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- What can I get you
- Just a coffee, please.
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Thank you.
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-Thank you.
-Yeah.
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How are the eggs
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How are the eggs
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The eggs are good.
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'Kay.
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'Scuse me, um, can I get
some sugar, please
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This is just, um,
Sweet'N Low and Stevia
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and all that kind of thing.
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Do you have any real sugar
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I don't think so,
but I'll check in the back.
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Okay. Thank you.
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My goodness.
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You carry your own sugar
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Demerara sugar.
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Gives an almost
umami-type thing to the coffee.
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Ooh, mommy. Umami.
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I'm Alec.
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Hi.
I'm, I'm Regina.
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Hi.
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Sorry.
I-If I'm interrupting you,
just tell me.
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I-I'm a bit of a Chatty Cathy.
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You're good.
I'm barely awake yet.
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Well, here's to waking up
on the right side of the bar.
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Wow. Whiskey
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-Yep. Yeah.
-Good morning.
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Helps take the edge off
my job as a bus driver.
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This is not my thing.
Okay.
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But, I'm being
a little crazy.
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There are no rules
in hotel bars. Right
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They're like
international waters.
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Um, ex-excuse me.
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Can I get, like, a mimosa
or a Bloody Mary
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Bloody Mary.
That makes sense, right
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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I mean, you may never do this,
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but I, I really never do this.
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Well, look at us.
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Sorry. I have to ask,
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just because that's
the second time that's happened
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and, it just feels like
something out of a spy movie.
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Spy movie
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No, they're just delivering
work papers. That's all.
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Thank you.
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Can I...
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-Please. Please.
-Okay.
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Get over here.
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So, um, what do you do
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I used to make, travel arrangements
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for very wealthy people,
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but times are hard
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so I've had to pivot,
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and I've gotten
back on my feet
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using some of the connections
that I made
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in the luxury travel market.
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Doing what for them
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Bespoke services.
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Yeah, but, like,
what do you do
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I'm being vague
because it's
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Illegal
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Is it, is it, though
Is it...
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Being a luxury travel agent
meant proximity to a lifestyle
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that I was never,
ever going to have for myself.
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So, I made a choice...
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to do something
a little stupid,
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a little crazy,
and scary as hell
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to get a little piece
of that life for myself.
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While I could still
enjoy it, you know
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Yeah.
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I know exactly what you mean.
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Never gone skiing.
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I've never
had a one-night stand.
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Me either.
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Okay, wild woman.
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Your turn.
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What are you doing
in a hotel bar
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at 8:30 in the morning
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Wow.
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Well, I'm here for work too.
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I work for a nonprofit
organization for children..
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We actually provide
free medical care to orphans.
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It's the National Orphan Fund.
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Seriously
Mother Teresa over here.
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No. I'm one of the heads
of the fundraising department,
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and we just had our big
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all-night bingo tournament
last night.
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And I have not slept
in 24 hours,
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but we did raise $20,000.
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So, I was going
to deposit the winnings
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in this bank down the street.
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But, you know,
the after hours chute
was jammed shut.
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So, just killing time
until the bank opens.
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I mean, I love my job.
Really, I do.
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The kids are amazing.
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But I don't have
any excitement
in my life either.
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It's so easy to fall into a
rut.
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-It is.
-I know.
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And then, next thing
you know, you're 43,
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living alone with your pet
fish.
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I don't travel.
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I don't do anything
impulsive or,
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you know,
like what you said,
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something crazy
and stupid and fun.
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I'm...
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Well, I hate
to break this to you, Regina.
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Call me Reggie.
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Okay, Reggie.
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You're drinking
with a stranger
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in a hotel bar at 8:30
in the morning.
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This is crazy and stupid.
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And a little fun, I think.
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This is going to sound, um...
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I don't know,
too intense maybe.
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-I'm sorry.
-No.
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But I feel like
you came into my life
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at, exactly
the right moment.
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Right when I'm about to make
the biggest, craziest leap.
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I don't even know
what a leap like that
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would look like in my life.
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Now I got
to go to my room.
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Your room here
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What's so funny
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I just, um...
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I just look like someone else.
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Like someone who would go
to a stranger's hotel room.
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Is that, um...
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-What
-Just...
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Nothing to worry about,
just... .
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...my little buddy.
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Okay, let's, let's try this again.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What's up
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What do you really do
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Please don't tell me
there's paperwork in that bag.
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You have a gun.
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People with guns
don't do paperwork.
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What is really going on
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Do you think I'm, like,
a cop or something
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I don't know what you are.
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I think you want to tell me
what you're doing here.
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I think you want
to share this with someone.
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You can trust me.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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But it's going to sound crazy.
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So, one of my ex-clients,
he, um...
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he had a kingdom
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that was technically
a part of Georgia,
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the country, not the state.
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He... had a kingdom
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He was deposed,
and, um...
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now he's in exile
here in the United States.
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He has... billions of dollars
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in Georgian lari...
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in cash.
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He just packed it out
of the country with him.
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So, he can't use
his lari, obviously.
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He's living in
a studio apartment
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using a billion dollars
of useless money
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as a coffee table.
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So, I started helping him out.
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I get, like, little amounts
of cash together.
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I'd meet his bodyguard,
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and I'd trade my US dollars
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for twice its value.
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Then I walk down
the street to the bank,
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exchange my lari
for US dollars.
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Very simple. It works.
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And I built trust.
He trusts me.
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Okay.
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I've been doing
small amounts,
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five grand, ten grand.
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But today...
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today I'm taking the leap.
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Today in that,
in that satchel,
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I have $400,000 in cash.
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All my assets
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and as many colleagues
as I could trust to kick in.
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In, yep, one hour,
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a Georgian despot's bodyguard
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is going to knock
on that door...
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and he is going to make me
a very rich man.
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This is the most exciting thing
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that's ever happened to me.
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I want to see the money.
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You want to see the money
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-Yes.
-Alright.
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My God, it's real.
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I have never seen
this much money in my life.
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Reggie, I want to trust you...
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but what if I'm being stupid
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What if I'm being stupid
on the one day of my life
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I can't afford to be stupid.
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Let's have sex on the money.
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What
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Like, spread it out
on the bed and just...
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I-I don't actually think that
would be as fun as it sounds.
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Well...
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I want to be here
for the exchange.
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-No.
-I, I want to be part of this.
