All language subtitles for Melrose Place s07e20 The Kyle High Club

No, we see the judge tomorrow to drop
the lawsuits.

Things are finally falling into place
for me and Michael. Oh, I wish I could

the same about my marriage.

I thought you guys were madly in love.
Oh, we were. I mean, we are. It's just

that Kyle's been kind of tense lately.

You know, we're trying to have a baby.

Oh, Amanda, that is great.

Yeah, I just think he's frustrated
because I'm not pregnant yet.

Oh, you know, I know a fertility
specialist at the Wilshire Memorial. I

after I had my miscarriage. He gets
really good results if you want to go

route. Like pills and test tubes?

Just a thought.

Well, maybe you're right. I mean, it
wouldn't hurt for me to make an

appointment. At least I'd feel like I
was doing something.

Besides having sex, I mean.

You know, your name is mentioned nine
times in the article about our

It's a really nice picture of you and
Eve, too.

You know how many times my name shows
up?

How nice of you to drop by. Can I offer
you anything?

Yeah. Actually, how about some respect?

You know, the fund was my idea to begin
with, but I am conspicuously absent from

this. Lexi, I'm shocked. I must have
mentioned your name a half a dozen

Besides, it isn't supposed to be about
ego. It's a charity. Not mine. Not

anymore. I'm taking my money, and I'm
starting my own damn foundation.

Well, I guess you have to do what you
think is right.

If I did that, you'd be all over the
sidewalk, lady.

Actually, we do all the advertising for
this paper. I told the reporter not to

mention her.

Amanda, that's not very charitable.

Yeah, well, it made me feel better.

Man, I still want props to come down.
It's like the stock market. Tomorrow

they'll back up. All I'm saying is
you're dropping some serious green on

name acts. I mean, clubs in New York,
the hottest clubs, they use unknowns.

They work for peanuts.

What are you doing?

Huh? Are you telling me what kind of
music to bring in here? Ryan, are you

telling me how to run my club?

No, I'm doing your books for free, Kyle.

Doesn't that entitle me to an opinion?

Doesn't that entitle you to pay for your
drink and hit the road?

Hey, mixing that with those pills I gave
you, that's not a good idea.

Hi, guys.

How was it? Great as always.

It was okay for the West.

I just wish you could pull the bigger
crowd.

What's that about? What's going on with
you two?

Like what, an affair?

I was thinking more like a conspiracy.

Peter, I hate it when you get sarcastic
like that. Just say what you mean.

I understand Kyle beat some guy up and
it had something to do with you.

The guy at the Christmas tree lot. He
sort of hit on me. It was really gross,

actually. And Kyle happened to be there
and, well, he kind of flipped out and

pounded the guy.

Well, Kyle may not be the guy to go to
with your problems. He's not himself.

Why? What's going on?

Some people don't handle the holidays
well.

I'll see you at home.

Well, maybe I should come back another
time.

You're obviously pissed off about
something.

You got something you want to say?

Say it.

Okay, I told Peter the story we agreed
on about you beating up Travis.

You mean the lie that we agreed on?

I am so sick of lies.

Kyle. I wish you wouldn't drink so much.
It really scares me. Yeah.

I shrunk scared you so badly, you pushed
me off the bleachers.

Sorry.

Kyle, pick up if you're there.

I got home late, but I'll wait up. Kyle,
aren't you going to get it? It's

Amanda.

Oh, and if I do fall asleep before you
get here, I want you to wake me up.

And wake me that special way, you know,
that I love. What? Get out. You don't

want to be around me right now. Leave.

Fairy tales, I'll tell a lie.

And realize it could die, die. Let's go
somewhere safe.

Out of space, let's fly to the moon.

I have no desire for truth.

No longer watch the gloomy news.

Leave me fantasies.

I'll believe we're gonna fly to the
moon.

We'll build a ladder, oh, we'll build a
ladder and we'll climb to the

moon.

We'll grow some wings, yes, we'll grow
some wings and we'll fly to the

moon.

Megan? Megan, have you seen my
toothbrush?

forgot we weren't living together.

It must have been all that sex last
night. It must have gone to your head.

You drank too much at your brother's
club.

