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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,084 --> 00:00:01,126 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 2 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:04,129 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 3 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:25,400 # Cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,444 # Cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:36,370 --> 00:00:36,411 # Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,830 # Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:40,249 # Cue the pulse to begin 8 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:42,376 # Cue the pulse to begin 9 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:43,919 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 10 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:46,380 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 11 00:00:50,217 --> 00:00:50,259 (Groans softly) 12 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:51,844 (Groans softly) 13 00:00:51,844 --> 00:00:51,885 SONG: # Would you like to come inside?... # 14 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,179 SONG: # Would you like to come inside?... # 15 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:11,572 (Moans) 16 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,073 (Moans) 17 00:01:18,704 --> 00:01:18,745 # Would you like to come in now? 18 00:01:18,745 --> 00:01:20,622 # Would you like to come in now? 19 00:01:20,622 --> 00:01:20,664 (Men moan) 20 00:01:20,664 --> 00:01:22,666 (Men moan) 21 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:25,544 (Men moan) 22 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,630 (Men moan) 23 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:37,014 (Sighs) 24 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:38,515 (Sighs) 25 00:01:45,397 --> 00:01:45,439 Six down. 26 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,524 Six down. 27 00:01:47,524 --> 00:01:47,566 Very impressive. 28 00:01:47,566 --> 00:01:49,026 Very impressive. 29 00:01:54,740 --> 00:01:54,781 Six as well. It's a modest effort. 30 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,242 Six as well. It's a modest effort. 31 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:57,284 This can be verified? 32 00:01:57,284 --> 00:01:58,785 This can be verified? 33 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:58,827 I have signed affidavits. How about you? 34 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,662 I have signed affidavits. How about you? 35 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:00,704 The same. 36 00:02:00,704 --> 00:02:03,123 The same. 37 00:02:03,123 --> 00:02:03,165 So, it appears we're neck and neck. 38 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,042 So, it appears we're neck and neck. 39 00:02:05,042 --> 00:02:05,083 Dick and dick. Equal. 40 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:06,919 Dick and dick. Equal. 41 00:02:08,212 --> 00:02:08,253 EVEN, Brandon. But never, never equal. 42 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:12,466 EVEN, Brandon. But never, never equal. 43 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:12,508 Oh, but not for long. 44 00:02:12,508 --> 00:02:14,885 Oh, but not for long. 45 00:02:14,885 --> 00:02:14,927 My number seven just walked in. 46 00:02:14,927 --> 00:02:16,762 My number seven just walked in. 47 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:18,430 What do you know? So did mine. 48 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,849 What do you know? So did mine. 49 00:02:20,849 --> 00:02:20,891 (Laughs) And my number eight. 50 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:24,102 (Laughs) And my number eight. 51 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:25,229 I don't believe there are any stipulations 52 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,064 I don't believe there are any stipulations 53 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:27,105 regarding more than one at a time. 54 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:29,358 regarding more than one at a time. 55 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:36,073 MICHAEL: A couple more feet. 56 00:02:36,073 --> 00:02:37,616 MICHAEL: A couple more feet. 57 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:37,658 Just... Oh. 58 00:02:37,658 --> 00:02:39,326 Just... Oh. 59 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:40,410 Phew! 60 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:41,912 Phew! 61 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:42,996 That was a schlep. 62 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,165 That was a schlep. 63 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:45,207 (Sighs) Where's the bathroom? 64 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:48,043 (Sighs) Where's the bathroom? 65 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:48,085 There isn't one. 66 00:02:48,085 --> 00:02:49,545 There isn't one. 67 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:50,754 I feel like something to drink. Where's the kitchen? 68 00:02:50,754 --> 00:02:52,798 I feel like something to drink. Where's the kitchen? 69 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:52,840 Sorry. But I have a sink. 70 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,133 Sorry. But I have a sink. 71 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:55,175 (Yawns playfully) 72 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,176 (Yawns playfully) 73 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:56,218 And you'll have a bed. 74 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,761 And you'll have a bed. 75 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:57,803 As soon as we... (Laughs) ...drag the rest of it up... 76 00:02:57,803 --> 00:03:00,848 As soon as we... (Laughs) ...drag the rest of it up... 77 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:00,889 How many is it? 19 flights of stairs? 78 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:03,684 How many is it? 19 flights of stairs? 79 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:03,725 No, it's only 18. 80 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,185 No, it's only 18. 81 00:03:06,687 --> 00:03:06,728 Thanks again for the loan. 82 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,272 Thanks again for the loan. 83 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:08,313 Yeah, don't worry about returning it. 84 00:03:08,313 --> 00:03:10,148 Yeah, don't worry about returning it. 85 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:10,190 Are you sure? 86 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,234 Are you sure? 87 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:12,276 I doubt we'll be needing it. 88 00:03:12,276 --> 00:03:13,944 I doubt we'll be needing it. 89 00:03:17,406 --> 00:03:17,447 As soon as I decorate... 90 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,283 As soon as I decorate... 91 00:03:19,283 --> 00:03:19,324 What do you think of Louis Coutures? Love it. 92 00:03:19,324 --> 00:03:21,535 What do you think of Louis Coutures? Love it. 93 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:21,577 ..I will have you and Ben over for dinner. 94 00:03:21,577 --> 00:03:23,912 ..I will have you and Ben over for dinner. 95 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:23,954 Of course, first you'll need a table. And chairs. 96 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,874 Of course, first you'll need a table. And chairs. 97 00:03:26,874 --> 00:03:26,915 Is it worth mentioning a stove? (Chuckles) 98 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,751 Is it worth mentioning a stove? (Chuckles) 99 00:03:32,379 --> 00:03:32,421 Well, if there's anything else I can do... 100 00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:34,756 Well, if there's anything else I can do... 101 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:34,798 You've already done plenty. 102 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,967 You've already done plenty. 103 00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:37,009 Yeah. I'm sure Brian would agree with you. 104 00:03:37,009 --> 00:03:40,637 Yeah. I'm sure Brian would agree with you. 105 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:40,679 He blames me for infecting you with all sorts of heretical ideas, 106 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:45,350 He blames me for infecting you with all sorts of heretical ideas, 107 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:45,392 like marriage and monogamy and a house and kids. 108 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:49,646 like marriage and monogamy and a house and kids. 109 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:49,688 He wants me burned at the stake. 110 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:51,648 He wants me burned at the stake. 111 00:03:51,648 --> 00:03:51,690 You had nothing to do with it. 112 00:03:51,690 --> 00:03:53,609 You had nothing to do with it. 113 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:53,650 There are things that I've wanted for a long time 114 00:03:53,650 --> 00:03:56,069 There are things that I've wanted for a long time 115 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:56,111 that I could never have if I'd stayed with him. 116 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:58,739 that I could never have if I'd stayed with him. 117 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:58,780 I'm just sorry if it ruined your friendship. 118 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,824 I'm just sorry if it ruined your friendship. 119 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:00,866 Well, he did a fine job of that on his own 120 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:03,410 Well, he did a fine job of that on his own 121 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:03,452 without any assistance from you. 122 00:04:03,452 --> 00:04:05,162 without any assistance from you. 123 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:06,747 So...ready for the box spring? 124 00:04:06,747 --> 00:04:08,874 So...ready for the box spring? 125 00:04:08,874 --> 00:04:08,916 Alright. (Grunts) 126 00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,876 Alright. (Grunts) 127 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:11,960 Hello? Hello?! 128 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,379 Hello? Hello?! 129 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:15,506 I know you're there. I can hear your sinus condition. 130 00:04:15,506 --> 00:04:18,759 I know you're there. I can hear your sinus condition. 131 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:19,927 Don't tell me - another one? 132 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,720 Don't tell me - another one? 133 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:21,762 Fifth one this week. Another what? 134 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,889 Fifth one this week. Another what? 135 00:04:23,889 --> 00:04:23,931 Oh...nothing. 136 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:26,725 Oh...nothing. 137 00:04:26,725 --> 00:04:26,767 Sweetheart, could you put a little more roast beef on there 138 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:29,436 Sweetheart, could you put a little more roast beef on there 139 00:04:29,436 --> 00:04:29,478 and maybe another tomato? 140 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:31,396 and maybe another tomato? 141 00:04:31,396 --> 00:04:31,438 You know, Carl's a detective. Maybe you should tell him. 142 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,899 You know, Carl's a detective. Maybe you should tell him. 143 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:33,941 Tell me what? 144 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,484 Tell me what? 145 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:35,526 Well, it's not like a crime has been committed or anything. 146 00:04:35,526 --> 00:04:37,986 Well, it's not like a crime has been committed or anything. 147 00:04:37,986 --> 00:04:38,028 It's just someone keeps calling and hanging up. 148 00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,489 It's just someone keeps calling and hanging up. 149 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:40,531 Probably just a wrong number. Or a stalker! 150 00:04:40,531 --> 00:04:42,991 Probably just a wrong number. Or a stalker! 151 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:43,033 Well, he is on TV. You hear about it all the time. 152 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,328 Well, he is on TV. You hear about it all the time. 153 00:04:46,328 --> 00:04:46,370 Some crazed lunatic falls madly in love with a celebrity 154 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:49,414 Some crazed lunatic falls madly in love with a celebrity 155 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:49,456 and wants to marry him... or slice him up. 156 00:04:49,456 --> 00:04:52,042 and wants to marry him... or slice him up. 157 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:52,084 Stalker? 158 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,253 Stalker? 159 00:04:54,253 --> 00:04:54,294 Stalker? (Chuckles lightly) 160 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,046 Stalker? (Chuckles lightly) 161 00:04:56,046 --> 00:04:56,088 A stalker. Oh, my God. What should I do? Hire a bodyguard? 162 00:04:56,088 --> 00:04:59,299 A stalker. Oh, my God. What should I do? Hire a bodyguard? 163 00:04:59,299 --> 00:04:59,341 We'll get an alarm system. 164 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:00,884 We'll get an alarm system. 165 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:00,926 With one of those panic buttons that connects directly to the police. 166 00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:03,720 With one of those panic buttons that connects directly to the police. 167 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:03,762 Exactly. I AM the police. 168 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:05,973 Exactly. I AM the police. 169 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:06,014 You don't need a button. 170 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,516 You don't need a button. 171 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:07,558 You two are jumping to conclusions. 172 00:05:07,558 --> 00:05:09,309 You two are jumping to conclusions. 173 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:09,351 If it is a stalker, he's probably harmless. 174 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,145 If it is a stalker, he's probably harmless. 175 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:12,187 Hell, he's afraid to even talk to you. 176 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:14,064 Hell, he's afraid to even talk to you. 177 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:14,106 Just keep an eye out. You'll be alright. 178 00:05:14,106 --> 00:05:16,275 Just keep an eye out. You'll be alright. 179 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:18,402 And that's your best professional advice? 180 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,904 And that's your best professional advice? 181 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:20,946 It is. Yeah? Well, here's mine. 182 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:23,323 It is. Yeah? Well, here's mine. 183 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:25,659 You get yourself one of those pepper sprays so you can blast the bastard. 184 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,246 You get yourself one of those pepper sprays so you can blast the bastard. 185 00:05:29,246 --> 00:05:29,288 Then you take one of those karate classes 186 00:05:29,288 --> 00:05:31,331 Then you take one of those karate classes 187 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:31,373 so you can kick him right in the fucking balls. 