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♪
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[phone chimes]
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Got a text from
a guy named Dick.
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That's my dad.
Put my phone down.
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I didn't know that
was your dad's name.
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It's not.
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Huh. He says he wants you
to reconsider.
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Reconsider what?
Intriguing.
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Hey, ow!
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You scratched me
with your nails.
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They're like talons.
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He wants to sell
the family's ski cabin.
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My brother and sister have
agreed but I don't want to sell.
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Why don't you want to sell?
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Because he wants to.
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And I find it pleasurable to
withhold something from him.
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Much like he withheld his love
and acceptance of me as a child.
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There's a symmetry to it.
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Classic Frank.
So, where's the cabin?
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Chrystal Mountain,
near the resort.
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Woah.
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That thing must be worth more
than the sixteenth chapel.
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Which chapel?
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The sixteenth chapel.
Painted by Mechalangelo.
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Who's also my favorite
Ninja Turtle.
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Well, it's been a while but
I think this warrants it, so...
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- What?
- I'm just gonna...
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What are... What?
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[theme music]
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♪
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Hey, Shred's gonna be late.
He wanted to walk.
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You can't keep throwing him
out of the truck.
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Well, I can and I will
until he changes.
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And that's probably gonna have
to be on a DNA level.
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Who wants to assist me
with an alpaca birth?
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Ooh.
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I think the alpaca would
feel more comfortable
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with a female presence.
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Sexist. Actionable.
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Presumes knowledge of
what the alpaca is thinking.
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Have you and I ever done
a call together?
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You know what, Collette,
I don't think we have.
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Then let's do it.
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I will grab the gear,
meet me at the truck.
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It'll be fun.
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Indeed it will be.
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Ok, maybe next time.
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First they bonded as colleagues
and then they crossed that line.
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I suppose somewhere
on the planet
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an alpaca's part of a throuple.
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I'm gonna make it work.
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I guess I'll make it work too.
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By the way, thanks for running
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the whole ditch Patel
decision by me.
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I feel super seen and heard.
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Hey guys, dispatch got a call
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for a skunk pickup
at a residence.
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Um, Frank, since you abandoned
your partner,
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why don't you ride with Patel?
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Yeah, cool with me.
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Seeing as how I'm being
passed around
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like diarrhea on a cruise ship.
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Patel, did you say something?
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Nope.
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The alpaca's around the back.
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Ok. How many weeks is she?
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No idea.
This is an AirBnB
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[llama groans]
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Ok, so that's actually a llama.
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You're ready to have a baby,
aren't you?
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How long has she been
in labor?
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Definitely before we took
the hot air balloon ride.
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Ok, I think you should head back
to the house
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and never rent in the Farm Stay
Experience category ever again.
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You're not a good enough person.
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Uh...
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I think you made her cry.
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Wait, are you joking?
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No, no, listen.
You can hear the muffled sob.
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[laughs]
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Hey, Shred, you have
to see this.
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It's Victoria and Collette
with the llama.
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- Isn't that so cute?
- That's so cool.
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I'm like half-debating
going out there.
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You should go.
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It'll be like watching a baby
sweater being born.
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[chuckles]
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I can't, I have this huge
delivery coming in.
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There's a weird national
dog food shortage
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happening right now
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and it was so hard to track down
a supplier, so...
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Well, I'll handle it.
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Yeah, totally. I'll stay here.
You should go.
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- Wait, really?
- Yes.
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Ok. Thanks.
That's really sweet of you.
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No problem.
And hey, before I forget.
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You said that you were having
trouble sleeping, right?
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Just at night, for the past
several years.
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Ok, well I have this sleep ring.
It's high tech.
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I got it when I was
on the national team
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and it's really helpful.
It tracks all your vitals.
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- It's for me?
- Yeah.
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Oh, my gosh.
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Wait, this is feeling
very unbalanced
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because you've done two
very thoughtful things for me
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and I've done literally
zero things for you.
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Well, the day is young.
You can make it up to me.
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Or don't. You're the boss.
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Well, we're married now.
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[laughs]
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I'm kidding, I mean,
wrong hand, so...
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So, we're divorced.
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- Oh no.
- [laughs]
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That was one compliant skunk.
He jumped right in the box.
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Yeah. I think we've got time
to go to Cloud Nine Doughnuts.
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Oh, I actually do deserve
a little treat.
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I had a big victory
on the home front.
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Am I detecting a swagger?
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Well, it's not a big deal.