I'm not the McBride with a drinking
problem.

Meaning what?

I don't know. I'm just worried about
Kyle's all. He's hitting Scotch pretty

hard. He's pulling back, and I've seen
him do this before.

He gets ugly.

What, are you going to say anything to
him? No.

Every time I try to help Kyle fix his
life, it just backfires.

Things get worse.

Don't you want me to say something?

No.

He'll either work it out or he won't.

I just wish he'd learn to admit when he
needs help.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Honey, I am so happy. Oh, no divorce, no
lawsuits, no community service. That's

what I call a smart joke.

Start living together, too.

Absolutely. I'll move my stuff into your
place. Be a little cramp, like, just

until we buy something. Oh, honey, it'll
be sober, man. It'll be like the old

days. Yeah. You know, a tiny apartment,
but we love each other.

I hate to break this up, but I need you
two lovers to sign these forms for the

court. And I'll go ahead and give you
this. Okay. Thank you. And Mort asked me

to say, since you were such a fun
client, he knows you'll be a good sport

give you the bill.

Thanks.

Oh, my God.

This is astronomical.

Oh, my God. So is this.

Wait, let me see that. Jane, how many
people did you depose?

My receptionist, three nurses, and your
parents. Not to mention the plane

tickets for your lawyers to fly to
Chicago. Yeah, but how about you? I

you've got a bill for having Alex's
phone calls recorded. That's not even

My lawyers thought there was a little
room for interpretation on that one.

Kind of like that Linda Tripp thing.

Interesting role model.

The thing is, we should have gotten
divorced.

Then at least one of us would have made
out okay.

Oh, Michael, we made out okay.

Hey, at least our relationship is
working again.

Let's not fight about money. I know, but
I see it a bit like this. I've got to

fight about something.

Can't shake my pain.

Would you come here for another beating?

No, honey.

You are the undisputed street fighting
champion.

No, I just came here to give this.

What is it?

That's the card of a private
investigator I hired to look into your

Unless, of course, you want to save me
the trouble.

Go ahead, hire your snoop. Do your
worst.

Okay. You know...

All he's going to find out is that I'm
from the downside of town.

So what?

The sad thing for you is it's not going
to get you Peter back.

Maybe not, but at least he'll learn who
you really are. You know, I've known

girls like you all my life.

You think you can buy everything. Well,
Peter's not for sale. Honey, I don't

want to buy him.

I just want him to open up his eyes.

Everything all right here, ladies?

Yeah, one more thing before you go.

That's cute.

You think the more you kiss, the less
you have to tell.

Oh, for crying out loud, Lexi. If you
get some dirt on her, then tell me. I'm

all ears here. Oh, Peter, when I find
out, you will be the first to know. But

doesn't matter. Don't you get it?

I love her.

Be back in a minute.

Yeah.

Lexi, wait. Just let him go. Wait,
please.

What I have with Eve, I wish for you
with somebody else. You're a good

and we had some good times, great times.

Won't you let me remember you that way?

Remember me?

What are you, practicing a speech for my
funeral?

Are you going to threaten me?

No.

This is an apology.

I know that I hurt you.

I hurt you badly.

And with all our...

Fighting and lashing out.

I never had a chance to say that.

I'm sorry.

Can I ask you something?

Okay.

Will you move on with your life and
leave us in peace?

I want you to prove everybody wrong.

Show them you're the kind of girl that
we can all trust. Now I know that you

do that.

That's what I fell in love with a long
time ago.

Madame, your chariot awaits you. Where
are we going to eat? Oh, actually, this

just got here about ten minutes ago. I
thought that maybe we could... Pizza?

Jane, come on, I was kind of looking
forward to a nice juicy steak, maybe

wine. Michael, we're on a tight budget
now.

Come on, life's too short for budget
foods.

Hey, Michael, thanks for showing up so
promptly.

Promptly? Honey, I invited Ryan to join
us for dinner so that he could help us

with some money management.

Advice? Financial planning is the key,
Michael.

Saving and investing, of course, but
lifestyle limitations are very important

well. Common -sense things like eating
simply, no impulse buying. Are you

kidding me? That's the only kind of
buying I do, Ryan.