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In fact, you should leave now.
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If he comes early, he's...
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Nope, I'm not going anywhere.
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Reggie.
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Listen, we're both
a little tipsy
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and this whole situation,
it's crazy, it's dangerous.
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It's not the real you.
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You should go back
to your real life.
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What if this is who I am
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What if I've just been wrong
for my entire life
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Maybe I should do
what you're doing
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and just... take a leap.
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No.
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No, no fucking way.
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If I put this in that bag,
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in an hour,
I'll have $40,000, right
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That's twice as much help
for twice as many orphans.
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No.
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I mean, yes...
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yes, theoretically,
you could double your money,
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but there's always the potential
for something bad to go down.
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Shit.
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He's early.
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Shit.
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Okay, um, I'm going
to go answer the door.
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You go in the bathroom
and you wait.
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I don't want you in here
when he comes in.
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You just go in there
and you wait,
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and y and you
and you lock that bag up.
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Reggie, you are a safe,
normal, boring person
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with a pet fish.
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Don't do anything stupid.
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Something stupid.
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Okay. Okay.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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What can I get you
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I guess a beer, por favor.
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I'm drinking for two.
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No, not like I'm, pregnant.
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No, just, me and the Lord.
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And I got
this, these...
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little breakfast coupon
for some eggs, please.
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Okay.
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Morning beer.
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Morning beer makes
a day a little less clear.
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Morning.
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How you doing Morning.
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00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,575
Love another
breakfast connoisseur.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. You know what it is
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I think I just like
eating anything
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that I know
could be fertilized.
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Pretty good deal too.
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Yes. And, well,
I got mine for free.
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See, I do this thing
where I collect coupons
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from, various hotels
for free breakfast
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and, well, you can
get 'em everywhere.
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Yeah. You know.
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Different cities,
different hotels,
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and you can
use 'em anywhere
265
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,943
'cause people, well,
they hardly check 'em.
266
00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,813
So, I got these eggs
from a hotel
267
00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,215
in Beaverton, Oregon.
268
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,784
Hey, well...
269
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:48,655
I know what I'm doing
at a bar at 8:30 in the morning.
270
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:53,526
I'm bored, and I got this,
sleeping albatross
to offload.
271
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,462
You don't need
to know about my life.
272
00:19:55,562 --> 00:19:57,364
What about you
What are you doing here
273
00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:58,865
I'm Charlie, by the way.
274
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:01,301
-Alec.
-Bullshit.
275
00:20:01,835 --> 00:20:03,670
Sorry to say nom de plume,
nom de guerre,
276
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,339
nom de none of my business,
so go ahead.
277
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:13,079
Weirdly, it's kind of a hybrid
278
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,682
business-pleasure-type thing.
279
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,283
Staying at the hotel
from outta town
280
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:18,618
for a work engagement.
281
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:20,020
Bullshit.
282
00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,324
What No, it's,
it's not bullshit. I...
283
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,728
I work with very private
luxury clients
284
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,230
who need, privacy.
285
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,165
Bullshit. Man, I really
just don't know
286
00:20:32,265 --> 00:20:35,001
that I've heard
this much bullshit
this early in the morning.
287
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,704
- Now, ma'am...
- Ma'am
288
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,240
-Okay. Miss
-"Miss" may be worse.
289
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,108
Look, lady.
290
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,178
I'm sorry, but you
start talking to me
291
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:47,714
and suddenly you're yelling
"bullshit" in my face.
292
00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,416
I-I-I Look,
I don't need this.
293
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,885
I'm stressed enough
today, 'kay
294
00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,853
I'm sorry about that.
295
00:20:56,656 --> 00:20:58,892
Biggest deal of my life
is about to go down.
296
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,462
Bullshit.
297
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,399
Hey, man, what's going on
298
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,235
I mean, it's just the two
of us at this bar, you know
299
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:11,471
I mean, the stakes
couldn't be lower.
300
00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,306
You don't need to lie to me.
301
00:21:13,406 --> 00:21:14,708
Anyway...
302
00:21:15,175 --> 00:21:18,345
I'll... I'll just
leave it alone.
303
00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,581
I'm going to go back
to my eggs. Okay
304
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,923
What...
the fuck is going on
305
00:21:30,023 --> 00:21:33,426
Is this Is this, like,
the weirdest bust of all time
306
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,362
No, no.
307
00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:38,264
It's just that I...
Well, you see, I have this gift.
308
00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:40,667
I can tell when
people are lying,
309
00:21:40,767 --> 00:21:44,237
sort of like a,
a human lie detector.
310
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,006
Nice to meet ya.
311
00:21:51,011 --> 00:21:52,379
Let's try this again.
312
00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:58,685
Nice to meet you.
I'm Guy, and I'm a conman.
313
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,488
I'm Charlie Cale,
and I believe you.
314
00:22:02,622 --> 00:22:05,658
Guys, you got
to meet Charlie Cale.
315
00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,427
You're not going
to believe this.
316
00:22:10,296 --> 00:22:11,498
Hey.
317
00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:13,266
I'm from Abington,
Massachusetts.
318
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:14,701
True.
319
00:22:14,801 --> 00:22:17,470
-My blood type is AB negative.
-Bullshit.
320
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,172
I have a brother named Carl.
321
00:22:19,272 --> 00:22:20,340
Bullshit.
322
00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:21,641
What did I tell you
323
00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:25,345
Guys She's amazing.
She's amazing.
324
00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,980
True. Thanks.
325
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:28,515
No, I'm a professional.
326
00:22:28,615 --> 00:22:31,251
I lie for a living,
and your gift is uncanny.
327
00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,652
I've never seen
anything like it.
328
00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:35,388
Yes. Yeah.
Well, thanks, man.
329
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,723
No one's fooled me yet.
330
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,458
-I'm going to be the first.
-Sorry.
331
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,860
But I, I think
I might be foolproof.
332
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,128
Nobody is foolproof.
333
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:45,065
You're just really good
at recognizing people's tells.
334
00:22:45,165 --> 00:22:46,266
Yes.
335
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,702
That's, um, blushing,
336
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:49,869
turning your head
a certain way,
337
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:51,271
whatever people do
when they're lying.
338
00:22:51,371 --> 00:22:53,039
Yes, I do know
what a tell is.
339
00:22:53,139 --> 00:22:55,041
And, well, I happen
to think that people
340
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:57,977
who talk about tells
like they're science
are full of shit.
