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Yeah, so sloth's climbing up
Wall Three,
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one of our most popular climbs.
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When did he start his ascent,
last week?
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Over here.
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Up there.
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We had a kid's birthday
party yesterday.
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I think the petting zoo guy
must have forgotten him.
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Oh, did they use Heavy Petters?
We get a lot of calls.
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Real sloppy with
their head count.
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Oh, little dude's on the move.
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He's getting cocky.
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Shred, strap me in.
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Frank, let me flag
this one more time.
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Are you sure you don't
want me to climb?
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Shred, look at him.
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I'm just worried about you
overdosing on cuteness
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and losing all your faculties.
I got this.
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Hurry, Frank!
I think he's losing his grip!
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Mmhmm. The yelling helps.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hi, buddy. I'm Frank.
It's ok.
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Yeah, come on over here
nice and easy.
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Oh, alright. Well, um...
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He likes the clip, Frank.
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Oh, look. It's shiny.
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Ok, ok.
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Ahhhhh!!!!!
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Are you ok?
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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The phone and keys
broke my fall.
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What are you giggling at?
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Teresa.
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She sent me a video of her
getting knocked over by a wave.
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She's very self-deprecating.
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Who's Teresa?
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One of the women
I'm texting with.
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One of the women?
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Yeah. I joined a couple of those
dating apps
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and maybe it's 'cause
I posted a picture
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of me with a baby giraffe
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but I'm getting a lot
of messages.
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I feel like it was just a week
ago you were so heartbroken
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over Emily you couldn't finish
your French toast sticks.
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I'm done wallowing, Frank.
I'm done with it.
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Man was not put on this earth
to wallow.
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Hey, if you had a dazzling text
rapport with someone
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would you be willing to travel
to Bainbridge Island?
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It's a long way away,
I have to take a ferry,
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but I think it makes
a statement.
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Well, it's a big opportunity
for her to meet
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the most exhausting person
on the planet.
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Precinct 22
adoption update:
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we just found a home
for the goat,
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so that makes 68 pets
this quarter.
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Our kennels are
officially empty.
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Alright.
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Congratulations.
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How many did Templeton's
broke ass precinct have?
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As of this morning, 75.
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Wait, so we don't have a chance
at the ping pong table?
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There's only two days left.
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Why did you present this
as a win?
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Ok, well we're second in
all of Seattle
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so we're going to get
the pizza lunch.
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But I don't want
the pizza lunch.
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I want the table.
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Alright, well it's not
about winning,
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it's about the animals'
well-being.
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Oh, you think the animals
want Templeton to win?
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No, they want justice,
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and justice is me
winning that table.
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I mean us, the collective me.
I just wanna play ping pong!
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Ok, bye, Frank.
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Thank you
for contacting
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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Your call will be answered
by the next available agent.
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Yes, I know, because
you've told me 700 times.
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Don't.
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- Gotcha.
- Don't you dare.
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- I don't like this part.
- Stop.
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Is that a French horn?
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All units:
Police requesting back-up
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at 146 Broadway.
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It's a French horn.
Truck 8 responding.
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Thank you
for contacting
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US Citizenship and
Immigration Services.
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This is torture!
I just need a green card!
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Why are you making this
so difficult?
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Don't.
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Hey, officers Flea and Tick.
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Oh my god,
you are so funny.
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Those improv classes are really
paying off, Jimmy.
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What've we got?
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Hoarder died alone.
A lot of toasters.
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A lot of cats.
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How many cats?
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I don't know, man.
Like 400?
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They wouldn't stay still
for a head count.
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They're all gonna need homes.
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You know what else needs a home?
That ping pong table.
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Up top, Shred.
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Yep.
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Alright, let's go, guys.
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Hi.
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Ewww, this place freaks me out.
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Yeah, I don't wanna toot my own
horn but this is exactly
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what I thought a hoarder's house
would smell like.
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Classic Frank boast.
No way to verify it.
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Just breathe in.
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Don't do that!
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Sorry.
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Who keeps a headless mannequin
in a hallway, dude?
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What?
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There are dozens of jars
of urine in the other room
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and this gives you pause?
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Guys, remember that hoarding
is a disease
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according to this pamphlet
I found
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in a pile of pamphlets
about hoarding.
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That is not cool!
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Dude.
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What? Just 'cause an old lady
died here doesn't mean
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we can't have a little fun.
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Can anyone else hear that music?
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I can't tell whether it's real
or whether it's in my head.
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I totally hear it.
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'Cause it's music playing, guys.
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Hello?
