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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,041 "London, a city built of stone, 2 00:02:26,166 --> 00:02:29,708 "and iron, and concrete, and steel. 3 00:02:31,041 --> 00:02:32,666 "Reassuringly sturdy. 4 00:02:34,250 --> 00:02:35,541 "Sturdy like our love, 5 00:02:35,625 --> 00:02:38,166 "now that we've decided to remain apart. 6 00:02:40,458 --> 00:02:44,291 "If it is to survive, love cannot be crazy, or hot, 7 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:47,208 "or sweaty, or naked..." 8 00:02:49,625 --> 00:02:51,458 "...but instead must be practical." 9 00:02:53,416 --> 00:02:56,375 "It is with this practical love, 10 00:02:56,458 --> 00:02:59,208 "this love from afar, 11 00:02:59,416 --> 00:03:01,250 "where we can each prosper. 12 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:04,375 "A heart... 13 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:09,125 "A heart that beats slowly, 14 00:03:09,208 --> 00:03:12,375 "a heart that beats with purpose. 15 00:03:14,833 --> 00:03:18,083 "My sensible heart." 16 00:03:20,541 --> 00:03:21,708 Er... 17 00:03:27,833 --> 00:03:30,625 - Hi. Thank you. Er... - Hi. 18 00:03:32,541 --> 00:03:36,166 Er, Henry. Thank you for coming to the reading. 19 00:03:36,291 --> 00:03:38,041 Ah, no. Well, it was lovely. 20 00:03:38,791 --> 00:03:40,208 Do you... Do you work here? 21 00:03:40,291 --> 00:03:41,583 No. God, no. 22 00:03:41,666 --> 00:03:43,708 No. No, no, no, no. No, no. 23 00:03:43,791 --> 00:03:45,208 I'm... I'm an author. 24 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:47,791 That was actually my book that I was reading. 25 00:03:47,875 --> 00:03:48,875 Oh, my God. Okay, wait. 26 00:03:48,958 --> 00:03:50,583 You're a writer? That's... Wow. 27 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:52,583 - Yes. - Okay. That's amazing. 28 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,541 Yes, well, it's just the one book. 29 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:56,416 It's The Sensible Heart, 30 00:03:56,500 --> 00:03:57,791 - it's called. - Oh, okay. 31 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,125 Yeah. I mean, what's it about? 32 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:03,833 Well, it's about a man and a woman. 33 00:04:03,958 --> 00:04:04,958 Oh, okay. 34 00:04:05,041 --> 00:04:06,541 - And, er... - So, it's a love story? 35 00:04:06,958 --> 00:04:09,291 - Yes. Yes, it is a love story. - Yeah? 36 00:04:09,375 --> 00:04:12,166 And does it get a little saucy? 37 00:04:12,625 --> 00:04:13,875 No. No. 38 00:04:15,166 --> 00:04:16,375 Er... No. 39 00:04:16,458 --> 00:04:19,416 Not every story about love has to be about sex. 40 00:04:19,541 --> 00:04:20,666 You know, someone once wrote 41 00:04:20,750 --> 00:04:23,166 that chastity is the body in the soul's keeping, 42 00:04:23,291 --> 00:04:24,750 and that's how I feel, so... 43 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:27,500 Right. Yeah. 44 00:04:27,583 --> 00:04:28,583 What! 45 00:04:28,666 --> 00:04:30,041 - Yeah. - I mean, is it... 46 00:04:30,125 --> 00:04:32,833 Is it selling well, the book? 47 00:04:32,916 --> 00:04:35,041 - Jill? How's it selling? - Hmm? 48 00:04:38,916 --> 00:04:40,291 I... I think it needs a little longer on the table. 49 00:04:40,375 --> 00:04:41,708 The sign's not necessary. 50 00:04:41,791 --> 00:04:43,500 Henry, the book came out six months ago. 51 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:44,708 - Yes? - Two people bought it, 52 00:04:44,791 --> 00:04:45,875 one of them being you. 53 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,000 And you're still using it 54 00:04:47,083 --> 00:04:48,875 - as a chat-up line. - I'm... 55 00:04:49,250 --> 00:04:52,333 I'm not trying to... I'm not trying... 56 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:54,875 Okay. Well, you know, I'm gonna... 57 00:04:54,958 --> 00:04:57,625 I'm gonna go. But it was really nice to meet you. 58 00:04:57,708 --> 00:04:59,416 - You, too. - And good luck with it. 59 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,958 - Did you want a copy? - Um, nah, it's fine. 60 00:05:03,666 --> 00:05:05,500 - Want my advice? - No, not particularly. 61 00:05:05,583 --> 00:05:07,500 Do something else with your life, Henry. 62 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:08,750 Get a real job. 63 00:05:08,833 --> 00:05:10,458 Go on dates. Move on. Stop talking 64 00:05:10,541 --> 00:05:11,708 about your bloody book. 65 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:13,833 Wow. 66 00:05:18,166 --> 00:05:20,125 - Ooh. - Now what? 67 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:23,875 Okay. Well, my publisher, who I haven't heard 68 00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:25,750 from in a long, long time... 69 00:05:25,833 --> 00:05:27,458 Oh, she dropped you, didn't she? 70 00:05:27,541 --> 00:05:30,166 No. No, actually, no. 71 00:05:30,250 --> 00:05:32,541 She wants me to go in and see her now. 72 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,000 Brutal. She's going to do it in person. 73 00:05:37,458 --> 00:05:38,500 Just take the sign down. 74 00:05:38,625 --> 00:05:39,625 - No. - Yeah. 75 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:40,875 - No. - Please. 76 00:05:41,625 --> 00:05:42,625 It's staying, Henry. 77 00:05:59,958 --> 00:06:00,958 Hi. 78 00:06:02,375 --> 00:06:03,458 Er... 79 00:06:04,708 --> 00:06:06,625 Hello? Are you... Are you Jen? 80 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:08,250 Yeah. 81 00:06:10,250 --> 00:06:11,250 Great. 82 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:13,500 Erm... 83 00:06:16,875 --> 00:06:18,000 Henry Copper. 84 00:06:19,458 --> 00:06:21,625 You published my book, The... The Sensible Heart. 85 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:23,125 Henry? 86 00:06:23,208 --> 00:06:24,541 - Yes. - Yes. 87 00:06:26,166 --> 00:06:27,166 Don't move. 88 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:29,291 Please take a seat. 89 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:39,833 You look more like an air traffic controller 90 00:06:39,916 --> 00:06:40,958 than a publisher. 91 00:06:41,041 --> 00:06:42,083 Hilarious. 92 00:06:42,166 --> 00:06:44,333 Well, with all the screens and whatnot. 93 00:06:44,416 --> 00:06:46,625 Okay. You're Henry Cooper? 94 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:47,875 - Copper. - Copper, yes. 95 00:06:47,958 --> 00:06:50,125 - Yes. You sent me a text. - I did. 96 00:06:50,666 --> 00:06:53,791 - Um, I hope everything's okay. - Take a look at this. 97 00:06:56,333 --> 00:06:57,791 "So boring I wished 98 00:06:57,875 --> 00:06:58,958 "I'd watched paint dry instead." 99 00:06:59,041 --> 00:07:01,791 Oh, no, no, no. That's one of your reviews. 100 00:07:02,125 --> 00:07:04,625 Oh, well, that's just one person's opinion, so... 101 00:07:04,708 --> 00:07:09,291 Mm, no. There are several similar reviews, some worse. 102 00:07:09,625 --> 00:07:10,625 Okay. 103 00:07:13,375 --> 00:07:14,375 Take a look at that. 104 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,416 Picture of me? 105 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,416 Your book is number one. 106 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:22,958 Er... Erm... 107 00:07:23,041 --> 00:07:24,083 Er, what? 108 00:07:24,166 --> 00:07:25,875 The Sensible Heart is a hit. 109 00:07:25,958 --> 00:07:29,041 It is number one in the bestsellers. 110 00:07:35,458 --> 00:07:38,791 Sorry, what? I can't quite believe this. 111 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:41,208 Well, believe it, Henry. The figures don't lie. 112 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:45,458 I... I mean, I... I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. 113 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,000 I knew people in this country had taste. 114 00:07:49,125 --> 00:07:50,208 It's not this country. 115 00:07:50,291 --> 00:07:51,291 Yeah, no, because there's something 116 00:07:51,375 --> 00:07:53,208 that I remember E. M. Forster said. 117 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:54,291 - He said... - How about remembering 118 00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:55,416 something I just said? It's not this country. 119 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:56,500 It's Mexico. 120 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:00,041 Your book is a bestseller in Mexico, Henry. 121 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,125 Felicidades. 122 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:06,708 Mexico. 123 00:08:07,250 --> 00:08:10,833 The official Mexican fiction chart, 124 00:08:10,916 --> 00:08:13,583 number one, Henry Cooper. Copper. 125 00:08:14,916 --> 00:08:16,625 So, my book's Spanish? 126 00:08:16,708 --> 00:08:18,291 When did that happen? How did that happen? 127 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:20,333 I don't know how to explain this to you, Henry. 128 00:08:20,416 --> 00:08:23,041 I think your Mexican publisher saw that it was in English, 129 00:08:23,125 --> 00:08:24,583 and decided that would make it harder 130 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:25,666 for Mexican readers. 131 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:29,458 So, they had it translated by, um... 132 00:08:29,583 --> 00:08:32,083 "Translated by M. F. Rodríguez"? 133 00:08:32,166 --> 00:08:33,333 Yes. 134 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,375 - Well, whoever he is... - Mm-hmm. 135 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:39,375 ...I hope he's managed to capture 136 00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:41,333 all the nuances of the story. 137 00:08:41,958 --> 00:08:42,958 Yeah. 138 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:59,583 "Oh, to be in England now that April's there. 139 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:05,458 "And whoever wakes in England sees some morning unaware." 140 00:09:07,625 --> 00:09:09,208 I wish you'd knock. 141 00:09:09,291 --> 00:09:11,166 I did knock. This... 142 00:09:11,291 --> 00:09:12,375 ...is knocking. 143 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:13,708 Come on, Grandpa, 144 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:15,958 I need to clean in here before taking Diego to school. 145 00:09:17,541 --> 00:09:19,958 You can read your poetry in the living room. 146 00:09:20,625 --> 00:09:21,625 Come on. 147 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:25,083 Mexico. 148 00:09:25,166 --> 00:09:27,416 Well, does that mean people know me there? 149 00:09:27,583 --> 00:09:30,166 The book, yeah. You, not so much. 150 00:09:30,250 --> 00:09:34,125 Uh, apparently, you have zero presence on social media. 151 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,750 That has to change if we're gonna take this global. 152 00:09:37,916 --> 00:09:40,000 Are you not engaging with followers? 153 00:09:40,083 --> 00:09:42,500 - Engaging? What? - You are on Facebook? 154 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,208 Twitter? 155 00:09:45,666 --> 00:09:46,666 Instagram? 156 00:09:47,083 --> 00:09:48,541 I have a Linkedln. 157 00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:50,291 Okay, Henry. 158 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:55,000 Okay, I'm going to set you up with some accounts. 159 00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:57,291 Um, people aren't coming to you, 160 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:58,625 so you have to go to them. 161 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:01,791 - It's all about engagement. - I'm a... I'm a writer. 162 00:10:01,875 --> 00:10:03,875 Yeah, a writer who needs to get his ass to Mexico 163 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:06,125 and start plugging that book in person and online. 164 00:10:07,166 --> 00:10:10,000 You do this right, this could be just the start for you. 165 00:10:10,083 --> 00:10:11,083 But... 166 00:10:11,666 --> 00:10:14,166 Henry, do you want to pay your rent? 167 00:10:14,708 --> 00:10:15,708 Yes. 168 00:10:15,791 --> 00:10:16,875 Then let's build the hype 169 00:10:16,958 --> 00:10:18,750 till they're begging you for a sequel. 170 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,250 Go make us some real money off this thing. 171 00:10:22,416 --> 00:10:24,333 Okay, that's your schedule for the book tour. 172 00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,125 - My book tour? - Of Mexico, 173 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,833 just three cities and you leave in... 174 00:10:30,583 --> 00:10:31,583 tomorrow. 175 00:10:31,833 --> 00:10:33,000 - As in? - Tomorrow. 176 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:35,083 Okay, you know what? Take this. 177 00:10:36,041 --> 00:10:37,458 It's on an international plan. 178 00:10:37,541 --> 00:10:39,166 You have to start building a massive following 179 00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,666 for the book on social, okay? 180 00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:43,000 I want to see cute, casual pictures on Instagram. 181 00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,500 Be hilarious on Twitter. 182 00:10:44,583 --> 00:10:46,125 Express your true self on TikTok. 183 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:48,291 My true self? 184 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,833 Just sell the book, Henry. 185 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:52,750 Diego? 186 00:10:52,833 --> 00:10:54,250 Do you want to take the Rubik's Cube? 187 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,333 Yes. 188 00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,166 Let's go, son. 189 00:11:02,875 --> 00:11:03,958 Where is he? 190 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:06,083 Maybe he forgot. 191 00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,666 Do I have to go with him? 192 00:11:11,208 --> 00:11:13,291 Yes, son. He is your dad. 193 00:11:16,583 --> 00:11:17,875 Ah. 194 00:11:17,958 --> 00:11:18,958 Here he is. 195 00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,375 Your role model. 196 00:11:20,458 --> 00:11:21,458 Hi! 197 00:11:21,833 --> 00:11:22,833 What's up, Max? 198 00:11:22,916 --> 00:11:24,416 Hello, Antonio. 199 00:11:24,875 --> 00:11:26,208 How are you, little man? 200 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:27,625 Hi Dad! 201 00:11:27,916 --> 00:11:30,875 Not a little man any more, you have grown up a lot... 202 00:11:31,125 --> 00:11:32,583 You're so grown up! Look! 203 00:11:33,416 --> 00:11:35,166 It's cool, right? 204 00:11:36,125 --> 00:11:37,375 It's super cool, Dad. 205 00:11:38,291 --> 00:11:40,333 You're not too old to play with small cars, right? 206 00:11:40,416 --> 00:11:42,291 No! It's very cool! 207 00:11:42,375 --> 00:11:43,583 It has a helmet and the full gear for an adventure. 208 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:45,333 - Thanks, Dad. - Cool, little man. 209 00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,333 Don't you think this might be too much? 210 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:49,541 I bought him something simple for his birthday. 