188 00:05:31,373 --> 00:05:33,876 so you can kick him right in the fucking balls. 189 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:35,502 Here, honey. You have a sandwich. 190 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,337 Here, honey. You have a sandwich. 191 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:44,511 Here you go. Thanks. 192 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:47,598 Here you go. Thanks. 193 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:47,639 Check out this listing. Vases on eBay? 194 00:05:47,639 --> 00:05:50,517 Check out this listing. Vases on eBay? 195 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:50,559 Contributors to Proposition 14 have put their money 196 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,187 Contributors to Proposition 14 have put their money 197 00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:53,228 where their hateful mouths are. 198 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,022 where their hateful mouths are. 199 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:55,063 It's hard to believe there are that many people 200 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,024 It's hard to believe there are that many people 201 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:57,065 who donate millions of dollars 202 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,817 who donate millions of dollars 203 00:05:58,817 --> 00:05:58,859 just to prevent us from having the same rights as they do. 204 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,320 just to prevent us from having the same rights as they do. 205 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:01,361 I need to go to the centre. I promised I'd volunteer. 206 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,780 I need to go to the centre. I promised I'd volunteer. 207 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:03,822 Don't worry. I'll pick up Gus at day care. 208 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,616 Don't worry. I'll pick up Gus at day care. 209 00:06:05,616 --> 00:06:05,657 DOORBELL RINGS 210 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,659 DOORBELL RINGS 211 00:06:12,956 --> 00:06:12,998 Hey. I've come for my little honey bun. 212 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,751 Hey. I've come for my little honey bun. 213 00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:15,792 I never thought I'd be taking my kid for a work-out so soon. 214 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:18,795 I never thought I'd be taking my kid for a work-out so soon. 215 00:06:18,795 --> 00:06:18,837 Well, GymbaROO is not exactly Rip Gym. I'll go get her. 216 00:06:18,837 --> 00:06:22,591 Well, GymbaROO is not exactly Rip Gym. I'll go get her. 217 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:22,633 Perfect blend of cream and honey. As usual. 218 00:06:22,633 --> 00:06:25,052 Perfect blend of cream and honey. As usual. 219 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:25,093 Thank you. Any time. 220 00:06:25,093 --> 00:06:27,012 Thank you. Any time. 221 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:29,723 You know, if I didn't know any better, 222 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,767 You know, if I didn't know any better, 223 00:06:31,767 --> 00:06:31,808 I'd say you two are back to normal. 224 00:06:31,808 --> 00:06:34,269 I'd say you two are back to normal. 225 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:34,311 Hmm. Not quite. 226 00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,355 Hmm. Not quite. 227 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:36,396 It sure looks that way. 228 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:38,148 It sure looks that way. 229 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:38,190 Mel and I have decided to have an in-house separation. 230 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,026 Mel and I have decided to have an in-house separation. 231 00:06:41,026 --> 00:06:41,068 A what? 232 00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,569 A what? 233 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:42,611 (Chuckles) It's what our therapist called it. 234 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,279 (Chuckles) It's what our therapist called it. 235 00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:44,321 We both live in the house. 236 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,073 We both live in the house. 237 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:46,114 Mel keeps the second floor and I'm in the studio and the attic. 238 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,951 Mel keeps the second floor and I'm in the studio and the attic. 239 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:48,992 We share chores and child care, 240 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:50,702 We share chores and child care, 241 00:06:50,702 --> 00:06:50,786 but otherwise, we live totally separate lives. 242 00:06:50,786 --> 00:06:53,580 but otherwise, we live totally separate lives. 243 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:54,706 I...I can't imagine Ben and me having that kind of an arrangement. 244 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:58,001 I...I can't imagine Ben and me having that kind of an arrangement. 245 00:06:58,001 --> 00:06:58,043 It's not as difficult as it sounds, 246 00:06:58,043 --> 00:07:00,003 It's not as difficult as it sounds, 247 00:07:00,003 --> 00:07:00,045 once you get the system up and running. 248 00:07:00,045 --> 00:07:01,922 once you get the system up and running. 249 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:01,964 In fact, I'd say it's working rather well. 250 00:07:01,964 --> 00:07:04,132 In fact, I'd say it's working rather well. 251 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:05,634 (Coos) Hey. Here's our little Olympic champion. 252 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:09,263 (Coos) Hey. Here's our little Olympic champion. 253 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:09,304 Yes, you are. Hello. 254 00:07:09,304 --> 00:07:10,722 Yes, you are. Hello. 255 00:07:13,892 --> 00:07:13,934 TED: Hey. How about grabbing some lunch? 256 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,019 TED: Hey. How about grabbing some lunch? 257 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:16,061 There's a new sushi bar that serves blowfish. 258 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:18,021 There's a new sushi bar that serves blowfish. 259 00:07:19,106 --> 00:07:19,147 It's either the most delicious thing you've ever tasted or you die. 260 00:07:19,147 --> 00:07:22,526 It's either the most delicious thing you've ever tasted or you die. 261 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:22,568 Well...as tempting as your offer is, I've already ordered in. 262 00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:27,447 Well...as tempting as your offer is, I've already ordered in. 263 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:27,489 OK, then, uh...how about after work, 264 00:07:27,489 --> 00:07:29,449 OK, then, uh...how about after work, 265 00:07:29,449 --> 00:07:29,491 we go out, just the two of us, knock back a few mango martinis. 266 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:32,870 we go out, just the two of us, knock back a few mango martinis. 267 00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:32,911 Of course, just the mango for me. (Chuckles) 268 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,372 Of course, just the mango for me. (Chuckles) 269 00:07:37,374 --> 00:07:37,416 How much? 270 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:38,917 How much? 271 00:07:41,628 --> 00:07:41,670 How much what? 272 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,797 How much what? 273 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:43,839 How much of a raise are you gunning for? 274 00:07:43,839 --> 00:07:46,967 How much of a raise are you gunning for? 275 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:47,009 Is that what you think I'm after? 276 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:49,094 Is that what you think I'm after? 277 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:49,136 Why else would you be threatening me with blowfish and mango martinis? 278 00:07:49,136 --> 00:07:52,181 Why else would you be threatening me with blowfish and mango martinis? 279 00:07:52,181 --> 00:07:52,222 I just thought, considering you've lost the love of your life 280 00:07:52,222 --> 00:07:55,058 I just thought, considering you've lost the love of your life 281 00:07:55,058 --> 00:07:55,100 and your best friend and soul mate - the Yin to your Yang, as it were - 282 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:58,437 and your best friend and soul mate - the Yin to your Yang, as it were - 283 00:07:58,437 --> 00:07:58,478 you might want someone to share your pain with. 284 00:07:58,478 --> 00:08:00,647 you might want someone to share your pain with. 285 00:08:00,647 --> 00:08:00,689 And you're thinking that someone might be you? 286 00:08:00,689 --> 00:08:03,108 And you're thinking that someone might be you? 287 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:03,150 Hey, I'm not the pathetic putz, lowly accountant 288 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,194 Hey, I'm not the pathetic putz, lowly accountant 289 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:05,235 whose sole purpose in life is to crunch numbers I once was, you know. 290 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,614 whose sole purpose in life is to crunch numbers I once was, you know. 291 00:08:08,614 --> 00:08:08,655 I've been to hell and back. I've lost everything, everyone. 292 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:11,074 I've been to hell and back. I've lost everything, everyone. 293 00:08:11,074 --> 00:08:11,116 So I think I know what you're going through, 294 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,951 So I think I know what you're going through, 295 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:12,993 even though you're concealing it, as always, 296 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:14,661 even though you're concealing it, as always, 297 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:14,703 with the utmost skill and aplomb. 298 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,955 with the utmost skill and aplomb. 299 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:16,997 Thank you, Theodore. 300 00:08:16,997 --> 00:08:18,457 Thank you, Theodore. 301 00:08:19,875 --> 00:08:19,917 The only pain that I'm suffering right now 302 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:22,753 The only pain that I'm suffering right now 303 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:22,794 is from these new Gucci loafers. 304 00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:26,006 is from these new Gucci loafers. 305 00:08:26,006 --> 00:08:26,048 I knew I should have gotten a size larger. 306 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,258 I knew I should have gotten a size larger. 307 00:08:28,258 --> 00:08:28,300 Come on, Brian. You can't fool me. 308 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,844 Come on, Brian. You can't fool me. 309 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:30,886 You've got to free yourself of this burden. 310 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:33,180 You've got to free yourself of this burden. 311 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:33,222 Release it. Let it all hang out. 312 00:08:33,222 --> 00:08:36,433 Release it. Let it all hang out. 313 00:08:43,524 --> 00:08:43,565 My mother is a frigid bitch. 314 00:08:43,565 --> 00:08:46,193 My mother is a frigid bitch. 315 00:08:46,193 --> 00:08:46,235 My father was an abusive drunk. 316 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:49,446 My father was an abusive drunk. 317 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:49,488 They had a hateful marriage, 318 00:08:49,488 --> 00:08:51,114 They had a hateful marriage, 319 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:51,156 which is probably why I am unwilling, or unable, 320 00:08:51,156 --> 00:08:56,078 which is probably why I am unwilling, or unable, 321 00:08:56,078 --> 00:08:56,119 to form a long-term, committed relationship of my own. 322 00:08:56,119 --> 00:09:00,958 to form a long-term, committed relationship of my own. 323 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:00,999 The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs 324 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:04,086 The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs 325 00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:04,127 and have more or less redefined promiscuity... 326 00:09:04,127 --> 00:09:07,506 and have more or less redefined promiscuity... 327 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:07,548 ..doesn't help...much. 328 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:09,758 ..doesn't help...much. 329 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:11,677 As a result, I've lost the two people in my life 330 00:09:11,677 --> 00:09:14,096 As a result, I've lost the two people in my life 331 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:14,137 that mean the most to me. 332 00:09:14,137 --> 00:09:15,806 that mean the most to me. 333 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:18,600 There...don't you feel better? 334 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:22,187 There...don't you feel better? 335 00:09:22,187 --> 00:09:22,229 No. 336 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:24,189 No. 337 00:09:24,189 --> 00:09:24,231 But I'm sure you do. 338 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:25,732 But I'm sure you do. 339 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:25,774 KNOCK AT DOOR 340 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,442 KNOCK AT DOOR 341 00:09:28,861 --> 00:09:28,902 Number nine. 342 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:30,445 Number nine. 343 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:31,488 Now, Ted... 344 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,990 Now, Ted... 345 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:34,408 ..if you'll excuse me... my lunch has arrived. 346 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:38,954 ..if you'll excuse me... my lunch has arrived. 347 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:44,459 Good afternoon, Mr Demerez. Hello, Mr Morgan. 348 00:09:44,459 --> 00:09:47,212 Good afternoon, Mr Demerez. Hello, Mr Morgan. 349 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:47,254 Mr Logan... I'm sorry. MRS Logan. My name is Justin. 350 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,716 Mr Logan... I'm sorry. MRS Logan. My name is Justin. 351 00:09:50,716 --> 00:09:50,757 I'm Corinne. 352 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:51,800 I'm Corinne. 353 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:51,842 Melanie. From the Pennsylvania anti-Prop. 14 initiative. 354 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,261 Melanie. From the Pennsylvania anti-Prop. 14 initiative. 355 00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:54,303 Are you familiar with the proposed legislation? 356 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,013 Are you familiar with the proposed legislation? 357 00:09:56,013 --> 00:09:56,054 That's right, sir - the one that keeps gays in their place. 358 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:58,724 That's right, sir - the one that keeps gays in their place. 359 00:09:58,724 --> 00:09:58,765 A campaign of hate led by Reverend Fowler 360 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,642 A campaign of hate led by Reverend Fowler 361 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:00,684 and his Family America Coalition. 362 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:02,477 and his Family America Coalition. 