All language subtitles for Melrose Place s07e02 A Long Way to Tip-a-Rory

Then you get a little hopeless and you
decide to check out?

Inspired. I don't like you.

It is me.

And I'm mad, okay?

There's a child inside you.

And no matter how careless you are with
your own life, that baby is destined to

be born.

To live.

To grow and to do amazing things.

And you are responsible to that baby and
to yourself.

Destiny? Yes.

Our destiny, Taylor.

Yours, mine, and the baby's.

To get? Our destiny.

Yours, mine, and ours together.

You all right, ma 'am? I saw your car
from my truck.

Where is he? Where's Michael?

He was just here.

Just stay still. I'm going to call for
help.

You're too late, Kyle.

You're divorced and we're already
married. Show him the ring.

Stop.

Stop it. You're acting ridiculous.

You want to marry this piece of ball? Go
ahead, but you're going to hear the

truth. The truth is I'm married to
someone else and you're making it worse

coming here. Damn it. Listen to me. This
whole thing that's punishing yourself.

Get that guy.

You didn't have anything to do with the
man.

I got him out of here. I want him
arrested.

You knew he'd show up eventually.

Don't worry, it's all been taken care
of.

The jarhead's gone.

Now, where were we?

Oh, right, the, uh... You may kiss the
bride part.

It's over, man, I promise.

You see, we're dancing on the edge of a
dream.

Oh, baby, we're dancing on the edge of a
dream.

It's time to stop and think about it,
cause it smells like paradise.

When I was a kid, this really cute guy
dumped me.

And my mom said, change is good for you.
It toughens you up, makes you stronger.

I always remembered that.

This is weird.

I feel like I'm on, like, one of those
specials, like America's Worst Marriage

Disasters Part 3.

I know, but nothing can change what
happened.

How come... How come I never see these
things coming and then they end up so

of control, huh?

Billy, you gotta stop it with all this
thinking.

It's giving me a headache.

Hey.

What do you say we run away for the day?

We'll drive up the coast, sit on the
beach, breathe in the fresh air, and

a lot.

Hey, reverse that. We'll smile first.

We'll start right now.

Ready?

How's that? Good?

Come on, now, you try.

Teeth, come on.

Hold on to me, Billy.

Everything will work out fine, you'll
see.

What?

Who is it?

Oh, thank God, it's you.

Hey, how long have I been asleep?

How's my baby?

Oh, fine. Baby's fine.

What was with the disappearing act last
night?

You're the one who disappeared.

See, I get this goodbye call on my cell
phone, next thing I know I'm on rounds

this morning, and everybody's yammering
about this McBride woman who tried to

kill herself.

Wait, so that wasn't you last night?

Huh? It wasn't me. What are you talking
about?

I did try to kill myself, Michael, but
then you showed up out of nowhere and...

You pulled me out of the car and you
gave me mouth to mouth. Now I know

delusional. The things you were saying,
though, about my baby and my

responsibility.

It was a dream, a hallucination.

Carbon monoxide can do that to you.

No, but when you were talking about the
baby, you kept saying that you wanted to

be involved.

Taylor, I'm warning you, if you keep up
this babble, I'm going to have to have

you committed to a psycho ward.

Now listen, this is what we're going to
do.

I'm going to check you out under my
name.

And I'm sending you straight home. And
when you get there, I'd suggest you

working on a new lease on life.

But I already have a new reason for
living, Michael.

And it's you.

What's that?

Who are you people?

FBI, ma 'am.

Official business.

What is this, a joke? You've been here
all morning, Ms. Sterling. Your lawyers

are in your office. There's warrants or
something.

Damn it. They're seizing our records and
all of our books by order of a federal

judge. Apparently they've been
conducting an investigation since your

death. This office, this company, these
assets, it's all going into a

receivership until financial restitution
can be made.

Financial restitution? How much? Five
million dollars.

I don't understand this. What?

Was it a bad investment? Was it back
taxes? What?