211 00:11:49,625 --> 00:11:51,625 It's only a small car... 212 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,833 ...it's really not a big deal. 213 00:11:52,916 --> 00:11:54,000 Besides, it's not that expensive. 214 00:11:54,083 --> 00:11:55,083 Okay. 215 00:11:55,166 --> 00:11:56,833 I have to leave now. 216 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,541 Remember, try not to give him candy... 217 00:12:00,625 --> 00:12:03,208 ...that he needs to brush his teeth, and is in bed at 8. 218 00:12:05,916 --> 00:12:06,916 What? 219 00:12:07,416 --> 00:12:08,583 Oh María, it's just that... 220 00:12:10,125 --> 00:12:11,250 A job came up. 221 00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:15,208 No, come on! No... 222 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:18,416 It's a very important recording session 223 00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,916 in San Miguel de Allende. 224 00:12:20,541 --> 00:12:21,958 Also, it's important for my reputation! 225 00:12:22,125 --> 00:12:23,208 You have one of those? 226 00:12:25,208 --> 00:12:26,208 Gosh, Max. 227 00:12:26,708 --> 00:12:28,625 How do you manage to be that rude to me 228 00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,416 and still make me laugh? 229 00:12:31,541 --> 00:12:33,541 So what do I do? What do I do? 230 00:12:33,625 --> 00:12:35,416 - I don't know. - I can't take Diego with me. 231 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,208 I don't know what to do. 232 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,166 But I can't quit either... 233 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:40,250 ...please? 234 00:12:41,916 --> 00:12:44,458 I promise this is the last time I let you down. 235 00:12:45,291 --> 00:12:46,750 - Ok? - Mm-hmm. 236 00:12:47,666 --> 00:12:48,666 Thank you. 237 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,541 Son... 238 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,125 I have to leave. 239 00:12:56,833 --> 00:13:00,250 I'll come get you after and we'll have a great time... 240 00:13:00,333 --> 00:13:02,791 ...and I'll bring something back for you from my trip. 241 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,625 Thank you. 242 00:13:07,750 --> 00:13:09,333 I love you little man! 243 00:13:10,333 --> 00:13:12,375 See you, Max. Thank you. 244 00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:14,541 I owe you one. 245 00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,416 No, no, you owe me like three hundred! 246 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:17,708 Let's make it four hundred! 247 00:13:17,791 --> 00:13:19,041 I'll make it up to you later, OK? 248 00:13:19,125 --> 00:13:20,125 Thank you! 249 00:13:23,083 --> 00:13:25,208 Well, I've still got this work trip! 250 00:13:26,166 --> 00:13:27,416 So, what do we do? 251 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:32,500 Well, I can stay with my great grandpa. 252 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,041 Of course, I can take care of him. 253 00:13:35,125 --> 00:13:37,375 No, no. The two of you alone 254 00:13:37,458 --> 00:13:39,208 are more dangerous than a monkey with a gun. 255 00:13:39,291 --> 00:13:40,666 I am eighty years old. 256 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,416 Exactly. 257 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:45,375 Come on, go pack! 258 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:10,916 Oh... Er... 259 00:14:13,041 --> 00:14:14,041 Pervert. 260 00:14:14,708 --> 00:14:16,541 No. Er... Sorry. 261 00:14:32,875 --> 00:14:33,875 It's fine. 262 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,958 Gracias. 263 00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,666 Oh. 264 00:14:37,750 --> 00:14:38,750 Thank you. 265 00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:57,416 - Hola. - Ah, Mr. Rodríguez? 266 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:58,666 Yes. 267 00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,125 It's a pleasure to meet you... 268 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:01,458 - Nice to meet you. - ...Señor Cooper. 269 00:15:01,541 --> 00:15:03,666 This is my family, Diego and María. 270 00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,833 - Hi. - Hola. 271 00:15:05,916 --> 00:15:08,541 Er, it's Señor "Copper," Henry Copper. 272 00:15:08,625 --> 00:15:09,666 I'm sorry. 273 00:15:09,916 --> 00:15:11,833 I made the card! I made it! 274 00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,916 Sorry. What did he say? 275 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 He made the card. 276 00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,458 Oh! Er, gracias. Muchas gracias. 277 00:15:18,541 --> 00:15:19,750 Okay, we better hurry. 278 00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,291 We've got 30 minutes to get to your event. 279 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:22,500 My what, sorry? 280 00:15:22,958 --> 00:15:24,541 Your event, see? 281 00:15:25,041 --> 00:15:26,125 It's in Spanish, Mama. 282 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:27,208 - What? - It's in Spanish. 283 00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,458 Oh yes, of course. 284 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:30,291 I translate for you. 285 00:15:30,833 --> 00:15:32,208 Oh, well, thank you. 286 00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:34,375 Er, so, what does it say? 287 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:36,375 - What? - Email? 288 00:15:36,458 --> 00:15:38,125 You... You said you'd translate for me. 289 00:15:38,208 --> 00:15:40,916 Oh, no, no, no. I translate for you. 290 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,541 I'm the translator of your book. 291 00:15:45,541 --> 00:15:46,833 You're M. F. Rodríguez? 292 00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:48,625 Sí. María Fernando Rodríguez. 293 00:15:49,541 --> 00:15:51,125 - Okay. - Okay? 294 00:15:51,208 --> 00:15:52,291 - Okay. - Let's go. 295 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,291 Órale. 296 00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,958 Let's go. 297 00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:57,958 Diego, vamos. 298 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,041 Diego? 299 00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:05,000 Gracias. 300 00:16:39,291 --> 00:16:41,333 María, how does it feel 301 00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:43,583 to be related to a great translator? 302 00:16:43,666 --> 00:16:45,125 Huh? 303 00:16:48,125 --> 00:16:49,166 Yeah. 304 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,000 It's... not that funny. 305 00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,041 Why is she laughing? 306 00:16:55,625 --> 00:16:57,875 This English man thought I translated his book. 307 00:16:57,958 --> 00:17:00,958 That's very funny because you don't do anything! 308 00:17:02,833 --> 00:17:04,791 I'm... I'm... I'm sorry I thought my book 309 00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:07,125 was translated by your father, all right? 310 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,500 My "father"? He's my grandfather. 311 00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,333 So, either he's very young-looking, 312 00:17:13,416 --> 00:17:15,166 or I'm an old hag. 313 00:17:16,458 --> 00:17:17,458 Hey, Diego. 314 00:17:17,791 --> 00:17:19,416 I'm a hag! 315 00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,875 Careful! 316 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,166 - Hey! - Watch your step! 317 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,750 Do you have your eyes stuck up your butt, dude? 318 00:17:29,791 --> 00:17:31,375 What's up with that guy? 319 00:17:38,333 --> 00:17:40,166 So, what did you think of my book? 320 00:17:41,875 --> 00:17:43,458 Okay, here we are. 321 00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:48,458 Everybody out. 322 00:17:49,708 --> 00:17:50,708 Come on, come on. 323 00:17:50,791 --> 00:17:52,041 You really do that without a seatbelt? 324 00:17:52,125 --> 00:17:53,791 Come on Diego, let's get out. 325 00:17:54,208 --> 00:17:55,416 Help your great grandpa. 326 00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:57,875 Yes, help him, help him. 327 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,166 The car seat! 328 00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,291 The seat! 329 00:18:01,083 --> 00:18:03,000 The seat, please! 330 00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,291 Why are all these people here? 331 00:18:06,750 --> 00:18:08,750 Well, they like your book, I guess. 332 00:18:09,458 --> 00:18:11,916 So, just get up on stage and do your thing. 333 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,000 Oh, no. I can't. I can't. 334 00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,833 I mean, I don't speak a word of Spanish. 335 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:17,583 Oh, yeah. 336 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,625 Um, okay, okay. Uh... 337 00:19:04,458 --> 00:19:05,916 Yes, just next to it. 338 00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:11,833 Huh. 339 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:15,416 Oh. Hi. 340 00:19:19,958 --> 00:19:22,833 Please welcome 341 00:19:22,916 --> 00:19:25,166 the author of El Corazón Sensible... 342 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:26,958 Henry Copper! 343 00:19:31,708 --> 00:19:33,125 Er... Oh. 344 00:19:37,583 --> 00:19:39,083 Thank you. Gracias. 345 00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:43,500 Welcome, Mr Copper. 346 00:19:44,208 --> 00:19:48,875 First I'd like to thank you, on behalf of everyone here, 347 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:50,875 for this gift... 348 00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,541 ...this delicious book. 349 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:56,375 Um... They like the book. 350 00:19:57,625 --> 00:19:58,625 Well, er... 351 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,291 Thank you. Thank you very much. 352 00:20:03,291 --> 00:20:06,583 I would like to start, if I may, by asking you... 353 00:20:06,916 --> 00:20:10,791 ...how did you get the idea for this torrid romance? 354 00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:12,250 Okay. 355 00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:14,208 She wants to know where you got the idea. 356 00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:17,333 - The idea? Erm... - Mm-hmm. 357 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:18,500 Erm... 358 00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,708 Well, I guess the answer to that, erm, 359 00:20:22,791 --> 00:20:25,000 is, well, it... it's a mixture. 360 00:20:25,791 --> 00:20:29,041 It's a mixture of one's experience 361 00:20:29,125 --> 00:20:31,750 and, er, one's imagination. 362 00:20:31,833 --> 00:20:33,125 Oh! 363 00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:36,250 Experience and imagination. 364 00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,166 Ooh! 365 00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,541 Okay, okay, okay. 366 00:20:39,666 --> 00:20:41,541 You must be very imaginative then... 367 00:20:41,625 --> 00:20:42,750 and very experienced! 368 00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:46,041 Of course, when I say this I'm thinking 369 00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:48,458 of one particular part of the book. 370 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:50,916 Do you mind if I read it out loud? 371 00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:53,416 - Uh... - Er... 372 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,083 You know what? We would love to. 373 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:58,000 But Mr. Copper is a busy man. 374 00:20:58,083 --> 00:21:00,916 He has many things to do... novels to write... 375 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,708 OK. OK. I'll just read it quickly. Just quickly. 376 00:21:04,666 --> 00:21:05,750 Chapter nine, 377 00:21:05,833 --> 00:21:09,375 the morning after Claire meets Martin. 378 00:21:09,625 --> 00:21:10,666 She's going to read. 379 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:14,125 We've all read it, what's the point? 380 00:21:15,125 --> 00:21:17,625 "Every fibre of Claire's being was transformed... 381 00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:20,083 ...Martin's powerful desire 382 00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,958 had overcome her fear of love." 383 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,208 Claire was transformed. 384 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,541 What, that... that's it? 385 00:21:29,625 --> 00:21:31,250 It... It sounded like there was a bit more to it. 386 00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:32,875 I'm paraphrasing. 387 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,958 Right. 388 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:36,750 You describe the workings 389 00:21:36,833 --> 00:21:39,166 of desire, of lust, so well. 390 00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:40,625 Mm. 391 00:21:40,708 --> 00:21:42,166 It's incredible. 392 00:21:42,250 --> 00:21:44,750 And best of all it's like you understand what it is to be a 393 00:21:44,833 --> 00:21:47,875 man and a woman, sexually possessed. 394 00:21:49,916 --> 00:21:50,916 You're great. 395 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:54,791 Gracias. Thank you. 396 00:21:54,875 --> 00:21:57,000 May I read my favourite part? 397 00:21:57,083 --> 00:21:59,583 Another one? Dear God. 398 00:21:59,916 --> 00:22:02,291 I am going to read THE scene. 399 00:22:02,375 --> 00:22:03,625 Ooh! 400 00:22:03,708 --> 00:22:04,708 "That night 401 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,500 he came to her again, charged like a stallion." 402 00:22:08,291 --> 00:22:09,541 "Claire, he said, 403 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:13,666 we will always long for each other's touch, 404 00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,958 each other's taste, 405 00:22:16,041 --> 00:22:18,875 but it will always be forbidden." 406 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:20,416 Yeah, mm... 407 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:22,958 That night he came to her again. 408 00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:27,166 "Claire," he said, "We will always be together. 409 00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:30,625 "We will always be two minds in one body, 410 00:22:31,041 --> 00:22:32,791 - "two halves of one coin." - Okay. 411 00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:36,125 "But tonight let us forget the rules... 412 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:38,375 ...tonight we are unashamed, we are beasts... 