All language subtitles for Mary Tyler Moore s04e12 We Want Baxter

Who can turn the world on with a smile?

Who can take a nothing day and suddenly
make it all seem worthwhile?

Well, it's you, girl, and you should
know it.

With each glance and every little
movement you show it, love is all alone,

need to waste it. You can never tell,
why don't you take it?

You're gonna make it after

sticky for life.

You're both doing fine, and the League
of Women Voters thanks you.

Phyllis, I don't know where you find the
time to do this and your ecology thing.

Oh, I'm not doing that anymore.

Oh, why not?

Oh, they got sort of snippy when I
showed up for a rally in my leopard

I don't know why.

I mean, he was dead when you got it.

Wasn't it?

Anyway, I, uh, go out for the extra time
because this year I'm chairperson for

the concerned Democrats of Minneapolis,
and we're going to choose a candidate

for the city council primary.

Well, Phyllis, I'm really impressed.

Well, I can't help being one of those
people who does more than her share.

Someone with the right image.

Someone trustworthy, respected,

a father figure.

You mean Mr. Grant?

Someone whose face is well known.
Someone with a deep voice.

You don't know Ted.

Let me try to explain Ted to you.

Ted is not bright.

He doesn't have to be that bright.

I'm bright.

I'm bright enough for the two of us. Oh,
Phyllis, Phyllis. I have enough drive

for the two of us. I have enough
ambition for the two of us.

I have enough education. I have enough
sheer...

Honest opinion, Georgette. How was I
tonight on a scale of 9 to 10?

I thought you were just marvelous.

But then I always do. You know that.

That's true, and I think you're on solid
ground.

My friends are so jealous, they keep
asking, what is Ted Baxter really like?

He's just a simple reporter doing a
small job vital to the survival of

democracy.

Ted, that's beautiful.

It's a newsman's credo.

It's on the masthead of my high school
newspaper.

with our motto, we freely choose and
have no fear.

We print the news from near and far.

Nice to see you again, Ted. Thanks,
Phyllis. Hope you mean it.

Can I get anyone a cream soda?

Ted always has one after the show.

It relaxes him.

No, thank you. None for me, thanks.

Okay.

Now, please, sit down. What can I do for
you? Well, Ted, Phyllis has this really

dumb idea.

Ted, I... I admired your editorial. It
was forceful, sincere.

Well, that's the kind of a guy I am,
Phyllis.

I can't help it.

If I believe in something, I speak out.

Later, if I change my mind, I'm not
afraid to speak out again.

If you only knew how refreshing that
kind of honesty is.

Still later.

If I find I was mistaken to change my
mind in the second place, I'm not afraid

to speak out yet another time.

Bravo. That's the kind of man we're
looking for.

Looking for? Looking for what? Well, as
I started to say, Phyllis has this

really ridiculous idea.

The concerned Democrats of Minneapolis
want you to run in the city council

primary.

I'll have to go and think about that.

It's okay. I'm almost finished.

It's funny.

Just a few moments ago, I was just the
best darn newscaster in America, and

now... Now this.

Ted, you can't do it. You're a
Republican. How can you possibly run as

Democrat?

I'll switch. What have the Republicans
ever done for me?

Because you weren't brutal enough.
That's my job, being brutal.

You see, Mary, what Ted doesn't
understand is that the second he decides

he's no longer my anchorman.

So there's no contest.

He's going to stay.

Well, I'm glad that's settled.

Yeah. I can just picture him out on the
campaign trail, kissing hands and

shaking babies.

their choice, and I accept.

Hey, Mayor, how do you like this for my
campaign slogan?

From newscaster to newsmaker.

Eye -catching. It's simple. Just like
the candidate.

Before you make any commitments, I think
you ought to talk to Mr. Grant. He

wants to explain a few things to you.
Oh.

Hi, Ted.

Oh, hi, Gordo. How's your new career
going?

Hey, the news must be all over town.
Where did you hear it? You told me.

Yeah, that's true.

Say, so what do you think? Do you think
I've got what it takes to make it in

politics these days?

I'm afraid so.

Thanks.

Ed, get in here. Oh, yeah, okay, Lou.

Don't talk about me while I'm gone.

I'm only kidding. You can talk about me.

I'm glad I caught you alone, Lou. This
is probably a good time for us to have a

talk. No, it isn't.

This is a good time for one of us to
have a talk and one of us to have a

Well, suit yourself. I'll be brief.

I just thought that... You're not
running for city council, Ted. It's that

simple. Thank you for coming in. I'm
glad we had this little chat.

You got it all wrong, Lou. I am running
for city council.

Let me make something clear to you.

You can't be a newsman and run for
office.

Oh, sure I can.

I'll budget my time, take shorter
lunches. It's not my rule.

It's the FCC's.

You can't do both.

