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[Shred] If you were a dog,
what breed would you be?
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[Frank] You know those
hypoallergenic ones,
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uh, what are they?
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Oh, the ones that don't answer
stupid questions.
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[Dispatch] Truck 12.
Please respond.
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Cougar observed at residence.
425 Knoll Drive.
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Homeowner is out of town.
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Truck 12 responding.
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There's been a lot
of sightings lately.
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A security camera
at a dry cleaner's
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got some great footage.
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It's a beautiful animal.
C-38. Majestic.
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Poor guy's probably just hungry,
you know?
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This isn't some cute
little kitty.
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You know that right?
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Last year in Spokane another
cougar attacked an officer,
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broke through his ribcage,
and ate his lungs.
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Oh, my God.
Did he survive?
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Without lungs? Yup. Yeah.
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Finished third at
the New York Marathon.
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Thank God.
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You know, I love stories
like that.
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Triumph of the human spirit.
You can't keep us down, Frank.
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He died, Shred.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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On the stairs.
Right in the bushes.
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You see that?
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The hydrangeas or the azaleas?
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I don't know.
The pink ones.
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Azaleas.
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Oh my God.
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[Frank] Hand me the tranq gun.
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If he comes for us,
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we're supposed to make
ourselves look big.
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Shh. Yeah.
That's the official line.
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But here's the real deal.
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Cup your junk and
hide behind something.
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Make your whole package
as inaccessible as possible.
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But Frank, I... I heard
they go for your neck.
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Yeah, they do.
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But it's not about
staying alive,
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it's about life being
worth living if you survive.
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Be careful.
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I think I got a clean shot.
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Unbelievable.
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What?
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[laughs]
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What are you...
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Frank? Frank? Frank?
Are you crazy?
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Cover up your junk.
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It's a stuffed animal.
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You don't know that.
It might just be asleep.
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Yeah. Well, when it wakes up
I'd speak to it in Vietnamese
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since it's probably
where it was made.
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They do great work.
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Whoo! Okay.
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Yeah, I'll make the call
to dispatch.
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Let 'em know it's a false alarm.
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- Wait.
- What?
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You know what Churchill said.
Never let a crisis go to waste.
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Totally.
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Quick refresher...
uh, who is Churchill?
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Relief pitcher
for the Mariners.
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I hear that dude's having
a great season.
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Look... we both know
this cougar isn't real.
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Right.
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But nobody else does.
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So, we have an opportunity to
humiliate a deserving individual
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and it would be wrong
to pass that up.
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Right?
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Gentlemen.
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Templeton... thank God
you're here.
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You're lucky I'm working
graveyard this week.
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Bring me up to speed.
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Come here.
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The predator is in those bushes.
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See? Now we've shot him
full of tranqs
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but that is one amped-up cat.
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Copy.
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It takes a big man to admit
when he's in over his head.
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So... he's already killed
a couple of dogs.
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But the real concern
is the elementary school
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down the street.
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Yeah. Breaks my heart
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but, I think, we might have
to euthanize.
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Stand back, boys.
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This is a job for
Mister Remington.
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Okay.
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Bye-bye kitty-cat.
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On my orders... fire.
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You're gonna order yourself
to fire, sir?
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Stop questioning my authority.
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Execute!
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[gunshot]
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[chuckling]
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What?
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[laughing]
That was so good.
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That went so much better
than anyone could've hoped for.
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Oh, my goodness.
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[theme song]
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♪
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[Dolores] 'Kay. People are
still not conforming
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to recycling protocols.
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And once again,
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a half-eaten hamburger
is not recyclable... Frank.
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Thank you, Dolores.
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Uh, Dolores...
is this recyclable?
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Of course.
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Oh, terrific.
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Yeah. You've done
that joke before.
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Well, when you see Elton John
you want him to play Rocket Man.
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Uh, Frank? Shred?