These are my financial records.

How'd you get your hands on these?

Jane asked Peter to get their records
from your office.

That is an invasion of my privacy.

Honey, I explained to Peter it was for
your own good, and he totally agreed.

Oh, fine. Well, let me explain this,
okay? I don't do cheap.

I don't do lifestyle limitations, okay?

It would drive me nuts if you even used
coupons. Michael, I'm... trying to get

us out of debt.

And me too, okay?

I'll take extra ER shifts. You can work
overtime, but we are not poor people and

we will not act like poor people.
Michael, it's not a question of acting.

put a sock in it.

And you, you and I are going to the
prom. We're going to order some lobster

chardonnay, and if we don't like it,
we're going to send it back, order

something else, and pay double.

Come on.

I am so sorry. You must have stepped
out. I'll turn it off right now.

Hey. What are you doing?

Hey yourself.

What are you trying to do? Start a block
party? No, the music helps me

concentrate. Well, concentrate on this.
We have an appointment tomorrow morning

with a fertility specialist.

There was a cancellation and I got
lucky.

You think maybe I can get lucky?

Maybe we should give the old -fashioned
approach a shot first.

Oh, yeah, okay.

I just want to make sure we do
everything possible to have this baby

Right away it is, sir.

You're drunk.

And I want to be rested for tomorrow if
I'm going to bed.

How you doing, huh? You said you wanted
to make a baby.

What are you doing? It works.

I want to share with you my New Year's
resolution.

I hereby swear I will never spend
another holiday alone.

Oh, I told you you could have had
Christmas dinner with us. Honey, I'm

about a man and not Peter.

No, that ship sailed long ago.

You know, I didn't realize it until the
guy was actually nice to me.

Anyway, I'm ready for a real
relationship with real respect and

The kind that no matter what happened in
my past, it won't shake him.

Well... Good hunting. I hope you get as
lucky as I did with Ryan.

Luck has nothing to do with it.

No, I'm going to pursue this goal like
any other business decision.

I've made a few notes.

Good for you.

He's got to be handsome.

He's got to be smart.

He's got to be good in bed.

No, wait.

He's got to be good at sex.

Not in bed is better.

He's got to have a big income.

And no doctors need apply.

So, um, how do you plan on finding this
guy?

I'm not.

You are.

What do you mean?

Well, you've been such a great
headhunter for the firm, and you have

experience evaluating men romantically.

No offense.

So, I want you to check my list, and I
want you to conduct the search.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

You want me to fill the position I've
made for you.

Consider it a challenge, and you have to
be extremely discreet.

I wouldn't even know where to start with
something like this.

Well, I suggest you start with a
financial screening.

And then you should create a
questionnaire to rule out all the

And then bring me a short list.

And what I'm just supposed to do through
my spare time?

Oh, no, I'm giving your clients to
somebody else.

So what do I get out of this?

How about your name over the door?

Sterling Conway Lewis.

Megan, if you find me a partner, I'll
make you one.

You got a deal.

Zion, have you heard from Kyle?

Uh, no. Why? Well, he was gone before I
woke up this morning, and he never

showed up to our medical appointment.

Maybe he got stuck in traffic.

Yeah, maybe.

Anyway, the doctor said he might be able
to reschedule for Thursday, so you're

going to have to do the New York trip to
Faceworks without me.

Yeah, that's not a problem.

Hey, has Kyle been acting kind of weird
lately?

There's been a little tension.

I just haven't seen Kyle this dark since
he ran off and joined the Marines.

Is there anything you can do when he's
like this?

Yeah, duck and cover.

I just wish I knew where the hell he
was.

We open at six.

Right. I'm here scouting bands from my
club. I heard good things about this

place.

We still open at six.

Sharp objects don't play until nine.

You want to talk to their manager, Ricky
G?

Hey.

Burn. Hey, Pete, it's me.

Look, man, I'm in the New York
Scotlandton band, and I ran out of those

that you gave me.

Really? Yeah, dude, this city is so
stressed out. You know what I mean?

So I was hoping that you could phone in
a prescription to my hotel.

Well, maybe you should come home. I
mean, if you're so stressed out. No,

didn't say that I was stressed.