341
00:22:58,244 --> 00:23:00,180
It is a science and an art.
342
00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:01,314
- A performance.
- Right.
343
00:23:01,414 --> 00:23:05,685
A lie is the contrast between
what you present to the world
344
00:23:05,785 --> 00:23:07,487
and the truth
that you're hiding.
345
00:23:07,921 --> 00:23:09,923
And the tell is
the friction point
346
00:23:10,023 --> 00:23:11,891
between those two things.
347
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:16,262
And like any physical reaction,
it can be repressed.
348
00:23:16,696 --> 00:23:20,100
Impressive. A, a guy
who can repress his tells.
349
00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:21,801
You must be amazing in bed.
350
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,136
I...
351
00:23:23,236 --> 00:23:26,840
Yes, I guess theoretically
the world's greatest sociopath
352
00:23:26,940 --> 00:23:29,709
could trick me,
but, certainly not you.
353
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:31,644
You're just a big old softie.
354
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:34,848
Game on, Charlie Cale.
355
00:23:35,181 --> 00:23:39,452
Okay, so, you going
to introduce me
356
00:23:39,552 --> 00:23:41,888
to your foreboding pals here
357
00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,024
I take it you're
the ringleader.
358
00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:45,525
That's a good guess.
359
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,560
I write the cons.
I mastermind the whole game.
360
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:49,229
Guy's a genius.
361
00:23:49,329 --> 00:23:50,930
- I'm Manny.
- Hey.
362
00:23:51,031 --> 00:23:53,533
I'm his consigliere
and a stage manager,
363
00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,069
and I play the heavy,
I take care of the snacks.
364
00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:57,070
Can I get you anything
365
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,672
Manny, you can call
yourself my consigliere
366
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,473
when you can fucking
spell it.
367
00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:03,209
Yeah, I just, um,
I was trying to
368
00:24:03,309 --> 00:24:04,911
He's the muscle.
369
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:06,212
This is Gene.
370
00:24:06,312 --> 00:24:08,748
Hi, I'm Gene.
I'm the accountant.
371
00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:11,518
Kind of like a numbers wiz,
like in the Ben Affleck movie.
372
00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,986
"Good Will Hunting."
373
00:24:13,420 --> 00:24:15,055
No, "The Accountant."
374
00:24:15,488 --> 00:24:18,491
There's a surprising amount
of math involved in the big con.
375
00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:21,027
David is a brilliant actor.
376
00:24:21,127 --> 00:24:23,630
I'm going to mention
that he went to Juilliard
before he does, though.
377
00:24:23,730 --> 00:24:25,231
I'm in charge
of character work.
378
00:24:25,331 --> 00:24:26,900
It might seem like overkill,
379
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,735
but our criminal venture
is all about performance.
380
00:24:29,569 --> 00:24:32,772
And my Juilliard training
gives us the edge
of verisimilitude.
381
00:24:33,173 --> 00:24:36,109
Wow. Your parents
must be very proud.
382
00:24:36,209 --> 00:24:39,279
That's, Derek,
that's Brian, that's Joe,
383
00:24:39,379 --> 00:24:41,081
and Cliff over there
is our intern.
384
00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:42,248
She takes the minutes.
385
00:24:42,349 --> 00:24:44,784
- How you doing
- Hi.
386
00:24:44,884 --> 00:24:47,020
- Cool vest.
- Thank you.
387
00:24:49,422 --> 00:24:51,057
Okay, so...
388
00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:54,461
sorry
if I seem skeptical.
389
00:24:54,794 --> 00:24:57,130
What even is
a con these days
390
00:24:57,230 --> 00:25:01,534
I mean, crypto fraud, identity theft
391
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:03,837
None of that
tawdry, modern shit.
392
00:25:04,337 --> 00:25:05,972
You're looking at maybe
the last crew in America
393
00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,208
that runs an old-school
big con.
394
00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:10,477
Old-school shit.
Old-school shit.
395
00:25:10,577 --> 00:25:11,611
Please shut up.
396
00:25:12,212 --> 00:25:14,481
Our bread and butter's
"The Sleazy Georgian."
397
00:25:14,581 --> 00:25:16,016
That's what I was going
to run on you in the bar.
398
00:25:16,116 --> 00:25:17,484
It's kinda like
The Pigeon Drop,
399
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:19,152
but with a little
international flair.
400
00:25:19,252 --> 00:25:21,654
Okay, so how does it work
401
00:25:22,155 --> 00:25:25,592
Like, let's say I wasn't
a human lie detector.
402
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,594
Well, what would've
gone down this morning
403
00:25:27,694 --> 00:25:29,863
Okay.
404
00:25:29,963 --> 00:25:33,633
First contact
is very important.
405
00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,102
You want the mark to think
that they engaged you.
406
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:38,271
It's like forcing a card.
407
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:39,739
Then, you set the hook.
408
00:25:40,373 --> 00:25:44,310
In this con, the story's
about a despot from Georgia,
409
00:25:44,411 --> 00:25:46,413
the country, not the state,
410
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:48,948
who uses me
as a money exchange.
411
00:25:49,516 --> 00:25:53,753
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean, that is, like,
a bad email scam.
412
00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:55,088
Who even buys this shit
413
00:25:55,188 --> 00:25:57,223
They don't buy it
if you're selling it.
414
00:25:57,323 --> 00:26:00,360
But if you're hiding it,
if you make them
earn your trust,
415
00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:02,595
earn your confidence
to get to it.
416
00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:04,297
Curiosity and cats.
417
00:26:04,397 --> 00:26:05,632
Yes.
418
00:26:06,266 --> 00:26:07,801
You give them a deadline.
419
00:26:07,901 --> 00:26:09,202
The Georgian is coming
in an hour.
420
00:26:09,302 --> 00:26:11,304
This is the last exchange
I'm ever going to do.
421
00:26:11,404 --> 00:26:12,472
Are you in, are you out
422
00:26:12,872 --> 00:26:15,208
So, the mark has
an hour to get to an ATM
423
00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:17,444
and come back with
as much cash as they can get.
424
00:26:17,544 --> 00:26:18,611
It's called "Putting Them
on the Send."
425
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:21,848
Right, but, you can't keep them hooked
once they leave, though.