413 00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,500 ...beasts in the desert heat." 414 00:22:41,916 --> 00:22:45,625 "Claire, he said, tonight... 415 00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:46,750 And that? 416 00:22:46,833 --> 00:22:47,958 Yeah, um... 417 00:22:48,625 --> 00:22:50,166 Um... 418 00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,250 But... Yeah. 419 00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:52,833 - Could someone else please? - No. 420 00:22:52,916 --> 00:22:53,916 I can do it. 421 00:22:55,208 --> 00:22:59,291 "Tonight, we are like beasts in the desert." 422 00:22:59,916 --> 00:23:01,041 "In the desert heat." 423 00:23:03,416 --> 00:23:05,000 Beasts in heat? 424 00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,750 That's... That's quite a free translation. 425 00:23:10,250 --> 00:23:11,333 Erm... 426 00:23:15,125 --> 00:23:17,083 - Please go on. - Okay. 427 00:23:17,666 --> 00:23:20,000 "Claire. Tonight... 428 00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,458 "Claire, tonight..." 429 00:23:35,708 --> 00:23:38,875 "Tonight, Claire, we part..." 430 00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,625 "...never to meet again. The end." 431 00:23:44,416 --> 00:23:46,041 That's not what it says! 432 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:47,583 You don't speak English at all. 433 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:48,958 She's making it up! 434 00:23:49,041 --> 00:23:50,041 What? 435 00:23:50,125 --> 00:23:51,250 Oh so now we're all translators! 436 00:23:51,333 --> 00:23:53,416 - She's a liar! - Yes! Translate it properly! 437 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,291 Yes! Translate it properly, you cow! 438 00:23:56,291 --> 00:23:58,791 Hey, hey... a little respect, no? 439 00:23:59,083 --> 00:24:01,291 I mean, I mean... 440 00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:02,375 Perhaps you would like to refresh 441 00:24:02,458 --> 00:24:03,458 your memory of the text. 442 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:04,583 Of course. Yeah. 443 00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:05,666 But... 444 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,125 What the hell is with this woman? 445 00:24:07,208 --> 00:24:08,291 It's her job... 446 00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,666 No, no, I'll read it. I'll read it! 447 00:24:11,166 --> 00:24:12,166 Okay. 448 00:24:12,375 --> 00:24:13,666 "Tonight we're unashamed. 449 00:24:13,750 --> 00:24:16,000 "Tonight we're beasts in the desert heat. 450 00:24:16,708 --> 00:24:18,125 "Tonight we... 451 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000 "We fudge." 452 00:24:20,333 --> 00:24:21,625 Er, sorry, I didn't quite... 453 00:24:21,916 --> 00:24:23,000 Louder! 454 00:24:23,625 --> 00:24:24,666 "Tonight... 455 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:28,500 "we fuck!" 456 00:24:30,125 --> 00:24:31,583 That's better! 457 00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:45,583 Erm... 458 00:24:45,666 --> 00:24:46,666 I'll just... 459 00:24:49,416 --> 00:24:51,250 Bravo, bravo! 460 00:24:51,583 --> 00:24:53,416 What was that all about? 461 00:24:53,500 --> 00:24:55,791 I think your mother is about to get into trouble. 462 00:25:02,750 --> 00:25:03,833 What was that? 463 00:25:05,916 --> 00:25:07,041 Er... 464 00:25:07,750 --> 00:25:10,833 What's going on, with the poster? 465 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:14,375 And why are people sending me naked videos of themselves? 466 00:25:15,125 --> 00:25:16,958 What have you done to my book? 467 00:25:17,500 --> 00:25:18,583 What...? 468 00:25:18,666 --> 00:25:20,166 I made some changes. 469 00:25:21,875 --> 00:25:23,041 "Some changes"? 470 00:25:23,916 --> 00:25:25,791 Okay, what other parts have you changed? 471 00:25:26,250 --> 00:25:27,458 Only the boring parts. 472 00:25:29,166 --> 00:25:30,541 Okay. It... 473 00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:32,750 It sounds like you've rewritten the whole book. 474 00:25:33,583 --> 00:25:36,000 Like I say, only the boring parts. 475 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:40,250 Hey, I'm not finished. 476 00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:43,083 Do you know how long it took me? 477 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,916 Five years of writing, rewriting, 478 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:47,875 waiting for the right phrase. 479 00:25:47,958 --> 00:25:49,416 I think maybe you waited too long. 480 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,833 Listen, and then you came along, 481 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,916 and you turned it into a bucket of filth. 482 00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:56,875 - "Filth"? - Yes, filth. 483 00:25:57,583 --> 00:25:58,583 Miss Rodríguez, 484 00:25:58,666 --> 00:26:01,416 my characters do not have sex, all right? 485 00:26:01,500 --> 00:26:03,333 Of course, of course not. 486 00:26:03,416 --> 00:26:05,208 A writer writes from experience. 487 00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:07,458 Oh. 488 00:26:08,875 --> 00:26:10,958 Do you know what? I can't believe you're defending 489 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:13,833 this monstrous sack of pornography. 490 00:26:14,291 --> 00:26:16,416 - It is not pornography. - It is pornography! 491 00:26:16,500 --> 00:26:20,166 Claire and Martin make love once, just like your parents. 492 00:26:20,583 --> 00:26:22,250 Don't bring my parents in... 493 00:26:24,958 --> 00:26:27,625 I can't believe this. I'm going mad. 494 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,625 Go on. Tell me, what else have you changed? 495 00:26:30,708 --> 00:26:32,791 Come on, what have you changed exactly? 496 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:36,833 Well, I took out some of the long descriptions. 497 00:26:36,958 --> 00:26:38,250 What long descriptions? 498 00:26:38,333 --> 00:26:40,916 You spend a page describing a bicycle 499 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,750 and a sentence describing the heroine. 500 00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:45,333 But that... that... that's... 501 00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:47,208 And I also improved the grammar. 502 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:49,791 There's nothing wrong with my grammar. 503 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,916 So you say, Mr. Writer? 504 00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:54,125 And I made Claire's husband gay. 505 00:26:54,208 --> 00:26:55,625 Well, I made it clear he was gay. 506 00:26:55,708 --> 00:26:56,708 He's not gay. 507 00:26:56,791 --> 00:26:58,250 - Why would you make him? - Come on. 508 00:26:58,666 --> 00:27:00,750 Come on, he was always gay. 509 00:27:00,833 --> 00:27:02,458 He just wasn't comfortable coming out to you. 510 00:27:02,958 --> 00:27:04,083 Oh. Oh-ho-ho! 511 00:27:04,166 --> 00:27:06,208 Pedro! So happy you're here now! 512 00:27:06,291 --> 00:27:07,416 Hi María! 513 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:10,250 Here he is, the love guru himself. 514 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,333 - Hello. - Hello. 515 00:27:11,416 --> 00:27:15,375 I am Pedro, your publisher. Welcome to Mexico City. 516 00:27:15,875 --> 00:27:16,916 I got you on TV. 517 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:19,750 But I have a publisher. Jen? 518 00:27:19,833 --> 00:27:22,541 No, no, no. Jen is your British publisher. 519 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:24,625 I am your Mexican publisher. 520 00:27:24,958 --> 00:27:27,458 We are going to have a swell time. Come on. 521 00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:30,791 - Did you say "TV"? - Yes. Are you excited? 522 00:27:30,916 --> 00:27:32,000 Where were you? 523 00:27:32,125 --> 00:27:33,791 T... TV interview? 524 00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,458 We were just talking, Grandpa. 525 00:27:35,541 --> 00:27:36,625 You're going to have fun. 526 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,166 I'll explain later. Get in! Get in! 527 00:27:38,250 --> 00:27:40,250 Come on. 528 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:09,500 Do you know what? I have one question. One Question. 529 00:28:09,583 --> 00:28:11,291 Why did you make Claire's husband gay? 530 00:28:11,375 --> 00:28:13,583 - Do you not like gay? - Ugh. Typical. 531 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:17,541 No, that's... Yes, I do like gay. 532 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:18,708 I... I... 533 00:28:19,416 --> 00:28:20,791 But Claire's husband isn't gay. 534 00:28:20,875 --> 00:28:21,875 It gives Claire a motive 535 00:28:21,958 --> 00:28:23,083 - for the affair. - "Affair"? 536 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,750 After she finds her husband in bed with Andrew. 537 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:26,541 Andrew? Who's Andrew? 538 00:28:27,041 --> 00:28:28,208 Martin's brother. 539 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,000 Martin doesn't have a brother. 540 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:31,250 Well, he does now. 541 00:28:31,833 --> 00:28:33,500 I made him a sexy plumber. 542 00:28:33,583 --> 00:28:35,583 I had to make chapter six more interesting. 543 00:28:36,541 --> 00:28:37,875 What was wrong with chapter six? 544 00:28:37,958 --> 00:28:39,166 Nothing happens. 545 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:41,583 Like, in chapter seven, and chapter five, 546 00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,583 and chapter three, and chapter one, 547 00:28:43,708 --> 00:28:46,291 and the entire book, nothing happens. Nothing. 548 00:28:46,958 --> 00:28:47,958 Stop the car. 549 00:28:51,416 --> 00:28:52,416 Stop the car! 550 00:29:03,625 --> 00:29:04,916 Damn English. 551 00:29:06,750 --> 00:29:08,416 Shoo, shoo. 552 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:10,750 Mama, shouldn't you say it's your book? 553 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,041 It seems really unfair. 554 00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,375 Welcome to the entire history of women, Diego. 555 00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,125 Hey. 556 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:24,583 I'm sorry, okay? 557 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,500 I'm sorry. 558 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:30,125 But nothing happens. Nobody does anything. 559 00:29:30,208 --> 00:29:31,750 Nobody says anything. 560 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,333 Everybody wanders around, like, 561 00:29:33,416 --> 00:29:35,500 "Can I just please have a glass of water 562 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,541 "while I describe this beautiful bicycle?" 563 00:29:37,625 --> 00:29:39,875 And then, boom. 564 00:29:39,958 --> 00:29:42,541 I mean, well, no boom. Boom is too exciting. 565 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,166 Then... Then, a squit. 566 00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:47,666 - "Squit"? - Yeah, squit. 567 00:29:48,375 --> 00:29:49,500 They fall in love, 568 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:51,750 if you can call it that. 569 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:53,791 I don't believe this. 570 00:29:56,625 --> 00:29:57,916 Do you know what? I... I don't believe this. 571 00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,541 First, you insult my book, then you insult me. 572 00:30:01,333 --> 00:30:03,500 Now I'm expected to go on television 573 00:30:03,583 --> 00:30:06,125 and... and say that this morass of filth 574 00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:08,375 is something that I wrote. 575 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:14,875 Do you know what? No, I've had enough. 576 00:30:15,958 --> 00:30:17,500 - Yeah, yeah. - Yup! Yup! 577 00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:20,166 - Okay. - Yes, okay! 578 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:25,666 God! Has anyone got any phone signal? 579 00:30:31,083 --> 00:30:32,416 Listen to me, both of you. 580 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,791 This book is a hit. 581 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:37,916 So please, work together, 582 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,833 and help me sell it, so we can all make some money. 583 00:30:40,958 --> 00:30:42,250 She has ruined my book, 584 00:30:42,333 --> 00:30:44,958 and I plan on telling every single person I meet. 585 00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:46,416 And then what? 586 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:47,791 You would be known as the idiot 587 00:30:47,875 --> 00:30:49,166 who didn't even read his own book. 588 00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,083 Worst, the man who said, 589 00:30:51,166 --> 00:30:52,750 "Oh, yes, my book is a success. 590 00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:54,500 "But I would like it more if it was a flop." 591 00:30:55,166 --> 00:30:57,000 A boring flop that nobody wants to read. 592 00:30:57,333 --> 00:30:58,958 Okay, María. You spiced it up. 593 00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:01,416 And now you think you wrote 50 Shades of Grey? 594 00:31:02,416 --> 00:31:03,708 But that book says on the cover 595 00:31:03,791 --> 00:31:05,250 "Henry Cooper," not "María Rodríguez." 596 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:06,500 Copper. 597 00:31:07,250 --> 00:31:08,666 María, you want to tell everybody? 598 00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,500 Okay, fine. We'll have a scandal, 599 00:31:11,583 --> 00:31:13,000 and the book dies a quick death. 600 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,416 So please, smile. 601 00:31:16,833 --> 00:31:20,125 Tell people what they want to hear. And get into the car. 602 00:31:20,750 --> 00:31:21,833 Argh. 603 00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:52,750 Does this car have air conditioning? 604 00:31:53,666 --> 00:31:57,625 No. It's a Volkswagen Beetle, not the Ritz hotel. 605 00:31:57,791 --> 00:32:00,000 Most cars have air conditioning. It's not rare. 606 00:32:02,041 --> 00:32:03,958 That's broken. Also... 607 00:32:06,291 --> 00:32:07,750 It is the radio! 608 00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:24,666 We're here! 609 00:32:25,666 --> 00:32:26,750 Are we? 610 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:31,500 Oh, for Pete's sake. 611 00:32:33,166 --> 00:32:35,375 You should see the one we rejected. 612 00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,291 Oh my God! 613 00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:41,000 Oh my God! 614 00:32:41,083 --> 00:32:43,458 It's you! Henry Copper! 