I said that this city is stressed.

Kyle, I prescribed those relaxants for
occasional use only, and you're already

out of them. Now, that tells me that
you're abusing them.

You don't know what you're talking
about, okay? I lost half those pills

sink. Okay.

Listen, um...

Why don't you just get back home and
drop by the office and we'll try to

get you off those things. And then we'll
deal with the root of the problem. You

are the root of the problem, Pete, you!

You remind me to put doctors when I get
home.

Michael.

Will you come in here?

What?

We got a bill for $625 from the Palm on
our corporate charge account.

What about it?

Well, the credit card company called
this morning and said it's such an

bill they think somebody stole the card.

No, it wasn't stolen. I just took Jane
out for a nice dinner on the office tip.

Jane? The two of you? You and Jane?

$625? What are you, crazy?

Well, we had some good wine.

I'm flat broke. I need a little pick -me
-up.

That reminds me.

I could use a little loan.

You want to help me out with these legal
bills I have? No!

No, no, Lone. Not from me, not from the
practice, absolutely not.

Come on, what if I was sick, Peter, huh?
What if I needed an operation?

Well, that's not the case, Michael. The
case is that you're acting like a

spoiled child here. You need to tighten
your belt, downsize. Hey, hey, hey, I'm

too big a person to downsize.

It's the rest of the world that needs to
inflate.

is I've been looking for him everywhere.
Your place, Ryan's. Actually, I do know

where he is. Oh, you do?

Yeah. He flew to New York early this
morning.

I assumed he told you.

New York?

What's he doing there?

He's looking for Rockaxe. He asked me to
watch the club for a couple of days.

He missed an important appointment with
me so he could breeze across the country

and listen to music?

Well, he has been kind of unpredictable
lately.

No, he's been moody and out of control
is what he's been.

And after last night, I don't even...
Well, what happened last night?

Nothing. Hey, look.

Maybe it's my fault.

What are you talking about?

Well, maybe asking Kyle to keep my past
a secret was a bad idea. I mean, he's

such a stand -up guy. Maybe it's too
much for him to deal with. No, it is not

that. Something else is going on, and
I'm going to find out what it is.

You Ricky G?

All right, Ricky G.

I'm McBride. I think your band is
awesome.

Awesome?

Awesome.

I had a club in L .A. I'm looking to
recharge, so I thought maybe I could

feature these guys.

I don't know about box -top clubs
anymore, man. I mean, my boys are the

They'll blow up any day now.

Maybe I can help make that happen.

Okay.

Let's talk.

Step in my office.

Yeah, we've been thinking about L .A.

But, uh, we've got to hook up with a new
lead singer, you know, since I always

had that thing where bungee cord broke.
Yeah, I heard that.

So how long are you in town?

I'm a couple days.

Where are you staying? St. George.

Oh, man, I love that place.

Hey, uh, you want some?

No, I don't need that stuff.

Yeah, me neither.

I just love it.

So listen, man, how about I bring the
guys back to your suite and we'll talk

rock and roll business where it's meant
to be talked, huh?

Loud, high, and all sexed up.

You sure you don't want one?

Hey, I'm 1711.

Be there around midnight.

Indeed.

Here I am in front of the Eiffel Tower.
I don't know what that big hoo -ha is

about, but it's the most fabulous
restaurant. I don't get how you can

fancy French vacation.

Because, Michael, I save my money. Do
you think doctors are the only ones that

are entitled to a little zest in life?

Zest? You call wiping runny noses in
this dump zesty? I don't want an intern.

want a real doctor. I'm dying for
doctors. Dr. Mancini. Yeah, come on,

away from me. You don't know what you're
doing. All right, what's the problem?

I'm dying here.

Heart attack.

Okay, take it easy.

Pulse is 180. BP is 74 over 30. Try
carotid sinus massage.

BP's bottoming out.

All right, he's crashing. Set the
paddles at 50, okay? You bag him. Let's

You got it.

Clear!

Good. Looks like normal sinus rhythm.

Pressure's coming up. What happened?

Stethoscope. Well, your heart was
beating a little fast, that's all.

But we got it under control now.

You.

You saved my life.

