All language subtitles for Mary Tyler Moore s03e05 Its Whether You Win Or Lose

Who can turn the world on with a smile?

Who can take a nothing day and suddenly
make it all seem worthwhile?

Well, it's you, girl, and you should
know it.

With each glance and every little
movement you show it, love is all

need to waste it. You can never tell,
why don't you take it?

You're gonna make it.

I wish I was going to Las Vegas with Lou
today. Oh, yeah, he's really looking

forward to it. He's kind of cute, how
excited he is. There's no question about

it. Lou has never been cuter.

Murray, I just heard from the weather
bureau. They just closed the airport.

Lou is not going to Las Vegas this
afternoon.

Oh, Gordy, why today?

Hey, why does everybody always blame me
for the weather? I'm not snowing. Oh,

no, I'm sorry.

It's just that Mr. Grant's been planning
this trip for two months.

Poor Lou.

That it depressed anybody who had to
spend a weekend in cold, snowy

while I lie around a pool in warm, balmy
Las Vegas.

Got your luggage all packed and
everything.

Mm -hmm. Going directly to the airport
from here. Catching the three o 'clock

plane. I can hardly wait.

Newsroom.

Just a moment, please. Mr. Grant, it's
for you. Las Vegas calling.

Oh, that's probably Mike Cooper. He and
Jack Dunn couldn't wait either. They

flew out last night. Hi, Mike.

You're calling from where?

By the pool?

By the pool.

Bring me some coffee, Mary.

He'll be right with you, Mike.

Maybe the airport will open up again
about three. Just for a minute. Just

enough for one plane to just... It
didn't.

Oh, boy.

Mike,

I can't ask you the next question I was
going to ask because Mary just walked

in.

So you answer it without my asking.

No kidding?

Oh, man.

Yeah. Okay, okay. I'll meet you at the
pool in seven hours and 36

minutes. Yeah.

They haven't been to bed yet.

Well, what with Hoover Dam and all those
museums.

What? Just please, please sit down. All
right.

Mr. Grant, what would happen if for some
unforeseen, you know, unknowable,

impossible to imagine circumstances, you
couldn't go to Las Vegas today?

Mary, what are you trying to tell me?

Well, it has to do with snow.

It's not as if you could predict the
weather.

What'd he say?

What could he say? He always thinks of
something.

I hate snow.

I don't like its color.

I don't like its shape.

I don't like its temperature.

I don't like how it feels.

Or what it does.

I don't like it in snowballs.

Great snow as much as I hate anything in
the entire world.

Hi, guys.

Boy, is it really coming down out there.
Isn't it beautiful? Makes you feel so

good.

Glad to be alive.

Grateful to be living in this wonderful
winter wonderland.

It's not the end of the world. I could
live with that.

Hey, Lou, why don't you get up a poker
game?

How can a poker game take the place of a
weekend in Las Vegas with the boys?

In the sunshine, around the pool.

You want to play?

Sure, I'll play. Murray? No, thanks.

All right.

It's better than nothing.

Murray, you set it up.

We'll play here at the studio, get an
early start.

We'll need six people. Use my card file.

I see a round table, cards, chips, ice,
drinks.

Cards, chips, ice, round table, six
players.

I'll play, Lou. Anything to get out of
that rotten snow.

Huh? I'll play. Play what? Whatever it
is you're going to play.

It's poker, Ted. For money.

Oh.

Well, I've got some extra change.

Not change, Ted. You need dollars in
this game. Dollars. Okay.

You got Gordy and me so far. Uh -huh.
Marie, you don't want to play? No, it's

not my game.

Is this enough, Lou?

That's enough.

How come when you order a sandwich sent
in, they always send you the wrong

thing? I don't know. They got my order
wrong, too. Oh, heaven, she's all right.

Got a roast beef on white.

So that's four so far. How about Harvey
Ames? Dr.

Ames is at the hospital.

Well, have you tried him there?

He's in the operating room.

Oh.

They have phones in operating rooms,
Mary.

Use a little muscle.

If you can't get six, I'll settle for
five, but no less.

Okay. Mr. Grant, what do you want for
drinks?

Scotch and water.

That's it? Just scotch and water?

That's three kinds of drinks.

Scotch, water.

children's birthday parties on the King
Artie show.

You mean we're going to have to play
poker in King Artie's castle?

Yeah. Listen, you're sure you don't want
to play? Uh, no. No, thanks.

Besides, I promised Maria I'd be home
early tonight.

Just seems like it'd be fun. You know,
all the guys playing poker.

You still playing tonight, Gordo? Oh, I
wouldn't miss it for the world, Ted.

There's a three of a kind beat a flush.

Other way around.

Three of a kind does beat two of a kind.

Right.

What's a kind?

Oh, yeah, that sounds really good. Okay,
they should be ready to eat in about 20

minutes. Eat them? I thought we were
going to wear them.

Hey, could you get that for me? Okay, ma
'am.

Whoever it is, I'm inviting them in.
We'll huddle together and share our body

heat.

Hi. Hi,

Marie.

Rona, you remember Marie? Of course.

Marie's wife.

And a fine person in her own right.

even call the police.