Did anything happen recently
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that maybe I should be brought
up to speed on?
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Which category?
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Routine checks or events
that were hilarious
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and humbled a person
who richly deserved it?
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Templeton filed a formal
complaint so now HR is involved.
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Oh no... not the department you
want as the arbiter of humor.
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You know who's sneaky funny?
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Payroll.
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Look, Emily, we're really sorry
you got dragged into this.
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This is one of those rare
occasions where our joy
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is worth the suffering
it causes others.
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Well, I'm gonna be on the phone
for the next five hours
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getting you guys out of trouble.
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So, I'm not demanding it,
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but a large smoothie from the
place that I like on the corner
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would be a really
thoughtful surprise.
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Oh... absolutely Emily.
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In fact, I'm gonna get smoothies
for the entire office,
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including you, Dolores.
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Just a gentle reminder,
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those cups need to be rinsed
before they're recycled.
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You bet.
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Along with the 400 straws
I'm bringing you.
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[knocking on door]
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[whispers] Again, so sorry.
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No, absolutely Captain,
I hear you loud and clear.
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[whispering] I added the papaya
extract boost.
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[whispering]
Thank you.
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[whispering]
It's an antioxidant.
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I figured with all
the truck exhaust
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and environmental toxins...
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[whispering] You know
I read about that.
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Do you know what else
is supposed to be...
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No, absolutely.
I agree.
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It's a very, very
serious incident.
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[whispering]
...is pomegranate extract.
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I've been taking it,
like, before breakfast
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and I feel like I notice
a difference in my skin.
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[whispering]
Yeah. You got a glow.
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[whispering]
Really?
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[whispering] What are you doing
for sun protection?
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[whispering] Like, SPF 50
and, like, a big floppy hat...
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No... exactly, Captain.
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No, I... I spoke to the officers
and it won't happen again.
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[whispering] Okay.
Super triple promise.
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I'm leaving now. Sorry.
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[whispering] Oh wait!
I forgot.
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I got you this morning
glory muffin.
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Crazy amount of fiber.
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Not that you need it.
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You don't come off
as constipated at all.
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You know I'm not a fan
of Templeton but come on,
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you went too far.
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Since at least the bronze age,
pranks have been employed
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as a necessary form of
workplace justice.
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Look... I don't like
to get grandiose.
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Oh, you love to get grandiose.
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That's true, I am pretty good
at it.
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But if jerks like Templeton
go left unchecked,
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they become Vladimir Putin.
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So sometimes the children
of light
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have to employ the methods
of the children of darkness.
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What?
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A simple thank you
is all I ask.
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And now... good day.
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Ugh.
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He's insufferable!
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That dude deserves some
serious karmic payback.
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I don't really believe
in karma.
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Too many bad things happen to
me when I don't have it coming.
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♪
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[knocking on door]
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I found this in
the recycling bin.
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It's Frank's.
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Okay, you don't know that.
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It's a size 14 and
it reeks of arrogance.
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Can you just give me a sec?
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What's with the pictures
of Shred?
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Uh, no... nothing.
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I was... I was doing some,
uh, paperwork and I...
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"Shred Taylor penis"?
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No! No, no, no.
That's not... no.
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Why were you Googling that?
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No, I... I wasn't.
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Well, I was looking up
Shred because of,
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like, professional, totally
above-board reasons...
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um... and I think I just,
I clicked the wrong button.
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Do you have a thing for him?
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No.
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No! No.
He's my employee.
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And he has a girlfriend.
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And regardless of that
it's... no.
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His penis is frozen?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Is or was, I don't know.
It's unclear.
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How did you even find that?
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It's the third thing
that pops up. Okay?
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It was "Shred Taylor."
"Shred Taylor Half-pipe."
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"Shred Taylor Frozen Penis."
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You totally have a thing
for him.
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No!
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We've just been carpooling
a lot and...
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and we like the same
cheesy music,
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and I would never act on it,
but, like... yeah.