363 00:10:02,477 --> 00:10:02,519 They want the legislature to rewrite the state constitution 364 00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:04,521 They want the legislature to rewrite the state constitution 365 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:04,563 limiting the rights of gays and lesbians. 366 00:10:04,563 --> 00:10:06,273 limiting the rights of gays and lesbians. 367 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:06,315 No, sir, I'm not a cocksucker - I'm a lesbian! 368 00:10:06,315 --> 00:10:08,942 No, sir, I'm not a cocksucker - I'm a lesbian! 369 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:08,984 It's not just about gay people. 370 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,527 It's not just about gay people. 371 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:10,569 It's about every American having the same rights. 372 00:10:10,569 --> 00:10:12,446 It's about every American having the same rights. 373 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:12,487 Can we count on you for a donation? 374 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,239 Can we count on you for a donation? 375 00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:14,281 I'll be sure to remember that, as they STUFF ME into the ovens! 376 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:17,826 I'll be sure to remember that, as they STUFF ME into the ovens! 377 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:17,868 (Chuckles) We'll send you a lawn sign. 378 00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:19,578 (Chuckles) We'll send you a lawn sign. 379 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:19,620 I'll put a brochure in the mail. Thanks for your time. 380 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,830 I'll put a brochure in the mail. Thanks for your time. 381 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:21,872 It's been a pleasure talking to you. 382 00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:23,957 It's been a pleasure talking to you. 383 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:23,999 Who did they get these lists from? The Nazi Party? 384 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:26,502 Who did they get these lists from? The Nazi Party? 385 00:10:26,502 --> 00:10:26,543 Been going over their list of supporters, 386 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:28,253 Been going over their list of supporters, 387 00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:28,295 figuring out which businesses to target. 388 00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,047 figuring out which businesses to target. 389 00:10:30,047 --> 00:10:30,088 I say boycott the whole fucking bunch of them. 390 00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,965 I say boycott the whole fucking bunch of them. 391 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:32,007 I second the motion. Holy shit. 392 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:33,926 I second the motion. Holy shit. 393 00:10:33,926 --> 00:10:33,967 Would you look at the names on here? 394 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,802 Would you look at the names on here? 395 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:35,844 Some of these are major corporations. 396 00:10:35,844 --> 00:10:38,472 Some of these are major corporations. 397 00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:38,514 They must be raising millions. 398 00:10:38,514 --> 00:10:40,224 They must be raising millions. 399 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:40,265 The hate sells. What else is new? 400 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:42,392 The hate sells. What else is new? 401 00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:42,434 Jesus Christ. Don't tell me - he's on there too? 402 00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:45,354 Jesus Christ. Don't tell me - he's on there too? 403 00:10:45,354 --> 00:10:45,395 Worse - my dad. 404 00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,189 Worse - my dad. 405 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:51,485 DOG BARKS 406 00:10:51,485 --> 00:10:53,529 DOG BARKS 407 00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:56,532 ALARM WAILS 408 00:10:56,532 --> 00:10:58,575 ALARM WAILS 409 00:11:00,285 --> 00:11:00,327 LOUD METALLIC BANG 410 00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,079 LOUD METALLIC BANG 411 00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:02,120 (Sighs) 412 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,164 (Sighs) 413 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:04,206 Em, don't be such a scaredy-queen. 414 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,334 Em, don't be such a scaredy-queen. 415 00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:07,376 No-one is stalking you. 416 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:09,336 No-one is stalking you. 417 00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:09,378 Why would anybody stalk YOU? (Chuckles) 418 00:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,505 Why would anybody stalk YOU? (Chuckles) 419 00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:11,547 Just because you're on the Channel Five news 420 00:11:11,547 --> 00:11:13,715 Just because you're on the Channel Five news 421 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:13,757 and everyone adores the queer guy, 422 00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,634 and everyone adores the queer guy, 423 00:11:15,634 --> 00:11:15,676 and, of course, there is the undeniable fact 424 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,678 and, of course, there is the undeniable fact 425 00:11:17,678 --> 00:11:17,719 that you do have an awesome ass... 426 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,930 that you do have an awesome ass... 427 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:19,972 (Screams) Oh, please! Please, you can have anything you want! 428 00:11:19,972 --> 00:11:22,599 (Screams) Oh, please! Please, you can have anything you want! 429 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:22,641 Take my bag! I-I'll give you an autographed picture! 430 00:11:22,641 --> 00:11:24,977 Take my bag! I-I'll give you an autographed picture! 431 00:11:24,977 --> 00:11:25,018 Emmett! 432 00:11:25,018 --> 00:11:26,520 Emmett! 433 00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:26,562 Oh, my God. (Pants) Drew! 434 00:11:26,562 --> 00:11:29,231 Oh, my God. (Pants) Drew! 435 00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:30,941 What's up? 436 00:11:30,941 --> 00:11:32,442 What's up? 437 00:11:33,527 --> 00:11:33,569 Every time I'd get up the nerve to phone you, 438 00:11:33,569 --> 00:11:36,238 Every time I'd get up the nerve to phone you, 439 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:36,280 I'd hang up, afraid somebody might be tapping my line. 440 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,491 I'd hang up, afraid somebody might be tapping my line. 441 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:39,533 YOU'RE the breather? 442 00:11:39,533 --> 00:11:41,285 YOU'RE the breather? 443 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:41,326 (Chuckles) You should really do something about those sinuses. 444 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:45,163 (Chuckles) You should really do something about those sinuses. 445 00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:45,205 (Chuckles) I know - it's my allergies. 446 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,499 (Chuckles) I know - it's my allergies. 447 00:11:49,459 --> 00:11:49,501 So, other than the rockweed, how have you been? 448 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,629 So, other than the rockweed, how have you been? 449 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:54,548 Not so good. 450 00:11:54,548 --> 00:11:56,258 Not so good. 451 00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:56,300 You played in the championship. 452 00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,635 You played in the championship. 453 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:58,677 I was at Woodys and...it just happened to be on, 454 00:11:58,677 --> 00:12:01,680 I was at Woodys and...it just happened to be on, 455 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:01,722 and I just happened to catch your winning touchdown. 456 00:12:01,722 --> 00:12:04,975 and I just happened to catch your winning touchdown. 457 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:05,017 (Chuckles) 458 00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,560 (Chuckles) 459 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:06,602 And I just happened to read about your wedding to Sierra. 460 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,979 And I just happened to read about your wedding to Sierra. 461 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:10,105 Congratulations. Thanks. 462 00:12:10,105 --> 00:12:12,482 Congratulations. Thanks. 463 00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:13,650 We're getting a divorce. 464 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:15,360 We're getting a divorce. 465 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:16,653 That's why I was trying to call you. 466 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,947 That's why I was trying to call you. 467 00:12:22,159 --> 00:12:22,201 I need someone I can talk to, Emmett. 468 00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,620 I need someone I can talk to, Emmett. 469 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:24,661 Really talk to. 470 00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:26,163 Really talk to. 471 00:12:28,749 --> 00:12:28,790 You see, there was this guy...a fan. 472 00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:32,169 You see, there was this guy...a fan. 473 00:12:33,212 --> 00:12:33,253 (Sighs) 474 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,838 (Sighs) 475 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:34,880 I don't know how it happened, but, uh... 476 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:36,590 I don't know how it happened, but, uh... 477 00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:36,632 You fucked him? 478 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:38,592 You fucked him? 479 00:12:42,763 --> 00:12:42,804 Then he threatened to sell these to the tabloids 480 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:45,349 Then he threatened to sell these to the tabloids 481 00:12:45,349 --> 00:12:45,390 if I wouldn't pay him off. 482 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:47,059 if I wouldn't pay him off. 483 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:51,563 Wow. (Chuckles) 484 00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:54,107 Wow. (Chuckles) 485 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:54,149 You, uh...wouldn't happen to have another set, would you? 486 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:57,152 You, uh...wouldn't happen to have another set, would you? 487 00:12:59,488 --> 00:12:59,530 The sonofabitch had a hidden camera. 488 00:12:59,530 --> 00:13:01,573 The sonofabitch had a hidden camera. 489 00:13:03,575 --> 00:13:03,617 He said he wanted 100 grand... so I paid him. 490 00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:07,496 He said he wanted 100 grand... so I paid him. 491 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:07,538 Now he's come back, says he wants more. 492 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,831 Now he's come back, says he wants more. 493 00:13:12,084 --> 00:13:12,125 When I told Sierra, she left. 494 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,961 When I told Sierra, she left. 495 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:16,588 I'm sorry, Drew. I really am. 496 00:13:16,588 --> 00:13:19,925 I'm sorry, Drew. I really am. 497 00:13:19,925 --> 00:13:19,967 But...what can I do? 498 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,553 But...what can I do? 499 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:23,804 I need advice...from someone I can really trust. 500 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:28,809 I need advice...from someone I can really trust. 501 00:13:30,394 --> 00:13:30,435 I told you the last time what you should do. 502 00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:32,980 I told you the last time what you should do. 503 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:33,021 And I told you... You're not gay. 504 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:35,524 And I told you... You're not gay. 505 00:13:35,524 --> 00:13:35,566 Right. (Scoffs) 506 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:37,276 Right. (Scoffs) 507 00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:41,113 You know...if it had just been about the sex, 508 00:13:41,113 --> 00:13:45,033 You know...if it had just been about the sex, 509 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:45,075 I might have believed you, 510 00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:46,910 I might have believed you, 511 00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:46,952 that it was just, you know, messing around. 512 00:13:46,952 --> 00:13:49,955 that it was just, you know, messing around. 513 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:51,665 But I know... 514 00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:54,626 But I know... 515 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:54,668 ..when you kissed me and...and hugged me, 516 00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:59,298 ..when you kissed me and...and hugged me, 517 00:13:59,298 --> 00:13:59,339 when we fell asleep together... 518 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,217 when we fell asleep together... 519 00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:02,259 ..it was more than just sportfucking. 520 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,136 ..it was more than just sportfucking. 521 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:05,345 And you know it too. 522 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,097 And you know it too. 523 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:11,435 Look, if you can't be honest with me, that's fine. 524 00:14:11,435 --> 00:14:15,314 Look, if you can't be honest with me, that's fine. 525 00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:15,355 It doesnt matter. 526 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,149 It doesnt matter. 527 00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:18,775 But at least be honest with yourself. 528 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,819 But at least be honest with yourself. 529 00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:33,540 (Sighs) 530 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,042 (Sighs) 531 00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:36,168 MAN: Yeah, see you. MAN: 'Bye. 532 00:14:36,168 --> 00:14:38,003 MAN: Yeah, see you. MAN: 'Bye. 533 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:38,045 I'm not a naive person, 534 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,796 I'm not a naive person, 535 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:39,838 but talking to some of these people tonight, I nearly lost it. 536 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:43,383 but talking to some of these people tonight, I nearly lost it. 537 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:43,425 I wanted to say, "How can you be such a bigoted, ignorant asshole 538 00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:47,638 I wanted to say, "How can you be such a bigoted, ignorant asshole 539 00:14:47,638 --> 00:14:47,679 "and still call yourself an American?" 540 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:50,224 "and still call yourself an American?" 