615 00:32:43,541 --> 00:32:45,333 I love your book! 616 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:47,583 - Er, sorry? - Um... 617 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:49,166 "Oh, my God. It's you, Henry Copper. 618 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:50,375 "I love your book." 619 00:32:50,458 --> 00:32:53,791 Oh, my goodness. Thank you. Um... 620 00:32:53,916 --> 00:32:55,375 Sorry. This is my... 621 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:56,541 Er... Er... 622 00:32:56,625 --> 00:32:58,875 - María. Yeah. - My translator. 623 00:32:58,958 --> 00:33:00,583 - Hola. - Hi. 624 00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:01,666 I'm Beatriz. 625 00:33:01,750 --> 00:33:03,125 - Welcome to my show. - Thank you. 626 00:33:03,208 --> 00:33:04,208 El Corazón Sensible 627 00:33:04,291 --> 00:33:05,791 is my Beatriz Book Club Book of the Year. 628 00:33:05,875 --> 00:33:08,208 - Oh, wow. - I am so pleased to meet you. 629 00:33:08,291 --> 00:33:10,000 Yeah, nice to meet you, too. 630 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:12,166 Don't forget to give me your autograph after the show. 631 00:33:12,583 --> 00:33:13,833 You're so handsome! 632 00:33:19,375 --> 00:33:20,500 Maybe you can give her 633 00:33:20,583 --> 00:33:21,625 your phone number, too. 634 00:33:23,125 --> 00:33:24,625 Oh, God. 635 00:33:28,083 --> 00:33:30,875 My next guest is the author 636 00:33:30,958 --> 00:33:33,416 of the literary sensation of the year, 637 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:35,666 The Sensible Heart. 638 00:33:35,916 --> 00:33:40,833 I love this book! It makes me tingle inside! 639 00:33:40,916 --> 00:33:42,083 Henry, bienvenido. 640 00:33:42,166 --> 00:33:43,291 Welcome. 641 00:33:43,375 --> 00:33:45,375 Thank you. Thank you for having me, Beatriz. 642 00:33:45,666 --> 00:33:47,875 And his translator, María Rodeo. 643 00:33:48,125 --> 00:33:49,541 Uh, Rodríguez. 644 00:33:49,750 --> 00:33:52,666 Henry. You studied English literature 645 00:33:52,750 --> 00:33:53,791 - and the classics. - Yeah. 646 00:33:53,875 --> 00:33:55,333 So, people might expect your book 647 00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:57,000 to be boring, but it's not. 648 00:33:57,375 --> 00:33:59,250 It actually reads like a telenovela, 649 00:33:59,333 --> 00:34:01,250 like a really sexy soap opera. 650 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:03,583 Y... Yes. 651 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:04,958 Yeah. Well, er... 652 00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,833 I... I... I'm open to many influences. 653 00:34:08,833 --> 00:34:12,250 Er, not every story about love has to be about sex. 654 00:34:12,875 --> 00:34:14,250 You know, someone once wrote, 655 00:34:14,666 --> 00:34:18,875 "Chastity is the body in the soul's keeping." 656 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,000 Okay, but please tell us, 657 00:34:20,083 --> 00:34:21,875 what's your favorite telenovela? 658 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,875 The one with... with the twins... 659 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:34,916 and... and the president 660 00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:38,083 and the stray dog. 661 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:41,666 Of course. The Usurper! 662 00:34:41,750 --> 00:34:43,000 What a classic! 663 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,250 Ha. 664 00:34:45,333 --> 00:34:49,166 Yeah. Erm, but this novel, my work, erm, 665 00:34:50,208 --> 00:34:53,625 it's nothing like a telenovela. 666 00:34:53,708 --> 00:34:55,500 It's very, very different. The way I approached... 667 00:34:55,583 --> 00:34:57,041 What's wrong with telenovelas? 668 00:34:57,875 --> 00:35:00,000 I mean, telenovelas contain drama, 669 00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:01,875 excitement, emotion, story. 670 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:03,750 María, since you really like talking, 671 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:05,125 I have a question for you. 672 00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:07,833 Was it hard, as a mere translator, 673 00:35:07,916 --> 00:35:09,208 to convey the meaning 674 00:35:09,291 --> 00:35:12,000 of Señor Copper's amazing words? 675 00:35:12,583 --> 00:35:14,541 Thank you. Thank you. 676 00:35:16,125 --> 00:35:17,500 No. 677 00:35:17,583 --> 00:35:18,625 I just changed everything. 678 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:20,625 I'm sorry, what? 679 00:35:21,291 --> 00:35:22,500 Yes, I mean... 680 00:35:24,291 --> 00:35:27,500 ...I changed everything from English to Spanish... 681 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:29,416 ...making sure to keep 682 00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:32,500 the brilliant, amazing words of Mr. Copper. 683 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:35,541 You must feel very lucky? 684 00:35:37,250 --> 00:35:38,708 You have no idea. 685 00:35:40,041 --> 00:35:41,541 Yes. Yes. 686 00:35:42,166 --> 00:35:43,666 Yeah, we, er... 687 00:35:43,750 --> 00:35:45,166 We work very well together. 688 00:35:45,250 --> 00:35:46,250 Uh-huh. 689 00:35:48,833 --> 00:35:50,625 Always ask for a hardback. 690 00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,083 More money for the author... and me. 691 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:54,583 Oh, Henry, please... 692 00:35:54,666 --> 00:35:56,583 - Hola. - Hola. 693 00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:58,291 Your book has filled my heart with love 694 00:35:58,375 --> 00:36:01,041 and my body with desire. 695 00:36:01,125 --> 00:36:02,250 Next! Shoo, shoo. 696 00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:04,833 I thought you'd be more attractive in person. 697 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:06,583 You! 698 00:36:07,208 --> 00:36:11,250 Mr. Copper, I never understood men before I read this book. 699 00:36:11,333 --> 00:36:12,875 Now my bed is never empty! 700 00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:14,875 "Señor Copper, 701 00:36:14,958 --> 00:36:18,375 "your breath smells like a monkey's ass." 702 00:36:20,750 --> 00:36:22,000 Sí. 703 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:23,291 Gracias. 704 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:25,958 My partner and I dress 705 00:36:26,041 --> 00:36:27,583 as your characters for... 706 00:36:27,666 --> 00:36:29,041 ...our intimate moments. 707 00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:31,000 He and her partner 708 00:36:31,083 --> 00:36:33,375 dress as your characters, and they like to... 709 00:36:35,208 --> 00:36:36,791 Oh, come on. 710 00:36:36,875 --> 00:36:38,000 Give me your autograph. 711 00:36:38,333 --> 00:36:39,333 Okay. 712 00:36:39,416 --> 00:36:40,916 Here, here. Look! 713 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,541 Oh, God. This is happening. 714 00:36:46,083 --> 00:36:47,666 - Thank you. - Thank you. 715 00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:49,166 No, no. Stop, stop. 716 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,541 - Hola. - Hola. 717 00:36:51,958 --> 00:36:53,208 For Miguelito. 718 00:36:53,291 --> 00:36:55,500 Miguelito's having an orgasm. 719 00:36:56,916 --> 00:36:58,000 Gracias. 720 00:36:58,750 --> 00:36:59,875 Good luck. 721 00:37:22,666 --> 00:37:24,291 - Jen... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 722 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,083 Put some clothes on, please. 723 00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:29,500 Oh. 724 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:31,625 What are you doing up this late? 725 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,875 It's 9:00 p.m., 726 00:37:33,958 --> 00:37:35,416 which I realize isn't that late. 727 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:38,125 It's 3:00 where you are, though. Why? 728 00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:39,666 Henry, I'm just checking in. 729 00:37:39,750 --> 00:37:42,291 I'm hearing attendance is through the roof. 730 00:37:42,375 --> 00:37:43,708 So is my blood pressure. 731 00:37:43,791 --> 00:37:45,875 Jen, did you know my so-called translator 732 00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:47,000 has changed every single word? 733 00:37:47,083 --> 00:37:48,208 I think we've got a bad connection. 734 00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:50,041 - Every single word? - I'm not getting any of that. 735 00:37:50,125 --> 00:37:51,541 Jen? 736 00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,666 Listen, because of the following 737 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:55,375 you've been building over there, 738 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:56,875 The Sensible Heart 739 00:37:56,958 --> 00:37:59,500 is getting re-released in the UK. 740 00:37:59,583 --> 00:38:01,416 That's... That's... 741 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:03,333 - That's great news! - Yeah. 742 00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:04,875 - Right? That's... - Yeah. 743 00:38:04,958 --> 00:38:06,875 - That's good. - It is great news. 744 00:38:06,958 --> 00:38:08,041 What we're going to do, Henry, 745 00:38:08,125 --> 00:38:10,041 we're going to take the Mexican version, 746 00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,416 which is so popular, 747 00:38:11,500 --> 00:38:14,708 and we're going to have it translated back into English. 748 00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,041 Everyone's gonna love it. 749 00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:17,750 We've got a new jacket and everything. 750 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,458 Show me. 751 00:38:20,541 --> 00:38:22,000 - Huh? - Jen... 752 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:24,791 - Oh, the jacket, yeah... - Jen, show me. 753 00:38:25,916 --> 00:38:27,041 Hello. 754 00:38:28,458 --> 00:38:29,916 Jen... 755 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:31,041 God. 756 00:38:32,208 --> 00:38:33,208 Jen. 757 00:38:33,291 --> 00:38:34,333 What? 758 00:38:35,958 --> 00:38:38,166 Is it the nipple, Henry? We can lose the nipple. 759 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:39,250 - There's only one. - What's the point? 760 00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,166 You may as well just include a free poster 761 00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,458 of a couple having sex on the back of a horse. 762 00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:44,541 That's funny. 763 00:38:44,916 --> 00:38:46,708 Now, you're thinking, Henry. 764 00:38:46,791 --> 00:38:48,333 Don't actually do... Oh. 765 00:38:48,416 --> 00:38:49,916 Okay, sweet dreams. Talk soon. 766 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,125 Yeah, thanks. 767 00:38:51,208 --> 00:38:52,708 - Bye. - Thanks, Jen. Thanks. 768 00:39:00,416 --> 00:39:01,875 I need a drink. 769 00:39:15,958 --> 00:39:17,000 Hmm. 770 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,541 Killing someone else's darlings? 771 00:39:31,750 --> 00:39:33,416 I don't even know what that means. 772 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:37,000 - More translation? - I'm writing. 773 00:39:38,416 --> 00:39:40,250 Mm, I can see that. What are you writing? 774 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,208 Characters that is for a novel. 775 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:45,750 You should try it. 776 00:39:48,625 --> 00:39:50,666 Well, I'm sorry to be intruding. 777 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:52,541 I can go if you like. 778 00:39:52,625 --> 00:39:55,666 No, please. Just, be my guest. 779 00:39:56,583 --> 00:39:58,375 Only because I can't get back to sleep. 780 00:40:06,375 --> 00:40:07,375 So, tell me... 781 00:40:08,625 --> 00:40:09,625 What's it about, the novel? 782 00:40:10,541 --> 00:40:13,166 Everyone seems to like your ideas better than mine. 783 00:40:13,250 --> 00:40:14,375 Oh, no, no. 784 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:18,583 I don't have time to write it, anyway, so... 785 00:40:18,666 --> 00:40:19,708 So, what do you drink? 786 00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:21,958 Er, what are you drinking, beer? 787 00:40:23,500 --> 00:40:25,541 How do you even ask for a beer? 788 00:40:25,625 --> 00:40:28,125 Is it, "Uno beero, por favor"? 789 00:40:39,708 --> 00:40:40,708 Antonio? 790 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,000 What the hell? 791 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:44,708 What's up, María? 792 00:40:45,708 --> 00:40:46,708 What are you doing here? 793 00:40:47,041 --> 00:40:49,541 What am I doing here? What are YOU doing here? 794 00:40:50,166 --> 00:40:51,833 You said you were in San Miguel. 795 00:40:51,916 --> 00:40:54,083 Ah, yes. I did go. 796 00:40:54,166 --> 00:40:55,750 We had the recording session, 797 00:40:55,833 --> 00:40:57,041 and I did really well! 798 00:40:57,750 --> 00:41:01,958 I'm sorry, I know I should have told you. 799 00:41:02,041 --> 00:41:03,791 But that's how these things are... 800 00:41:03,875 --> 00:41:05,625 ...they invited me on a tour so here I am. 801 00:41:12,333 --> 00:41:13,833 Where is Diego? 802 00:41:14,333 --> 00:41:16,541 Where do you think? Sleeping. 803 00:41:18,625 --> 00:41:21,291 Let's see. You left my son alone? 804 00:41:22,791 --> 00:41:24,833 You really are unbelievable. 805 00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:35,416 Everything all right? 806 00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:39,541 Who... Who was that? 807 00:41:39,625 --> 00:41:41,416 Oh, um, nobody. 808 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:43,875 He's... He's a nobody. 809 00:41:44,583 --> 00:41:45,583 Sorry. 810 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:11,875 Where are we going? 811 00:42:11,958 --> 00:42:13,000 Palenque. 812 00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:15,250 Our last stop before we all go home. 813 00:42:15,625 --> 00:42:16,916 It's an old Mayan city. 814 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,500 Is it far? 815 00:42:18,583 --> 00:42:19,958 Only, like, 10 hours. 816 00:42:22,666 --> 00:42:23,833 Ten? 817 00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,000 Henry. 818 00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:46,625 It's so cold. Why is it so cold? 819 00:42:47,041 --> 00:42:48,583 Because it's Mexico, it has to be hot? 820 00:42:49,166 --> 00:42:50,500 Well, yes. 821 00:42:51,000 --> 00:42:52,708 Unbelievable. 822 00:42:52,791 --> 00:42:54,333 I never met anyone who was racist 823 00:42:54,416 --> 00:42:55,416 about the weather before. 824 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,458 I mean, do you hear me say, 825 00:42:57,541 --> 00:42:58,916 "It's always raining in England"? 826 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,375 But it is always raining in England. 827 00:43:01,458 --> 00:43:02,500 Here! 828 00:43:04,166 --> 00:43:05,416 Oh, gracias. 