I'd do it two or three times a day. It's
good for my karma.

You can joke it off, but thank you.

It's a nice watch.

I always wanted one like that.

Why don't you buy one, fancy Beverly
Hills doctor like yourself? You ought to

rolling in dough.

Oh, yeah, I'm rolling. But you could
always use more, huh? Yeah.

And I'd trade my whole fortune for good
health.

Yeah? Well, if I could make that trade,
we'd have to do that.

You know, I want you.

Oh, so bad.

I don't even know your name.

Don't try to fight it.

You're a miracle.

A natural wonder of the world.

Beat me up.

Lay it down.

It's still in New York, are we?

Would you like to explain any of this?

I got this tip on a hot band, and I had
to come right away because tonight was

the last night.

And you couldn't let me know about it?

Well, what? No, I tried, but you were
between places, and then my cell phone

went dead.

You know, the first chance I had to
call, so I'm calling.

When are you coming back?

I'm not sure.

What does that mean?

It means I don't like being kept on a
leash.

Really? Well, I thought... I thought it
was called a relationship.

Yeah, whatever.

Kyle, who's that?

Nobody. I'm going to bed.

Baby, me first. No, me first.

long face, man.

Look, forget about it, man. I'm just
thinking.

Thinking?

Well, that's just another way to avoid
feeling.

Why don't you tell Uncle Ricky what the
problem is?

I said forget about it.

Well, I can't.

You know, it's just in my nature to
help.

It's the way my mama raised me.

You know, I think I was a great healer
in my past lifetime.

Yeah, man.

No, forget about it. Come on, man.

You want to feel good, right?

You don't like feeling bad. I know you
ain't one of those boys.

Come on, man.

Where would a woman find a rich, good
-looking, single guy?

In my shower?

Hypothetically speaking, it's for a
campaign at work, a market research

Hmm, I don't know.

Maybe at the workout facility in my
office building?

A lot of executives work out there, you
know, stockbrokers, doctors.

No, no doctors.

Well, I'm sure about this place. Have
you been there?

Yeah, yeah, I work out there every
Thursday. We do a pick -up game of

basketball.

Really? Mm -hmm. Oh.

Wait a minute, today's Thursday.

Right.

Can I come?

What, you want to play? No, no, no, no,
I just want to watch.

Oh, you like to watch. Oh, I like to
watch you sweat.

So, Mr. Hutchins, we got your blood work
back.

And there was no heart attack, so I
think we can get you home this morning.

that's great.

Hey, thanks, Doc.

And you please call me Perry, huh?

Let me show you my gratitude. What can I
do for you?

Uh, you can pay your bill on time. I
hear you. I understand completely. My

doctor friends at the club tell me
between managed care and malpractice

it's... I mean, it's hard to make a buck
anymore, huh? Yeah, well, they got that

right.

I tell you, it's a shame when a dunce
like me can make millions and guys like

you who know how to save a life.

Have to struggle to make ends meet.

Yeah, I couldn't agree more.

No, not that you're a dunce, of course.

I'm not a total dunce.

I mean, I'm smart enough to know who my
friends are.

Eve,

come on in.

I apologize for running so late.

I just had a few problems. I don't
really care about your problems. I had

cancel a lunch date with my husband.

Have you told him about your past yet?

No, and I appreciate that you didn't
tell him either.

It's not my place to come.

I just don't think it would help Peter's
position as chief of staff if people

knew his wife was a parolee.

So, how's the singing career going?

Fine.

I mean, pretty good.

Good. And, uh...

What's this club like?

What do you mean?

Does a bad element hang out there?

Drug dealers, known felons?

Does anything worry you about the place?

Just that somebody's going to discover
who I really am.

You mean who you were?

Thanks.

You know, I hate to keep coming back to
this, but the only way for you to solve

your problem is to come clean with your
husband.

You know what?

I'm not in prison anymore.

You can tell me when to show up, and you
can take your own damn sweet time

making me wait, but you will not tell me
what to do in my life.

Sure, Eve.

Just trying to help.

Yeah? Dr.

Mancini? That's right. I have a gift
from a heartfelt friend, and it's out on

the street.

Who is it, honey?