426
00:26:21,948 --> 00:26:23,883
I mean, surely they come
to their senses
427
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:25,618
and then they're
not coming back.
428
00:26:25,719 --> 00:26:27,487
They always come back.
429
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,255
These are not
good people, Charlie.
430
00:26:29,356 --> 00:26:33,226
Their greed always trumps
their caution or their morality.
431
00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,230
That's where I come in.
432
00:26:37,330 --> 00:26:39,699
I show up as the Georgian
despot's muscle, right
433
00:26:39,799 --> 00:26:42,168
- Now, I have a gun.
- Shut the fuck up, Manny.
434
00:26:45,839 --> 00:26:48,274
Yeah, so Manny shows up
as the Georgian despot's muscle.
435
00:26:48,375 --> 00:26:51,311
I'm squibbed up, he shoots me,
they get the fuck out.
436
00:26:51,411 --> 00:26:53,747
They feel lucky to have
escaped with their lives.
437
00:26:53,847 --> 00:26:55,415
That's the big blow up.
438
00:26:56,983 --> 00:27:00,086
And that's it,
The Sleazy Georgian.
439
00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,388
Okay. Plot hole.
440
00:27:01,488 --> 00:27:04,024
So, what happens if the mark
wants to inspect that cash,
441
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:06,126
you know, before they put it
in the satchel
442
00:27:06,559 --> 00:27:08,795
You're really smart.
443
00:27:08,895 --> 00:27:10,730
We put the real cash on top.
444
00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:12,599
I use the take
from the last con.
445
00:27:12,699 --> 00:27:15,201
It's a little bit
like a conman escrow.
446
00:27:15,502 --> 00:27:16,836
Yeah. You see,
we only get paid
447
00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:18,872
after the next
successful grift.
448
00:27:18,972 --> 00:27:20,573
It's kind of fucked up actually
and we should change
449
00:27:20,674 --> 00:27:24,010
It's amazing. It's job security,
and nobody can quit Guy's
gang.
450
00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:28,581
Um, I actually won't be
returning after March.
451
00:27:28,682 --> 00:27:29,549
What
452
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:33,319
I got a job as a NBC page,
so...
453
00:27:34,521 --> 00:27:35,455
My dream job.
454
00:27:35,555 --> 00:27:37,290
Wow. Here's to you, Cliff
455
00:27:37,390 --> 00:27:38,692
Thank you.
456
00:27:38,792 --> 00:27:40,026
Does it ever get dangerous
457
00:27:40,126 --> 00:27:43,430
No. I always protect my crew.
458
00:27:43,530 --> 00:27:45,065
- Whoa.
- It's just blanks.
459
00:27:45,165 --> 00:27:46,132
It's just blanks.
460
00:27:46,232 --> 00:27:48,068
But the threat of it
is all you need.
461
00:27:48,435 --> 00:27:50,704
And there are three rules
we never break.
462
00:27:51,705 --> 00:27:53,440
You never overreach.
463
00:27:54,007 --> 00:27:56,109
You always let the mark lead,
464
00:27:56,643 --> 00:28:00,847
and you bail if the mark
shows you even one red flag.
465
00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:09,222
So, there I am,
my pants around my ankles
466
00:28:09,322 --> 00:28:10,857
and I'm running away
from the nuns
467
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:12,325
and I'm screaming,
"Perestroika"
468
00:28:12,425 --> 00:28:14,828
No, it was the only word
I could remember in Russian.
469
00:28:14,928 --> 00:28:16,696
What a life you guys lead.
470
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:19,899
Check this out.
471
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,302
-It's a face swap.
-Hey Ooh.
472
00:28:22,402 --> 00:28:24,537
Manny, Manny,
you got to send me that
473
00:28:24,637 --> 00:28:26,306
'cause it's a, well,
it's been a second
474
00:28:26,406 --> 00:28:28,041
since, you know, I had
one of these, phones.
475
00:28:28,141 --> 00:28:29,509
I'm going to make that
my wallpaper.
476
00:28:29,609 --> 00:28:32,979
Man.
I did one the other day
with my dog's butt.
477
00:28:33,546 --> 00:28:35,348
Robin was like,
"Six years we've been married.
478
00:28:35,448 --> 00:28:36,983
I don't know if I can
ever kiss you again."
479
00:28:37,083 --> 00:28:38,385
What
480
00:28:38,485 --> 00:28:39,986
The fuck are you doing
481
00:28:40,086 --> 00:28:41,888
Brainless fucking meathead.
482
00:28:41,988 --> 00:28:43,990
It's a face swap.
483
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:46,292
This is a cloud-based
third party app
484
00:28:46,393 --> 00:28:49,362
and you just uploaded a picture
of your fucking fat face
485
00:28:49,462 --> 00:28:50,997
and our prop table
486
00:28:51,431 --> 00:28:54,834
with identifiable items
from past jobs.
487
00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:58,538
I'm sorry, it was stupid.
It won't happen again.
488
00:28:58,972 --> 00:29:00,473
We're just trying to have
a little fun around here.
489
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:02,976
We're not here to have fun.
490
00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:14,788
Well, that killed the vibe.
491
00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:16,923
Cliff, don't put that
all in the minutes.
492
00:29:23,296 --> 00:29:24,597
Hey, Manny.
493
00:29:25,198 --> 00:29:27,100
Why do you let him
treat you like that
494
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:29,869
He just acts that way
when I do something stupid.
495
00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,471
You don't deserve that.
496
00:29:31,571 --> 00:29:32,772
And, just to say,
I mean,
497
00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:35,208
this isn't really, like,
genius-level stuff.
498
00:29:35,542 --> 00:29:37,944
You know the game
just as well as Guy does.
499
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:41,114
You could do it without him.
500
00:29:41,214 --> 00:29:43,783
No, no, no, no.
I couldn't. I... Never mind.
501
00:29:43,883 --> 00:29:46,586
I... It's not like...
502
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,856
it's not like
we're personally close.
503
00:29:51,024 --> 00:29:53,993
He's never met Robin.
We've been married six years.
504
00:29:55,495 --> 00:29:56,629
Guy is my mentor. Right
505
00:29:56,730 --> 00:30:00,033
I know he would never cross me,
and I-I'd never cross him.
506
00:30:03,703 --> 00:30:04,838
Hey, six years,
that's sick.
507
00:30:04,938 --> 00:30:06,573
That's great.
Congrats on that.