829 00:43:15,625 --> 00:43:16,666 Erm... 830 00:43:17,250 --> 00:43:18,833 What sort of blanket is this? 831 00:43:19,166 --> 00:43:21,208 It belonged to my Alicia. 832 00:43:21,291 --> 00:43:23,125 Was... Was... Was that your wife? 833 00:43:23,208 --> 00:43:25,250 No, my dog. 834 00:43:25,833 --> 00:43:27,083 I miss her. 835 00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:31,500 She died in... in that blanket. 836 00:43:37,375 --> 00:43:38,916 Ay, no! 837 00:43:43,791 --> 00:43:44,958 Hold this. 838 00:43:45,458 --> 00:43:46,625 Okay. Wow. 839 00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,291 It's a tire. 840 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:52,291 Yes, sorry, this just really isn't my area. 841 00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:54,083 Anyone can see that. 842 00:43:54,166 --> 00:43:55,166 Is it that obvious? 843 00:43:55,708 --> 00:43:56,708 Yeah. 844 00:43:57,458 --> 00:43:59,041 You've had an easy life. 845 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:01,166 Well, that's not true. 846 00:44:01,708 --> 00:44:02,916 Isn't it? 847 00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:05,250 Okay, let me tell you the life you've lived. 848 00:44:07,708 --> 00:44:10,416 A beautiful house with garden. 849 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:14,833 Private school, university, and now you're a writer. 850 00:44:15,416 --> 00:44:18,000 And you're not rich, but you have an easy life. 851 00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:20,083 And maybe, sometimes, 852 00:44:20,166 --> 00:44:22,500 you get a sore finger from typing too much. 853 00:44:23,541 --> 00:44:26,708 I'm sure the life of a translator must be awful. 854 00:44:27,708 --> 00:44:29,000 Is that what you think I am? 855 00:44:30,041 --> 00:44:31,041 A translator? 856 00:44:34,791 --> 00:44:37,708 I work in a bar. And when I don't work in a bar, 857 00:44:38,458 --> 00:44:39,583 I work in a kitchen. 858 00:44:39,666 --> 00:44:41,958 And when I don't do that, I go to sleep. 859 00:44:43,250 --> 00:44:45,583 And if I'm lucky, sometimes, I make notes for a novel 860 00:44:45,666 --> 00:44:47,375 that I'll never have time to write. 861 00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:51,000 So, like I said, 862 00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,666 you have an easy life. 863 00:44:54,833 --> 00:44:56,375 You know, 864 00:44:56,458 --> 00:44:57,833 I could tell from reading your book 865 00:44:57,916 --> 00:44:59,666 that you don't know anything about life. 866 00:45:01,875 --> 00:45:03,875 You have no experience. 867 00:45:04,708 --> 00:45:05,958 Yes, I do. 868 00:45:06,041 --> 00:45:07,416 - Of course, I do. Yes, I do. - No, you don't. 869 00:45:07,500 --> 00:45:08,750 And you've never been in love. 870 00:45:08,833 --> 00:45:09,833 How do you know that? 871 00:45:09,916 --> 00:45:11,458 I told you, I read your book. 872 00:45:12,541 --> 00:45:15,375 This pure love you talk about doesn't exist. 873 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:17,583 Aah! 874 00:45:18,750 --> 00:45:19,750 You okay? 875 00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:23,250 Do you want me to...? 876 00:45:25,708 --> 00:45:27,708 You know, the only reason you're even here 877 00:45:27,791 --> 00:45:30,291 is because of the words I wrote about love. 878 00:45:30,375 --> 00:45:31,958 Do you know how that feels? 879 00:45:32,750 --> 00:45:35,083 Do you want to know what love is? 880 00:45:36,125 --> 00:45:37,541 Love is being lied to. 881 00:45:38,166 --> 00:45:40,125 Love leaves you stranded... 882 00:45:40,208 --> 00:45:42,583 ...alone, and penniless... 883 00:45:42,666 --> 00:45:44,000 ...with a grandfather and a child 884 00:45:44,083 --> 00:45:46,375 who won't let you even breathe... 885 00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:48,500 Ay, Diego... 886 00:45:49,291 --> 00:45:51,083 Diego, listen to me... 887 00:45:51,166 --> 00:45:52,458 No, no I didn't mean it! 888 00:45:53,875 --> 00:45:55,958 Diego, Diego, Diego... 889 00:46:07,125 --> 00:46:08,125 Erm... 890 00:46:08,666 --> 00:46:09,666 Let me try. 891 00:46:10,541 --> 00:46:11,625 Mm. 892 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:24,250 - Hola. - Hola. 893 00:46:26,041 --> 00:46:27,041 Er... 894 00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:28,958 Hi, can I sit? 895 00:46:31,541 --> 00:46:32,541 Yup. 896 00:46:32,916 --> 00:46:33,916 Okay. 897 00:46:36,916 --> 00:46:38,250 Okay. 898 00:46:39,125 --> 00:46:40,125 Er... 899 00:46:41,041 --> 00:46:42,041 Whew. 900 00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:43,958 The only, er... 901 00:46:44,875 --> 00:46:47,458 The only thing I remember about being a child 902 00:46:48,083 --> 00:46:49,958 is just how bloody awful it is. 903 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:53,708 Yeah, everyone telling you what to do. 904 00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:56,666 I mean, literally everyone. 905 00:46:56,875 --> 00:46:58,208 Your parents... 906 00:46:59,208 --> 00:47:00,458 Teachers... 907 00:47:00,958 --> 00:47:02,500 Even the lollipop men. 908 00:47:04,625 --> 00:47:06,041 Do you have lollipop men here? 909 00:47:06,125 --> 00:47:07,625 I don't speak English. 910 00:47:09,791 --> 00:47:11,500 Right. Yeah. 911 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,625 Don't speak... 912 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:16,083 Ooh, here we go. 913 00:47:16,166 --> 00:47:18,750 One moment. 914 00:47:19,458 --> 00:47:20,458 I don't suppose 915 00:47:20,541 --> 00:47:22,333 there's a child-parent section here, 916 00:47:22,416 --> 00:47:23,750 but let's have a go. 917 00:47:23,833 --> 00:47:24,958 Er... 918 00:47:25,416 --> 00:47:26,500 Okay. 919 00:47:26,583 --> 00:47:27,625 Er... 920 00:47:27,708 --> 00:47:29,750 I wish... to buy... 921 00:47:29,833 --> 00:47:30,833 some hens. 922 00:47:32,583 --> 00:47:33,625 No, I know. 923 00:47:35,166 --> 00:47:37,083 Your mother... 924 00:47:37,166 --> 00:47:38,833 is... 925 00:47:38,916 --> 00:47:39,916 ill. 926 00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:42,000 No. No, no... 927 00:47:42,083 --> 00:47:44,750 Your mother... is... angry. 928 00:47:46,208 --> 00:47:47,250 But... 929 00:47:47,791 --> 00:47:48,791 I love you. 930 00:47:49,291 --> 00:47:50,291 I love you. 931 00:47:50,958 --> 00:47:52,750 She... loves you. 932 00:47:53,375 --> 00:47:54,541 She... loves you. 933 00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:57,000 Erm, the woman... 934 00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,083 is crazy... 935 00:47:59,833 --> 00:48:01,583 ...but she loves you... 936 00:48:01,666 --> 00:48:03,916 because, er... 937 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,041 ...you are... 938 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:07,125 her husband. 939 00:48:09,375 --> 00:48:10,458 Her man. 940 00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:15,916 She is angry, erm... 941 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 with me because... 942 00:48:18,083 --> 00:48:19,583 I am... 943 00:48:20,875 --> 00:48:21,875 a spoon. 944 00:48:24,125 --> 00:48:25,875 Please... 945 00:48:25,958 --> 00:48:27,125 show me... 946 00:48:27,208 --> 00:48:28,250 your towels. 947 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:30,583 Er... 948 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,500 I have broken my bottom. 949 00:48:38,875 --> 00:48:39,875 Erm... 950 00:48:40,791 --> 00:48:41,833 You understand? 951 00:48:42,666 --> 00:48:44,291 Mm. 952 00:48:44,791 --> 00:48:45,791 It's okay. 953 00:48:47,541 --> 00:48:48,541 Er... 954 00:48:56,875 --> 00:48:57,875 Smile! 955 00:49:00,416 --> 00:49:01,583 Very good, Pedro, very good. 956 00:49:01,666 --> 00:49:03,541 Mama, you didn't say he was funny! 957 00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:05,166 Where were you? 958 00:49:07,291 --> 00:49:08,291 Ay. 959 00:49:08,375 --> 00:49:10,291 Can you forgive me, son? 960 00:49:10,375 --> 00:49:11,750 Mm. Mm-hmm. 961 00:49:13,958 --> 00:49:15,833 I'm sorry my love. 962 00:49:15,916 --> 00:49:17,541 Can I have a hug? 963 00:49:58,375 --> 00:49:59,375 I must say, they're saying 964 00:49:59,458 --> 00:50:00,958 some nice things about the book. 965 00:50:31,125 --> 00:50:33,000 Oh, thank you. 966 00:50:38,875 --> 00:50:40,458 What is this? 967 00:50:42,208 --> 00:50:43,416 Is this for us? 968 00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:48,291 Hey! Wait, wait, wait! 969 00:50:48,375 --> 00:50:49,375 Oh, my God! 970 00:50:49,458 --> 00:50:50,500 This is crazy. 971 00:50:52,791 --> 00:50:54,083 Wow. 972 00:50:54,166 --> 00:50:55,166 Gracias. 973 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:32,375 Good evening, everybody, and welcome 974 00:51:32,458 --> 00:51:35,166 to a very special event, live on TV 975 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:37,666 across this beautiful nation. And tonight, 976 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:41,250 I am very proud to present the author of an amazing book, 977 00:51:41,333 --> 00:51:42,708 El Corazón Sensible. 978 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:45,375 Henry Copper. Welcome! 979 00:51:48,875 --> 00:51:49,875 Gracias. 980 00:51:49,958 --> 00:51:51,916 And with him, his translator... 981 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,333 María Rodríguez! 982 00:51:53,416 --> 00:51:54,791 Yes, María! 983 00:51:54,875 --> 00:51:55,916 María Rodríguez, that's right. 984 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,000 That's me. 985 00:51:57,083 --> 00:51:58,375 You already have fans. 986 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:01,291 Do you have the TV remote? Turn it up! 987 00:52:01,375 --> 00:52:04,041 One of the main themes 988 00:52:04,125 --> 00:52:06,083 of this wonderful book of yours 989 00:52:06,166 --> 00:52:08,666 is the relationship between two people 990 00:52:08,750 --> 00:52:10,875 that really care and love each other. 991 00:52:10,958 --> 00:52:12,333 Whether it's a man and a woman... 992 00:52:12,416 --> 00:52:13,416 Yes. 993 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:14,625 Or a woman and a woman... 994 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:17,208 Page 92! 995 00:52:19,166 --> 00:52:21,000 Yes, er... 996 00:52:21,083 --> 00:52:22,083 Indeed. 997 00:52:22,166 --> 00:52:25,750 Even though the book is quite, er, lively, 998 00:52:26,333 --> 00:52:29,958 what it's really about, for me, is love. 999 00:52:31,250 --> 00:52:32,625 Love is, 1000 00:52:32,708 --> 00:52:34,791 well, love is at the heart of everything, isn't it? 1001 00:52:34,875 --> 00:52:38,291 It's the one thing that we're, all of us, searching for. 1002 00:52:38,708 --> 00:52:42,541 For me, love is patience, more than passion. 1003 00:52:43,750 --> 00:52:44,875 But, Henry, your book 1004 00:52:44,958 --> 00:52:47,375 is completely full of passion, isn't it? 1005 00:52:47,458 --> 00:52:48,458 Mm-hmm. 1006 00:52:48,541 --> 00:52:50,083 Well, at least, passion about sex, anyway. 1007 00:52:50,166 --> 00:52:51,458 Mm-hmm. 1008 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,916 Yes, it is. 1009 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:55,291 That it is. 1010 00:52:55,375 --> 00:52:57,541 Er, but I think there was something 1011 00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:00,291 that was slightly lost in the translation. 1012 00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:01,375 Erm... 1013 00:53:01,458 --> 00:53:04,541 Well, you know, maybe love itself is not good. 1014 00:53:05,750 --> 00:53:09,250 'Cause love is a dream, right? It's a... It's a mirage. 1015 00:53:09,666 --> 00:53:11,750 Love will always let us down. 1016 00:53:12,291 --> 00:53:13,750 People let us down. 1017 00:53:13,833 --> 00:53:15,875 People are flawed. 1018 00:53:15,958 --> 00:53:17,125 Er... 1019 00:53:17,208 --> 00:53:19,208 Love is an ideal. 1020 00:53:20,250 --> 00:53:23,500 And ideals, unlike people, are not real. 1021 00:53:28,333 --> 00:53:29,750 Well... Sorry. 1022 00:53:29,833 --> 00:53:31,791 - We agree to disagree. - Yeah. 1023 00:53:31,875 --> 00:53:33,500 Who is this guy? 1024 00:53:37,041 --> 00:53:41,250 I am going to name my child after you. 1025 00:53:42,250 --> 00:53:43,791 Er, you don't need to do that. 1026 00:53:43,875 --> 00:53:45,333 - Yes! - No. 1027 00:53:45,416 --> 00:53:47,583 Henry Copper Valdez. 1028 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:50,333 - That's good, hmm? - Órale. 1029 00:53:50,416 --> 00:53:52,875 Er, but... But what if it's a girl? 1030 00:53:54,500 --> 00:53:55,833 You could call her María. 1031 00:53:55,916 --> 00:53:57,333 - There you go. - Nah. 1032 00:53:57,416 --> 00:53:58,416 Erm... 1033 00:53:58,500 --> 00:54:00,958 Henrietta Copper Valdez. 1034 00:54:01,041 --> 00:54:02,833 Henrietta. 1035 00:54:02,916 --> 00:54:07,000 Henry, we wrote our own fan fiction 1036 00:54:07,083 --> 00:54:08,541 based on your book. 1037 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:13,125 Wow, guys. 1038 00:54:13,208 --> 00:54:14,708 - You like it? - Oh, wow. 1039 00:54:14,791 --> 00:54:16,375 It's fantastic. 1040 00:54:16,875 --> 00:54:18,541 Just a quick... Who is this? 1041 00:54:18,625 --> 00:54:20,041 It's Thomas. 1042 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:21,125 Thomas the chauffeur! 1043 00:54:21,708 --> 00:54:23,125 The love machine. 1044 00:54:23,208 --> 00:54:25,458 Yes, he is. 1045 00:54:25,541 --> 00:54:28,500 Thomas, with the big heart, 1046 00:54:28,583 --> 00:54:30,333 who makes love to everyone in the book. 1047 00:54:30,708 --> 00:54:31,916 - To everyone? - Everyone. 1048 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,166 Everyone. 1049 00:54:33,250 --> 00:54:35,083 To everyone. There we go. 1050 00:54:35,166 --> 00:54:36,583 Henry Copper... 1051 00:54:38,291 --> 00:54:40,291 Henry Copper... 1052 00:54:46,458 --> 00:54:48,125 Who are you? 1053 00:55:02,791 --> 00:55:04,250 I know you're there. 1054 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:06,375 I can hear your English breathing. 1055 00:55:10,916 --> 00:55:11,916 English people don't breathe 1056 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:13,708 any differently to other people. 1057 00:55:13,791 --> 00:55:14,791 Of course they do. 1058 00:55:15,416 --> 00:55:17,041 It's all that roast beef. 1059 00:55:17,125 --> 00:55:18,250 "Roast beef"? 1060 00:55:18,333 --> 00:55:19,958 Roast beef, yeah. 1061 00:55:21,875 --> 00:55:23,125 Are you following me, 1062 00:55:24,166 --> 00:55:26,083 with that bottle of tequila? 1063 00:55:27,041 --> 00:55:28,208 Mm-hmm. 1064 00:55:29,791 --> 00:55:31,666 Are you flirting with me? 1065 00:55:34,791 --> 00:55:35,791 No, er... 1066 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:40,458 Since it's my last night in Mexico, 1067 00:55:40,541 --> 00:55:42,791 I just thought you might wanna share it. 1068 00:55:42,875 --> 00:55:44,083 It's a big bottle. Er, I don't know, 1069 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:46,083 someone gave it to me at the fan event. 1070 00:55:46,166 --> 00:55:48,000 Mm. Let's drink! 