Embezzlement, I'm afraid.

Most likely by your father. And somehow,
while you were setting up these

offices, he got your signature on some
very incriminating documents.

They think it's me?

Melissa.

We've got a week.

A week to straighten this out.

But if we can't, you're going to go to
jail.

Good morning. upstairs it's me kyle kyle
what's new how's the dominican republic

you and amanda all patched up actually i
ran into a little snag i'm in jail on

assault guard oh no foreign jail should
i call amnesty international no it's not

that serious i think five hundred
dollars wives of the dominican district

no problem and may i ask who did you
assault

rory oh i found them

He was marrying Amanda.

Oh, my God.

But you stopped it, right?

No.

Actually, I was too late. And the truth
you found out from Taylor about

Christine's death, Amanda doesn't care?

She doesn't know.

Look, the whole thing is a mess.

As soon as I get to Amanda, I'm going to
straighten everything out. And when we

get back, Amanda's going to be married
to me.

That's quite a prediction, Kyle.

It's not a prediction.

It's a promise.

Come here, you.

Do you love it?

Miles from anywhere on our own little
island.

Snorkeling, scuba, fresh seafood every
day. I just assume we go back home to L

.A. Even an improper wedding deserves a
proper honeymoon.

The outermost island and it rents for
nothing.

After all the craziness these last few
days, you and I just need to veg out for

a while.

You still thinking about Kyle?

I'm just curious, I guess, about what he
meant about me not being responsive.

Hasn't he been saying that for weeks?

Yeah, good point.

What proof could he have now that he
didn't have weeks ago?

Exactly.

Oh, I am so tired of desperate, lovesick
men.

That's why marrying me was so brilliant.

I'm none of those things.

Oh, by the way, I'm only staying here
one night. First thing tomorrow, back in

the boat and out of this place.

Tomorrow?

Funny at times.

I just never really thought about it.
You know, why?

Why was acting the way I was?

What motivated me? I mean, I was just
wandering through life.

And now, because of our talk, I realize
the root of it all. I've discovered it.

I still love Amanda.

All of these complex problems with one
simple solution.

Amanda.

You're not sharing my enthusiasm,
Doctor.

Well, I suppose it's your simple
solution reference.

Discovering you're still in love with
Amanda, doesn't that actually create a

problem? I'm not following you.

Well, your relationship with Amanda is
over.

Any feelings of love would remain
unrequited.

Well, see, I am not so sure there. Is it
really over?

Peter, she's moved on to someone else.
But so had I.

Wasn't that the root of my problems?
Can't moving on mean moving back?

No, no, Doctor. I really feel that I
need to tell Lexi my true feelings about

Amanda. In my heart, I feel that this is
the right thing to do. Well, your brain

could tell you otherwise.

Look, Peter, as your doctor... Ex
-doctor.

We've had a great time here, but I think
it's time for me to go it alone.

That's fine.

But what happens when this fails and you
find yourself really alone?

Well, I'll make another appointment,
huh?

Wish me luck.

Not a good sign to sit alone in the
dark.

I was just admiring the view.

Well, I called you earlier.

Something's wrong with the phones in
your office.

It's more than just the phone.

Listen, I... I need to talk with you. I,
uh... I have a problem here.

Oh, me too.

But... But you go first because whatever
your problem is, it might be a lot

worse. Well, you know, all I've been
doing in the shrink and that experience

with Michael in the wilderness, I mean,
as weird as it sounds, it's actually

given me some time to think, you know,
and kind of explore why there's this

in my life that I just can't seem to
fill.

And I think I've figured it out.

I wanted to...

let you know before our relationship
goes any further that I'm still in

love with Amanda.

You're kidding me, right?

Oh, no, no, no. Maybe you're just trying
to cheer me up with a little gallant

humor. Oh, baby, it's working.

That is funny as hell. Damn near
hysterical.

Look, I couldn't be more serious. I love
her.

