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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,880 --> 00:00:12,380 Who can turn the world on with her smile? 2 00:00:15,780 --> 00:00:22,300 Who can take a nothing day and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile? 3 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:25,680 Well, it's you, girl, and you should know it. 4 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:32,380 With each glance and every little movement you show it, love is all alone, 5 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:37,660 need to waste it. You can never tell, why don't you take it? 6 00:00:38,270 --> 00:00:41,910 You're gonna make it after all. 7 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:49,370 You're gonna make it after all. 8 00:01:08,759 --> 00:01:10,220 This is McCluskey's. 9 00:01:11,140 --> 00:01:14,220 Wow, it really is an Irish bar, isn't it? 10 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,920 Do you think it's crowded now? You should have seen it before McCluskey 11 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:19,680 Hey, Lou. 12 00:01:20,040 --> 00:01:21,400 Hey, Philly. 13 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,340 A little hand wrestling or a drink? 14 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:25,560 You're on. 15 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,060 Oh, Philly. 16 00:01:34,540 --> 00:01:36,740 One of these days I'm going to take you. 17 00:01:43,530 --> 00:01:45,210 for my friend Philly. Thanks, Lou. 18 00:01:45,450 --> 00:01:46,450 And one for myself. 19 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:50,030 Mary? Oh, I don't think so, Mr. Grant. I don't arm wrestle. 20 00:01:50,530 --> 00:01:52,130 Anyway, we've got all that work to do tonight. 21 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:53,410 Oh, yeah. 22 00:01:54,370 --> 00:01:57,950 Philly, this is Mary Richards, my associate producer. 23 00:01:58,350 --> 00:02:02,910 Hi. Philly is one of our more legendary habituates. 24 00:02:03,430 --> 00:02:07,810 You only go around once in life, so you might as well go around smashed. 25 00:02:18,129 --> 00:02:23,290 Until McCluskey's widow can find a buyer for the place. Oh, yeah, that's right. 26 00:02:23,490 --> 00:02:25,530 I missed McCluskey's wake, didn't I? 27 00:02:25,810 --> 00:02:28,930 Well, we've been working late every night. Yeah, I missed the wake, Lou. 28 00:02:29,210 --> 00:02:30,290 This is it. 29 00:02:33,290 --> 00:02:35,430 Where's McCluskey? In the back room. 30 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:55,860 Mr. Grant, I didn't really know him. 31 00:02:56,360 --> 00:03:00,540 Well, if you don't get to know him now, you never will. 32 00:03:03,460 --> 00:03:04,820 I'll go back after dinner. 33 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:06,620 Let's sit down, Mary. 34 00:03:06,940 --> 00:03:08,340 What's a special night, Philly? 35 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:10,420 I'm sorry to... 36 00:03:25,530 --> 00:03:27,790 There's always something to eat around here. 37 00:03:30,470 --> 00:03:31,470 Thanks, Philly. 38 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:33,950 Nice guy, Philly. 39 00:03:34,330 --> 00:03:36,050 And strong for a little guy. 40 00:03:36,290 --> 00:03:38,550 Huh? You mean that arm wrestling? 41 00:03:38,930 --> 00:03:40,610 He knows I can take him at that. 42 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:44,150 It's a little thing we go through so I can buy him a free drink. 43 00:03:45,570 --> 00:03:47,150 Isn't this a great place? 44 00:03:47,410 --> 00:03:50,390 I'd give anything to own a place like this. It's a gold mine. 45 00:03:53,510 --> 00:03:55,690 Yeah. I wonder how much they want for. 46 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:58,570 No, it's crazy. 47 00:03:59,330 --> 00:04:00,330 Why is it crazy? 48 00:04:00,790 --> 00:04:02,490 Oh, me owning a bar is ridiculous. 49 00:04:02,990 --> 00:04:06,290 I don't know. If you want something in life, you ought to go out and try to get 50 00:04:06,290 --> 00:04:07,770 it. Well, it's like Philly. 51 00:04:29,460 --> 00:04:34,160 She's got another buyer, but she's willing to sell the place to me for old 52 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,600 time's sake if I call back by 10 o 'clock. 53 00:04:36,880 --> 00:04:37,880 What do you think? 54 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:43,460 Oh, Mr. Grant, I think you should. And I only need $10 ,000. 