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Is anybody home?
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Well, I hope you guys
feel silly.
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What is it?!
Is it undead?
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Away demon! Off!
Get it off!
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I think we just added
to the urine smell.
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Get it off!
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Too bad she didn't hoard
cleaning products.
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Sure, it's got a bit of
deferred maintenance,
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every surface is sticky,
but it's got good bones.
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A savvy investor could come
in here and make a killing.
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Look at this.
That's original red oak.
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Right.
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Is that a working fireplace?
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Ooh, I just got confirmation
from Bainbridge Island.
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I'm now fully booked
for the week.
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You gotta get on one
of these apps, Frank.
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Dating apps are for losers.
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I get heaps of action
from those apps.
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Dating apps are for losers
and illegal aliens.
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Oh, burn.
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Let's get these cats out of here
and go win a ping pong table.
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Yeah, working!
Maybe I should invest.
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I think you're changing
the subject.
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The subject was and always
will be ping pong.
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You changed it.
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Yeah, but I've known you
a year and a half,
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you've never been
in a relationship,
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I just think it's weird.
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Look, I got ghosted
by the same woman twice.
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And my dentist, also a woman,
she keeps rescheduling,
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so I'm just gonna take
the spring off.
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Frank, you're not getting
any younger.
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And don't you wanna meet a nice
lady who can help you
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get on and off the toilet?
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Yeah, you know, one more comment
like that and I'm calling ICE.
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I'm just saying you have
to be careful,
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because this situation
could be you.
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Lonely, tall man, dies
surrounded by his cats.
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Ok.
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I think it might already
be too late.
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My legs are so well-defined they
think it's a scratching post.
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Sure.
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Alright everybody, listen up.
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We have been given a gift
with these cats.
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A screeching, clawing
gift from the gods.
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What is going on
with these phones?
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Immigration.
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That is a French horn, right?
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What's your excuse?
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Bainbridge Island fell out
and I have to fill her slot.
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Let me rephrase that.
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Frank, is now a good time
to speak to you
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about an investment opportunity?
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No.
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Because I am on Zillow right
now, excellent school district,
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it practically sells itself
to a young family,
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not to mention a peekaboo view
of the Space Needle.
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I wouldn't even go in on a bag
of M&M's with you,
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let alone a hoarder's house.
We need to focus.
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There is a ping pong table
at stake.
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Sure, I could just buy one,
but it's not about that.
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It's about beating Templeton.
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We have until end of
business Friday
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to get this product
out the door.
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Ok, Frank, just a reminder
they're neglected cats,
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not product, and it's, you know,
less about speed,
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more about finding them good,
loving homes.
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Totally.
Three of them are siblings.
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So we could probably put those
in one package
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and that would leave us
with ten units.
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Officer Dudge approaching,
should I deny entry?
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- Yeah.
- Yes.
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No, it's fine, Bettany.
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Ok, not sure if you heard,
we unloaded the beagle
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with the infected anal glands.
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So next question:
deep dish or thin crust?
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I'm not hungry now after hearing
about that beagle situation.
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That ping pong table
is gonna fit nicely
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next to the Sno-Cone machine
we won last quarter,
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and at some point, Emily,
this is about your leadership.
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Or lack thereof.
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Ok, you're not gonna make me
feel bad about this, Templeton.
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I might.
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And you're awfully quiet, Frank.
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Don't worry, I'm screaming
plenty of things at you
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in my head.
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There's that snark,
that wry smile.
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Alright, backhand, slice.
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Bye.
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All clear.
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Ok, we're changing tactics.
We're gonna win.
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I am so sick of that jerk
just always gunning for my job
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and I need to wipe the smug
little smile off of his face.
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I like petty, competitive Emily.
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Yeah, she's sexy.
A little bit naughty, even.
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And I'm not allowed to say this
stuff at work
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so maybe I'll get disciplined.
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I'm really sorry about that, I-
I've switched birth control
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so I'm feeling a bit crazy.
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Ok, we need a plan.
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I think we all know
what we have to do.
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Oh, here we go.
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- Any excuse.
- Love it.
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- She loves it.
- Love it.
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I'm sorry, what do
we have to do?
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We have to dress the cats up
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and put pictures of them
on our website.
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And I should probably be
in charge of costume theme.
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We're not doing the
Jane Austen thing again.
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Why not?
It was so cute.
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The lizard in the bonnet
sat there for five months.
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And two of those months
it was dead.
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But it was cute.
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Ok, I am gonna pull rank
that I don't have.
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Wild West theme, everybody.