541 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:50,265 And what DID President Bush say? 542 00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:52,184 And what DID President Bush say? 543 00:14:52,184 --> 00:14:52,226 (Chuckles) 544 00:14:52,226 --> 00:14:54,144 (Chuckles) 545 00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:54,186 Sorry if I got a little carried away. 546 00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,730 Sorry if I got a little carried away. 547 00:14:56,730 --> 00:14:56,772 No, don't be sorry. Passion's a good thing. 548 00:14:56,772 --> 00:14:59,107 No, don't be sorry. Passion's a good thing. 549 00:14:59,107 --> 00:14:59,149 Nothing worthwhile ever got accomplished without it. 550 00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:01,652 Nothing worthwhile ever got accomplished without it. 551 00:15:01,652 --> 00:15:01,693 I couldn't agree more. 552 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:04,029 I couldn't agree more. 553 00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:04,071 See you tomorrow. Five to eight. 554 00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:05,781 See you tomorrow. Five to eight. 555 00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:05,822 Maybe we could... get some dinner after? 556 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,867 Maybe we could... get some dinner after? 557 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:08,909 Sure. We could stop by the diner. 558 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:11,453 Sure. We could stop by the diner. 559 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:11,495 I...meant some place nice. 560 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:14,373 I...meant some place nice. 561 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:15,457 Just the...two of us. 562 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,167 Just the...two of us. 563 00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:19,253 Oh. THAT k-kind of dinner. 564 00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:21,672 Oh. THAT k-kind of dinner. 565 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:22,798 I've been wanting to ask you all week. 566 00:15:22,798 --> 00:15:25,259 I've been wanting to ask you all week. 567 00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:25,300 Finally worked up the courage. 568 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:28,011 Finally worked up the courage. 569 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:28,053 I'm very flattered, but I've been kind of busy these days, 570 00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:31,348 I'm very flattered, but I've been kind of busy these days, 571 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:31,390 what with the campaign, the baby and starting back to work. 572 00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:34,309 what with the campaign, the baby and starting back to work. 573 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:34,351 It just doesn't leave me a lot of free time. 574 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,937 It just doesn't leave me a lot of free time. 575 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:40,774 Still, a girl's gotta eat. 576 00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,193 Still, a girl's gotta eat. 577 00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:47,698 (Chuckles) 578 00:15:47,698 --> 00:15:49,199 (Chuckles) 579 00:15:50,242 --> 00:15:50,284 You're very persuasive. 580 00:15:50,284 --> 00:15:51,994 You're very persuasive. 581 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:53,787 Uh, hey, I haven't been on the phone all week for nothing. 582 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:57,457 Uh, hey, I haven't been on the phone all week for nothing. 583 00:16:11,597 --> 00:16:11,638 Ben? 584 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,140 Ben? 585 00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:14,349 Ben? 586 00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:16,435 Ben? 587 00:16:16,435 --> 00:16:16,476 BEN: I'm in here. 588 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,936 BEN: I'm in here. 589 00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:20,564 You're smoking in the house without even a window open? 590 00:16:20,564 --> 00:16:24,651 You're smoking in the house without even a window open? 591 00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:24,693 Where's his bed? 592 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,153 Where's his bed? 593 00:16:27,321 --> 00:16:27,362 I gave it to Justin for his new place. 594 00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:30,032 I gave it to Justin for his new place. 595 00:16:30,032 --> 00:16:30,073 You gave it to Justin? He needed it. 596 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:33,118 You gave it to Justin? He needed it. 597 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:33,160 And Hunter doesnt? 598 00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:34,620 And Hunter doesnt? 599 00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:35,746 Hunter's not here. He will be. 600 00:16:35,746 --> 00:16:38,373 Hunter's not here. He will be. 601 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:38,415 In that case, we'll buy another bed. 602 00:16:38,415 --> 00:16:40,876 In that case, we'll buy another bed. 603 00:16:40,876 --> 00:16:40,918 Where are you going? To sell his clothes? 604 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,628 Where are you going? To sell his clothes? 605 00:16:42,628 --> 00:16:42,669 Cut his face out of all the photos? That's unfair! 606 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,922 Cut his face out of all the photos? That's unfair! 607 00:16:44,922 --> 00:16:44,963 I wish he were here too, but he's not! He's gone. 608 00:16:44,963 --> 00:16:47,758 I wish he were here too, but he's not! He's gone. 609 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:49,426 Well, unlike you, I still have a little faith. 610 00:16:49,426 --> 00:16:52,804 Well, unlike you, I still have a little faith. 611 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:52,846 Faith, denial - everyone makes their own choices. 612 00:16:52,846 --> 00:16:55,015 Faith, denial - everyone makes their own choices. 613 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:55,057 Mine is to let him go and get on with my life. 614 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,018 Mine is to let him go and get on with my life. 615 00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:00,229 You choose whatever you want. 616 00:17:00,229 --> 00:17:01,939 You choose whatever you want. 617 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:04,733 I fucked my ninth in the sauna. 618 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:07,110 I fucked my ninth in the sauna. 619 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:07,152 Twice. 620 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,862 Twice. 621 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:08,904 Witnesses? 622 00:17:08,904 --> 00:17:10,364 Witnesses? 623 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:11,448 Three. 624 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,950 Three. 625 00:17:15,369 --> 00:17:15,410 And you? 626 00:17:15,410 --> 00:17:16,912 And you? 627 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:19,623 Knocked off seven and eight. 628 00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:21,458 Knocked off seven and eight. 629 00:17:25,671 --> 00:17:25,712 Very good. 630 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,090 Very good. 631 00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:28,131 But, alas, not good enough. 632 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:31,260 But, alas, not good enough. 633 00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:33,887 I've only got one to go. 634 00:17:33,887 --> 00:17:35,639 I've only got one to go. 635 00:17:37,266 --> 00:17:37,307 Alex Easley. 636 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,351 Alex Easley. 637 00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:39,393 And he certainly lives up to his last name. 638 00:17:39,393 --> 00:17:42,813 And he certainly lives up to his last name. 639 00:17:42,813 --> 00:17:42,855 The guy's got a shrine to me in his bedroom. 640 00:17:42,855 --> 00:17:45,399 The guy's got a shrine to me in his bedroom. 641 00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:46,775 I saw it when I fucked him. 642 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:48,819 I saw it when I fucked him. 643 00:17:48,819 --> 00:17:48,861 However, the task won't be as 'Easley' accomplished as you think. 644 00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:52,447 However, the task won't be as 'Easley' accomplished as you think. 645 00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:52,489 He leaves for Puerto Vallarta tomorrow for a 2-week holiday. 646 00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:55,409 He leaves for Puerto Vallarta tomorrow for a 2-week holiday. 647 00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:55,450 So, unless you've got a very long dick, 648 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,662 So, unless you've got a very long dick, 649 00:17:58,662 --> 00:17:58,704 by the time he gets back, I'll not only have evened the score... 650 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:02,749 by the time he gets back, I'll not only have evened the score... 651 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:02,791 ..I'll have won. 652 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,251 ..I'll have won. 653 00:18:05,711 --> 00:18:05,752 Hmm. 654 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:07,212 Hmm. 655 00:18:08,463 --> 00:18:08,505 Ah. And there's my number nine now. 656 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:11,216 Ah. And there's my number nine now. 657 00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:16,180 JUSTIN: Do you realise if this thing passes, it'll take away my rights? 658 00:18:16,180 --> 00:18:19,224 JUSTIN: Do you realise if this thing passes, it'll take away my rights? 659 00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:19,266 As well as the rights of every other gay man and woman in this state? 660 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:22,644 As well as the rights of every other gay man and woman in this state? 661 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:22,686 I believe that's the point. 662 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,271 I believe that's the point. 663 00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:24,313 And you don't care that I'll never be able to marry or adopt a child 664 00:18:24,313 --> 00:18:27,608 And you don't care that I'll never be able to marry or adopt a child 665 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:27,649 or receive domestic partnership insurance? 666 00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:29,318 or receive domestic partnership insurance? 667 00:18:29,318 --> 00:18:29,359 It's not just me. 668 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,861 It's not just me. 669 00:18:30,861 --> 00:18:30,903 The vast majority of Americans agree 670 00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:32,654 The vast majority of Americans agree 671 00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:32,696 that you and the others like you are a disgrace. 672 00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,740 that you and the others like you are a disgrace. 673 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:34,781 You're an abomination in the Lord's eyes. 674 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,825 You're an abomination in the Lord's eyes. 675 00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:36,867 But it's your choice. It's not a choice. 676 00:18:36,867 --> 00:18:39,453 But it's your choice. It's not a choice. 677 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:39,494 Well, don't expect to be rewarded. We're not asking to be rewarded. 678 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,664 Well, don't expect to be rewarded. We're not asking to be rewarded. 679 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:42,706 We're asking for what's rightfully ours. 680 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:44,750 We're asking for what's rightfully ours. 681 00:18:44,750 --> 00:18:44,791 The right to pervert the sanctity of marriage? 682 00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,710 The right to pervert the sanctity of marriage? 683 00:18:46,710 --> 00:18:46,752 To make a mockery of family values? 684 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:48,504 To make a mockery of family values? 685 00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:48,545 A helluva lot you know about marriage or family values. 686 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:51,215 A helluva lot you know about marriage or family values. 687 00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:51,256 You fucked around on Mom. Watch your language! 688 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:53,133 You fucked around on Mom. Watch your language! 689 00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:53,175 Oh, forgive me, saying 'fuck' is far worse than what you did, 690 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,802 Oh, forgive me, saying 'fuck' is far worse than what you did, 691 00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:55,844 you lying hypocrite! 692 00:18:55,844 --> 00:18:57,304 you lying hypocrite! 693 00:18:58,805 --> 00:18:58,847 For your information, Justin, I didn't break up our home life 694 00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:02,184 For your information, Justin, I didn't break up our home life 695 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:02,226 or destroy your mother's and my marriage - you did. 696 00:19:02,226 --> 00:19:05,270 or destroy your mother's and my marriage - you did. 697 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:05,312 (Laughs) And you can laugh at that too. 698 00:19:05,312 --> 00:19:07,064 (Laughs) And you can laugh at that too. 699 00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:07,105 But before you announced to us and the world 700 00:19:07,105 --> 00:19:08,899 But before you announced to us and the world 701 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:08,941 that you were queer and proud of it, 702 00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:10,692 that you were queer and proud of it, 703 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:10,734 we had a family and were doing pretty good. 704 00:19:10,734 --> 00:19:12,945 we had a family and were doing pretty good. 705 00:19:12,945 --> 00:19:12,986 So if you're looking for someone to blame, don't look at me. 706 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,073 So if you're looking for someone to blame, don't look at me. 707 00:19:26,542 --> 00:19:26,583 Oh, God, I'd love a jumbo Kielbasa. (Chuckles) Who wouldnt? 708 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:31,255 Oh, God, I'd love a jumbo Kielbasa. (Chuckles) Who wouldnt? 709 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:31,296 But remember what the doctor said - 710 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:33,674 But remember what the doctor said - 711 00:19:33,674 --> 00:19:33,715 lipo is not a licence to indulge. 712 00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:36,343 lipo is not a licence to indulge. 713 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:36,385 The unwanted fat will just come back somewhere else. 714 00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:38,720 The unwanted fat will just come back somewhere else. 715 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:38,762 Yeah, just my luck I'd grow a second ass. 716 00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,098 Yeah, just my luck I'd grow a second ass. 717 00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:41,139 Or two 50-pound earlobes. 