00:01:40,934 After we're married... 16 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,394 After we're married... 17 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:43,812 ..will you still blow me? 18 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,815 ..will you still blow me? 19 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:48,192 Ever the romantic. 20 00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,693 Ever the romantic. 21 00:01:51,195 --> 00:01:51,236 That depends. 22 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,738 That depends. 23 00:01:53,906 --> 00:01:53,947 If you still fuck me in every room of...um... 24 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,576 If you still fuck me in every room of...um... 25 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:58,660 What are we gonna call it? 26 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:00,204 What are we gonna call it? 27 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:01,914 Mandalay? 28 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,415 Mandalay? 29 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:04,499 Xanadu? 30 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:06,043 Xanadu? 31 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:06,084 Wuthering Heights? 32 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:08,587 Wuthering Heights? 33 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:09,671 I'll leave the christening up to you. 34 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:11,715 I'll leave the christening up to you. 35 00:02:12,758 --> 00:02:12,799 Brighton! 36 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:14,301 Brighton! 37 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:19,306 Bri...tin... 38 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:21,266 Bri...tin... 39 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:21,308 It's amazing, isn't it? 40 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,310 It's amazing, isn't it? 41 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:23,352 I wouldn't go that far. 42 00:02:23,352 --> 00:02:25,229 I wouldn't go that far. 43 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:25,270 I mean, that it's really happening. 44 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,189 I mean, that it's really happening. 45 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:30,442 I can just see their faces when they get their announcements. 46 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:34,404 I can just see their faces when they get their announcements. 47 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:35,864 Jesus fucking Christ! 48 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:38,534 Jesus fucking Christ! 49 00:02:38,534 --> 00:02:38,575 What is it, Deb? 50 00:02:38,575 --> 00:02:40,077 What is it, Deb? 51 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:40,118 Brian and Justin are getting married. 52 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:41,995 Brian and Justin are getting married. 53 00:02:44,289 --> 00:02:44,331 It just goes to show, 54 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:46,416 It just goes to show, 55 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:46,458 if you love someone long enough and hard enough... 56 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:49,837 if you love someone long enough and hard enough... 57 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:49,878 You get a sore ass? 58 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:51,338 You get a sore ass? 59 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:51,380 There's only one explanation. 60 00:02:51,380 --> 00:02:53,173 There's only one explanation. 61 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:54,258 He must've knocked up Sunshine. 62 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,843 He must've knocked up Sunshine. 63 00:02:58,554 --> 00:02:58,595 This is fucking bullshit! 64 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:00,472 This is fucking bullshit! 65 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:00,514 I almost didn't give it to you. 66 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:02,099 I almost didn't give it to you. 67 00:03:02,099 --> 00:03:02,140 I was afraid you'd bust your stitches. 68 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,559 I was afraid you'd bust your stitches. 69 00:03:03,559 --> 00:03:03,600 I'm a defector. I'm a Stepford fag. 70 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,103 I'm a defector. I'm a Stepford fag. 71 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:06,144 I infected his boyfriend and now - 72 00:03:06,144 --> 00:03:08,021 I infected his boyfriend and now - 73 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:08,063 (Reads) "Please come celebrate our commitment"? 74 00:03:08,063 --> 00:03:09,857 (Reads) "Please come celebrate our commitment"? 75 00:03:09,857 --> 00:03:09,898 I'm not gonna celebrate anything! 76 00:03:09,898 --> 00:03:11,608 I'm not gonna celebrate anything! 77 00:03:11,608 --> 00:03:11,650 Apple cinnamon pancakes. 78 00:03:11,650 --> 00:03:14,236 Apple cinnamon pancakes. 79 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:14,278 Yum! 80 00:03:14,278 --> 00:03:16,238 Yum! 81 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:18,282 Look, you and Brian have a long and significant history, alright? 82 00:03:18,282 --> 00:03:21,618 Look, you and Brian have a long and significant history, alright? 83 00:03:21,618 --> 00:03:21,660 There are a lot of strong feelings. 84 00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,412 There are a lot of strong feelings. 85 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:23,453 Were. No, are. 86 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,955 Were. No, are. 87 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:24,997 Whether you wanna admit it or not, you still love each other. 88 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:27,541 Whether you wanna admit it or not, you still love each other. 89 00:03:27,541 --> 00:03:27,583 I do not love him. 90 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,042 I do not love him. 91 00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:30,210 I don't - and he certainly doesn't love me. 92 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,671 I don't - and he certainly doesn't love me. 93 00:03:32,671 --> 00:03:32,713 I mean, did he show up once to visit me at the hospital? 94 00:03:32,713 --> 00:03:35,382 I mean, did he show up once to visit me at the hospital? 95 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:35,424 As a matter of fact, he did. 96 00:03:35,424 --> 00:03:37,050 As a matter of fact, he did. 97 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:38,177 I'm sure he'd never want me to tell you this. 98 00:03:38,177 --> 00:03:40,220 I'm sure he'd never want me to tell you this. 99 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:40,262 As if I care. 100 00:03:40,262 --> 00:03:41,805 As if I care. 101 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:41,847 The night of the bombing, when you lost all that blood 102 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:44,099 The night of the bombing, when you lost all that blood 103 00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:44,141 and we were afraid we were gonna lose you, 104 00:03:44,141 --> 00:03:46,185 and we were afraid we were gonna lose you, 105 00:03:46,185 --> 00:03:46,226 Brian was with us in the ER. 106 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:47,811 Brian was with us in the ER. 107 00:03:47,811 --> 00:03:47,853 He wanted to donate his own blood, 108 00:03:47,853 --> 00:03:50,022 He wanted to donate his own blood, 109 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:50,063 but the doctor refused to take it because he's gay. 110 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,107 but the doctor refused to take it because he's gay. 111 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:52,149 Well, when Brian heard that, he went into a rage. 112 00:03:52,149 --> 00:03:55,027 Well, when Brian heard that, he went into a rage. 113 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:55,068 He did? 114 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:56,403 He did? 115 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:56,445 Yeah, you should've seen him. He was like a wild man. 116 00:03:56,445 --> 00:03:59,740 Yeah, you should've seen him. He was like a wild man. 117 00:04:01,241 --> 00:04:01,283 Yeah, he can get that way. 118 00:04:01,283 --> 00:04:02,910 Yeah, he can get that way. 119 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:04,661 Point is, a person wouldn't act that way unless he loved someone. 120 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:09,208 Point is, a person wouldn't act that way unless he loved someone. 121 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:19,134 When you're done clearing, 122 00:04:19,134 --> 00:04:20,719 When you're done clearing, 123 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:20,761 take out the garbage and make sure you mop the floor. 124 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,971 take out the garbage and make sure you mop the floor. 125 00:04:22,971 --> 00:04:23,013 Anything else? 126 00:04:23,013 --> 00:04:24,598 Anything else? 127 00:04:24,598 --> 00:04:24,640 Thanks for reminding me - someone blew their cookies in the gents. 128 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,975 Thanks for reminding me - someone blew their cookies in the gents. 129 00:04:26,975 --> 00:04:27,017 So glad I asked. 130 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,727 So glad I asked. 131 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:33,232 Hey, now, watch how you're carrying that. 132 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:34,942 Hey, now, watch how you're carrying that. 133 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:34,983 You break anything, it comes out of your pay. 134 00:04:34,983 --> 00:04:36,860 You break anything, it comes out of your pay. 135 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:36,902 Aren't you being a little rough on the kid? 136 00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,904 Aren't you being a little rough on the kid? 137 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:38,946 Hey, the kid doesn't like it here, the kid can go back to school - 138 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:41,949 Hey, the kid doesn't like it here, the kid can go back to school - 139 00:04:41,949 --> 00:04:41,990 where he belongs. 140 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,492 where he belongs. 141 00:04:43,492 --> 00:04:43,534 Go ahead - make my life miserable. 142 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,369 Go ahead - make my life miserable. 143 00:04:45,369 --> 00:04:45,410 I'd rather clean toilets for all eternity 144 00:04:45,410 --> 00:04:47,037 I'd rather clean toilets for all eternity 145 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:47,079 than go back to Shithole High. 146 00:04:47,079 --> 00:04:48,789 than go back to Shithole High. 147 00:04:48,789 --> 00:04:48,830 Good, 'cause without a diploma, that's what you're gonna be doing. 148 00:04:48,830 --> 00:04:52,042 Good, 'cause without a diploma, that's what you're gonna be doing. 149 00:04:55,045 --> 00:04:55,087 So, when did you join the service industry? 150 00:04:55,087 --> 00:04:57,297 So, when did you join the service industry? 151 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:57,339 In case you've forgotten, it's how I got my start. 152 00:04:57,339 --> 00:04:59,716 In case you've forgotten, it's how I got my start. 153 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:00,843 The Ironmen just lost their fifth in a row. 154 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:03,345 The Ironmen just lost their fifth in a row. 155 00:05:03,345 --> 00:05:03,387 I guess they'd sooner go straight to the cellar 156 00:05:03,387 --> 00:05:05,180 I guess they'd sooner go straight to the cellar 157 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:05,222 than gaily to the Super Bowl. 158 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,765 than gaily to the Super Bowl. 159 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:06,807 They've even got Markham in there doing long throws. 160 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,892 They've even got Markham in there doing long throws. 161 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:08,934 With that arm? 162 00:05:08,934 --> 00:05:10,686 With that arm? 163 00:05:10,686 --> 00:05:10,727 God, by half-time his wrist must've been limper than mine. 164 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:13,188 God, by half-time his wrist must've been limper than mine. 165 00:05:14,606 --> 00:05:14,648 Plus his buns aren't as cute as yours. 166 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,525 Plus his buns aren't as cute as yours. 167 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:26,368 Uh, does anybody know whose bag this is? 168 00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:28,579 Uh, does anybody know whose bag this is? 169 00:05:29,788 --> 00:05:29,830 Um... 170 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,331 Um... 171 00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:32,583 Did anyone leave a bag... 172 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,084 Did anyone leave a bag... 173 00:05:38,297 --> 00:05:38,338 Carl? 174 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,965 Carl? 175 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:40,007 Don't panic. I'll call the bomb squad. 176 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:42,301 Don't panic. I'll call the bomb squad. 177 00:05:42,301 --> 00:05:42,342 Excuse me, folks, does anyone own... 178 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,595 Excuse me, folks, does anyone own... 179 00:05:44,595 --> 00:05:44,636 Honey, don't go near that! There could be a bomb in there. 180 00:05:44,636 --> 00:05:47,014 Honey, don't go near that! There could be a bomb in there. 181 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:48,724 Huh, let's see. 182 00:05:48,724 --> 00:05:51,560 Huh, let's see. 183 00:05:52,936 --> 00:05:52,978 That's my lube, my butt plug, my poppers, latest issue of 'Star'. 184 00:05:52,978 --> 00:05:58,442 That's my lube, my butt plug, my poppers, latest issue of 'Star'. 185 00:05:58,442 --> 00:05:58,483 Poor Jennifer. Will she ever find happiness without Brad? 186 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,570 Poor Jennifer. Will she ever find happiness without Brad? 187 00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:03,030 I suppose the only thing remotely resembling a bomb 188 00:06:03,030 --> 00:06:05,157 I suppose the only thing remotely resembling a bomb 189 00:06:05,157 --> 00:06:05,199 is the DVD of 'Alexander' I rented from the video store. 190 00:06:05,199 --> 00:06:07,701 is the DVD of 'Alexander' I rented from the video store. 191 00:06:11,747 --> 00:06:11,788 Yeah, I'll tell Lindsay and we'll make a time to get together. 192 00:06:11,788 --> 00:06:14,625 Yeah, I'll tell Lindsay and we'll make a time to get together. 193 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:15,709 OK...thanks. 194 00:06:15,709 --> 00:06:17,753 OK...thanks. 195 00:06:19,296 --> 00:06:19,338 Oh! (Laughs) 196 00:06:19,338 --> 00:06:21,924 Oh! (Laughs) 197 00:06:21,924 --> 00:06:21,965 Honey, what did I tell you about getting Mommy wet? 198 00:06:21,965 --> 00:06:24,301 Honey, what did I tell you about getting Mommy wet? 199 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:24,343 It's a rocket. 