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but my daughter Addy,
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she's been giving her little
brother a hard time.
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Burned his Lovey,
you know, sibling stuff.
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- Yeah. Arson.
- [laughs] Yeah.
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So, you know, we had this open,
honest conversation.
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I said, this has to stop
and she heard me, man.
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She really heard me.
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And, you don't care about
the kids stuff do you?
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- Not even for a second.
- Ok.
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What kind of doughnuts
are you gonna get?
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Two jellies and a glazed
for sure.
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After that, I'mma play it
by ear.
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I have self-regulation issues.
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[llama groans]
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Okay, vitals are sound.
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I think she's ready.
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Hot sandwiches!
I brought sandwiches.
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Emily, what are you
doing here?
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Surprise! I just wanted
to come observe you.
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Oh, my gosh,
this is amazing.
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Can I ask you to put
the sandwiches away?
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The odor will attract flies
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and we need to keep
the environment sterile.
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Totally.
I am so sorry, I did not...
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I'm gonna, I'll just leave
them outside.
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I am just gonna stand back here
and not distract you.
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[squealing] I almost feel like
I'm crashing a party.
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Yeah, not an outlandish comparison.
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Actually, Emily, I'm gonna need
you as a direct participant.
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We're gonna completely
flip the baby around.
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Now, it's can get
a little messy,
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so you might want to roll
your sleeves up.
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Oh, my gosh. Okay.
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Get over here.
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Oh. Let's bring her home.
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[Patel] What the hell?
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[Frank] Dammit.
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It's only been like
five minutes!
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It was 20.
You were choosing doughnuts
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like you were picking
an engagement ring.
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I still don't feel good
about my choices.
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Wheels not properly turned
on a hill?
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We're not on a hill.
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There's a slight grade.
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If I took this marble, put it
in the center of the road,
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it wouldn't budge an inch.
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Why do you have a marble?
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You don't have a
good-luck charm?
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Look at my life,
what do you think?
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This is all my dad's doing.
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It's exactly the type of revenge
a cop would take.
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'Cause you won't sell
the cabin?
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Look, I'm sure he pulled
strings at the department
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and had them create
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a dedicated parking patrol
just to harass me.
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Buddy, I think you're being
a little paranoid.
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Maybe we just parked wrong.
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[alarm wails]
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[cop] Hey! Let your dad sell
the cabin!
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[tires squealing]
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You were saying?
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♪
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[grunting]
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Ah, there you are.
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Heard you guys wrangled
some Alpo.
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Oh yeah, I just finished
putting it away.
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Thought I'd get in
a quick workout.
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Nice. How bout a couple bags
for the 2-3?
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Ooh, sorry man.
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Emily worked really hard
to get that food.
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Come on, just two bags.
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I can't do it, I really can't.
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Ah, she's really got you
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tied around her little pinkie,
doesn't she?
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[chuckles]
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Former XTR Games athlete,
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it's gonna take more
than a little light trash talk
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to get in my head.
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Ah, there it is.
The XTR Games mention again.
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Bronze medal 2020, baby.
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Yeah, for snowboarding.
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What is that again, is that like
stand up sledding?
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And what's your sport,
Big Time?
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General fitness.
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General fitness?
What's that trophy look like?
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A guy swiping his gym card?
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[chuckles]
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Well, I'll tell you one thing.
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I can do longer sets
on my wall sit than you.
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Okay, you're clearly trying
to engage my competitiveness
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and I'm clearly taking the bait.
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How long can you wall sit?
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I can go all day.
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You know what?
If you can go five minutes,
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I'll give you those bags
of dog food.
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Ah, you wanna get froggy.
I'll jump.
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How bout we go head to head?
Last man sitting wins.
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Head to head.
What do I get if I win?
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You just got a new net gun.
Fires 300psi.
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Frank would love that.
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Too bad he'll never see it.
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Oh, he'll see it
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because my ass is literally
about to beat your ass.
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Ok.
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- You ready?
- Yeah.
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Then let's do it.
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Three, two, one.
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Drop it low.
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Yeah. I love it.
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Okay, I'm going
to turn the head.
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Then I need you to reach in,
put pressure on the baby's butt
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and I'm gonna signal,
you push clockwise.
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Ok. Alright.
I think I'm on her butt.
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Good. Here we go.
You ready?
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Mmhm.
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And...
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Okay.
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Push.
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So sorry but your truck's
blocking us
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and we have a 7:00PM
reservation.