I just can't shake it.

Hey, wait a minute, please.

You son of a bitch pig!

Of all the times to hurt me, you selfish
jerk! No, I'm just trying to be honest

with you. No, no, you want to break up
with me. And this is the sickest way you

can think of doing it. You got it. You
win. Get out. Do you understand me? Get

out that door right now. Don't say
another word either, because I swear to

I will find a knife and I will cut your
freaking heart out. Listen to me. Get

out!

Oh, my God.

Place growing on you yet?

Trade winds?

Sound of crashing surf?

Enchanting.

Sound of the moon.

Understand completely.

First night jitters. I got them, too.

It's not like that at all, okay?

It just... It seems like you planned
this whole honeymoon for some ulterior

motive. As if you could actually make
him fall in love with you, and that was

never the idea.

Hey, I'm just trying to make an awkward
time less awkward.

I mean, after all, you and I are more of
a partnership than anything, right?

In a way, I suppose. I mean, this is
about nothing but opportunity.

Right? For you to keep Kyle away.

For me...

Well, what do I get?

I know.

You could give me a piece of your
agency.

Say half, right? And of course I'll work
for it by giving you ideas, handling

new accounts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Amanda, think about it.

The sharp guy like me on board profits
will soar.

I mean, whatever it costs you, I'll make
it up by bringing in a new business.

I'm sorry, but that's never going to
happen. And I can't believe you even

thought that it would. I mean, you have
your business and I have mine.

Never the twain shall meet.

Never, ever.

You'll regret that decision.

I probably will. But you do understand,
right?

Oh, right, yeah.

Absolutely.

I think I'll go see if that shower rig
really works.

I'll refill your glass and I'll bring it
in to you.

Thanks.

I think we need to talk about getting a
divorce.

I already spoke to an attorney.

It takes six months.

I know.

It really shouldn't be a big deal, you
know, because we don't own anything

together.

No, we filed the papers and that's it.

So you're going to be moving in with
Jeff?

No, I'm not ready for anything like
that.

How about Jennifer?

Well, we still got a little shell shock.

If you're wondering about the apartment,
you can have it.

You've lived in that place for years.

Yeah, too many years.

Really, I want you to have it.

Maybe you'll have more luck there than I
did.

Yeah, that's it.

I just thought... You're stuck in the
bedroom.

I started packing it last night, and I
thought to myself, what the hell does

SOB do to himself?

If you say we need to talk, I'm going to
throw up on your oxford. It's just that

last night you said that you had a
problem, and I read this morning's

section. Well, I mean, that's quite a
problem facing a ref.

Well, cut the sympathy.

Unless you have $5 million, you are
useless to me.

Actually, I know where you can get ten.

Oh, let me guess.

You were two when you bought IBM at 11.

All you have to do is marry Coop.

Oh, right.

Right, what was I thinking?

I'll marry a guy who has less money than
I do.

A guy that I hate almost as much as I
hate you.

There was a codicil in your father's
will. Coop told me about it.

You marry him, you get ten million.

Just like your old man to do something
like that.

That and so much more.

Here's the one who got me into this
mess.

Steals five million dollars for the
company.

But he manages to stow ten million
dollars in a secret cottage.

Oh,

I swear.

I swear it's like he orchestrated this
whole thing just because he likes Coop.

Well, that's a pretty short lift. People
your old man liked.

I'm Mary Coop. I get ten million
dollars.

God, that is so sick.

Do it.

Marry him, split the money, and your
problems are solved.

I'll get my stuff.

It's a little less right now.

I'm looking for Amanda Woodward and Roy
Blake.

I'm showing Mr. and Mrs. Blake as
checked out.

I'm assuming they're on their way back
to the States.

What time did they leave?

They left yesterday.

What time is your next flight back to
California?

I'm afraid you missed it. There's one
flight a day, same time every day.

How do you feel?

Getting worse.

Bad fever and chills.