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Sheriffs, cowboys,
maybe a little bordello.
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Yes!
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That is what we're doing.
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I love the wild west.
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Yosemite Sam was always
my favorite Loony Toon.
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Everybody knows that
Bugs Bunny was the best.
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I'm not having this
argument again.
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Pepe LePew?
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Cancelled.
253
00:08:47,655 --> 00:08:48,624
Always ignored.
254
00:08:49,793 --> 00:08:50,628
I can work with Wild West,
255
00:08:50,862 --> 00:08:53,734
I'm seeing lots of cotton
bloomers and bolo ties,
256
00:08:53,767 --> 00:08:55,804
so you two,
I need you on art supplies.
257
00:08:55,804 --> 00:08:57,875
I need you two on teeny-tiny
cat costumes.
258
00:08:57,909 --> 00:09:00,581
Ok. We need to make these cats
as adorable as possible
259
00:09:00,615 --> 00:09:01,649
- as fast as possible.
- Yeah.
260
00:09:01,649 --> 00:09:03,521
Let's go, everybody. Let's go.
261
00:09:03,554 --> 00:09:04,455
Right now?
262
00:09:04,488 --> 00:09:05,390
Claws become features.
263
00:09:05,658 --> 00:09:07,662
The three-legged cat needs
to have a Civil War costume,
264
00:09:07,695 --> 00:09:09,566
give him a back story.
Let's go!
265
00:09:10,635 --> 00:09:12,303
Bainbridge Island
is back in!
266
00:09:12,303 --> 00:09:14,776
Uh, don't use office hours
for trivial nonsense.
267
00:09:14,810 --> 00:09:16,747
You're supposed to be
ordering tiny cowboy hats.
268
00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:18,884
I don't know if I can
trust her now.
269
00:09:18,918 --> 00:09:21,288
I'm gonna double book a date
just so I have a back-up plan.
270
00:09:21,321 --> 00:09:23,527
Shred, I don't wanna get
involved in your emotional life,
271
00:09:23,561 --> 00:09:26,065
I've been consistent
and unwavering in that,
272
00:09:26,065 --> 00:09:27,835
but you seem a little nuts
with the dating.
273
00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:30,073
Oh, you and my mother.
274
00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:30,941
That's what she thinks,
275
00:09:31,175 --> 00:09:32,912
that I haven't processed
all my feelings for Emily.
276
00:09:32,912 --> 00:09:35,651
Well, process this: boo hoo.
277
00:09:35,685 --> 00:09:37,821
You know what?
You and your mom covered it.
278
00:09:37,821 --> 00:09:39,726
I'm gonna tell you
what I told her.
279
00:09:39,759 --> 00:09:41,028
Don't clip my wings, mom.
280
00:09:41,061 --> 00:09:43,801
I'm flying into a world of
unknown romantic
281
00:09:43,801 --> 00:09:46,372
slash sexual opportunities.
282
00:09:46,405 --> 00:09:48,811
Truck 12. Business
owner reporting missing animal.
283
00:09:48,811 --> 00:09:51,249
3247 Kinley Street.
284
00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:52,852
Truck 12 responding,
285
00:09:52,885 --> 00:09:56,291
Officer Shaw and his unhinged
passenger on their way.
286
00:09:57,728 --> 00:09:59,665
Frank is a great guy.
287
00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,135
I mean, if I had one
constructive criticism
288
00:10:01,169 --> 00:10:03,139
it would be that his dreams,
they're small.
289
00:10:03,172 --> 00:10:04,308
Not like you and me.
290
00:10:04,308 --> 00:10:05,644
Others see storm clouds,
291
00:10:05,711 --> 00:10:08,283
we see an opportunity
to invent the umbrella.
292
00:10:08,283 --> 00:10:09,051
We get it.
293
00:10:09,218 --> 00:10:10,988
I'm not investing in
no disgusting house.
294
00:10:10,988 --> 00:10:12,959
And if it's so great,
why don't you just buy it?
295
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:14,495
Well, I've sunk
a lot of liquidity
296
00:10:14,563 --> 00:10:15,865
into children's piano lessons.
297
00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:18,837
Oh my gosh, I'm next in line.
This is very exciting.
298
00:10:18,837 --> 00:10:21,308
I've been on hold
for literally hours.
299
00:10:21,308 --> 00:10:24,214
This is very unfortunate timing.
300
00:10:24,247 --> 00:10:26,920
No!!!!
301
00:10:29,057 --> 00:10:29,726
Oh boy.
302
00:10:29,926 --> 00:10:32,397
A psychic who can't find
their own pet.
