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Okay, time for Gwen's medicine.
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We've got a bit of a moving
target here.
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Can you secure the bird?
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- I'm trying.
- Secure the bird!
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I just don't want to squeeze
too hard.
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I feel like eggs will come out.
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Will you secure the bird?
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- I got her! I got her!
- Secure the bird!
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Great.
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Get out of the way.
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I think you'll find that I run
a pretty tight ship around here.
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She got the jump on me, sorry.
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Sorry!
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Why is the chicken out?!
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Head's up, there's chicken poop
in the hall?
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Frank! Frank!
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Aaah!
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Come here. Come here.
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It's ok.
It's ok.
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I'm not helping.
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Flush her towards
Bettany's desk!
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Don't do it.
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Flush her to the kitchen!
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I don't know why they call
people chickens,
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this bird is fearless!
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This is exactly
what it looks like.
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You ok?
You're wincing a lot.
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I tweaked my back chasing
a chicken.
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Or, as I'll tell everyone else,
saving puppies in a house fire.
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Well, it could also be stress.
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You've got the big union rep
election coming up today.
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You worked on your speech?
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I haven't written a thing.
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But tall guy with a great head
of hair behind a podium?
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They'll follow me off a cliff.
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Definitely.
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Though, Carl's gonna go
for the sympathy vote
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since he got hit by that car.
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- He's a liar.
- What?
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There's no one to back up
that story.
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It was a hit and run.
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Oh, and then he spent all
that time in the pool afterward.
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He was doing physical therapy,
Frank.
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He was learning to walk again.
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Mmm-kay.
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Ok, let's just keep
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the whole "Carl faked his own
hit and run " between us.
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You're our leader,
everyone knows it,
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you got this thing wrapped up.
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All wrapped up like
Carl's fake-ass cast.
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Hey, is everybody here?
I have an announcement.
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Oh, good news announcement?
Half-day Fridays?
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Oh, really?
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It's been on the vision board
for a while.
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Speaking of, I don't know
who put up that pic of me
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in my workout tank
but I applaud it.
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You put it up,
that's how it got there.
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Which I applaud.
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Ok, it's not good news.
Or bad news.
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It's just news.
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Uh, we're having a mandatory
training session today.
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Feels like bad news.
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Wait. Are we still gonna be able
to puzzle at lunch?
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Obviously.
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If you all know we've gotten
a lot of complaints
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from our lovely neighbor
in the condo next door
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about the dogs barking.
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Yeah. Maybe she's
finally realizing
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why her rent is so low.
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Probably. Uh, but we want
to be good neighbors
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so I've hired a dog trainer
to come and teach us
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how to get our canine guests
to behave,
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and he's on his way here
right now.
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Today is not good,
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because everyone here
will be busy making history,
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re-electing me to a fourth
consecutive term as union rep.
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We're in the Frank era.
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You are in the Frank era.
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We all know that you just wanna
keep your reserved parking spot.
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It's not about a parking spot.
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It's about the respect and envy
that go along with that spot.
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In the Frank era.
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Must be nice.
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They've got me over
in that annex lot.
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Technically a different town.
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I'm not kidding.
They've got their own cops.
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We are very lucky to get
this particular trainer,
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he's in high demand
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and apparently
he's quite charismatic.
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Seriously, some of the online
comments are pretty steamy.
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Your steamy or my steamy?
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I've noticed there's a big gap
on that spectrum.
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Oh! He is pulling into
the parking lot right now.
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♪ Everybody, yeah,
looking at me ♪
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♪ Yeah man yeah man,
I'm a VIP. ♪
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♪ I got the car ♪
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♪ I got the cribs ♪
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♪ I got the chicks ♪
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♪ I got the money,
money, money... ♪
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So people are writing steamy
comments about this guy?
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With how much irony?
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Yeah, I don't get it.
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Good morning.
My name is Roman Park.
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You've been watching me,
observing.
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That's exactly what the dogs
are doing now.
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To you.
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Well, except Chester,
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who seems pretty interested
in his genitals.
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Hey, listen.
Uh, the neighbor's back.
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Do you want me to tell her
that the triplets are sick?
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Oh, you have triplets now.
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Triplets?
No, I'll talk to her.
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She'll be happy to know
that Roman's on the case.
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If you'll excuse me.
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Um...
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You can go.
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Ok.
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Dogs are intuitive beings.