508
00:30:06,673 --> 00:30:07,741
Thank you very much.
509
00:30:07,841 --> 00:30:09,109
I didn't know
it'd happen for me.
510
00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:12,145
I, I had someone.
I...
511
00:30:14,447 --> 00:30:16,683
Dogwood blossoms
float against
512
00:30:16,783 --> 00:30:19,219
The ice-encrusted
creek bank
513
00:30:19,319 --> 00:30:20,587
Shit.
514
00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:23,690
Hey, can I just take this,
umbrella from the prop pile
515
00:30:23,790 --> 00:30:26,626
Charlie, that's
the "keep" pile. No.
516
00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:28,862
You know what
Just grab anything
from the pile over there.
517
00:30:28,962 --> 00:30:30,096
There's nothing important.
518
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,765
'kay.
519
00:30:32,365 --> 00:30:34,167
That alright with you, Cliff
520
00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:35,268
Yes.
521
00:30:35,368 --> 00:30:37,971
Adios, amigos.
522
00:30:39,572 --> 00:30:43,176
I'm going to need 45
to a hundred headshots printed.
523
00:30:43,276 --> 00:30:45,145
Is that something
you can do, Cliff
524
00:30:47,981 --> 00:30:49,449
Hey. Hey.
525
00:30:50,550 --> 00:30:51,184
Hi.
526
00:30:51,885 --> 00:30:54,454
I saw the look in your eyes
when I was describing that con.
527
00:30:54,554 --> 00:30:56,556
What look
528
00:30:56,656 --> 00:31:00,794
I think there's a part of you
that's, drawn to all this.
529
00:31:00,894 --> 00:31:02,762
And with your gift...
530
00:31:04,764 --> 00:31:06,700
Well, I can't say
I'm not intrigued.
531
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:09,836
It's fun, it's romantic.
532
00:31:10,136 --> 00:31:12,105
It's like a big game. But...
533
00:31:12,205 --> 00:31:13,707
But What's holding you back
534
00:31:14,307 --> 00:31:16,643
Well, you're dressing it up
535
00:31:16,743 --> 00:31:18,578
with all kinds
of old-timey terminology
536
00:31:18,678 --> 00:31:19,746
and theatrics and whatnot,
537
00:31:19,846 --> 00:31:21,014
like it's something
out of a movie,
538
00:31:21,114 --> 00:31:22,382
but, end of the day, I
539
00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:24,451
you're still just stealing
from honest people
540
00:31:24,551 --> 00:31:26,152
and I can't get with that.
541
00:31:26,252 --> 00:31:28,555
You can't con an honest man.
542
00:31:28,655 --> 00:31:31,991
Believe me, every single person
we con is a criminal
543
00:31:32,092 --> 00:31:35,562
who would kill and steal
for the money in that satchel.
544
00:31:36,463 --> 00:31:38,531
We're just letting them do it
in a safe sandbox.
545
00:31:38,631 --> 00:31:42,102
I see. So, you only rob
from criminals.
546
00:31:42,202 --> 00:31:45,271
-That's right.
-You're like
the Dexter of conmen.
547
00:31:45,372 --> 00:31:47,073
Exactly. It's all theater.
548
00:31:47,173 --> 00:31:48,875
No one ever gets hurt for real.
549
00:31:48,975 --> 00:31:51,311
I got to say, I mean,
I'm usually a lone wolf.
550
00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:56,583
But the idea of having a pack,
it does have some appeal.
551
00:31:56,683 --> 00:31:58,218
See you tomorrow,
Charlie Cale.
552
00:31:59,919 --> 00:32:01,421
Probably. Yeah.
553
00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:06,493
I almost feel you
next to me
554
00:32:06,593 --> 00:32:08,428
And it stirs a memory
555
00:32:08,528 --> 00:32:11,131
That hangs suspended
with a sigh
556
00:32:11,231 --> 00:32:17,604
And gently weaves its way
through my bedroom window
557
00:32:17,704 --> 00:32:21,441
"$20,000 National Orphan Fund"
558
00:32:22,509 --> 00:32:26,246
The seasons go
559
00:32:35,755 --> 00:32:37,290
Hey, Guy
560
00:32:37,691 --> 00:32:41,194
There you fucking are.
A goddamn word, please.
561
00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:44,030
What's the matter, Charlie
562
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:46,366
Woke up on the wrong side
of your car
563
00:32:46,466 --> 00:32:49,602
I, found this last night
564
00:32:49,703 --> 00:32:51,371
in your dead prop pile.
565
00:32:51,471 --> 00:32:55,008
It's a... Well, it struck me
as odd that you had a bank slip
566
00:32:55,108 --> 00:32:58,945
for $20,000 deposit
to the National Orphan Fund.
567
00:32:59,479 --> 00:33:01,715
You didn't really seem
like a charitable guy,
568
00:33:01,815 --> 00:33:03,616
so, I looked it up...
569
00:33:04,417 --> 00:33:06,252
found an article
in the local paper.
570
00:33:06,553 --> 00:33:09,189
A guy stole this 20K
from a woman
571
00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:11,725
who was holding it
for a charity bingo night,
572
00:33:11,825 --> 00:33:13,593
a charity for orphans.
573
00:33:15,428 --> 00:33:20,867
Who the fuck
steals from orphans
574
00:33:20,967 --> 00:33:24,537
I mean, that's,
it's terrible.
575
00:33:24,904 --> 00:33:27,440
But it is, sort of what we do.
576
00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,709
Man, I thought...
I-I-I-I thought you said
577
00:33:29,809 --> 00:33:33,880
that you, you only con
people who deserved it.
578
00:33:33,980 --> 00:33:35,148
Yes, that's right.
579
00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:38,118
Well, this woman,
she worked for the charity.
580
00:33:38,218 --> 00:33:39,919
Her name was Regina Gilvary.
581
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,421
Okay.
582
00:33:41,521 --> 00:33:42,222
Okay.
583
00:33:42,722 --> 00:33:46,726
So, she threw herself off
a bridge three days ago.
584
00:33:59,773 --> 00:34:01,775
Tough shit.
585
00:34:04,377 --> 00:34:08,281
A saintly woman
who helps orphans...
