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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,442 --> 00:00:13,345 ♪ [Man Singing Pop] 2 00:01:02,095 --> 00:01:05,861 ♪ [Singing Continues] 3 00:01:43,803 --> 00:01:45,794 Thank you. 4 00:01:58,551 --> 00:02:02,988 Yeah. Sure. 5 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:05,150 Uh-huh. 6 00:02:08,394 --> 00:02:10,385 [Chuckling] 7 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,870 - ♪ [Continues, Fades] - [Horn Honks] 8 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:21,737 - Good morning, Tenspot. - Ah, Billy Cole. 9 00:02:23,309 --> 00:02:26,939 Now, that... that is sexy, very sexy. 10 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:29,209 - Mmm, my color. - [Chuckles] 11 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:32,445 Oh, look, I gotta drop Anthony Hopkins off at the airport in 15 minutes. 12 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:35,716 He's gonna be gone for three weeks, so I'm gonna leave the cabana unlocked. 13 00:02:35,788 --> 00:02:39,088 There are gonna be fresh towels under the sink. You can shower there. 14 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:42,527 Hmm. I showered at Barbara and Jim's. 15 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:44,586 [Laughing] 16 00:02:48,334 --> 00:02:52,396 - Son, I thought white folk couldn't jump. - [Grunting] 17 00:02:52,472 --> 00:02:57,740 Billy, that ain't just any white folk. No, no, that is Christina Hansen... 18 00:02:57,810 --> 00:03:02,372 - NCAA and Olympic Volleyball Champion. - Really. 19 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:05,975 [Laughs] What a life we got. 20 00:03:06,052 --> 00:03:11,547 Mansions, Malibu, swimming pools, limousines. 21 00:03:11,624 --> 00:03:14,389 - Not bad, huh? - Son, we gotta get out of it. 22 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:18,658 - What are you talkin' about? - I'll tell ya, it's been gnawing at me for... 23 00:03:18,731 --> 00:03:21,598 10, 20 minutes now. 24 00:03:21,668 --> 00:03:23,830 What is it this time, Billy? 25 00:03:23,903 --> 00:03:26,270 I made a promise to your father. 26 00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:29,400 Yeah, that you would never tell me who he is. 27 00:03:29,475 --> 00:03:34,174 - Yeah. - And that you would take care of the kid, and you did. 28 00:03:34,247 --> 00:03:37,808 I... I could have done a better job. 29 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:40,979 Pop, you did great. 30 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:45,423 Tell ya somethin'. I... I gotta reinvent myself. 31 00:03:45,491 --> 00:03:47,983 I have to make a statement that says... 32 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,292 “Billy Cole is back.” 33 00:03:51,364 --> 00:03:55,028 Well, right now, Billy Cole is late for work. 34 00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:03,836 Hello, Billy. 35 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:10,649 [Asian Accent] Ah, not-so-honorable Mr. Cole! 36 00:04:10,717 --> 00:04:14,153 - You late. You bad example for white people. - Yeah, yeah. 37 00:04:14,220 --> 00:04:17,850 Cut the accent, will ya? You're bad at it. 38 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:19,915 [Hispanic Accent] Hey, listen. 39 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:22,724 I told you once, I told you a hundred times, this business is tough. 40 00:04:22,795 --> 00:04:25,321 If you're a Mexican, you're just a gardener, but if you... 41 00:04:25,398 --> 00:04:28,197 I know. If you're Asian, you're a landscaper. Right? 42 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:33,035 Mr. Mel Gibson want one more ficus tree today. Chop, chop! 43 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:37,009 - Now, I delivered two ficus trees to Mel Gibson last week. - Yeah? 44 00:04:37,076 --> 00:04:41,104 - What is he, smoking them? - Hey, I don't know, I don't care, I don't ask. 45 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:45,708 - You deliver. - Okay, all right, I'll deliver everything. 46 00:04:45,785 --> 00:04:48,811 Listen, um, can you loan me 50 bucks? 47 00:04:48,888 --> 00:04:53,291 What? Fifty? Fifty... You owe me 50! No, I cannot do. Cannot. 48 00:04:53,359 --> 00:04:55,851 I know that. I've got it written down in my book. 49 00:04:55,928 --> 00:04:59,887 I don't want somethin' for nothin', especially from friends. 50 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:02,333 Now, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take all this stuff. 51 00:05:02,402 --> 00:05:06,532 and I'm going to deliver it for you, and then that will make us even. 52 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:11,407 - Deal? - Deal! Deal. Okay, you take off, you deliver, you go. 53 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,468 [Clears Throat] 54 00:05:15,615 --> 00:05:18,346 - Could I borrow 50 dollars? - What? 55 00:05:18,418 --> 00:05:21,752 You a crazy man! You no pay the 50 dollar you borrow last time. 56 00:05:21,821 --> 00:05:25,018 [Stammering] You not right up here. What are you? You mad. 57 00:05:25,091 --> 00:05:28,391 - No! You crazy! Go! - Don't make a federal case out of it. 58 00:05:28,461 --> 00:05:31,726 Just... Why don't you ask me why I want the 50 dollars? 59 00:05:31,798 --> 00:05:36,497 - Okay. Okay, Billy-san. - Mm-hmm. 60 00:05:36,569 --> 00:05:38,799 Okay. We sit down. 61 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,830 [Inhales, Exhales Deeply] 62 00:05:44,711 --> 00:05:48,272 - Why you want 50 dollar? - I'm glad you asked. 63 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:53,582 Because this afternoon the University of Georgia plays the University of Alabama... 64 00:05:53,653 --> 00:05:56,623 and it's a no-brainer. 65 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:07,327 ♪ [Men Singing In Spanish] 66 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:11,494 ♪ [Electronica] 67 00:06:27,186 --> 00:06:30,486 - What is that, Wong's again? - Yeah. 68 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,287 He loves to bet on football. 69 00:06:33,359 --> 00:06:37,023 You know, he's a little sick about that game. 70 00:06:37,096 --> 00:06:40,157 I'm a little worried about him, you know, because of the gambling thing. 71 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:43,635 Right. You know, if he ever fixes that, you'll be looking for another source of income. 72 00:06:43,703 --> 00:06:46,502 Oh, I got a hot one for you today, Billy boy. 73 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,872 Big Daddy's Chocolate in the sixth. It's a no-brainer. 74 00:06:49,942 --> 00:06:52,536 How sure? 75 00:06:52,612 --> 00:06:55,274 How sure, how sure. Who are talkin' to? How sure. 76 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,976 - I gotta draw you a picture of who I'm gettin' this from? - Mm-hmm. 77 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,212 Word's out: Anybody gets in front of Big Daddy's Chocolate... 78 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:02,448 spends the rest of the season in Cedars. 79 00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,581 Cedars-Sinai. 80 00:07:04,657 --> 00:07:06,887 - The hospital. Traction. - Ah! 81 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,826 - Now, that's handicapping. - [Punching Keypad] 82 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,024 Yo, Angelo. How's it goin'? 83 00:07:12,098 --> 00:07:15,728 Yeah, what's the line on Big Daddy's Chocolate? Still two to one. 84 00:07:15,802 --> 00:07:19,329 Do me a favor. Throw another hundred dollars down for a friend of mine. 85 00:07:19,405 --> 00:07:21,703 Billy Cole. 86 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,833 Yeah, that Billy Cole. 87 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:26,106 I got his money in my hand. 88 00:07:26,179 --> 00:07:28,409 It's still sweaty. 89 00:07:28,481 --> 00:07:30,575 - Ey, who do you think you're talking to here? - Yeah. 90 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:32,709 - No, it's not counterfeit, you asshole! - Nyahh! 91 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:36,016 - I apologize, Billy. I'm very sorry. - That's all right. 92 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:44,021 ♪ [Woman Singing, Indistinct] 93 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:48,330 [Crowd Cheering] 94 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:16,251 ♪ [Man Vocalizing] 95 00:08:17,964 --> 00:08:19,955 ♪ [Man Singing Pop] 96 00:08:59,805 --> 00:09:02,103 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 97 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:07,613 Opportunity knocking. Hi! It's Billy Cole. 98 00:09:07,680 --> 00:09:10,342 [Russian Accent] We thought it was Tom “Honks.” 99 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:15,445 No, it's not Tom “Hunks.” It's me. 100 00:09:15,521 --> 00:09:19,253 Oh, look, I got ya a little somethin'. Ta-da. 101 00:09:19,325 --> 00:09:23,284 - Oh, it's so small. - Yeah, that's what they all say. 102 00:09:23,362 --> 00:09:25,797 [Laughs] What is it? 103 00:09:25,865 --> 00:09:30,359 It's a bonsai tree. They're very rare and very expensive. 104 00:09:30,436 --> 00:09:32,461 [Woman] So are we. 105 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,734 Yeah. 106 00:09:34,807 --> 00:09:37,139 - So... Hi. - [Women] Hi, Julie. Hey, Julie. 107 00:09:37,209 --> 00:09:40,179 What are you selling today, Billy? 108 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,977 I ain't selling nothing. 109 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:46,451 I'm here as the friend of the working woman. 110 00:09:46,519 --> 00:09:50,547 - I'm here to talk about money, a lot of money. - Money always talks. 111 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:53,058 You know... [Clears Throat] Tommy Z's a very good friend of mine. 112 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:55,526 If I had a daughter and she wanted to be a stripper... 113 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,996 this is the kind of place I would want her to work. 114 00:09:58,064 --> 00:10:01,398 Problem is, you're not outside. 115 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:05,700 You're not, like, at the beach and... [Inhales] 116 00:10:05,771 --> 00:10:09,230 breathing in the trade winds and the fresh air. 117 00:10:09,308 --> 00:10:14,075 - You're in the dark. - Wait a minute. You talkin' about us hookin' on boats? 118 00:10:14,146 --> 00:10:18,014 - No! - Cause I don't hook. No way. 119 00:10:18,084 --> 00:10:20,246 Look, Billy, we work hard here. 120 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:23,152 - We don't have time for your schemes. - This ain't a scheme. 121 00:10:23,222 --> 00:10:28,251 - It's... volleyball! - “Wolleyball?” 122 00:10:28,327 --> 00:10:33,128 So we're gonna get... rich playing around in the sand? 123 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:37,193 And trust me, the sand, it gets in everything. Uh! 124 00:10:37,269 --> 00:10:41,672 No, no. You don't understand. Beach volleyball is an Olympic sport. 125 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,709 We can make it sexy. 126 00:10:43,776 --> 00:10:46,609 Then how come no one's thought about your great idea until now? 127 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:51,048 Lots of guys have ideas, but they don't know how to sell 'em. I know how to sell 'em. 128 00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:53,711 I'm outta here. Ladies, Billy. 129 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:57,882 So what do you say, girls? I'll meet ya tomorrow morning at Zuma Beach? 130 00:10:57,957 --> 00:11:01,359 Okay, I'll do, if we make extra money. 131 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:04,192 Me, too, ‘cause I don't wanna be shaking my booty forever. 132 00:11:05,564 --> 00:11:07,760 Okay. I'll see you in the morning. 133 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:11,360 Hey, Billy! What do we wear? 134 00:11:11,437 --> 00:11:14,702 Dress for sport. 135 00:11:14,774 --> 00:11:17,266 [Man Announcing] It's Big Daddy's Chocolate gaining around the clubhouse turn. 136 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,573 Come on, Big Daddy's Chocolate! 137 00:11:19,645 --> 00:11:22,910 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Big Daddy's Chocolate and Doughboy moving up neck and neck. 138 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,280 - [Continues, Indistinct] - Jackson! Wake up! 139 00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:28,377 Jackson, You're gonna wanna watch this. 140 00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:31,913 - Come on, baby! [Laughing] - An absolute no-brainer, ladies and gentlemen! 141 00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:37,857 - Mmph. - You don't give a shit. Ehh. 142 00:11:37,930 --> 00:11:40,092 Time to make a phone call. 143 00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:45,732 Time to reach out and touch someone. Aah! 144 00:12:02,421 --> 00:12:05,857 - [Yapping] - [Man] Mooney, I want to know what you're eating. 145 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:10,089 These are huge toilet fish for a dog your size... 146 00:12:10,162 --> 00:12:16,033 so I think you're either eating rats, cat heads or parts of a squirrel. 147 00:12:16,102 --> 00:12:18,799 [Grunts] 148 00:12:18,871 --> 00:12:21,363 [Yapping] 149 00:12:22,374 --> 00:12:25,207 Quit your barking! 150 00:12:25,277 --> 00:12:28,178 You should be over here helping me. 151 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:30,238 My gosh! [Gagging] 152 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,222 I should hire somebody to do this. I shouldn't be doing this myself. 