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I looked him up
and it turns out,
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when he was injured
on the slopes,
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his, um... extremities
were impacted by the cold.
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It's, like, a real-life
condition that affects Sherpas
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and ice fisherman
and snowboarders.
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Well...
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Well what?
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Does it work?
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Okay. Dolores...
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None of the articles
say anything about that
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which is crazy 'cause it's
all anyone wants to know.
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It's probably fine but you
should stop researching it,
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it's just gonna make
your crush worse.
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I don't want it to be fine.
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That's the whole thing,
if it's... if it's broken
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or if it's, like,
at a weird angle,
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or if it's just, like,
straight-up gone
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then I can just let this go.
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[laughing]
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I'll go get my laptop.
We'll get to the bottom of this.
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- This is gonna be so much fun!
- [Emily] Oh, boy.
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[alert chiming]
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Oh crap, it's still on.
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What?
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Maya hired a photographer
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to shoot our Christmas
card tonight.
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And I've got boobs.
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Oh, no you don't.
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I was gonna lose 10 pounds
before the shoot.
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But then you know what happened?
I didn't.
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She got matching white satin
shirts for the whole family.
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White satin, Victoria.
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Your wife's insane.
Postpone it.
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I think it's weird to be doing
it this early anyway.
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It's a competition thing
with her sister.
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And we're never gonna win.
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They're a much more
attractive family.
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Oh yeah, you showed me
a photo.
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They're gorgeous.
257
00:09:17,382 --> 00:09:18,042
Hey!
258
00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:19,555
[chair clattering]
259
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:22,259
Anyone wanna volunteer for
my vaccination clinic Saturday?
260
00:09:22,257 --> 00:09:24,037
[overlapping]
- Oh, I would love that.
- Yeah, I would love to.
261
00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:25,221
- That sounds great!
- Yes! Absolutely.
262
00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,703
Great, thanks.
263
00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:29,176
My post-doc resident, Serge,
will be covering for me.
264
00:09:29,177 --> 00:09:31,307
[overlapping]
- Ooh...
- Did you say this Saturday?
265
00:09:31,396 --> 00:09:33,266
Ooh, I've got a kid's soccer
game actually.
266
00:09:33,268 --> 00:09:34,358
Actually, I'm free.
267
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:35,615
Really?
268
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:36,968
Yeah. Totally.
269
00:09:36,967 --> 00:09:37,707
You're my hero.
270
00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,575
You know what,
I can do it.
271
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,408
I have experience.
I can move some stuff around.
272
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,628
Now you're my hero.
273
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:47,147
No. It's about the dogs,
not about me.
274
00:09:47,151 --> 00:09:48,241
Aww.
275
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:49,146
[laughs]
276
00:09:50,024 --> 00:09:51,594
You bought that?
277
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,851
You just gave up your Saturday
and you still have no shot.
278
00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,334
I'm sorry. Did you get an "aww"
from the Hot Vet?
279
00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:57,814
Are you her hero?
280
00:09:59,207 --> 00:10:00,117
Oh, and Frank...
281
00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:01,208
[chair clattering]
282
00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:02,856
I heard what you did
to Templeton,
283
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,653
and I shouldn't admit this,
but hilarious.
284
00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:05,607
[laughs]
285
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,605
Thanks.
286
00:10:07,737 --> 00:10:11,647
You know, it's rare when a hero
is also so funny.
287
00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,004
Am I right?
288
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:14,476
I don't think it was
that funny.
289
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:15,660
[chair clattering]
290
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,438
Oh, shoot.
False alarm.
291
00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:20,051
You got me.
292
00:10:20,881 --> 00:10:22,451
[Shred] I can't stop thinking
about that kid.
293
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,673
What kid?
294
00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:26,147
The kid that's gonna
come home,
295
00:10:26,147 --> 00:10:28,537
find his favorite stuffed animal
blown to smithereens,
296
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:30,280
lying headless in the driveway.