718 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:43,100 Or two 50-pound earlobes. 719 00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:43,141 Hmm? Hey. 720 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:45,185 Hmm? Hey. 721 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:45,227 Fortunately, that won't happen, because I have you to save me. 722 00:19:45,227 --> 00:19:48,146 Fortunately, that won't happen, because I have you to save me. 723 00:19:48,146 --> 00:19:48,188 What would I do without my pillar of strength? 724 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,732 What would I do without my pillar of strength? 725 00:19:50,732 --> 00:19:50,774 I'm not as strong as you think. 726 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,442 I'm not as strong as you think. 727 00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:53,569 There I was, sitting beside Drew. 728 00:19:53,569 --> 00:19:56,446 There I was, sitting beside Drew. 729 00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:56,488 God, I wanted him so bad, even after I swore I'd never see him again. 730 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:59,658 God, I wanted him so bad, even after I swore I'd never see him again. 731 00:19:59,658 --> 00:19:59,700 Maybe you were just feeling sorry for him, poor guy. 732 00:19:59,700 --> 00:20:02,035 Maybe you were just feeling sorry for him, poor guy. 733 00:20:02,035 --> 00:20:02,077 I told him how he can put a stop to the whole thing. 734 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:04,830 I told him how he can put a stop to the whole thing. 735 00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:04,872 All he has to do is come out. Oh, that's all?! 736 00:20:04,872 --> 00:20:07,416 All he has to do is come out. Oh, that's all?! 737 00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:07,457 (Chuckles) You make it sound so easy. 738 00:20:07,457 --> 00:20:09,793 (Chuckles) You make it sound so easy. 739 00:20:09,793 --> 00:20:09,835 It was for ME. 740 00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,587 It was for ME. 741 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:11,628 It was obvious to everyone from the moment I popped out of my momma 742 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:14,715 It was obvious to everyone from the moment I popped out of my momma 743 00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:14,756 that I was the new queen of Hazlehurst. 744 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,633 that I was the new queen of Hazlehurst. 745 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:16,675 They almost named me Elizabeth. (Chuckles) 746 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:18,510 They almost named me Elizabeth. (Chuckles) 747 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:18,552 You were lucky. That they named me Emmett? 748 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:21,388 You were lucky. That they named me Emmett? 749 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:21,430 That it was obvious. 750 00:20:21,430 --> 00:20:23,307 That it was obvious. 751 00:20:23,307 --> 00:20:23,348 That you never had to go through the hell of hiding it. 752 00:20:23,348 --> 00:20:25,767 That you never had to go through the hell of hiding it. 753 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:25,809 The fear of being found out. 754 00:20:25,809 --> 00:20:27,811 The fear of being found out. 755 00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:29,521 Back in college, I was a ZAP. 756 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:33,567 Back in college, I was a ZAP. 757 00:20:33,567 --> 00:20:33,609 Zeta Alpha Pi. (Chuckles) 758 00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:35,527 Zeta Alpha Pi. (Chuckles) 759 00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:35,569 I couldn't believe when I was accepted. 760 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:37,613 I couldn't believe when I was accepted. 761 00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:37,654 It was one of the hardest houses to pledge, and they wanted me? 762 00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:41,158 It was one of the hardest houses to pledge, and they wanted me? 763 00:20:41,158 --> 00:20:41,200 Anyway...every Saturday night, 764 00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:44,077 Anyway...every Saturday night, 765 00:20:44,077 --> 00:20:44,119 I'd go out drinking and trawling for women with my frat buddy, Jack. 766 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,539 I'd go out drinking and trawling for women with my frat buddy, Jack. 767 00:20:47,539 --> 00:20:47,581 Ooh! Ooh. 768 00:20:47,581 --> 00:20:49,082 Ooh! Ooh. 769 00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:49,124 (Inhales sharply) One night, we came back, totally smashed. 770 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:53,128 (Inhales sharply) One night, we came back, totally smashed. 771 00:20:53,128 --> 00:20:53,170 And in my inebriated state, I confessed to him 772 00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:55,672 And in my inebriated state, I confessed to him 773 00:20:55,672 --> 00:20:55,714 that I kind of, sort of, totally had this mad, passionate crush on him. 774 00:20:55,714 --> 00:20:59,259 that I kind of, sort of, totally had this mad, passionate crush on him. 775 00:20:59,259 --> 00:20:59,301 And he said, "Me too!" And you fell into each other's arms. 776 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,555 And he said, "Me too!" And you fell into each other's arms. 777 00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:04,848 He punched me on the nose 778 00:21:04,848 --> 00:21:06,642 He punched me on the nose 779 00:21:06,642 --> 00:21:06,683 and told everybody in the house I was a fag. 780 00:21:06,683 --> 00:21:09,394 and told everybody in the house I was a fag. 781 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:09,436 After that, I was ceremoniously unZAPed. 782 00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:13,440 After that, I was ceremoniously unZAPed. 783 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:13,482 I never knew, Teddy. 784 00:21:13,482 --> 00:21:15,234 I never knew, Teddy. 785 00:21:15,234 --> 00:21:15,275 I mean, it was hard enough for me, a mere mortal, to come out. 786 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:19,363 I mean, it was hard enough for me, a mere mortal, to come out. 787 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:19,404 For a deity like Drew... 788 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:21,615 For a deity like Drew... 789 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:28,914 What would you like to drink? Scotch, please. 790 00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,291 What would you like to drink? Scotch, please. 791 00:21:34,545 --> 00:21:34,586 And for you, sir? Johnnie Walker. 792 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,172 And for you, sir? Johnnie Walker. 793 00:21:39,508 --> 00:21:39,550 And, uh...some extra nuts. 794 00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:42,094 And, uh...some extra nuts. 795 00:21:44,805 --> 00:21:44,847 Why...Alex? 796 00:21:44,847 --> 00:21:47,307 Why...Alex? 797 00:21:48,976 --> 00:21:49,017 (Both grunt, pant) 798 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,061 (Both grunt, pant) 799 00:21:54,982 --> 00:21:55,023 I win. 800 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,567 I win. 801 00:21:57,943 --> 00:21:57,985 And it's three hours earlier. 802 00:21:57,985 --> 00:22:00,195 And it's three hours earlier. 803 00:22:00,195 --> 00:22:00,237 Ma, I asked for plain paper. 804 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:03,657 Ma, I asked for plain paper. 805 00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:03,699 Well, if you want to be boring, that's your problem, 806 00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:06,326 Well, if you want to be boring, that's your problem, 807 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:06,368 but don't inflict it on your poor kitchen. 808 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,453 but don't inflict it on your poor kitchen. 809 00:22:08,453 --> 00:22:08,495 This way, every time you open a drawer, you get a surprise. 810 00:22:08,495 --> 00:22:11,540 This way, every time you open a drawer, you get a surprise. 811 00:22:11,540 --> 00:22:11,582 Or a heart attack. 812 00:22:11,582 --> 00:22:13,041 Or a heart attack. 813 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:15,252 What's this? 814 00:22:15,252 --> 00:22:16,753 What's this? 815 00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:18,380 Secret stash of Cap'n Crunch. 816 00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,632 Secret stash of Cap'n Crunch. 817 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:20,674 "Keep your fucking hands off. Hunter." 818 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,427 "Keep your fucking hands off. Hunter." 819 00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:23,468 Sounds like a Novotny. 820 00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:25,137 Sounds like a Novotny. 821 00:22:30,184 --> 00:22:30,225 Heard from him lately? 822 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:32,019 Heard from him lately? 823 00:22:32,019 --> 00:22:32,060 Not a fucking word. 824 00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:34,188 Not a fucking word. 825 00:22:34,188 --> 00:22:34,229 Can you believe that? That ungrateful little prick. 826 00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:36,356 Can you believe that? That ungrateful little prick. 827 00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:36,398 After all we did for him, to just walk away like that. 828 00:22:36,398 --> 00:22:39,651 After all we did for him, to just walk away like that. 829 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:39,693 Who else would've taken him in, made him part of the family? 830 00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,654 Who else would've taken him in, made him part of the family? 831 00:22:42,654 --> 00:22:42,696 Not that I care. Uh-huh. 832 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,865 Not that I care. Uh-huh. 833 00:22:47,159 --> 00:22:47,201 He just really done a number on Ben. 834 00:22:47,201 --> 00:22:50,162 He just really done a number on Ben. 835 00:22:50,162 --> 00:22:50,204 We're fighting about everything. 836 00:22:50,204 --> 00:22:52,247 We're fighting about everything. 837 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:52,289 Are you two having sex? Ma! 838 00:22:52,289 --> 00:22:54,791 Are you two having sex? Ma! 839 00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:55,876 Shit! 840 00:22:55,876 --> 00:22:57,461 Shit! 841 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:57,503 I just asked you the question. Don't wreck the house. 842 00:22:57,503 --> 00:23:00,130 I just asked you the question. Don't wreck the house. 843 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:00,172 It's already wrecked. 844 00:23:00,172 --> 00:23:01,840 It's already wrecked. 845 00:23:04,343 --> 00:23:04,384 And no, we're not having sex. 846 00:23:04,384 --> 00:23:07,262 And no, we're not having sex. 847 00:23:07,262 --> 00:23:07,304 That's understandable. You're grieving - both of you. 848 00:23:07,304 --> 00:23:11,350 That's understandable. You're grieving - both of you. 849 00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:15,145 Darling. 850 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,647 Darling. 851 00:23:18,941 --> 00:23:18,982 It's a tough lesson, 852 00:23:18,982 --> 00:23:20,567 It's a tough lesson, 853 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:20,609 but one that everybody with children has to learn. 854 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:23,487 but one that everybody with children has to learn. 855 00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:23,529 After a point, you have no control over them. 856 00:23:23,529 --> 00:23:26,156 After a point, you have no control over them. 857 00:23:26,156 --> 00:23:26,198 All you can do is hope 858 00:23:26,198 --> 00:23:27,950 All you can do is hope 859 00:23:27,950 --> 00:23:27,991 that you instilled enough strength and common sense for him to survive. 860 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:31,161 that you instilled enough strength and common sense for him to survive. 861 00:23:32,663 --> 00:23:32,704 And that he knows you're still here for him 862 00:23:32,704 --> 00:23:35,290 And that he knows you're still here for him 863 00:23:35,290 --> 00:23:35,332 in case some day he changes his mind... 864 00:23:35,332 --> 00:23:37,376 in case some day he changes his mind... 865 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:37,417 He wont. 866 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,877 He wont. 867 00:23:39,962 --> 00:23:40,003 You and Ben should both get that out of your heads. 868 00:23:40,003 --> 00:23:42,631 You and Ben should both get that out of your heads. 869 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:00,232 Hey, Hunter! 870 00:24:00,232 --> 00:24:01,775 Hey, Hunter! 871 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:01,817 Hunter! 872 00:24:01,817 --> 00:24:03,277 Hunter! 873 00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:06,405 Never mind. Don't look so disappointed. 874 00:24:06,405 --> 00:24:08,824 Never mind. Don't look so disappointed. 875 00:24:08,824 --> 00:24:08,866 I can be Hunter if you like. 876 00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:10,534 I can be Hunter if you like. 877 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:11,660 Thanks, it's not what I'm looking for. 878 00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:13,370 Thanks, it's not what I'm looking for. 879 00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:13,412 Then why are you here? Hey! 880 00:24:13,412 --> 00:24:15,205 Then why are you here? Hey! 881 00:24:15,205 --> 00:24:15,247 Whatever he did for you, I can do it better. 882 00:24:15,247 --> 00:24:17,291 Whatever he did for you, I can do it better. 883 00:24:17,291 --> 00:24:17,332 I know Hunter. 884 00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:19,751 I know Hunter. 885 00:24:19,751 --> 00:24:19,793 You do? 886 00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:21,253 You do? 887 00:24:22,546 --> 00:24:22,588 Where is he? (Chuckles) 888 00:24:22,588 --> 00:24:24,590 Where is he? (Chuckles) 889 00:24:25,632 --> 00:24:25,674 Oh, uh... 890 00:24:25,674 --> 00:24:27,176 Oh, uh... 891 00:24:32,014 --> 00:24:32,055 He left town. Where did he go? 892 00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:34,308 He left town. Where did he go? 893 00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:34,349 "Some place warm," is all he said. 894 00:24:34,349 --> 00:24:36,560 "Some place warm," is all he said. 895 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:36,602 He said he hated it here, that he's never coming back. 896 00:24:36,602 --> 00:24:39,605 He said he hated it here, that he's never coming back. 897 00:24:44,693 --> 00:24:44,735 Thanks. 898 00:24:44,735 --> 00:24:46,320 Thanks. 899 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:46,361 Hey. As long as you paid, want me to cheer you up? 900 00:24:46,361 --> 00:24:49,698 Hey. As long as you paid, want me to cheer you up? 901 00:24:59,249 --> 00:24:59,291 WOMEN LAUGH 902 00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:01,335 WOMEN LAUGH 903 00:25:01,335 --> 00:25:01,376 MELANIE: I've lived here all my life, I never knew that restaurant existed. 904 00:25:01,376 --> 00:25:05,088 MELANIE: I've lived here all my life, I never knew that restaurant existed. 905 00:25:05,088 --> 00:25:05,130 CORINNE: Isn't it fabulous? Oh, those stuffed grape leaves! 906 00:25:05,130 --> 00:25:07,591 CORINNE: Isn't it fabulous? Oh, those stuffed grape leaves! 907 00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:07,633 And that lamb. That's Lindsay's favourite. 908 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:09,927 And that lamb. That's Lindsay's favourite. 