586
00:34:09,416 --> 00:34:13,653
who... seduces a stranger
587
00:34:14,954 --> 00:34:18,224
in a hotel bar
at 8:30 in the morning
588
00:34:18,792 --> 00:34:23,563
and is willing to gamble
$20,000 of her charity's money
589
00:34:23,663 --> 00:34:26,566
because the danger
of it gets her off.
590
00:34:27,967 --> 00:34:30,337
Reggie was the perfect mark.
591
00:34:31,671 --> 00:34:33,473
Any sane person
would've gotten out of there.
592
00:34:33,573 --> 00:34:37,043
But she marched
through every red flag.
593
00:34:37,577 --> 00:34:40,513
Dude with a gun,
satchel full of cash,
594
00:34:40,613 --> 00:34:43,283
a money-laundering
Georgian despot.
595
00:34:43,383 --> 00:34:46,086
She was blinded by greed,
596
00:34:46,553 --> 00:34:49,089
by the larceny in her heart.
597
00:34:49,189 --> 00:34:50,523
She was so ready for it
598
00:34:50,623 --> 00:34:52,525
that we didn't even have time
to put her on the send.
599
00:34:52,625 --> 00:34:54,694
We ended up just playing
her against the wall.
600
00:34:54,794 --> 00:34:57,263
She took me to that room,
601
00:34:57,364 --> 00:34:59,399
she put her money
in the satchel,
602
00:34:59,499 --> 00:35:01,735
and thank God I made a switch
603
00:35:01,835 --> 00:35:05,171
because when two men
lay dead at her feet,
604
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:08,041
she stole what she
thought was $400,000.
605
00:35:08,141 --> 00:35:09,376
Do you think any
of that money would've gone
606
00:35:09,476 --> 00:35:11,177
to the fucking orphans
607
00:35:16,549 --> 00:35:17,751
So...
608
00:35:20,887 --> 00:35:21,955
no.
609
00:35:22,822 --> 00:35:26,393
I don't feel bad about taking
that person's money.
610
00:35:28,828 --> 00:35:30,864
And if she couldn't handle
the consequences
611
00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:33,333
of her own actions...
612
00:35:36,236 --> 00:35:37,637
that's on her.
613
00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:40,240
Nah.
614
00:35:40,340 --> 00:35:43,276
I'm sorry. She was not
the perfect mark, okay
615
00:35:43,376 --> 00:35:45,412
She was a, just a person.
616
00:35:45,512 --> 00:35:48,548
A-And I'm sorry, but I-I think
that taking advantage
617
00:35:48,648 --> 00:35:50,583
of a person at their
most vulnerable is,
618
00:35:50,684 --> 00:35:55,588
you know, they got this, old-timey con terminology
for it.
619
00:35:55,689 --> 00:35:57,257
It's, shitty.
620
00:35:58,692 --> 00:36:01,361
You'll need to,
at the very least,
621
00:36:01,461 --> 00:36:03,196
get this money
back to the charity.
622
00:36:03,296 --> 00:36:04,431
No.
623
00:36:05,098 --> 00:36:06,099
Yes.
624
00:36:06,466 --> 00:36:08,835
Or I go to the cops.
625
00:36:11,604 --> 00:36:15,208
Hey, boss, sorry to interrupt,
626
00:36:15,809 --> 00:36:18,378
but th-there's a juicy mark
over at the hotel.
627
00:36:24,017 --> 00:36:27,654
If you call the cops on us,
628
00:36:27,754 --> 00:36:30,123
maybe we'll get caught
and maybe we won't.
629
00:36:31,091 --> 00:36:34,160
But you're not going to see
a dime of that charity's money.
630
00:36:35,028 --> 00:36:37,530
But if you come with us
and help us play this mark,
631
00:36:37,897 --> 00:36:39,566
I will cut you in for 20K
632
00:36:39,666 --> 00:36:41,801
and you can do whatever
you want with it.
633
00:36:42,602 --> 00:36:44,004
What are we going to do
634
00:36:44,371 --> 00:36:46,840
So, we're going to rob
a first responder
635
00:36:46,940 --> 00:36:51,277
so I can give, 20K
back to an orphan charity
636
00:36:51,378 --> 00:36:53,046
No, no, no, no.
637
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:56,750
This mark, sketchy as fuck.
638
00:37:00,153 --> 00:37:01,321
You in or out
639
00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:12,665
What'd you say
you did for a living again
640
00:37:12,766 --> 00:37:15,702
Little of this,
little of that.
641
00:37:16,269 --> 00:37:19,506
I'm currently
in the miscellaneous
errantry business.
642
00:37:19,606 --> 00:37:23,943
I used to be a runner, you know,
drugs, Postmates, whatever.
643
00:37:24,577 --> 00:37:26,713
But then I fell in
with this really cool fucker.
644
00:37:26,813 --> 00:37:28,948
He runs a super high-stakes
poker game.
645
00:37:29,049 --> 00:37:31,584
A guy used his gold tooth
as ante last month.
646
00:37:31,685 --> 00:37:33,486
My God, that's fascinating.
647
00:37:33,586 --> 00:37:35,855
Alright, dude,
I, I got to ask.
648
00:37:35,955 --> 00:37:37,123
Yeah.
649
00:37:37,223 --> 00:37:38,792
What's up with the satchel
650
00:37:44,130 --> 00:37:47,834
You go to the bank,
exchange it for US dollars.
651
00:37:47,934 --> 00:37:49,002
Clean and easy.
652
00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:52,172
Hey, this is...
I'm sorry, this is probably
653
00:37:52,272 --> 00:37:53,573
freaking you out
a little bit
654
00:37:53,673 --> 00:37:56,376
Nah. No, no, no, no, that's...
655
00:37:56,876 --> 00:38:00,680
This is some real straight
real-deal shit right here.
656
00:38:01,548 --> 00:38:03,917
- Hey, do you...
- May I
657
00:38:04,017 --> 00:38:05,018
Yeah. Sorry.
658
00:38:06,319 --> 00:38:07,620
Do you think
your Georgian friend
659
00:38:07,721 --> 00:38:11,491
would be cool with me
throwing into the pot
660
00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:15,929
Don't take this the wrong way.
661
00:38:16,029 --> 00:38:18,665
I, I don't know if...
662
00:38:18,765 --> 00:38:20,500
I-I don't know
if it would work.
663
00:38:21,034 --> 00:38:23,436
You'd have to get
the money in the next hour.
664
00:38:23,536 --> 00:38:24,904
He's coming really soon.