297
00:10:30,368 --> 00:10:31,148
That kid.
298
00:10:31,239 --> 00:10:32,759
Look... I'm in a good mood.
299
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,162
Why are you trying
to bring me down?
300
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:36,162
It's just... maybe we should try
to replace it.
301
00:10:36,244 --> 00:10:37,384
Okay. What the hell?
302
00:10:37,375 --> 00:10:38,245
After lunch we'll stop by
a toy store.
303
00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,066
- Nice.
- You happy?
304
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,084
- Yes.
- Alright.
305
00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,375
[alert chimes]
306
00:10:42,467 --> 00:10:44,467
Whoa. This day just keeps
getting better.
307
00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,986
You have her under "Hot Vet"?
308
00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,264
Yeah, I can't believe
she's texting me.
309
00:10:48,256 --> 00:10:50,166
Okay, I gotta... I gotta focus.
310
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,388
[brakes screeching]
311
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,658
What are you gonna say?
312
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:57,916
I don't know.
313
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:59,308
I wanna engage
without coming on too strong.
314
00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,532
Okay. Okay.
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
315
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,801
What do you think of this?
316
00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,449
You nailed it.
317
00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,634
- Send.
- [laughing]
318
00:11:13,629 --> 00:11:14,669
[alert chimes]
319
00:11:14,935 --> 00:11:17,285
[alert chimes]
[Victoria] Ha, ha! Bingo!
320
00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,625
He's on the hook.
321
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:19,504
What'd he say?
322
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:20,944
Just "hey".
323
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,771
He's trying to play it down
like it's no big deal
324
00:11:22,769 --> 00:11:25,549
but I know that he's as giddy
as a little school girl.
325
00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:26,824
What are we gonna text him?
326
00:11:26,816 --> 00:11:28,556
No, nothing yet.
I'm gonna make him sweat.
327
00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:29,564
But thank you.
328
00:11:29,645 --> 00:11:30,645
Yes.
329
00:11:30,733 --> 00:11:32,343
...By the way.
This was a genius idea.
330
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,613
My wife does it all the time.
331
00:11:33,605 --> 00:11:35,125
I'll leave my phone somewhere
332
00:11:35,129 --> 00:11:36,389
and when she calls me,
333
00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,701
her name comes up as
"suburban sex goddess"
334
00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:38,737
or "spicy mama".
335
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,091
[chuckling]
336
00:11:40,090 --> 00:11:41,310
Or "need almond milk".
337
00:11:41,396 --> 00:11:42,216
That one's just when she needs
almond milk.
338
00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,310
- No, I... I got that.
- Yeah.
339
00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,621
Anything?
340
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,136
Nothing. Total silence.
341
00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,452
Three dots and a bubble,
here we go!
342
00:11:49,534 --> 00:11:51,494
So, she's crafting
her words carefully.
343
00:11:51,493 --> 00:11:53,453
- Oh, hell yeah.
- Come on.
344
00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:57,238
Okay, how does this sound?
My thing got cancelled.
345
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:59,535
"...so, you'll be stuck with me
all day Saturday."
346
00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:00,984
Yes!
347
00:12:00,981 --> 00:12:02,331
Dude, have some champagne
chilled in the truck,
348
00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,770
just in case.
349
00:12:03,766 --> 00:12:05,676
Right? It does feel officially
safe to get cocky.
350
00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:07,201
Yes.
351
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:07,774
[laughs]
352
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:15,995
[Emily] Okay, there's gotta
be something.
353
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,296
Do you have anything?
354
00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,558
Zero. And some of the websites
I stumbled onto
355
00:12:19,564 --> 00:12:20,964
were not what I was thinking
356
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,134
and I'm scared there's gonna be
a knock on my door.
357
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:23,995
Okay, this is maddening.