200 00:06:24,343 --> 00:06:25,844 It's a rocket. 201 00:06:25,844 --> 00:06:25,886 Did you have to buy him that? 202 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:27,387 Did you have to buy him that? 203 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:27,429 Well, it's only water. 204 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,972 Well, it's only water. 205 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:29,014 That was Jennifer - there's a couple interested in the house. 206 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:31,683 That was Jennifer - there's a couple interested in the house. 207 00:06:31,683 --> 00:06:31,725 Oh? Oh...what? 208 00:06:31,725 --> 00:06:33,185 Oh? Oh...what? 209 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:33,227 Oh, nothing. 210 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,728 Oh, nothing. 211 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:34,770 Oh, having second thoughts? 212 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,438 Oh, having second thoughts? 213 00:06:36,438 --> 00:06:36,480 Of course, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't go through with it. 214 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:39,650 Of course, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't go through with it. 215 00:06:39,650 --> 00:06:39,691 Listen, it's a big decision. 216 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,194 Listen, it's a big decision. 217 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:42,236 I was up half the night worrying about it myself. 218 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,988 I was up half the night worrying about it myself. 219 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:45,030 Oh, I thought it was the enchiladas. 220 00:06:45,030 --> 00:06:46,573 Oh, I thought it was the enchiladas. 221 00:06:46,573 --> 00:06:46,615 When I look at our kids' faces, I think, "Why should they grow up 222 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:50,369 When I look at our kids' faces, I think, "Why should they grow up 223 00:06:50,369 --> 00:06:50,410 "someplace where they're told their parents are sick?" 224 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,120 "someplace where they're told their parents are sick?" 225 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:52,162 Where they're hurt and humiliated. 226 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,997 Where they're hurt and humiliated. 227 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:54,039 That kind of pain is indelible. You can never wash it off. 228 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:57,334 That kind of pain is indelible. You can never wash it off. 229 00:06:57,334 --> 00:06:57,376 We have to talk to Brian and Michael first. 230 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:59,920 We have to talk to Brian and Michael first. 231 00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:01,380 Well, I'm sure Brian won't have any problems. 232 00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:04,174 Well, I'm sure Brian won't have any problems. 233 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:04,216 He'll probably say, "So long, sonny boy. Don't forget your old dad." 234 00:07:04,216 --> 00:07:07,594 He'll probably say, "So long, sonny boy. Don't forget your old dad." 235 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:09,388 Michael's another story. 236 00:07:09,388 --> 00:07:11,265 Michael's another story. 237 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:15,310 If anyone had asked me, 238 00:07:15,310 --> 00:07:16,937 If anyone had asked me, 239 00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:16,979 I would've said I'd be doing Britney and whoever's wedding first. 240 00:07:16,979 --> 00:07:19,898 I would've said I'd be doing Britney and whoever's wedding first. 241 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:19,940 Well, we'll be sure to recommend you. 242 00:07:19,940 --> 00:07:21,608 Well, we'll be sure to recommend you. 243 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:22,776 Now, I've gone over your wish list 244 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,486 Now, I've gone over your wish list 245 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:24,528 and everything seems fairly cut and dry - but fabulous - 246 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:27,573 and everything seems fairly cut and dry - but fabulous - 247 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:27,614 except for this one little item here. 248 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:30,033 except for this one little item here. 249 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:30,075 Golden gardenias? 250 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:31,952 Golden gardenias? 251 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:31,994 There's a Chinese legend that once your lover breathes them 252 00:07:31,994 --> 00:07:34,162 There's a Chinese legend that once your lover breathes them 253 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:34,204 that he'll love you forever. 254 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:35,706 that he'll love you forever. 255 00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:35,747 Oh, call the florist. Order a crate. 256 00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:38,542 Oh, call the florist. Order a crate. 257 00:07:38,542 --> 00:07:38,584 They only grow in the Xishuang Banna Mountains in southern China. 258 00:07:38,584 --> 00:07:41,253 They only grow in the Xishuang Banna Mountains in southern China. 259 00:07:41,253 --> 00:07:41,295 How about some petunias that only grow in southern Pittsburgh? 260 00:07:41,295 --> 00:07:44,006 How about some petunias that only grow in southern Pittsburgh? 261 00:07:44,006 --> 00:07:44,047 Hey, if Justin wants golden gardenias... 262 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,341 Hey, if Justin wants golden gardenias... 263 00:07:46,341 --> 00:07:46,383 Alright, then he'll have golden gardenias. 264 00:07:46,383 --> 00:07:49,636 Alright, then he'll have golden gardenias. 265 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:52,181 Michael, look at you! You're up. 266 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:55,184 Michael, look at you! You're up. 267 00:07:55,184 --> 00:07:55,225 And out. How are you feeling? 268 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,686 And out. How are you feeling? 269 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:57,728 The doctor says I'll live, provided I stay away from bombs. 270 00:07:57,728 --> 00:08:00,314 The doctor says I'll live, provided I stay away from bombs. 271 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:02,941 We were just...er...planning the Taylor-Kinney nuptials. 272 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:06,737 We were just...er...planning the Taylor-Kinney nuptials. 273 00:08:06,737 --> 00:08:06,778 Well, don't let me disturb you. 274 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:08,530 Well, don't let me disturb you. 275 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:08,572 Oh, no. Actually, I was just leaving. 276 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,324 Oh, no. Actually, I was just leaving. 277 00:08:10,324 --> 00:08:10,365 For China. If you would point me in the right direction. 278 00:08:10,365 --> 00:08:13,994 For China. If you would point me in the right direction. 279 00:08:20,042 --> 00:08:20,083 I got your invitation. 280 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:22,085 I got your invitation. 281 00:08:22,085 --> 00:08:22,127 After I nearly died a second time from shock... 282 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:25,172 After I nearly died a second time from shock... 283 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:26,840 ..I decided I'd come down and say...congratulations. 284 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:31,637 ..I decided I'd come down and say...congratulations. 285 00:08:33,805 --> 00:08:33,847 Well, I figure if it makes Justin happy, what the hell? 286 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,642 Well, I figure if it makes Justin happy, what the hell? 287 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:36,683 Like you've ever done anything you don't wanna do. 288 00:08:36,683 --> 00:08:39,102 Like you've ever done anything you don't wanna do. 289 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:39,144 Mmm. 290 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,604 Mmm. 291 00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:41,688 Well, as you so eloquently put it, 292 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,315 Well, as you so eloquently put it, 293 00:08:43,315 --> 00:08:43,357 I can't go on being an over-the-hill club boy forever. 294 00:08:43,357 --> 00:08:45,359 I can't go on being an over-the-hill club boy forever. 295 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:47,319 Still, no-one makes a better case for perpetual immaturity than you. 296 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:51,031 Still, no-one makes a better case for perpetual immaturity than you. 297 00:08:54,535 --> 00:08:54,576 Look, what happened between us... I...um...I just wanted to say... 298 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:59,414 Look, what happened between us... I...um...I just wanted to say... 299 00:08:59,414 --> 00:08:59,456 Forget it. I behaved like an asshole. 300 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,792 Forget it. I behaved like an asshole. 301 00:09:03,168 --> 00:09:03,210 You behaved like a bigger one. 302 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:04,670 You behaved like a bigger one. 303 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:11,051 So... 304 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,553 So... 305 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:14,596 ..you wanna be my best man? 306 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,932 ..you wanna be my best man? 307 00:09:17,975 --> 00:09:18,016 Really? 308 00:09:18,016 --> 00:09:19,560 Really? 309 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:19,601 You always stood up for me. 310 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,061 You always stood up for me. 311 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:22,646 Why should now be any different? 312 00:09:22,646 --> 00:09:24,314 Why should now be any different? 313 00:09:38,495 --> 00:09:38,537 Hey. You're a married man. 314 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:41,832 Hey. You're a married man. 315 00:09:41,832 --> 00:09:41,874 Not quite yet. 316 00:09:41,874 --> 00:09:43,333 Not quite yet. 317 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:51,466 ALARM BEEPS 318 00:09:51,466 --> 00:09:53,927 ALARM BEEPS 319 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:16,241 Always that second ball that's the killer. 320 00:10:16,241 --> 00:10:17,826 Always that second ball that's the killer. 321 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:17,868 Yeah. 322 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,036 Yeah. 323 00:10:20,162 --> 00:10:20,204 Cranberry juice and sparkling water. 324 00:10:20,204 --> 00:10:21,830 Cranberry juice and sparkling water. 325 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:21,872 Cosmo. Coming up. 326 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,332 Cosmo. Coming up. 327 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:23,373 You know, the times they sure are a-changing. 328 00:10:23,373 --> 00:10:25,292 You know, the times they sure are a-changing. 329 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:25,334 Whoever thought we'd have to pass through a metal detector 330 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:27,336 Whoever thought we'd have to pass through a metal detector 331 00:10:27,336 --> 00:10:27,377 to get into Woody's? 332 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,921 to get into Woody's? 333 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:28,962 Yeah - or that Brian Kinney would be getting hitched? 334 00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,632 Yeah - or that Brian Kinney would be getting hitched? 335 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:31,673 Or that I'd be turning 35. I mean, it's unbelievable. 336 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:34,468 Or that I'd be turning 35. I mean, it's unbelievable. 337 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:35,594 That IS unbelievable. 338 00:10:35,594 --> 00:10:37,137 That IS unbelievable. 339 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:38,305 OK, 36. 340 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,806 OK, 36. 341 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:41,475 And a half? 342 00:10:41,475 --> 00:10:42,935 And a half? 343 00:10:44,937 --> 00:10:44,978 Alright, fine - 39. 344 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,605 Alright, fine - 39. 345 00:10:46,605 --> 00:10:46,647 Anyway, I'm throwing myself a little celebration down at Tango. 346 00:10:46,647 --> 00:10:48,941 Anyway, I'm throwing myself a little celebration down at Tango. 347 00:10:48,941 --> 00:10:48,982 Oh, love that place. 348 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,484 Oh, love that place. 349 00:10:50,484 --> 00:10:50,526 It's gonna be you and Drew, Michael and Ben, Mel and Linz, 350 00:10:50,526 --> 00:10:54,196 It's gonna be you and Drew, Michael and Ben, Mel and Linz, 351 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:54,238 Brian and Justin. 352 00:10:54,238 --> 00:10:55,822 Brian and Justin. 353 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:55,864 Mm-mm-mm. Teddy! What? 354 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:58,575 Mm-mm-mm. Teddy! What? 355 00:10:58,575 --> 00:10:58,617 Well, it's...it's your birthday and you're the only who's all alone. 356 00:10:58,617 --> 00:11:02,204 Well, it's...it's your birthday and you're the only who's all alone. 357 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:03,372 Maybe not for long. 358 00:11:03,372 --> 00:11:04,957 Maybe not for long. 359 00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:04,998 You met someone? Again? 360 00:11:04,998 --> 00:11:07,417 You met someone? Again? 361 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:07,459 Not just someone. The one, Em. 362 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:10,420 Not just someone. The one, Em. 363 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:10,462 This time I think I've really found him. 364 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,214 This time I think I've really found him. 365 00:11:12,214 --> 00:11:12,256 Teddy! Tell me, tell me, tell me! 366 00:11:12,256 --> 00:11:14,132 Teddy! Tell me, tell me, tell me! 367 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:14,174 Who, where, when? How? 368 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,759 Who, where, when? How? 369 00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:15,801 Well, I was sharing at AA and he was sharing at AA, 370 00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,387 Well, I was sharing at AA and he was sharing at AA, 371 00:11:18,387 --> 00:11:18,428 then we had some coffee, 372 00:11:18,428 --> 00:11:19,972 then we had some coffee, 373 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:20,013 then we went back to my place and we shared a little more. 374 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,641 then we went back to my place and we shared a little more. 375 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:22,683 And his name? I need facts. 