Listen, if the tea doesn't break the
fever, I'm bringing you back to the

mainland. The sea's a little rough right
now, but as soon as it calms down... I

don't think I can move a muscle.

Everything hurts.

Not to worry.

I'm not going to let anything happen to
you. Come on.

Come on, down the hatch.

Come on. There you go.

That's it.

That's it.

Look, Lexi, I'm in kind of a hurry here.
It's Megan's one night off. Coop, this

won't take long.

I'm sorry about your troubles. I am.

But I'm not exactly on easy street
myself.

You would be if you'd marry me.

I know about the codicil. I know you
know.

Five million apiece for the simple act
of saying I do.

I think it makes sense.

Not to me.

Coop, I need that money or I'm going to
jail.

God, it's not even like a real marriage
here.

In name only, up to and not beyond the
terms of the will. Yeah, one of which is

that we have to live together under the
same roof.

So what?

We will work it out. No, we won't.

Listen to me.

Your father was a thick man putting this
in his will, but I'd be even thicker if

I agreed to it.

Now, I'm marrying Megan, and nothing,
including all the money in the world, is

going to change that.

You understand?

Got him.

Manual of trading was printed in the
machine.

Too late, Doctor.

Or shall I say, Daddy.

Taylor can't do, didn't she?

What am I saying? Of course she did.

Okay.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Let's hear the demands.

Yes, there was a day that I might
blackmail you, but I think I'm past that

Michael. We both are, don't you agree?

Oh, of course I agree. I couldn't agree
more.

So, um...

You're talking about that little
transformation in the mountains, aren't

Well, let's test it, shall we?

Sure, pal.

Anything.

Do you have a mind?

I want you to tell her, Michael.

Admit you're the father.

Oh, no, Peter. No, I could do that.

You will do that.

Am I nuts, or is there an implied or
else I will in your voice?

Michael.

I'm giving you an opportunity here to
handle this like an adult, not the

sniveling coward that you are.

Tell her, Michael.

Or I definitely will.

Help me.

Did you say help you?

Oh, I think I've helped you along as
much as I needed to.

This is one of those good news, bad news
things, Amanda.

See, the good news is...

Actually, I can't think of any good
news.

No, this is just a bad news thing.

I've poisoned you.

First the champagne, then the tea.

A lethal dose of digitalis.

It's a very hard -to -trace drug.

The autopsy will confirm my suspicions
that you caught some deadly jungle

You can't do this.

Hey, look, all I wanted was a job, an
office, and half of everything you've

Oh, my God, I'll give it to you.

Get me to the boat.

I won't tell anyone.

See, I can't take the risk, Amanda.

Eventually, you'd tell someone.

Probably Kyle.

Probably the minute you saw him.

Probably question.

Yeah, like, why didn't I get you to the
boat the minute I knew you were sick,

right?

I'll say I tried.

But a wave washed over us.

The boat was ripped up on the rock.

One last chance to get to shore.

Sorry, Amanda.

It's hopeless.

Mr. McBride, as I told you earlier, I do
not know where your friends are. It's

all right. I found them.

Really? I'm glad.

Man.

What did Roy pay to keep quiet? Fifty? A
hundred? You know something, and you

better tell me.

They're on their honeymoon. He doesn't
want interruptions. And after that

incident in the chapel... The incident
in the chapel did nothing compared to

incident in the hotel lobby. You better
talk, puke face.

Puke?

All right.

They're on an outer island.

Let's wear this one out. We can rent it.
About down at the dock.

Hey, what's going on here?

Oh, just a little business transaction.

Thank you, my friends.

Good day, gentlemen.

It's me, Michael.

Look, when you get your next bill, don't
panic. Just send it on to your

insurance company. Oh, and there was a
mix -up at the lab. It's no big deal.

Just about the father of your baby.
Well, it's me, not Nick. Like I said, no

deal. All right, I gotta go. I knew it.
I knew it. I could feel it. Yeah, I'm

really busy. I gotta go, Taylor.