358
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,354
I cannot be the only person
in the universe
359
00:12:26,354 --> 00:12:29,014
who wants to know the condition
of Shred Taylor's penis.
360
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:31,879
Alright. I'm gonna use Patel's
computer and hit the dark web.
361
00:12:35,493 --> 00:12:37,023
None of these are big enough.
362
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:40,017
Okay. She just said, "is it
weird I'm texting you?
363
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,800
"You know, since
we're coworkers".
364
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,244
Well, that's a good point,
you know,
365
00:12:43,240 --> 00:12:44,680
'cause it could get awkward.
366
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:46,456
Are you sure you wanna
take it there?
367
00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:47,641
I would take a lifetime
of awkward
368
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,506
just to spend one night
with her.
369
00:12:49,594 --> 00:12:50,384
So, what do you think of this?
370
00:12:50,378 --> 00:12:51,378
[keypad clicking]
371
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:53,469
Maybe a little.
372
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:55,858
No. Don't say that.
You're gonna get in her head.
373
00:12:55,862 --> 00:12:56,822
Exactly. Keep her off balance.
374
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,129
Why would you wanna do that?
375
00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,815
This is a game of chess,
it's a battle of wits.
376
00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:01,612
No, it's more like a dance.
377
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:02,866
And I'm not saying that
378
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,739
just 'cause I don't know how
to play chess.
379
00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:07,697
Hold her hand.
See where the music takes you.
380
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:09,749
I haven't been on a date
in five months
381
00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,492
so I'm not letting you get
in my head.
382
00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:13,436
I'm sticking with chess.
I'm sending it.
383
00:13:13,531 --> 00:13:15,491
- Fine.
- [alert chimes]
384
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:16,490
But we're wasting our time.
385
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,751
I know where to get a giant
stuffed animal.
386
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,361
Wait. They have really good
puzzles here.
387
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,673
"Maybe a little."
388
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,412
What a jerk.
Who even says that?
389
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:27,554
Are you listening to me?
390
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,980
I'm spinning out about
this damn Christmas card.
391
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:33,291
I'm gonna be on refrigerators
all over Seattle.
392
00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,250
A diet inspiration for pudgy,
middle-aged men.
393
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,209
I just find it hilarious
that mister slobbering
394
00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:40,337
all over himself is suddenly
mister self-control.
395
00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:41,728
He takes, like, 10 minutes
396
00:13:41,733 --> 00:13:43,743
to craft each of his
three-word replies.
397
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,605
I'm gonna be a white satin
man boob reminder
398
00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:46,827
to put down the ice cream.
399
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:49,735
I wanna help my community, yeah,
but not like that.
400
00:13:49,741 --> 00:13:51,571
I'm gonna tell him I had a dream
about him last night.
401
00:13:52,309 --> 00:13:54,309
No, that's mean.
Don't do that.
402
00:13:54,311 --> 00:13:55,271
Too mean or good mean?
403
00:13:56,009 --> 00:13:57,309
You know what I think?
404
00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:58,584
What do you think?
405
00:13:58,663 --> 00:13:59,883
I don't think you're getting
off on the cruelty of the prank,
406
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,232
I think you're just getting off.
407
00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,582
What?
408
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,541
[laughs] Yeah. I think you
like the flirtation.
409
00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,580
I think you like him.
410
00:14:06,671 --> 00:14:07,851
Frank? That's crazy.
411
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,667
Okay, then why...
why are you blushing?
412
00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:10,814
I'm not blushing.
413
00:14:10,893 --> 00:14:12,593
I'm emotionally tormenting
someone because it's fun.
414
00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:13,770
Mmhmm.
415
00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:15,943
I've got my flaws
and I'm fine with it.
416
00:14:15,942 --> 00:14:17,252
At least your flaws
are on the inside.
417
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:18,805
[laughs] Right?
418
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:19,991
[Dispatch] Truck eight.
Please respond.