909 00:25:09,927 --> 00:25:09,968 She marinates it in olive oil and mint 910 00:25:09,968 --> 00:25:12,721 She marinates it in olive oil and mint 911 00:25:12,721 --> 00:25:12,763 and then grills it with some...um... 912 00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:15,599 and then grills it with some...um... 913 00:25:15,599 --> 00:25:15,641 (Both chuckle) 914 00:25:15,641 --> 00:25:17,100 (Both chuckle) 915 00:25:18,185 --> 00:25:18,227 I've always wanted to go to Greece - Athens, Mykonos. 916 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:22,397 I've always wanted to go to Greece - Athens, Mykonos. 917 00:25:22,397 --> 00:25:22,439 Not to mention Lesbos. 918 00:25:22,439 --> 00:25:24,525 Not to mention Lesbos. 919 00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:24,566 Imagine - a whole island where every man, woman and child is a lesbian. 920 00:25:24,566 --> 00:25:29,154 Imagine - a whole island where every man, woman and child is a lesbian. 921 00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:29,196 (Both laugh) 922 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:30,656 (Both laugh) 923 00:25:33,992 --> 00:25:34,034 I must have onion breath... from the Greek salad. 924 00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:38,205 I must have onion breath... from the Greek salad. 925 00:25:39,331 --> 00:25:39,373 Then I must too. We'll cancel each other out. 926 00:25:39,373 --> 00:25:42,125 Then I must too. We'll cancel each other out. 927 00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:44,711 It's not just the onions. I know. 928 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,798 It's not just the onions. I know. 929 00:25:47,798 --> 00:25:47,840 It's...it's been so long since I... 930 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,300 It's...it's been so long since I... 931 00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:50,342 No need to explain. Some other time. 932 00:25:50,342 --> 00:25:53,679 No need to explain. Some other time. 933 00:26:05,023 --> 00:26:05,065 DOOR OPENS LINDSAY: Oh! 934 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,317 DOOR OPENS LINDSAY: Oh! 935 00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:09,361 I'm...sorry. 936 00:26:09,361 --> 00:26:10,946 I'm...sorry. 937 00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:13,574 The trash comes...tomorrow. 938 00:26:13,574 --> 00:26:15,742 The trash comes...tomorrow. 939 00:26:17,411 --> 00:26:17,452 Linz, this is Corinne. 940 00:26:17,452 --> 00:26:19,997 Linz, this is Corinne. 941 00:26:19,997 --> 00:26:20,038 Hey. Hi. 942 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,790 Hey. Hi. 943 00:26:23,125 --> 00:26:23,166 We...volunteer 944 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:24,793 We...volunteer 945 00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:24,835 at the centre together. 946 00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:26,503 at the centre together. 947 00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:29,047 I just remembered - I forgot the trash from upstairs. 948 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:32,551 I just remembered - I forgot the trash from upstairs. 949 00:26:32,551 --> 00:26:32,593 So I'll just...go up and collect it. 950 00:26:32,593 --> 00:26:35,304 So I'll just...go up and collect it. 951 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:36,555 The trash from upstairs. 952 00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:38,807 The trash from upstairs. 953 00:26:42,561 --> 00:26:42,603 (Closes door) 954 00:26:42,603 --> 00:26:44,104 (Closes door) 955 00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:45,564 (Sighs softly) (Coughs softly) 956 00:26:45,564 --> 00:26:48,609 (Sighs softly) (Coughs softly) 957 00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:51,111 Peach a la mode. 958 00:26:51,111 --> 00:26:53,947 Peach a la mode. 959 00:26:53,947 --> 00:26:53,989 Oh. No, thanks. 960 00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:56,241 Oh. No, thanks. 961 00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:56,283 Hmm. Shame to let it melt. 962 00:26:56,283 --> 00:26:58,744 Hmm. Shame to let it melt. 963 00:26:58,744 --> 00:26:58,785 So, are you still getting calls from the breather? 964 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:01,038 So, are you still getting calls from the breather? 965 00:27:01,038 --> 00:27:01,079 I've a feeling those have stopped for good. 966 00:27:01,079 --> 00:27:03,707 I've a feeling those have stopped for good. 967 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:03,749 That's a relief. 968 00:27:03,749 --> 00:27:05,250 That's a relief. 969 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:05,292 Actually, I kind of miss him. 970 00:27:05,292 --> 00:27:07,294 Actually, I kind of miss him. 971 00:27:09,963 --> 00:27:10,005 (Croakily) Juice, coffee, three egg whites - scrambled. 972 00:27:10,005 --> 00:27:14,218 (Croakily) Juice, coffee, three egg whites - scrambled. 973 00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:14,259 It's a little late for breakfast. Not if you've been up all night. 974 00:27:14,259 --> 00:27:17,346 It's a little late for breakfast. Not if you've been up all night. 975 00:27:17,346 --> 00:27:17,387 You know, a man your age should take better care of himself. 976 00:27:17,387 --> 00:27:20,933 You know, a man your age should take better care of himself. 977 00:27:20,933 --> 00:27:20,974 You could die of a stroke. 978 00:27:20,974 --> 00:27:22,726 You could die of a stroke. 979 00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:22,768 I'm counting on you to get to me first. 980 00:27:22,768 --> 00:27:24,770 I'm counting on you to get to me first. 981 00:27:24,770 --> 00:27:24,811 Uh-huh. 982 00:27:24,811 --> 00:27:27,147 Uh-huh. 983 00:27:27,147 --> 00:27:27,189 So, where were you? Toolshed? Slammer? (Lisps) The Pith Hole? 984 00:27:27,189 --> 00:27:30,526 So, where were you? Toolshed? Slammer? (Lisps) The Pith Hole? 985 00:27:30,526 --> 00:27:30,567 Puerto Vallarta. 986 00:27:30,567 --> 00:27:32,069 Puerto Vallarta. 987 00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:32,110 Mmm. Must be a new one. Where is it? 988 00:27:32,110 --> 00:27:34,696 Mmm. Must be a new one. Where is it? 989 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:34,738 Mexico. 990 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,823 Mexico. 991 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:36,865 You went to... And back in less than 24 hours. 992 00:27:36,865 --> 00:27:39,576 You went to... And back in less than 24 hours. 993 00:27:39,576 --> 00:27:39,618 Well, that was a quickie. In more ways than one. 994 00:27:39,618 --> 00:27:43,413 Well, that was a quickie. In more ways than one. 995 00:27:43,413 --> 00:27:43,455 I had a pressing piece of business to attend to. 996 00:27:43,455 --> 00:27:45,791 I had a pressing piece of business to attend to. 997 00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:45,832 And did you take care of it? 998 00:27:45,832 --> 00:27:47,918 And did you take care of it? 999 00:27:47,918 --> 00:27:47,960 Once at cruising altitude and once while we were making our approach. 1000 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:52,005 Once at cruising altitude and once while we were making our approach. 1001 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:52,047 (Laughs) 1002 00:27:52,047 --> 00:27:53,549 (Laughs) 1003 00:27:53,549 --> 00:27:53,590 Coffee, juice. 1004 00:27:53,590 --> 00:27:55,133 Coffee, juice. 1005 00:27:55,133 --> 00:27:55,175 Eggs will be ready as soon as the hens finish laying 'em. 1006 00:27:55,175 --> 00:27:57,761 Eggs will be ready as soon as the hens finish laying 'em. 1007 00:27:59,054 --> 00:27:59,096 You think he's a top? 1008 00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:00,681 You think he's a top? 1009 00:28:00,681 --> 00:28:00,722 Some of those hunks, when you get them in bed, 1010 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,724 Some of those hunks, when you get them in bed, 1011 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:02,766 turn out to be the biggest bottoms! 1012 00:28:02,766 --> 00:28:04,935 turn out to be the biggest bottoms! 1013 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:04,977 I'd do him either way. 1014 00:28:04,977 --> 00:28:07,437 I'd do him either way. 1015 00:28:07,437 --> 00:28:07,479 And who might that be? 1016 00:28:07,479 --> 00:28:09,523 And who might that be? 1017 00:28:09,523 --> 00:28:09,565 The queen who just got outed. 1018 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:11,358 The queen who just got outed. 1019 00:28:19,324 --> 00:28:19,366 Excuse me, sir, you might want to read this 1020 00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:21,285 Excuse me, sir, you might want to read this 1021 00:28:21,285 --> 00:28:21,326 before you shop at Taylor Electronics. 1022 00:28:21,326 --> 00:28:23,036 before you shop at Taylor Electronics. 1023 00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:23,078 Do you know that the owner of this store is a hate-mongering bigot 1024 00:28:23,078 --> 00:28:25,873 Do you know that the owner of this store is a hate-mongering bigot 1025 00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:25,914 who wants to deny honest citizens their rights? 1026 00:28:25,914 --> 00:28:28,500 who wants to deny honest citizens their rights? 1027 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:28,542 Don't support businesses that don't support all Americans. 1028 00:28:28,542 --> 00:28:31,962 Don't support businesses that don't support all Americans. 1029 00:28:34,423 --> 00:28:34,464 Excuse me, folks, but you're trespassing on private property. 1030 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:38,844 Excuse me, folks, but you're trespassing on private property. 1031 00:28:38,844 --> 00:28:38,886 They want to deny us a few more liberties? 1032 00:28:38,886 --> 00:28:41,013 They want to deny us a few more liberties? 1033 00:28:41,013 --> 00:28:41,054 Ma'am, if you don't leave, we'll be forced to make you leave. 1034 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:43,473 Ma'am, if you don't leave, we'll be forced to make you leave. 1035 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:43,515 Oh, yeah? 1036 00:28:43,515 --> 00:28:44,766 Oh, yeah? 1037 00:28:44,766 --> 00:28:44,808 Well, my husband - except I'm not married 1038 00:28:44,808 --> 00:28:47,269 Well, my husband - except I'm not married 1039 00:28:47,269 --> 00:28:47,311 because my gay son here can't get married - 1040 00:28:47,311 --> 00:28:49,062 because my gay son here can't get married - 1041 00:28:49,062 --> 00:28:49,104 happens to be Detective Carl Horvath. 1042 00:28:49,104 --> 00:28:51,523 happens to be Detective Carl Horvath. 1043 00:28:51,523 --> 00:28:51,565 Ever heard of him? Yes, ma'am. 1044 00:28:51,565 --> 00:28:53,358 Ever heard of him? Yes, ma'am. 1045 00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:53,400 I've heard of you too. 1046 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:55,485 I've heard of you too. 1047 00:28:55,485 --> 00:28:55,527 It's no problem, Officer. Come on, Mom. 1048 00:28:55,527 --> 00:28:57,196 It's no problem, Officer. Come on, Mom. 1049 00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:57,237 Let's move across the street. 1050 00:28:57,237 --> 00:28:58,780 Let's move across the street. 1051 00:28:58,780 --> 00:28:58,822 We can still make our point without getting into trouble. 1052 00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,283 We can still make our point without getting into trouble. 1053 00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:01,325 Well, we'll just yell twice as loud. 1054 00:29:01,325 --> 00:29:03,660 Well, we'll just yell twice as loud. 1055 00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:03,702 PROTESTERS: Yeah! 1056 00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,704 PROTESTERS: Yeah! 1057 00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:05,746 You too, son. 1058 00:29:05,746 --> 00:29:07,247 You too, son. 1059 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:07,289 I'm not your son. I'm his. 1060 00:29:07,289 --> 00:29:10,250 I'm not your son. I'm his. 1061 00:29:10,250 --> 00:29:10,292 And I'm not going anywhere. 1062 00:29:10,292 --> 00:29:12,044 And I'm not going anywhere. 1063 00:29:12,044 --> 00:29:12,085 Whatever issues you have with your father, 1064 00:29:12,085 --> 00:29:13,879 Whatever issues you have with your father, 1065 00:29:13,879 --> 00:29:13,921 you should settle them off the street. 1066 00:29:13,921 --> 00:29:15,547 you should settle them off the street. 1067 00:29:15,547 --> 00:29:15,589 I already tried that. 1068 00:29:15,589 --> 00:29:17,257 I already tried that. 1069 00:29:18,509 --> 00:29:18,550 I'm standing in front of your door, Dad, in front of your face. 1070 00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:22,221 I'm standing in front of your door, Dad, in front of your face. 1071 00:29:22,221 --> 00:29:22,262 You can call in your troops, but I'm not going to disappear. 1072 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:25,015 You can call in your troops, but I'm not going to disappear. 1073 00:29:25,015 --> 00:29:25,057 So, what are you going to do? Hmm?! 1074 00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:27,518 So, what are you going to do? Hmm?! 1075 00:29:27,518 --> 00:29:27,559 Come on, Dad, why don't you show us your great family values 1076 00:29:27,559 --> 00:29:30,312 Come on, Dad, why don't you show us your great family values 1077 00:29:30,312 --> 00:29:30,354 and have them arrest your son? 1078 00:29:30,354 --> 00:29:32,022 and have them arrest your son? 1079 00:29:33,982 --> 00:29:34,024 Sir? 1080 00:29:34,024 --> 00:29:35,526 Sir? 1081 00:29:37,778 --> 00:29:37,819 Go on. 1082 00:29:37,819 --> 00:29:39,404 Go on. 1083 00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:39,446 Are you sure you want to do that, sir? 1084 00:29:39,446 --> 00:29:41,448 Are you sure you want to do that, sir? 1085 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:41,490 I told you to get him out of here. 1086 00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,492 I told you to get him out of here. 1087 00:29:45,786 --> 00:29:45,827 (Sighs) You're hereby arrested 1088 00:29:45,827 --> 00:29:47,746 (Sighs) You're hereby arrested 1089 00:29:47,746 --> 00:29:47,788 for unlawfully trespassing on private property. 1090 00:29:47,788 --> 00:29:50,249 for unlawfully trespassing on private property. 1091 00:29:50,249 --> 00:29:50,290 Anything you say may and will be used against you in a court of law. 1092 00:29:50,290 --> 00:29:53,293 Anything you say may and will be used against you in a court of law. 1093 00:29:53,293 --> 00:29:53,335 You have the right to an attorney. 1094 00:29:53,335 --> 00:29:55,087 You have the right to an attorney. 1095 00:29:55,087 --> 00:29:55,128 (Protesters chant, yell) 1096 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,130 (Protesters chant, yell) 1097 00:30:00,592 --> 00:30:00,634 Meet my number 10. 1098 00:30:00,634 --> 00:30:02,469 Meet my number 10. 1099 00:30:02,469 --> 00:30:02,511 I already have. He was my number...five, I believe. 1100 00:30:02,511 --> 00:30:07,349 I already have. He was my number...five, I believe. 1101 00:30:07,349 --> 00:30:07,391 Anyway, you needn't bother. I already won. 1102 00:30:07,391 --> 00:30:10,686 Anyway, you needn't bother. I already won. 1103 00:30:10,686 --> 00:30:10,727 (Scoffs) Well, that's impossible. 1104 00:30:10,727 --> 00:30:14,356 (Scoffs) Well, that's impossible. 1105 00:30:14,356 --> 00:30:14,398 The guy's in Puerto Vallarta. 1106 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:16,275 The guy's in Puerto Vallarta. 1107 00:30:17,609 --> 00:30:17,651 We both had a lovely flight. 1108 00:30:17,651 --> 00:30:21,363 We both had a lovely flight. 1109 00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:22,698 Although there was a little turbulence in the toilet. 1110 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:25,868 Although there was a little turbulence in the toilet. 1111 00:30:27,619 --> 00:30:27,661 Game, set and match, sport. 