153 00:12:38,290 --> 00:12:42,852 Mooney, get over here, pick this up with your mouth, and take it over and drop it over the cliff. 154 00:12:42,928 --> 00:12:47,229 Help me. Your poop comes with an oil that I have not seen before or even smelled. 155 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:49,825 [Yapping, Growling] 156 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:55,839 Mooney, if you don't shut up, I'm gonna drop-kick you to Catalina. 157 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:58,240 [Punching Keypad] 158 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,512 - [Grunts] - Ah, you're awake. 159 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:10,016 If you wanna be my assistant, you've gotta be awake and alive. 160 00:13:10,089 --> 00:13:13,457 - I'm alive. - [Quietly] Good boy. 161 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,427 Hello. [Clears Throat] Uh, is this the Volleyball Association? 162 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,021 - Yeah, I have a team. - Volleyball? 163 00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:23,262 I just was wondering how much it costs to enter one of the matches. 164 00:13:23,335 --> 00:13:25,531 - Yeah, I'll wait. Hmm? - Hey, Billy? 165 00:13:25,604 --> 00:13:28,539 I was really good at volleyball. I got a scholarship and everything. 166 00:13:28,607 --> 00:13:31,736 I thought you got a scholarship in baseball. 167 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:36,112 I did at USC, but I got one for volleyball, too, at Pepperdine. 168 00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:39,618 - What happened? - They had better sidewalks at USC... 169 00:13:39,685 --> 00:13:41,881 and I wanted to be a skateboarder. 170 00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:44,355 So, you know. Check these out. 171 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:49,190 - Don't you wear elbow pads? - I do. 172 00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:55,166 Hello? Yes, I was wondering how much it costs to enter a team into one... 173 00:13:55,234 --> 00:13:58,727 A hundred dollars? Okay, somebody'll be by this afternoon. Thank you. 174 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:02,434 Jackson Fargo, reporting for duty, dude. 175 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,909 How many fingers? Well? 176 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,649 I don't want to play this game. 177 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:20,519 ♪ [Reggae, indistinct] 178 00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,156 ♪ [Continues] 179 00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:48,113 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 180 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:50,918 [Panting] 181 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:57,688 Yes. Yes. 182 00:14:58,998 --> 00:15:03,629 ♪ [Man Singing Hip-Hop] 183 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,174 Goddamn. 184 00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:12,336 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 185 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,379 Fuck college. 186 00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:29,150 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 187 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,720 Help! 188 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,826 Help! [Gurgling] 189 00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:42,503 Hi. 190 00:15:42,574 --> 00:15:46,033 - Hey. I'm Jackson. - I'm Crystal. 191 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:49,672 Well, you look... very nice. 192 00:15:49,748 --> 00:15:51,739 - Thanks. - [Indistinct] 193 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:55,310 - These are balls. - Oh, we know all about balls. 194 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:59,984 I'm happy for you. These are volleyballs. 195 00:16:00,059 --> 00:16:04,519 - Volleyball is kind of... - Ah, we know how to play “wolleyball.” 196 00:16:04,596 --> 00:16:09,261 Fine. So we have Champagne and, uh... 197 00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:13,772 - Olga! - Olga, right. And where's Crystal? 198 00:16:15,240 --> 00:16:19,268 Jackson! Work is over here! 199 00:16:19,345 --> 00:16:22,110 Uh, you gotta go to the thing. 200 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:28,445 - What the hell are you doing? - Hey, chief. I'm sorry. I was checking out the roster. 201 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:32,890 Now, this is Jackson Fargo. 202 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,290 - What's up? - Hello, Fargo. 203 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:39,264 He's the assistant coach. Now, Jackson... 204 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:43,791 Jackson played... varsity volleyball in the Pac-10. 205 00:16:43,869 --> 00:16:49,035 He's a legend in volleyball, so I want you to listen carefully to everything he says... 206 00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:52,703 because he's very, very bright. 207 00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:55,406 How many balls do I have in my hand? 208 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:58,644 - Uh, Billy, I'm not driving. - Oh, good. 209 00:16:58,717 --> 00:17:00,879 [Novelty Car Horn Honking] 210 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:03,479 [Champagne] Yo, here comes the new girl. 211 00:17:03,555 --> 00:17:05,649 [Man] Mamacita, what's up? 212 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:10,059 You ready to take care of business? 213 00:17:10,129 --> 00:17:13,929 Come. Mi casa. ♪ [Man, Woman Singing Pop] 214 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,028 ♪ ♪ [Ends] 215 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:47,692 - Hi, I'm Billy Cole. I'm the head coach. - I'm Corazon. 216 00:17:47,766 --> 00:17:50,997 Nice hands. Very... Very strong. 217 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,937 - You could be a hitter. - Oh, si, senor. 218 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:58,671 Lets kick some rich, white, “hire my cousin for minimum wage,” Westside ass. 219 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,540 Hey, gringo, are you coming? 220 00:18:06,118 --> 00:18:08,143 That's attitude. 221 00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,314 Get the gum. 222 00:18:17,196 --> 00:18:19,494 [Jackson] Let's get a nice volley going. 223 00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:23,832 Control the ball, Champagne. Keep your feet moving, guys. 224 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:29,007 Good serve. 225 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,408 - ♪ [Woman Singing, Indistinct] - [Man] Whoo-hoo! 226 00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:35,675 - Are you kiddin' me? Bend over. Show me that thing. - God! 227 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,977 - I like that hand motion. - [Laughing] 228 00:18:38,050 --> 00:18:41,486 Lose your suit while you're at it. 229 00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:45,547 Why don't you let some real pros show you how it's done? 230 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,683 Hey, guys. 231 00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:51,389 Enjoy yourself. You know, it's a free beach. Do whatever you want. 232 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,524 Enjoy yourself, but, uh, you're just... 233 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:57,501 you're right on the borderline of becoming assholes. 234 00:18:57,569 --> 00:19:00,698 Whoa! What's the problem there, pimp daddy? 235 00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:04,504 No, no, no, no. I'm the pimp, he's the daddy. We're a team. 236 00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:08,376 - [Both Laugh] - Billy, uh, you guys got a problem? 237 00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,439 Yeah. What are you gonna do about it, stoner? 238 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,282 - Dude, I'm gonna kick your ass, man. - Hey, hey, hey. 239 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,050 It's okay, Jackson. Hey, Crystal. 240 00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:20,615 - Yeah. - Why don't we show these boys how we play balls? 241 00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,751 - Oof! - [Crowd Jeering] 242 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,092 - Yeah, let's do that. - [Man] Now you're talking. 243 00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:30,730 - Yeah, yeah. - [Blows Whistle] 244 00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:34,796 - Play to seven. - Ease back, ladies and gentlemen. We got a game. 245 00:19:34,873 --> 00:19:38,366 Yeah, you're goin' down! 246 00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,902 - [Tenspot] That's how you do it. That's a start. - Yeah. 247 00:19:41,980 --> 00:19:45,075 - ♪ ♪ [Continues, indistinct] - [Man] Aha! 248 00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,812 This is not good for their confidence. 249 00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,412 - You gotta believe, Pop. It's comin' together. - Yeah. 250 00:19:50,489 --> 00:19:52,480 - Look, see? - Hmm. Yeah. 251 00:19:52,558 --> 00:19:55,050 Come on! Show these punks who's boss! 252 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:57,960 [Speaking Russian] 253 00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:05,296 Good, very good. 254 00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:09,307 - You got lucky. You got lucky. - All right. All right. 255 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,775 Let's teach these pendejos a lesson. 256 00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:14,904 Yeah. You got it, girl. 257 00:20:14,980 --> 00:20:18,348 All right, girl, let's see what you've got now. Whoo! 258 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:22,076 Hey, boys! 259 00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:28,821 - [Grunts] - Uuh! - Dude! 260 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:31,591 Well, I guess that's game. We won! 261 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:33,688 Yes! 262 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:36,791 I can't believe it! She broke my freakin' nose! 263 00:20:36,868 --> 00:20:39,599 - Come on. Let's get out of here. Come on. - Yeah, I wanna go home. 264 00:20:39,671 --> 00:20:41,662 Crystal! 265 00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:45,936 Yes, Billy? 266 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:48,070 - Nice rack. - [Giggles] 267 00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,137 Co-captains. 268 00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,513 - Is that good? - You see what we did? 269 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:56,384 We worked on that move for a long time... That's one of those wardrobe malfunctions. 270 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,186 Excuse me. Are you their manager? 271 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,886 - Who wants to know? - We're throwing a bachelor party... 272 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,622 and we were wondering how much to book the volleyball team. 273 00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:09,031 - Billy Cole... manager, coach, agent. - Pleasure. 274 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,092 [Both Chuckle] 275 00:21:11,169 --> 00:21:14,503 I don't know if we can really afford 'em. We only have two grand. 276 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,905 - Most of that's going to booze. - You said two grand? 277 00:21:16,975 --> 00:21:18,966 - Yeah. - Hey, Pop, I was thinkin'... 278 00:21:19,044 --> 00:21:24,380 I don't think you've met my social director. He's the best party planner in Malibu. 279 00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:27,714 This man has thrown parties for... Well, Heidi Fleiss. 280 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:31,416 She just went, “Oh, please, stop. Stop, I'm exhausted.” 281 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:33,549 Ben Affleck said, “No more broads, please.” 282 00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,424 What did Ben and Heidi cost? 283 00:21:36,495 --> 00:21:38,827 - That's about 500. - Two... [Coughing] Two grand. 284 00:21:38,897 --> 00:21:42,299 I forgot to carry the one. That's 2,000 and gas tax. 285 00:21:42,367 --> 00:21:44,563 Yeah, 2,000. Yeah. 286 00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:47,105 We make it B.Y.O.B. [Chuckles] 287 00:21:47,172 --> 00:21:50,767 - It's totally worth it. We should talk. - We should talk. 288 00:21:50,842 --> 00:21:54,870 Well, sir, you come this way to Mr. Cole's limo. Yeah. 289 00:21:54,946 --> 00:21:57,244 Okay. 290 00:21:57,316 --> 00:22:00,911 - Cash. - Let me get that gate for you. This homeland security thing. 291 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:04,115 [Shouts, Cheers] 292 00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:08,387 Please put your hands together for the ice princess, Olga! 293 00:22:14,633 --> 00:22:17,694 ♪ [Woman Singing, Indistinct] 294 00:22:17,769 --> 00:22:21,000 Put your hands together for the lovely Corazon. 295 00:22:27,279 --> 00:22:29,270 Champagne! 296 00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:38,281 Put your hands together for Crystal! 