419
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,989
Kangaroo escaped
from the Seattle Zoo.
420
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:24,651
Zookeeper is requesting back-up.
101 East Webster.
421
00:14:25,821 --> 00:14:27,341
Truck eight responding.
422
00:14:27,954 --> 00:14:29,354
Okay. I'm gonna need you
to focus.
423
00:14:29,346 --> 00:14:31,346
Okay. I'm bringing out
the big guns.
424
00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:33,478
I'm gonna blow his horny
little mind.
425
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:34,261
[keypad clicking]
426
00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:37,753
Come on... no service?
427
00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,046
What is it, the bumper cars
are interfering?
428
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,490
Will you please knock these down
so we can get outta here.
429
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:43,450
I'm trying, Frank.
430
00:14:46,363 --> 00:14:48,023
What is going on?
I thought you were an athlete.
431
00:14:48,017 --> 00:14:49,927
Yeah, in a leg-based sport.
This is, like, an arm sport.
432
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,282
There's wrist stuff...
433
00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,760
I gotta get back
into cell service.
434
00:14:53,762 --> 00:14:55,552
See? It's not so easy.
435
00:14:55,546 --> 00:14:56,806
Excuse me. Sir?
436
00:14:56,808 --> 00:14:58,638
How much for that huge lion
on the top row?
437
00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,863
Prizes are not for sale.
438
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:00,985
Look at that, Shred.
439
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:02,507
We found the one carny
with scruples.
440
00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:03,770
Can you believe it?
441
00:15:03,772 --> 00:15:04,732
We can... we can earn it.
442
00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,689
Okay.
Well, how about... now?
443
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:11,740
That might get you something
from the second row.
444
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:12,556
Like a little badger.
445
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,560
But are you serious?
446
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:16,051
We need the lion, Frank.
447
00:15:16,045 --> 00:15:17,565
How much for something
from the top row?
448
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:19,313
Three badgers.
449
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,658
There's a cash machine
by the funnel cakes.
450
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:23,617
Two and a half badgers!
451
00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,838
This is extortion.
452
00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,926
This was a very
reasonable bribe.
453
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:28,835
Excuse me, guys, sorry.
454
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,630
Excuse me, coming through guys.
Thank you.
455
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:32,411
Officer Patel,
This is Officer Sands.
456
00:15:32,409 --> 00:15:33,319
What's the situation?
457
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:36,893
Jumping Jack.
Second time he's escaped.
458
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,419
Anyway, we got him trapped.
459
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:39,455
What do you need from us?
460
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:40,897
Not much.
461
00:15:40,896 --> 00:15:42,636
Just stay here and help keep
away the looky-loos.
462
00:15:42,637 --> 00:15:43,637
- Hmm.
- 'Kay.
463
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,028
Alright, Jack.
464
00:15:45,031 --> 00:15:46,641
Don't you need, like, a net
or something?
465
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,161
No, just grab him
by the tail.
466
00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:49,914
Sure.
467
00:15:49,992 --> 00:15:51,732
Alright, Jack.
Vacation's over, buddy.
468
00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:52,953
Okay. Whoa!
469
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:54,821
[Victoria] Um...
470
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,173
What... what should we do?
471
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:59,442
Stand your ground.
We'll sneak up from behind.
472
00:15:59,436 --> 00:16:01,476
Ooh... hey mate.
473
00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:02,309
Just like this?
474
00:16:02,309 --> 00:16:03,789
[Victoria]
G'day. Hello.
475
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:05,698
What's he doing?
476
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:11,007
Don't mess with me, kangaroo.
I boxed Golden Gloves.
477
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,103
[kangaroo growling]
478
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,621
He's got a crazy look
in his eye.
479
00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:14,674
Keep him engaged.
480
00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,666
Roger. I'll amp up
the trash talk.
481
00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:18,631
What do you weigh, 140?
Huh?