1071 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:49,291 - Yeah, okay. - Yeah. 1072 00:55:50,666 --> 00:55:51,666 Mmm. 1073 00:55:53,125 --> 00:55:54,500 I like it here. 1074 00:55:54,583 --> 00:55:56,083 - Yes, right? - Yeah. 1075 00:55:56,166 --> 00:55:58,875 - It's so cool. - Ah, it's hot. 1076 00:55:58,958 --> 00:56:00,875 You English. 1077 00:56:00,958 --> 00:56:03,000 Always so... 1078 00:56:03,083 --> 00:56:04,625 What was that? 1079 00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:06,583 What was that? Was that a tiger? 1080 00:56:07,708 --> 00:56:09,125 A tiger? 1081 00:56:09,208 --> 00:56:11,000 Or a lion? I... I don't know. 1082 00:56:11,083 --> 00:56:13,083 Oh, yeah, yeah, the famous Mexican lion. 1083 00:56:13,750 --> 00:56:15,375 Okay, what was it? What was that? 1084 00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:17,500 - It's the monkeys. - The monkeys? 1085 00:56:17,583 --> 00:56:19,208 That was... That was a monkey? 1086 00:56:19,291 --> 00:56:20,375 - That was a monkey. - Sounded like a dragon. 1087 00:56:23,416 --> 00:56:24,625 What? 1088 00:56:24,708 --> 00:56:26,416 - You were scared. - I was scared. 1089 00:56:26,500 --> 00:56:28,541 Just for a minute. 1090 00:56:29,000 --> 00:56:31,625 And you don't mind saying that? 1091 00:56:31,708 --> 00:56:32,750 Why would I? 1092 00:56:33,916 --> 00:56:35,458 No, it's just that a lot of men would rather 1093 00:56:35,541 --> 00:56:37,583 be killed by a monkey than, you know, 1094 00:56:37,666 --> 00:56:39,250 admit they were scared. 1095 00:56:42,083 --> 00:56:43,583 - Salud. - Cheers to that. 1096 00:56:48,708 --> 00:56:49,958 Oh, wow. 1097 00:56:51,541 --> 00:56:54,375 Who was that man? 1098 00:56:54,458 --> 00:56:56,333 - Mm... - From the other night. 1099 00:56:56,416 --> 00:56:59,541 Mexico City, in the bar. 1100 00:57:01,041 --> 00:57:02,041 Uh... 1101 00:57:02,125 --> 00:57:03,708 Diego's father, isn't it? 1102 00:57:05,666 --> 00:57:08,250 Uh-huh. Yeah, he is. 1103 00:57:09,333 --> 00:57:12,250 He looks like the kind of man who isn't afraid of anything. 1104 00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:13,708 - Antonio? - Mm. 1105 00:57:13,791 --> 00:57:15,375 He's scared of nothing... 1106 00:57:16,416 --> 00:57:18,375 except being with his own family. 1107 00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:21,708 Why do you mention him? 1108 00:57:23,375 --> 00:57:24,375 No reason. 1109 00:57:28,375 --> 00:57:29,458 It's funny. 1110 00:57:31,166 --> 00:57:33,041 I usually find it hard talking to women. 1111 00:57:34,791 --> 00:57:36,291 It's not hard. 1112 00:57:36,625 --> 00:57:39,208 You just have to say, "María, 1113 00:57:39,291 --> 00:57:40,625 "you're an amazing writer 1114 00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:42,250 "and an incredible person." 1115 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,375 What do you mean, you can't talk to women? 1116 00:57:44,791 --> 00:57:46,541 Er... I don't know. 1117 00:57:47,333 --> 00:57:49,250 I went to a same-sex boarding school. 1118 00:57:50,583 --> 00:57:51,958 The only woman I've ever really known well 1119 00:57:52,041 --> 00:57:53,041 is my mother. 1120 00:57:53,125 --> 00:57:55,250 And she died when I was young, so... 1121 00:57:55,333 --> 00:57:57,083 Oh, I'm sorry. 1122 00:57:58,375 --> 00:58:00,083 And how about your father? 1123 00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:05,250 My father was distant. 1124 00:58:06,625 --> 00:58:08,041 Yeah. I mean, literally. 1125 00:58:08,125 --> 00:58:10,125 He was a missionary 1126 00:58:10,625 --> 00:58:12,166 in the Antarctic. 1127 00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:15,416 And then he was eaten by a seal. 1128 00:58:16,041 --> 00:58:17,041 What? 1129 00:58:17,125 --> 00:58:19,750 Or was it dang vicious penguins? 1130 00:58:21,208 --> 00:58:22,291 I'm kidding. 1131 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:26,166 You are a strange man, Henry Copper. 1132 00:58:27,708 --> 00:58:28,750 Erm... 1133 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:35,541 Back at our rooms. 1134 00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,541 Oh, yeah. Yeah, we better go in then. 1135 00:58:42,041 --> 00:58:43,833 Yeah, an early start tomorrow. 1136 00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:45,166 Hmm. 1137 00:58:48,500 --> 00:58:49,541 Thank you. 1138 00:58:50,791 --> 00:58:52,000 Thank you. 1139 00:58:52,083 --> 00:58:54,500 No, thank you. 1140 00:58:54,583 --> 00:58:56,458 No, seriously, it was... it was... 1141 00:58:58,125 --> 00:58:59,125 fun. 1142 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,375 So... 1143 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:04,708 Good night, Henry Copper. 1144 00:59:09,708 --> 00:59:10,791 Goodnight. 1145 00:59:35,166 --> 00:59:37,125 Are you ready to go home, Henry? 1146 00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,000 Yeah. 1147 00:59:40,125 --> 00:59:41,708 - Okay, let's go. - No, no, no. 1148 00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:42,833 Henry, give me your tablet. 1149 00:59:42,916 --> 00:59:44,750 - Give me your tablet. - What? 1150 00:59:44,833 --> 00:59:47,833 How you say, let's take one for the road. 1151 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:50,416 On the count of three, say "Pedro!" 1152 00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:52,208 One, two, three... 1153 00:59:52,291 --> 00:59:53,833 Pedro. 1154 00:59:55,208 --> 00:59:56,208 Okay. 1155 00:59:56,291 --> 00:59:59,583 Well, that's it. Er, thank you. 1156 00:59:59,666 --> 01:00:01,541 - Okay. - Max, Pedro. 1157 01:00:01,666 --> 01:00:02,666 Let's go! 1158 01:00:04,333 --> 01:00:05,583 Bye, Diego. 1159 01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:10,500 The sky is... 1160 01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:12,958 cloudy. 1161 01:00:13,041 --> 01:00:14,750 - Cloudy. - Cloudy. 1162 01:00:16,166 --> 01:00:18,666 It look... 1163 01:00:18,750 --> 01:00:21,166 like rain. 1164 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:22,333 Very good. 1165 01:00:27,125 --> 01:00:28,583 Okay. 1166 01:00:28,666 --> 01:00:29,958 - Goodbye, Henry. - Adiós. 1167 01:00:30,041 --> 01:00:31,583 Come on son, get in the car. 1168 01:00:36,083 --> 01:00:37,166 She hates goodbyes. 1169 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,125 Expecting someone? 1170 01:01:14,208 --> 01:01:15,458 No. 1171 01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:18,333 For you and me. 1172 01:01:18,416 --> 01:01:20,291 But I'm working, Antonio. 1173 01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:22,416 María, the place is empty. 1174 01:01:25,250 --> 01:01:28,125 - Come on, sit with me! - Ok, fine. 1175 01:01:33,333 --> 01:01:38,166 So where's your British friend? 1176 01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:40,208 Ah! So you're watching me? 1177 01:01:40,291 --> 01:01:41,791 I'm not watching you, it's just social media! 1178 01:01:41,875 --> 01:01:42,916 Yes, you're watching me! 1179 01:01:43,000 --> 01:01:45,500 No! You open social media and photos start to show up... 1180 01:01:45,583 --> 01:01:46,625 Uh-huh. 1181 01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:48,125 Anyway. This is why I came. 1182 01:01:53,083 --> 01:01:54,666 For Diego and for you. 1183 01:01:55,041 --> 01:01:56,041 From the gig. 1184 01:01:56,125 --> 01:01:57,416 Thank you. 1185 01:01:58,708 --> 01:02:00,625 I'll take it off what you owe me. 1186 01:02:00,708 --> 01:02:03,125 It's not that much! 1187 01:02:03,208 --> 01:02:04,250 Mm-hmm. 1188 01:02:06,291 --> 01:02:07,583 Um... 1189 01:02:09,416 --> 01:02:10,458 You're wearing the shirt you had on 1190 01:02:10,541 --> 01:02:11,791 when I first met you. 1191 01:02:13,875 --> 01:02:15,625 And the truth is... 1192 01:02:16,666 --> 01:02:18,750 ...you look just as beautiful and as sexy. 1193 01:02:20,541 --> 01:02:21,958 Hmm. 1194 01:02:22,041 --> 01:02:24,875 Thanks for reminding me I have no new clothes. 1195 01:02:31,875 --> 01:02:33,583 María, how are you? 1196 01:02:35,166 --> 01:02:36,250 Hey, María. 1197 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:42,958 You know you can count on me, right? 1198 01:02:43,041 --> 01:02:45,458 - Mm-hmm. - You can trust me. 1199 01:02:45,541 --> 01:02:46,791 We're a family. 1200 01:02:54,875 --> 01:02:56,916 Have you ever... 1201 01:02:59,916 --> 01:03:01,750 Have you ever had a week where... 1202 01:03:03,125 --> 01:03:05,166 ...where everything made sense? 1203 01:03:07,041 --> 01:03:08,666 As if... 1204 01:03:09,541 --> 01:03:13,291 ...as if your life was just as you dreamt it? 1205 01:03:15,541 --> 01:03:17,875 And then suddenly... 1206 01:03:17,958 --> 01:03:20,666 ...you come back to reality and... 1207 01:03:22,125 --> 01:03:23,458 ...it's over. 1208 01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:27,333 Nevermind, forget it. Pretend I didn't say anything. 1209 01:03:27,416 --> 01:03:29,333 Hey, hey, hey... 1210 01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:31,250 I understand. 1211 01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:34,000 I understand perfectly. 1212 01:03:36,375 --> 01:03:38,583 We've all been through moments like these. 1213 01:03:42,541 --> 01:03:43,791 Come on! 1214 01:03:44,208 --> 01:03:46,166 Why don't we go somewhere else? 1215 01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:49,708 This place is a little depressing, isn't it? 1216 01:03:49,791 --> 01:03:52,291 We could go somewhere else and talk. 1217 01:03:52,708 --> 01:03:53,833 Talk? 1218 01:03:53,916 --> 01:03:55,458 Though not at my house 1219 01:03:55,541 --> 01:03:58,083 because my roommates are having another party... 1220 01:03:58,166 --> 01:03:59,625 ...and you know how it gets. 1221 01:04:01,000 --> 01:04:03,541 Ok. Let's go to mine. 1222 01:04:04,708 --> 01:04:07,125 But just to talk. 1223 01:04:07,750 --> 01:04:09,708 Just to talk. 1224 01:04:40,791 --> 01:04:42,125 - Jen. - Henry! 1225 01:04:42,208 --> 01:04:44,791 Oh, I am so glad I caught you. Did you check in yet? 1226 01:04:44,875 --> 01:04:47,583 No, my flight's been delayed. 1227 01:04:47,666 --> 01:04:48,875 Good. Don't. 1228 01:04:48,958 --> 01:04:50,083 - What? - First off... 1229 01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,250 "Don't"? 1230 01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:53,500 The new edition is doing really well. 1231 01:04:53,583 --> 01:04:55,666 - And... - And that makes me happy. 1232 01:04:55,750 --> 01:04:56,791 I'm not finished. 1233 01:04:56,875 --> 01:04:58,791 We need a new novel. 1234 01:05:00,041 --> 01:05:02,333 We want a new Henry Copper book. 1235 01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:04,375 Oh... 1236 01:05:05,333 --> 01:05:06,333 What? 1237 01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:09,125 And we need it in ten weeks. Ahh! 1238 01:05:09,208 --> 01:05:10,666 - Ten weeks? Jen, I... - I know. 1239 01:05:10,750 --> 01:05:12,416 Jen, I can't write a novel in ten weeks. 1240 01:05:12,500 --> 01:05:13,833 I know it's a crazy deadline, Henry. 1241 01:05:13,916 --> 01:05:15,041 But we figured it was doable 1242 01:05:15,125 --> 01:05:17,958 if you did it with, um, your translator. 1243 01:05:19,125 --> 01:05:21,250 - M... María? - Yes. 1244 01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:24,500 What do you say? 1245 01:05:27,375 --> 01:05:28,750 - Erm... - Henry... 1246 01:05:28,833 --> 01:05:33,416 You would... You would make a lot of money from this. 1247 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:34,750 But this is my creation. 1248 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:37,333 - You know? It's my... - Oh, come on, Henry. 1249 01:05:37,416 --> 01:05:39,375 We both know that's not totally true. 1250 01:05:40,958 --> 01:05:42,083 Hmm? 1251 01:05:42,166 --> 01:05:43,166 From what I understand, 1252 01:05:43,250 --> 01:05:46,000 Ms. Rodríguez made quite a material contribution 1253 01:05:46,083 --> 01:05:47,208 to the new version. 1254 01:05:47,291 --> 01:05:48,916 Mostly sex, Jen. 1255 01:05:49,416 --> 01:05:52,541 Which was integral to the entire storyline 1256 01:05:52,625 --> 01:05:54,625 of the version that people actually liked, Henry. 1257 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:58,875 It sounds to me like she breathed 1258 01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,416 some life into your book. 1259 01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,833 She did that, all right. 1260 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:04,208 Look, you don't even have to be in the same room. 1261 01:06:05,583 --> 01:06:06,916 Wouldn't I? 1262 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:09,000 Unless you wanna be in the same room, then sure. 1263 01:06:10,333 --> 01:06:11,916 What do you think, Henry? Come on. 1264 01:07:16,458 --> 01:07:18,666 I'll come back for breakfast. 1265 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:19,875 OK. 1266 01:07:20,458 --> 01:07:21,625 I'll call you. 1267 01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,000 Sure. 1268 01:07:31,875 --> 01:07:33,833 No, no, Pedro, no! 1269 01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:36,375 I've helped you already, I'm done! 1270 01:07:36,833 --> 01:07:39,375 But María, you'd only do half the work! 1271 01:07:39,583 --> 01:07:41,500 Yes, and he would be getting all the credit. 1272 01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:44,041 Yes, but it's his name that will sell the book. 1273 01:07:44,125 --> 01:07:46,458 Credit doesn't pay your bills. 1274 01:07:46,541 --> 01:07:49,208 Just think about it, and then say yes. 1275 01:07:49,291 --> 01:07:51,291 You can use my house. 1276 01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:54,041 We both know that man can't do it without you. 1277 01:08:00,916 --> 01:08:03,833 Good morning, María Fernanda Rodríguez. 1278 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:08,583 It's good to see you again. 1279 01:08:08,666 --> 01:08:10,375 - Wow. - Mm-hmm. 1280 01:08:10,458 --> 01:08:11,750 Very good. 1281 01:08:12,958 --> 01:08:14,750 Good morning, Mr. Copper. 1282 01:08:14,833 --> 01:08:16,291 I'm learning, all right? 1283 01:08:16,375 --> 01:08:17,916 - Mm. - I'm learning. 1284 01:08:22,958 --> 01:08:24,875 What have you done? 1285 01:08:24,958 --> 01:08:26,500 She's redecorated. 1286 01:08:26,583 --> 01:08:28,875 This is my house. 1287 01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:31,666 There are other rooms. This is the workspace. 1288 01:08:31,750 --> 01:08:33,458 You moved my Murano clown. 1289 01:08:33,541 --> 01:08:35,875 You two drink and smell the roses. 1290 01:08:36,291 --> 01:08:37,375 I have to go now 1291 01:08:37,458 --> 01:08:40,416 and take care of other men who need me. 1292 01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:41,541 Goodbye. 1293 01:08:43,125 --> 01:08:44,375 Goodbye! 1294 01:08:45,125 --> 01:08:48,041 To another fantastic beginning. 1295 01:08:48,125 --> 01:08:51,291 I see good things about to happen. 1296 01:09:05,291 --> 01:09:06,625 - Hey. - Hey! 1297 01:09:06,708 --> 01:09:08,041 How are you? 1298 01:09:10,208 --> 01:09:12,000 Are you writing without me? 1299 01:09:14,125 --> 01:09:17,000 No. No, no, no... 1300 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:18,083 I'm not... 1301 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:19,791 I was just working through some ideas. 