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Not now, Madison!
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Oh, here she comes.
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- It's happening.
- Here she comes.
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The baby's coming!
The baby's coming!
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Here she comes.
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[Emily] Oh, my gosh,
that is amazing!
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This is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.
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Wait till you see
the afterbirth.
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Eww.
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Oh, oh we're going back in.
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Yep. Let's go.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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- It's antiquated, bro.
- What?
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Like the way you and your dad
are relating to each other.
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We get it.
You're both emotionally stunted.
255
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,574
Perhaps irreparably.
256
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:27,295
But that's not what
the people want.
257
00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:29,340
The people want you to go
to your dad and work it out.
258
00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:31,196
Well, I guess, I don't really
have a choice.
259
00:09:31,204 --> 00:09:33,214
That's right, you don't
have a choice.
260
00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:35,036
- No, he booted my car.
- Hmm?
261
00:09:37,144 --> 00:09:38,184
Oh.
262
00:09:39,012 --> 00:09:40,982
Ok, I don't wanna be
too self-congratulatory,
263
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:43,051
but, I think, we've earned
some tequila shots?
264
00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,890
- Yeah!
- Yes. I'm in.
265
00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:47,245
But to be honest,
I'd be in even if we botched it.
266
00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:48,894
I am completely swamped
in paperwork
267
00:09:48,889 --> 00:09:50,059
so I'm gonna take
a rain check.
268
00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,387
Oh, no, no, no.
Hang on.
269
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:52,591
Can I talk to you for a second?
270
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,732
Yeah, what's up?
271
00:09:53,727 --> 00:09:55,657
Uh, I think you should
come with us.
272
00:09:55,663 --> 00:09:56,833
Oh, that's so sweet.
273
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:59,070
I really am buried in paperwork
though, so...
274
00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:00,096
Yeah, no, the thing is,
275
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:01,870
I'm trying to get to know
Collette better.
276
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,269
Oh yeah.
I picked up on that.
277
00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:05,510
Right, and I think it would
feel more organic
278
00:10:05,505 --> 00:10:07,505
if we all go out together.
279
00:10:07,507 --> 00:10:09,107
Ok, now you're asking me
for a favor
280
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,009
but it seems more like
a command.
281
00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,951
No, no, no it's a favor.
It's just the way my voice is.
282
00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,176
So you're going.
283
00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:16,851
Um, sure.
Yeah, I'll come for one drink.
284
00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:17,950
Cool, ok.
285
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,791
And if you can, bring up
the band Kings of Leon.
286
00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:22,718
They wrote a song about me.
287
00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,693
Ok. It feels like that's gonna
be tough
288
00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,632
to bring up in
casual conversation.
289
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,026
I feel like you'll
figure it out.
290
00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:28,758
Okay.
291
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:33,128
You doing a lot better
than I thought you would.
292
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,703
Growing up I was a water boy
at a quarry.
293
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:36,803
That's literally the most
294
00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:39,244
quad-strengthening
childhood imaginable.
295
00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:42,909
Want to up the ante?
I win, I get all the food.
296
00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,580
What do I get when you lose?
297
00:10:44,577 --> 00:10:48,047
Hm, you can have the foosball
table at our precinct.
298
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:49,878
Frank would also love that.
299
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,563
Oh. You're losing it.
300
00:10:55,555 --> 00:10:56,455
Psych.
301
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:59,760
Pain is just the weakness
leaving the body.
302
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,672
[screaming]
303
00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,629
[knocking]
304
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,271
Hey, Dad.
This is my friend, Patel.
305
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,413
Nice to meet you, sir.
306
00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:17,639
Tough start, but ok.
307
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,805
He's super fun.
We'll get the door, no problem.
308
00:11:20,814 --> 00:11:22,024
What's going on?
309
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:24,115
I'm gonna cut right to it.
I'm not selling the cabin.
310
00:11:24,117 --> 00:11:26,187
What do you care?
You never use it.
311
00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:27,586
No, I'm gonna go up there
this winter.
312
00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:29,917
Write a book about growing up
with a douchebag father.
313
00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:32,463
You know what? Let's just bring
the temperature down.
314
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:33,459
Open up our hearts.
315
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,830
That's how it works
in my family.
316
00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:36,928
No one respects you
and your family.
317
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:38,830
Ok.
318
00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:40,032
Who did you talk to?
319
00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:41,603
Why do you want the cabin?
320
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,301
I don't know.