Marie, what is it?

I can't find Murray.

I was hoping he was here with you.

Oh, no, Murray's not here.

Oh, thank goodness.

Wait, no.

He's down at the station.

No, Mary, he isn't. He called to tell me
that he was working late.

Well, that was the last hand, Ted.

Wait a minute, Lou. I mean, I don't want
to ante this hand.

You gotta ante, Ted. It's like saluting
the flag.

What do you say when you don't want to
bet anything?

Check.

Well, that's interesting. I wonder who
thought of the word check.

Must be from a foreign language or
something like Czechoslovakia. Check!

Not this time. You should try playing,
Ted. Maybe you'll enjoy it.

Despite my old timer.

I'm in. Two cards. Two cards.

Thank you.

believe I have to be dealt out of a
hand. Yeah, but Murray... Why don't you

write him a note and let Ted deal it to
him?

Check. Check.

Check. Check.

Is this your chip or mine? I think it's
mine.

How's it going, Murr? Well, not too
good.

What does that mean in money?

Well, I'm only about 20 ahead.

Oh, well, that's great. You're ahead.

And he's winning.

Check. Now, cost you a dollar.

How's the food holding out?

Fine. Nobody's touched it.

Hey, I'll tell you what we do. Why don't
we all go out and get some pizza?

You just finish up this hand, and then
we'll all go out and get some pizza.

do you say, huh?

I have a better idea, Mary.

Why don't you go out and get a pizza?

happy to do that. I'm going right by. I
can take you right to your door. I could

do that. I would. I would. Murray, I
would go.

You're banished from this kingdom.

Murray, are you sure you don't want to
go home?

Say goodnight, Mary.

Goodnight. Goodnight, Mary.

Goodnight, Mary.

Hey, who's gonna bet?

There's so many wild cards, I don't know
what I got.

Fool.

six tens.

Take it, take it.

Hurry, listen. I was thinking... Good
night, Mary.

See you at four.

Okay, we'll play five cards, Joel.

All right, good.

All right, let's sit down and play some
real poker for a change under this wild

card junk.

I'm with you.

Plus a little more.

How little altogether?

About $375.

$375?

Can't win them all.

Murray, if you lost and Mr. Grant lost,
who won?

Hi, guys.

Got my loot, Murray.

You'll get it, Ted.

Did he tell you about it, Mayor? I was
just going to tell her, Ted. Mayor, the

klutz got lucky.

until ten.

Oh, now, all right. I won't push it.

See you about ten -fifteen.

Marie, if you had to lose, why did it
have to be the ten?

Well, maybe it's a blessing in disguise.

You see, I used to have this gambling
problem, Mary, but it's all over now.

And getting in that game, it all came
back to me. What a terrible thing it is.

I'm never going to play again. Never,
really.

The only trouble is, I don't know how to
get the money out of the bank, so Marie

won't find out how much I lost.

Well, how are you going to get the
money?

I found a game for tonight.

All I need is a little stake because I
feel real lucky.

I mean, I'm under no compulsion to play,
Mary. It's just that I need the money

to pay him back.

And how are you going to get the stake
for the game?

All I need is one simple bet. One short
bet.

Bank's open in ten minutes, Murray.

Why do you keep bugging Murray for the
money? Because I need it. Why?

Because he owes it to me.

of a Japanese minister of finance,
Hideko Kawasaki.

Ted, how'd you like to go for double or
nothing? No, no, Marie, I will not let

you. I'm going to call Marie, I swear I
will. Wait a minute, what do you mean,

double or nothing?

Well, if you blow that name, Hideko
Kawasaki, on the air tonight, we're

If not, I owe you $750.

That's $750, Ted. Now, wait a minute.
Let me get this straight.

If I say this name tonight and don't
make a mistake, you'll owe me $750?

And if you blow it, we're even. Let me
get this straight again.

You got it straight, Ted.

I don't know, it's so easy.

Look, Hideko Kawasaki.

Must be a trick.

When that light goes on that little
camera tonight, you'll blow it.

Now, that's a direct challenge to my
ability to read a simple sentence.

Right.

You're on.

Edeko Kawasaki.

Edeko Kawasaki.

Edeko Kawasaki.

So, why aren't you calling Marie?

Because I'm not sure.

Council. So much for the local scene on
the international front.

Japan devalues the yen.

That story in a moment, right after this
commercial sursage.

All right, that's six big mistakes so
far.

The law of averages are against you. I
have faith he'll make seven.

Hideko Kawasaki.

Not tonight, we're Kawasaki, Kawasaki,
Kawasaki.

He's going to get it right.

Gordy, 50 bucks, he gets it right.
Murray, will you stop that?

I know, I'm crazy.

The international financial scene was
enlivened today by several developments.

The most important story comes from the
Far East.

Japan announced today that there would
be a further devaluation of the yen, as

speculated some months ago by the
Japanese Minister of Finance.

Ideko Sawakaki.

Damn!

Sorry, I'm so glad that's over.

Did I just hear Ted say damn? Yeah,
yeah.

On air?

Yeah.

Why should Ted care if they devalue the
end?

Good news, your deck will go with Sucky.