Oh, Michael.

Oh, gosh, I knew you'd blow this out of
proportion.

Look, this doesn't change anything.
Understand?

There is nothing different. You're still
raising this child by yourself.

If you were here right now, I'd give you
the... Biggest hug.

But I'm not. I'm at the hospital. Being
called in for surgery, as a matter of

fact. Emergency surgery.

Goodbye, Taylor.

Amanda?

Hey, Kyle.

Man, thank God you're here.

Amanda's really sick. I got her in the
cabin.

Yeah, I tore the boat up on the rocks.

We've been marooned here.

Amanda, it's Kyle. Can you hear me?

Kyle.

Kyle. Let me get you out of here.

Rory.

Don't talk.

Rory, you've got to... Come on, Rory.

I'm going to get you out of here.

Hi,

sweetie.

Oh, I have a nice county for you.

And you do love muscles, don't you?
Well, I've got them, and they are fresh

baby's breath.

Oops. I promised myself I wasn't going
to mention our baby.

I made you do this.

Really? Oh, cute. I wanted to be
surprised.

What was I thinking? That you'd actually
listen to me? That you'd actually...

Stay out of my life? Of course you
won't. You can't. You haven't got the

capabilities. It's like asking an ape to
do algebra.

Now, now, Michael.

Apes are very intelligent.

Oh, you have a hard time with change,
don't you, Michael? What? Well, what's

changed? Nothing's changed.

Do the right thing. My life is still a
pit.

I don't want anything from you, Michael.

Well, nothing serious, anyway.

Some company in this sometimes arduous
time that I'm experiencing. And you...

You are supposed to take care of me,
right? I mean, that is what you told the

police. Well, yeah, but... You know, I
believe a father should experience the

beauty of childbirth, too.

It is a time to be shared.

Michael, this baby's a piece of you.

It's your big shot at immortality.

Easy on the heart cell, okay, Taylor?

I have another bombshell for you.

Michael?

Little Queen.

Hi, I got my amniotest results back
today.

It's a boy.

I'm going to have my own little Mikey.

Oh, he's already been kicking up a
storm. Can't wait to come out and meet

daddy.

And vice versa, I'm betting.

Oh, yeah. Here, say hello. Vice versa.

That's right, vice versa.

I think you should know Billy and I are
getting a divorce.

Well, that must be difficult.

It takes six months, California law.

That long, really?

Yes, really.

Isn't there a quicker way?

I mean, I've heard that there is.

I knew you were going to do this. Just
start pushing.

I'm doing anything.

Look, I have no intention of getting
married right away again, okay?

And whether it takes six months or a
year or whatever, he's gonna have to

with it.

All I did was ask a question.

Can we just enjoy it?

Hi. I was just thinking about you.

So, Sam and I filed for divorce.

Wow.

Am I losing my mind or is that the
second day on that shirt?

Guy and I don't wear the same size.

And you don't want to go back to your
place?

Not really.

Would you like me to do it for you? Pack
up your things?

I don't know. I don't mind.

I'll deliver them to Guy's first thing
tomorrow.

Should we let the bartenders dance
around here or what?

Not normally.

But it just so happens that the boss is
out of town.

Oh, too bad for him. Good for us.

Make me do for love what I would not do.

The woman confirms her story.

That, along with her toxicology report,
indicate that Mr. Blake was intending to

kill her.

You're free to go.

Hey.

How you doing?

I don't know.

Divorced, married, widowed.

What's in the space of, what, 48 hours?

I'd say confused comes with it.

No surprise there.

Yeah.

Thanks for saving my life.

I mean it.

Are you ready to hear what I had to tell
you at the chapel?

Kyle. It's going to change everything.

You can't change things that have
already happened.

But you can't explain them. You were a
manipulator, Amanda. Both of us were

manipulators. I don't care.

Dammit, you're going to listen to this.

The Christine that I knew, the real one,
she died a long time ago, okay?