Maybe I'll have kids some day
321
00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:44,773
and it'd be fun to take
'em up there.
322
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:47,372
It's a little late for that,
isn't it?
323
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:50,144
Your sperm is half powder
at this point.
324
00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:51,113
That's vivid.
325
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,711
I walked right in that one.
See ya, Dad.
326
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,522
I'm just gonna keep bootin' ya
until you sign.
327
00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:57,375
Do you know what a brown
recluse spider is?
328
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,624
I think a bag of them is gonna
find a way into your mailbox.
329
00:11:59,619 --> 00:12:01,719
Guys. Do you see how quickly
this escalated
330
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,491
to a credible murder threat?
331
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:06,460
There has got to be a healthier
way that we can figure this out.
332
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,959
There is one way.
333
00:12:07,961 --> 00:12:10,531
You gotta be kidding me.
You're like a hundred.
334
00:12:11,965 --> 00:12:13,695
Little bitch says what?
335
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,568
What's happening?
336
00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:18,339
Don't say what. He's trying
to get you to say what.
337
00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:19,668
- What?
- [groans]
338
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,475
♪
339
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:27,817
[girls laughing]
340
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:30,075
You know, speaking of that,
341
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:33,723
do you know the song
"Your Sex Is On Fire"
by the Kings of Leon?
342
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,060
Oh my gosh, Emily, what?
Stop.
343
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:37,756
- What?
- That is so embarrassing.
344
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,687
I don't know why
you would bring that...
345
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:40,832
You big mouth.
346
00:12:40,828 --> 00:12:43,228
I told you never to tell that...
That song is about me.
347
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,570
- Oh.
- I know.
348
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:48,035
Ok, well cheers to your fire.
349
00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:50,565
And cheers to you both for
keeping your cool back there.
350
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,370
You know, in those situations,
most people don't.
351
00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:55,612
My ex-husband passed out
when our cat had kittens.
352
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,338
I didn't know you were married.
353
00:12:57,344 --> 00:13:00,254
Oh, it was a quick marriage.
Bad ending.
354
00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:02,117
Honestly, I think I might be
done with men.
355
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:04,375
- Right?
- Who needs them?
356
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,394
We don't.
357
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:08,085
I really needed a girl's night.
This is so fun.
358
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,588
I'm having a really good time.
359
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,419
Ok. Well, in that case,
next drink's on me.
360
00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,534
[gasps]
361
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:13,685
Hurry back!
362
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,033
- Ok.
- She's the best.
363
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,928
Yeah, so, I'm all good.
You can go now.
364
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:20,301
I literally just told you
how good of a time I'm having.
365
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,600
Yeah. Thank you so much.
366
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,272
My salmon hasn't
even come.
367
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,611
Thank you so much.
368
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,765
Ok, alright. No worries.
369
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,744
I'll just get something to eat
on the road.
370
00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:31,042
If you insist.
371
00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:33,614
Don't say I never did anything
for you.
372
00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:35,653
- I'm gonna have this one, ok?
- Ok.
373
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:37,049
Drive safe.
374
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,050
[Emily] Thank you.
375
00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:41,623
Count it off.
376
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,594
You guys arm wrestling?
377
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,732
Count it off!
378
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,296
- No, I'm not gonna-
- Count it off.
379
00:13:48,295 --> 00:13:49,925
We need to have a
conversation here.
380
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,660
Frank, take a risk.
381
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,504
One, two...
382
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,500
Dammit!
383
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,101
Guys, you had a real chance
to connect here,
384
00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,603
but you know what,
you squandered it.
385
00:13:57,604 --> 00:14:00,914
And it's sad.
It's sad and squandered.
386
00:14:00,908 --> 00:14:01,978
- One...
- Ok.
387
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:03,835
Two, three.
388
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,683
Oh!
389
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:06,948
I think you broke my wrist!
390
00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,277
Oh, did I?
That's a bucket list moment.
391
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:11,122
Here, I wanna get a picture.
392
00:14:11,118 --> 00:14:13,148
- Let's see if I can move it.
- [camera shutter clicks]
393
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,193
- Oh, that's great, Dad.
- Mmhm.
394
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,758
Wow.
395
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,488
♪
396
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,793
[phone ringing]
397
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,374
Hello?
398
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,695
Hey, did everything go good
with the dog food?
399
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:28,840
Went good.
400
00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,965
Are you ok?
You sound kind of weird.
401
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,111
[Shred] So good!
402
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:34,867
Oh, my God.
