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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,830 --> 00:00:04,050 Come on, girls, come on. You know it makes sense. These are the finest 2 00:00:04,050 --> 00:00:07,130 money can buy. Look at that. They're a pleasure to have the flu with these. 3 00:00:08,070 --> 00:00:10,930 See that? They're lovely. They work. They're beautiful. Now, come on, take 4 00:00:10,930 --> 00:00:13,110 off me. Because, listen, I've got to knock them out because I want to get 5 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:14,110 early. 6 00:00:18,430 --> 00:00:21,690 Hello, are you Mr. Topper? Yeah, that's right. Not free for a pound, a pound and 7 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:24,510 a rail. I don't want time to sit. I want to talk to you about white mice. 8 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:27,410 White mice? Oh, that's a shame. It's a shame. You should have come yesterday. I 9 00:00:27,410 --> 00:00:30,670 had six beauties yesterday, but I flogged them to a wally in a funny act. 10 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:33,950 that's exactly what I've come to see you about. My name's Linfolds Wood. 11 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:36,990 Oh, well, don't feel guilty about it, girl. Weren't you a fool, was he? 12 00:00:37,570 --> 00:00:41,010 Actually, Lin happens to be my most favourite name. 13 00:00:41,290 --> 00:00:42,290 That's what they all say. 14 00:00:42,570 --> 00:00:43,570 My name's Bell. 15 00:00:43,830 --> 00:00:44,830 It's all for Derry. 16 00:00:45,770 --> 00:00:46,770 How much do you pay for that? 17 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:49,690 Stop trying to change the subject. No, I'm just saying I could have got it 18 00:00:49,690 --> 00:00:50,690 cheaper for you. 19 00:00:50,890 --> 00:00:54,570 Do you like curry? Look, I'm Lynne Holdwood from the BBC's Breakfast Time 20 00:00:54,570 --> 00:00:57,590 programme, and I've come to see you because I've got a very serious 21 00:00:58,750 --> 00:01:01,230 Complaint? Ah, no, sorry, you've got the wrong department. I don't handle 22 00:01:01,230 --> 00:01:03,330 complaints. You've got to see my Director of Public Relations. 23 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:07,090 Oh, he's out at the moment. He's down the cab getting a bacon roll. He sure is 24 00:01:07,090 --> 00:01:08,630 not stocking up on pork pies. 25 00:01:08,870 --> 00:01:11,270 Mr Trotter, you are the man I want to see. 26 00:01:11,690 --> 00:01:16,870 Now, yesterday afternoon, you sold these six white mice... To a Mr. Buttons. 27 00:01:17,390 --> 00:01:20,710 Mr. Buttons? No, no, I told you I'd slog them to a Wally and the Funny Hat. 28 00:01:21,010 --> 00:01:23,350 Mr. Buttons is the Wally and the Funny Hat. 29 00:01:23,550 --> 00:01:27,490 Now, you assured Mr. Buttons that these white mice were magic and they'd turn 30 00:01:27,490 --> 00:01:28,490 into horses. 31 00:01:28,550 --> 00:01:30,410 Did I say that? You most certainly did. 32 00:01:30,630 --> 00:01:31,469 Turn into horses? 33 00:01:31,470 --> 00:01:36,170 Yes, and I'm here to tell you, Mr. Trotter, that surprise, surprise, these 34 00:01:36,170 --> 00:01:37,930 mice did not turn into horses. 35 00:01:38,690 --> 00:01:39,690 Really? 36 00:01:39,830 --> 00:01:41,670 Now, that does surprise me, that. 37 00:01:42,240 --> 00:01:46,440 Because I have yet to have a white mouse that didn't turn into a Norse. I mean, 38 00:01:46,460 --> 00:01:47,920 you know Red Rum? You remember Red Rum? 39 00:01:48,120 --> 00:01:50,500 Well, I knew him when he was White Rum, and he used to run around in one of them 40 00:01:50,500 --> 00:01:51,179 little wheels. 41 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,620 I've never heard such rubbish. 42 00:01:52,840 --> 00:01:55,640 Well, hang about. He ain't finished yet. Oh, you will be, Mr. Torter. You will 43 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,280 be when I finish with you. Now, you guaranteed Mr. 44 00:01:58,540 --> 00:02:01,420 Buttons that these white mice would turn into horses at midnight. 45 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:05,200 Look, they've patently failed to do so. So what are you going to do about it? 46 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,130 Oh. Hang on, hang on. 47 00:02:07,750 --> 00:02:10,870 Don't McCall, as the French would say. 48 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:14,190 That Wally Buttons never mentioned nothing about midnight, did he? What 49 00:02:14,190 --> 00:02:15,870 difference does the time make anyway? 50 00:02:16,130 --> 00:02:17,610 What difference does it make? It makes out of a difference. 51 00:02:17,870 --> 00:02:19,690 Because these white mice are Korean. 52 00:02:19,950 --> 00:02:21,590 Korean? Yes. So what? 53 00:02:21,910 --> 00:02:22,910 So what? 54 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:27,170 You've got to take into consideration the international time difference. 55 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:31,330 These white mice are still set to Korean time, aren't they? 56 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:32,610 Hang on, hang on. 57 00:02:33,130 --> 00:02:35,030 Thank you. 58 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:39,540 Look at that. 59 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,020 You keep your eye on them white lines. 3 .25 this afternoon. 60 00:02:43,300 --> 00:02:44,138 Bob's your uncle. 61 00:02:44,140 --> 00:02:47,840 We'll have more orders and less the bigger. All right? I've got to dash, 62 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:48,840 I've got to see a bloke about 11. 63 00:02:49,180 --> 00:02:50,180 All right? 64 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:51,580 Bye -bye. 5287