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They not only sense the dynamics
between each other,
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but the humans around them.
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In fact, I'm picking up
something right now.
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She doesn't care for you.
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What?
No, Bettany loves me.
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Just... leave me hangin'.
That's vintage Bettany.
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But more than anyone, they
key off their natural leader.
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Who do you think the alpha is?
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Well, if we're going
by height, it's me.
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And by any other metric
it's also me.
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Um... of... of the dogs.
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Coco is the alpha.
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Now I must establish
my dominance
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and show Coco who the new
alpha is.
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That was pretty hot.
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What else have you been doing
with that finger
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that makes dogs
so frightened of it?
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Oh, it's not about the finger,
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it's about what shoots
out of it.
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Oh my god.
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Hi Amy, so nice
to see you again.
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Are these your triplets?
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Yeah, Bettany must have
framed that photo for me, so...
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You're drinking with toddlers.
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Oh, they're my wingmen,
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so... it was a crazy weekend
in wine country.
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You have no idea
what it's like
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to hear these dogs
barking all day.
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We're on it.
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I have a specialist working
with the dogs right now.
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They're still barking.
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Well, they're dogs, so yeah.
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I don't have a fancy
Zen fountain
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to drown it out like you.
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So why don't you take it?
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Consider it a gift
from Precinct 22.
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Ok, sure.
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Mmhmm. Yeah.
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Now that we've done
our breath work...
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excellent job by the way,
Victoria.
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This exercise we call
"dog mirror ".
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F-Shaw?
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It's Frank.
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Have you noticed the dogs
have stopped barking?
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Yeah, that's super impressive.
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Hey, just to circle back to the
whole Bettany thing, is that...
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Frank, be a dear.
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Get into the cage,
hands and knees,
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in front of Coco.
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Roman, I need you to step back
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'cause I can feel your breath
on my nipples.
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Ok, I'm gonna go lock up
my last few votes.
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Yeah, you should go.
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I am already on record saying
I am leaving.
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I'll allow it.
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I don't need your permission.
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You have my full blessings.
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I'm leaving. Goodbye.
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Wow. Somebody's dewy.
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You go for a run?
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Uh, I forgot my wallet
in the car.
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Annex lot's like half
a mile away.
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Wait, you guys don't get
to park here?
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No, only Frank does
'cause he's a union rep, so...
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Wow.
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Yeah.
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You're incredible.
Anyone ever tell you that?
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No.
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I mean...
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No.
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You start every morning with
that life force-draining walk,
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yet you manage to be there
for everybody else.
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You give a lot, don't you?
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I mean, I do, yeah.
To my family, to the animals.
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How do we give to Patel?
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What can one do to filleth
your own cup?
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A nap comes to mind.
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Ehhh...
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But I can beat that.
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I got a bag of pears in the rig,
wanna talk it out?
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I love pears.
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Yeah, alright.
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I'm the best candidate because
the other guy is an idiot.
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Oh. Hey, Carl,
you old sneak.
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You gotta put a bell
on that cane.
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Hey, good luck today, champ.
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Hey, you too.
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Yeah, this whole election's
been such a welcome distraction
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from all the PT...
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Ok, can we just stick
to the issues?
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I'll see you at the speeches.
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Can we talk?
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Look at that cane.
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It's clearly a prop.
It bends the wrong way.
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You can get that at any
Halloween store.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, I've been thinking.
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You know how I'm always putting
other people's needs
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in front of my own?
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I have not seen that.
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I did see you take a piece
of Bettany's birthday cake
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before I lit the candles.
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My cup run emptieth
and I need to fill it up.
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Are you having a stroke?
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You know what?
I'm just gonna come out with it.
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I want your parking spot.
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The walk from the annex
is draining my life force.
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To be fair, I haven't seen
your life force
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since before you had kids.
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Right. Now my pilot light
is about to go out.
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I need this.
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Well, the only way you're gonna
get that parking space
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is if you run for union rep.
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Ok, then I'll do it.
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Oh yeah? Ok.
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I'll run for union rep.
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Do you have any idea
what a union rep does?
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I know he parks out front,
bitch.
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Sorry, I don't know
why I did that.
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But I am gonna run, and
I'm gonna murder you, bitch.
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Sorry. Who is this guy?
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Patel '24!
Let's go!
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Alright, take as many
as you like.
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They're for everybody, guys.
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Hey, if anyone wants
to talk union stuff
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I'm here, by the way.