482
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,939
Welterweight's got nothing
on me, Jack.
483
00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:21,325
I'm 160.
484
00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:24,028
Wouldn't telling him
your real weight be scarier?
485
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,456
Don't press on my insecurities!
486
00:16:26,463 --> 00:16:27,863
He doesn't seem afraid of you.
487
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:30,823
Oh yeah?
You ready to go? Huh?
488
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:31,815
'Cause I'm ready to go.
489
00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:32,986
[punch lands]
490
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,042
Oh!
491
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,206
That's gotta hurt, yeah.
You okay?
492
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,038
Keep it up,
just a little longer.
493
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,002
Is that all you got?
494
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,440
[kangaroo growls]
495
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,606
- [thudding]
- [crowd gasps]
496
00:16:44,612 --> 00:16:47,052
Oh, mate. Ow, yeah.
Down you go.
497
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,916
[Zookeeper] Okay. We got him!
498
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,231
- Good work, officer.
- See ya, mate.
499
00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,059
See ya.
500
00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:55,064
[groaning]
501
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,147
How you doing down there?
Yeah? You a bit winded?
502
00:16:58,147 --> 00:16:59,237
[Frank] Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
503
00:17:00,976 --> 00:17:02,626
Oh! Finally, a signal.
Three bars.
504
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:03,670
[alert chimes]
505
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:06,554
She... she wants me
to come over tonight
506
00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:09,034
for a quote unquote drink.
507
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:12,548
Holy moly!
The Hot Vet and me!
508
00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:14,340
Knight to queen four!
509
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,434
- What?
- It's chess!
510
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,613
I can't believe I got my
ass kicked by a kangaroo.
511
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,740
Hmm.
512
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:28,872
[alert chimes]
513
00:17:28,873 --> 00:17:30,793
Ooh! Mrs. Claus is texting you.
514
00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:32,265
Crap. I forgot about
the photo shoot.
515
00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:38,006
Which I no longer have to do.
516
00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,060
Maya's not gonna want
a Christmas card
517
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,888
with this hideous face on it.
518
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,666
Everything's coming up Patel.
519
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:47,684
[laughs]
520
00:17:58,686 --> 00:17:59,686
[doorbell rings]
521
00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,744
Uh... by any chance
522
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:16,754
are you someone we work
with's roommate?
523
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:17,917
The Hot Vet just doesn't seem
like the type
524
00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,452
to do something like this.
525
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,137
Collette, Frank.
Her name is Collette.
526
00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:25,374
Collette the vet?
That's unfortunate.
527
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,925
This is ridiculous.
I'm just gonna call her.
528
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,146
[phone vibrating and chiming]
529
00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,071
[gasps]
530
00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:31,275
Yes.
531
00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:34,495
Hello.
532
00:18:34,591 --> 00:18:36,641
Victoria? What are you doing
with Hot Vet's phone?
533
00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:38,294
You tell me.
You're the expert on pranks.
534
00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,028
Oh, my God, it was you?
535
00:18:41,032 --> 00:18:43,172
Sometimes the children
of the light
536
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:46,165
need to use the methods
of the children of darkness.
537
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,598
The whole time?
538
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:48,654
How does it feel?
539
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:49,946
[Frank] Bad. It feels
really bad.
540
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,264
Yeah.
541
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:52,567
[Frank] But I gotta say,
I'm a little impressed.
542
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,483
If I were wearing a cap,
I would tip it to you.
543
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:58,922
Oh, I would love that.
But did you learn anything?
544
00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:01,230
Yes. That I can dish it out
but I absolutely can't take it.
545
00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:02,657
So, will you stop pranking
people so much?
546
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,273
No.
547
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:06,493
But I will be more vigilant
about not getting gotten myself.
548
00:19:06,493 --> 00:19:10,023
And, I don't know when,
it may take years...
549
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:11,058
but I will retaliate.
550
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:11,852
[Victoria] Can't wait.