297 00:22:46,398 --> 00:22:48,730 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 298 00:23:07,319 --> 00:23:10,050 ♪ ♪ [Ends] 299 00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:15,082 [Snoring] 300 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:25,297 Man, look at all these dead presidents. 301 00:23:25,370 --> 00:23:27,805 - How much we make? - I don't know, Pop. 302 00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:33,277 My hands are cramping from counting all this money, but I'm gonna go ahead and say, “a lot.” 303 00:23:33,345 --> 00:23:38,306 [Laughs] Ah, champagne. Where we get this? 304 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:44,152 Got it out of the back of your limo. I figured we deserved a celebration. 305 00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:47,954 Well, you know what? I guess we do, man. I gotta say something for you, Pops. 306 00:23:48,026 --> 00:23:50,324 You... You're amazing! 307 00:23:50,395 --> 00:23:55,128 First you had the best-looking roller-derby team in America and now this. 308 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,465 They weren't all pretty, those gals. 309 00:23:58,537 --> 00:24:00,904 Remember Daisy? 310 00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:04,909 Ooh, that was an ugly woman. She used to cry, and the tears ran to the back of her head. 311 00:24:04,976 --> 00:24:08,071 - Mm. - Did we ever find out if she was a dude or not? 312 00:24:08,146 --> 00:24:10,308 Yeah, I did find out... 313 00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:15,047 but I... I don't particularly want to discuss that story. [Clears Throat] 314 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:19,489 Hey, Pop, look, maybe it's somethin' I'm missin', but... 315 00:24:19,558 --> 00:24:24,018 these are some beautiful broads, but they ain't athletes. 316 00:24:24,095 --> 00:24:27,554 How the hell are they gonna compete against somebody like a Christina Hansen? 317 00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:30,101 They don't have to. 318 00:24:30,168 --> 00:24:33,536 You don't take a show horse and run it against a thoroughbred. 319 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:36,233 We don't need athletes, we just need beauties. 320 00:24:36,308 --> 00:24:39,744 These are billboards for every man's fantasy... 321 00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:42,041 and for you and me... 322 00:24:42,113 --> 00:24:45,242 they are cold, hard cash. 323 00:24:58,129 --> 00:25:01,690 - Let's work on our game. - I thought we were supposed to hit it over the net. 324 00:25:01,766 --> 00:25:04,258 - Where the hell have you been? - My bad. 325 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:07,897 - Don't kick it. - [Chattering] 326 00:25:07,973 --> 00:25:10,340 It's called volleyball. Where the hell you been? 327 00:25:10,408 --> 00:25:13,503 Sorry I'm late, man. I was just checking out Bruce Bruce. 328 00:25:13,578 --> 00:25:15,945 He's doing a huge, naughty beach party, man. 329 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:20,315 - Who-Who is Bru-Bruce Bruce? - Bruce Bruce, man. He's a veejay. 330 00:25:20,385 --> 00:25:22,854 He's doin' a naughty beach party. He's doin' this TV show. 331 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:25,788 They're live on TV, like, 24/7, man. 332 00:25:25,857 --> 00:25:29,157 - Live... You mean, like, in the Super Bowl! live? - Yeah, man. 333 00:25:29,227 --> 00:25:32,026 Oh. Well, I tell you what. 334 00:25:32,097 --> 00:25:37,661 I want you to take the girls and run them down to Bruce Bruce. 335 00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:41,866 Okay? And then they'll be on live television. Get it? 336 00:25:41,940 --> 00:25:45,467 - You know, I want them to be live. Get it? - I got it. 337 00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:47,638 - Got it? He doesn't get it. - I got it. 338 00:25:47,712 --> 00:25:52,343 Yo, yo, yo! We're live. We're having a Malibu Beach party right here. 339 00:25:52,417 --> 00:25:56,718 We have the hottest videos, the hottest girls, right here on Malibu Beach. 340 00:25:56,788 --> 00:26:00,952 - [Crystal] Hi, boys! Hi! - Whoo-hoo! 341 00:26:02,561 --> 00:26:07,158 ♪ [Woman Singing Pop] 342 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,998 Hey, don't look at me! Get the girl! 343 00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:16,098 ♪ [Singing Continues] 344 00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,544 Whoo! 345 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:41,455 ♪ [Continues] 346 00:26:41,533 --> 00:26:45,163 Those are the... Those are the girls. 347 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:50,731 It's Champagne. She's supposed to be at work in 20 minutes. What is she doing? 348 00:26:52,210 --> 00:26:54,577 [Billy] I'm a big fan of Brucie Bruce... 349 00:26:54,646 --> 00:26:58,344 but ya can't put ‘em on television unless they've signed a release. 350 00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:01,010 No. Listen to me. 351 00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:04,112 [Coughs] They want to make their debut on the Leno show... 352 00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:06,817 and now you've already shown them on your show. 353 00:27:06,891 --> 00:27:10,691 That's the problem, see? They're talking about damages here. 354 00:27:10,762 --> 00:27:15,063 Yeah. Hang on a second. Put some sunscreen on, son. You're gonna burn your nose. 355 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:17,568 It's okay, Pop. I got a factory tint. 356 00:27:19,304 --> 00:27:23,673 Hey, I got another call here from another attorney. Hang on. 357 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:28,111 Yeah. Ah, hey! No, no, I haven't forgotten about it. 358 00:27:28,179 --> 00:27:33,948 Listen, you Teamsters... you have a picnic, I would suggest you don't bring your wives. 359 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:38,456 Yeah. No, I love the Teamsters. No, you guys keep America rollin'. 360 00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:42,221 Yeah. How... 361 00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:46,287 Forty-five hundred bucks. No, no, no, for the afternoon. 362 00:27:46,364 --> 00:27:48,560 And that includes a trailer. 363 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:52,570 Okay. Yeah. No, you guys are great. 364 00:27:52,637 --> 00:27:56,403 Keep on truckin'. Watch and learn. 365 00:27:59,411 --> 00:28:03,405 Okay, look, the lawyers are... They're on my ass, okay? 366 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:05,643 No, you gotta make a decision right now. 367 00:28:05,717 --> 00:28:08,618 Six thousand dollars. Yeah. 368 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:11,179 No. You know what? You call me back at this number. 369 00:28:11,256 --> 00:28:13,850 You got one minute. 370 00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:17,657 Bye. Mix up another batch, will ya, partner? 371 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,326 [Whirring] 372 00:28:25,103 --> 00:28:27,572 Ah! Hey, Pop, Tom's back! 373 00:28:27,639 --> 00:28:29,835 - Move it. - Move it! 374 00:28:31,176 --> 00:28:33,167 [Slurps] 375 00:28:45,757 --> 00:28:47,748 What the hell? 376 00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:51,795 [Phone Rings] 377 00:28:57,702 --> 00:29:00,364 Yeah? 378 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,031 Six grand? 379 00:29:06,444 --> 00:29:08,742 Okay. Yeah. 380 00:29:08,813 --> 00:29:10,804 [Beeps Off] 381 00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:24,051 That's good. 382 00:29:25,630 --> 00:29:27,724 - Girl... - Aren't we supposed to jump? 383 00:29:27,799 --> 00:29:32,100 - [Jackson] Spike it. - [Crystal] I just don't... I'm not hitting it over. 384 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,662 [Blows Whistle] 385 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:36,730 Hey, gang. 386 00:29:36,808 --> 00:29:41,974 Now, in 10 days, we're gonna have our first competition. 387 00:29:42,046 --> 00:29:46,882 - So we'll find out how good you really are. - Are we getting paid for that? 388 00:29:46,951 --> 00:29:50,410 No, this is an amateur contest, so there won't be any compensation. 389 00:29:50,488 --> 00:29:52,820 Nothing? Not even if we “vin”? 390 00:29:52,891 --> 00:29:58,159 Not even if you “vin.” You see, this is a revenue-enhancing opportunity. 391 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:03,094 - But on Saturday... - Saturday? 392 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:06,160 - Yeah. - No. I'm feature dancer, Tommy Z's. 393 00:30:06,237 --> 00:30:10,834 I don't know what you said, but on Saturday there's gonna be a lot of people here. 394 00:30:10,909 --> 00:30:13,344 So you just work the crowd, you know? 395 00:30:13,411 --> 00:30:18,577 So anything you get in tips, you get to keep all the cash. 396 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:21,119 - All our tips? - You get to keep all the cash. 397 00:30:21,186 --> 00:30:24,212 - Hey, works for me. - [Crystal] Thanks, Billy. 398 00:30:24,289 --> 00:30:26,519 - I'll do it. - Okay? Good. Right. Yeah. 399 00:30:26,591 --> 00:30:28,650 Yeah. [Chuckles] 400 00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,525 You tell them they can only have 50% of the tips. 401 00:30:31,596 --> 00:30:34,588 Make sure you tell them 50%. No more than that. You understand? 402 00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,363 They can't have all the freakin” money, for Chrissake. 403 00:30:43,741 --> 00:30:47,143 ♪ [Woman Singing Pop] 404 00:30:59,891 --> 00:31:02,053 ♪ [Singing Continues] 405 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:04,595 [Shouting, Chattering] 406 00:31:08,733 --> 00:31:12,226 [Men] Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! 407 00:31:17,909 --> 00:31:20,071 Let's get out of here. 408 00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:27,882 To you, to your house. Yes. Sorry, sir. 409 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:33,356 Love your movie. You number one. Yes. Sorry. 410 00:31:33,424 --> 00:31:36,450 - AV! - Mornin', Wong. 411 00:31:36,527 --> 00:31:38,894 For the artiste. 412 00:31:38,963 --> 00:31:41,591 Hey, Billy-san, you know who I talk to on phone now? 413 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,862 Regis Philbin. 414 00:31:43,935 --> 00:31:46,461 No! Mel Gibson-san. 415 00:31:46,537 --> 00:31:49,029 - Oh. He must be a happy guy. - Oh, no, Billy. 416 00:31:49,107 --> 00:31:53,340 Billy, he no happy. You see, he chew Wong's ass. 417 00:31:53,411 --> 00:31:55,880 He say, “Where my ficus tree at?” 418 00:31:55,947 --> 00:31:59,144 - Right there. - Oh! You no deliver ficus to Mel Gibson house? 419 00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:03,745 Why you do this to Wong? One last friend you have that lend you money, you do this. 420 00:32:03,821 --> 00:32:07,382 - I'm trying to help you become a bigger success. - Wong don't need you. 421 00:32:07,458 --> 00:32:10,052 - Wong got money. You broke. Wong not broke. - I know you got money. 422 00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:13,393 I'm just trying to help you get a lot more money, ‘cause a man like you... 423 00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:17,594 a man who's an entrepreneur, a man who's a visionary... 424 00:32:17,669 --> 00:32:22,470 you can't have too much money, because for you money is leverage. 425 00:32:22,540 --> 00:32:24,634 - Hey, hey, hey. - Hmm? 426 00:32:24,709 --> 00:32:27,178 - What's leverage? - I'm gonna tell you what leverage is. 427 00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:31,682 - For example, if you put a bucket of gold out there... - You got gold? How much gold? 428 00:32:31,749 --> 00:32:34,514 It doesn't matter how much. If you had a bucket out there with gold in it... 429 00:32:34,585 --> 00:32:36,747 like, say, half full, right? 430 00:32:36,821 --> 00:32:40,883 - You'd want people to think that it was full, wouldn't ya'? - Yeah, to the top. 431 00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:44,224 Right. So you put some sand and dirt underneath. You put the gold on top. 432 00:32:44,295 --> 00:32:49,256 People would say, “Holy sh... How did he make so much money?” 433 00:32:49,334 --> 00:32:52,929 Billy-san, I no grow no marijuana. Maybe cilantro, but no marijuana. 434 00:32:53,004 --> 00:32:56,565 They don't think you do. They just wanna know, “How does he make all that money?” 435 00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,700 - And you say, “I'll tell you how I do." - How? 436 00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:04,374 "Because I'm the best. Because I got the most beautiful nursery in all of California." 437 00:33:04,449 --> 00:33:08,283 Yeah, I could say that, but I'd be lying. 438 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:13,154 No, no. You wouldn't be lying. You'd be exaggerating, right? 439 00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:15,215 And in America... 440 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:19,560 - that's called advertising. - Advertising what? 441 00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:41,243 Hi, gang. Okay, everybody over here. 442 00:33:41,319 --> 00:33:45,586 - Now, you've worked pretty hard, and for that I'm proud of you. - Hmm. 443 00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:49,957 You're a team now, so I probably should, you know, say something like... 444 00:33:50,028 --> 00:33:53,259 “When the going gets tough, the tough get going.” 445 00:33:53,331 --> 00:33:55,959 But I'm not gonna say that shit. Forget about that. 446 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:59,561 You know what? Forget about that team out there. 