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Look at him, trying to bribe
voters with donuts.
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Yeah, he's got a churro truck
coming at lunch.
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He eats and campaigns
like he's in grade school.
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Listen, um, I don't wanna
press this
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but it's a three-way race now,
and every vote counts.
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So...
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Hmm... I don't know.
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I feel like it's good to shake
up the status quo of the pack.
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The what?
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The office.
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You said pack.
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I said office.
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No, you said pack.
258
00:09:29,906 --> 00:09:31,041
Just think, I said office.
259
00:09:31,041 --> 00:09:32,344
Wait a minute,
is this all coming
260
00:09:32,377 --> 00:09:34,916
from that child scarf model,
Roman?
261
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:37,789
Did he get Patel to go after
my parking space?
262
00:09:37,822 --> 00:09:41,061
All I know is I saw them eating
fruit in his truck.
263
00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:42,698
Are you blushing?
264
00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:45,236
He has, like, a big
red truck and I saw it.
265
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:48,109
Viva Patel!
266
00:09:48,142 --> 00:09:51,616
Ah, churros in the parking lot,
everyone! Let's go!
267
00:09:53,452 --> 00:09:54,422
That looks good.
268
00:09:54,455 --> 00:09:55,123
Ok.
269
00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,693
Did you know Bettany
doesn't like me?
270
00:09:56,727 --> 00:09:58,664
What? No, everyone likes you.
271
00:09:58,697 --> 00:10:01,001
I know, that's why it's
so weird, but she doesn't.
272
00:10:01,035 --> 00:10:03,139
Do you think it was because
of her birthday last week?
273
00:10:03,139 --> 00:10:05,811
I did think it was weird that
you skipped cake in the kitchen.
274
00:10:05,844 --> 00:10:07,147
See, I didn't know it was
her birthday.
275
00:10:07,180 --> 00:10:08,049
Mmhmm.
276
00:10:08,316 --> 00:10:12,157
There we have it. The missing
piece of information.
277
00:10:12,157 --> 00:10:13,894
And it goes right...
278
00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,966
- Oh, no. No.
- It doesn't fit.
279
00:10:16,966 --> 00:10:21,743
Hey guys, sorry to interrupt
something private... and sad.
280
00:10:21,777 --> 00:10:22,512
Roman's gotta go.
281
00:10:22,645 --> 00:10:23,112
He's messing with
the office dynamic,
282
00:10:23,346 --> 00:10:23,881
he's threatening my re-election,
283
00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:27,187
and I think he's hypnotized
Victoria.
284
00:10:28,156 --> 00:10:28,824
This goes right here.
285
00:10:28,857 --> 00:10:29,893
No, we tried that...
286
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:30,359
Oh.
287
00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:31,161
Knock, knock.
288
00:10:31,328 --> 00:10:33,734
I can't find the pear soda
in the fridge.
289
00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,169
I'm pretty sure it was
in my contract.
290
00:10:35,169 --> 00:10:38,009
Hey, Roman, I got some bad news.
Emily's gotta let you go,
291
00:10:38,042 --> 00:10:40,648
so why don't you throw yourself
into an envelope
292
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:41,449
and I'll mail you home.
293
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:43,653
No, no, no, no.
No, you're not fired, Roman.
294
00:10:43,687 --> 00:10:44,990
Frank, you're way overstepping.
295
00:10:45,023 --> 00:10:48,129
Surprise, Frank thinks
he's in charge.
296
00:10:48,129 --> 00:10:50,267
He tried to out-alpha
me earlier.
297
00:10:50,300 --> 00:10:52,705
Out-alpha you?
We're not a pack of dogs,
298
00:10:52,738 --> 00:10:54,208
no matter what Patel looks like
when he eats lunch.
299
00:10:54,241 --> 00:10:56,780
And if there's a quote unquote
alpha here, it's me.
300
00:10:56,813 --> 00:10:57,715
Check out the vision board.
301
00:10:57,982 --> 00:11:00,287
Ah, but the alpha never has
to say they're the alpha,
302
00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:02,792
they're just automatically
recognized by the pack.
303
00:11:02,825 --> 00:11:03,894
Also, I'm the alpha.
304
00:11:04,094 --> 00:11:06,800
You just said an alpha doesn't
have to say they're the alpha!
305
00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:07,769
Only the true alpha can.