551
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:12,756
Goodnight Victoria.
552
00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:14,681
[giggling]
553
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,195
Sucka lucka.
554
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:17,937
I'm sorry, Delores,
555
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:21,509
that you became a pawn
in Victoria's sick game.
556
00:19:21,508 --> 00:19:23,208
Leave the bottle of wine
and we'll call it even.
557
00:19:24,641 --> 00:19:25,691
I don't know.
558
00:19:25,773 --> 00:19:28,083
I had high hopes for this
evening and I splurged.
559
00:19:28,079 --> 00:19:29,339
Okay, what about one glass?
560
00:19:30,734 --> 00:19:31,954
That seems fair.
561
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,516
I gotta say,
562
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:39,312
you are being very
not horrible about all this.
563
00:19:41,049 --> 00:19:43,089
Hey, can I ask you something?
564
00:19:43,094 --> 00:19:45,924
Has Shred ever mentioned
an unusual sports injury?
565
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:47,230
Oh, you read about
the frozen penis thing
566
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,139
and wanna know if
it still works?
567
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:49,323
There's been some discussion.
568
00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:53,665
Oh, I've asked him.
And it's... a-okay.
569
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,720
And I've seen it.
In the restroom.
570
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:58,813
It's, and I don't know
how else to describe it...
571
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,458
Gorgeous. It's pristine.
572
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:04,032
Like a renaissance artist
sculpted it
573
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,288
and then killed himself 'cause
he could do no finer work.
574
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,032
God, that guy just glides
through life.
575
00:20:08,032 --> 00:20:09,732
The universe is truly garbage.
576
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,651
Would it be unpleasant if I
joined you for a glass?
577
00:20:14,648 --> 00:20:16,038
It would not be unpleasant.
578
00:20:16,954 --> 00:20:18,834
As long as you properly recycle
that bottle.
579
00:20:19,609 --> 00:20:20,959
Did you just make a joke?
580
00:20:22,264 --> 00:20:23,054
Maybe.
581
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:27,099
I hope the kid likes it.
582
00:20:27,095 --> 00:20:28,615
This is really nice of you.
583
00:20:28,618 --> 00:20:30,708
No... it's not
that big a deal.
584
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:31,527
- [alert chimes]
- Oh.
585
00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:36,243
[under her breath]
No...
586
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:37,980
Okay buddy.
587
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:38,802
[to herself]
Are you kidding?
588
00:20:40,717 --> 00:20:41,757
[sighs]
589
00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:42,889
You ready to go?
You alright?
590
00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:44,980
- Yeah, oh yeah.
- Okay.
591
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,287
- Whoa!
- What?
592
00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,420
Down the street.
593
00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:52,115
[Emily gasps]
594
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,207
[Shred] Wow.
595
00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,945
Frank was right.
It is majestic.
596
00:20:59,954 --> 00:21:02,004
It's beautiful.
597
00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:05,527
Um... but also super dangerous
598
00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:08,045
so maybe we should get back
in the car and report it.
599
00:21:08,049 --> 00:21:09,749
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
600
00:21:09,746 --> 00:21:11,266
- We should be fast.
- Oh, my God.
601
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:14,711
[Dispatch] To all units...
602
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:18,185
two off-duty officers report
a cougar at 425 Knoll Drive.
603
00:21:18,189 --> 00:21:19,889
Officer Dutch responding.
604
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:22,237
I am instructing
the reporting officers
605
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:24,674
to take their fake cougar
and shove it up their-
606
00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:25,414
[bleep]
607
00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:27,900
Over.
608
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:32,070
[breathing heavily]
609
00:21:32,073 --> 00:21:33,343
No one can know about this.
610
00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:34,985
Obviously.
611
00:21:34,989 --> 00:21:37,339
This was like a one...
one-and-a-half time thing.
612
00:21:37,339 --> 00:21:38,729
Obviously.
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