447 00:34:06,210 --> 00:34:08,611 [Cheering] 448 00:34:08,679 --> 00:34:12,411 Forget about "em. Okay? I want you to think of that space out there... 449 00:34:12,483 --> 00:34:15,509 as the biggest showroom in Vegas! 450 00:34:15,586 --> 00:34:17,577 - Vegas, baby! - Ooh, yes! 451 00:34:17,655 --> 00:34:20,590 - Yes, sir! - Okay, here we go, kids. Right here. 452 00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:25,421 [All] Wong's Bonsai! 453 00:34:25,496 --> 00:34:28,761 - [Whooping] - Okay, go shake your booty. Kick some ass. 454 00:34:28,833 --> 00:34:31,632 There we go. Out there, that way, that's it. 455 00:34:31,702 --> 00:34:36,640 [Man On PA.] Let's hear it for Wong's Bonsais on courts one and two. 456 00:34:36,707 --> 00:34:38,539 Whoo-hoo! 457 00:34:43,981 --> 00:34:46,643 Hm! 458 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,824 Miss Hansen. Hi. 459 00:34:54,892 --> 00:34:56,883 - Oh, hey. - Big fan. 460 00:34:56,961 --> 00:34:59,396 - What's your name? - Billy Cole. 461 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:02,297 - Hey. - Hi. What do you think of my team? 462 00:35:05,436 --> 00:35:07,427 - Oh, your team? - Heh! 463 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:10,702 So you're the one who's responsible for all this? 464 00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:13,403 Yeah. I'm the one that's responsible for this. 465 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:16,004 Actually, I think it's gonna be great for volleyball... 466 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,378 because it's gonna give it a lot of exposure. 467 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:22,352 - [Laughing] You're kidding me, right? - [Laughs] No. 468 00:35:22,420 --> 00:35:24,411 - I mean... Billy, right? - Right. 469 00:35:24,489 --> 00:35:27,982 This is not only degrading for women, but it's just bad for the sport. 470 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:32,860 I mean, you're putting on some kind of freak show with a bunch of hookers. 471 00:35:32,930 --> 00:35:36,366 These are not hookers. These are strippers. 472 00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:39,426 And actually, let me tell you something about these girls. [Mumbling] 473 00:35:39,504 --> 00:35:42,496 They didn't come from a lot of money. Maybe they didn't go to college. 474 00:35:42,573 --> 00:35:45,975 They're not the brightest bulbs in the building, or even the room maybe. 475 00:35:46,043 --> 00:35:49,877 But get used to their faces. You're gonna see 'em again. 476 00:35:49,947 --> 00:35:53,884 I don't think so. Take a look. 477 00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:56,386 [Crowd] Aww! 478 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,582 They suck. 479 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:02,782 Nobody's perfect. 480 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:08,158 [Crowd] Aww! 481 00:36:08,232 --> 00:36:10,223 Ay yiyi! 482 00:36:10,301 --> 00:36:14,397 [Indistinct] Go us! Whoo! 483 00:36:14,472 --> 00:36:16,463 Whoo-hoo! 484 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:20,270 Unh! 485 00:36:24,549 --> 00:36:26,540 Show me some skin, baby! 486 00:36:26,617 --> 00:36:30,485 - That's all right. We cuter than you anyway. - We have better boobs. 487 00:36:30,555 --> 00:36:34,719 - Headlights! - You know what? You still suck! 488 00:36:34,792 --> 00:36:37,557 Oh! 489 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:46,299 Hey, why don't you take it back to the strip club, Charo? 490 00:36:46,370 --> 00:36:48,464 Coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie, coochie... Ooh! 491 00:36:48,539 --> 00:36:52,169 - Dude, your balls! - [Voice Cracking] My balls! 492 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:54,268 - Mandilon! - Yeah! 493 00:36:55,746 --> 00:36:59,649 - I think I wanna go home. - Let's go home. 494 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,152 [Cheering Continues] Hey! Yeah! 495 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,613 Ay, yi, yoi. I broke nail. 496 00:37:06,691 --> 00:37:08,853 You broke her nail, you bitch! 497 00:37:08,926 --> 00:37:11,588 [All] Aww! 498 00:37:11,662 --> 00:37:14,495 Here, good-lookin', get a manicure. Hoo-hoo! 499 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:21,961 Olga! Just play. Forget about your friggin' nails, okay? Just play. 500 00:37:23,541 --> 00:37:26,408 - Unh! - Hey, Pop, look who I found... our sponsor, Mr. Wong. 501 00:37:26,477 --> 00:37:30,812 - Ahh, Billy-san, me like this. - Yeah. 502 00:37:30,881 --> 00:37:34,146 - My nails! - Are you making fun of us? 503 00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:37,119 - Did they say my name on the loudspeaker? - Oh, of course. 504 00:37:37,188 --> 00:37:40,522 Everybody... The whole place was chanting, “Wong! Wong!” 505 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:43,492 They went, like you say in Japanese, loco. 506 00:37:43,561 --> 00:37:46,326 - Loco! Yeah? Aha! - Yeah. Yeah. 507 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:50,163 - You eye-ballin' me? What you lookin' at? You don't know me! - Oye, puta! 508 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,896 - They supposed to do that? - [Tenspot] Oh, yeah. 509 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:57,168 - [Whistle Blowing] - I told the girls, “Don't be intimidated.” 510 00:37:57,241 --> 00:38:00,006 [Tenspot] Right. 511 00:38:00,077 --> 00:38:02,637 - Over here, the... - Yeah. Uh-huh. 512 00:38:04,749 --> 00:38:07,047 [Indistinct Arguing] 513 00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:11,653 Remind me I gotta work on the girls' etiquette. 514 00:38:14,292 --> 00:38:19,423 All right, here's to the ladies. You guys were great today! Yeah. 515 00:38:19,497 --> 00:38:21,488 [Chuckles] 516 00:38:23,968 --> 00:38:27,734 - Well, damn, was it somethin' I said? - We got beat! 517 00:38:27,805 --> 00:38:32,743 I no like competition “wolleyball.” And they broke four of my nails! 518 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:35,836 We were a joke. People were making fun of us. 519 00:38:35,913 --> 00:38:39,213 Yeah, they were treatin' us like we were... sex objects. 520 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:43,584 Champagne's right. I mean, in here it's every girl for herself. 521 00:38:43,654 --> 00:38:46,214 Out there I felt like we were a part of something. 522 00:38:46,290 --> 00:38:48,349 Yeah, and we was as good as those white Westside bitches... 523 00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:50,918 who pay my cousin minimum wage to clean their toilets. 524 00:38:50,995 --> 00:38:54,556 Look, look, look. Ladies, ladies. All you guys gotta do is win... 525 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:57,602 and you're gonna turn their jeers into cheers. 526 00:38:57,668 --> 00:39:00,194 Easy for you to say, Tenspot. They weren't laughin' at you. 527 00:39:00,271 --> 00:39:02,933 Let 'em laugh all they want. I don't give a damn if they laugh... 528 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:05,169 as long as they keep throwing cash like that around. 529 00:39:05,242 --> 00:39:09,042 What other team do you know that made $2,900 in tips? 530 00:39:09,113 --> 00:39:11,104 [Women] Twenty-nine? 531 00:39:11,182 --> 00:39:14,243 Billy said we got 2,500. 532 00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:16,787 It is... It is 25. I forgot to carry the one. 533 00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:19,289 You know how I do that sometimes? The one? 534 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:21,587 - [Champagne] Tenspot, you holdin' out on us? - No! 535 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:25,118 'Cause I've been workin' too long and too hard and gettin' sand in all the wrong places... 536 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:27,255 to take that from a brother. 537 00:39:27,331 --> 00:39:29,891 - [Phone Ringing] - Ooh, my phone. My phone, it just... 538 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:32,959 Hello? Hello? Billy Cole Enterprises. 539 00:39:34,171 --> 00:39:36,970 Uh-huh. Who's calling? 540 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,567 Cabo Wabo Tequila? 541 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:43,511 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. The girls? The girls! Yeah, they were great today. 542 00:39:43,581 --> 00:39:46,516 I was just telling them that they were great today. 543 00:39:46,584 --> 00:39:49,076 You want to talk to us about sponsorship? 544 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:53,647 Well, yeah, look. I'm sure that Mr. Cole will be calling you back momentarily. 545 00:39:53,724 --> 00:39:58,389 He's indisposed right now. And can I tell you, I think your tequila is jammin'! 546 00:39:58,462 --> 00:40:01,193 [Chuckles] Yeah, yeah. Okay, thank you. 547 00:40:01,265 --> 00:40:05,099 - Ladies, I think we just got us a sponsor. - [Whooping] 548 00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:13,539 Now, make sure you call me the minute Anthony Hopkins gets in the car. 549 00:40:13,611 --> 00:40:17,138 Yeah, man. I promise you I'm gonna take care of you. Yeah, yeah. 550 00:40:17,214 --> 00:40:20,240 Okay. All right, all right. Cool, cool. 551 00:40:22,820 --> 00:40:26,017 Hello. How do I look? 552 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,287 - Where did you get those clothes? - Up there. 553 00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:32,819 Those are Mr. Hopkins's. You stole Anthony Hopkins's clothes? 554 00:40:32,897 --> 00:40:35,195 We break into the man's house, and you stole his clothes? 555 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:39,828 I didn't steal nothin'! I'm just borrowing them. I think I look pretty dashing, don't you? 556 00:40:39,904 --> 00:40:42,805 I think you should dash upstairs and change clothes. 557 00:40:52,249 --> 00:40:54,479 What in the hell is that? 558 00:41:04,428 --> 00:41:07,227 - Carlos, right? - Si 559 00:41:07,298 --> 00:41:09,926 Yeah. Carlos, you're a houseboy. 560 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:14,267 You don't come in here and just plop down on the couch and just start eating. Right? 561 00:41:14,338 --> 00:41:18,332 - Si - Okay. No sittee on couchee. 562 00:41:18,409 --> 00:41:20,935 - 57 - You don't come in here... 563 00:41:21,011 --> 00:41:24,675 - until I ringee... bellee. - [Rings] 564 00:41:24,748 --> 00:41:26,739 - Comprende? - Si 565 00:41:26,817 --> 00:41:29,149 Okay, ondale, ondale. 566 00:41:31,755 --> 00:41:33,985 Oh, Carlos. 567 00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:37,926 From now on your name is Chin Cho. 568 00:41:37,995 --> 00:41:39,986 Si. 569 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:44,063 [Chuckles] I thought we needed some houseboys. 570 00:41:44,134 --> 00:41:47,229 You know, give it a little class. I got him from Wong. 571 00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:50,399 By the way... [Coughs] we're gonna need a butler. 572 00:41:50,474 --> 00:41:52,943 Your name will be... Hamilton. 573 00:41:53,010 --> 00:41:55,274 - [Doorbell Rings] - Ho! Get the door, will ya? 574 00:41:55,346 --> 00:41:59,783 - Where are you going? - Hey, I need an entrance. 575 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:05,079 You need a sedative is what you need, man. [Muttering] 576 00:42:05,155 --> 00:42:08,386 Hamilton. What kind of name is that? 577 00:42:08,459 --> 00:42:13,556 Hey, uh, Hopkins resi... Ooh, I mean, who... who is at the door of Mr. Billy Cole? 578 00:42:13,631 --> 00:42:15,963 Open it! 579 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,502 All right! 580 00:42:18,569 --> 00:42:23,006 Ah, gentlemen, gentlemen, please, entree, entree. Yes. Good to see you. 581 00:42:23,073 --> 00:42:26,008 Good to see you. Oh, those are some nice, red shirts. 582 00:42:26,076 --> 00:42:29,740 - What are y'all? Y'all twins? - No, no, no. He got the extra pocket. 583 00:42:29,813 --> 00:42:32,145 - I like pens. - Hello. 584 00:42:41,525 --> 00:42:44,256 - I'm Billy Cole. - Ooh, Mr. Cole... 585 00:42:44,328 --> 00:42:47,025 may I present Jim Buckner... 586 00:42:47,097 --> 00:42:50,556 and this handsome gentleman with the two pockets on his shirt... 587 00:42:50,634 --> 00:42:53,194 is Big Dan Wiener. 588 00:42:53,270 --> 00:42:56,706 Actually, it's, uh, Weiner, really. 589 00:42:56,774 --> 00:43:01,177 I don't know 'bout you, but I'd rather be known as a big wiener than a big Weiner. 590 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,612 - [Cackling] - Ohh. 591 00:43:05,683 --> 00:43:07,845 That'll be all, Hamilton. 592 00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:10,250 Y'all need to drink some of that tequila. 593 00:43:10,321 --> 00:43:13,552 [Sighs] Step into my parlor. 594 00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:15,558 - Parlor! - Ooh! 595 00:43:15,626 --> 00:43:17,856 Well. 596 00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:21,626 Well, this is, uh, quite an impressive place you have here. 597 00:43:21,699 --> 00:43:24,031 Well, just a little weekend getaway. 598 00:43:24,101 --> 00:43:26,399 [Sighs] 599 00:43:26,470 --> 00:43:28,461 - Hey. - Huh? 600 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:31,509 - Is that a Golden Globe? - Huh? No! 601 00:43:31,575 --> 00:43:34,806 This? Huh! No! 602 00:43:34,878 --> 00:43:37,506 This is a... nutcracker. Would you like one? 603 00:43:37,581 --> 00:43:39,572 Maybe later. 