306
00:11:08,002 --> 00:11:11,309
Ok, I'm actually the boss
so could you two just fight
307
00:11:11,342 --> 00:11:15,517
or uh, kiss, or just go wherever
this weird energy is taking you?
308
00:11:15,551 --> 00:11:17,087
With pleasure.
309
00:11:17,487 --> 00:11:20,160
This piece goes there.
310
00:11:20,193 --> 00:11:22,297
Ok. well, this piece
goes right here.
311
00:11:22,331 --> 00:11:25,937
I think one of these little
huckleberries go here.
312
00:11:25,937 --> 00:11:27,875
Yeah, well this piece
goes here.
313
00:11:27,909 --> 00:11:28,677
This piece goes here.
314
00:11:28,911 --> 00:11:30,346
Yeah, well this one
goes right here.
315
00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:31,282
These pieces go on top here.
316
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,052
Ok, that's ridiculous.
317
00:11:33,085 --> 00:11:34,421
You know what? If
you're not puzzle club,
318
00:11:34,454 --> 00:11:36,191
please leave puzzle club!
319
00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:39,365
I can promise you this much.
As your union rep
320
00:11:39,398 --> 00:11:42,738
there's only one kind of swing
that I'm gonna take.
321
00:11:42,772 --> 00:11:44,074
And that is...
322
00:11:45,243 --> 00:11:46,045
Big swings.
323
00:11:46,045 --> 00:11:48,349
Amit Patel takes big swings.
324
00:11:48,349 --> 00:11:51,121
For example, right now
I'd like to announce...
325
00:11:51,155 --> 00:11:55,565
no, I'd like to guarantee
work from home Fridays.
326
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,001
Who wants it?
327
00:11:58,570 --> 00:11:59,805
That's an impossible promise.
328
00:11:59,805 --> 00:12:01,877
How do you catch animals
from home?
329
00:12:01,943 --> 00:12:04,916
All he wants is a parking space
next to the building.
330
00:12:04,949 --> 00:12:07,555
...For all of us. I want parking
spots for all of us.
331
00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:08,557
And you're gonna get it.
332
00:12:08,757 --> 00:12:12,297
As your union rep, Patel's
bringing home parking spots!
333
00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,268
That's impossible!
334
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,338
We don't have that many
parking spots!
335
00:12:16,372 --> 00:12:17,542
Hey!
336
00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:18,510
- Can he do that?
- No.
337
00:12:18,777 --> 00:12:21,015
That's an impossible promise,
but really great speech.
338
00:12:21,048 --> 00:12:23,386
There's one more speech,
save the best for last.
339
00:12:23,419 --> 00:12:24,989
Hey, there's another speech.
340
00:12:25,022 --> 00:12:27,962
Gang. I know that it's been
a weird day,
341
00:12:27,962 --> 00:12:30,901
but let's not forget
who's got the vision
342
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:36,345
to lead us into 2024 and beyond.
It is this guy right here.
343
00:12:36,345 --> 00:12:37,180
Yep.
344
00:12:38,482 --> 00:12:39,284
Look, I know you've all gorged
on churros and false promises,
345
00:12:39,752 --> 00:12:43,861
but I need your eyes up here.
Uh, you let Carl and Patel talk.
346
00:12:43,861 --> 00:12:44,763
Thank you.
347
00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:48,938
And uh, again, I had a real
challenging few months.
348
00:12:48,971 --> 00:12:50,440
Nobody cares, Carl!
349
00:12:50,473 --> 00:12:52,176
Vive Patel
350
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,849
Oh! Crepes in the parking lot!
351
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:59,424
You are being bribed with thin,
savory pancakes!
352
00:12:59,457 --> 00:13:03,600
It's a predictable move!
And Carl, he is a liar.
353
00:13:03,634 --> 00:13:05,637
I have seen the traffic cams.
354
00:13:05,671 --> 00:13:08,009
I have talked to the nurses
on duty.
355
00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:10,948
There are discrepancies.
356
00:13:10,981 --> 00:13:12,985
Frank! What're you doing,
man?
357
00:13:13,019 --> 00:13:14,287
What're you doing?
358
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:17,528
Shred, don't go.
359
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:20,099
Shred, do not get a crepe!
360
00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:32,057
Ah. Amy.
Come in, please.
361
00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:34,361
Did you notice that the dogs
have stopped barking?
362
00:13:34,394 --> 00:13:36,298
I did. It's better.