303
00:10:32,397 --> 00:10:35,804
It's gonna be hard for me
to be my best self in there.
304
00:10:36,673 --> 00:10:38,042
So my monkey, Nirvana,
305
00:10:38,076 --> 00:10:40,881
she's the reincarnation
of Kurt Cobain.
306
00:10:40,881 --> 00:10:42,518
That's how she got her name.
307
00:10:42,552 --> 00:10:43,720
Yeah, I put two
and two together.
308
00:10:43,787 --> 00:10:44,822
I got a little ESP of my own.
309
00:10:45,022 --> 00:10:48,730
I know she's going to be ok
because I can see she's safe.
310
00:10:48,763 --> 00:10:50,668
Wanna short cut this
and tell us where she is?
311
00:10:50,701 --> 00:10:51,736
It doesn't work like that.
312
00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:52,772
Of course not.
313
00:10:52,772 --> 00:10:54,909
Hey. We'll alert
the authorities.
314
00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:56,145
Well, actually,
it's actually us.
315
00:10:56,145 --> 00:10:58,817
But don't worry, we will
find your monkey.
316
00:10:58,850 --> 00:11:00,086
You have a kind aura.
317
00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:00,821
Thanks.
318
00:11:00,854 --> 00:11:02,625
Yours is more turbulent.
319
00:11:02,659 --> 00:11:03,393
What gave it away?
320
00:11:03,627 --> 00:11:06,031
My overt hostility,
or that more than once
321
00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,701
I've implied that
you're a charlatan?
322
00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:08,804
Hey, can I ask you something?
323
00:11:08,837 --> 00:11:10,708
There's this girl
on Bainbridge Island...
324
00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:13,312
She's not worth it.
Too far away.
325
00:11:13,345 --> 00:11:15,918
Also, she's very indecisive.
326
00:11:15,985 --> 00:11:19,258
Frank, she's good.
Ask her something.
327
00:11:19,291 --> 00:11:20,259
No.
328
00:11:20,293 --> 00:11:21,328
Come on.
329
00:11:24,001 --> 00:11:25,136
Are we gonna win
the ping pong table?
330
00:11:25,170 --> 00:11:27,441
Seriously?
You can ask me anything.
331
00:11:27,474 --> 00:11:31,015
I can see into the future
or communicate with the dead.
332
00:11:31,015 --> 00:11:31,750
Fine.
333
00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:32,652
Reach out to my dead mother
and ask her
334
00:11:33,052 --> 00:11:34,922
if she thinks we're gonna win
the ping pong table.
335
00:11:34,956 --> 00:11:36,993
You're at a crossroads in life.
336
00:11:37,027 --> 00:11:39,699
I can only see one path clearly
337
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,739
and it's a path
of great loneliness.
338
00:11:42,772 --> 00:11:44,609
Have you considered
a dating app?
339
00:11:44,609 --> 00:11:47,380
Just admit you don't know who's
gonna win the ping pong table.
340
00:11:47,414 --> 00:11:49,351
Ping pong is just a distraction.
341
00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:50,788
Underneath you don't think
342
00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:52,892
there's someone out there
for you.
343
00:11:52,925 --> 00:11:55,430
You've given up on love.
344
00:11:55,463 --> 00:11:56,465
I just got a chill.
345
00:11:56,733 --> 00:11:59,805
That chill is because strip mall
medium here can't afford heat.
346
00:11:59,839 --> 00:12:02,645
And she lost an entire monkey.
347
00:12:02,679 --> 00:12:03,947
Alright, let's go.
348
00:12:04,448 --> 00:12:05,449
Thank you.
349
00:12:06,218 --> 00:12:08,891
This bartender looks
like my uncle Jimmy.
350
00:12:09,425 --> 00:12:14,067
Holy crap, I think it's working.
Getting a lot of likes.
351
00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:14,769
Really?
352
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,571
Here we go.
353
00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:17,708
Ok. Some family wants to adopt
Billy the Kitten
354
00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:19,845
and the hairless call girl.
355
00:12:19,845 --> 00:12:20,982
Yes!
356
00:12:21,015 --> 00:12:22,719
Still no takers on
the hairy call girl.
357
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,421
- Emily?
- Hey.
358
00:12:24,488 --> 00:12:25,290
Can I help you?
359
00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:27,094
I mean, you've been going
non-stop all day.
360
00:12:27,127 --> 00:12:29,766
Um, yeah, actually could you
hand me that tiny little
361
00:12:29,799 --> 00:12:32,036
hang man's noose for
our cattle wrestler here?