604 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:43,245 - Drink? - Uh... 605 00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:46,221 [Together] Tequila, yeah, sure! Yeah. 606 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,420 [Rings] 607 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:07,744 Geez! Oh. [Laughing] 608 00:44:08,746 --> 00:44:10,737 Chin Cho... 609 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:13,283 uh, Cabo Wabo. 610 00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:23,553 Tres... tequila. 611 00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:25,994 Oh! Huh! 57 si. 612 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:29,089 Yeah. [Clears Throat] 613 00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:33,125 Just had him a little while. He used to work for the mayor of Tijuana. 614 00:44:33,203 --> 00:44:36,571 - What a great place. - Yeah. Well, it's good to move up in the world, hmm? 615 00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,631 - Right. - In life, yeah. 616 00:44:38,709 --> 00:44:41,701 - Mr. Cole, we're not gonna take up a lot of your valuable time. - No. 617 00:44:41,779 --> 00:44:44,214 But, Mr. Cole... 618 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:48,218 - I think we have what you're gonna find a very attractive proposal. - Yeah. 619 00:44:48,285 --> 00:44:50,413 [Both Chuckle] 620 00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:52,922 You see, my company feels that your volleyball team... 621 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:55,482 is the perfect delivery system for our alcoholic beverage. 622 00:44:55,559 --> 00:44:57,687 - Uh-huh. - And that tournament... 623 00:44:57,761 --> 00:45:00,059 - has gotten such a response that it's just amazing. - Sure. 624 00:45:00,130 --> 00:45:02,326 - No one can talk about anything except your girls. - No. 625 00:45:02,399 --> 00:45:05,334 And so what we're gonna do is have your girls come along with us... 626 00:45:05,402 --> 00:45:09,737 and we're gonna do a promotional tour through bars and nightclubs across the country. 627 00:45:09,807 --> 00:45:12,242 Then we'll set up an opponent in each one of those cities... 628 00:45:12,309 --> 00:45:15,745 you know, somebody that we can guarantee that they can beat. 629 00:45:15,813 --> 00:45:20,182 Not unlike, uh, oh, say, Harlem Globetrotters or WWF wrestling. 630 00:45:20,250 --> 00:45:23,083 - You know? - [Chuckles] Right. 631 00:45:29,026 --> 00:45:31,859 [Munching] 632 00:45:31,929 --> 00:45:35,422 Well... [Clears Throat] I think we're... 633 00:45:35,499 --> 00:45:38,264 We all are headed in the right direction here... 634 00:45:38,335 --> 00:45:41,794 - Oh, yeah. - and these girls are gonna take us there. 635 00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:45,308 But then again, I'll just let you be the judge. 636 00:45:45,375 --> 00:45:48,640 - Oh? What? You mean, they're here right now? - Oh, yeah. 637 00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:52,114 - Oh, well, I... - Yeah, I don't know if we're dressed. I mean, we just... 638 00:45:52,182 --> 00:45:55,982 No, no, they... they like guys in, uh, bowling outfits. 639 00:45:56,053 --> 00:45:58,044 - Get out. No way. - Oh? 640 00:45:58,122 --> 00:46:00,318 - Yeah - Oh, I told you. 641 00:46:00,390 --> 00:46:02,552 A little music to set the mood? 642 00:46:02,626 --> 00:46:04,617 - Okay then! - That'd be great. 643 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:09,256 - [Man Singing, Indistinct] - [Laughing, Chattering] 644 00:46:13,904 --> 00:46:15,895 All right. 645 00:46:16,974 --> 00:46:18,965 [Whooping] 646 00:46:22,813 --> 00:46:26,477 - Tell Jackson... to pick up some more booze. - Aha. 647 00:46:26,550 --> 00:46:29,315 ♪ [Singing Continues] 648 00:46:32,289 --> 00:46:36,089 Holy mo... Hey, hey, babe! 649 00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,322 Hey, babe, isn't Hopkins out of town? 650 00:46:38,395 --> 00:46:41,854 - [Woman] Yeah, he's in England. - Well, either somebody broke into his house... 651 00:46:41,932 --> 00:46:44,560 or he's having a heck of a party. 652 00:46:46,069 --> 00:46:50,336 - Why wasn't I invited? Hey, you better call 911. - Yeah, Tony. 653 00:46:50,407 --> 00:46:54,810 What's your name, big boy? 654 00:46:54,878 --> 00:46:58,712 It's Wein... [Clears Throat] Wiener. 655 00:46:58,782 --> 00:47:02,184 - Big... Dan Wiener. - Ahh! 656 00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:05,847 - Ohh! Hot dog, huh? - [Champagne Laughs] 657 00:47:05,923 --> 00:47:08,551 - We like the big part. - Thank you. 658 00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:12,425 Ah, Mr. Cole, I know... 659 00:47:12,496 --> 00:47:16,763 Gracias. I know you have a fine touch with the ladies... 660 00:47:16,834 --> 00:47:21,431 - Heh! - and you have a fine touch with your ideas, so... 661 00:47:21,505 --> 00:47:24,133 [Laughs] If you can get them... 662 00:47:24,208 --> 00:47:27,701 just to win a couple of games, that's gonna be real helpful. 663 00:47:27,778 --> 00:47:31,942 You do that, and we have ourselves a deal. Deal? 664 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:34,040 - Deal. - [Helicopter Whirring] 665 00:47:34,117 --> 00:47:37,576 [Man On PA.] Attention. This is the Malibu Police Department. 666 00:47:37,654 --> 00:47:39,645 - Come out with your hands up! - [Carlos] La migra! 667 00:47:39,723 --> 00:47:42,920 Immigration! Immigration! I.N.S.! 668 00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:45,655 I.N.S. is coming! 669 00:47:45,729 --> 00:47:47,823 [Man] Go, go, go, go, go! 670 00:47:47,898 --> 00:47:51,129 - Get down! Everybody on the floor! Show me your hands! - [Women Screaming] 671 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:56,605 - Let's go! It's five-O! - Get on the floor! 672 00:47:56,673 --> 00:47:59,005 Get down! Get down now! 673 00:47:59,076 --> 00:48:03,172 - Get the hell back inside! - [Weiner] My cousin's a cop in Amarillo, Texas! 674 00:48:03,247 --> 00:48:06,808 - I said down! Now! - [Man] Hold it, hold it, hold it! 675 00:48:06,884 --> 00:48:09,979 - Down! Get down! Get down! - [Crystal] Get off me! 676 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:12,715 - Don't move! - Billy, Billy. 677 00:48:12,789 --> 00:48:16,191 I think the cops are outside. Oh, now they're inside. 678 00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:19,127 - Pretty boy, down! - Code 4. 679 00:48:19,196 --> 00:48:21,460 Nothing here but a bunch of johns and hookers. 680 00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:26,125 Hey! They're not hookers. 681 00:48:26,203 --> 00:48:28,194 They're strippers! 682 00:48:42,286 --> 00:48:44,516 - [Tenspot Sighs] - I don't believe it. 683 00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:49,389 We were so close to a million dollars. 684 00:48:49,459 --> 00:48:54,295 You know, when those cops came in, I was shaking the guy's hand. I was shaking his hand. 685 00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:56,890 We had a verbal agreement for a million-dollar deal. 686 00:48:56,967 --> 00:49:00,961 I'm going after that million dollars, and we're gonna get it. 687 00:49:02,806 --> 00:49:06,470 - Okay, you're out. - Ah, Wong came through. 688 00:49:06,543 --> 00:49:09,706 Not you, Mr. Howell. Sleeping beauty here. 689 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,839 - Come on, buddy. - What happened? 690 00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:13,974 - You're out. - Who are you? 691 00:49:14,051 --> 00:49:17,510 - Come on. Here we go. Nice and slow. - I... 692 00:49:17,587 --> 00:49:20,557 - All right. - All right? 693 00:49:20,624 --> 00:49:24,390 Wait. Oh, wait, one more thing. You're way off base, bud. 694 00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:30,127 No jury in California ever recognized a verbal commitment as a contract. 695 00:49:30,200 --> 00:49:33,568 - How do you know? - Well, I'm a... I'm a lawyer. 696 00:49:33,637 --> 00:49:37,870 - Huh-huh! - Here's my card. I specialize in dog bites. 697 00:49:37,941 --> 00:49:39,932 - Perfect. - Okay. 698 00:49:40,010 --> 00:49:44,174 - [Officer] You're always workin', aren't ya? - I hope Crystal's okay. 699 00:49:44,247 --> 00:49:48,047 You know what can happen to an innocent, young girl in a place like this? 700 00:49:48,118 --> 00:49:52,021 - Have you ever seen that movie Women Behind Bars? - She'll be fine. 701 00:49:52,089 --> 00:49:54,922 Yeah. You have more to worry about... 702 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:57,757 you with your highlights and your green eyes. 703 00:49:57,828 --> 00:50:03,232 You're being too rough! I was not stalking Pamela Anderson! She knows me! 704 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:05,962 I used to be David Hasselhoff's stand-in. 705 00:50:06,036 --> 00:50:08,368 - Hey, Billy! - Hey, Chris, how ya doin'? 706 00:50:08,438 --> 00:50:10,429 Oh, I'm all right! 707 00:50:10,507 --> 00:50:13,499 Okay, guys, just step around the counter. I'll get your things. 708 00:50:13,577 --> 00:50:16,205 - [Crystal] Ah! Are you okay? - I'm fine. 709 00:50:16,279 --> 00:50:21,012 I was so worried about you. Did you ever see that movie Women Behind Bars? 710 00:50:21,084 --> 00:50:24,213 I mean, if that could happen to women, it can happen to men too. 711 00:50:25,655 --> 00:50:28,147 - Damn. A match made in heaven. - Heh! 712 00:50:28,225 --> 00:50:30,455 It's okay. 713 00:50:30,527 --> 00:50:32,723 Where's Wong? 714 00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:34,787 No Wong here. 715 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:39,969 - Well, he paid our bail, right? - Julie did. 716 00:50:45,909 --> 00:50:48,344 Thanks. I'll pay you back. 717 00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:51,575 Oh, you bet you will. 718 00:50:51,648 --> 00:50:54,618 Jesus, Billy. Breaking into Anthony Hopkins's house? 719 00:50:54,684 --> 00:50:58,643 - We needed the proper setting. - Let's understand each other. 720 00:50:58,722 --> 00:51:01,123 If Crystal wasn't so crazy about that dummy over there... 721 00:51:01,191 --> 00:51:03,421 I would have left your asses in here. 722 00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:08,659 Oh, and, uh, because of your “stripper volleyball”... 723 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:12,168 - the girls don't have a job to go back to. - I'm gonna work that all out. 724 00:51:12,235 --> 00:51:17,605 Yeah, I'm sure you will. But for who? Come on, ladies. 725 00:51:20,410 --> 00:51:22,538 - I... I'll call you? - Mm-hmm. 726 00:51:22,612 --> 00:51:24,603 Okay. Bye. 727 00:51:24,681 --> 00:51:28,549 - [Woman Scolding, Indistinct] - She was a little rough, huh? 728 00:51:28,618 --> 00:51:32,714 Yeah, could have been rougher. At least we didn't end up as somebody's bitches. 729 00:51:36,593 --> 00:51:39,358 Hey, guys! Glad I caught you. 730 00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:42,660 I certainly hope you're here to see somebody else, cause I thought I made it clear: 731 00:51:42,732 --> 00:51:45,531 - I never want to see your face again. - I don't think you understand. 732 00:51:45,602 --> 00:51:48,333 Oh, well, sir, I don't think you understand. Let me explain it to you. 733 00:51:48,405 --> 00:51:52,569 We represent a huge, multibillion-dollar beverage corporation... 734 00:51:52,642 --> 00:51:56,909 and can in no way afford to be associated with nickel-and-dime, low-life hustlers like yourself. 735 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,176 - See? - Ha-ha! See, what you don't understand... 736 00:51:59,249 --> 00:52:02,344 is how close Mr. Hopkins and I are. 737 00:52:02,419 --> 00:52:05,753 I mean, if he's said it to me once, he's said it to me a thousand times: 738 00:52:05,822 --> 00:52:10,157 - Mi casa es su casa. - Ah, that's good. 739 00:52:10,227 --> 00:52:14,494 I know it's not going to be easy to insult you, Mr. Cole, but let me give it one more shot. 740 00:52:14,564 --> 00:52:18,364 I want nothing to do with people of your kind. 741 00:52:18,435 --> 00:52:22,133 Excuse me. Drive, Weiner. 742 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:24,367 I didn't find that insulting at all. 743 00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:28,002 Actually, you know, you can call me anytime. You got my number! 744 00:52:39,222 --> 00:52:43,455 Open up! We know you're in there. 745 00:52:45,762 --> 00:52:48,527 - Hello. - Can we talk to you for a second? 746 00:53:02,112 --> 00:53:04,103 Eh... 747 00:53:07,050 --> 00:53:09,610 - You just passing by? - We've been thinking. 748 00:53:09,686 --> 00:53:14,146 We... We love playing volleyball, but we just wanna be the best. 749 00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:20,060 Good. That's what I want. I want you to be the best. 750 00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:24,431 We don't want anymore to do bachelor parties and company picnics. 751 00:53:24,501 --> 00:53:26,663 We just want to play volleyball. 752 00:53:26,736 --> 00:53:31,606 Like, legitimately for, like, AVP or AAU. 753 00:53:31,675 --> 00:53:34,975 And what about Olympics? Even Russia has team. 754 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:38,345 I do understand. 755 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:40,816 But I want you to do this bachelor party coming up. 756 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:43,080 [Clears Throat] You can get a lot of money for that. 757 00:53:43,153 --> 00:53:46,851 Got some very polite lawyers. I know that sounds like an oxymoron. 758 00:53:46,923 --> 00:53:50,826 And then I want you to go to Vegas, do some personal appearances... 759 00:53:50,894 --> 00:53:55,092 maybe a car show or two, and after six months or so... 760 00:53:55,165 --> 00:53:59,102 then you can go do that... you know, that Olympic thing and win all those ribbons and stuff. 