665
00:38:25,005 --> 00:38:27,107
He's very punctual.
You know, Georgians.
666
00:38:27,207 --> 00:38:31,678
Yes. Well, that is
a known stereotype
about Georgians.
667
00:38:31,778 --> 00:38:33,646
I could get
the money no problem.
668
00:38:33,747 --> 00:38:36,950
Y-Yeah, I have access to a ton
of cash from the poker game,
669
00:38:37,050 --> 00:38:38,918
and no one will notice
it's missing for hours.
670
00:38:39,019 --> 00:38:41,921
And, by then, I just
replace what I took.
671
00:38:42,522 --> 00:38:46,559
I can probably give you,
400 large.
672
00:38:47,794 --> 00:38:49,629
I mean, I have
a gambling problem,
673
00:38:49,729 --> 00:38:52,465
so no one suspects me
when I act weird, you know
674
00:38:52,832 --> 00:38:58,204
You can get, um, $400,000
Seriously
675
00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,640
I don't know, sweetheart.
676
00:39:01,574 --> 00:39:03,677
What do you think
Should we cut him in
677
00:39:04,511 --> 00:39:06,846
Are you out
of your fucking mind, sweetie
678
00:39:06,946 --> 00:39:09,849
She's got good sense.
I like her.
679
00:39:09,949 --> 00:39:13,953
She does. Luckily for you,
Sketch, I still wear the pants.
680
00:39:14,054 --> 00:39:16,489
So, meet us in Room 703
681
00:39:16,589 --> 00:39:19,659
before the next exchange
in one hour.
682
00:39:20,260 --> 00:39:23,697
You got it, Jefe.
683
00:39:25,699 --> 00:39:28,735
Yo, so, hey, Sketch,
Sketch.
684
00:39:28,835 --> 00:39:31,237
Hi. Yeah, I don't know,
it's, nice to meet you.
685
00:39:31,504 --> 00:39:33,940
Alright. Yeah. See ya.
686
00:39:35,275 --> 00:39:36,810
Sketch, Sketch.
687
00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:40,880
The exchange happens in an hour
whether you're back or not.
688
00:39:40,980 --> 00:39:43,950
-Yeah. Yeah, no problem.
-Okay. Alright.
689
00:39:44,617 --> 00:39:46,720
- See you in an hour.
- Yes. Yes.
690
00:39:50,957 --> 00:39:53,927
Manny, you were right.
This mark is juicy.
691
00:39:54,027 --> 00:39:55,028
What
692
00:39:55,662 --> 00:39:57,697
What are you talking about
693
00:39:58,098 --> 00:40:00,700
We, obviously, need to pull
the plug on this scam.
694
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,036
No way are we bailing on this.
695
00:40:03,136 --> 00:40:05,805
It's $400,000.
696
00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:08,274
He, obviously, works
for a local mob.
697
00:40:08,375 --> 00:40:09,576
He's twitchy as fuck.
698
00:40:09,676 --> 00:40:11,711
He's a, a, a gambling addict.
699
00:40:11,811 --> 00:40:14,114
And his name is Sketch.
700
00:40:14,214 --> 00:40:16,950
It's $400,000.
701
00:40:17,050 --> 00:40:20,820
Look, you told me the rules.
You see a red flag, you bail.
702
00:40:21,354 --> 00:40:22,689
I forgot to tell you
the uber rule:
703
00:40:22,789 --> 00:40:26,092
If a mark has $400,000,
you steal it.
704
00:40:26,926 --> 00:40:28,561
- Boy.
- I'm sorry, Charlie.
705
00:40:28,661 --> 00:40:29,996
You make some good points.
706
00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:31,398
But I trust Guy.
707
00:40:31,765 --> 00:40:33,700
If he says it's good
to go, I'm in.
708
00:40:34,134 --> 00:40:37,037
I wish you weren't
telling me the truth.
709
00:40:37,137 --> 00:40:38,304
I really do, Manny.
710
00:40:38,738 --> 00:40:42,342
It's just, I got
a little news for you.
711
00:40:42,842 --> 00:40:46,446
You see this con, well,
it's not going down
712
00:40:46,546 --> 00:40:47,881
whether you like it or not.
713
00:40:48,448 --> 00:40:52,285
Sketch here, he's never
coming back from that ATM.
714
00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:54,254
Well, I tipped him off.
715
00:41:02,762 --> 00:41:06,132
Sorry, Charlie.
They always come back.
716
00:41:11,905 --> 00:41:14,107
You're not the only one
who knows when somebody's lying.
717
00:41:23,717 --> 00:41:25,485
Okay. So, what now
718
00:41:25,985 --> 00:41:27,554
You sit there.
719
00:41:27,654 --> 00:41:28,588
You don't say a word.
720
00:41:28,688 --> 00:41:30,090
When Manny comes in
waving his gun
721
00:41:30,190 --> 00:41:32,559
to blow off the mark,
you run into the bathroom
722
00:41:32,659 --> 00:41:33,760
and you stay there.
723
00:41:33,860 --> 00:41:35,795
Okay
This will all be over quick.
724
00:41:38,732 --> 00:41:40,133
Is this some...
725
00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:43,570
you know,
switcheroo bullshit
726
00:41:43,670 --> 00:41:45,271
Like, I don't know.
727
00:41:45,372 --> 00:41:49,009
Is this, like, a, a setup
and you're trying to con me
728
00:41:50,110 --> 00:41:51,111
Out of what
729
00:41:53,146 --> 00:41:57,384
Yeah, I don't know.
I-I guess maybe, my pride.
730
00:41:57,484 --> 00:41:59,085
That doesn't make sense.
731
00:42:01,621 --> 00:42:03,289
Well, why don't you
just let me leave then.
732
00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:05,058
I mean, this is almost over.
733
00:42:05,658 --> 00:42:06,826
No can do.
734
00:42:06,926 --> 00:42:08,595
Sketch has taken
a shine to Ashley.
735
00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:10,263
If you leave,
it might spook him.
736
00:42:11,531 --> 00:42:13,867
He should be here any minute.
737
00:42:13,967 --> 00:42:18,872
Hey, despite everything,
I do trust you.
738
00:42:19,572 --> 00:42:20,907
Bullshit.
739
00:42:33,386 --> 00:42:35,689
He's back.
Man of the hour.
740
00:42:35,789 --> 00:42:37,123
Yeah.