403
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,314
What? Are you good?
404
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:39,209
All good. Everything's good.
Um, gotta go, bye.
405
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,123
Where the hell is the ring?
406
00:14:42,682 --> 00:14:45,392
No! No. Argh!
407
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:49,891
Are you crying?
408
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,959
Yeah, why?
Too intimate for ya?
409
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,786
You're sliding.
410
00:14:53,793 --> 00:14:55,803
I'm not sliding.
I'm Shred.
411
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:58,695
I won the XTR Games medal.
I will not lose!
412
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,628
I'm Shred.
I won the XTR Games Medal.
413
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,704
And you're down!
414
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,042
No!
415
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,707
You're down! You're down!
416
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,976
[grunting]
417
00:15:08,976 --> 00:15:10,306
Yeah, baby!
418
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:12,648
Quarry boy does it again!
419
00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:14,983
Help me up.
420
00:15:16,984 --> 00:15:19,224
I can't believe you do
Vets Without Borders.
421
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,089
It's an incredible organization.
422
00:15:21,088 --> 00:15:22,518
But, honestly?
423
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:25,162
I did it initially for
the free trip to Colombia.
424
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,588
Well, you get big virtue points
with me.
425
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:32,399
Oh. This is so fun.
426
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:33,569
It is fun.
427
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,502
But, I think you should know
428
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:39,073
that I'm not interested
in you romantically.
429
00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:45,053
What? No. That's...
That is not what this is.
430
00:15:45,045 --> 00:15:48,245
This is just two girls bonding
and seeing where it goes.
431
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,718
I know about the competition.
432
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,076
What competition?
433
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,254
Between you and Frank.
434
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:54,752
Where I guess I'm some
sort of prize...
435
00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:56,364
Okay, you are not some
sort of prize.
436
00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:58,126
You are the ultimate prize.
437
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,026
When I say that out loud
that sounds...
438
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:02,598
Oh my god. That actually sounds
really gross.
439
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,755
I am so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
440
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:05,774
That's...
441
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,295
Actually, I'm kind
of flattered.
442
00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:08,870
In an objectified way.
443
00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,398
And if it makes you feel
any better,
444
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,903
Frank doesn't have
a shot either.
445
00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,074
Oh, that does make me
feel better.
446
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,783
Yeah. That's good.
Ok. Thank you for saying that.
447
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,209
- Here you go.
- Ugh.
448
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:26,320
Keep the cabin.
I don't care.
449
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,389
Of course I'm keeping it.
I won.
450
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,258
Why the hell do you want
to sell it so bad?
451
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,728
I can't ski anymore, ok?
452
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,127
I finally blew out
the other knee
453
00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:38,069
and the doctor says
there's no way.
454
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,425
Well, that and your
brittle wrists.
455
00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,673
And I can't do what I love
to do,
456
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,239
so that stupid cabin reminds me
of all that.
457
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,509
So what's the real reason?
458
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,777
I lost my ass
on the Super Bowl.
459
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,636
Oh, Dad. Again?
460
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,584
Yeah, I probably have
a problem.
461
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,150
I should go to a meeting
or something.
462
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,778
Yeah, you probably should.
But you won't.
463
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:01,488
So what's your real reason for
not wanting to sell the cabin?
464
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:05,130
Mom used to like to go there.
465
00:17:05,125 --> 00:17:06,655
She loved it up there.
466
00:17:08,795 --> 00:17:09,925
I miss her.
467
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,700
Yeah. Me too.
468
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,440
[clears throat]
469
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:28,484
You know what?
Sell the cabin. I don't care.
470
00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:29,621
Seriously?
471
00:17:29,616 --> 00:17:31,276
Yeah. You got debts
472
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,524
and I'm very comfortable
with breaking your bones,
473
00:17:33,520 --> 00:17:35,690
but that doesn't mean I'm good
with other people doing it.
474
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,356
[Patel] Powerful.
475
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:41,026
Knew we'd get there.
476
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,731
Couldn't leave till
the healing was done.
477
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,130
None of us could, right?
478
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,295
I'll be in the truck, Frank.
479
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,741
Where are you, where are you,
where are you?
480
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:56,312
No.
481
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,911
Ok. Oh, there you are.
482
00:18:05,385 --> 00:18:08,815
What? It says I'm sleeping?
483
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:12,659
[llama snoring]
484
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:14,589
Oh no.
485
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:21,268
Hey, so I don't think this is
that big of a deal.