362
00:12:32,070 --> 00:12:35,376
Wow, look at that.
You've got a real creative side.
363
00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:36,813
Thanks.
364
00:12:36,846 --> 00:12:38,249
Ever thought about working
on a bigger canvas?
365
00:12:38,282 --> 00:12:40,453
No, I'm not investing
in your house, Patel.
366
00:12:40,486 --> 00:12:41,723
I'm taking an early lunch.
367
00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:42,925
Ok.
368
00:12:43,226 --> 00:12:44,227
Agent.
369
00:12:44,762 --> 00:12:46,098
Agent.
370
00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,069
I'm saying agent!
371
00:12:48,102 --> 00:12:50,072
Officer Dudge approaching.
372
00:12:50,106 --> 00:12:52,076
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
373
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,814
- Emily's in her office.
- Okay.
374
00:12:54,215 --> 00:12:56,018
This is pandering,
whoring your pets.
375
00:12:56,018 --> 00:12:57,888
I've already registered
my complaint online.
376
00:12:57,888 --> 00:13:00,193
Wait, are you catdignity99?
377
00:13:00,193 --> 00:13:01,161
Yes, I am.
378
00:13:01,428 --> 00:13:03,967
'Cause someone has to speak
for those who have no voice.
379
00:13:04,001 --> 00:13:06,272
Have you ever considered a vow
of silence in solidarity?
380
00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:07,140
Never.
381
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,144
Doesn't your supervisor
ever wonder where you are?
382
00:13:09,177 --> 00:13:09,946
Yeah.
383
00:13:09,979 --> 00:13:10,881
Oh, starting tomorrow
384
00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:13,285
he will be able to find me
at our new ping pong table.
385
00:13:13,319 --> 00:13:14,154
I don't know.
386
00:13:14,287 --> 00:13:14,956
I mean, you wouldn't have come
all this way
387
00:13:15,256 --> 00:13:17,829
if you weren't a little
sweaty and nervous.
388
00:13:17,862 --> 00:13:19,732
You know I have a diminished
thyroid,
389
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:20,668
so that is workplace harassment.
390
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:23,306
I can't keep track of all
your shrinking body parts.
391
00:13:23,306 --> 00:13:25,745
Why don't you make a complaint
to one of your cat forums?
392
00:13:25,778 --> 00:13:26,746
Maybe I already did.
393
00:13:26,779 --> 00:13:27,815
- Oh, you did?
- Yeah.
394
00:13:27,882 --> 00:13:28,750
Oh, what did it say?
395
00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:32,992
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow,
meow, meow, meow, meow,
396
00:13:33,026 --> 00:13:34,260
he was mean to me.
397
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:37,366
Hey, Shred.
398
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,302
Hey, what's up?
399
00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:41,041
Hey yo, how come you haven't
asked me to invest yet?
400
00:13:41,041 --> 00:13:42,812
Ah, you're a young kid, man.
401
00:13:42,845 --> 00:13:44,048
You don't have that
kind of extra dough.
402
00:13:44,081 --> 00:13:45,817
I mean, you know I had
a lot of sponsors
403
00:13:45,817 --> 00:13:47,420
when I was a snowboarder, right?
404
00:13:48,155 --> 00:13:48,923
Really?
405
00:13:49,157 --> 00:13:51,362
Wait, so would you be
interested in investing?
406
00:13:51,395 --> 00:13:53,365
Oh, I wish I could.
407
00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,904
Of course you just build me up
just to cut me down, huh?
408
00:13:55,904 --> 00:13:58,042
Dude, I don't have time
for side projects right now.
409
00:13:58,042 --> 00:13:59,512
I'm dating non-stop.
410
00:13:59,546 --> 00:14:01,082
Let me take you by after work,
411
00:14:01,082 --> 00:14:04,989
you see the neighborhood
at night, no commitment.
412
00:14:05,023 --> 00:14:05,891
Alright, yeah.
413
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:08,328
I'm always looking for ways
to expand my portfolio.
414
00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:09,298
Yeah. That's it.
415
00:14:09,298 --> 00:14:10,366
Portfolio?
416
00:14:10,767 --> 00:14:12,204
I'm not worried.
We're leading by six
417
00:14:12,204 --> 00:14:14,174
and closing time
is fast approaching.
418
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,176
Oh, boom.
419
00:14:15,209 --> 00:14:17,213
Found a home for
the labradoodle.
420
00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:20,754
Well, I wouldn't get
too confident because
421
00:14:20,787 --> 00:14:24,896
boom, just found a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacist.