761 00:53:59,169 --> 00:54:02,161 Look, my friend, why don't we just cut the caca de vaca? 762 00:54:02,239 --> 00:54:04,867 You know, can't we just work something halfways? 763 00:54:04,941 --> 00:54:08,104 - No. - [Lighter Flicks] 764 00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:13,947 It's Billy Cole's way... or the highway. 765 00:54:14,951 --> 00:54:16,942 - ♪ ♪ [Rock] - [Chattering] 766 00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:30,155 Thanks. 767 00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:33,794 - All right! Yeah, it's about time! - Hey, you guys, settle down. 768 00:54:33,870 --> 00:54:36,134 Settle down. We're gonna have a good time. 769 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:40,268 I want you guys to put your hands together loud and strong... 770 00:54:40,343 --> 00:54:43,369 for Wong's Bonsais! 771 00:54:43,446 --> 00:54:46,507 - [Cheering] - Ha-ha! Everybody smiling. 772 00:54:46,583 --> 00:54:50,816 - Everybody happy. Here we go. Have fun, have fun. - Whoo! 773 00:55:04,267 --> 00:55:07,100 - [Billy] Go on! - Come on, come on! 774 00:55:07,170 --> 00:55:09,161 [Men] Mud, mud, mud, mud? 775 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:15,134 Mud, mud, mud, mud! 776 00:55:27,357 --> 00:55:29,587 Pop, I'm with ya till the wheels fall off. 777 00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:33,618 But this ain't what we signed up for. This ain't cool. 778 00:55:36,533 --> 00:55:38,968 [Shrieks] 779 00:55:39,035 --> 00:55:41,026 Uhh! 780 00:55:48,378 --> 00:55:50,369 [Olga Speaking, Indistinct] 781 00:55:51,381 --> 00:55:53,372 [Screaming] 782 00:55:58,021 --> 00:56:00,456 - Oh, that's it! - Wait! 783 00:56:00,523 --> 00:56:03,151 Come here. Come here! 784 00:56:04,494 --> 00:56:06,485 Just relax. 785 00:56:12,569 --> 00:56:14,799 Yeah! Yeah! 786 00:56:19,476 --> 00:56:21,774 [Laughing] This is great! 787 00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:51,830 [Crying] 788 00:57:15,498 --> 00:57:19,366 I have something to say. 789 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,905 Everything I've done... 790 00:57:21,971 --> 00:57:25,407 up until now has been for all of us... 791 00:57:25,475 --> 00:57:27,466 not just for me. 792 00:57:28,945 --> 00:57:31,573 Sol ain't apologizing to nobody. 793 00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:36,047 I have been a little bullheaded. 794 00:57:36,119 --> 00:57:40,579 [Sighs] I haven't really listened to anybody. 795 00:57:40,657 --> 00:57:43,319 Actually, I've... 796 00:57:45,228 --> 00:57:47,390 been kind of a putz. 797 00:57:49,799 --> 00:57:54,498 So... I guess I am apologizing. 798 00:57:54,571 --> 00:57:57,734 I just hope from now on we can just maybe... 799 00:57:57,807 --> 00:58:00,401 just... 800 00:58:00,477 --> 00:58:03,879 make a clean slate of it and start all over again. 801 00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:12,354 Billy, we're here, aren't we? 802 00:58:17,293 --> 00:58:19,990 From now on, there ain't gonna be no B.S. 803 00:58:20,063 --> 00:58:23,624 Tommy Z called. He said if you guys wanna come dance over there... 804 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:26,761 you're welcome to come anytime you want. 805 00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:30,067 Stick around here... 806 00:58:30,139 --> 00:58:32,130 you gotta work. 807 00:58:32,208 --> 00:58:36,907 Because you're gonna be part of something... part of something good, something damn good. 808 00:58:36,980 --> 00:58:39,142 You're gonna be part of a team. 809 00:58:39,215 --> 00:58:42,480 We still get to keep our tips, da? 810 00:58:42,552 --> 00:58:45,852 There ain't gonna be no more tips... 811 00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:48,152 'cause you ain't gonna work any more bachelor parties... 812 00:58:48,224 --> 00:58:50,591 and you ain't gonna work any more conventions... 813 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:54,995 and when you play volleyball you're not gonna be playing in the goddamn mud! 814 00:58:56,833 --> 00:58:59,825 You're gonna play real volleyball. 815 00:58:59,903 --> 00:59:02,770 I've got some money here... $500... 816 00:59:02,839 --> 00:59:06,366 for each side. 817 00:59:06,442 --> 00:59:08,809 It's $250 apiece... 818 00:59:08,878 --> 00:59:12,815 and so you economize from now on, because, you know... 819 00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:15,010 the big money's comin' in. 820 00:59:15,084 --> 00:59:18,645 Here's your whistle. Let's go to work. 821 00:59:18,721 --> 00:59:22,123 - Whoo! - Let's do it! - [Whistle Blows] 822 00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:27,363 - All right, ladies. - Come on, girls. 823 00:59:27,430 --> 00:59:30,365 - Warm up. - Come on. 824 00:59:30,433 --> 00:59:32,800 [Chattering] 825 00:59:34,504 --> 00:59:36,529 - Listen up, girls. - Come on, girls. Let's do it. 826 00:59:36,606 --> 00:59:39,769 Guess you are pretty serious about this thing. 827 00:59:43,279 --> 00:59:46,374 I'm as serious as a heart attack, son. 828 00:59:46,449 --> 00:59:51,512 - We got ourselves a team. - Yeah. Fo' sure. 829 00:59:52,522 --> 00:59:55,355 ♪ ♪ [Rock] 830 01:00:01,464 --> 01:00:05,025 Ho. Speak of the devil, and he's bound to show up. I got a hot one for you today. 831 01:00:05,101 --> 01:00:08,867 - Save it for me. Where's Julie? - She just walked out the door. 832 01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:11,635 You may be able to catch her if you go out back. 833 01:00:15,044 --> 01:00:18,139 - Hoo-hoo-hoo. - Well. I'm back. 834 01:00:18,214 --> 01:00:20,979 - That's the bitch you tellin' me about, right? - Yeah. That's it. Let's party. 835 01:00:21,050 --> 01:00:25,146 - Back off, assholes. - Sweetie, we dropped a lot of money and got nothing for it. 836 01:00:25,221 --> 01:00:29,089 - Get off of Mel! - Relax, honey. Come on. We're just gonna have a little fun. 837 01:00:29,158 --> 01:00:32,321 - Get off! - No. Hey, take it easy. Come on, honey. 838 01:00:32,395 --> 01:00:34,727 Hey, hey, hey! 839 01:00:34,797 --> 01:00:39,701 Why don't you guys go before I get hurt? 840 01:00:39,769 --> 01:00:44,707 - Why don't you mind your own business, old man? - Oh, that hurt. 841 01:00:44,774 --> 01:00:48,506 - She is my business. - Well, I think we're gonna buy part of your business. 842 01:00:48,578 --> 01:00:51,570 - You're this whores pimp, aren't you? - [Man] Just name your price. 843 01:00:51,648 --> 01:00:54,083 [Grunting] 844 01:00:55,618 --> 01:00:59,350 [Yelling] 845 01:00:59,422 --> 01:01:03,052 [Yelling, Grunting Continue] 846 01:01:03,126 --> 01:01:05,254 [Groans] 847 01:01:07,196 --> 01:01:11,690 - [Grunts] - [Groans] 848 01:01:12,735 --> 01:01:15,534 Ohh. [Grunts] 849 01:01:15,605 --> 01:01:17,801 [Coughs] Ohh. 850 01:01:20,243 --> 01:01:22,302 Come on, man. 851 01:01:22,378 --> 01:01:25,006 - [Continues Groaning] Oh. - Oh, God. Are you okay? 852 01:01:25,081 --> 01:01:28,415 No, I'm not okay. Jesus. 853 01:01:28,484 --> 01:01:31,977 - You're bleeding. Oh, God. - No shit. 854 01:01:32,055 --> 01:01:35,514 Jesus, he was big. 855 01:01:35,591 --> 01:01:39,255 - [Panting] Here. - Oh, thanks. 856 01:01:42,131 --> 01:01:46,568 You know, you were very good. Very good. 857 01:01:46,636 --> 01:01:49,765 - Thanks. - Oh, I got something for ya. 858 01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:54,106 This is the money for the bail. 859 01:01:54,177 --> 01:01:56,908 Oh, it's okay. Anthony Hopkins dropped the charges. 860 01:01:56,979 --> 01:02:00,381 - I got my money back. - Huh! 861 01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:03,249 Well, now we can be friends, right? 862 01:02:05,154 --> 01:02:09,148 I want you to understand. It's not who you are. 863 01:02:09,225 --> 01:02:13,526 It's what you are that I don't like. Do you understand the difference? 864 01:02:13,596 --> 01:02:18,193 [Muffled] Yeah, but I got a feeling you're gonna tell me anyway. 865 01:02:20,336 --> 01:02:24,034 When I was in college, I knew a guy who was just like you. 866 01:02:24,107 --> 01:02:28,340 He was charming, smart, funny. 867 01:02:28,411 --> 01:02:32,746 [Panting] I thought I was the luckiest girl in the world. 868 01:02:32,815 --> 01:02:37,878 But then I got pregnant, and my luck ran out. 869 01:02:39,922 --> 01:02:45,053 And so did he. He said it just wouldn't work out... 870 01:02:45,128 --> 01:02:48,063 that he wasn't into any heavy lifting. 871 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:50,190 Good-bye. 872 01:02:50,266 --> 01:02:52,792 [Chuckles Ruefully] 873 01:02:54,637 --> 01:02:57,572 And for the last eight years, I've raised my son alone. 874 01:02:57,640 --> 01:03:00,007 [Sniffs] 875 01:03:00,076 --> 01:03:04,172 So it's not that I don't like you; you're just not a heavy lifter. 876 01:03:04,247 --> 01:03:06,648 [Sighs] 877 01:03:10,219 --> 01:03:12,813 [Grunting] 878 01:03:26,135 --> 01:03:30,504 ♪ [Man Singing Rock ♪ 879 01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:33,770 Yeah! 880 01:03:33,843 --> 01:03:34,833 Whoo! 881 01:03:38,714 --> 01:03:42,446 [Champagne] I can do it. 882 01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:46,284 ♪ [Continues] 883 01:03:46,355 --> 01:03:49,552 Hey, hey, hey, hey. Get a room, guys. 884 01:03:54,697 --> 01:03:57,962 One, two, three... 885 01:04:00,036 --> 01:04:03,336 ♪ [Continues] 886 01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,377 ♪ ♪ [Ends] 887 01:04:19,388 --> 01:04:21,880 That's my team. Right here. Here. Wong. Wong. 888 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:27,055 - [Woman] got it! - Okay. Right here. Right here. 889 01:04:29,465 --> 01:04:32,526 - [Woman] Right there. - [Spectators Cheering] 890 01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:38,741 All right, guys! One more point! One more point! We got this! 891 01:04:38,808 --> 01:04:41,573 - Do it! - ♪ [Man Singing Pop] 892 01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:01,519 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 893 01:05:01,597 --> 01:05:04,464 Yeah! Whoo! 894 01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:10,937 Yeah! Crystal! Go, Olga! 895 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:18,711 ♪ [Singing Continues] 896 01:05:26,756 --> 01:05:30,852 - [All] Wong's Bonsais! - Okay. Come on. 897 01:05:32,028 --> 01:05:35,020 - [Grunts] - [Crowd Cheering] 898 01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:37,794 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 899 01:05:50,579 --> 01:05:52,673 - Hey, how we doin'? - We won! 900 01:05:52,748 --> 01:05:54,876 - Chief, they won their last game. - We won? You're shittin' me. 901 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,318 We did good, very, very good. 902 01:05:57,386 --> 01:06:00,515 - How they doin'? - Two more points, and we're in the finals. 903 01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:08,559 One more! One more! One more! 904 01:06:10,299 --> 01:06:11,960 Yeah. 905 01:06:12,034 --> 01:06:14,594 - Okay, girl. Just like that. - That's my girl. 906 01:06:14,670 --> 01:06:17,571 - [Singing Continues] - Come on, girl. 907 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:20,234 - Mine. - Go, go, go, go! 908 01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:23,279 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 909 01:06:23,346 --> 01:06:25,440 The Bonsais! 910 01:06:38,961 --> 01:06:42,363 - [Wailing] - You all right, baby? 911 01:06:42,431 --> 01:06:44,695 - What is this? - [Jackson] I think her ankle's broken. 912 01:06:44,767 --> 01:06:48,704 - No, it's not. - [Spanish] 913 01:06:48,771 --> 01:06:51,672 - Put some weight on it. How's that? - [Screeches] 914 01:06:51,741 --> 01:06:53,869 That's broken. Don't move. Don't move. Don't move. 915 01:06:53,943 --> 01:06:57,072 we'll help you up. There you go. 916 01:06:57,146 --> 01:07:00,411 - [Whimpering] - [Spectators Cheering] 917 01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:06,045 [Man] Walk it off, honey. Walk it off. 918 01:07:08,190 --> 01:07:13,094 [Crying, Speaking Gibberish] 919 01:07:13,162 --> 01:07:18,191 Hey, hey! There she is! Number-one player. Star. Yes. 920 01:07:18,267 --> 01:07:21,726 [Crying] I was a fool. I ruin everything... 921 01:07:21,804 --> 01:07:25,468 for my family, my people, my team, man. 922 01:07:25,541 --> 01:07:29,842 No. No, cousin. You know, no ruin. You a star. You a star. 923 01:07:29,912 --> 01:07:32,779 Wong know volleyball. You come back, you see? 924 01:07:32,848 --> 01:07:37,410 Watch. You are called buena, muy buena, yeah. 925 01:07:37,486 --> 01:07:40,751 Hey, you're cute. 926 01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:42,917 Yeah? 927 01:07:42,992 --> 01:07:46,451 Where did a little Japanese man like you learn to speak Spanish, huh? 928 01:07:46,529 --> 01:07:49,658 I go to a college. I... I... 929 01:07:49,732 --> 01:07:51,860 Uh-uh. 930 01:07:51,934 --> 01:07:55,268 My name is Juan. Juan. I'm a Mexican just like you. 931 01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:58,932 I just use this Asian thing to get ahead in my business... nursery... right? 932 01:07:59,008 --> 01:08:04,003 I'm trying to fill my pail with gold and spill over... something Billy told me. 933 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,742 - Comprendes? - Si 934 01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,807 - Si? - Yo te comprendo. 935 01:08:08,884 --> 01:08:14,414 Well, I don't wanna... hold you up. But one more thing: 936 01:08:14,490 --> 01:08:19,656 Do you want me to go with you to make sure they don't touch you in the wrong places? 937 01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:22,720 - No me importa. Vamanos. - Okay. Let's go. It's your limo. 938 01:08:22,798 --> 01:08:25,165 Okay, come on. 939 01:08:25,234 --> 01:08:28,795 We've got two teams in the finals, and we only got three players. 