376 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:24,268 And his name? I need facts. 377 00:11:24,268 --> 00:11:24,309 Hard - hopefully - facts! 378 00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:25,853 Hard - hopefully - facts! 379 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:25,894 His name is Tad. 380 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,479 His name is Tad. 381 00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:27,521 Oh, my God, that's so adorable. 382 00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:29,606 Oh, my God, that's so adorable. 383 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:29,648 Tad'n'Ted. Ted'n'Tad. 384 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:31,316 Tad'n'Ted. Ted'n'Tad. 385 00:11:31,316 --> 00:11:31,358 (Laughs) It was meant to be. 386 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,943 (Laughs) It was meant to be. 387 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:32,985 What's he look like? I want an exact description. 388 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:34,862 What's he look like? I want an exact description. 389 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:34,903 Uh...well... he looks exactly like...uh... 390 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:38,824 Uh...well... he looks exactly like...uh... 391 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:45,539 ..that. 392 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,665 ..that. 393 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:53,505 Tad, this is Emmett. Emmett, this is Tad. 394 00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:56,300 Tad, this is Emmett. Emmett, this is Tad. 395 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:56,341 Hello, gorgeous. 396 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:58,427 Hello, gorgeous. 397 00:11:58,427 --> 00:11:58,468 Ted talks about you all the time. 398 00:11:58,468 --> 00:12:00,137 Ted talks about you all the time. 399 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:00,179 Yeah, well, if it can't be repeated, then it's true. 400 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:03,515 Yeah, well, if it can't be repeated, then it's true. 401 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:04,641 I've missed you. 402 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:06,185 I've missed you. 403 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:06,226 It's only been a day. 404 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,145 It's only been a day. 405 00:12:08,145 --> 00:12:08,187 For a Monarch butterfly, that's an entire lifetime. 406 00:12:08,187 --> 00:12:10,939 For a Monarch butterfly, that's an entire lifetime. 407 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:10,981 Aww... 408 00:12:10,981 --> 00:12:12,524 Aww... 409 00:12:17,196 --> 00:12:17,237 JENNIFER: Top of the line appliances, hardwood floors, 18 foot ceilings - 410 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:21,658 JENNIFER: Top of the line appliances, hardwood floors, 18 foot ceilings - 411 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:21,700 there's not another loft like it in Pittsburgh. 412 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:24,077 there's not another loft like it in Pittsburgh. 413 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:25,162 Yeah, I know. I've been here before. 414 00:12:25,162 --> 00:12:27,915 Yeah, I know. I've been here before. 415 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:27,956 Everyone I show it to has been here before. 416 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:30,542 Everyone I show it to has been here before. 417 00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:31,710 Um...here's the tear sheet. It's got all the details. 418 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:35,923 Um...here's the tear sheet. It's got all the details. 419 00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:35,964 Just give me a call if you're interested. 420 00:12:35,964 --> 00:12:39,176 Just give me a call if you're interested. 421 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:41,637 Mind giving me the tour? 422 00:12:41,637 --> 00:12:43,222 Mind giving me the tour? 423 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:43,263 Well, I was just about to lock up. 424 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,307 Well, I was just about to lock up. 425 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:45,349 I'm sure you can find your way around. 426 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:47,267 I'm sure you can find your way around. 427 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:47,309 Mom...wait. 428 00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:49,561 Mom...wait. 429 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:50,729 I'm really busy. I'm in a hurry. 430 00:12:50,729 --> 00:12:53,023 I'm really busy. I'm in a hurry. 431 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:55,943 What's this? 432 00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,402 What's this? 433 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:13,085 Oh...honey...this... 434 00:13:13,085 --> 00:13:15,963 Oh...honey...this... 435 00:13:17,506 --> 00:13:17,548 That is... 436 00:13:17,548 --> 00:13:19,049 That is... 437 00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:20,884 That...is just... 438 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,469 That...is just... 439 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:23,971 Unbelievable? I know. 440 00:13:23,971 --> 00:13:26,390 Unbelievable? I know. 441 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:28,350 That seems to be the general consensus. 442 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,394 That seems to be the general consensus. 443 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:33,230 And by the way, it's for two - 444 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,023 And by the way, it's for two - 445 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:35,065 so bring anyone you like. 446 00:13:35,065 --> 00:13:36,692 so bring anyone you like. 447 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:37,818 Anyone? Yes. 448 00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,611 Anyone? Yes. 449 00:13:42,114 --> 00:13:42,155 Alright. 450 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,699 Alright. 451 00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:45,701 Oh, but I have one condition. 452 00:13:45,701 --> 00:13:48,453 Oh, but I have one condition. 453 00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:48,495 I promise I won't make any rude references to his age - or yours. 454 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:51,874 I promise I won't make any rude references to his age - or yours. 455 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:51,915 You're damn right you won't, but that's not what I was gonna say. 456 00:13:51,915 --> 00:13:54,793 You're damn right you won't, but that's not what I was gonna say. 457 00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:56,211 I get the first dance - after Brian. 458 00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:58,922 I get the first dance - after Brian. 459 00:13:58,922 --> 00:13:58,964 Uh...no fucking way! 460 00:13:58,964 --> 00:14:01,175 Uh...no fucking way! 461 00:14:01,175 --> 00:14:01,216 I don't care if it's corny, 462 00:14:01,216 --> 00:14:04,094 I don't care if it's corny, 463 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:04,136 the last time we danced was... your cousin Joanne's wedding. 464 00:14:04,136 --> 00:14:07,848 the last time we danced was... your cousin Joanne's wedding. 465 00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:07,890 Yeah, I was six. You still remember how to foxtrot? 466 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:10,184 Yeah, I was six. You still remember how to foxtrot? 467 00:14:10,184 --> 00:14:10,225 No. Sure you do! 468 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,269 No. Sure you do! 469 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:12,311 No, I don't! Sure you do, come on. 470 00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:14,104 No, I don't! Sure you do, come on. 471 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:14,146 No... Come on! 472 00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,689 No... Come on! 473 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:15,731 (Laughs) Come on. 474 00:14:15,731 --> 00:14:17,566 (Laughs) Come on. 475 00:14:17,566 --> 00:14:17,608 Mom. 476 00:14:17,608 --> 00:14:19,693 Mom. 477 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:21,653 Well! 478 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,572 Well! 479 00:14:29,244 --> 00:14:29,286 Well, what do you know? 480 00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,246 Well, what do you know? 481 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:31,288 You're never too big to dance with your mom. 482 00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:33,457 You're never too big to dance with your mom. 483 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:38,587 The owner of the Ironmen called. He wants me to come back. 484 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:41,381 The owner of the Ironmen called. He wants me to come back. 485 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:41,423 Well, it's about time he realised that winning the championship 486 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:44,176 Well, it's about time he realised that winning the championship 487 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:44,218 is more important than who you're fucking. 488 00:14:44,218 --> 00:14:46,220 is more important than who you're fucking. 489 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:46,261 Even if it is me. 490 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:48,138 Even if it is me. 491 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:48,180 I just hope my team-mates feel the same way. 492 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,432 I just hope my team-mates feel the same way. 493 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:50,474 Don't worry about them. Just do what you do best. 494 00:14:50,474 --> 00:14:53,060 Don't worry about them. Just do what you do best. 495 00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:53,101 Well...second best. 496 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,770 Well...second best. 497 00:14:56,897 --> 00:14:56,939 Emmett...thanks. 498 00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:59,775 Emmett...thanks. 499 00:14:59,775 --> 00:14:59,816 For what? 500 00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:01,360 For what? 501 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:01,401 Being there. Helping me. 502 00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:03,612 Being there. Helping me. 503 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:03,654 All I did was lend a little back-field support. 504 00:15:03,654 --> 00:15:07,199 All I did was lend a little back-field support. 505 00:15:07,199 --> 00:15:07,241 It's your victory. Your...touchdown. 506 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:11,537 It's your victory. Your...touchdown. 507 00:15:12,955 --> 00:15:12,996 The first one's for you. 508 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,665 The first one's for you. 509 00:15:20,838 --> 00:15:20,879 Try one of the lace cookies. 510 00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:22,881 Try one of the lace cookies. 511 00:15:22,881 --> 00:15:22,923 Depends on what they're laced with. 512 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,758 Depends on what they're laced with. 513 00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:24,800 How's my darling little daughter? 514 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,301 How's my darling little daughter? 515 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:26,343 Gorgeous as ever. 516 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,886 Gorgeous as ever. 517 00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:27,928 You know what, I'm gonna go give her a squeeze. 518 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,972 You know what, I'm gonna go give her a squeeze. 519 00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:30,013 Uh, before you do, there's something we need to discuss with both of you. 520 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:34,893 Uh, before you do, there's something we need to discuss with both of you. 521 00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:38,689 Homemade cookies. We must be in trouble. 522 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:42,609 Homemade cookies. We must be in trouble. 523 00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:44,194 I...um... 524 00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:46,071 I...um... 525 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:48,448 I don't quite know how to tell you this. 526 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,284 I don't quite know how to tell you this. 527 00:15:51,326 --> 00:15:51,368 I do...uh... 528 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:52,953 I do...uh... 529 00:15:52,953 --> 00:15:52,995 Linz and I talked it over and we decided we wanna move. 530 00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:56,248 Linz and I talked it over and we decided we wanna move. 531 00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:56,290 What - the place getting too tight for the four of you? 532 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,500 What - the place getting too tight for the four of you? 533 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:58,542 Heading off to the suburbs? 534 00:15:58,542 --> 00:16:00,127 Heading off to the suburbs? 535 00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:00,169 I suppose you could think of it as that. 536 00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:02,796 I suppose you could think of it as that. 537 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:02,838 We wanna move to Canada. 538 00:16:02,838 --> 00:16:04,548 We wanna move to Canada. 539 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:11,305 To Toronto. 540 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,015 To Toronto. 541 00:16:13,015 --> 00:16:13,056 It's not really very far. 542 00:16:13,056 --> 00:16:15,726 It's not really very far. 543 00:16:15,726 --> 00:16:15,767 Hell, you even bicycled there. 544 00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,686 Hell, you even bicycled there. 545 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:17,728 Flying time it's only 45 minutes. 546 00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:20,480 Flying time it's only 45 minutes. 547 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:20,522 It's still a foreign country. 548 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,191 It's still a foreign country. 549 00:16:22,191 --> 00:16:22,232 Well, it's not like Uzbekistan or the emirate of Qatar. 550 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,068 Well, it's not like Uzbekistan or the emirate of Qatar. 