363
00:13:36,331 --> 00:13:37,936
Great. Yay.
364
00:13:37,969 --> 00:13:39,672
So I think we can move on
and discuss
365
00:13:39,672 --> 00:13:41,308
the smell coming
from your kennels.
366
00:13:41,341 --> 00:13:43,947
I do think that animal smell
coming from
367
00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:47,153
an animal control precinct
might be unavoidable.
368
00:13:47,186 --> 00:13:48,055
Mmm...
369
00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:51,295
But I will look into it.
That's a really good idea.
370
00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:52,698
Thank you.
371
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,267
Palo Santo.
372
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:57,074
Mmhmm.
373
00:13:57,107 --> 00:13:57,775
Mmm.
374
00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,144
Yeah, would you like to take
the candle
375
00:13:59,144 --> 00:14:02,150
to help with the smell that will
probably always be there?
376
00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:03,653
Are you sure?
377
00:14:03,653 --> 00:14:04,421
Yeah, definitely.
378
00:14:04,622 --> 00:14:06,660
I'd love for you to have
my birthday candle.
379
00:14:06,693 --> 00:14:08,095
Anything for you, Amy.
380
00:14:08,129 --> 00:14:09,665
You know, here at Animal Control
381
00:14:09,699 --> 00:14:12,538
we really value
our neighbors, so...
382
00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:14,575
I've never been valued before.
383
00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:15,577
That surprises me.
384
00:14:15,611 --> 00:14:16,211
Yeah, me too.
385
00:14:16,378 --> 00:14:18,182
- You're so great.
- Thank you.
386
00:14:19,519 --> 00:14:20,988
- Bad move.
- Mm-Mhmm.
387
00:14:20,988 --> 00:14:22,391
How long have you been
standing there?
388
00:14:22,457 --> 00:14:25,162
Victoria, tell Emily
what she did wrong.
389
00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:27,133
Um, you gave positive
reinforcement
390
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,704
for a negative behavior.
391
00:14:28,704 --> 00:14:30,574
That's a dangerous type
of conditioning.
392
00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:36,085
In order to break the cycle,
assert yourself and dominate.
393
00:14:36,085 --> 00:14:38,590
Uh, yeah, that's probably
good insight.
394
00:14:38,623 --> 00:14:39,659
Pick me up.
395
00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:40,627
I'm sorry?
396
00:14:40,661 --> 00:14:42,430
Lift my body.
397
00:14:42,463 --> 00:14:44,702
I can do it.
I'll do it, I'll do it.
398
00:14:44,736 --> 00:14:46,404
No, not you. Her.
399
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:48,610
Come on.
400
00:14:55,189 --> 00:14:59,999
See? You're
stronger than you know.
401
00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,636
Yeah, I'm gonna
put you down now.
402
00:15:03,005 --> 00:15:04,742
I've come to make amends,
my lady.
403
00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:06,378
Happy belated birthday.
404
00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:14,194
Awesome, yeah.
405
00:15:14,261 --> 00:15:14,963
I'm just a little curious
406
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:17,534
why you put it directly
in the lost and found?
407
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:20,306
Oh, that's just where things
go sometimes.
408
00:15:20,306 --> 00:15:22,344
Ok, so your dislike of me
has nothing to do
409
00:15:22,377 --> 00:15:24,114
with the fact that I missed
your birthday?
410
00:15:24,147 --> 00:15:26,385
You didn't miss it,
you weren't invited.
411
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:27,655
Yes, ok, but why?
412
00:15:28,389 --> 00:15:30,561
Because I don't need you
anywhere near Emily
413
00:15:30,594 --> 00:15:32,063
with your little crush.
414
00:15:32,063 --> 00:15:35,436
Crush? On Emily?
Me, and our boss?
415
00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:36,205
That's crazy.
416
00:15:36,372 --> 00:15:38,476
So what'd you do for lunch
today, champ?
417
00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:41,181
I did a puzzle with Emily,
but that doesn't mean anything.
418
00:15:41,215 --> 00:15:43,754
Nobody does puzzles
unless they want more.
419
00:15:43,787 --> 00:15:45,189
I want nothing more
than the puzzle.
420
00:15:45,222 --> 00:15:47,194
The thrill of puzzling.
I'm a puzzler.
421
00:15:47,227 --> 00:15:48,229
You need to move on.
422
00:15:48,429 --> 00:15:51,703
She's in a great relationship
with Rick and I like him.