The woman that came to L .A., that was
an imposter. She was hired by Nick and

Taylor to ruin our marriage.

And hey, those rascals, it worked.

But she didn't commit suicide.

You didn't force her to do anything.

She was murdered by Nick because she was
going to confess their whole scheme.

And then Nick and Taylor, they set her
up to look like a suicide to guilt -trip

you.

Do you need proof?

I need to be left alone.

Maybe you don't understand what I'm
saying. No, I'm sorry, but it doesn't

to me who Christine was or wasn't.

Like I've been saying, people die when
they're around us.

Rory's dead. I almost died. I can't
explain it. It's just, it's wrong.

Amanda, I'm... I am so tired. Leave me
alone.

Your cab to the airport's here. He's
waiting downstairs.

And the gentleman I asked about, Cotto?

No one's seen him. He must have left
last night.

Taylor?

I slept so well last night. I love it
here.

Get some salt air.

You're going to kick me out, aren't you?

No. I won't shirk my responsibility to
your child.

You can stay until the baby comes.

But then you'll have to leave.

And after that, I'll help support the
child.

But only financially, that's it.

But that child needs nurturing.

The baby needs his father.

Look, I'm just not the parental type.

I don't have a nurturing bone in my
body, not a one.

Michael, you're being too hard on
yourself. You're going to be a good

Do you or do you not accept my terms?

I accept them.

For the time being.

I said to take you directly to the
airport.

Hay una cosa abajo que necesitas verlo.
Oh, I don't believe this.

Do

you

really think that after everything we've
been through that I'm just going to

fall back into your arms? I tried
everything else.

You're a lunatic.

No, you are. You think we're bad
together.

It's just some kind of psychological
babble, and I'm not buying it anymore.

There's nothing left to feel guilty
about, Amanda. Yes, there is. I feel

damn bad about the way I've been
treating you. Am I complaining?

Well, and there's the fact that I
haven't listened to you, that I took up

Rory, that I was unfaithful.

Absolved, absolved, and absolved. Next
obstacle, please.

I was stupid.

So was I.

Yet another reason we are so damn
perfect together.

You know This is the exact spot that I
fell in love with you.

I Couldn't leave without coming to visit
Why visit I'm ready to spend the rest

of my life here Welcome home

Can I get you a drink? No. No, thank
you.

I've already had three downstairs.

I just thought I'd come up here, listen
to a little jazz, get even more

depressed than I already am.

God, I hate maudlin.

Here I am being maudlin.

And now they're waiting for me back at
the office.

The attorneys, the FBI boys.

I'm going to turn myself in.

I'm going to go quietly.

Quietly and drunk.

I'm sorry.

How are you?

Are you as sorry as Coop was? I'm sure
if Coop could have done anything, he

would. Oh, he didn't tell you.

Of course he didn't tell you.

There's this codicil attached to my
father's will that says if Coop and I

married in the next year...

We get ten million bucks.

Here, let me do the math for you.

That's five million clams apiece.

That's like winning the damn lottery.

I don't know what to say.

Say you'll bake me a cake with a file in
it.

Coop. Hey, Coop, come here.

Join the party. I just told her.

Taking it very well.

Very stoic.

All right, Coop.

This is your last chance.

And I won't even make you get on one
knee.

You're pathetic.

No, you are, you rotten bastard.

And one year, one measly little year.

You know what you think money means that
much to me?

You're wrong.

What about my freedom?

Huh? You give a rat's ass about that?

I'm looking at real prison time here.

You know, I'm wasting my time here.

Besides...

Let's get on with this, shall we?

Sorry for the formality, but we have to
handcuff you.

Not too tight, okay?

You are under arrest.

You have the right to remain silent.

Anything you say can and will be used
against you in a court of law.

You have the right to a lawyer before or
during any questioning.

If you cannot afford an attorney, one
will be appointed to you free of charge

before and during.

any questions and at any time do

you

understand

yes