551 00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:26,236 Are those real places? 552 00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,779 Are those real places? 553 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:27,821 How the fuck should I know? 554 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:29,990 How the fuck should I know? 555 00:16:29,990 --> 00:16:30,032 But...why would you... 556 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:31,783 But...why would you... 557 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:31,825 I thought my marrying Justin was a big shock. 558 00:16:31,825 --> 00:16:34,620 I thought my marrying Justin was a big shock. 559 00:16:34,620 --> 00:16:34,661 The point is, we no longer feel safe here. 560 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,164 The point is, we no longer feel safe here. 561 00:16:38,832 --> 00:16:38,874 Or even welcome in our own country. 562 00:16:38,874 --> 00:16:41,168 Or even welcome in our own country. 563 00:16:41,168 --> 00:16:41,210 At least there we won't be treated like second-class citizens. 564 00:16:41,210 --> 00:16:44,421 At least there we won't be treated like second-class citizens. 565 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:44,463 Make that third-class if Proposition 14 passes. 566 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:47,341 Make that third-class if Proposition 14 passes. 567 00:16:47,341 --> 00:16:47,382 You're talking about taking JR and Gus. 568 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:50,761 You're talking about taking JR and Gus. 569 00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:52,095 That's why, before we do anything, we want your approval. 570 00:16:52,095 --> 00:16:56,350 That's why, before we do anything, we want your approval. 571 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:58,477 Your blessing. 572 00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,062 Your blessing. 573 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:01,438 Otherwise, we don't go. 574 00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,649 Otherwise, we don't go. 575 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:13,075 Hi. How are you? Good evening. 576 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,576 Hi. How are you? Good evening. 577 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:14,618 Yeah, table for Schmidt? 578 00:17:14,618 --> 00:17:16,453 Yeah, table for Schmidt? 579 00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:16,495 Oh, yes. OK. Thanks. 580 00:17:16,495 --> 00:17:17,955 Oh, yes. OK. Thanks. 581 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:22,334 I am so sorry I'm late. 582 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:24,044 I am so sorry I'm late. 583 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:24,086 Is everything alright? 584 00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,587 Is everything alright? 585 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:25,629 Mmm. (Kisses) Just crazy hectic. 586 00:17:25,629 --> 00:17:27,172 Mmm. (Kisses) Just crazy hectic. 587 00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:27,214 OK. I was concerned. 588 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:29,174 OK. I was concerned. 589 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:29,216 I left you three messages. You didn't call back. 590 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,552 I left you three messages. You didn't call back. 591 00:17:31,552 --> 00:17:31,593 I'm sorry, I didn't have time to check my cell. 592 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,762 I'm sorry, I didn't have time to check my cell. 593 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:33,804 Uh...yep, three messages. 594 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:36,014 Uh...yep, three messages. 595 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:36,056 So, what's so urgent? 596 00:17:36,056 --> 00:17:38,058 So, what's so urgent? 597 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:38,100 Why don't you listen? 598 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,768 Why don't you listen? 599 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:41,186 OK. 600 00:17:41,186 --> 00:17:42,980 OK. 601 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:51,780 I love you... 602 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:53,282 I love you... 603 00:17:57,703 --> 00:17:57,744 I love you... 604 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,246 I love you... 605 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:03,834 I love you! 606 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:05,377 I love you! 607 00:18:07,421 --> 00:18:07,462 Well, I have a message for you. 608 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:09,339 Well, I have a message for you. 609 00:18:09,339 --> 00:18:09,381 Thank you for loving me. 610 00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,342 Thank you for loving me. 611 00:18:12,342 --> 00:18:12,384 You're very welcome. 612 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,303 You're very welcome. 613 00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:14,344 And for being concerned. 614 00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:17,306 And for being concerned. 615 00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:17,347 Any time. 616 00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:18,849 Any time. 617 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:22,102 What? Do I have a zit? 618 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:25,772 What? Do I have a zit? 619 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:27,399 Is there something caught in my teeth? 620 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:28,901 Is there something caught in my teeth? 621 00:18:28,901 --> 00:18:28,942 No. 622 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,402 No. 623 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:32,196 Then...why are you staring? 624 00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:35,032 Then...why are you staring? 625 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:36,491 I'm just looking. 626 00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,702 I'm just looking. 627 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:38,744 For anything in particular? 628 00:18:38,744 --> 00:18:40,787 For anything in particular? 629 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:40,829 The imperfection. 630 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:43,540 The imperfection. 631 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:43,582 Oh... 632 00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:46,084 Oh... 633 00:18:46,084 --> 00:18:46,126 There are plenty, believe me. 634 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:48,045 There are plenty, believe me. 635 00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:48,086 I don't see any. 636 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:50,172 I don't see any. 637 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:51,381 It's the lighting. Trust me, they're there. 638 00:18:51,381 --> 00:18:53,509 It's the lighting. Trust me, they're there. 639 00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:55,594 Oh, I have a few myself. 640 00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,846 Oh, I have a few myself. 641 00:19:00,349 --> 00:19:00,390 I'll tell you what. 642 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:01,892 I'll tell you what. 643 00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:03,393 I'll overlook yours if you overlook mine. 644 00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:05,896 I'll overlook yours if you overlook mine. 645 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:09,358 Deal. 646 00:19:09,358 --> 00:19:11,151 Deal. 647 00:19:12,236 --> 00:19:12,277 Let's eat. 648 00:19:12,277 --> 00:19:13,779 Let's eat. 649 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:16,365 MICHAEL: I've been fair. I've been more than fair. 650 00:19:16,365 --> 00:19:18,992 MICHAEL: I've been fair. I've been more than fair. 651 00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:19,034 I even gave up my custody until she's much older. 652 00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:21,411 I even gave up my custody until she's much older. 653 00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:21,453 This is going too far. 654 00:19:21,453 --> 00:19:23,539 This is going too far. 655 00:19:25,290 --> 00:19:25,332 This shit's really mellow. 656 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:26,834 This shit's really mellow. 657 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:28,210 Try some. 658 00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,711 Try some. 659 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:33,257 I mean, there's only so far you can bend before you break. 660 00:19:33,257 --> 00:19:36,051 I mean, there's only so far you can bend before you break. 661 00:19:38,428 --> 00:19:38,470 I like that one. 662 00:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,013 I like that one. 663 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:40,055 Did you just make that up? 664 00:19:40,055 --> 00:19:42,099 Did you just make that up? 665 00:19:42,099 --> 00:19:42,140 I can't believe you're OK with this. 666 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:44,685 I can't believe you're OK with this. 667 00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:45,853 The way I figure it, it's just a free trip to Rio. 668 00:19:45,853 --> 00:19:48,397 The way I figure it, it's just a free trip to Rio. 669 00:19:48,397 --> 00:19:48,438 How do you figure that? 670 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,607 How do you figure that? 671 00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:50,649 All those frequent flyer miles. 672 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:53,318 All those frequent flyer miles. 673 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:53,360 Yeah, like I can see you on a plane every weekend to Toronto. 674 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,446 Yeah, like I can see you on a plane every weekend to Toronto. 675 00:19:57,990 --> 00:19:58,031 No, but I can see you. 676 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,034 No, but I can see you. 677 00:20:02,494 --> 00:20:02,536 Like they said, it's just a hop, skip and a jump... 678 00:20:02,536 --> 00:20:05,038 Like they said, it's just a hop, skip and a jump... 679 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:05,080 I don't wanna talk about this. 680 00:20:05,080 --> 00:20:06,540 I don't wanna talk about this. 681 00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:08,417 Fine, let's talk about something else. 682 00:20:08,417 --> 00:20:10,252 Fine, let's talk about something else. 683 00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:15,174 What should I wear to my wedding? 684 00:20:15,174 --> 00:20:16,675 What should I wear to my wedding? 685 00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:19,344 My mom wants me to wear the gown she wore, 686 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,638 My mom wants me to wear the gown she wore, 687 00:20:21,638 --> 00:20:21,680 but, let's face it, she never had much luck. 688 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:25,601 but, let's face it, she never had much luck. 689 00:20:25,601 --> 00:20:25,642 It really wouldn't bother you, would it, if they moved away. 690 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:28,103 It really wouldn't bother you, would it, if they moved away. 691 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:28,145 If you never saw your son again. 692 00:20:28,145 --> 00:20:29,646 If you never saw your son again. 693 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:31,148 He's with his two moms. 694 00:20:31,148 --> 00:20:32,816 He's with his two moms. 695 00:20:33,859 --> 00:20:33,901 They're back together again. 696 00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,485 They're back together again. 697 00:20:36,904 --> 00:20:36,945 One big happy family. 698 00:20:36,945 --> 00:20:38,447 One big happy family. 699 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:48,081 So, even if it will cause me a momentary twinge of regret, 700 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:51,210 So, even if it will cause me a momentary twinge of regret, 701 00:20:51,210 --> 00:20:51,251 on the rare occasion that I think of him... 702 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:53,003 on the rare occasion that I think of him... 703 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:55,714 ..I'd say he'll be better off. 704 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:59,927 ..I'd say he'll be better off. 705 00:20:59,927 --> 00:20:59,968 Yeah, well, you were never much in his life anyway. 706 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,763 Yeah, well, you were never much in his life anyway. 707 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:06,725 No, I never was. 708 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:08,268 No, I never was. 709 00:21:34,503 --> 00:21:34,545 Congratulations, baby. Thanks. 710 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:36,630 Congratulations, baby. Thanks. 711 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:36,672 First win in weeks, thanks to you. 712 00:21:36,672 --> 00:21:39,007 First win in weeks, thanks to you. 713 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:39,049 That was some game! God, you were absolutely... 714 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,134 That was some game! God, you were absolutely... 715 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:41,176 Awesome, dude! 716 00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:42,719 Awesome, dude! 717 00:21:42,719 --> 00:21:42,761 Well, I really appreciate you guys coming to cheer me on. 718 00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:45,180 Well, I really appreciate you guys coming to cheer me on. 719 00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:45,222 Are you kidding? Even an 'Ab Fab' marathon wouldn't keep me away. 720 00:21:45,222 --> 00:21:47,599 Are you kidding? Even an 'Ab Fab' marathon wouldn't keep me away. 721 00:21:48,642 --> 00:21:48,684 Wait, honey. 722 00:21:48,684 --> 00:21:50,018 Wait, honey. 723 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:50,060 The last thing you need is to go out with lipstick on. 724 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,521 The last thing you need is to go out with lipstick on. 725 00:21:52,521 --> 00:21:52,563 When you scored the winning touchdown, the fans went nuts! 726 00:21:52,563 --> 00:21:55,649 When you scored the winning touchdown, the fans went nuts! 727 00:21:55,649 --> 00:21:55,691 Yeah, except for a couple of name-callers, 728 00:21:55,691 --> 00:21:57,317 Yeah, except for a couple of name-callers, 729 00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:57,359 but Deb told them to shut the fuck up 730 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:59,194 but Deb told them to shut the fuck up 731 00:21:59,194 --> 00:21:59,236 or she'd shove their Budweisers up their butts. 732 00:21:59,236 --> 00:22:01,154 or she'd shove their Budweisers up their butts. 733 00:22:01,154 --> 00:22:01,196 And that is a direct quote! Uh, that's great. 734 00:22:01,196 --> 00:22:03,907 And that is a direct quote! Uh, that's great. 