1112 00:30:27,661 --> 00:30:30,831 Game, set and match, sport. 1113 00:30:30,831 --> 00:30:30,873 The winner, and still champion, is yours truly. 1114 00:30:30,873 --> 00:30:34,668 The winner, and still champion, is yours truly. 1115 00:30:36,336 --> 00:30:36,378 So, I guess you'll be wanting to collect your trophy? 1116 00:30:36,378 --> 00:30:39,464 So, I guess you'll be wanting to collect your trophy? 1117 00:30:39,464 --> 00:30:39,506 You bet your ass. 1118 00:30:39,506 --> 00:30:40,966 You bet your ass. 1119 00:30:42,676 --> 00:30:42,718 So you better polish it up. 1120 00:30:42,718 --> 00:30:44,428 So you better polish it up. 1121 00:30:48,891 --> 00:30:48,932 DREW: He said he'd go to the press. 1122 00:30:48,932 --> 00:30:51,059 DREW: He said he'd go to the press. 1123 00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:51,101 That if I didn't pay him, the tabloids would. 1124 00:30:51,101 --> 00:30:53,770 That if I didn't pay him, the tabloids would. 1125 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:53,812 So I told him to go fuck himself. I wasn't going to give another cent. 1126 00:30:53,812 --> 00:30:57,316 So I told him to go fuck himself. I wasn't going to give another cent. 1127 00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:57,357 Now the damn paparazzi are surrounding my house. 1128 00:30:57,357 --> 00:30:59,693 Now the damn paparazzi are surrounding my house. 1129 00:30:59,693 --> 00:30:59,735 I can't even go home. 1130 00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:01,486 I can't even go home. 1131 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:01,528 I feel like a fugitive. A...criminal. 1132 00:31:01,528 --> 00:31:04,156 I feel like a fugitive. A...criminal. 1133 00:31:05,365 --> 00:31:05,407 Yeah, that's why I called - to let you know you have a friend. 1134 00:31:05,407 --> 00:31:09,036 Yeah, that's why I called - to let you know you have a friend. 1135 00:31:10,579 --> 00:31:10,621 I've already called my lawyers. 1136 00:31:10,621 --> 00:31:12,414 I've already called my lawyers. 1137 00:31:12,414 --> 00:31:12,456 I'm going to file a lawsuit - sue him for $30 million. 1138 00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:16,585 I'm going to file a lawsuit - sue him for $30 million. 1139 00:31:16,585 --> 00:31:16,627 What about the photographs? They're real. 1140 00:31:16,627 --> 00:31:18,545 What about the photographs? They're real. 1141 00:31:18,545 --> 00:31:18,587 I'll deny it. 1142 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:20,839 I'll deny it. 1143 00:31:20,839 --> 00:31:20,881 I'll say they were Photoshopped, the work of a blackmailer. 1144 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:24,259 I'll say they were Photoshopped, the work of a blackmailer. 1145 00:31:24,259 --> 00:31:24,301 If they think they can mess with me, they've got another thing coming. 1146 00:31:24,301 --> 00:31:27,387 If they think they can mess with me, they've got another thing coming. 1147 00:31:27,387 --> 00:31:27,429 This time they fucked with the wrong guy! 1148 00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:29,389 This time they fucked with the wrong guy! 1149 00:31:30,432 --> 00:31:30,474 What about the next time? 1150 00:31:30,474 --> 00:31:32,017 What about the next time? 1151 00:31:32,017 --> 00:31:32,059 There isn't going to be a next time. 1152 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:33,810 There isn't going to be a next time. 1153 00:31:33,810 --> 00:31:33,852 Oh...you're planning on giving up sex? 1154 00:31:33,852 --> 00:31:36,146 Oh...you're planning on giving up sex? 1155 00:31:36,146 --> 00:31:36,188 Who said that? There are plenty of women. 1156 00:31:36,188 --> 00:31:39,191 Who said that? There are plenty of women. 1157 00:31:39,191 --> 00:31:39,233 Maybe so, but when's the last time you had sex with a woman 1158 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:42,152 Maybe so, but when's the last time you had sex with a woman 1159 00:31:42,152 --> 00:31:42,194 that you didn't think about a man? 1160 00:31:42,194 --> 00:31:43,862 that you didn't think about a man? 1161 00:31:48,575 --> 00:31:48,617 It's who you are, baby. 1162 00:31:48,617 --> 00:31:50,953 It's who you are, baby. 1163 00:31:50,953 --> 00:31:50,994 You can't fight it. 1164 00:31:50,994 --> 00:31:53,413 You can't fight it. 1165 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:53,455 Sooner or later, there are going to be other guys. 1166 00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,707 Sooner or later, there are going to be other guys. 1167 00:31:55,707 --> 00:31:55,749 And each time there are, you'll be scared shitless, 1168 00:31:55,749 --> 00:31:58,293 And each time there are, you'll be scared shitless, 1169 00:31:58,293 --> 00:31:58,335 wondering, "Did he recognise me? Is he going to blackmail me? 1170 00:31:58,335 --> 00:32:01,547 wondering, "Did he recognise me? Is he going to blackmail me? 1171 00:32:01,547 --> 00:32:01,588 "Is he going to the tabloids?" 1172 00:32:01,588 --> 00:32:03,507 "Is he going to the tabloids?" 1173 00:32:03,507 --> 00:32:03,549 I mean, is that how you want to spend the rest of your life? 1174 00:32:03,549 --> 00:32:06,760 I mean, is that how you want to spend the rest of your life? 1175 00:32:13,350 --> 00:32:13,392 Thanks for bailing me out. 1176 00:32:13,392 --> 00:32:15,769 Thanks for bailing me out. 1177 00:32:15,769 --> 00:32:15,811 When I taught you to say please and thank you, 1178 00:32:15,811 --> 00:32:17,855 When I taught you to say please and thank you, 1179 00:32:17,855 --> 00:32:17,896 I never quite expected to hear it used that way. 1180 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:20,732 I never quite expected to hear it used that way. 1181 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:20,774 You too, Ben. Any time. 1182 00:32:20,774 --> 00:32:22,484 You too, Ben. Any time. 1183 00:32:22,484 --> 00:32:22,526 Actually, I take that back. Let's hope it's the last time. 1184 00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:25,571 Actually, I take that back. Let's hope it's the last time. 1185 00:32:25,571 --> 00:32:25,612 You can damn well be sure of that. 1186 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,614 You can damn well be sure of that. 1187 00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:27,656 I'm going to have a few words with your father, 1188 00:32:27,656 --> 00:32:29,700 I'm going to have a few words with your father, 1189 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:29,741 starting with, "You sick sonofabitch!" 1190 00:32:29,741 --> 00:32:32,119 starting with, "You sick sonofabitch!" 1191 00:32:32,119 --> 00:32:32,160 I wouldn't waste your breath. He's not worth it. 1192 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,621 I wouldn't waste your breath. He's not worth it. 1193 00:32:34,621 --> 00:32:34,663 I can't believe a father would actually have his own son arrested. 1194 00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:37,541 I can't believe a father would actually have his own son arrested. 1195 00:32:37,541 --> 00:32:37,583 I don't believe you've ever had the displeasure 1196 00:32:37,583 --> 00:32:39,710 I don't believe you've ever had the displeasure 1197 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:39,751 of meeting my ex-husband. 1198 00:32:39,751 --> 00:32:41,545 of meeting my ex-husband. 1199 00:32:41,545 --> 00:32:41,587 I used to think, in time, he would come around, 1200 00:32:41,587 --> 00:32:43,589 I used to think, in time, he would come around, 1201 00:32:43,589 --> 00:32:43,630 but now I think that he would rather see me dead than gay. 1202 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:46,592 but now I think that he would rather see me dead than gay. 1203 00:32:48,010 --> 00:32:48,051 Your dad doesn't know how lucky he is to have a son. 1204 00:32:48,051 --> 00:32:50,762 Your dad doesn't know how lucky he is to have a son. 1205 00:32:53,432 --> 00:32:53,473 I'm going to go and get the car. Yeah. Thanks, Ben. 1206 00:32:53,473 --> 00:32:56,685 I'm going to go and get the car. Yeah. Thanks, Ben. 1207 00:33:00,606 --> 00:33:00,647 I just want you to know that even though your father 1208 00:33:00,647 --> 00:33:03,358 I just want you to know that even though your father 1209 00:33:03,358 --> 00:33:03,400 may no longer consider you his son, 1210 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,945 may no longer consider you his son, 1211 00:33:06,945 --> 00:33:06,987 you will always be mine. 1212 00:33:06,987 --> 00:33:09,489 you will always be mine. 1213 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:09,531 Thanks. I'm just sorry I fucked things up. 1214 00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:12,701 Thanks. I'm just sorry I fucked things up. 1215 00:33:12,701 --> 00:33:12,743 Fucked what up? 1216 00:33:12,743 --> 00:33:14,870 Fucked what up? 1217 00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:14,912 Dad says it's on account of me that... 1218 00:33:14,912 --> 00:33:17,456 Dad says it's on account of me that... 1219 00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:17,497 ..that I'm the one that destroyed your marriage. 1220 00:33:17,497 --> 00:33:19,666 ..that I'm the one that destroyed your marriage. 1221 00:33:21,043 --> 00:33:21,084 Honey, you don't really believe that? 1222 00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:23,170 Honey, you don't really believe that? 1223 00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:23,212 Hmm... 1224 00:33:23,212 --> 00:33:24,880 Hmm... 1225 00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:24,922 Well, it's not true. 1226 00:33:24,922 --> 00:33:27,633 Well, it's not true. 1227 00:33:27,633 --> 00:33:27,674 We were having problems long before you told us you're gay. 1228 00:33:27,674 --> 00:33:31,762 We were having problems long before you told us you're gay. 1229 00:33:31,762 --> 00:33:31,803 So, if he wants to lie to himself and blame you, let him. 1230 00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:35,807 So, if he wants to lie to himself and blame you, let him. 1231 00:33:35,807 --> 00:33:35,849 Don't you dare blame yourself. 1232 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,435 Don't you dare blame yourself. 1233 00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:39,978 Hmm? OK. 1234 00:33:39,978 --> 00:33:41,772 Hmm? OK. 1235 00:33:46,068 --> 00:33:46,109 It was so awful seeing Mel kissing that woman, 1236 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:48,946 It was so awful seeing Mel kissing that woman, 1237 00:33:48,946 --> 00:33:48,987 while I just stood there holding the garbage. 1238 00:33:48,987 --> 00:33:51,406 while I just stood there holding the garbage. 1239 00:33:51,406 --> 00:33:51,448 Mmm. I think it's shocking. Isn't it? 1240 00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:54,952 Mmm. I think it's shocking. Isn't it? 1241 00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:54,993 I mean that someone would want to kiss Mel. 1242 00:33:54,993 --> 00:33:58,372 I mean that someone would want to kiss Mel. 1243 00:33:58,372 --> 00:33:58,413 Ow! Fuck! 1244 00:33:58,413 --> 00:34:00,791 Ow! Fuck! 1245 00:34:01,834 --> 00:34:01,875 You deserved that. 1246 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,877 You deserved that. 1247 00:34:03,877 --> 00:34:03,919 You want me to rub the boo-boo and make it better? 1248 00:34:03,919 --> 00:34:06,547 You want me to rub the boo-boo and make it better? 1249 00:34:06,547 --> 00:34:06,588 You leave my boo-boo alone. (Sighs) 1250 00:34:06,588 --> 00:34:08,966 You leave my boo-boo alone. (Sighs) 1251 00:34:08,966 --> 00:34:09,007 Christ! You can barely turn around in here. 1252 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:12,761 Christ! You can barely turn around in here. 1253 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:12,803 Where else am I supposed to go? 1254 00:34:12,803 --> 00:34:14,555 Where else am I supposed to go? 1255 00:34:14,555 --> 00:34:14,596 Sleep in the kitchen or on the front porch? 1256 00:34:14,596 --> 00:34:16,640 Sleep in the kitchen or on the front porch? 1257 00:34:16,640 --> 00:34:16,682 This whole in-house separation is for shit. 1258 00:34:16,682 --> 00:34:19,518 This whole in-house separation is for shit. 1259 00:34:19,518 --> 00:34:19,560 We need to do it - for financial reasons. 1260 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,854 We need to do it - for financial reasons. 1261 00:34:21,854 --> 00:34:21,895 At the expense of your emotional reason? 1262 00:34:21,895 --> 00:34:24,898 At the expense of your emotional reason? 1263 00:34:24,898 --> 00:34:24,940 What's next? You come in on them fucking? 1264 00:34:24,940 --> 00:34:27,234 What's next? You come in on them fucking? 1265 00:34:27,234 --> 00:34:27,276 Don't say that! Can't face it? 1266 00:34:27,276 --> 00:34:29,444 Don't say that! Can't face it? 1267 00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:29,486 No, I can't face it. 1268 00:34:29,486 --> 00:34:31,822 No, I can't face it. 1269 00:34:35,742 --> 00:34:35,784 I guess, when I moved back into this house, I... 1270 00:34:35,784 --> 00:34:39,663 I guess, when I moved back into this house, I... 1271 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:39,705 ..thought, despite what I knew, despite the rules, that... 1272 00:34:39,705 --> 00:34:42,416 ..thought, despite what I knew, despite the rules, that... 1273 00:34:44,334 --> 00:34:44,376 ..somehow Mel and I would... 1274 00:34:44,376 --> 00:34:46,545 ..somehow Mel and I would... 1275 00:34:46,545 --> 00:34:46,587 Get back together. 1276 00:34:46,587 --> 00:34:48,046 Get back together. 1277 00:34:49,214 --> 00:34:49,256 (Scoffs) You dykes just can't let go, can you? 1278 00:34:49,256 --> 00:34:51,758 (Scoffs) You dykes just can't let go, can you? 1279 00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:53,760 You just can't get it through your lesbianic brains 1280 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:56,346 You just can't get it through your lesbianic brains 1281 00:34:56,346 --> 00:34:56,388 that you have to stop clinging to your past and move on. 1282 00:34:56,388 --> 00:34:59,391 that you have to stop clinging to your past and move on. 1283 00:34:59,391 --> 00:34:59,433 "Move on"? 1284 00:34:59,433 --> 00:35:00,934 "Move on"? 1285 00:35:00,934 --> 00:35:00,976 That's a good one, coming from you. 1286 00:35:00,976 --> 00:35:03,896 That's a good one, coming from you. 1287 00:35:03,896 --> 00:35:03,937 Carrying on like an oversexed adolescent, 1288 00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:06,023 Carrying on like an oversexed adolescent, 1289 00:35:06,023 --> 00:35:06,064 that 'fuck-off' of yours. 1290 00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:08,483 that 'fuck-off' of yours. 1291 00:35:09,902 --> 00:35:09,943 Yes, I know all about it. Everyone knows all about it. 1292 00:35:09,943 --> 00:35:13,906 Yes, I know all about it. Everyone knows all about it. 1293 00:35:13,906 --> 00:35:13,947 A childish competition between you and this year's young, hot stud. 1294 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:17,201 A childish competition between you and this year's young, hot stud. 1295 00:35:17,201 --> 00:35:17,242 Not only is it ludicrous, it's humiliating. 1296 00:35:17,242 --> 00:35:20,829 Not only is it ludicrous, it's humiliating. 1297 00:35:23,081 --> 00:35:23,123 Well, I hope you win... 1298 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:24,833 Well, I hope you win... 1299 00:35:25,918 --> 00:35:25,959 ..even though you've already lost something far more valuable. 1300 00:35:25,959 --> 00:35:29,087 ..even though you've already lost something far more valuable. 1301 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:32,299 So don't you tell me about clinging onto my past 1302 00:35:32,299 --> 00:35:35,010 So don't you tell me about clinging onto my past 1303 00:35:35,010 --> 00:35:35,052 until you're willing to let go of yours. 1304 00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:37,429 until you're willing to let go of yours. 1305 00:35:47,064 --> 00:35:47,105 MAN ON TV: Stop right there! (Woman gasps) 1306 00:35:47,105 --> 00:35:48,899 MAN ON TV: Stop right there! (Woman gasps) 1307 00:35:48,899 --> 00:35:48,941 I'm a police officer. Detective Elaine Bender. Metro. 