486
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,568
It's probably not a big deal,
487
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:25,339
but, um, I think I might have
left my ring
488
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,438
inside uh, the llama's
birth canal.
489
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:29,441
What?!
490
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:33,282
Could you come help me?
Please.
491
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,680
I am so sorry.
492
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,015
Animals sense weakness,
493
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,116
so you have to be stronger
than them.
494
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,948
Hey, Templeton, can I talk
to you privately?
495
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,364
I need the room, guys.
496
00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:48,363
Look man, I made
a mistake.
497
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:50,601
Ok? Emily trusted me
with all this dog food
498
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,897
and I got carried away
499
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,968
'cause I'm too competitive
and now I'm screwed.
500
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,466
That was beautiful,
501
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,898
but I'm failing to see
how this is my problem.
502
00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:02,114
Okay, you can keep two of
the bags but I need the rest.
503
00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,138
Please.
504
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,282
Hm.
505
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:07,208
Okay, I think I know one way
we can fix this
506
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,084
but it's gonna suck for you.
507
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,581
Okay. I'll do anything.
508
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,248
Sure?
509
00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,452
Totally. Yeah, anything.
510
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:14,393
Okay.
511
00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:16,321
[humming National Anthem]
512
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,933
[Templeton] I am going
to sleep with it every
night... until I die.
513
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:22,395
And the bronze medal
goes to Templeton Dutch.
514
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:26,828
So real.
515
00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:30,742
[Templeton] Bad sport.
516
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:34,108
[cheers and applause]
517
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,338
Thank you.
518
00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,410
I'm so glad animals
can't sue me.
519
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:40,952
We're so sorry.
520
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,447
You're gonna make a great
mama... llama.
521
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,420
I think I got it. Yep.
522
00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,018
Oh, yes!
Thank you so much.
523
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,090
I'm just gonna sanitize that
before you put it on.
524
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:51,759
Yeah. Yeah.
525
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,662
I'm so sorry.
526
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:56,100
Was it totally on
and I ruined it?
527
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:57,695
No, she's not into me.
528
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,527
But I do think we're gonna be
good friends.
529
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,302
Like outside
the office friends?
530
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:02,971
Yeah. She's really cool.
531
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:05,169
Aw. Can I get in on that?
532
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:06,111
Yeah.
533
00:20:06,105 --> 00:20:07,265
Ok.
534
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,384
♪
535
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:17,977
Oh, hey. I didn't realize
you were still here.
536
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,454
I was just re-stacking
the dog food.
537
00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:21,492
Thank you, again.
538
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,518
Yeah.
539
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,492
Uh, is it all here?
540
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,490
Well, I dropped two bags
in the parking lot.
541
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,832
Major kibble explosion.
[chuckles]
542
00:20:27,827 --> 00:20:29,397
It happens.
543
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,996
What's up with the ring?
544
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:31,957
What?
545
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,474
Well, you just put it on
a different finger.
546
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:34,866
Oh, yeah.
547
00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:37,667
It was a little big on my ring
finger, so I just, I moved it.
548
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:38,670
Cool.
549
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:41,071
Well, if you don't need
anything else from me...
550
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,813
No. I don't think so.
551
00:20:42,809 --> 00:20:43,709
Cool.
552
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:45,310
- Thank you again, Shred.
- No problem.
553
00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,882
- Uh, goodnight.
- Goodnight.
554
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:48,549
Hey, Emily?
555
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:49,518
Hm?
556
00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:51,146
I hope you have a really
good sleep tonight.
557
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:52,720
You deserve it.
558
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:53,819
Thanks.
559
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,255
[phone ringing]
560
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,174
Hi.
561
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,325
How'd it go with Hot Vet?
562
00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:10,074
It's Collette, and she knows
about our competition.
563
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,999
Really? And?
564
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,874
And she's not into you.
565
00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:17,213
Oh, well I am nothing
if not gracious in defeat.
566
00:21:17,209 --> 00:21:18,179
Congratulations.
567
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,377
Mm, sadly she's not
into me either.
568
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,020
Then she clearly has terrible
taste across all genders.
569
00:21:23,015 --> 00:21:25,015
Yeah. Her loss.
570
00:21:25,017 --> 00:21:26,717
[Frank] Amen. I'll see you
at work.
571
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,849
See you at work.
572
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:29,958
[Jimmy] Hey, dummy,
get over here.
573
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,386
There's something
I wanna show you.
574
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:32,531
Coming, jackass.
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