940 01:08:28,871 --> 01:08:33,570 - I mean, what are we gonna do? - Unless you put a dress on, we're one player short. 941 01:08:33,642 --> 01:08:36,976 - I'll play. - Oh. 942 01:08:38,814 --> 01:08:41,909 - Finally. - What do you mean, “finally”? 943 01:08:41,984 --> 01:08:44,851 Dude, she was all-conference at Pepperdine. 944 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:48,117 - Why didn't you tell me that? - Because she didn't wanna play... 945 01:08:48,190 --> 01:08:50,352 and you always said that if somebody doesn't wanna play... 946 01:08:50,426 --> 01:08:53,088 you shouldn't try and make "em. 947 01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:55,563 Let me give you a word of advice about women: 948 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:58,623 We are never too big to be small. 949 01:08:58,701 --> 01:09:00,726 You understand? 950 01:09:02,738 --> 01:09:05,969 How many fingers, Billy? 951 01:09:07,176 --> 01:09:10,703 [Laughs] Three. 952 01:09:24,894 --> 01:09:27,886 [Man] Welcome live from Huntington Beach, California... 953 01:09:27,963 --> 01:09:31,866 the setting for one of the fastest, funnest, most furious competitions under the seagulls. 954 01:09:31,934 --> 01:09:36,667 I'm Chris Rawley, and this is the AVP Women's Beach Volleyball Championships. 955 01:09:36,739 --> 01:09:40,471 - Boy, that's a mouthful. - I'm Harry Hawk, welcoming you to a delightful day... 956 01:09:40,543 --> 01:09:44,980 of bodies, beauty, brains and... balls. 957 01:09:45,047 --> 01:09:47,982 [Rawley] That's right, Harry. You know, this tournament is one of the tournaments... 958 01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:50,644 that has made Christina Hansen a household name. 959 01:09:50,719 --> 01:09:53,711 And this is the tournament that she has owned for the last eight years. 960 01:09:53,789 --> 01:09:56,349 Maybe so, Chris, but I'm like everybody else. 961 01:09:56,425 --> 01:09:59,156 I wanna know... Who are these mystery girls? 962 01:09:59,228 --> 01:10:03,756 [Rawley] That's right. The big story's the hijacking of the tournament by Wong's Bonsais. 963 01:10:03,832 --> 01:10:06,767 - [Hawk] No, Chris. There's a late name change on this one. - [Rawley] My bad. 964 01:10:06,835 --> 01:10:11,329 Make that Juan's Bonsais. You know, they're fielding two teams... 965 01:10:11,407 --> 01:10:13,671 and they're playing against the best volleyball players in the world. 966 01:10:13,742 --> 01:10:16,677 But right now, here's the true star this week: 967 01:10:16,745 --> 01:10:19,771 two-time Olympic gold medalist Christina Hansen. 968 01:10:19,848 --> 01:10:22,715 - Hey, guys. It's great to be here. - So, Christina... 969 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:27,780 how does it feel to be upstaged on your own turf by some... players. 970 01:10:27,856 --> 01:10:30,951 - You mean “strippers.” - [Rawley] Now, they earned the right to be here. 971 01:10:31,026 --> 01:10:35,293 Listen, I wouldn't call it upstaged. It's more like a freak show. 972 01:10:35,364 --> 01:10:38,959 I mean, Juan's bimbos are turning beach volleyball into burlesque. 973 01:10:39,034 --> 01:10:41,162 [Rawley] Now, come on, Christina. As a guy, I gotta say. 974 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:43,797 beach volleyball has always been a sexy sport. 975 01:10:43,872 --> 01:10:46,204 - [Hawk] Good point. - I mean, it's one of the reasons... 976 01:10:46,275 --> 01:10:48,266 the game is so popular among male viewers. 977 01:10:48,344 --> 01:10:51,143 Hey, there's a big difference, and you guys know it. 978 01:10:51,213 --> 01:10:55,207 Women like me have worked hard to make this sport legitimate and competitive. 979 01:10:55,284 --> 01:11:00,222 Sure, sex sells. But this is a joke. It's more like Hooters. 980 01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:03,122 - One of our proud sponsors, by the way. - You betcha. 981 01:11:03,192 --> 01:11:06,218 [Announcer] Ladies and gentlemen... 982 01:11:06,295 --> 01:11:09,663 a loud round of applause for Juan's Bonsais Uno. 983 01:11:09,732 --> 01:11:12,133 [Cheering] 984 01:11:15,804 --> 01:11:20,469 - We're definitely the best-looking team. - Sexy's good. Sexy's good. 985 01:11:20,542 --> 01:11:23,273 [Yells] It's mine. It's “Juan” with a “J.” 986 01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:25,336 [Announcer] Our returning champions... 987 01:11:25,414 --> 01:11:29,009 Jenn Meredith and Christina Hansen! 988 01:11:29,084 --> 01:11:31,246 ♪ ♪ [Rock] 989 01:11:42,898 --> 01:11:44,992 - That's just showin' off. - Yeah. 990 01:11:56,512 --> 01:11:59,914 [Woman] Yeah! All right! 991 01:11:59,982 --> 01:12:03,350 [Rawley] And the game mercifully comes to an end. 992 01:12:03,419 --> 01:12:05,410 - Good game. - Whoo. 993 01:12:05,487 --> 01:12:10,049 Well, one down and “Juan” to go. 994 01:12:10,125 --> 01:12:12,560 Wow. What a beating. 995 01:12:12,628 --> 01:12:17,225 You know, Harry, the Bonsais are a treat to look at, but they were up against the best. 996 01:12:17,299 --> 01:12:22,203 There are two Bonsai beauties left; although, I must say, they are out of their league. 997 01:12:22,271 --> 01:12:24,763 - They didn't suffer. - No. 998 01:12:24,840 --> 01:12:27,707 You're on, kid. 999 01:12:27,776 --> 01:12:29,904 I'm out. 1000 01:12:29,978 --> 01:12:33,642 Uh, I'm sorry. This is us. 1001 01:12:33,716 --> 01:12:35,707 [Coughs] 1002 01:12:35,784 --> 01:12:39,220 - Baby. Baby. - Hey. [Groans] 1003 01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:42,553 Here. Let me help you with those. 1004 01:12:42,624 --> 01:12:47,221 - [Man Singing Rock, Indistinct] - Got it! 1005 01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:50,231 - Whoo! - [Grunting] 1006 01:12:50,299 --> 01:12:52,461 - [Cheering] - Yeah! 1007 01:12:52,534 --> 01:12:56,129 - You still got it, baby! You still got it! - [Women Grunting] 1008 01:12:56,205 --> 01:12:58,503 [No Audible Dialogue] 1009 01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:08,250 [Hawk] And Juan's Bonsais win their first match. 1010 01:13:08,317 --> 01:13:10,581 ♪ [Continues] 1011 01:13:13,856 --> 01:13:18,316 [Hawk] Well, no surprise here. Hansen and Meredith are going to the finals. 1012 01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:28,830 - [Shrieking] - [Hawk] The Bonsais win again. 1013 01:13:28,904 --> 01:13:32,704 Yeah! Christina Hansen, here I come! 1014 01:13:32,775 --> 01:13:34,709 We're in the finals. We're in the finals. 1015 01:13:34,777 --> 01:13:38,111 [Hawk] Juan's Bonsais have made it to the finals thanks to a totally unknown player... 1016 01:13:38,180 --> 01:13:40,615 who's absolutely electrified this crowd. 1017 01:13:40,682 --> 01:13:44,880 Harry, I don't know who this Julie is, but she's too good to go unknown for long. 1018 01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:49,654 - [Billy] You looked great out there today. - [Chuckles] 1019 01:13:49,725 --> 01:13:55,528 - Thanks. - Jackson tells me you were headed for the Olympics. 1020 01:13:55,597 --> 01:13:59,227 - Is that true? - That's true. 1021 01:13:59,301 --> 01:14:02,362 And Christina Hansen was my backup on second team. 1022 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:07,239 - How come she didn't recognize you? - 'Cause I'm a redhead now. 1023 01:14:07,309 --> 01:14:10,370 And, you know, I've filled out a little since then. 1024 01:14:10,446 --> 01:14:14,349 All the right places, I might add. Not to sound like a dirty old man. 1025 01:14:14,416 --> 01:14:18,785 You know, Billy, my son knows the truth about his father... 1026 01:14:18,854 --> 01:14:20,845 but not about my job. 1027 01:14:20,923 --> 01:14:26,157 Well, you keep playin' like you are, kid, he's gonna find out. 1028 01:14:27,796 --> 01:14:30,424 - Yeah, I know. - So why'd you do it? 1029 01:14:32,100 --> 01:14:35,468 I needed this. 1030 01:14:35,537 --> 01:14:39,098 And lately I've been feeling like something else is happening... 1031 01:14:39,174 --> 01:14:41,541 like there's a reason for all of this. 1032 01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,170 You really think that? 1033 01:14:44,246 --> 01:14:48,342 Of all the people in the world, you changed their lives. 1034 01:14:48,417 --> 01:14:54,356 You made them feel better. And me too. 1035 01:15:03,198 --> 01:15:06,395 And talk about a Hollywood story. Remember that mystery woman? 1036 01:15:06,468 --> 01:15:09,199 She's now no longer a mystery. Christina? 1037 01:15:09,271 --> 01:15:13,731 Yeah, her name is Wanda Blair, and she played at Pepperdine not so many years back. 1038 01:15:13,809 --> 01:15:16,779 And she was on your team the year you went to the Olympics. 1039 01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:19,405 Yeah. I thought she looked familiar... Wanda... 1040 01:15:19,481 --> 01:15:22,109 but the story on her was she had a nervous breakdown. 1041 01:15:22,184 --> 01:15:25,484 She couldn't handle the pressure. You know, like a whole mental thing. 1042 01:15:25,554 --> 01:15:28,285 And the saddest thing was, she didn't even say good-bye to us. 1043 01:15:28,357 --> 01:15:33,090 - Well, it's class reunion time. - Yeah. One thing's for sure this time though. 1044 01:15:33,161 --> 01:15:35,459 Wanda's gonna say good-bye, and fast. 1045 01:15:38,233 --> 01:15:41,396 - Would you have any of that zinc? - Oh, I forgot the zinc. 1046 01:15:41,470 --> 01:15:44,531 - I'm sorry. - That's okay, you know. I probably tan well. 1047 01:15:44,606 --> 01:15:47,769 I just go straight to a burn and then heatstroke. 1048 01:15:47,843 --> 01:15:51,711 Okay, listen up. 1049 01:15:51,780 --> 01:15:57,412 Those two gals over there, they may be two of the best to ever play this game. 1050 01:15:57,486 --> 01:16:00,421 And maybe the very best. 1051 01:16:02,524 --> 01:16:07,155 - But I think you can play with em. - Yeah. 1052 01:16:07,229 --> 01:16:12,463 Nobody gave us a chance to be here. Nobody said we'd get this far. 1053 01:16:12,534 --> 01:16:15,026 They all said we'd quit, didn't they? 1054 01:16:15,103 --> 01:16:18,368 - They all said we'd quit, didn't they? - Yes, sir. 1055 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,102 We're here. Now, what are you gonna do about it? 1056 01:16:21,176 --> 01:16:24,703 - [All] Win! - Let's go for it. Let's go for it. 1057 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:28,546 [All] One more time! 1058 01:16:32,187 --> 01:16:35,714 [Announcer] Please welcome Juan's Bonsais Dos! 1059 01:16:35,791 --> 01:16:38,055 Oh, my God! 1060 01:16:40,362 --> 01:16:42,694 - Yeah! - [All Cheering] 1061 01:16:42,764 --> 01:16:46,098 [Announcer] Once again, our returning champions... 1062 01:16:46,168 --> 01:16:48,796 Jenn Meredith and Christina Hansen! 1063 01:16:51,573 --> 01:16:56,602 It wasn't your fault. Look at her. She's one of them steroid monsters. 1064 01:16:56,678 --> 01:17:01,980 You know, one of them experimental... Two horses had to die to make that woman. 1065 01:17:02,050 --> 01:17:04,178 - Don't you worry about it. - Very, very big. 1066 01:17:08,256 --> 01:17:12,193 Whoa! Julie Carr gives Christina a facial! 1067 01:17:12,260 --> 01:17:14,922 - [Screeching] - Yes, baby! 1068 01:17:14,997 --> 01:17:18,194 - You got it! You got it, Big Red! - Wanda... 1069 01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:20,667 great hit, especially for a stripper. 1070 01:17:20,736 --> 01:17:24,070 - Keep talkin'. Keep talkin'. - You guys are a joke. 1071 01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:26,540 'Cause we gonna kick your stuck-up ass all the way back to Malibu. 1072 01:17:26,608 --> 01:17:30,602 - Just serve the ball. - Don't act like that. Have some class. 1073 01:17:30,679 --> 01:17:33,114 Don't get mad; get even. 1074 01:17:33,181 --> 01:17:35,775 We might have to get these girls some boxing gloves. 1075 01:17:35,851 --> 01:17:40,345 - Nothing wrong with a good catfight. - [Man Singing Rock] 1076 01:17:40,422 --> 01:17:43,050 [Champagne] Watch your line. Watch your line. 1077 01:17:45,327 --> 01:17:50,163 - ♪ [Continues, indistinct] - [Cheering] 1078 01:18:00,809 --> 01:18:04,302 [Rawley] And Christina Hansen puts away the first game. 1079 01:18:11,853 --> 01:18:13,821 Yes! 1080 01:18:19,194 --> 01:18:22,255 Yeah! Come on, Bonsais! You can do it! 1081 01:18:35,310 --> 01:18:38,712 - [Spectators Cheering] - Yeah! 1082 01:18:43,785 --> 01:18:46,311 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 1083 01:18:46,388 --> 01:18:50,450 God, if we win this, I'll give up smokin' pot. 1084 01:18:50,525 --> 01:18:53,426 - Let's hear it! Whoo! - [Hawk] Julie Carr rousing up the crowd... 1085 01:18:53,495 --> 01:18:55,486 as she serves for game point. 1086 01:18:55,564 --> 01:18:59,194 ♪ [Continues, Indistinct] 1087 01:19:08,343 --> 01:19:11,005 - [Cheering] - [Rawley] Unbelievable! The Bonsais win! 1088 01:19:11,079 --> 01:19:15,676 All right! All right! - ♪ ♪ [Ends] 1089 01:19:15,751 --> 01:19:19,210 - [Cheering] - [Hawk] So following a phenomenal comeback... 1090 01:19:19,287 --> 01:19:23,190 by the Bonsai, were gonna change sides for the players. 1091 01:19:23,258 --> 01:19:25,989 It's anyone's match, one game apiece. 1092 01:19:26,061 --> 01:19:28,758 [Rawley] Now, remember, folks. This third and deciding game... 1093 01:19:28,830 --> 01:19:31,128 only goes to 15. 1094 01:19:31,199 --> 01:19:33,190 - Come on now. Come on how. - Come on! 1095 01:19:39,908 --> 01:19:42,002 Told ya! 1096 01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:45,411 - Yeah! - Yes! 1097 01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:50,748 - Yes! - Yeah! 1098 01:19:53,655 --> 01:19:58,889 - [Rawley] Ooh. Out of bounds. Bonsais get the point. - Dang it. 1099 01:19:58,960 --> 01:20:01,395 You like that? You like that? 1100 01:20:01,463 --> 01:20:06,025 Hey, you, why don't you just go back and serve? 