423
00:15:51,736 --> 00:15:52,671
He's great?
424
00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:53,472
Well, did you know
425
00:15:53,673 --> 00:15:55,242
he never takes his glove off
in front of her?
426
00:15:55,309 --> 00:15:56,144
I mean, what's he hiding?
427
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:58,415
Shred, I have that woman's
calendar mapped out
428
00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,788
for the next
four-and-a-half years,
429
00:16:00,788 --> 00:16:02,423
and you're not on it.
430
00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:08,469
Hey!
431
00:16:08,737 --> 00:16:11,041
You completely poisoned
the harmonious ecosystem
432
00:16:11,074 --> 00:16:12,545
where I lord over everyone!
433
00:16:12,578 --> 00:16:13,479
Fix it!
434
00:16:13,680 --> 00:16:18,222
If I were to help you,
not that I'm saying I would,
435
00:16:18,222 --> 00:16:20,059
I need to hear you say it.
436
00:16:20,092 --> 00:16:21,194
Say what?
437
00:16:21,228 --> 00:16:23,332
I need to hear you say
I'm the alpha.
438
00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:24,300
Ok.
439
00:16:25,838 --> 00:16:28,042
I'm the alpha.
Ha ha.
440
00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:29,210
Oh, you're gonna do
the magic finger?
441
00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:31,081
Should I pull it?
Make a smell?
442
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,518
You're embarrassing yourself.
443
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,826
Chester, come on.
Do you have no dignity?
444
00:16:36,859 --> 00:16:37,628
Come here.
445
00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:40,366
Oh my...
My back.
446
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,136
Ok. Yeah.
This is from the chicken chase.
447
00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,138
It's...
448
00:16:43,339 --> 00:16:45,143
Your tiny finger is doing
nothing here, it's my back.
449
00:16:45,176 --> 00:16:47,615
Oh, my spine is on fire.
450
00:16:47,648 --> 00:16:49,686
I'm just gonna go prone
for just a second.
451
00:16:53,927 --> 00:16:54,595
Yeah, I'm not doing the clicker.
I'm not submitting.
452
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:58,335
Yeah, you don't have
to call me the alpha,
453
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:01,275
your body language screams it.
454
00:17:01,308 --> 00:17:02,678
Now that I've broken you,
455
00:17:02,678 --> 00:17:05,383
I'll talk to Patel,
get him to drop out.
456
00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:08,590
Shouldn't be hard to make it
feel like it's his idea.
457
00:17:08,590 --> 00:17:09,625
Good boy.
458
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,342
Hi Amy, I'm calling to inform
you that I will no longer be
459
00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,314
responding to your incessant
and unreasonable complaints.
460
00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:23,285
And I want my Zen
water fountain back.
461
00:17:24,087 --> 00:17:25,089
Um, can you hold on a second?
462
00:17:25,356 --> 00:17:28,429
Sorry, can you just not click?
I heard your advice from before.
463
00:17:28,462 --> 00:17:30,568
I got it. I think I can take it
from here.
464
00:17:30,601 --> 00:17:32,638
In fact, um, why don't we
just call it early
465
00:17:32,671 --> 00:17:35,476
and you can go ahead and invoice
me for the whole day?
466
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:38,617
Yeah.
467
00:17:38,650 --> 00:17:39,552
Sorry.
468
00:17:39,586 --> 00:17:40,554
Why'd I drop out?
469
00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:44,562
I just asked myself, do I really
have time to be a union rep?
470
00:17:44,629 --> 00:17:47,500
Is that really taking care
of me?
471
00:17:47,568 --> 00:17:50,741
Alright, it looks like
we have a winner.
472
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:51,275
And it's...
473
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,714
Yeah, it's Carl.
Carl, you won.
474
00:17:54,848 --> 00:17:55,650
No. No.
475
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:58,422
That's impossible.
That can't be right.
476
00:17:58,456 --> 00:18:01,529
Well, uh, much like the metal
pins in my femur,
477
00:18:01,562 --> 00:18:04,769
I pledge to be the bond
that helps this office heal.
478
00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:06,271
Aww, that's sweet.
479
00:18:06,305 --> 00:18:09,378
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve...
480
00:18:09,411 --> 00:18:11,716
Not to take away from
Carl's beautiful moment,
481
00:18:11,749 --> 00:18:14,421
but I'm afraid I must say
my goodbyes.