741
00:42:38,725 --> 00:42:39,826
It was a little harder
than I thought,
742
00:42:39,926 --> 00:42:41,494
but I managed to get it all.
743
00:42:41,594 --> 00:42:43,129
Just give me a second.
744
00:42:47,300 --> 00:42:48,568
Fuck
745
00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,737
Why do girls do this on
purpose
746
00:43:00,647 --> 00:43:01,948
He has a gun.
747
00:43:04,417 --> 00:43:05,585
Of course, I have a piece.
748
00:43:05,685 --> 00:43:07,754
What kind of gambling addict
do you think I am
749
00:43:14,427 --> 00:43:17,263
Guy Goddamnit, you got to,
you got to tell him the truth.
750
00:43:17,364 --> 00:43:18,298
Tell him the truth.
751
00:43:22,002 --> 00:43:23,903
What are you
talking about, dear
752
00:43:28,608 --> 00:43:30,043
Okay, look, this is
a game, okay
753
00:43:30,143 --> 00:43:32,078
It's a con.
It's all bullshit.
754
00:43:32,178 --> 00:43:34,848
Settle down, sweetheart. Okay
I'm sorry about my wife.
755
00:43:34,948 --> 00:43:36,249
She gets really nervous
before the guy comes in.
756
00:43:36,349 --> 00:43:38,551
- Guy Tell him the truth, now...
- Shut up, Ashley.
757
00:43:38,651 --> 00:43:39,519
...before Manny
walks in that door.
758
00:43:39,619 --> 00:43:41,221
Hey Shut up. Shut up
759
00:43:42,856 --> 00:43:44,090
This is not a game anymore.
760
00:43:44,190 --> 00:43:46,059
You go in the bathroom
and you let us do our shit.
761
00:43:46,159 --> 00:43:47,694
Okay, Guy, seriously,
you need to stop.
762
00:43:47,794 --> 00:43:50,530
- Shut up.
- What the fuck is going on
763
00:43:50,630 --> 00:43:52,932
Manny Don't.
764
00:43:55,602 --> 00:43:57,337
No
765
00:44:02,242 --> 00:44:03,443
Guy. Help me
766
00:44:03,543 --> 00:44:05,245
Guy
767
00:44:17,457 --> 00:44:18,825
What
768
00:44:29,336 --> 00:44:30,370
Son of a bitch.
769
00:44:34,808 --> 00:44:38,011
Jesus Christ.
Gather around, boys
770
00:44:38,611 --> 00:44:39,846
You too, Cliff.
771
00:44:39,946 --> 00:44:41,915
Christmas come early this year.
772
00:44:43,216 --> 00:44:44,184
Okay.
773
00:44:44,751 --> 00:44:46,019
Bad news first.
774
00:44:46,119 --> 00:44:48,922
We're gonna have to clear out
and blow town, fast.
775
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:51,524
And we may be down a guy,
which sucks. It really does.
776
00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:54,494
But I have the satchel.
777
00:44:54,794 --> 00:45:00,400
I have all our cash
plus $400,000.
778
00:45:00,500 --> 00:45:01,801
The biggest
779
00:45:01,901 --> 00:45:04,037
-score of our lives
-Come on.
780
00:45:10,744 --> 00:45:12,545
"Good for one free breakfast
781
00:45:12,912 --> 00:45:15,281
Sunshine Inn,
Des Moines, Iowa."
782
00:45:16,316 --> 00:45:18,818
You lost our fucking money
from that satchel
783
00:45:18,918 --> 00:45:20,120
You fucking idiot.
784
00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:21,388
I'm going to kill you.
785
00:45:21,488 --> 00:45:24,557
Shit. It's the cops.
786
00:45:24,657 --> 00:45:26,693
Shit, they're coming. Fuck
787
00:45:26,793 --> 00:45:28,328
Charlie Cale.
788
00:45:34,668 --> 00:45:36,036
Son of a bitch.
789
00:45:36,536 --> 00:45:39,005
Shit. Fuck.
790
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:42,375
Son of a bitch.
791
00:45:43,410 --> 00:45:44,744
Man.
792
00:45:44,844 --> 00:45:46,246
He really did it
793
00:45:46,346 --> 00:45:49,616
I mean, he really just,
like, left you here to die.
794
00:45:49,716 --> 00:45:50,817
Just like you said he would.
795
00:45:50,917 --> 00:45:53,219
I mean,
this cold-hearted motherfucker.
796
00:45:53,319 --> 00:45:54,821
- I told you.
- Damn, Manny,
797
00:45:54,921 --> 00:45:56,890
your plan really worked.
798
00:45:56,990 --> 00:45:59,325
You're good at this. Yeah.
799
00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:00,360
You're like...
800
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:03,029
you're like
the Dexter of conmen Yeah.
801
00:46:03,129 --> 00:46:04,964
You could make this
your whole thing, you know
802
00:46:05,065 --> 00:46:07,067
I don't know.
Maybe. It could be fun,
803
00:46:07,534 --> 00:46:09,502
but I don't ever want
to hurt anybody again.
804
00:46:09,602 --> 00:46:10,937
I don't want another Regina.
805
00:46:12,038 --> 00:46:12,972
But we should
get out of here.
806
00:46:13,073 --> 00:46:14,274
As soon as
the cops grab Guy,
807
00:46:14,374 --> 00:46:15,775
he's going to send 'em
straight back.
808
00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:17,243
So, what happens now
809
00:46:17,344 --> 00:46:20,347
We, like, well, meet up
under the bridge,
810
00:46:20,447 --> 00:46:21,481
split up this 20K
811
00:46:21,581 --> 00:46:23,850
No, you take it.
812
00:46:23,950 --> 00:46:28,121
Give it to the orphans.
From me and Robin.
813
00:46:28,621 --> 00:46:30,056
Don't I get a say in that
814
00:46:30,156 --> 00:46:32,359
You're such a big softie.
815
00:46:32,592 --> 00:46:33,827
That's why I trusted him.
816
00:46:34,160 --> 00:46:37,197
That's why I married him.
817
00:46:41,735 --> 00:46:43,970
-See you, Charlie.
-See ya.
818
00:46:51,611 --> 00:46:52,846
Okie-dokes.
819
00:46:53,246 --> 00:46:56,016
The fuck
820
00:47:01,888 --> 00:47:03,990
Gotcha
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