1302 01:09:19,875 --> 01:09:21,375 I was just getting started. 1303 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:25,916 Okay, we're gonna have one rule. 1304 01:09:26,000 --> 01:09:27,000 Okay. 1305 01:09:27,083 --> 01:09:28,958 You never write without me. 1306 01:09:30,458 --> 01:09:31,875 This is a collaboration, do you understand? 1307 01:09:31,958 --> 01:09:33,708 Like, we're... we're partners. 1308 01:09:33,791 --> 01:09:36,083 I... I... I understand. 1309 01:09:36,625 --> 01:09:38,625 A collaboration. I cannot... 1310 01:09:39,708 --> 01:09:41,291 I cannot do this without you. 1311 01:09:41,958 --> 01:09:45,083 So this will be a blend of both of us. 1312 01:09:45,166 --> 01:09:47,000 - I get it. - Cool. 1313 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:48,791 So, tell me your ideas. 1314 01:09:51,041 --> 01:09:52,333 Erm... 1315 01:09:53,041 --> 01:09:54,333 Er, well, okay. 1316 01:09:55,000 --> 01:09:57,708 Er, I have a man who works in a library... 1317 01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:58,833 No. 1318 01:10:01,083 --> 01:10:02,958 There's an elderly vicar, er... 1319 01:10:03,041 --> 01:10:05,416 - No, very much, no. - Well... 1320 01:10:06,250 --> 01:10:08,000 And this woman finds her happiness 1321 01:10:08,083 --> 01:10:09,583 in caring for her sick mother. 1322 01:10:18,791 --> 01:10:20,666 You could have just said no. 1323 01:10:21,625 --> 01:10:23,583 Let me show you some magic. 1324 01:10:34,041 --> 01:10:36,166 - ...what you want. - But it is who we... 1325 01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:37,791 This is my book. My name is... 1326 01:10:37,875 --> 01:10:38,958 Do the book the way... 1327 01:10:43,333 --> 01:10:45,375 Earth calling Henry. 1328 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:48,166 Sorry. I was just working through 1329 01:10:48,250 --> 01:10:49,833 some of your ideas from yesterday. 1330 01:10:50,166 --> 01:10:51,166 Oh. 1331 01:10:51,250 --> 01:10:52,666 - They're good. - Mm. 1332 01:10:53,833 --> 01:10:55,583 - When they stop in the road... - Yeah. 1333 01:11:04,833 --> 01:11:05,875 Surprise! 1334 01:11:08,291 --> 01:11:09,750 Right, how about this? 1335 01:11:09,833 --> 01:11:12,125 What if he is in love with her? 1336 01:11:12,208 --> 01:11:13,208 No. 1337 01:11:13,291 --> 01:11:15,083 - Bear with me. Bear with me. - Uh-uh-uh. 1338 01:11:15,166 --> 01:11:16,416 Pap-pap-pap... 1339 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:17,625 No. 1340 01:11:17,708 --> 01:11:19,458 He is in love with her but he doesn't know it yet, 1341 01:11:19,541 --> 01:11:21,750 because he's never been in love before. 1342 01:11:21,833 --> 01:11:22,833 Hmm. 1343 01:11:34,541 --> 01:11:35,708 What about her? 1344 01:11:36,208 --> 01:11:38,583 Well, she's sure she isn't in love with him. 1345 01:11:38,666 --> 01:11:39,666 Yes. 1346 01:11:39,750 --> 01:11:42,541 But actually she is in love with him. 1347 01:11:47,041 --> 01:11:49,041 And they ride a bicycle? No. 1348 01:11:49,125 --> 01:11:50,208 - It works. It works. - No, no, no. 1349 01:11:50,291 --> 01:11:52,083 It's not love. It's desire. 1350 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:04,375 What if she wants him and loves him? 1351 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:06,083 You can have both. 1352 01:12:06,166 --> 01:12:07,291 It's just lust. 1353 01:12:09,500 --> 01:12:12,166 Okay, all right. Okay. 1354 01:12:13,208 --> 01:12:15,291 Okay, let's try it your way first, 1355 01:12:15,375 --> 01:12:16,416 and then we'll try it my way. 1356 01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:18,041 Eh., no. 1357 01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:19,875 I'm joking. Let's try it your way. 1358 01:12:40,208 --> 01:12:41,666 No. 1359 01:12:41,750 --> 01:12:42,750 - Yeah. - What? No. 1360 01:12:42,833 --> 01:12:44,083 - No! - Mm-hmm. Eeh-hee. 1361 01:12:44,166 --> 01:12:48,166 "They looked at each other. They were naked, magnificent. 1362 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:49,375 "They made I..." 1363 01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:51,291 - No, I can't even say that. - What's wrong with it? 1364 01:12:52,541 --> 01:12:53,541 What's w... 1365 01:12:54,750 --> 01:12:57,125 "They made love like two dragons 1366 01:12:57,208 --> 01:13:00,500 "exploding in the flames of a volcano." 1367 01:13:01,000 --> 01:13:02,791 Mm-hmm. Yeah. 1368 01:13:02,875 --> 01:13:04,958 - This is the end. - Come on. 1369 01:13:05,041 --> 01:13:06,125 Yeah, this is the ending. 1370 01:13:06,208 --> 01:13:08,583 It's not an ending. That's not an ending. 1371 01:13:08,666 --> 01:13:10,916 Lost in passion and dragons exploding in a volcano. 1372 01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:13,083 We need a powerful ending. 1373 01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:14,958 We cannot end with milk and cookies 1374 01:13:15,041 --> 01:13:16,041 and goodnight, Teddy in the nursery. 1375 01:13:16,125 --> 01:13:18,416 I'm not asking for milk and cookies. 1376 01:13:18,500 --> 01:13:19,500 I'm not asking for Teddy in the nursery. 1377 01:13:19,583 --> 01:13:20,708 What is this? 1378 01:13:20,791 --> 01:13:22,500 Keep working! 1379 01:13:22,583 --> 01:13:24,000 You're nearly done. 1380 01:13:24,083 --> 01:13:25,250 No, we are done. 1381 01:13:25,333 --> 01:13:27,208 I can't go on with this unreasonable man. 1382 01:13:27,291 --> 01:13:29,250 I'm not the one who's unreasonable. 1383 01:13:29,333 --> 01:13:31,083 They split up, they get back together, 1384 01:13:31,166 --> 01:13:32,375 they make love. The end. 1385 01:13:32,458 --> 01:13:35,125 It's not as simple as that, Pedro. 1386 01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:38,291 Love never is. 1387 01:13:39,375 --> 01:13:41,666 - Oh, wow. - Where are you going? 1388 01:13:41,750 --> 01:13:42,875 To see my mother. 1389 01:13:46,125 --> 01:13:48,958 Carnival! I'm going to Carnival! 1390 01:13:52,416 --> 01:13:54,083 - It's Carnival! - Yes! 1391 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:57,250 Uh-uh. No, no, come on. Let's crack on. 1392 01:13:57,375 --> 01:14:00,041 No, let's not "crack on," whatever that means. 1393 01:14:00,125 --> 01:14:01,458 - Yes. Please... - Let's get out. 1394 01:14:01,541 --> 01:14:02,833 - Let's... - No. No. 1395 01:14:02,916 --> 01:14:04,208 Sit down and... 1396 01:14:04,291 --> 01:14:06,125 Let's please just finish this chapter. 1397 01:14:07,541 --> 01:14:08,541 Okay. 1398 01:14:15,416 --> 01:14:17,625 I think that's worked. 1399 01:14:24,833 --> 01:14:25,833 You know what? I hate to say it, 1400 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:27,833 but I think we've done enough. 1401 01:14:28,125 --> 01:14:29,333 Mm? 1402 01:14:29,416 --> 01:14:31,791 I think... I think we've done enough. 1403 01:14:31,875 --> 01:14:33,375 Okay. What time is it? 1404 01:14:33,791 --> 01:14:35,791 No! 1405 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:38,291 It's too late! Come on, the Carnival. 1406 01:14:39,791 --> 01:14:41,458 Why didn't you say anything before? 1407 01:14:41,541 --> 01:14:43,208 - Because I'm not... - Let's go. 1408 01:14:43,291 --> 01:14:44,500 ...overly fond about the idea. 1409 01:14:44,583 --> 01:14:46,583 Oh, come on. Let's go. 1410 01:14:48,916 --> 01:14:50,875 I think we're a little late. 1411 01:14:50,958 --> 01:14:51,958 I'd say. 1412 01:14:52,791 --> 01:14:54,833 Look, why don't we just go back? 1413 01:14:54,916 --> 01:14:57,875 No! Hell, no! We deserve a party! 1414 01:14:57,958 --> 01:14:59,291 What party? There's nobody here. 1415 01:14:59,375 --> 01:15:00,916 We are here. 1416 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:02,000 Hey! Here you go! 1417 01:15:02,083 --> 01:15:03,666 - Thank you! - Happy Carnival! 1418 01:15:03,750 --> 01:15:04,750 He's here. 1419 01:15:04,833 --> 01:15:06,625 Don't drink that, though. You don't know where it's been. 1420 01:15:06,708 --> 01:15:08,916 No. But I know where it's going. 1421 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,750 - Don't drink it. - Eh, eh, eh... 1422 01:15:11,000 --> 01:15:12,000 María? 1423 01:15:12,666 --> 01:15:14,500 - Oh, stop. Let's go. - María? 1424 01:15:15,333 --> 01:15:16,333 How are you, Antonio? 1425 01:15:19,625 --> 01:15:20,958 How are you? 1426 01:15:21,750 --> 01:15:22,875 You're the British? 1427 01:15:22,958 --> 01:15:25,500 - Er, yes, Henry. Hello. - Oh, Henry. 1428 01:15:25,583 --> 01:15:29,291 Like, Henry Style. Henry Potter? 1429 01:15:29,375 --> 01:15:31,083 Henry the Prince? 1430 01:15:31,166 --> 01:15:33,250 Er, I think you mean Harry. 1431 01:15:33,333 --> 01:15:34,666 Oh, whatever. 1432 01:15:35,083 --> 01:15:36,083 Okay. 1433 01:15:36,958 --> 01:15:37,958 Okay. 1434 01:15:40,833 --> 01:15:42,416 I get it now. I get it. 1435 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,208 - Mm-hmm? - Everything you talked about 1436 01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:46,083 in the bar... 1437 01:15:46,166 --> 01:15:47,833 ...is because you met this English man, right? 1438 01:15:47,916 --> 01:15:50,291 So what? You thought that your life was going 1439 01:15:50,375 --> 01:15:52,750 to suddenly become marvelous and fantastic? 1440 01:15:52,833 --> 01:15:54,083 María, you really think this guy 1441 01:15:54,166 --> 01:15:55,541 is going to make you a writer? 1442 01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:56,625 No, I don't think so, 1443 01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,708 because I already am a writer, Antonio. Yes, I am. 1444 01:15:58,791 --> 01:16:04,166 María, be realistic. He is a writer. You work in a bar. 1445 01:16:04,250 --> 01:16:06,250 That's it. That's reality, whether you like it or not. 1446 01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:08,000 I'm not saying it's fair... 1447 01:16:08,083 --> 01:16:09,916 ...but life isn't fair and you know that very well. 1448 01:16:11,083 --> 01:16:12,666 I don't understand what the hell you want! 1449 01:16:12,750 --> 01:16:13,750 You do know. Stop playing, 1450 01:16:13,833 --> 01:16:15,583 you're not a teenager anymore, María. 1451 01:16:18,833 --> 01:16:22,041 Hey, where are you going? Wait! Wait for me. 1452 01:16:23,125 --> 01:16:24,125 It's your turn 1453 01:16:24,208 --> 01:16:25,708 to take care of Diego on Saturday. Show up! 1454 01:16:25,791 --> 01:16:27,583 No, no. If you want I can pick him up right now... 1455 01:16:27,666 --> 01:16:28,791 ...so you can party! 1456 01:16:31,375 --> 01:16:32,375 Hey! 1457 01:16:32,708 --> 01:16:33,708 Henry! 1458 01:17:34,333 --> 01:17:35,375 What are they? 1459 01:17:37,125 --> 01:17:38,333 Oh, my gosh. 1460 01:17:38,416 --> 01:17:39,416 What? 1461 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:40,750 Oh, gosh. 1462 01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:43,708 Oh, my God. 1463 01:17:47,166 --> 01:17:48,166 Well... 1464 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,833 Well, it's been nice to get out of the house. 1465 01:17:55,458 --> 01:17:56,458 You're right. 1466 01:17:57,375 --> 01:18:01,041 Yeah. And I've actually, actually enjoyed myself. 1467 01:18:02,541 --> 01:18:05,541 No, you're... you're right about the book. 1468 01:18:07,166 --> 01:18:08,541 I didn't think we're talking about that. 1469 01:18:09,625 --> 01:18:10,666 We are. 1470 01:18:11,833 --> 01:18:12,916 Passion fades. 1471 01:18:14,083 --> 01:18:15,083 And... 1472 01:18:16,500 --> 01:18:18,000 these two characters... 1473 01:18:19,166 --> 01:18:20,458 deserve more. 1474 01:18:24,083 --> 01:18:25,708 Passion is a part of love. 1475 01:18:29,208 --> 01:18:32,291 Desire, all these things, you know, 1476 01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:34,208 they're all a part of love. 1477 01:18:36,416 --> 01:18:37,541 But... 1478 01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:39,000 But what about the mind? 1479 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:41,750 What about the body 1480 01:18:41,833 --> 01:18:43,666 in the soul's keeping? 1481 01:18:43,750 --> 01:18:45,458 - In the soul's "kipping." - "Kipping." 1482 01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:50,041 Er... Forget about that. I... 1483 01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:54,041 I didn't even know what I was saying. 1484 01:18:59,875 --> 01:19:01,333 I can't find the words. 1485 01:19:03,000 --> 01:19:04,291 You don't need words. 1486 01:19:39,833 --> 01:19:40,875 Mm! 1487 01:19:50,041 --> 01:19:53,333 Hey, wait, wait, wait. What about Pedro? 1488 01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:55,416 - He's not gonna come. - How do you know? 1489 01:19:55,500 --> 01:19:57,375 Well, you don't dress up like that 1490 01:19:57,458 --> 01:20:00,208 and come back home for cocoa. Right? 1491 01:20:06,291 --> 01:20:07,625 Mm? 1492 01:20:36,916 --> 01:20:38,791 Method writing. 1493 01:21:22,166 --> 01:21:23,166 Morning. 1494 01:21:25,333 --> 01:21:26,458 Good morning. 1495 01:21:33,208 --> 01:21:34,250 Hmm. 1496 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:37,791 Two dragons exploding 1497 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:40,125 in the flames of a volcano. 1498 01:21:42,583 --> 01:21:43,916 - Hm? - Mm-hmm. 1499 01:21:53,333 --> 01:21:57,708 Argh. I have to go and get Diego ready for the day. 1500 01:22:00,958 --> 01:22:01,958 Okay? 1501 01:22:06,416 --> 01:22:07,750 See you later. 1502 01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:52,500 Good morning. 1503 01:22:53,291 --> 01:22:55,083 Did you sleep well? 1504 01:23:13,916 --> 01:23:15,500 Writing on your own? 1505 01:23:16,166 --> 01:23:18,500 - She won't like that. - I know. 1506 01:23:18,958 --> 01:23:22,125 I know. I'm just, er... I just got a bit carried away. 1507 01:23:23,541 --> 01:23:26,250 When she sees what I've done with her ideas, I think... 1508 01:23:26,333 --> 01:23:28,791 Ah, you better discuss it. 1509 01:23:29,708 --> 01:23:31,291 I know. I know. I'm just... 1510 01:23:32,875 --> 01:23:33,916 Mm... 1511 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:36,333 Or it won't end well. 1512 01:24:16,750 --> 01:24:17,958 Hello! 1513 01:24:19,416 --> 01:24:20,666 I'm late. I know. 1514 01:24:21,333 --> 01:24:22,333 I'm sorry. 1515 01:24:25,416 --> 01:24:26,708 Let's start. 1516 01:24:37,166 --> 01:24:38,583 What's this? 1517 01:24:42,958 --> 01:24:43,958 What's this? 1518 01:24:59,125 --> 01:25:00,416 That son of a bitch! 1519 01:25:01,333 --> 01:25:03,041 You told me it was over between you two. 1520 01:25:03,125 --> 01:25:04,583 You told me he was nobody in your life. 1521 01:25:05,750 --> 01:25:07,208 He is nobody. 1522 01:25:11,125 --> 01:25:13,333 And yet you believe him before you believe me? 1523 01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:20,291 So you don't trust me. 1524 01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:25,250 And... And I can't trust you. 1525 01:25:40,291 --> 01:25:42,708 - Wait... Stop... Just... - Leave me alone. 