422
00:14:24,929 --> 00:14:27,000
That was a picture
of a cappuccino.
423
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,071
We will find a home for
Fluffy Frontier Pharmacists!
424
00:14:29,104 --> 00:14:32,010
And all of the citizens
of Cat Town.
425
00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,982
Feels very desperate, people.
Very desperate.
426
00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:37,855
That's an ace.
427
00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:38,657
That's a slice.
428
00:14:38,891 --> 00:14:41,328
Put a freaking agent
on the phone.
429
00:14:45,437 --> 00:14:46,338
Bam!
430
00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,582
Look at this.
Sycamore lined streets,
431
00:14:51,616 --> 00:14:55,189
I mean, this place just has
all the intangibles.
432
00:14:55,222 --> 00:14:57,995
Oof, there she is, right
in the middle of the block.
433
00:14:58,028 --> 00:14:59,899
What're all those people
doing there?
434
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,872
Is that an open house?
That's not in the MLS.
435
00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:04,575
You think they're doing
a pocket listing?
436
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:07,815
Look at those beams.
437
00:15:07,849 --> 00:15:08,884
Welcome, I'm Ben.
438
00:15:08,884 --> 00:15:10,120
Ah, you must be
the listing agent.
439
00:15:10,153 --> 00:15:10,755
Hi.
440
00:15:10,821 --> 00:15:12,858
Uh, no.
I'm Audrey's son.
441
00:15:12,892 --> 00:15:14,428
So help yourself to some food
442
00:15:14,461 --> 00:15:17,133
and the rabbi will begin prayers
in a few minutes.
443
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:20,173
Oh. There's been a huge
misunderstanding.
444
00:15:20,173 --> 00:15:22,443
I'm so sorry, we thought
this was an open house.
445
00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:27,621
I am so sorry for your loss.
That is just devastating.
446
00:15:27,621 --> 00:15:29,659
But in regards to the house
447
00:15:29,692 --> 00:15:32,297
have you guys come up
with an asking price?
448
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,401
Not that there's-
that's not for today.
449
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,009
No, for today is about
your mother.
450
00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:40,346
We're... um, we're gonna...
451
00:15:40,346 --> 00:15:41,482
Wait.
452
00:15:41,516 --> 00:15:43,286
Don't go.
453
00:15:43,319 --> 00:15:44,922
My mother didn't have
many friends
454
00:15:44,922 --> 00:15:47,360
and we need ten people
for a minion.
455
00:15:59,685 --> 00:16:01,388
Please be seated.
456
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,467
The house is great
for entertaining.
457
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,438
Ten in the living room,
no problem?
458
00:16:09,471 --> 00:16:12,076
We come in low
but we come in fast.
459
00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,752
Hello, Templeton.
Are you calling to concede?
460
00:16:16,786 --> 00:16:19,424
I know you cheated.
We were up by three at 4:45.
461
00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:21,462
That ping pong table should
be ours, Frank!
462
00:16:21,495 --> 00:16:22,230
What can I tell ya?
463
00:16:22,464 --> 00:16:24,334
An animal lover came in
right before the bell.
464
00:16:24,368 --> 00:16:26,205
But you still got that
pizza lunch, right?
465
00:16:26,238 --> 00:16:28,108
What is it, two medium pies
for 30 people?
466
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:30,113
That sounds like fun.
Enjoy the stampede.
467
00:16:30,146 --> 00:16:32,183
I'm launching a
formal investiga...
468
00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:37,060
Alright guys, let's not get
too comfortable, ok?
469
00:16:37,093 --> 00:16:38,395
This isn't permanent.
470
00:16:38,428 --> 00:16:40,400
You're leaving when we find you
new homes.
471
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,239
Except for you, Doc Whiskers.
Obviously you're staying.
472
00:16:43,239 --> 00:16:45,476
Because I love you,
and I've always loved you.
473
00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:46,244
I sure do.
474
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:49,150
Hey, what do you ladies
wanna watch, huh?
475
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:52,223
What's happening to me?
476
00:16:57,033 --> 00:16:58,503
I can't talk, I'm on hold.
477
00:16:58,536 --> 00:17:01,074
Mock me all you want,
I need your help.
478
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,179
I need you to get me
on those dating apps.
479
00:17:03,179 --> 00:17:04,447
Aren't those for losers?
480
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:05,149
Oh, absolutely.
481
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:07,087
And I am ready to join
their ranks.
482
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,355
I'll be right there.
483
00:17:11,729 --> 00:17:13,299
I know.