482
00:18:14,454 --> 00:18:15,557
No.
483
00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:16,559
Yeah.
484
00:18:18,663 --> 00:18:20,432
Victoria.
485
00:18:26,378 --> 00:18:28,650
Are you free tonight?
486
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,450
I...
487
00:18:29,618 --> 00:18:32,356
My mom's out of town
so I can stay out late.
488
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,597
You live with your mum?
489
00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:39,170
I have... plans.
490
00:18:39,204 --> 00:18:40,273
So... the plans.
491
00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:42,376
I just remembered
that I have plans.
492
00:18:42,410 --> 00:18:44,380
- Yeah.
- So I can't...
493
00:18:46,719 --> 00:18:47,688
I know.
494
00:18:50,728 --> 00:18:51,762
What was I thinking?
495
00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:52,931
I'm not sure.
496
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,637
And with that,
he was gone.
497
00:18:59,010 --> 00:19:01,882
Oh, Roman, the entrance
is that way. Yeah.
498
00:19:10,667 --> 00:19:14,542
I know you had a day so I
thought you could use this.
499
00:19:14,542 --> 00:19:17,413
Thanks, but it doesn't look
deep enough to drown myself in.
500
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:19,484
Ok, I'm gonna give you
some space.
501
00:19:22,256 --> 00:19:23,459
Puzzle buddy.
502
00:19:23,492 --> 00:19:25,530
Are we gonna puzzle again
tomorrow at lunch?
503
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,466
I feel like we're really
on a roll.
504
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,972
Uh, you know, I think I'm gonna
start working out at lunch.
505
00:19:29,972 --> 00:19:31,208
Oh, ok.
506
00:19:31,241 --> 00:19:31,976
Yeah, I just feel like
507
00:19:32,210 --> 00:19:34,414
puzzling's not giving me
enough cardio, so...
508
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,986
Yeah, ok. That sounds really
healthy, so...
509
00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:37,854
Yeah.
510
00:19:37,888 --> 00:19:38,523
Good for you.
511
00:19:38,690 --> 00:19:40,226
I can finish the puzzle
on my own.
512
00:19:40,259 --> 00:19:41,495
Well, I wish you luck.
513
00:19:41,529 --> 00:19:42,531
Thank you.
514
00:19:42,531 --> 00:19:44,034
Anyway, um, have a good night.
515
00:19:44,034 --> 00:19:45,335
Yeah, you too. Goodnight.
516
00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:46,471
Thank you. Bye.
517
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:03,906
That's weird.
518
00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:21,909
It's the freaking fountain.
The dogs are barking at it.
519
00:20:21,943 --> 00:20:23,613
Roman's a fraud!
520
00:20:23,647 --> 00:20:25,617
Nothing that happened
today counts!
521
00:20:25,650 --> 00:20:28,924
Hard reset!
I'm still the union rep!
522
00:20:28,957 --> 00:20:32,964
I'm still your leader!
523
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:33,966
Going prone.
524
00:20:41,482 --> 00:20:42,951
Where's your water?
525
00:20:42,985 --> 00:20:44,420
I don't have one.
526
00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:47,561
Slow burn, right?
527
00:20:47,594 --> 00:20:48,730
Slow burn.
528
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:50,768
Slow death, I think is
the expression.
529
00:20:53,673 --> 00:20:54,240
Jeez.
530
00:20:54,407 --> 00:20:55,343
♪ Well, he flows into town,
531
00:20:55,376 --> 00:20:56,512
Thank you.
532
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,817
♪ greasy and drunk,
533
00:20:58,850 --> 00:21:02,991
♪ A pen thru a jar
to calm down, ♪
534
00:21:05,830 --> 00:21:06,732
Come on.
535
00:21:07,366 --> 00:21:08,135
Halfway there.
536
00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,605
Ok.
537
00:21:10,707 --> 00:21:12,043
Water.
538
00:21:13,780 --> 00:21:17,087
♪ Well, you shot
your man down. ♪
539
00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,321
Hey.
540
00:21:19,024 --> 00:21:21,027
Ah, good morning, Frank!
541
00:21:21,795 --> 00:21:22,864
Beautiful day.
542
00:21:28,041 --> 00:21:30,847
Oops, wrong leg.
543
00:21:34,788 --> 00:21:36,859
Son of a bitch.
544
00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:38,061
Well played, Carl.
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