1526 01:25:42,791 --> 01:25:45,208 - Leave me alone. - Just give me a minute, okay? 1527 01:25:50,000 --> 01:25:51,125 Okay. 1528 01:25:52,541 --> 01:25:53,541 Okay. 1529 01:25:54,333 --> 01:25:55,333 Look, um... 1530 01:25:56,625 --> 01:25:59,875 My entire life, all I ever wanted to do is write, 1531 01:26:00,583 --> 01:26:01,958 you know? 1532 01:26:02,041 --> 01:26:04,083 And instead of that, what do I do? 1533 01:26:04,166 --> 01:26:05,833 I take care of men. 1534 01:26:05,916 --> 01:26:09,083 I clean and I work in a bar for men. 1535 01:26:10,458 --> 01:26:11,541 And then one day, 1536 01:26:11,625 --> 01:26:14,333 Pedro asks me if I wanna translate your book. 1537 01:26:14,416 --> 01:26:16,375 And you know why I said yes? 1538 01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:18,083 No. 1539 01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,583 I knew I could make it better. 1540 01:26:20,625 --> 01:26:23,083 And I did. I... I made it better. 1541 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,000 And then I started 1542 01:26:25,083 --> 01:26:27,708 to feel good about myself 1543 01:26:28,666 --> 01:26:30,208 for once in my life. 1544 01:26:30,291 --> 01:26:31,666 And then we work together 1545 01:26:31,750 --> 01:26:34,916 and I began to feel really good about myself. 1546 01:26:35,000 --> 01:26:37,833 And even though my name would never be on the cover, 1547 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:39,958 I still felt like a writer. 1548 01:26:40,041 --> 01:26:41,791 I thought we were a team. 1549 01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:44,250 We are. 1550 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:45,791 I'm so stupid. 1551 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:48,291 I am. 1552 01:26:49,916 --> 01:26:51,708 'Cause I trusted you 1553 01:26:51,791 --> 01:26:52,916 but you don't trust me. 1554 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:55,291 I do trust you. Er... 1555 01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:58,791 Look, we are a team. 1556 01:27:00,375 --> 01:27:03,666 I shouldn't have said anything about the photo, all right? 1557 01:27:03,750 --> 01:27:05,541 It's not about the photo, Henry. 1558 01:27:05,625 --> 01:27:07,916 You finished the book without me. 1559 01:27:08,000 --> 01:27:10,416 It's the one thing you promised you wouldn't do. 1560 01:27:12,958 --> 01:27:14,125 María... 1561 01:27:15,916 --> 01:27:17,416 Goodbye, Henry. Go home. 1562 01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,041 Happy publication day. 1563 01:29:38,666 --> 01:29:39,708 - Thank you. - I could've put them 1564 01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:41,583 in the post, but I wanted you to see 'em first. 1565 01:29:41,666 --> 01:29:42,666 Pants, Henry. 1566 01:29:44,250 --> 01:29:45,750 - Sorry? - Pants. 1567 01:29:46,750 --> 01:29:48,583 Yes, right. Good point. 1568 01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:50,833 Oh. 1569 01:29:50,916 --> 01:29:54,000 I got your plane ticket as requested. 1570 01:29:54,083 --> 01:29:55,541 Thank you. 1571 01:29:56,416 --> 01:29:57,708 It's on me. 1572 01:29:58,208 --> 01:29:59,875 We booked late, so it's a middle seat, 1573 01:30:01,083 --> 01:30:02,541 at the back. 1574 01:30:02,916 --> 01:30:04,125 Next to the lavatories. 1575 01:30:06,416 --> 01:30:07,625 Good luck. 1576 01:30:07,708 --> 01:30:09,833 That's... Thank you. Er... 1577 01:30:12,500 --> 01:30:13,583 Bye. 1578 01:30:13,916 --> 01:30:14,958 Erm... 1579 01:30:45,041 --> 01:30:47,291 Mama! Come with me! Quickly! 1580 01:30:47,375 --> 01:30:49,000 What are you doing here, son? 1581 01:30:49,083 --> 01:30:50,458 No, you have to see this! 1582 01:30:51,375 --> 01:30:52,375 Hurry! 1583 01:30:53,125 --> 01:30:54,833 Wait! Wait, Diego! 1584 01:30:55,375 --> 01:30:56,375 Hey! What? 1585 01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:02,000 That's your name. 1586 01:31:02,458 --> 01:31:04,500 - Wow. - He put your name on it! 1587 01:31:04,583 --> 01:31:05,583 Yes. 1588 01:31:06,708 --> 01:31:08,708 - You wrote it, right? - Yes. 1589 01:31:08,791 --> 01:31:10,500 Then you should be there! 1590 01:31:10,583 --> 01:31:11,625 It's today! 1591 01:31:12,666 --> 01:31:13,833 Let's go! 1592 01:31:19,083 --> 01:31:20,458 Here is your speech. 1593 01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:22,541 I didn't write a speech. 1594 01:31:22,625 --> 01:31:23,791 I know! I did. 1595 01:31:26,458 --> 01:31:28,708 - It's in Spanish, Pedro. - Sí. 1596 01:31:28,791 --> 01:31:30,458 How do you say it in English? 1597 01:31:30,541 --> 01:31:32,500 Duh! 1598 01:31:33,625 --> 01:31:35,291 It's very easy. Just read it. 1599 01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:36,750 Ladies and gentlemen. 1600 01:31:36,833 --> 01:31:41,458 Please welcome, Mr. Henry Copper! 1601 01:31:43,708 --> 01:31:46,125 Make it count. Make it count. 1602 01:31:46,875 --> 01:31:48,416 - Bravo! - Bravo, Henry! 1603 01:31:56,916 --> 01:31:59,375 Er, thank you very much. 1604 01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:05,333 Thank you for your warm reception. 1605 01:32:05,416 --> 01:32:08,583 Er, I don't deserve it... 1606 01:32:08,666 --> 01:32:10,750 ...even though I am pretty sexy... 1607 01:32:12,125 --> 01:32:13,125 Yes, he is! 1608 01:32:14,375 --> 01:32:16,041 ...for an Englishman. 1609 01:32:18,166 --> 01:32:19,916 I mean it... 1610 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:24,041 ...you should see some of us. 1611 01:32:25,916 --> 01:32:28,875 Generally, we are awful. 1612 01:32:31,125 --> 01:32:33,333 - Yeah, sometimes they stink. - Oh. 1613 01:32:35,083 --> 01:32:36,083 Thank you. 1614 01:32:44,250 --> 01:32:46,500 - Okay. - Okay. 1615 01:32:46,583 --> 01:32:47,958 First of all, Henry, 1616 01:32:48,041 --> 01:32:51,625 I want to say what a great book Two Hearts is. 1617 01:32:51,708 --> 01:32:53,291 Oh, thank you. 1618 01:32:53,375 --> 01:32:55,666 It is, if I may say, 1619 01:32:55,750 --> 01:32:57,958 even more powerful than The Sensible Heart. 1620 01:32:58,750 --> 01:33:01,375 You might even say a big leap forward. 1621 01:33:01,958 --> 01:33:03,791 Yes, I mean, I agree. 1622 01:33:04,375 --> 01:33:07,041 It is, er... It is a better book, yes. 1623 01:33:08,083 --> 01:33:09,250 I am confused, though. 1624 01:33:09,333 --> 01:33:11,750 Two Hearts is credited to yourself 1625 01:33:11,833 --> 01:33:13,750 and to María Rodríguez. 1626 01:33:13,833 --> 01:33:15,083 That's correct, yes. 1627 01:33:15,166 --> 01:33:17,708 So, she helped you write it? 1628 01:33:19,416 --> 01:33:22,083 Well, much more than that, really. Erm... 1629 01:33:22,166 --> 01:33:23,875 Can you be more specific? 1630 01:33:25,375 --> 01:33:26,458 Well... 1631 01:33:27,625 --> 01:33:29,250 María Rodríguez... 1632 01:33:30,666 --> 01:33:33,208 She is the... the second heart. 1633 01:33:33,291 --> 01:33:34,708 Aw. 1634 01:33:34,791 --> 01:33:35,791 Erm... 1635 01:33:36,833 --> 01:33:40,583 If not for her, nobody here would be reading this book. 1636 01:33:42,000 --> 01:33:43,291 In fact, I would say... 1637 01:33:44,500 --> 01:33:46,541 It might exist without me, 1638 01:33:46,625 --> 01:33:48,875 but it wouldn't exist without her. 1639 01:33:48,958 --> 01:33:51,666 And this is the same María Rodríguez 1640 01:33:51,750 --> 01:33:53,500 who translated The Sensible Heart? 1641 01:33:53,583 --> 01:33:55,250 Yes, well... 1642 01:33:56,125 --> 01:33:57,958 only, she didn't translate it. 1643 01:33:58,541 --> 01:33:59,541 Erm... 1644 01:34:00,166 --> 01:34:01,541 She rewrote it. 1645 01:34:03,458 --> 01:34:05,166 I knew it. I knew it! 1646 01:34:06,791 --> 01:34:08,500 I suppose what I'm saying is... 1647 01:34:09,666 --> 01:34:13,916 I wrote it, yes. Erm, but she rewrote it. 1648 01:34:15,208 --> 01:34:18,541 And then she rewrote me. 1649 01:34:25,541 --> 01:34:26,875 She absolutely did. 1650 01:34:30,708 --> 01:34:31,708 She, er... 1651 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,083 You... 1652 01:34:37,458 --> 01:34:38,833 completely rewrote me. 1653 01:34:42,125 --> 01:34:43,250 Aw... 1654 01:34:43,333 --> 01:34:45,708 I'm sorry. I'm having difficulty with this... 1655 01:34:46,333 --> 01:34:47,708 understanding this phrase. 1656 01:34:49,583 --> 01:34:51,708 Sorry. Erm... 1657 01:34:51,791 --> 01:34:55,416 Well, perhaps there's a translator in the house. 1658 01:34:56,291 --> 01:34:57,416 Erm... 1659 01:35:00,750 --> 01:35:01,750 I said... 1660 01:35:02,666 --> 01:35:03,708 Er... 1661 01:35:03,791 --> 01:35:06,208 Is there a translator... 1662 01:35:06,291 --> 01:35:08,458 I heard you the first time. 1663 01:35:08,666 --> 01:35:10,291 It's her! 1664 01:35:10,375 --> 01:35:11,666 María! 1665 01:35:11,750 --> 01:35:12,750 Hello. 1666 01:35:17,458 --> 01:35:18,458 Erm... 1667 01:35:20,708 --> 01:35:21,833 I was wrong. 1668 01:35:23,416 --> 01:35:25,541 I was... I mean, I was completely wrong. 1669 01:35:27,208 --> 01:35:28,208 And you were right. 1670 01:35:30,333 --> 01:35:31,666 You're an amazing woman. 1671 01:35:31,958 --> 01:35:34,083 Er, a much better writer. 1672 01:35:35,916 --> 01:35:37,166 And I'm an idiot. 1673 01:35:38,708 --> 01:35:40,000 I'm an idiot. 1674 01:35:42,750 --> 01:35:44,708 I'm an idiot who loves you. 1675 01:35:47,708 --> 01:35:48,791 Eh? What did he say? 1676 01:35:49,375 --> 01:35:51,208 He said he's an idiot. 1677 01:35:51,291 --> 01:35:52,750 Yes! 1678 01:35:52,833 --> 01:35:53,958 He's an idiot. 1679 01:35:56,625 --> 01:35:57,625 Antonio! 1680 01:35:57,708 --> 01:35:58,833 What are you doing here? 1681 01:35:59,291 --> 01:36:00,291 Here you are. 1682 01:36:01,458 --> 01:36:03,291 The Englishman who comes here 1683 01:36:03,375 --> 01:36:05,791 and helps a Mexican housewife become a star. 1684 01:36:06,916 --> 01:36:08,833 It's a lovely story. 1685 01:36:09,375 --> 01:36:10,875 According to them, 1686 01:36:10,958 --> 01:36:12,458 it's a lovely story, but... 1687 01:36:13,666 --> 01:36:15,375 It's not the whole story, right? 1688 01:36:15,458 --> 01:36:17,541 Sorry? Who are you? 1689 01:36:17,625 --> 01:36:18,625 Ah. 1690 01:36:18,708 --> 01:36:19,708 Sorry. 1691 01:36:19,791 --> 01:36:22,500 I'm her husband, she's my wife! 1692 01:36:22,583 --> 01:36:25,458 It's the husband! 1693 01:36:25,541 --> 01:36:27,791 Through common law. It's not the same thing! 1694 01:36:27,875 --> 01:36:29,666 This is better than a telenovela! 1695 01:36:29,750 --> 01:36:30,750 And him? 1696 01:36:31,583 --> 01:36:33,208 Who is he? Have you asked yourselves? 1697 01:36:33,291 --> 01:36:34,291 Eh? 1698 01:36:34,375 --> 01:36:36,958 That Englishman has come here and stolen my woman. 1699 01:36:37,041 --> 01:36:38,625 Shame! 1700 01:36:39,916 --> 01:36:41,875 Are we in the stone age or what? 1701 01:36:43,375 --> 01:36:44,500 María, what happened? 1702 01:36:45,750 --> 01:36:47,750 I thought I could have you back... 1703 01:36:47,833 --> 01:36:49,000 ...and my son... 1704 01:36:49,083 --> 01:36:51,041 ...and the love of my family. 1705 01:36:51,875 --> 01:36:56,458 And then, I open this shit and I read page 125. 1706 01:36:58,583 --> 01:36:59,833 "They made... 1707 01:36:59,916 --> 01:37:02,583 ...love like two dragons... 1708 01:37:02,666 --> 01:37:05,833 ...exploding in the flames of a volcano." 1709 01:37:05,916 --> 01:37:07,458 Hey, spoilers! 1710 01:37:07,541 --> 01:37:09,625 No, no it's not a spoiler. 1711 01:37:09,708 --> 01:37:12,375 It's the trash that Henry Copper wrote 1712 01:37:12,458 --> 01:37:14,125 about my woman. 1713 01:37:14,208 --> 01:37:16,166 This is your trash, man. 1714 01:37:16,250 --> 01:37:18,750 Hey, that is not trash! I wrote it. 1715 01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:21,166 And it may be a little over the top, sure, 1716 01:37:21,250 --> 01:37:23,208 but it's still very sexy. 1717 01:37:23,291 --> 01:37:25,625 Yes, yes, very sexy 1718 01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:28,708 Sexy? This nerd? No, no... 1719 01:37:29,208 --> 01:37:32,041 You English, button-topped cabbage. 1720 01:37:32,666 --> 01:37:34,208 What do you know about sexy? 1721 01:37:34,291 --> 01:37:35,625 Believe me, Antonio... 1722 01:37:35,708 --> 01:37:38,208 ...Henry knows a lot about sexy. 1723 01:37:38,291 --> 01:37:40,208 Ooh! 1724 01:37:41,791 --> 01:37:43,375 You think because you play the trumpet, 1725 01:37:43,458 --> 01:37:45,458 and lounge about all day... 1726 01:37:45,541 --> 01:37:47,250 ...and never button up your shirt, that you're a man? 1727 01:37:47,333 --> 01:37:49,083 Is that what being a man is? 1728 01:37:49,166 --> 01:37:51,583 Staying out, never being home, and never being there? 1729 01:37:51,666 --> 01:37:53,208 No, no, no, no... 1730 01:37:54,625 --> 01:37:56,083 That's not true, María. 1731 01:37:57,041 --> 01:37:58,958 I've always been there for you. 1732 01:37:59,041 --> 01:38:00,750 A few days ago when you were sad. 1733 01:38:00,833 --> 01:38:02,958 Where did you cry, huh? Here! On my shoulder! 1734 01:38:03,041 --> 01:38:05,500 Hey, I... I think that's enough. 1735 01:38:05,583 --> 01:38:06,916 No, no, no. 1736 01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:08,541 I'm gonna tell you when it's enough... 1737 01:38:09,333 --> 01:38:10,583 'cause I'm gonna kill you. 1738 01:38:11,250 --> 01:38:12,250 No! 1739 01:38:17,166 --> 01:38:18,333 I think we can talk about this. 1740 01:38:19,166 --> 01:38:20,166 Stop him! 1741 01:38:36,000 --> 01:38:38,125 - Henry! - Oh, thank you. 1742 01:38:46,583 --> 01:38:47,750 I'm so sorry. 1743 01:38:48,666 --> 01:38:50,166 I'm going to kill you! 1744 01:38:50,708 --> 01:38:52,041 Let me go! 1745 01:38:52,500 --> 01:38:54,041 Yeah, get out! 1746 01:38:56,625 --> 01:38:58,958 Always go for the hardback! 1747 01:38:59,041 --> 01:39:00,041 Tie him up 1748 01:39:00,125 --> 01:39:01,166 and throw him straight into the trash! 1749 01:39:01,708 --> 01:39:02,708 Hey! 1750 01:39:02,791 --> 01:39:04,541 - Are you okay? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1751 01:39:04,625 --> 01:39:05,625 Erm... 1752 01:39:06,583 --> 01:39:08,250 I'm sorry. 1753 01:39:08,333 --> 01:39:10,041 - Are you okay? - Yes. 1754 01:39:10,125 --> 01:39:11,791 Yeah. 1755 01:39:12,750 --> 01:39:14,041 - Phew! - Yes, I am. 1756 01:39:17,625 --> 01:39:19,000 Oh, gosh. 1757 01:39:19,083 --> 01:39:20,833 - Hola. - Hola. 1758 01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:23,458 Erm... 1759 01:39:24,708 --> 01:39:27,791 Now, I need you to translate something for me. 1760 01:39:28,750 --> 01:39:30,541 - Oh, gosh. - Mm-hmm. 1761 01:39:30,625 --> 01:39:32,166 All right, I'll try. 1762 01:39:40,791 --> 01:39:41,833 Whoa. 1763 01:39:41,916 --> 01:39:44,083 Well, that... that's easy. 1764 01:39:44,166 --> 01:39:45,166 Yeah? 1765 01:39:50,500 --> 01:39:51,500 I love you. 1766 01:40:07,625 --> 01:40:09,333 I think my water just broke. 1767 01:40:11,875 --> 01:40:13,125 Her water broke! 1768 01:40:13,208 --> 01:40:15,458 It's coming! 1769 01:40:37,875 --> 01:40:38,958 Please welcome 1770 01:40:39,041 --> 01:40:42,083 the international best-selling debut novelist 1771 01:40:42,166 --> 01:40:44,083 and my personal choice 1772 01:40:44,166 --> 01:40:46,625 for Beatriz Book Club Book of the Year, 1773 01:40:46,708 --> 01:40:49,666 our very own, María Rodríguez. 1774 01:40:49,750 --> 01:40:52,041 Whoa! Te amo! 1775 01:40:58,583 --> 01:41:00,291 María, what a pleasure! 1776 01:41:02,166 --> 01:41:06,000 So, what a great book! Very impressive! 116620