484
00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:15,303
I was so embarrassed, you know?
485
00:17:15,336 --> 00:17:17,106
And then my mom came
to pick me up from school
486
00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:19,110
with a brand new baseball glove.
487
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:21,048
Which she probably has
in the basement somewhere
488
00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:23,019
along with every pair of cleats
I've ever owned.
489
00:17:24,021 --> 00:17:26,358
She has a hard time
letting go of things.
490
00:17:26,391 --> 00:17:31,168
Now I'm having a hard time
letting go of her.
491
00:17:31,168 --> 00:17:33,507
Thank you, Ben.
That was beautiful.
492
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,708
Beautiful.
493
00:17:34,742 --> 00:17:37,346
Would anyone else like to share?
494
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,382
I would.
495
00:17:38,717 --> 00:17:39,718
What?
496
00:17:40,185 --> 00:17:44,161
Uh, being with all of you
has made me very aware
497
00:17:44,194 --> 00:17:46,165
of how hard it is to lose
someone you love.
498
00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:48,135
To know that you can never
be together.
499
00:17:48,169 --> 00:17:51,175
To know that your life
is forever changed.
500
00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:54,481
To know that she's with
someone else now.
501
00:17:54,515 --> 00:17:57,153
And the odds of finding somebody
with a radiant beauty
502
00:17:57,153 --> 00:17:59,592
that likes dressing cats
in adorable outfits
503
00:17:59,625 --> 00:18:01,294
is pretty much zero.
504
00:18:01,328 --> 00:18:05,169
And I've been running from
my feelings for a while,
505
00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:10,412
but the truth is I'm just
really, really sad.
506
00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:11,448
I'm sad.
507
00:18:16,826 --> 00:18:18,395
Thank you.
508
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:21,167
You save animals for a living.
509
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,938
I... I don't understand
why you're fighting it.
510
00:18:22,971 --> 00:18:25,276
I think most women would
find that very appealing.
511
00:18:25,309 --> 00:18:27,314
There's so much more
to me than that.
512
00:18:27,347 --> 00:18:29,217
I'm a deep thinker.
513
00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:32,057
I'm a graduate of
the school of life.
514
00:18:32,090 --> 00:18:33,793
Do you wanna add celibate
to the list?
515
00:18:33,827 --> 00:18:35,195
Look, it's very simple, Frank.
516
00:18:35,229 --> 00:18:37,466
You are six foot four,
you don't have kids,
517
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:38,468
you save animals for a living.
518
00:18:38,736 --> 00:18:42,076
It wouldn't hurt to mention
your shoe size, they look big.
519
00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:45,082
Can you at least add that I'm
a bourbon and scotch enthusiast?
520
00:18:45,082 --> 00:18:47,086
Yeah, sure.
Drinks too much.
521
00:18:47,086 --> 00:18:48,255
Why don't we just lead
with that?
522
00:18:48,255 --> 00:18:49,190
Alright, just say whatever
you want.
523
00:18:49,390 --> 00:18:52,297
But don't use the photo of me
and the baby giraffe.
524
00:18:52,330 --> 00:18:54,134
Oh, it's good actually.
525
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,469
Yeah, my hair looked
good that day.
526
00:18:56,573 --> 00:18:57,107
Vain.
527
00:18:57,642 --> 00:18:59,812
You alright? You got pretty
emotional in there.
528
00:18:59,812 --> 00:19:00,446
Yeah.
529
00:19:00,614 --> 00:19:01,314
I mean, you probably
already know
530
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:04,555
but I'm having some trouble
getting over Emily.
531
00:19:04,555 --> 00:19:05,790
Totally. Emily.
532
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,164
Honestly, I did not know that.
533
00:19:09,197 --> 00:19:10,133
Really?
534
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,869
Yeah, you'd be surprised at
how self-centered I can be.
535
00:19:11,869 --> 00:19:13,439
Oh. Well, yeah.
536
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,243
I guess I thought I was ready
to start dating
537
00:19:15,276 --> 00:19:18,249
but I'm just not, man.
538
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:19,484
You'll get there, buddy.
539
00:19:19,518 --> 00:19:20,554
Thanks.
540
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:22,090
You know what might be nice?
541
00:19:22,123 --> 00:19:22,758
Hmm?
542
00:19:22,991 --> 00:19:24,696
Just throw yourself
into a project.
543
00:19:24,696 --> 00:19:27,299
Something with incredible
upside potential.
544
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,837
You really are self-centered.
545
00:19:28,837 --> 00:19:29,572
You have no idea.