And if you do, I have to fire you.

Am I getting through to you now?

I understand that last part.

Therefore, you are not running for city
council.

Yes, I am, Lou. No, you're not, Tess. I
am, Lou.

Comes a time when a man must do what he
thinks is right, regardless of personal

gain or loss.

You mean that?

Yes, I do, Lou.

Why, Ted?

I think you're sincere, but I can't
figure out your motive.

Well, I only ran for office once in my
life, Lou.

In high school, for student council.

It may sound silly, but that might have
been the happiest time of my life.

I'll never forget how it felt to have
people root for me.

You win?

I got clobbered.

But that was a long time ago, Lou.

Before I became Ted Baxter.

I'm going to go all the way and show
those people, Lou.

So fire me if you want to.

In fact, if it'll help you any, I'll
resign.

You're that sincere?

Okay, Ted.

Tell you what.

You resign for now.

Then later, the door will always be open
if things don't work out.

You mean if the unthinkable happens?

No. I mean, if you lose.

All the work, everybody. I'd like to
make an announcement.

Ted has informed me of his wish to do
something for the people of Minneapolis.

Towards that end, he is resigning as our
anchorman.

Mr. Grant.

You know, we have a friend at the city
council.

What happened to me? I don't know. I
don't know. It was very confusing. For a

moment there, he seemed to make sense.

Uh, don't worry, Lou.

I won't leave you to lurch. I'll help
you find a successor no matter how long

takes. Morning.

Of course, I don't kid myself it'll be
easy, but we'll stage a massive talent

hunt. And I will personally screen all
the candidates.

And if we're lucky enough to find Mr.
Right.

Yeah, Lou.

You're the new anchorman.

Think you can handle it?

What's to handle? It's a milk run. Good.

Good luck, Ted. And goodbye.

Goodbye, Mary.

Goodbye, Fred.

Lou. Ted.

Murray. Goodbye, Ted.

Goodbye, everyone.

Goodbye, Fred.

Well, I guess this is goodbye.

Goodbye. But not farewell. Just goodbye.

Mr. Baxter, are you for or against the
school tax? Against. I just don't think

school kids should be taxed.

Just when to get him off the hook.

Gee, Mary, I've got to admit this,
though I hate to. She has got him doing

pretty good campaign so far.

Boy, whoever thought that Ted and
Phyllis would be working together like

Well, you know, it's like they say, ma
'am.

Politics makes strange bedfellows.

As a matter of fact, Phyllis and Lars
make strange bedfellows.

You're looking very nice this evening.

Thanks, Ted.

Same to you.

Hope you mean it.

Hey, Ted, I saw the latest survey.
You're really picking up.

Yeah, did you notice I just passed
undecided in the polls?

I'm my own man, Mayor, going it alone
and doing it my own way.

You're six minutes behind schedule, Ted.

You cannot monopolize my candidate, you
two.

He's public property. I was just telling
Ted...

at the station. Ted would like to see
more of you, but the campaign trail is a

lonely road, Mary.

Come along, Ted. We're late.

Well, goodbye, Mary. Rhoda. It was nice
talking to you, Ted.

Oh, Rhoda, I want you to know that after
the elections, I hope to visit Israel.

Gee darn.

Ted actually has a chance to win the
primary.

I know.

Well, the city's loss will be our gain.

Hey, Frank, can we get a film crew in
the 11th Ward?

Well, you know, just some random
sampling, interviews, things like that.

a minute, will you?

Yeah.

makes his triumphal return.

Ah, good.

Mike, will you see if we can get a feed
from Channel 9? I figured you folks

would be on the guns by now and could
use some seasoned help.

Get me research.

Hey, Murray!

Well, look who's here, the Manchurian
candidates.

Well, I just thought I'd stop by and
watch the old team get ready for the big

game. Look, can you get me figures on
campaign expenses so far?

For background.

A breakdown by candidate. You know me,
the old fireman. I hear that bell and...

Thanks, Grace.

No, I'll come and get it.

Uh, say, uh...

there. Say, Mayor, how'd that film of me
at the polls come out this morning? Oh,

well, we're not going to use it, Ted.
Why?

Because it didn't look so good when I
told you you couldn't vote because you

weren't registered.

Thank you.

So I forgot.

They still let me pose in the voting
booth.

You know something? When nobody was
looking, I voted anyway.

Well, it's too late for that. It's up to
the voters now.

So, what's news, big fella?

Well, listen, Ted.

We're pretty busy around here right now.

Pretty busy.

I'd like to have a little chat with you,
but why don't you drop us a line

sometime?

Although it's still much too early to
project a winner, a number of trends

developed. which experts could not have
prognosticated.

Hi, Ted. Hi, Gary. Pretty busy, huh?
Yeah.

Nothing like a newsroom on election day.
You're telling me. You want to know

something?