55 00:04:44,420 --> 00:04:46,180 And I almost have it right here. 56 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:52,360 $6 ,000 in my savings account, $2 ,000 in Edie's savings account, 57 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:57,540 and $500 in my grandchildren's piggy bank. 58 00:05:04,720 --> 00:05:05,900 dollars, right? That's all. 59 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:07,220 That's all. 60 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:14,980 Mary, you wouldn't by any chance 61 00:05:14,980 --> 00:05:17,020 happen to. Oh, no. 62 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:22,800 I mean, a thrifty girl like you, I bet you have, oh, say, three, four thousand 63 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:23,800 dollars. 64 00:05:40,810 --> 00:05:42,810 I decided to buy McCluskey's Bar. 65 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,049 No kidding. 66 00:05:44,050 --> 00:05:45,050 Why? 67 00:05:47,490 --> 00:05:49,870 Because it's a gold mine. That's why. 68 00:05:50,370 --> 00:05:54,990 But I seem to have come up a little short on the down payment. Sorry, Lou. 69 00:05:54,990 --> 00:05:57,710 already invested my money this year in children's shoes. 70 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:03,630 This is a once -in -a -lifetime deal. A bar is a risky thing, Lou. 71 00:06:04,190 --> 00:06:05,190 Murray. 72 00:06:05,410 --> 00:06:06,410 Murray. 73 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,710 I've known banks who have went... 74 00:06:10,480 --> 00:06:11,900 guys who wanted to open bars. 75 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:42,230 bar he's buying. 76 00:06:42,870 --> 00:06:45,070 You know, I've always wanted a place of my own. 77 00:06:45,870 --> 00:06:47,550 Ted Baxter's newsroom. 78 00:06:48,170 --> 00:06:49,850 It's one of my five ambitions in life. 79 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:52,210 I don't want to know what the other four are. 80 00:06:54,150 --> 00:06:55,630 All right, I'll tell you. 81 00:06:57,670 --> 00:06:58,770 Make a million dollars. 82 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:01,210 Replace Walter Cronkite. 83 00:07:13,180 --> 00:07:15,360 Why is it you can never get a doctor when you need one? 84 00:07:15,660 --> 00:07:19,780 Say, Lou, I'll go into that bar place with you. No, thanks, Ted. 85 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:24,760 Oh, come on, Lou. Ted, I'm talking about buying a bar, not a raffle ticket. 86 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:26,540 I need 1 ,500 bucks. 87 00:07:27,240 --> 00:07:28,240 Oh. 88 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,800 Newsroom. 89 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,880 Oh, just a moment, please. Mr. Grant, it's Mrs. 90 00:07:34,100 --> 00:07:35,100 McCluskey. 91 00:07:35,620 --> 00:07:37,200 Tell her I'll call her right back. 92 00:07:37,720 --> 00:07:38,900 Can he call you right back? 93 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:40,580 Thank you very much. 94 00:07:40,920 --> 00:07:42,560 All right, try Dr. Ames again. 95 00:07:43,109 --> 00:07:44,590 What's the total asking price, Lou? 96 00:07:44,810 --> 00:07:48,050 Eighty -five. Net income at the taxes? Fifteen. Incumbrances of record? None. 97 00:07:48,210 --> 00:07:50,390 Interest per annum? Five and a half percent. Will you take cash? 98 00:07:54,410 --> 00:07:56,030 Five hundred. 99 00:07:57,250 --> 00:07:58,250 One thousand. 100 00:07:59,530 --> 00:08:01,110 Fifteen hundred dollars. 101 00:08:05,950 --> 00:08:08,030 Don't you think we ought to sign something first? 102 00:08:09,470 --> 00:08:10,429 All right. 103 00:08:10,430 --> 00:08:11,770 Let's step into my office. 104 00:08:11,980 --> 00:08:12,979 Just a minute. 105 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:15,320 I'll go to my room and get my lucky pen. 106 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:22,320 Why does he carry $500 bills around in his wallet? 107 00:08:22,540 --> 00:08:23,499 You want to know why? 108 00:08:23,500 --> 00:08:28,320 Say, Ted, do you have the $3 you borrowed from me at lunch last week? 109 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,760 Oh, sure, Murr. 110 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:32,740 You got change for a $500? 111 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:56,260 See, there's this bar on Third Street, and it's packed every night. 112 00:08:56,460 --> 00:08:57,560 And I figured out why, Lou. 113 00:08:57,800 --> 00:09:00,620 They've got the cutest bartenders you ever saw. 114 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:05,820 Ted, I am not hiring barmaids. Oh, no, these aren't barmaids, Lou. 115 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,220 These are good -looking guys. 116 00:10:07,790 --> 00:10:08,790 Thanks, Luke. 117 00:10:43,530 --> 00:10:44,530 thirsty looking at. 118 00:10:46,990 --> 00:10:48,210 Well, best of luck, Lou. 119 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:50,750 Hey, that's pretty cute. 120 00:10:50,970 --> 00:10:52,950 Giving a bottle of scotch to the owner of a bar. 121 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,090 Anybody want a drink? Sure. 122 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:58,110 Oh, boy, you sure have a great place here, Mr. Grant. 