735 00:22:03,907 --> 00:22:03,949 So, you catch that guy with Boyd? 736 00:22:03,949 --> 00:22:05,576 So, you catch that guy with Boyd? 737 00:22:05,576 --> 00:22:05,617 Oh, you mean his tight end? 738 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,202 Oh, you mean his tight end? 739 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:08,954 Excuse me? 740 00:22:08,954 --> 00:22:10,497 Excuse me? 741 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:10,539 Let it go. 742 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:12,165 Let it go. 743 00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:14,626 If you guys wanna continue your 5-game losing streak, 744 00:22:14,626 --> 00:22:17,129 If you guys wanna continue your 5-game losing streak, 745 00:22:17,129 --> 00:22:17,171 I can play for another team. 746 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,256 I can play for another team. 747 00:22:19,256 --> 00:22:19,298 I'm sure they wouldn't mind winning. 748 00:22:19,298 --> 00:22:21,717 I'm sure they wouldn't mind winning. 749 00:22:21,717 --> 00:22:21,758 If you want a shot at the Super Bowl, 750 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,635 If you want a shot at the Super Bowl, 751 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:23,677 not to mention all the bonuses, endorsements and perks, 752 00:22:23,677 --> 00:22:26,555 not to mention all the bonuses, endorsements and perks, 753 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:26,597 I suggest you keep your mouths shut. 754 00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,891 I suggest you keep your mouths shut. 755 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:31,393 (Sighs) Sorry, Drew. It was just a joke. 756 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,937 (Sighs) Sorry, Drew. It was just a joke. 757 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:35,439 Great game. Yeah, great game. 758 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:38,108 Great game. Yeah, great game. 759 00:22:38,108 --> 00:22:38,150 Drew! Phil Jansen, Channel 5 News. 760 00:22:38,150 --> 00:22:40,152 Drew! Phil Jansen, Channel 5 News. 761 00:22:40,152 --> 00:22:40,194 Do you think your performance tonight 762 00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,737 Do you think your performance tonight 763 00:22:41,737 --> 00:22:41,778 will put to bed any rumours... 764 00:22:41,778 --> 00:22:43,238 will put to bed any rumours... 765 00:22:50,621 --> 00:22:50,662 I like the minimalist direction your work's taking. 766 00:22:50,662 --> 00:22:53,415 I like the minimalist direction your work's taking. 767 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:54,499 Luckily, you're not an art critic. 768 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:56,210 Luckily, you're not an art critic. 769 00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:56,251 It's the seating chart for our wedding dinner. 770 00:22:56,251 --> 00:22:59,546 It's the seating chart for our wedding dinner. 771 00:22:59,546 --> 00:22:59,588 Oh... 772 00:22:59,588 --> 00:23:02,132 Oh... 773 00:23:02,132 --> 00:23:02,174 Homo, lesbian, homo, lesbian, homo, lesbian. 774 00:23:02,174 --> 00:23:06,803 Homo, lesbian, homo, lesbian, homo, lesbian. 775 00:23:08,263 --> 00:23:08,305 I hope Mel and Linz don't leave town before the wedding. 776 00:23:08,305 --> 00:23:11,350 I hope Mel and Linz don't leave town before the wedding. 777 00:23:11,350 --> 00:23:11,391 It will fuck up my entire seating arrangement. 778 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,060 It will fuck up my entire seating arrangement. 779 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:14,436 Something tells me they're not going anywhere. 780 00:23:14,436 --> 00:23:16,522 Something tells me they're not going anywhere. 781 00:23:19,566 --> 00:23:19,608 Pope Michael is never gonna give his blessing. 782 00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:23,820 Pope Michael is never gonna give his blessing. 783 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:23,862 I'd hate not seeing them. 784 00:23:23,862 --> 00:23:25,781 I'd hate not seeing them. 785 00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:25,822 Or the kids, especially Gus. 786 00:23:25,822 --> 00:23:28,700 Or the kids, especially Gus. 787 00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:30,202 I was there the night he was born. I even named him. 788 00:23:30,202 --> 00:23:32,746 I was there the night he was born. I even named him. 789 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:32,788 I forgot about that. 790 00:23:32,788 --> 00:23:34,373 I forgot about that. 791 00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:34,414 I'm not surprised. You were stoned out of your mind. 792 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:37,167 I'm not surprised. You were stoned out of your mind. 793 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:40,170 And yet I have a vivid memory of the subsequent events. 794 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:43,006 And yet I have a vivid memory of the subsequent events. 795 00:23:43,006 --> 00:23:43,048 I'm sure you do. 796 00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,008 I'm sure you do. 797 00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:49,972 What the fuck. 798 00:23:49,972 --> 00:23:51,473 What the fuck. 799 00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:54,017 It's their lives. 800 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:55,519 It's their lives. 801 00:23:56,812 --> 00:23:56,854 It's their decision. 802 00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:58,438 It's their decision. 803 00:23:59,481 --> 00:23:59,523 You know, you amaze me. 804 00:23:59,523 --> 00:24:01,108 You know, you amaze me. 805 00:24:01,108 --> 00:24:01,149 He's your son and you're acting like you don't give a shit. 806 00:24:01,149 --> 00:24:03,527 He's your son and you're acting like you don't give a shit. 807 00:24:04,570 --> 00:24:04,611 They're his parents, not me. 808 00:24:04,611 --> 00:24:06,530 They're his parents, not me. 809 00:24:07,823 --> 00:24:07,865 I'm just... An uncredited guest appearance. 810 00:24:07,865 --> 00:24:10,242 I'm just... An uncredited guest appearance. 811 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:10,284 I know. 812 00:24:10,284 --> 00:24:11,827 I know. 813 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:11,869 You should give yourself more credit. 814 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,662 You should give yourself more credit. 815 00:24:14,746 --> 00:24:14,788 I see how you are when you're with him - 816 00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:16,665 I see how you are when you're with him - 817 00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:16,707 it's like nobody else on earth exists. 818 00:24:16,707 --> 00:24:18,876 it's like nobody else on earth exists. 819 00:24:18,876 --> 00:24:18,917 And when he looks at you... 820 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:20,460 And when he looks at you... 821 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:20,502 You know, I don't think you should seat your mom's boyfriend 822 00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,380 You know, I don't think you should seat your mom's boyfriend 823 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:23,422 next to Debbie unless you're trying to scare him away. 824 00:24:23,422 --> 00:24:26,175 next to Debbie unless you're trying to scare him away. 825 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:27,301 Will you listen to me? Are you listening? 826 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:30,053 Will you listen to me? Are you listening? 827 00:24:30,053 --> 00:24:30,095 Yeah, I'm listening. 828 00:24:30,095 --> 00:24:31,555 Yeah, I'm listening. 829 00:24:32,639 --> 00:24:32,681 You're not your father. You love your son. 830 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,933 You're not your father. You love your son. 831 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:36,602 Now, what's it gonna take for you to admit it? Another bomb? 832 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:39,021 Now, what's it gonna take for you to admit it? Another bomb? 833 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:46,403 I'm gonna go take a shower. 834 00:24:46,403 --> 00:24:47,946 I'm gonna go take a shower. 835 00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:52,034 You know what they say about bags left unattended. 836 00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:54,745 You know what they say about bags left unattended. 837 00:24:54,745 --> 00:24:54,786 Well, I thought they were gonna blow up the fucking diner. 838 00:24:54,786 --> 00:24:57,164 Well, I thought they were gonna blow up the fucking diner. 839 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:57,206 Shows how paranoid you can get. 840 00:24:57,206 --> 00:24:58,874 Shows how paranoid you can get. 841 00:24:58,874 --> 00:24:58,916 Any more ziti for anyone? Michael? 842 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,876 Any more ziti for anyone? Michael? 843 00:25:00,876 --> 00:25:00,918 No, thanks. 844 00:25:00,918 --> 00:25:02,461 No, thanks. 845 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:02,503 You did the right thing, sweetheart. 846 00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,046 You did the right thing, sweetheart. 847 00:25:04,046 --> 00:25:04,087 Until we catch whoever planted that bomb, you can't be too careful. 848 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:08,091 Until we catch whoever planted that bomb, you can't be too careful. 849 00:25:08,091 --> 00:25:08,133 It's no wonder Mel and Linz wanna move away. 850 00:25:08,133 --> 00:25:09,968 It's no wonder Mel and Linz wanna move away. 851 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:10,010 Well, I don't care what the reason is. 852 00:25:10,010 --> 00:25:11,720 Well, I don't care what the reason is. 853 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:11,762 You don't split up family. 854 00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:13,263 You don't split up family. 855 00:25:13,263 --> 00:25:13,305 That's all there is to that, period. 856 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,765 That's all there is to that, period. 857 00:25:15,807 --> 00:25:15,849 Hey. We don't grab in this house. 858 00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:18,644 Hey. We don't grab in this house. 859 00:25:19,770 --> 00:25:19,811 We stand up, bend over and reach. 860 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:23,273 We stand up, bend over and reach. 861 00:25:25,901 --> 00:25:25,943 You're saying you think it's OK if they take JR? 862 00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:28,278 You're saying you think it's OK if they take JR? 863 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:28,320 No, no, but considering what's going on in this country... 864 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:32,366 No, no, but considering what's going on in this country... 865 00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:32,407 At the risk of sounding unpopular, it's not that bad. 866 00:25:32,407 --> 00:25:37,287 At the risk of sounding unpopular, it's not that bad. 867 00:25:37,287 --> 00:25:37,329 Yeah, for you. You're not gay. 868 00:25:37,329 --> 00:25:39,164 Yeah, for you. You're not gay. 869 00:25:39,164 --> 00:25:39,206 Well, I don't see where you guys got such a raw deal either. 870 00:25:39,206 --> 00:25:43,544 Well, I don't see where you guys got such a raw deal either. 871 00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:43,585 Well, tell that to the families of the people who were killed. 872 00:25:43,585 --> 00:25:47,214 Well, tell that to the families of the people who were killed. 873 00:25:47,214 --> 00:25:47,256 If Michael hadn't been so lucky, I'm sure you'd feel different. 874 00:25:47,256 --> 00:25:49,508 If Michael hadn't been so lucky, I'm sure you'd feel different. 875 00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:49,550 I'm not saying you don't have a reason to be concerned. 876 00:25:49,550 --> 00:25:51,802 I'm not saying you don't have a reason to be concerned. 877 00:25:51,802 --> 00:25:51,844 If I was gay and I had kids, I'd be worried too. 878 00:25:51,844 --> 00:25:55,305 If I was gay and I had kids, I'd be worried too. 879 00:25:55,305 --> 00:25:55,347 But you gotta have faith. 880 00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:57,474 But you gotta have faith. 881 00:25:57,474 --> 00:25:57,516 The wind changes, tide turns. 882 00:25:57,516 --> 00:26:00,727 The wind changes, tide turns. 883 00:26:00,727 --> 00:26:00,769 While you're waiting for the wind and the tide, 884 00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,813 While you're waiting for the wind and the tide, 885 00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:02,855 I say you've gotta stand up for yourself. 886 00:26:02,855 --> 00:26:04,481 I say you've gotta stand up for yourself. 887 00:26:04,481 --> 00:26:04,523 Like Drew did. That was totally awesome. 888 00:26:04,523 --> 00:26:06,358 Like Drew did. That was totally awesome. 889 00:26:06,358 --> 00:26:06,400 Well, if it was so totally awesome, maybe you could take a lesson. 890 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,069 Well, if it was so totally awesome, maybe you could take a lesson. 891 00:26:09,069 --> 00:26:09,111 Too skinny to play football. 892 00:26:09,111 --> 00:26:10,654 Too skinny to play football. 893 00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:10,696 You know what I mean. 894 00:26:10,696 --> 00:26:12,155 You know what I mean. 895 00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:13,282 Carl, honey, there's a chicken breast right here with your name on it. 896 00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:15,909 Carl, honey, there's a chicken breast right here with your name on it. 897 00:26:18,787 --> 00:26:18,829 Baby, are you alright? 898 00:26:18,829 --> 00:26:20,664 Baby, are you alright? 899 00:26:20,664 --> 00:26:20,706 You're awful quiet, sweetheart. 900 00:26:20,706 --> 00:26:22,875 You're awful quiet, sweetheart. 901 00:26:22,875 --> 00:26:22,916 If you're tired, why don't you go upstairs and lie down? 902 00:26:22,916 --> 00:26:25,127 If you're tired, why don't you go upstairs and lie down? 903 00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:25,169 It's OK, Mom. I'm fine. 904 00:26:25,169 --> 00:26:28,172 It's OK, Mom. I'm fine. 905 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:31,675 OK. Who's ready for ice-cream? 906 00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,677 OK. Who's ready for ice-cream? 907 00:26:37,681 --> 00:26:37,723 Remember that critic from 'Art Forum', 908 00:26:37,723 --> 00:26:39,892 Remember that critic from 'Art Forum', 909 00:26:39,892 --> 00:26:39,933 the one you thought was that other 'C' word? 910 00:26:39,933 --> 00:26:42,728 the one you thought was that other 'C' word? 911 00:26:42,728 --> 00:26:42,769 Simon what's-his-name. 912 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,313 Simon what's-his-name. 913 00:26:44,313 --> 00:26:44,354 He wrote an entire article about you. 914 00:26:44,354 --> 00:26:46,273 He wrote an entire article about you. 915 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:49,109 So? 916 00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:50,611 So? 917 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:50,652 Well, so, do you realise how much buzz this has created? 918 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,739 Well, so, do you realise how much buzz this has created? 