I don't know, probably somebody's idea
of a bad joke, but let's see.

Oh, my God.

Michael, what is this about?

A gift from Hutchins, this patient at
the hospital whose life I saved.

Oh, Michael, look at the sticker price
on this thing. We can't accept it. Yes,

we can.

Yes.

Oh, my God, Michael, we can. We can.
We'll sell it, and then we can pay off

debt. Jane, absolutely not.

It would be an insult to sell a gift
like this. This has no monetary value.

is a priceless gesture, an offering of
the heart.

Let's sit in it.

Wow.

Oh, wow.

Hmm. Hmm.

What's this?

Call me Speed Dial Number One Perry.

Didn't get that shot.

Hutchins here.

I'm sitting in the car. It's like I'm in
heaven, man.

I love it.

But of course I can't keep it.

Oh, sure you can.

Hey, I'll tell you what. Why don't you
come over to my cottage in Bel Air

tomorrow around noon? The address is in
the glove compartment.

I have an idea for you.

You got it. I'll see you then.

Wants me to meet him at his place at 12
tomorrow.

Yeah, well, you're lucky I'm working
through lunch or I convince him to let

sell the car. Oh, come on, Jane.

Why does everything have to be about
money with you? This, this is a token of

appreciation. Yeah, and the best toy a
kid ever got.

Yeah, so why can't I have any fun?

All right, Michael, take your sweetie
for a spin before you explode.

No. On my next act, you eventually
agreed on to have your band play at my

next week.

Hey, sharp objects go where?

You know, the only thing is, this is the
only checkbook that I have on me, and

it's from a different account. It's kind
of a house fund.

A dream house fund.

Dream?

Cool. More like a nightmare if my wife
doesn't find out. No, no, no, no.

Mom's the word.

I won't tell her, Gordon.

What happened?

No, no, there's nothing to tell.

Nothing to tell.

Care to join me? I'm having a great
time.

No, but I'm glad you were easy to find.

Eve wanted me to let you know that she
would be home late tonight.

She has to close up the club for Kyle.

Oh, she canceled lunch with me today.

I was thinking of going down to the club
and seeing what's going on. Good idea?

Knock yourself out.

Hey, what's the matter?

Nothing, I'm fine. No, no, no.

Hold it.

What's wrong? I have just had my fill,
that's what. I'm trying to run my

business all day while Eve tries to
watch the club and Mario juggles the

kitchen. And everyone's calling for my
help while Kyle parties it up in New

York. Well, maybe you should go out
there and bring him home.

Oh, what, now?

Yeah, now.

You do know something.

Why else would you tell me to go all
that way?

I think it's what you need to do.

And I think it's what he's asking me to
do.

I've got to make you watch sweaty guys
play basketball more often.

It increases your ardor.

That's one so I could feel good about
which guy was mine.

Snooping in my computer?

No, what is this? What are you trying to
do? Steal ideas from Amanda?

Age, occupation, body type? What are
you, starting a dating service? You know

what? I'm just, I'm doing a little
research and I can't tell you why yet.

Oh, it's a surprise for me, I bet.

You trying to find the perfect present?

Nope.

You know what?

If you're going to get it.

You better get it now, because in about
30 seconds, you're not going to be able

to walk.

Ryan, open up.

I know you're home.

I'd better get it.

No more work, please. I've got the
FaceWorks meeting in New York tomorrow.

leaving first thing in the morning. No,
you're leaving tonight on the red eye,

and I'm coming with you. I thought you
were blowing off the meeting because of

the doctor's appointments.

This is more important.

Well, I can get there in plenty of time.
Your brother is in trouble, all right?

I'm leaving now. You can come or not.
Amanda, wait.

Something is wrong, and I'm scared to
death.

Sorry.

Oh, God. I love this town. It never
closes.

Maybe this isn't Kyle's room, Amanda.

Oh, no.

I was worried sick and you're cheating
on me? No, babe, this is not what it

looks like. I thought you were having
some kind of crisis, you bastard!

Amanda, where are you going? Don't touch
me!

Okay, what the hell are you doing, man?
Who are those girls in your room? I

don't even know, okay? There were a lot
of people in here last night partying

and...