1308 00:35:48,941 --> 00:35:51,360 I'm a police officer. Detective Elaine Bender. Metro. 1309 00:35:51,360 --> 00:35:51,401 Hey! HEY! 1310 00:35:51,401 --> 00:35:53,111 Hey! HEY! 1311 00:35:53,111 --> 00:35:53,153 (Chuckles) You know, I solve crimes for a living, 1312 00:35:53,153 --> 00:35:56,740 (Chuckles) You know, I solve crimes for a living, 1313 00:35:56,740 --> 00:35:56,782 and I can tell you it doesn't happen in 60 minutes 1314 00:35:56,782 --> 00:35:59,201 and I can tell you it doesn't happen in 60 minutes 1315 00:35:59,201 --> 00:35:59,243 with the help of a partner who looks like a runway model. 1316 00:35:59,243 --> 00:36:01,745 with the help of a partner who looks like a runway model. 1317 00:36:01,745 --> 00:36:01,787 That's why there's no 'CSI Pittsburgh'. 1318 00:36:01,787 --> 00:36:03,997 That's why there's no 'CSI Pittsburgh'. 1319 00:36:03,997 --> 00:36:04,039 (Chuckles) DOORBELL RINGS 1320 00:36:04,039 --> 00:36:06,166 (Chuckles) DOORBELL RINGS 1321 00:36:06,166 --> 00:36:06,208 Sweetheart, would you get that? 1322 00:36:06,208 --> 00:36:07,751 Sweetheart, would you get that? 1323 00:36:07,751 --> 00:36:07,793 The runway model is about to nail the killer. 1324 00:36:07,793 --> 00:36:10,254 The runway model is about to nail the killer. 1325 00:36:14,842 --> 00:36:14,883 Oh, my God. Drew Boyd. 1326 00:36:14,883 --> 00:36:16,927 Oh, my God. Drew Boyd. 1327 00:36:16,927 --> 00:36:16,969 We met you last year at the game. I remember. 1328 00:36:16,969 --> 00:36:19,805 We met you last year at the game. I remember. 1329 00:36:19,805 --> 00:36:19,847 You were with this loud woman with red hair. 1330 00:36:19,847 --> 00:36:21,932 You were with this loud woman with red hair. 1331 00:36:21,932 --> 00:36:21,974 That would be me! 1332 00:36:21,974 --> 00:36:23,642 That would be me! 1333 00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:24,726 Uh, is...is Emmett here? 1334 00:36:24,726 --> 00:36:26,645 Uh, is...is Emmett here? 1335 00:36:26,645 --> 00:36:26,687 Honey, is Emmett here? 1336 00:36:26,687 --> 00:36:28,397 Honey, is Emmett here? 1337 00:36:28,397 --> 00:36:28,438 (Shouts) Emmett! 1338 00:36:28,438 --> 00:36:30,399 (Shouts) Emmett! 1339 00:36:30,399 --> 00:36:30,440 Come in, please. Thank you. 1340 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:31,859 Come in, please. Thank you. 1341 00:36:34,403 --> 00:36:34,444 Look, I just want you to know - 1342 00:36:34,444 --> 00:36:36,989 Look, I just want you to know - 1343 00:36:36,989 --> 00:36:37,030 I don't care what you do in bed or who you do it with. 1344 00:36:37,030 --> 00:36:39,950 I don't care what you do in bed or who you do it with. 1345 00:36:39,950 --> 00:36:39,992 You're still one helluva ball player. 1346 00:36:39,992 --> 00:36:41,952 You're still one helluva ball player. 1347 00:36:43,036 --> 00:36:43,078 You have no idea how sorry I am you had to say that... 1348 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:46,915 You have no idea how sorry I am you had to say that... 1349 00:36:46,915 --> 00:36:46,957 ..but how glad I am you did. 1350 00:36:46,957 --> 00:36:48,750 ..but how glad I am you did. 1351 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:49,835 Deb? Did you call? 1352 00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:52,504 Deb? Did you call? 1353 00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:06,810 Want some? No, thanks. 1354 00:37:06,810 --> 00:37:08,687 Want some? No, thanks. 1355 00:37:08,687 --> 00:37:08,729 Are you sure? There's enough for two. 1356 00:37:08,729 --> 00:37:10,564 Are you sure? There's enough for two. 1357 00:37:10,564 --> 00:37:10,606 We each make our own dinner. Isn't that what we agreed on? 1358 00:37:10,606 --> 00:37:13,483 We each make our own dinner. Isn't that what we agreed on? 1359 00:37:17,821 --> 00:37:17,863 Linz, I am so sorry for that kiss with Corinne - 1360 00:37:17,863 --> 00:37:21,283 Linz, I am so sorry for that kiss with Corinne - 1361 00:37:21,283 --> 00:37:21,325 that you had to see it, that we did it right in front of you. 1362 00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:25,245 that you had to see it, that we did it right in front of you. 1363 00:37:25,245 --> 00:37:25,287 Please, don't give it another thought, really. 1364 00:37:25,287 --> 00:37:27,748 Please, don't give it another thought, really. 1365 00:37:27,748 --> 00:37:27,789 In fact, I'm the one who should apologise to you - for intruding. 1366 00:37:27,789 --> 00:37:32,336 In fact, I'm the one who should apologise to you - for intruding. 1367 00:37:32,336 --> 00:37:32,377 It's pretty messy, huh? Yeah, I'll say. 1368 00:37:32,377 --> 00:37:35,214 It's pretty messy, huh? Yeah, I'll say. 1369 00:37:35,214 --> 00:37:35,255 Mmm...I think we should do something about this. 1370 00:37:35,255 --> 00:37:38,258 Mmm...I think we should do something about this. 1371 00:37:39,885 --> 00:37:39,927 I think we should make it a rule that if we're dating someone... 1372 00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:43,222 I think we should make it a rule that if we're dating someone... 1373 00:37:43,222 --> 00:37:43,263 Are you...dating her? 1374 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:45,140 Are you...dating her? 1375 00:37:47,267 --> 00:37:47,309 No. Not really. I...I don't think so. 1376 00:37:47,309 --> 00:37:50,521 No. Not really. I...I don't think so. 1377 00:37:50,521 --> 00:37:50,562 But you're seeing her? Well, I guess. I...I don't know. 1378 00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:54,525 But you're seeing her? Well, I guess. I...I don't know. 1379 00:37:54,525 --> 00:37:54,566 Well, anyway, I was saying... I'm sorry. 1380 00:37:54,566 --> 00:37:56,360 Well, anyway, I was saying... I'm sorry. 1381 00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:56,401 Forgive me. I interrupted you. No, no, no. It's OK. 1382 00:37:56,401 --> 00:37:58,820 Forgive me. I interrupted you. No, no, no. It's OK. 1383 00:37:58,820 --> 00:37:58,862 I was just saying that if there's anyone 1384 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:00,989 I was just saying that if there's anyone 1385 00:38:00,989 --> 00:38:01,031 either one of us has an interest in, 1386 00:38:01,031 --> 00:38:03,033 either one of us has an interest in, 1387 00:38:03,033 --> 00:38:03,075 we should make it a rule we don't bring that person to the house. 1388 00:38:03,075 --> 00:38:05,953 we should make it a rule we don't bring that person to the house. 1389 00:38:05,953 --> 00:38:05,994 I agree. Good. 1390 00:38:05,994 --> 00:38:08,872 I agree. Good. 1391 00:38:08,872 --> 00:38:08,914 See, we can work these things out. Thank God. (Chuckles) 1392 00:38:08,914 --> 00:38:12,125 See, we can work these things out. Thank God. (Chuckles) 1393 00:38:12,125 --> 00:38:12,167 We're still mature adults with open communication. 1394 00:38:12,167 --> 00:38:15,212 We're still mature adults with open communication. 1395 00:38:15,212 --> 00:38:15,254 Yes. Thank God. 1396 00:38:15,254 --> 00:38:17,339 Yes. Thank God. 1397 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:24,179 You can have my ass, but you can't have me. 1398 00:38:24,179 --> 00:38:27,391 You can have my ass, but you can't have me. 1399 00:38:27,391 --> 00:38:27,432 (Chuckles) Defiant even in defeat. I like that. 1400 00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:32,396 (Chuckles) Defiant even in defeat. I like that. 1401 00:38:39,278 --> 00:38:39,319 Nice place. Yeah. 1402 00:38:39,319 --> 00:38:40,779 Nice place. Yeah. 1403 00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:42,072 So, shall we get this over with? 1404 00:38:42,072 --> 00:38:45,242 So, shall we get this over with? 1405 00:38:45,242 --> 00:38:45,284 Allow me to point the way. 1406 00:38:45,284 --> 00:38:47,119 Allow me to point the way. 1407 00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:51,498 Just go slow...and take it easy. 1408 00:38:51,498 --> 00:38:54,668 Just go slow...and take it easy. 1409 00:38:54,668 --> 00:38:54,710 I don't bottom very often. (Laughs) 1410 00:38:54,710 --> 00:38:58,213 I don't bottom very often. (Laughs) 1411 00:38:58,213 --> 00:38:58,255 Well, you'll have to tell me all about it. 1412 00:38:58,255 --> 00:39:00,841 Well, you'll have to tell me all about it. 1413 00:39:46,386 --> 00:39:46,428 Well? Is it all you dreamt it would be? 1414 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:49,681 Well? Is it all you dreamt it would be? 1415 00:39:49,681 --> 00:39:49,723 And less. But we'll make do. 1416 00:39:49,723 --> 00:39:53,435 And less. But we'll make do. 1417 00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:06,823 Aren't you going to collect your prize? 1418 00:40:06,823 --> 00:40:09,243 Aren't you going to collect your prize? 1419 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:12,162 (Exhales deeply) It's not much of a victory, 1420 00:40:12,162 --> 00:40:15,165 (Exhales deeply) It's not much of a victory, 1421 00:40:15,165 --> 00:40:15,207 considering my years of experience and expertise. 1422 00:40:15,207 --> 00:40:18,460 considering my years of experience and expertise. 1423 00:40:21,672 --> 00:40:21,713 Your years are numbered. 1424 00:40:21,713 --> 00:40:23,549 Your years are numbered. 1425 00:40:23,549 --> 00:40:23,590 Eventually I'm going to tear you down and pull you apart. 1426 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:26,802 Eventually I'm going to tear you down and pull you apart. 1427 00:40:39,398 --> 00:40:39,439 Put your pants on. 1428 00:40:39,439 --> 00:40:40,941 Put your pants on. 1429 00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:42,192 Huh? 1430 00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:43,986 Huh? 1431 00:40:43,986 --> 00:40:44,027 I said put your pants on. 1432 00:40:44,027 --> 00:40:47,447 I said put your pants on. 1433 00:40:47,447 --> 00:40:47,489 Get out. 1434 00:40:47,489 --> 00:40:48,949 Get out. 1435 00:40:52,202 --> 00:40:52,244 Whatever you say. You're the winner. 1436 00:40:52,244 --> 00:40:54,955 Whatever you say. You're the winner. 1437 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:18,562 So, are you sure you should be here? In a gay guy's room? 1438 00:41:18,562 --> 00:41:24,109 So, are you sure you should be here? In a gay guy's room? 1439 00:41:24,109 --> 00:41:24,151 Are you taking pictures? 1440 00:41:24,151 --> 00:41:26,695 Are you taking pictures? 1441 00:41:26,695 --> 00:41:26,737 I would never do anything like that. I know. 1442 00:41:26,737 --> 00:41:30,949 I would never do anything like that. I know. 1443 00:41:30,949 --> 00:41:30,991 What's going on? 1444 00:41:30,991 --> 00:41:32,492 What's going on? 1445 00:41:32,492 --> 00:41:32,534 DISTANT CHATTER 1446 00:41:32,534 --> 00:41:34,620 DISTANT CHATTER 1447 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:34,661 Oh, the press. They followed me here. 1448 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:36,663 Oh, the press. They followed me here. 1449 00:41:36,663 --> 00:41:36,705 Didn't you know they would? 1450 00:41:36,705 --> 00:41:38,457 Didn't you know they would? 1451 00:41:38,457 --> 00:41:38,498 I'm allowed to have friends, aren't I? Gay or straight. 1452 00:41:38,498 --> 00:41:40,542 I'm allowed to have friends, aren't I? Gay or straight. 1453 00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:40,584 Since when is that a crime? Hey. 1454 00:41:40,584 --> 00:41:42,294 Since when is that a crime? Hey. 1455 00:41:42,294 --> 00:41:42,336 You're preaching to the choir, honey. Tell THEM. 1456 00:41:42,336 --> 00:41:44,379 You're preaching to the choir, honey. Tell THEM. 1457 00:41:44,379 --> 00:41:44,421 Maybe I will. 1458 00:41:44,421 --> 00:41:46,381 Maybe I will. 1459 00:41:48,217 --> 00:41:48,258 I thought you were going to fight it. 1460 00:41:48,258 --> 00:41:50,511 I thought you were going to fight it. 1461 00:41:52,804 --> 00:41:52,846 Maybe I can't fight it. 1462 00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:54,556 Maybe I can't fight it. 1463 00:41:57,309 --> 00:41:57,351 What you said about me having feelings for you... 1464 00:41:57,351 --> 00:41:59,770 What you said about me having feelings for you... 1465 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:01,063 ..it's true. 1466 00:42:01,063 --> 00:42:02,564 ..it's true. 1467 00:42:04,191 --> 00:42:04,233 There might be a part of me that... 1468 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:06,318 There might be a part of me that... 1469 00:42:06,318 --> 00:42:06,360 No, there IS a part of me... 1470 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,737 No, there IS a part of me... 1471 00:42:11,782 --> 00:42:11,823 ..that wants to kiss you... 1472 00:42:11,823 --> 00:42:13,534 ..that wants to kiss you... 1473 00:42:17,788 --> 00:42:17,829 ..to hold you. 1474 00:42:17,829 --> 00:42:19,540 ..to hold you. 1475 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:21,708 I guess that makes me... 1476 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,502 I guess that makes me... 1477 00:42:29,633 --> 00:42:29,675 You have to say it. 1478 00:42:29,675 --> 00:42:31,635 You have to say it. 1479 00:42:38,350 --> 00:42:38,392 ..gay. 1480 00:42:38,392 --> 00:42:39,893 ..gay. 1481 00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:42,396 Touchdown. (Chuckles) 1482 00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:44,398 Touchdown. (Chuckles) 1483 00:42:52,364 --> 00:42:52,406 Reverend Fowler, the driving force behind Proposition 14, said today 1484 00:42:52,406 --> 00:42:56,535 Reverend Fowler, the driving force behind Proposition 14, said today 1485 00:42:56,535 --> 00:42:56,577 he would do everything in his and Gods power 1486 00:42:56,577 --> 00:42:59,246 he would do everything in his and Gods power 1487 00:42:59,246 --> 00:42:59,288 to stop homosexuals from destroying our country. 1488 00:42:59,288 --> 00:43:02,165 to stop homosexuals from destroying our country. 1489 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:02,207 Bolstered by a major ad campaign, 1490 00:43:02,207 --> 00:43:04,710 Bolstered by a major ad campaign, 1491 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:04,751 Fowler has mobilised a significant support base in the state. 1492 00:43:04,751 --> 00:43:08,463 Fowler has mobilised a significant support base in the state. 1493 00:43:08,463 --> 00:43:08,505 (Switches off TV) 1494 00:43:08,505 --> 00:43:10,048 (Switches off TV) 1495 00:43:10,048 --> 00:43:10,090 Ben? What is it? 1496 00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:13,343 Ben? What is it? 1497 00:43:13,343 --> 00:43:13,385 Come and look at this. 1498 00:43:13,385 --> 00:43:15,053 Come and look at this. 1499 00:43:23,478 --> 00:43:23,520 Not much of a correspondent, is he? 1500 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:26,857 Not much of a correspondent, is he? 1501 00:43:26,857 --> 00:43:26,899 He said what we needed to hear. 1502 00:43:26,899 --> 00:43:28,692 He said what we needed to hear. 1503 00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:30,819 And he signed it 'love'. 1504 00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:32,529 And he signed it 'love'. 1505 00:43:39,912 --> 00:43:39,953 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 1506 00:43:39,953 --> 00:43:43,040 DANCE MUSIC PLAYS 1507 00:43:55,594 --> 00:43:55,636 Look who's back. 1508 00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:57,137 Look who's back. 1509 00:43:59,431 --> 00:43:59,473 I see. I thought you had him banned. 1510 00:43:59,473 --> 00:44:02,142 I see. I thought you had him banned. 1511 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:02,184 (Chuckles) I did. 1512 00:44:02,184 --> 00:44:03,936 (Chuckles) I did. 1513 00:44:03,936 --> 00:44:03,977 I'll have him thrown out. Don't. 1514 00:44:03,977 --> 00:44:06,563 I'll have him thrown out. Don't. 1515 00:44:09,858 --> 00:44:09,900 You can lock the doors and bar the windows, 1516 00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,611 You can lock the doors and bar the windows, 1517 00:44:12,611 --> 00:44:12,653 but...eventually bound to get in. 1518 00:44:12,653 --> 00:44:17,157 but...eventually bound to get in. 1519 00:44:18,742 --> 00:44:18,784 What is? 1520 00:44:18,784 --> 00:44:20,327 What is? 1521 00:45:25,976 --> 00:45:26,059 1522 00:45:26,059 --> 00:45:31,148 116787