546
00:19:29,806 --> 00:19:31,909
Why do you want this house
so bad, anyway?
547
00:19:31,909 --> 00:19:34,280
Well, Maya is on bed rest,
my kids are monsters,
548
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:36,251
I want something that's mine.
549
00:19:36,285 --> 00:19:37,521
I get that, man.
550
00:19:37,554 --> 00:19:38,222
Yeah.
551
00:19:38,388 --> 00:19:40,359
I need something
that's mine, too.
552
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:42,764
Let's do it.
553
00:19:44,602 --> 00:19:45,436
Really?
554
00:19:45,604 --> 00:19:47,808
Yeah, dude. Let's, like,
let's actually do it.
555
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:48,777
Are you...?
556
00:19:48,977 --> 00:19:50,547
I'm serious. No, let's be, like,
real estate tycoons.
557
00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:52,551
Yes! Yes!
Let's run this town, baby!
558
00:19:52,584 --> 00:19:53,587
Yeah, dude!
559
00:19:55,189 --> 00:19:56,091
Wait.
560
00:19:56,358 --> 00:20:01,101
Hey, woah, in that tree,
is that a... is that a monkey?
561
00:20:01,134 --> 00:20:04,407
Ok, are you ready to unleash
your manhood
562
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:05,711
on the greater Seattle area?
563
00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:07,413
What the hell app did you
sign me up for?
564
00:20:07,446 --> 00:20:08,783
Too late, we're live.
565
00:20:10,185 --> 00:20:12,123
I hope you meet someone great.
566
00:20:12,156 --> 00:20:13,660
I don't have a very
good track record.
567
00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:14,696
No, neither do I.
568
00:20:14,929 --> 00:20:17,333
But I'm a lot younger than you
so I feel like I've got time.
569
00:20:19,370 --> 00:20:20,907
Citizenship
and Immigration,
570
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:22,210
what can I do for you?
571
00:20:22,210 --> 00:20:23,312
Oh my god!
572
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:24,715
No way!
It's a real live actual person!
573
00:20:24,748 --> 00:20:25,583
Hello.
574
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:29,792
Sorry, um, I just... uh,
I have questions about uh,
575
00:20:29,825 --> 00:20:31,128
the application process.
576
00:20:31,128 --> 00:20:33,331
Hold on, let me
transfer you to that department.
577
00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:35,670
Wait, no.
Do not put me on hold...
578
00:20:35,704 --> 00:20:39,177
I hate your country!
579
00:20:39,177 --> 00:20:40,881
Hello, applications?
580
00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:41,783
That was really quick.
581
00:20:41,816 --> 00:20:42,585
Hello?
582
00:20:42,752 --> 00:20:43,754
- Hang on, I'm coming!
- Hello?
583
00:20:43,787 --> 00:20:44,555
Just wait.
584
00:20:44,789 --> 00:20:46,625
Wait a hot minute, I just
have to find you.
585
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:47,928
I'm coming.
Do not hang up.
586
00:20:47,928 --> 00:20:48,530
Hello?
587
00:20:48,663 --> 00:20:50,667
Do not hang up!
Do not hang up!
588
00:20:54,374 --> 00:20:55,844
Hey, I've already gotten
two matches.
589
00:20:56,311 --> 00:20:58,348
Ah, one's a cousin.
590
00:21:03,225 --> 00:21:04,394
Officer Taylor?
591
00:21:04,427 --> 00:21:06,365
I found your little friend.
592
00:21:06,398 --> 00:21:08,970
That's not my monkey.
593
00:21:08,970 --> 00:21:11,676
I knew this was going to happen.
594
00:21:11,710 --> 00:21:16,586
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
present to you Lady Monkeyton.
595
00:21:17,287 --> 00:21:18,923
She's totally
getting adopted.
596
00:21:18,957 --> 00:21:20,359
She's so aristocratic.
597
00:21:20,393 --> 00:21:21,662
It's hard to believe that
just five minutes ago
598
00:21:21,662 --> 00:21:23,431
she was throwing her own feces.
599
00:21:24,535 --> 00:21:25,571
Alright, who wants
to play ping pong?
600
00:21:25,604 --> 00:21:27,239
- I'll play ping pong.
- Let's go.
601
00:21:27,273 --> 00:21:28,408
Yes.
602
00:21:28,910 --> 00:21:33,954
Lady Monkeyton, you are the most
beautiful eligible monkey
603
00:21:33,987 --> 00:21:36,257
in all of the land.
604
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,994
You might get a proposal soon.
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