1101 01:20:06,101 --> 01:20:08,069 Boo! 1102 01:20:08,136 --> 01:20:11,401 They are ready to kill each other over every single point. 1103 01:20:11,473 --> 01:20:14,841 It's just vicious out there. Well, it's 15 to 15... 1104 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:17,004 and the Bonsais are serving for the point advantage. 1105 01:20:17,078 --> 01:20:19,513 They gotta win by two. 1106 01:20:23,952 --> 01:20:26,580 - Come on! - Get it, Jenn. 1107 01:20:29,958 --> 01:20:33,053 - [Rawley] Bonsais block for the point! - All right, baby! 1108 01:20:33,128 --> 01:20:36,223 [Groaning] 1109 01:20:40,335 --> 01:20:42,804 - Julie. - [Hawk] Looks like Julie Carr is injured. 1110 01:20:42,871 --> 01:20:44,202 Oh, my God. 1111 01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:51,040 - [Jackson] Julie, you okay? - [Champagne] Julie, you okay? 1112 01:20:51,112 --> 01:20:54,047 - What's wrong, baby? - I got cramps in both legs. 1113 01:20:54,115 --> 01:20:57,210 - Let's get her up and get her in the shade. Come on. - [Julie Grunts] 1114 01:20:57,285 --> 01:21:00,880 [Announcer] A big hand for Julie Carr. Let's hear it. Let her hear it. 1115 01:21:00,956 --> 01:21:03,653 [Spectators Cheering, Applauding] 1116 01:21:06,394 --> 01:21:10,661 You let those Bonsais know, they go one second over their medical, that's it. 1117 01:21:10,732 --> 01:21:14,396 This game is over. Keep an eye on that. 1118 01:21:15,403 --> 01:21:17,770 [Sighs] 1119 01:21:17,839 --> 01:21:21,139 She's dehydrated, Billy. She worked too hard too fast trying to get in shape. 1120 01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:25,112 - I think she's finished. - [Rawley] The crowd out here is stunned... 1121 01:21:25,180 --> 01:21:27,410 and I must admit, saddened. 1122 01:21:27,482 --> 01:21:29,951 I mean, they've all fallen in love with these Juan's Bonsais... 1123 01:21:30,018 --> 01:21:34,922 who are now sadly in jeopardy of being eliminated from the championship game... 1124 01:21:34,990 --> 01:21:37,220 with victory right in their grasp. 1125 01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:39,522 Well, truth be known, they lacked experience... 1126 01:21:39,594 --> 01:21:43,827 but they made up for it with guts, passion and the courage to fulfill their dreams. 1127 01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:46,664 Unfortunately, there's less than a minute remaining on the clock. 1128 01:21:46,735 --> 01:21:50,535 - All right. we'll forfeit. - No. Get me back in there. 1129 01:21:50,605 --> 01:21:54,838 We only need one more point, Billy. Get me out to the net. 1130 01:21:54,910 --> 01:21:57,675 Are you crazy? You can't even stand up. 1131 01:21:57,746 --> 01:22:02,308 It can't end like this, Billy, not like this. 1132 01:22:02,384 --> 01:22:04,478 These girls bought into your dream... 1133 01:22:04,552 --> 01:22:07,249 that they were worth something, that they had value. 1134 01:22:07,322 --> 01:22:11,987 Don't let them let go of this. Come on. Help me out there. 1135 01:22:13,561 --> 01:22:16,189 Hey, ref! 1136 01:22:16,264 --> 01:22:19,495 - [Grunts] - The game ain't over! 1137 01:22:19,567 --> 01:22:22,468 [Crowd Cheering] 1138 01:22:24,906 --> 01:22:28,171 - Unbelievable. - Julie's actually coming back to play. 1139 01:22:28,243 --> 01:22:30,575 Billy Cole has got this place into a frenzy. 1140 01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:33,410 [Hawk] It's called ignoring reality and just going for it. 1141 01:22:34,482 --> 01:22:37,975 You are one amazing lady. 1142 01:22:38,053 --> 01:22:42,456 You're amazing yourself. Get the hell out of here. 1143 01:22:42,524 --> 01:22:45,152 Let's give it up for Julie! 1144 01:22:45,226 --> 01:22:48,059 [Crowd Cheering] 1145 01:22:49,464 --> 01:22:53,059 Yes! 1146 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:58,334 [Rawley] Juan's Bonsais are one point away from winning this. 1147 01:22:59,874 --> 01:23:04,744 - Let's nail em. - This one's for you. 1148 01:23:22,764 --> 01:23:25,790 - Mine. - Mine. 1149 01:23:25,867 --> 01:23:28,632 - [Yells, Indistinct] - Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. 1150 01:23:47,088 --> 01:23:49,318 [Audio Slowed] Okay! 1151 01:24:12,080 --> 01:24:15,243 [Yelling, Indistinct] 1152 01:24:32,367 --> 01:24:35,826 - [Crowd Cheering] - Yeah! 1153 01:24:35,904 --> 01:24:40,341 [Rawley] The Bonsais win! The Bonsais win! 1154 01:24:40,408 --> 01:24:43,105 Christina Hansen eats her words! 1155 01:24:43,178 --> 01:24:45,374 Oh, my God! 1156 01:24:51,119 --> 01:24:53,884 Hey, that's my girl! 1157 01:24:56,458 --> 01:24:59,257 Juan's Bonsais have just done it! The improbable! 1158 01:24:59,327 --> 01:25:04,060 The impossible! They have just won the AVP Women's Championship! 1159 01:25:04,132 --> 01:25:08,729 - World champions, baby! - [Rawley] Can you imagine how they feel? I'm exhausted. 1160 01:25:10,138 --> 01:25:13,438 Listen, I'm gonna find a job, I'm gonna get us a place... 1161 01:25:13,508 --> 01:25:16,341 - and you can go back to high school. - Okay. 1162 01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:22,141 - Hey, you! - You! 1163 01:25:22,217 --> 01:25:24,584 You! 1164 01:25:24,652 --> 01:25:27,952 - Oh, man. Whoo! - You! 1165 01:25:28,022 --> 01:25:31,652 - On one leg, kid. You killed "em. - We did it. 1166 01:25:31,726 --> 01:25:34,525 We all did it. 1167 01:25:34,596 --> 01:25:36,963 - We friends yet? - Oh, yeah. 1168 01:25:37,031 --> 01:25:40,023 I hope more than that. 1169 01:25:40,101 --> 01:25:44,698 Ooh. Woof. Yeah, say hello to that big 'un. She's liable to whip us all. 1170 01:25:44,772 --> 01:25:48,367 - Good game. - [Christina] Congratulations. 1171 01:25:48,443 --> 01:25:51,174 - Congratulations. - Thank you. It's nice to see you again. 1172 01:25:51,246 --> 01:25:53,214 - Great playing. - Good game. 1173 01:25:53,281 --> 01:25:56,410 - Done. - Yeah! 1174 01:26:02,423 --> 01:26:06,451 - Billy, your strippers... I mean, your team... - Uh-huh? 1175 01:26:06,528 --> 01:26:08,826 - You guys pulled it. Congratulations. - Thank you. 1176 01:26:08,897 --> 01:26:12,856 Next year, we're gonna kick your ass. 1177 01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:16,131 We ain't ever gonna play you again, kid. You know why? 1178 01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:18,571 'Cause you're too damn good. 1179 01:26:21,676 --> 01:26:24,168 - I'll see you. - See ya. 1180 01:26:24,245 --> 01:26:26,236 Woof. 1181 01:26:26,314 --> 01:26:28,908 Can't believe you lost to a couple of hookers. 1182 01:26:28,983 --> 01:26:32,078 - They're not hookers. - [Both] They're strippers. 1183 01:26:36,658 --> 01:26:38,592 - They're good. Okay. - This is... 1184 01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:42,096 - I hate being mistaken, but they're good. - That's good to know. 1185 01:26:42,163 --> 01:26:45,258 When the money starts rollin in, maybe we'll put a double-decker up there. 1186 01:26:45,333 --> 01:26:47,324 - Oh, yeah. - Hey. 1187 01:26:47,402 --> 01:26:50,428 Uh, may I... Hey. 1188 01:26:50,505 --> 01:26:54,100 Hi. Hi, Billy. Listen. 1189 01:26:54,175 --> 01:26:58,339 Okay, I'm a big enough man to admit when I've been wrong, and I'm sorry... 1190 01:26:58,413 --> 01:27:00,780 about all the bad things I said about you. 1191 01:27:00,848 --> 01:27:03,283 - And we are ready to proceed with the deal. - [Phone Ringing] 1192 01:27:03,351 --> 01:27:09,154 Oh, excuse me, Pop. My phone. My phone. Hello? Hello, Cuervo. It's Cuervo. 1193 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:11,454 - [Billy] Cuervo. - [Tenspot] It's the people from Cuervo. 1194 01:27:11,526 --> 01:27:15,360 What? Well, you know what? Hang on one second. I'm sure he'd love to hear it. 1195 01:27:15,430 --> 01:27:17,865 Uh, Mr. Cole, Cuervo, the people from Cuervo... 1196 01:27:17,932 --> 01:27:22,096 would like you to know that they are ready to match any offer that you get. 1197 01:27:22,170 --> 01:27:25,196 - Tell 'em we'll get back to em. - Wait. Now, we have a deal. 1198 01:27:25,273 --> 01:27:27,298 Right? I mean, it's a verbal agreement, Billy. 1199 01:27:27,375 --> 01:27:30,106 A verbal agreement in the state of California doesn't hold any weight. 1200 01:27:30,178 --> 01:27:32,613 As a matter of fact, that's what my lawyer told me, but even if it did... 1201 01:27:32,680 --> 01:27:35,650 I would never ever do business... 1202 01:27:35,717 --> 01:27:39,620 with a low-life hustler like you. 1203 01:27:39,687 --> 01:27:42,418 Okay. Touché. 1204 01:27:42,490 --> 01:27:45,289 - I understand. I know why you're angry. - Uh-huh. 1205 01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,988 And, hey, you know what? I respect it, 'cause you have every right to be. 1206 01:27:48,062 --> 01:27:50,997 - Pop, can I... can I... - Just hold it a minute. 1207 01:27:51,065 --> 01:27:55,730 Mr. Buckner, I know it's difficult to insult a man like you, but let me try. 1208 01:27:55,803 --> 01:28:00,001 I am not interested in doing business with you and people of your kind. 1209 01:28:00,074 --> 01:28:05,012 - Yes, you would. - On the other hand, when I use the word “you”... 1210 01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:08,208 I am not using the word “you” in the pejorative. 1211 01:28:08,283 --> 01:28:11,014 No. I don't know what that means, but he would never do that. 1212 01:28:11,085 --> 01:28:14,180 - All right. Well, fantastic. we'll sign papers tomorrow. - I hope so. 1213 01:28:14,255 --> 01:28:18,351 Okay. Great. I thought they were mad. My radar was way off. 1214 01:28:18,426 --> 01:28:23,421 - Let's get those Cuervo people back on the phone. - Pop, there was no Cuervo people. 1215 01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:27,264 I was using that for leverage. You understand? Leverage? What you think that meant? 1216 01:28:27,335 --> 01:28:30,361 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah. Hey, we're onto something here. 1217 01:28:30,438 --> 01:28:33,237 Just think about this: stripper bowling. 1218 01:28:33,308 --> 01:28:35,902 - Oh, Pop, I don't think that's... - Stripper skiing. 1219 01:28:35,977 --> 01:28:39,675 - Look, Pop, it's cold. - That's right. Things pop when they're cold. 1220 01:28:39,747 --> 01:28:42,273 Listen to this: stripper golf. 1221 01:28:42,350 --> 01:28:46,514 - Tell me more about this stripper golf thing. - Stripper golf is great. 1222 01:28:46,587 --> 01:28:48,919 - I mean, ‘cause you love golf anyway, right? - Right. 1223 01:28:48,990 --> 01:28:53,325 - So if you get a hole in one... Get it? - [Laughs] 1224 01:28:53,394 --> 01:28:56,796 ♪ [Woman Singing Rock] 1225 01:29:03,705 --> 01:29:07,039 I'm gonna set you up, and then you... 1226 01:29:07,108 --> 01:29:09,805 you spike the ball into your opponent, understand? 1227 01:29:09,877 --> 01:29:14,405 - [Olga] spike. - Ready? 1228 01:29:14,482 --> 01:29:18,248 [Bionic Woman Sound Effect] 1229 01:29:22,290 --> 01:29:27,194 - [Billy] Jesus. - Dad, are you okay? 1230 01:29:27,261 --> 01:29:31,220 - Why didn't he duck? - He's blind, you idiot. 1231 01:29:31,299 --> 01:29:35,065 “A” mark. 1232 01:29:35,136 --> 01:29:37,798 You know, Mooney, we could probably get you in The Guinness Book of Records... 1233 01:29:37,872 --> 01:29:42,173 for the size of shit you put out of your little Chihuahua body. 1234 01:29:42,243 --> 01:29:46,202 - Would you mind fetching the girls forth? - Yes, sir, Mr. Cole... 1235 01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:50,183 and may I say, you are one of my favorite white people. 1236 01:29:50,251 --> 01:29:53,277 I'll be out in the field if you need me. 1237 01:29:53,354 --> 01:29:58,485 - Just call me weary. - [Airplane Roaring Overhead] 1238 01:29:58,559 --> 01:30:01,358 Communist bastards. 1239 01:30:01,429 --> 01:30:05,127 You wanna wait for the plane, or shoot it down? 1240 01:30:05,199 --> 01:30:10,365 Hey, listen. Anthony Hopkins left us some shit... Shit. 1241 01:30:10,438 --> 01:30:13,430 Can't use none of that shit. 1242 01:30:13,508 --> 01:30:16,341 How long was I... gone? 1243 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:19,904 Do I pet you? I'm good to you. I read you dog stories. 1244 01:30:19,981 --> 01:30:22,882 I tickle you. I tickle you till you pee. 1245 01:30:22,950 --> 01:30:25,681 And you like that a lot. [Gags] 1246 01:30:25,753 --> 01:30:27,687 That guy looks familiar. 1247 01:30:27,755 --> 01:30:30,656 I want you to have my children. 1248 01:30:30,725 --> 01:30:34,127 - They're in the car. - Huh? 1249 01:30:34,195 --> 01:30:37,529 They're in my... You know, I have two kids from another “wives.” 1250 01:30:37,598 --> 01:30:41,228 - And they wanna meet you. - I want a churro. 1251 01:30:41,302 --> 01:30:46,035 - Paul, it sounds like you're rewriting the movie. - I know, I know! 1252 01:30:53,614 --> 01:30:55,844 [Laughter] 1253 01:30:55,917 --> 01:30:58,943 - You are gonna do what? - I'm gonna take strippers... 1254 01:30:59,020 --> 01:31:01,079 and turn'em into volleyball players. 1255 01:31:01,155 --> 01:31:04,056 Why am I yelling? Do that again. 1256 01:31:08,496 --> 01:31:10,430 What? 1257 01:31:10,498 --> 01:31:12,489 [Man] “You're gonna turn strippers into volleyball players?” 1258 01:31:12,567 --> 01:31:17,835 Yeah, I know. We knew that. We were just acting. 1259 01:31:17,905 --> 01:31:20,533 Just give us a... second. Thank you. 1260 01:31:20,608 --> 01:31:22,770 Okay? Ready? Go. 1261 01:31:39,694 --> 01:31:43,324 Keep rolling. I'll have it in a second. 1262 01:31:43,397 --> 01:31:47,265 Okay. Now, could you just give me the “action” again? 1263 01:31:52,073 --> 01:31:54,235 - Anytime. - [Man, Faint] Action. 1264 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:02,643 Your mother's ass. 1265 01:32:09,657 --> 01:32:12,752 This shouldn't take long. 1266 01:32:23,004 --> 01:32:25,803 I think we oughta put another roll in. 99561