I was drinking and I passed out. Amanda!

Kyle, she's not going to listen to you
like this. It's all right.

It's all right. We got it under control.
Sorry.

It's okay. It's okay. I'm calling you.
Let's get you back inside. We'll get you

showered and coffeed up. Come on. I'm so
screwed.

Maybe. Maybe.

Look, I'll talk to Amanda. Maybe we can
plea bargain you down to marriage

without parole.

Come on.

Let's get you inside.

This is your cottage, huh?

Yeah, you have to forgive me. The help
is all off at some damn charity function

my wife is organizing.

Drink? Sure.

So how do you like the Ferrari?

Oh, are you kidding? I love it. But
Jane, my wife, she wants to sell it for

money. Oh.

They're not going to do it, I hope. Oh,
no. Of course not.

Women just don't get cars, do they?

Well, no, Jane means well. It's just
that, well, we're a little short in the

money department these days.

Oh? Yeah.

Well, there are better ways to make
money than selling used cars.

Really? You invest 100 grand with me,
I'll make you a million.

I did that every day when I worked for
the big firms. But, you know, I'm on my

own now.

I mean, why split your commission,
right?

Right, except I'm a little short of
discretionary capital at the moment.

Oh, that's too bad.

No, because I got this deal going down
in 24 hours. The stock's going public. I

mean, if you had to buy it, it's a sure
thing.

Sure thing.

What's wrong with this picture?

I don't know.

You'd be a millionaire driving that
Ferrari.

I don't see anything wrong with that
picture.

Amanda,

hi. I'm so glad you could make the
meeting. I just had a long talk with

Look. I just think you guys need to work
this out in a civilized setting, okay?

I made lunch reservations for you.
Kyle's there now. He'll explain

Oh, no, he would just explain that he
didn't have sex, and then I would have

figure out what his definition of sex
was, and after that, it'd all go

But he didn't have sex, Amanda. I
believe him.

Look, just go and hear what he has to
say. The only place I'm going is L .A.

can come or not.

He made his own bed, and now he can
sleep in it without me.

I'll call Kyle and tell him he's on his
own.

He already knows.

It's the rest of us who keep forgetting.

Hey, Peter, I thought I might find you
down here. What's up, Mike?

Just a patient of yours down in the ER,
a guy named Atkins.

I think you might want to check him out
yourself.

Yeah, I would like to see him.

Anything to get away from these columns
and numbers.

Chief of staff reports?

Yeah. Quarterly audit. Thank God I don't
have to look at it for another three

months.

Shut down for me, will you? Oh, sure.

Apple

Reserve.

Engine fund.

Managed foundation.

Yeah, you're a hundred grand.

Get it, Mancini.

Hi. Hi. I noticed your light was on.
What are you doing home so early? I

you'd still be in New York.

Yeah, I kind of tied up everything I
needed to back there.

Come in. Oh, I'm glad because, um,
listen, there's a few questions I want

you. You know about my, uh, my marketing
campaign.

Uh -huh. No, uh, tips for love? Oh.

Okay, here's the form.

And it's two pages long.

Wait, wait, wait.

Now? You want me to fill it out now?

Yes, and you get a kiss for every
answer. And if you fill out the entire

questionnaire, the sky's the limit.

First question, gay or straight. Oh, no,
no, no. That's just for screening

purposes. Just go straight to section B.
No, but I know the answer to that one.

Did I get it right?

I'll see.

I'll fill that out later.

Amanda? Are you all... Amanda?

I'm here.

Will you let me in?

No.

Look, babe, we gotta talk.

No.

No more talk.

You're wrong about all this.

You know, at least if I were gonna cheat
on you, I wouldn't have been so obvious

about it.

Goodbye.

You open this door, I'm going to break
it down. Oh, you go for it, Maureen.

not going to make me love you again.

No, this is my house too. Open it up.
Then you shouldn't have run away.

I am your husband, not your little boy.

I had something to do. I didn't think I
needed your permission.

Open this door.

You didn't need much of anything from
me, did you?

Nothing happened in New York.

No, not in New York.

Whatever it was, it happened way before
you left L .A.

It's a much bigger problem than I can
help you with.