919 00:26:53,739 --> 00:26:53,780 I mean, I'm already getting calls from galleries, collectors... 920 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:56,074 I mean, I'm already getting calls from galleries, collectors... 921 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:56,116 That's nice. 922 00:26:56,116 --> 00:26:57,576 That's nice. 923 00:26:58,827 --> 00:26:58,869 'Nice'. 924 00:26:58,869 --> 00:27:00,370 'Nice'. 925 00:27:01,455 --> 00:27:01,496 Artists work for years - their entire lives - 926 00:27:01,496 --> 00:27:03,957 Artists work for years - their entire lives - 927 00:27:03,957 --> 00:27:03,999 and never get this kind of attention. 928 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:05,542 and never get this kind of attention. 929 00:27:05,542 --> 00:27:05,584 The critics are raving about you, 930 00:27:05,584 --> 00:27:07,753 The critics are raving about you, 931 00:27:07,753 --> 00:27:07,794 people want to buy your work. 932 00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,630 people want to buy your work. 933 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:09,671 Great. You can sell it to them. 934 00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:13,091 Great. You can sell it to them. 935 00:27:13,091 --> 00:27:13,133 Well, that's true, I could. 936 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:15,260 Well, that's true, I could. 937 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:15,302 But this is a chance for you to move up. 938 00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:18,180 But this is a chance for you to move up. 939 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:18,222 Take the next step. 940 00:27:18,222 --> 00:27:19,848 Take the next step. 941 00:27:19,848 --> 00:27:19,890 Where? 942 00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,767 Where? 943 00:27:21,767 --> 00:27:21,808 New York. (Laughs) 944 00:27:21,808 --> 00:27:23,769 New York. (Laughs) 945 00:27:23,769 --> 00:27:23,810 No, I'm serious. It's the centre of the art world. 946 00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,146 No, I'm serious. It's the centre of the art world. 947 00:27:26,146 --> 00:27:26,188 I know - if I can make it there, I could make it anywhere. 948 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:29,316 I know - if I can make it there, I could make it anywhere. 949 00:27:29,316 --> 00:27:29,358 You've practically made it already. All you have to do now is show up. 950 00:27:29,358 --> 00:27:32,194 You've practically made it already. All you have to do now is show up. 951 00:27:32,194 --> 00:27:32,236 I can paint in Pittsburgh. 952 00:27:32,236 --> 00:27:33,987 I can paint in Pittsburgh. 953 00:27:35,572 --> 00:27:35,614 You think Warhol would've become Warhol if he'd stayed here? 954 00:27:35,614 --> 00:27:38,951 You think Warhol would've become Warhol if he'd stayed here? 955 00:27:38,951 --> 00:27:38,992 If it's so important, why didn't you go? 956 00:27:38,992 --> 00:27:41,203 If it's so important, why didn't you go? 957 00:27:41,203 --> 00:27:41,245 Because I didn't have your talent. 958 00:27:41,245 --> 00:27:43,997 Because I didn't have your talent. 959 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:44,039 (Sighs) I know how much this means to you, 960 00:27:44,039 --> 00:27:47,543 (Sighs) I know how much this means to you, 961 00:27:47,543 --> 00:27:47,584 how much you believe in me - you always have - 962 00:27:47,584 --> 00:27:50,128 how much you believe in me - you always have - 963 00:27:50,128 --> 00:27:50,170 but New York isn't my opportunity of a lifetime. 964 00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:53,465 but New York isn't my opportunity of a lifetime. 965 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:54,550 Brian is. 966 00:27:54,550 --> 00:27:56,176 Brian is. 967 00:28:01,223 --> 00:28:01,265 HEAVY TECHNO MUSIC PULSES 968 00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:04,560 HEAVY TECHNO MUSIC PULSES 969 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:34,506 Feel the thump-a, thump-a? 970 00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,466 Feel the thump-a, thump-a? 971 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:36,508 Yeah! 972 00:28:36,508 --> 00:28:38,302 Yeah! 973 00:28:38,302 --> 00:28:38,343 What's the thump-a, thump-a? 974 00:28:38,343 --> 00:28:40,179 What's the thump-a, thump-a? 975 00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:40,220 You know, it's the gay pulse that keeps on beating no matter what. 976 00:28:40,220 --> 00:28:46,185 You know, it's the gay pulse that keeps on beating no matter what. 977 00:28:48,145 --> 00:28:48,187 I can feel it. 978 00:28:48,187 --> 00:28:49,730 I can feel it. 979 00:28:49,730 --> 00:28:49,771 Yeah - so can I. 980 00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:52,191 Yeah - so can I. 981 00:29:08,957 --> 00:29:08,999 It can be disconcerting at first, being the object of desire, 982 00:29:08,999 --> 00:29:12,669 It can be disconcerting at first, being the object of desire, 983 00:29:12,669 --> 00:29:12,711 but you'll get used to it. 984 00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,755 but you'll get used to it. 985 00:29:15,756 --> 00:29:15,797 I did. 986 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:17,299 I did. 987 00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:18,383 How about a drink? 988 00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,927 How about a drink? 989 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:19,968 Oooh, Cosmo, please! 990 00:29:19,968 --> 00:29:21,512 Oooh, Cosmo, please! 991 00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:21,553 A girly drink? Have something that puts hair on your chest. 992 00:29:21,553 --> 00:29:25,516 A girly drink? Have something that puts hair on your chest. 993 00:29:25,516 --> 00:29:25,557 Why? I'll just have to shave it. 994 00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:27,434 Why? I'll just have to shave it. 995 00:29:47,329 --> 00:29:47,371 It's Romeo and Juliet. 996 00:29:47,371 --> 00:29:49,164 It's Romeo and Juliet. 997 00:29:49,164 --> 00:29:49,206 (Snorts) Who gets to be Romeo and who gets to be Juliet? 998 00:29:49,206 --> 00:29:53,585 (Snorts) Who gets to be Romeo and who gets to be Juliet? 999 00:29:53,585 --> 00:29:53,627 You can take turns being Juliet. 1000 00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,170 You can take turns being Juliet. 1001 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:55,212 Are you here alone? I'm with my Drewsie. 1002 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:57,756 Are you here alone? I'm with my Drewsie. 1003 00:29:57,756 --> 00:29:57,798 His team won today, thanks to his divine touchdown. 1004 00:29:57,798 --> 00:30:01,927 His team won today, thanks to his divine touchdown. 1005 00:30:01,927 --> 00:30:01,969 I love how you've adapted your inimitable style 1006 00:30:01,969 --> 00:30:03,971 I love how you've adapted your inimitable style 1007 00:30:03,971 --> 00:30:04,012 to the manly game of football. 1008 00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:05,514 to the manly game of football. 1009 00:30:05,514 --> 00:30:05,556 So, you're here celebrating? 1010 00:30:05,556 --> 00:30:07,099 So, you're here celebrating? 1011 00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:07,140 Yeah. 1012 00:30:07,140 --> 00:30:08,809 Yeah. 1013 00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:08,851 It's his first time in a gay club, 1014 00:30:08,851 --> 00:30:10,519 It's his first time in a gay club, 1015 00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:10,561 so he's feeling a little intimidated, the poor baby. 1016 00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:13,021 so he's feeling a little intimidated, the poor baby. 1017 00:30:16,441 --> 00:30:16,483 Know what? I'd better go save my lost lamb from the wolves. 1018 00:30:16,483 --> 00:30:19,194 Know what? I'd better go save my lost lamb from the wolves. 1019 00:30:19,194 --> 00:30:19,236 Ta! 1020 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,279 Ta! 1021 00:30:20,279 --> 00:30:20,320 Ta! 1022 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:21,780 Ta! 1023 00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:23,198 Em's great, isn't he? 1024 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:24,741 Em's great, isn't he? 1025 00:30:24,741 --> 00:30:24,783 He's quite a character. 1026 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,827 He's quite a character. 1027 00:30:26,827 --> 00:30:26,869 Yes, his flame burns bright, but don't let that fool you. 1028 00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:30,747 Yes, his flame burns bright, but don't let that fool you. 1029 00:30:30,747 --> 00:30:30,789 If it weren't for him... 1030 00:30:30,789 --> 00:30:32,541 If it weren't for him... 1031 00:30:35,961 --> 00:30:36,003 ..I wouldn't be here with you tonight. 1032 00:30:36,003 --> 00:30:37,588 ..I wouldn't be here with you tonight. 1033 00:30:37,588 --> 00:30:37,629 I'd like to get to know him. 1034 00:30:37,629 --> 00:30:39,631 I'd like to get to know him. 1035 00:30:39,631 --> 00:30:39,673 I'd like you to know all my friends. 1036 00:30:39,673 --> 00:30:41,592 I'd like you to know all my friends. 1037 00:30:41,592 --> 00:30:41,633 Michael, Ben...even Brian. 1038 00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:45,053 Michael, Ben...even Brian. 1039 00:30:45,053 --> 00:30:45,095 Oh, and you will. They'll all be at my birthday bash. 1040 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:47,764 Oh, and you will. They'll all be at my birthday bash. 1041 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:47,806 Your birthday bash! 1042 00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:49,433 Your birthday bash! 1043 00:30:49,433 --> 00:30:49,474 I have to think of something totally amazing to get you. 1044 00:30:49,474 --> 00:30:51,768 I have to think of something totally amazing to get you. 1045 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:51,810 You already have. 1046 00:30:51,810 --> 00:30:53,520 You already have. 1047 00:31:44,655 --> 00:31:44,696 MICHAEL: I've been thinking a lot about what you've asked. 1048 00:31:44,696 --> 00:31:47,407 MICHAEL: I've been thinking a lot about what you've asked. 1049 00:31:47,407 --> 00:31:47,449 Um...in fact, I haven't thought about anything else. 1050 00:31:47,449 --> 00:31:51,620 Um...in fact, I haven't thought about anything else. 1051 00:31:52,871 --> 00:31:52,913 And so far I've come up with about a thousand good reasons 1052 00:31:52,913 --> 00:31:56,792 And so far I've come up with about a thousand good reasons 1053 00:31:56,792 --> 00:31:56,834 why moving to Canada is a lousy idea. 1054 00:31:56,834 --> 00:31:59,503 why moving to Canada is a lousy idea. 1055 00:32:00,546 --> 00:32:00,587 I'd be away from my daughter, 1056 00:32:00,587 --> 00:32:02,297 I'd be away from my daughter, 1057 00:32:02,297 --> 00:32:02,339 she'd be raised in another country, 1058 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,716 she'd be raised in another country, 1059 00:32:04,716 --> 00:32:04,758 we wouldn't be in each other's lives, 1060 00:32:04,758 --> 00:32:06,844 we wouldn't be in each other's lives, 1061 00:32:06,844 --> 00:32:06,885 so, all things being equal, 1062 00:32:06,885 --> 00:32:09,930 so, all things being equal, 1063 00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:09,972 there's just no way I can go along with it. 1064 00:32:09,972 --> 00:32:14,142 there's just no way I can go along with it. 1065 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:16,353 We figured as much. 1066 00:32:16,353 --> 00:32:17,855 We figured as much. 1067 00:32:19,565 --> 00:32:19,606 However... 1068 00:32:19,606 --> 00:32:21,149 However... 1069 00:32:24,111 --> 00:32:24,152 ..all things aren't equal. 1070 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:26,321 ..all things aren't equal. 1071 00:32:26,321 --> 00:32:26,363 At least, not here. Not for us. 1072 00:32:26,363 --> 00:32:29,533 At least, not here. Not for us. 1073 00:32:31,869 --> 00:32:31,910 And despite my personal objections... 1074 00:32:31,910 --> 00:32:34,371 And despite my personal objections... 1075 00:32:35,914 --> 00:32:35,956 ..if you wanna live in a place where Gus and JR will be safe... 1076 00:32:35,956 --> 00:32:39,793 ..if you wanna live in a place where Gus and JR will be safe... 1077 00:32:40,878 --> 00:32:40,919 ..where they accept and respect gay people, 1078 00:32:40,919 --> 00:32:43,505 ..where they accept and respect gay people, 1079 00:32:43,505 --> 00:32:43,547 where they'll have the same rights as everybody else... 1080 00:32:43,547 --> 00:32:46,341 where they'll have the same rights as everybody else... 1081 00:32:52,014 --> 00:32:52,055 ..then I give you my blessing. 1082 00:32:52,055 --> 00:32:53,807 ..then I give you my blessing. 1083 00:32:56,643 --> 00:32:56,685 Thank you, Michael. 1084 00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:58,395 Thank you, Michael. 1085 00:32:59,646 --> 00:32:59,688 Yes, Michael. 1086 00:32:59,688 --> 00:33:01,190 Yes, Michael. 1087 00:33:02,357 --> 00:33:02,399 Thank you for your blessing. 1088 00:33:02,399 --> 00:33:04,193 Thank you for your blessing. 1089 00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:08,447 If you wanna leave, I have no problem. 1090 00:33:08,447 --> 00:33:12,159 If you wanna leave, I have no problem. 1091 00:33:14,286 --> 00:33:14,328 You have my blessing too. 1092 00:33:14,328 --> 00:33:15,829 You have my blessing too. 1093 00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:19,374 But Gus stays here. 1094 00:33:19,374 --> 00:33:21,251 But Gus stays here. 1095 00:33:22,336 --> 00:33:22,377 What? Gus stays here. 1096 00:33:22,377 --> 00:33:25,047 What? Gus stays here. 1097 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:29,051 But we assumed... That I'd give you my consent. 1098 00:33:29,051 --> 00:33:31,637 But we assumed... That I'd give you my consent. 1099 00:33:33,347 --> 00:33:33,388 That I'd say, "Sure, take my son. Flee the country." 1100 00:33:33,388 --> 00:33:37,351 That I'd say, "Sure, take my son. Flee the country." 1101 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:39,561 That's not the kind of lesson I want you teaching him. 1102 00:33:39,561 --> 00:33:41,813 That's not the kind of lesson I want you teaching him. 1103 00:33:41,813 --> 00:33:41,855 To run away from a bully. 1104 00:33:41,855 --> 00:33:44,316 To run away from a bully. 1105 00:33:44,316 --> 00:33:44,358 Or to be afraid to stand up and fight. 1106 00:33:44,358 --> 00:33:46,485 Or to be afraid to stand up and fight. 1107 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:48,445 I have never run away from a bully. 1108 00:33:48,445 --> 00:33:50,989 I have never run away from a bully. 1109 00:33:52,616 --> 00:33:52,658 And I have fought for gay rights more than you have or ever will. 1110 00:33:52,658 --> 00:33:56,620 And I have fought for gay rights more than you have or ever will. 1111 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:56,662 But we have an infant and a little boy depending on us 1112 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:59,915 But we have an infant and a little boy depending on us 1113 00:33:59,915 --> 00:33:59,957 and their lives come first, 1114 00:33:59,957 --> 00:34:01,500 and their lives come first, 1115 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:01,542 so don't you dare accuse me of teaching your son the wrong lessons 1116 00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:04,628 so don't you dare accuse me of teaching your son the wrong lessons 1117 00:34:04,628 --> 00:34:04,670 when you haven't taught him a goddamn thing! 