123 00:11:38,640 --> 00:11:40,420 And we moved McCluskey out. 124 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,280 Lou, we have a little conference. 125 00:11:44,620 --> 00:11:48,300 What is it, Ted? A little business that we as partners should have. 126 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:51,080 Be right back. 127 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:55,020 All right, Ted, what do you want? 128 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:57,760 Lou, I'm not paying for that champagne. 129 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:14,130 arm wrestle for it. 130 00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:30,030 I was so glad to see her. 131 00:13:30,230 --> 00:13:32,890 It was just sad. I mean, nobody came in for hours. 132 00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:36,810 Yeah. Lou's been dragging me in there every night after work. I think I'm 133 00:13:36,810 --> 00:13:37,810 developing a... 134 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:00,760 I'm worried about my mother. 135 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:03,840 She's in jail, Lou. 136 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:07,960 I've got to get an attorney to get her out. 137 00:14:09,060 --> 00:14:12,280 I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for my $1 ,500 back, Lou. 138 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,080 What's he in for, Ted? 139 00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,020 Oh, grand theft auto. 140 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,080 No, Ted. 141 00:14:25,960 --> 00:14:26,960 All right, Lou. 142 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,340 I'll tell you the truth. 143 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:29,500 It wasn't grand theft. 144 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,440 They can save me. 145 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:47,200 But it'll mean an awful lot of money, Lou. 146 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,880 wild -looking hair, and very long sideburns. They began here, went all the 147 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,360 down his face, came out his cuffs. 148 00:15:31,120 --> 00:15:32,120 Who is it? 149 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:33,540 Mary in there. 150 00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:34,680 Yes, she is. 151 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:35,840 Mr. Grant? 152 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:38,020 Yeah. What are you doing here? 153 00:15:38,220 --> 00:15:40,800 May I come in? Sure, Lo. My feeds are always open. 154 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,100 I'm glad I found you. 155 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:48,280 I've been walking around thinking about this bar thing, and I think I finally 156 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,280 hit on something. 157 00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:51,360 Can we get out of here? 158 00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:55,030 bedroom and go into the living room. This is it, Lou. 159 00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:58,750 This is it? Yes. 160 00:16:00,070 --> 00:16:01,070 Cute. 161 00:16:02,310 --> 00:16:05,610 Mr. Grant, why don't you sit down and have a cup of coffee? 162 00:16:05,950 --> 00:16:09,230 You wouldn't have anything a little stronger, huh? 163 00:16:09,470 --> 00:16:12,270 No. Oh, wait. I have some wine my mother sent me. 164 00:16:13,030 --> 00:16:14,030 Manischewitz... 165 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:22,680 Sacramento winos. 166 00:16:25,820 --> 00:16:26,820 Mary. 167 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:28,760 Rhoda. 168 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,480 It's so depressing at my bar. 169 00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,060 Mr. Grant, it is not. 170 00:16:37,500 --> 00:16:41,360 I finally realize what McCluskey's needs to be successful. 171 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,620 What? McCluskey. So why don't you get him back? 172 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:48,680 No, Rhoda. Mr. McCluskey is no longer with us. 173 00:16:48,880 --> 00:16:50,120 And neither are his customers. 174 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,860 They're at all the other saloons all over town. 175 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:57,200 And that's because they loved McCluskey. 176 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,160 And they don't love me. 177 00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,300 Oh, sure they do. Yeah, of course they love you, Lou. 178 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,160 No, no, no. 179 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:09,119 McCluskey had a gift for people. 