I miss it.

Oh, we miss you too, Ted. You do?

Yeah. Gee.

Your audience misses you too, Ted.

Did I get any mail?

Oh!

Did I see them?

Oh, well, I don't have the letters.
Well, just show me. Tell me where they

I think maybe Murray has them. Come on,
Murray. I want to see them. They're my

letters.

That's only three.

Well, Ted, why do you make me show you
anyway?

go. People yell, hey, Gordy, when's Ted
coming back? No kidding, they do? Yeah.

Where? Everywhere.

How many yell that?

650.

I mean, men or what? Women, too?

Yeah, women, too.

Young women?

Yeah. Would you say that the women yell
more often? Nobody yelled at Ted. They

didn't yell. Nobody yelled nothing.

Why do you make me do this? You always
push too hard.

How many?

Three.

I think you're the greatest, Mr. Baxter.

I'll die if you don't win.

Hope you mean it.

Good luck tonight.

I'm not taking sides, mind you, but good
luck. Welcome to the landslide.

I don't have the latest on Ted yet, but
the party's doing fine statewide.

I guess my coattails were a lot broader
than some people thought.

Oh, hi there. Thanks for coming.

Mary, look at my face.

Do you notice something?

You look a little tired.

My eyes.

What do you notice about my eyes?

Circles under them. A little red.

Possibly. But that glow you see is the
light.

The light, Mary. I have seen it.

This is only the very modest beginning.

Today, Minneapolis.

Tomorrow, well, finish it for yourself,
Mary. I will, I will, Phil, but I've got

to go check and make sure the crew's
ready for Ted's speech. See you.

Thanks for coming. Welcome to the Baxter
Bandwagon.

Oh, Ted, I'm so proud of you. I could
burst.

Everybody here feels the same way.

Ted, I want you to be successful, but it
makes me sad to think about you going

to other places like Washington.

I'm afraid he won't have any time for
me. Are you kidding?

When they call me up in front of those
Senate investigating committees, you're

going to be sitting there right there
behind me.

Oh, Ken, you always say that, right? I
try.

Give my victory speech, but I think it
would look much better if we waited

the votes were counted.

But when those Baxter votes start
pouring in, you'll be the first to know.

Eight hundred votes behind?

Tim, you still have a chance. I mean,
it's not over.

You know, there are a couple of big
precincts that haven't come in yet.

It's funny, the thoughts that go through
your head at a time like this.

I remember when I was in high school
running for student council and I lost.

I went home and told my mother I won.

She was so proud.

You know, to this day, she still thinks
that I won.

Well, I hope you win tonight, Ted. I
really do.

Thanks, Mary.

I gotta go check with the station.

Ted. Oh, Ted.

Oh, Ted.

Ted, I don't... I don't know what to do,
how to... Ted, I don't know how to

break this to you.

This sounds like bad news.

We lost.

Ted, we lost.

Well, what about all those big precincts
that hadn't come in? They came in.

Finished, Ted.

Crushed.

Wiped out.

Annihilated.

I don't like the sound of that.

I told everybody I was going to win. So
did I.

I believed in us.

I felt we had such bright, untarnished
hopes for the future.

I felt we had mountains to climb,
promises to keep.

But the light failed, Ted. The dream
died.

Oh, my Lord.

Our chin's high.

Show them what we're made of.

They want to hear from you, Ted.

Talk to them.

What'll I say? I don't care.

I could read my victory speech, but
that's such a happy speech.

Adapt it.

Improvise.

This is a great night.

Except for me.

I humbly thank the people for their
mandate.

Though a victory would have been even
better.

My opponent put up a good fight, even
though he won.

And tonight, the people of Minneapolis
have taken a great step forward.

And if that's what they want, to hell
with them.

Here's the update on the second ward.
Thanks, Mary.

How much time have I got?

Let me go back on the air five minutes.

Hi,

gang. Ted. Hi, Ted.

Would you believe it? Some loudmouth
told my mother I lost.

Oh, thanks, Gordy. I'll take over.

What do you think you're doing?

Well, you said the door was open, and
you don't mind, do you, Gordy? Of course

don't mind. I don't mind going back to
being just a weatherman.

I don't mind losing my job as the
anchorman.

I don't mind losing all that extra
money.

What makes you think I'm mine?

See, Lou, it's okay with Gordy.

I really wanted you to win, Ted.

Nobody wanted you to win more than I.

Nobody. Believe me.

Nobody.

That's touching.

Let's see. Peterson's victory in the
primary makes him a certain show -in.

The $16 ,000 of your post to city
council from...

$16 ,000?

That's all it pays?

Boy, am I lucky I lost.

Can you imagine anybody dumb enough to
work for $16 ,000 a year?

I work for less, Ted.

Oh, less, sure, but not $16 ,000.