1118 00:34:04,670 --> 00:34:06,547 when you haven't taught him a goddamn thing! 1119 00:34:06,547 --> 00:34:06,588 Mel, please. 1120 00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:07,756 Mel, please. 1121 00:34:07,756 --> 00:34:07,798 Don't tell me 'please'. 1122 00:34:07,798 --> 00:34:09,258 Don't tell me 'please'. 1123 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:10,384 The...the winner four years in a row of the disinterested dad award 1124 00:34:10,384 --> 00:34:13,804 The...the winner four years in a row of the disinterested dad award 1125 00:34:13,804 --> 00:34:13,846 suddenly decides he cares about his son so we can't leave. 1126 00:34:13,846 --> 00:34:16,723 suddenly decides he cares about his son so we can't leave. 1127 00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:16,765 We asked for their blessing, 1128 00:34:16,765 --> 00:34:19,726 We asked for their blessing, 1129 00:34:19,726 --> 00:34:19,768 and he has a right not to give it. 1130 00:34:19,768 --> 00:34:22,104 and he has a right not to give it. 1131 00:34:30,904 --> 00:34:30,946 Well, how's my favourite stud muffin - 1132 00:34:30,946 --> 00:34:32,906 Well, how's my favourite stud muffin - 1133 00:34:32,906 --> 00:34:32,948 except for Carl Horvath, of course? 1134 00:34:32,948 --> 00:34:34,867 except for Carl Horvath, of course? 1135 00:34:35,993 --> 00:34:36,034 Yeah, hold on. 1136 00:34:36,034 --> 00:34:37,536 Yeah, hold on. 1137 00:34:45,627 --> 00:34:45,669 Um...he's not here right now. 1138 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:48,672 Um...he's not here right now. 1139 00:34:48,672 --> 00:34:48,714 When will he be back? 1140 00:34:48,714 --> 00:34:50,215 When will he be back? 1141 00:34:55,512 --> 00:34:55,554 (Whispers) What the fuck's that supposed to be? 1142 00:34:55,554 --> 00:34:57,181 (Whispers) What the fuck's that supposed to be? 1143 00:34:57,181 --> 00:34:57,222 Busy! 1144 00:34:57,222 --> 00:34:58,307 Busy! 1145 00:35:00,726 --> 00:35:00,767 He's busy. Yeah, very busy. 1146 00:35:00,767 --> 00:35:03,478 He's busy. Yeah, very busy. 1147 00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:05,522 He'll...call...you. 1148 00:35:05,522 --> 00:35:08,650 He'll...call...you. 1149 00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:10,485 Bye-bye. 1150 00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:11,987 Bye-bye. 1151 00:35:13,655 --> 00:35:13,697 If I wanted to be a fucking interpreter, I'd work at the UN! 1152 00:35:13,697 --> 00:35:16,450 If I wanted to be a fucking interpreter, I'd work at the UN! 1153 00:35:16,450 --> 00:35:16,491 Well, I'm sorry to put you through that, Deb, 1154 00:35:16,491 --> 00:35:18,660 Well, I'm sorry to put you through that, Deb, 1155 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:18,702 but I have no intention of speaking to Mr Boyd 1156 00:35:18,702 --> 00:35:21,079 but I have no intention of speaking to Mr Boyd 1157 00:35:21,079 --> 00:35:21,121 after that disgusting display. 1158 00:35:21,121 --> 00:35:22,664 after that disgusting display. 1159 00:35:22,664 --> 00:35:22,706 Well, then, dump these for me, will you? 1160 00:35:22,706 --> 00:35:24,291 Well, then, dump these for me, will you? 1161 00:35:29,505 --> 00:35:29,546 And after I stuck by him. 1162 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:31,590 And after I stuck by him. 1163 00:35:31,590 --> 00:35:31,632 For Christ's sakes. Would you give the guy a break? 1164 00:35:31,632 --> 00:35:34,718 For Christ's sakes. Would you give the guy a break? 1165 00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:34,760 He's 17! 1166 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,512 He's 17! 1167 00:35:36,512 --> 00:35:36,553 I'll admit he looks amazing, but actually he's 33. 1168 00:35:36,553 --> 00:35:39,139 I'll admit he looks amazing, but actually he's 33. 1169 00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:39,181 Yeah, if you're counting chronologically, 1170 00:35:39,181 --> 00:35:41,475 Yeah, if you're counting chronologically, 1171 00:35:41,475 --> 00:35:41,517 but emotionally he's practically a baby. 1172 00:35:41,517 --> 00:35:43,477 but emotionally he's practically a baby. 1173 00:35:44,561 --> 00:35:44,603 He's a kid in a candy store. 1174 00:35:44,603 --> 00:35:46,188 He's a kid in a candy store. 1175 00:35:46,188 --> 00:35:46,230 He just wants to lick every peppermint stick 1176 00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:47,856 He just wants to lick every peppermint stick 1177 00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:47,898 he can get his hands on. 1178 00:35:47,898 --> 00:35:49,358 he can get his hands on. 1179 00:35:49,358 --> 00:35:49,399 Eventually he'll grow up, 1180 00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:51,151 Eventually he'll grow up, 1181 00:35:51,151 --> 00:35:51,193 but first he has to relive his adolescence. 1182 00:35:51,193 --> 00:35:53,946 but first he has to relive his adolescence. 1183 00:35:55,197 --> 00:35:55,239 So what am I supposed to do in the meantime? Twiddle my thumbs? 1184 00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:57,908 So what am I supposed to do in the meantime? Twiddle my thumbs? 1185 00:35:57,908 --> 00:35:57,950 Well, whatever you like. 1186 00:35:57,950 --> 00:35:59,618 Well, whatever you like. 1187 00:35:59,618 --> 00:35:59,660 But forgive him his youth. 1188 00:35:59,660 --> 00:36:02,204 But forgive him his youth. 1189 00:36:02,204 --> 00:36:02,246 Remember, you were once a gay young thing yourself. 1190 00:36:02,246 --> 00:36:05,958 Remember, you were once a gay young thing yourself. 1191 00:36:15,008 --> 00:36:15,050 Mel? I'm sorry I woke you. 1192 00:36:15,050 --> 00:36:18,011 Mel? I'm sorry I woke you. 1193 00:36:18,011 --> 00:36:18,053 No, you didn't. I couldn't sleep either. 1194 00:36:18,053 --> 00:36:20,889 No, you didn't. I couldn't sleep either. 1195 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:21,974 You want some tea and honey? 1196 00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:23,559 You want some tea and honey? 1197 00:36:23,559 --> 00:36:23,600 Oh, make mine arsenic. 1198 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,519 Oh, make mine arsenic. 1199 00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:25,561 It's not worth killing yourself over. 1200 00:36:25,561 --> 00:36:27,521 It's not worth killing yourself over. 1201 00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:27,563 Not for me! For him. 1202 00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:29,606 Not for me! For him. 1203 00:36:29,606 --> 00:36:29,648 Gus is his son too. 1204 00:36:29,648 --> 00:36:31,316 Gus is his son too. 1205 00:36:31,316 --> 00:36:31,358 What's this? 1206 00:36:31,358 --> 00:36:32,901 What's this? 1207 00:36:32,901 --> 00:36:32,943 Oh, it's a letter my grandfather wrote me when I got into law school. 1208 00:36:32,943 --> 00:36:37,406 Oh, it's a letter my grandfather wrote me when I got into law school. 1209 00:36:41,201 --> 00:36:41,243 (Reads) "My dearest Ruchel" - that's Yiddish for Rachel. 1210 00:36:41,243 --> 00:36:45,539 (Reads) "My dearest Ruchel" - that's Yiddish for Rachel. 1211 00:36:45,539 --> 00:36:45,581 He liked my middle name. 1212 00:36:45,581 --> 00:36:47,291 He liked my middle name. 1213 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:49,334 "You have no idea how proud I am. 1214 00:36:49,334 --> 00:36:51,837 "You have no idea how proud I am. 1215 00:36:51,837 --> 00:36:51,879 "To think that one day my granddaughter 1216 00:36:51,879 --> 00:36:54,590 "To think that one day my granddaughter 1217 00:36:54,590 --> 00:36:54,631 "will be the first Jewish woman Supreme Court justice." 1218 00:36:54,631 --> 00:36:57,885 "will be the first Jewish woman Supreme Court justice." 1219 00:36:59,136 --> 00:36:59,178 Zayde always dreamed a bit. 1220 00:36:59,178 --> 00:37:01,138 Zayde always dreamed a bit. 1221 00:37:01,138 --> 00:37:01,180 "I hope you know how lucky you are 1222 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:04,266 "I hope you know how lucky you are 1223 00:37:04,266 --> 00:37:04,308 "to live in a country where everyone has the same right to live his life 1224 00:37:04,308 --> 00:37:08,437 "to live in a country where everyone has the same right to live his life 1225 00:37:08,437 --> 00:37:08,478 "free of intolerance and oppression. 1226 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:10,814 "free of intolerance and oppression. 1227 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:12,941 "That's why I came here so many years ago. 1228 00:37:12,941 --> 00:37:15,277 "That's why I came here so many years ago. 1229 00:37:16,862 --> 00:37:16,904 "Be grateful you're an American." 1230 00:37:16,904 --> 00:37:19,615 "Be grateful you're an American." 1231 00:37:23,285 --> 00:37:23,327 I wonder what he'd say if he knew what was going on now. 1232 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:26,246 I wonder what he'd say if he knew what was going on now. 1233 00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:28,874 (Reads) "The HPS Sentinel system will not only give you peace of mind, 1234 00:37:28,874 --> 00:37:32,377 (Reads) "The HPS Sentinel system will not only give you peace of mind, 1235 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:32,419 "it will also lower your home-owner's insurance 1236 00:37:32,419 --> 00:37:34,338 "it will also lower your home-owner's insurance 1237 00:37:34,338 --> 00:37:34,379 "and improve the value of your house." 1238 00:37:34,379 --> 00:37:36,256 "and improve the value of your house." 1239 00:37:36,256 --> 00:37:36,298 What are you looking at that for? 1240 00:37:36,298 --> 00:37:37,883 What are you looking at that for? 1241 00:37:37,883 --> 00:37:37,925 Well, I just thought it'd be worth considering. You know, just in case. 1242 00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:40,594 Well, I just thought it'd be worth considering. You know, just in case. 1243 00:37:40,594 --> 00:37:40,636 Oh, you've got me to protect you. 1244 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:43,222 Oh, you've got me to protect you. 1245 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:44,681 Oh, why, Mr Kent, you really are Superman. 1246 00:37:44,681 --> 00:37:48,101 Oh, why, Mr Kent, you really are Superman. 1247 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:48,143 Uh-huh. 1248 00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:49,645 Uh-huh. 1249 00:37:49,645 --> 00:37:49,686 Later! 1250 00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,313 Later! 1251 00:37:51,313 --> 00:37:51,355 Whoa, whoa, pal. No breakfast? 1252 00:37:51,355 --> 00:37:53,398 Whoa, whoa, pal. No breakfast? 1253 00:37:53,398 --> 00:37:53,440 Can't. Late. You're working the morning shift? 1254 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,817 Can't. Late. You're working the morning shift? 1255 00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:55,859 Nope. 1256 00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:57,027 Nope. 1257 00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:57,069 If your grandmother-general's not gonna court marshal you, 1258 00:37:57,069 --> 00:37:58,862 If your grandmother-general's not gonna court marshal you, 1259 00:37:58,862 --> 00:37:58,904 what's the rush? 1260 00:37:58,904 --> 00:38:00,405 what's the rush? 1261 00:38:00,405 --> 00:38:00,447 School. 1262 00:38:00,447 --> 00:38:01,949 School. 1263 00:38:01,949 --> 00:38:01,990 Are you serious? 1264 00:38:01,990 --> 00:38:03,700 Are you serious? 1265 00:38:03,700 --> 00:38:03,742 Dude, if one expects to achieve greatness, 1266 00:38:03,742 --> 00:38:06,578 Dude, if one expects to achieve greatness, 1267 00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:06,620 it won't be by cleaning the crapper at the Liberty Diner. 1268 00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:08,830 it won't be by cleaning the crapper at the Liberty Diner. 1269 00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:08,872 A profound observation. 1270 00:38:08,872 --> 00:38:10,624 A profound observation. 1271 00:38:10,624 --> 00:38:10,666 I admire your ambition, but you've missed a lot of classes. 1272 00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:14,294 I admire your ambition, but you've missed a lot of classes. 1273 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:14,336 Then you'd better start boning up. 1274 00:38:14,336 --> 00:38:16,004 Then you'd better start boning up. 1275 00:38:17,172 --> 00:38:17,214 Since you'll be helping me. 1276 00:38:17,214 --> 00:38:19,007 Since you'll be helping me. 1277 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:19,049 Hey! 1278 00:38:19,049 --> 00:38:20,175 Hey! 1279 00:38:24,763 --> 00:38:24,805 Don't let the kids at school get to you. 1280 00:38:24,805 --> 00:38:27,140 Don't let the kids at school get to you. 1281 00:38:28,225 --> 00:38:28,267 If a pussy like Drew Boyd can deal with it, so can I. 1282 00:38:28,267 --> 00:38:30,894 If a pussy like Drew Boyd can deal with it, so can I. 1283 00:38:32,563 --> 00:38:32,604 Smart-ass! 1284 00:38:32,604 --> 00:38:33,897 Smart-ass! 1285 00:38:46,159 --> 00:38:46,201 When did he learn to throw like that? 1286 00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:48,412 When did he learn to throw like that? 1287 00:38:48,412 --> 00:38:48,453 About six months ago. 1288 00:38:48,453 --> 00:38:50,497 About six months ago. 1289 00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:54,418 I must've been working. 1290 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:55,919 I must've been working. 1291 00:38:57,087 --> 00:38:57,129 Or something. 1292 00:38:57,129 --> 00:38:59,089 Or something. 1293 00:38:59,089 --> 00:38:59,131 Well, all that's about to change. 1294 00:38:59,131 --> 00:39:01,675 Well, all that's about to change. 1295 00:39:03,927 --> 00:39:03,969 No more Babylon. No more late nights. 1296 00:39:03,969 --> 00:39:07,431 No more Babylon. No more late nights. 1297 00:39:09,057 --> 00:39:09,099 Just the quiet life of a happily married man. 1298 00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:12,394 Just the quiet life of a happily married man. 1299 00:39:15,147 --> 00:39:15,189 Doesn't sound like the "I don't care what those 1300 00:39:15,189 --> 00:39:18,483 Doesn't sound like the "I don't care what those 1301 00:39:18,483 --> 00:39:18,525 "self-loathing hypocritical fags think. 1302 00:39:18,525 --> 00:39:21,153 "self-loathing hypocritical fags think. 1303 00:39:21,153 --> 00:39:21,195 "It's my life and I'll fuck whoever I want" 1304 00:39:21,195 --> 00:39:23,906 "It's my life and I'll fuck whoever I want" 1305 00:39:23,906 --> 00:39:23,947 Brian Kinney I know and love. 1306 00:39:23,947 --> 00:39:27,034 Brian Kinney I know and love. 1307 00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:31,038 It's kind of like taming a horse. 1308 00:39:31,038 --> 00:39:33,123 It's kind of like taming a horse. 1309 00:39:35,292 --> 00:39:35,334 Well, let's hope I don't end up like Trigger. 1310 00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:37,669 Well, let's hope I don't end up like Trigger. 1311 00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:38,879 (Laughs) Oh, did you see this? 1312 00:39:38,879 --> 00:39:40,380 (Laughs) Oh, did you see this? 1313 00:39:42,007 --> 00:39:42,049 Justin's probably too modest to show you. 1314 00:39:42,049 --> 00:39:44,051 Justin's probably too modest to show you. 1315 00:39:50,432 --> 00:39:50,474 That's pretty impressive. 1316 00:39:50,474 --> 00:39:52,059 That's pretty impressive. 1317 00:39:54,311 --> 00:39:54,353 He says the house you bought is pretty impressive too. 1318 00:39:54,353 --> 00:39:58,815 He says the house you bought is pretty impressive too. 1319 00:39:59,900 --> 00:39:59,942 A swimming pool, stables... 