180 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:13,579 He knew how to tell them jokes. 181 00:17:14,819 --> 00:17:16,880 He knew how to get them to sing. 182 00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:21,930 He remembered the names of... Everyone who came into that bar. 183 00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,109 You had to love him. 184 00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:29,070 And Mary, I'm not what you would call a lovable person. 185 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:34,330 Oh, Mr. Grant, yes, Rhoda, isn't he lovable? Yeah, truly lovable. 186 00:17:37,770 --> 00:17:40,050 Thank you. 187 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:46,110 The thing is, I never really cared about being lovable till now. 188 00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:49,230 It was always enough that people were afraid of me. 189 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,620 Things are going to be entirely different. 190 00:17:57,860 --> 00:18:03,340 Starting tomorrow, I'm going to be incredibly lovable. 191 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,000 How are you going to do that? 192 00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:12,260 Happy Halloween? 193 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,160 Right. 194 00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:19,680 I'm going to see to it that this place is exactly like it was when McCluskey 195 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:22,720 owned it. I put up posters, sent out flyers. 196 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,610 I'm the owner. My name's Lou Grant. 197 00:18:30,950 --> 00:18:31,769 And yours? 198 00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:32,770 Al Bollinger. 199 00:18:32,910 --> 00:18:35,350 Al. Tim Kellack. Tim. 200 00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:40,730 Well, well, well, I'm certainly glad you could make it. Al and Tim. 201 00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:43,410 Al and Tim. 202 00:18:44,970 --> 00:18:46,450 You gentlemen play darts? 203 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:50,190 We just came in for a drink. Ah, ah. Have a seat. Have a seat. 204 00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:55,470 Hey, Al and Tim. I heard a pretty funny story today. 205 00:18:55,690 --> 00:18:59,310 Did you hear... Oh, excuse me, Al and Tim. I'll finish this. story later. It's 206 00:18:59,310 --> 00:19:00,950 really funny. I think you'll like it. 207 00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:05,430 Come right in. Come right in. How are you? How are you? I'd like to welcome 208 00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:08,650 here this evening. I'm the owner. My name's Lou Grant. And yours? 209 00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:09,669 Rick Simmons. 210 00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:12,990 Rick, good to see you. Have a seat. Have a seat. And yours, sir? 211 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:16,530 Henry Thomas. Henry, Henry, pleased to see you. And yours, young lady? Alice 212 00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,070 Howard. Alice, how are you? 213 00:19:18,730 --> 00:19:21,270 Betty Dodson. Betty, so nice to see you. 214 00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:25,750 Oh, well, well, I'm certainly glad you all could make it. Alan, Tim? 215 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:44,110 Tell that story now. 216 00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:45,910 Say it. 217 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:50,810 I was just going to tell Al and Tim this very funny story I heard today. 218 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:52,550 Maybe you've heard it. Listen. 219 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:57,270 This drunk walks up to the parking meter and he puts a penny in it. And he looks 220 00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:58,530 at it and he says, Hey, look! 221 00:19:58,990 --> 00:20:00,550 I just weighed 12 minutes. 222 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:42,760 As a matter of fact, you're just in time for the sing -along. Sing -along? 223 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:48,340 Yeah, you know, stand around the old bar, hoist a few, sing the old songs. 224 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,600 Come on now, it'll be fun. 225 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:53,640 I'll start, then you two join in. 226 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:40,420 Oh, sure. 227 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,960 You got change for 500? 16239