1320 00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,444 A swimming pool, stables... 1321 00:40:03,904 --> 00:40:03,946 He's gonna have a fucking fabulous time 1322 00:40:03,946 --> 00:40:06,031 He's gonna have a fucking fabulous time 1323 00:40:06,031 --> 00:40:06,073 when he comes to visit his old man. 1324 00:40:06,073 --> 00:40:07,783 when he comes to visit his old man. 1325 00:40:07,783 --> 00:40:07,824 He could still have a fabulous time when he visits his old man 1326 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:12,287 He could still have a fabulous time when he visits his old man 1327 00:40:12,287 --> 00:40:12,329 during the summer. 1328 00:40:12,329 --> 00:40:13,789 during the summer. 1329 00:40:17,501 --> 00:40:17,543 Your keeping us here isn't gonna make up for lost opportunities. 1330 00:40:17,543 --> 00:40:23,757 Your keeping us here isn't gonna make up for lost opportunities. 1331 00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:29,054 I want another chance. 1332 00:40:29,054 --> 00:40:31,390 I want another chance. 1333 00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:32,599 I want him to know who I am. 1334 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:34,977 I want him to know who I am. 1335 00:40:34,977 --> 00:40:35,018 He will. 1336 00:40:35,018 --> 00:40:37,729 He will. 1337 00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:41,859 I don't want him to forget me. 1338 00:40:41,859 --> 00:40:43,694 I don't want him to forget me. 1339 00:40:43,694 --> 00:40:43,735 He won't. We'll make sure of that. 1340 00:40:43,735 --> 00:40:46,071 He won't. We'll make sure of that. 1341 00:40:51,785 --> 00:40:51,827 He's not the only one I'm gonna be losing. 1342 00:40:51,827 --> 00:40:53,912 He's not the only one I'm gonna be losing. 1343 00:40:57,833 --> 00:40:57,875 I don't want you to go, Wendy. 1344 00:40:57,875 --> 00:40:59,543 I don't want you to go, Wendy. 1345 00:41:00,919 --> 00:41:00,961 I have to, Peter. 1346 00:41:00,961 --> 00:41:02,671 I have to, Peter. 1347 00:41:13,932 --> 00:41:13,974 Indian food fit for a rajah. 1348 00:41:13,974 --> 00:41:16,351 Indian food fit for a rajah. 1349 00:41:16,351 --> 00:41:16,393 That was quick. 1350 00:41:16,393 --> 00:41:17,936 That was quick. 1351 00:41:17,936 --> 00:41:17,978 Well, there's the new take-out place - Curry in a Hurry. 1352 00:41:17,978 --> 00:41:22,024 Well, there's the new take-out place - Curry in a Hurry. 1353 00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:22,065 Your order's ready quicker than you can say 'chicken vindaloo'. 1354 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:25,444 Your order's ready quicker than you can say 'chicken vindaloo'. 1355 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:27,196 What you looking at? Nothing. 1356 00:41:27,196 --> 00:41:29,740 What you looking at? Nothing. 1357 00:41:29,740 --> 00:41:29,781 Come on, let me see. 1358 00:41:29,781 --> 00:41:32,659 Come on, let me see. 1359 00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:33,744 Let me see. Let... 1360 00:41:33,744 --> 00:41:35,245 Let me see. Let... 1361 00:41:41,210 --> 00:41:41,251 Come on, get down...and open. 1362 00:41:41,251 --> 00:41:44,379 Come on, get down...and open. 1363 00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:44,421 Mount Flame... 1364 00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:46,590 Mount Flame... 1365 00:41:46,590 --> 00:41:46,632 I'm taking you for your birthday. 1366 00:41:46,632 --> 00:41:48,258 I'm taking you for your birthday. 1367 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:50,135 It's a great ski week. 1368 00:41:50,135 --> 00:41:51,970 It's a great ski week. 1369 00:41:51,970 --> 00:41:52,012 You don't have to do that. 1370 00:41:52,012 --> 00:41:53,805 You don't have to do that. 1371 00:41:53,805 --> 00:41:53,847 I want you to have the best birthday ever. 1372 00:41:53,847 --> 00:41:56,225 I want you to have the best birthday ever. 1373 00:41:57,726 --> 00:41:57,768 You make it my best birthday. 1374 00:41:57,768 --> 00:41:59,770 You make it my best birthday. 1375 00:42:04,066 --> 00:42:04,107 Well, think of how much fun it'll be, shooshing down the slopes. 1376 00:42:04,107 --> 00:42:07,444 Well, think of how much fun it'll be, shooshing down the slopes. 1377 00:42:07,444 --> 00:42:07,486 Even though I don't ski. 1378 00:42:07,486 --> 00:42:09,238 Even though I don't ski. 1379 00:42:09,238 --> 00:42:09,279 Sipping hot toddies. 1380 00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:10,989 Sipping hot toddies. 1381 00:42:10,989 --> 00:42:11,031 Even though I don't drink. 1382 00:42:11,031 --> 00:42:12,950 Even though I don't drink. 1383 00:42:12,950 --> 00:42:12,991 Cuddling in front of the fire after we've made love. 1384 00:42:12,991 --> 00:42:15,160 Cuddling in front of the fire after we've made love. 1385 00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:16,245 Ah! That is something I do. 1386 00:42:16,245 --> 00:42:18,997 Ah! That is something I do. 1387 00:42:24,878 --> 00:42:24,920 When do we go? 1388 00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:26,713 When do we go? 1389 00:42:26,713 --> 00:42:26,755 A week from Friday. 1390 00:42:26,755 --> 00:42:28,298 A week from Friday. 1391 00:42:28,298 --> 00:42:28,340 A week from...oh, we can't! Why not? 1392 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:31,176 A week from...oh, we can't! Why not? 1393 00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:31,218 Well, that's the night of my birthday dinner, remember? 1394 00:42:31,218 --> 00:42:33,053 Well, that's the night of my birthday dinner, remember? 1395 00:42:33,053 --> 00:42:33,095 I didn't forget. I called the restaurant. 1396 00:42:33,095 --> 00:42:35,848 I didn't forget. I called the restaurant. 1397 00:42:38,058 --> 00:42:38,100 You can cancel it if you want. 1398 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:40,269 You can cancel it if you want. 1399 00:42:41,311 --> 00:42:41,353 You can even get your deposit back. 1400 00:42:41,353 --> 00:42:43,146 You can even get your deposit back. 1401 00:42:43,146 --> 00:42:43,188 Just ask for Rob. 1402 00:42:43,188 --> 00:42:46,441 Just ask for Rob. 1403 00:42:46,441 --> 00:42:46,483 I know, but I invited all my friends... 1404 00:42:46,483 --> 00:42:49,611 I know, but I invited all my friends... 1405 00:42:49,611 --> 00:42:49,653 Ted, you can see your friends any time. 1406 00:42:49,653 --> 00:42:51,780 Ted, you can see your friends any time. 1407 00:42:52,865 --> 00:42:52,906 This will be a chance for us to be alone together. 1408 00:42:52,906 --> 00:42:55,200 This will be a chance for us to be alone together. 1409 00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:55,242 I thought you'd like that. I would. 1410 00:42:55,242 --> 00:42:56,743 I thought you'd like that. I would. 1411 00:42:57,828 --> 00:42:57,870 So, what's the problem? 1412 00:42:57,870 --> 00:42:59,872 So, what's the problem? 1413 00:43:05,210 --> 00:43:05,252 You're right, there isn't any. 1414 00:43:05,252 --> 00:43:06,879 You're right, there isn't any. 1415 00:43:06,879 --> 00:43:06,920 Yeah? Yeah. 1416 00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,047 Yeah? Yeah. 1417 00:43:09,047 --> 00:43:09,089 This is going to be the most romantic weekend you have ever had. 1418 00:43:09,089 --> 00:43:13,760 This is going to be the most romantic weekend you have ever had. 1419 00:43:14,845 --> 00:43:14,887 Just you and me in our own little world. 1420 00:43:14,887 --> 00:43:17,055 Just you and me in our own little world. 1421 00:43:34,823 --> 00:43:34,865 I'm glad you finally called. 1422 00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:37,242 I'm glad you finally called. 1423 00:43:37,242 --> 00:43:37,284 Well, I was upset. 1424 00:43:37,284 --> 00:43:40,037 Well, I was upset. 1425 00:43:40,037 --> 00:43:40,078 Needed some time. 1426 00:43:40,078 --> 00:43:41,747 Needed some time. 1427 00:43:43,248 --> 00:43:43,290 I want you to know that guy at Popperz came onto me. 1428 00:43:43,290 --> 00:43:46,043 I want you to know that guy at Popperz came onto me. 1429 00:43:46,043 --> 00:43:46,084 You didn't exactly resist. 1430 00:43:46,084 --> 00:43:48,337 You didn't exactly resist. 1431 00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:49,671 Although I have to admit, he had a certain trashy appeal. 1432 00:43:49,671 --> 00:43:52,674 Although I have to admit, he had a certain trashy appeal. 1433 00:43:55,761 --> 00:43:55,802 Vodka rocks. 1434 00:43:55,802 --> 00:43:57,387 Vodka rocks. 1435 00:43:57,387 --> 00:43:57,429 Mmm, you'd better make his a Shirley Temple. He's underage. 1436 00:43:57,429 --> 00:44:00,641 Mmm, you'd better make his a Shirley Temple. He's underage. 1437 00:44:01,892 --> 00:44:01,934 (Laughs) Under what age? 1438 00:44:01,934 --> 00:44:04,228 (Laughs) Under what age? 1439 00:44:04,228 --> 00:44:04,269 The age where you've been there, done that. 1440 00:44:04,269 --> 00:44:07,940 The age where you've been there, done that. 1441 00:44:07,940 --> 00:44:07,981 And that and that. 1442 00:44:07,981 --> 00:44:11,026 And that and that. 1443 00:44:12,361 --> 00:44:12,402 As Deb once said to me 1444 00:44:12,402 --> 00:44:13,987 As Deb once said to me 1445 00:44:13,987 --> 00:44:14,029 "Em, you have been on more wieners than French's mustard." 1446 00:44:14,029 --> 00:44:17,199 "Em, you have been on more wieners than French's mustard." 1447 00:44:19,493 --> 00:44:19,535 But you...you've just been born. 1448 00:44:19,535 --> 00:44:23,121 But you...you've just been born. 1449 00:44:24,122 --> 00:44:24,164 You're not ready for boyfriendhood. 1450 00:44:24,164 --> 00:44:27,292 You're not ready for boyfriendhood. 1451 00:44:28,377 --> 00:44:28,418 You've got a whole world in front of you. 1452 00:44:28,418 --> 00:44:30,337 You've got a whole world in front of you. 1453 00:44:31,630 --> 00:44:31,672 I don't want to block the view. 1454 00:44:31,672 --> 00:44:33,423 I don't want to block the view. 1455 00:44:41,515 --> 00:44:41,557 Sorry. 1456 00:44:41,557 --> 00:44:43,058 Sorry. 1457 00:44:44,101 --> 00:44:44,142 Don't be. 1458 00:44:44,142 --> 00:44:45,686 Don't be. 1459 00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:45,727 As a presiding geezer, 1460 00:44:45,727 --> 00:44:47,271 As a presiding geezer, 1461 00:44:47,271 --> 00:44:47,312 let me say that this is your time to experience everything and everyone. 1462 00:44:47,312 --> 00:44:52,609 let me say that this is your time to experience everything and everyone. 1463 00:44:52,609 --> 00:44:52,651 To enjoy yourself. 1464 00:44:52,651 --> 00:44:54,194 To enjoy yourself. 1465 00:44:55,237 --> 00:44:55,279 Safely. 1466 00:44:55,279 --> 00:44:57,030 Safely. 1467 00:44:58,740 --> 00:44:58,782 One Shirley Temple. 1468 00:44:58,782 --> 00:45:01,285 One Shirley Temple. 1469 00:45:03,704 --> 00:45:03,745 What about us? 1470 00:45:03,745 --> 00:45:05,330 What about us? 1471 00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:08,709 Someday we'll get together and have a real drink. 1472 00:45:08,709 --> 00:45:12,671 Someday we'll get together and have a real drink. 1473 00:45:14,423 --> 00:45:14,464 When will that be? 1474 00:45:14,464 --> 00:45:16,383 When will that be? 1475 00:45:19,469 --> 00:45:19,511 Call me on your 21st birthday. 1476 00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:21,638 Call me on your 21st birthday. 1477 00:45:57,299 --> 00:45:57,341 You know, your idea of registering at Prada was genius, 1478 00:45:57,341 --> 00:46:00,761 You know, your idea of registering at Prada was genius, 1479 00:46:00,761 --> 00:46:00,802 but don't you think Pottery Barn would be a little bit more useful? 1480 00:46:00,802 --> 00:46:04,723 but don't you think Pottery Barn would be a little bit more useful? 1481 00:46:04,723 --> 00:46:04,765 (Laughs) Shoes, serving bowls, 1482 00:46:04,765 --> 00:46:08,936 (Laughs) Shoes, serving bowls, 1483 00:46:08,936 --> 00:46:08,977 shoes, blender... no, I don't think so. 1484 00:46:08,977 --> 00:46:10,812 shoes, blender... no, I don't think so. 1485 00:46:16,318 --> 00:46:16,360 (Reads) "Mr Taylor's large-scale canvas 1486 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:18,570 (Reads) "Mr Taylor's large-scale canvas 1487 00:46:18,570 --> 00:46:18,612 "combines the high-energy impulsiveness" - 1488 00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:20,697 "combines the high-energy impulsiveness" - 1489 00:46:20,697 --> 00:46:20,739 my, that's a mouthful - 1490 00:46:20,739 --> 00:46:22,282 my, that's a mouthful - 1491 00:46:22,282 --> 00:46:22,324 "of Pollock, plus the analytical painterliness" - 1492 00:46:22,324 --> 00:46:27,412 "of Pollock, plus the analytical painterliness" - 1493 00:46:27,412 --> 00:46:27,454 he likes big words - "of Johns." 1494 00:46:27,454 --> 00:46:30,541 he likes big words - "of Johns." 1495 00:46:30,541 --> 00:46:30,582 "But what makes his talent unique 1496 00:46:30,582 --> 00:46:32,835 "But what makes his talent unique 1497 00:46:32,835 --> 00:46:32,876 "is a quality that hasn't been seen in a long time." 1498 00:46:32,876 --> 00:46:36,088 "is a quality that hasn't been seen in a long time." 1499 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:37,840 "Sex appeal." 1500 00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:39,341 "Sex appeal." 1501 00:46:41,343 --> 00:46:41,385 "New York is waiting to be conquered." 1502 00:46:41,385 --> 00:46:44,555 "New York is waiting to be conquered." 1503 00:46:44,555 --> 00:46:44,596 That's some review, Mr Taylor. 1504 00:46:44,596 --> 00:46:47,140 That's some review, Mr Taylor. 1505 00:46:47,140 --> 00:46:47,182 I don't even know why Lindsay showed you that. 1506 00:46:47,182 --> 00:46:49,226 I don't even know why Lindsay showed you that. 1507 00:46:49,226 --> 00:46:49,268 Because you didn't. 1508 00:46:49,268 --> 00:46:50,727 Because you didn't. 1509 00:46:52,604 --> 00:46:52,646 Just because some art scene fairy - 1510 00:46:52,646 --> 00:46:54,606 Just because some art scene fairy - 1511 00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:54,648 who probably admired my ass a lot more than my work - 1512 00:46:54,648 --> 00:46:56,859 who probably admired my ass a lot more than my work - 1513 00:46:56,859 --> 00:46:56,900 decides to write a fawning review, 1514 00:46:56,900 --> 00:46:58,652 decides to write a fawning review, 1515 00:46:58,652 --> 00:46:58,694 doesn't mean I should pack my bags and grab the next Greyhound. 1516 00:46:58,694 --> 00:47:01,446 doesn't mean I should pack my bags and grab the next Greyhound. 1517 00:47:01,446 --> 00:47:01,488 He could've admired your ass without writing a fawning review. 1518 00:47:01,488 --> 00:47:04,908 He could've admired your ass without writing a fawning review. 1519 00:47:06,076 --> 00:47:06,118 And you have never been on a Greyhound in your life. 1520 00:47:06,118 --> 00:47:09,413 And you have never been on a Greyhound in your life. 1521 00:47:09,413 --> 00:47:09,454 No, but I have been to Hollywood. 1522 00:47:09,454 --> 00:47:11,957 No, but I have been to Hollywood. 1523 00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:13,000 They gushed too, remember? 1524 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,543 They gushed too, remember? 1525 00:47:14,543 --> 00:47:14,585 Made a bunch of bullshit promises. 1526 00:47:14,585 --> 00:47:16,211 Made a bunch of bullshit promises. 1527 00:47:16,211 --> 00:47:16,253 What makes you think New York could be any different? 1528 00:47:16,253 --> 00:47:18,213 What makes you think New York could be any different? 1529 00:47:22,467 --> 00:47:22,509 The only one who never broke a promise was you. 1530 00:47:22,509 --> 00:47:25,220 The only one who never broke a promise was you. 1531 00:47:35,314 --> 00:47:35,397 1532 00:47:35,397 --> 00:47:40,485 115067