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Listen, dearest people,
the latest news today,

of the band of robbers
who were in the Spessart.

They were killed,

but they aren't silenced yet,

haunting around as ghosts.

Do you have to stand in the middle
of the way with your Klimperkasten?

Your light is on.
- We're on duty.

It's a shame about the battery.
I paid them with my tax money.

Stop your hate speech propaganda.
You're sabotaging a NATO exercise.

Yes, General.
- Get out of here with your clutter.

But hurry!

Glorious Times in the Spessart

Here, Consul Mummelmann.
Give me the chef.

Can you really work with that noise?
- The guy changed the wedding menu.

What does the whole shop belong to to me?
- Adolf, think about your blood pressure.

Finally. Tell me, Ritzelsberger,
what right do you have...

ordering the 500 kangaroo tail soups?
No, I don't want shark fins.

My daughter doesn't get married every day.
What, not enough kangaroo tails?

Call the Frankfurt Zoo. And
when I write "turkey," you don't

have to write turkey for it. My
daughter is marrying an American!

Sometimes you could blow up.
- I thought it was you.

Those damn jet fighters.
- There was more bang at our wedding.

After all, there was war, I still
accept it, but now, in peace.

Did your window break too?
- Your mother left it open.

- Nice wedding, with bombs and grenades.
- It's your groom's fault.

Frankie is a space explorer.
- Now let the child be.

You were chief staff officer, too.
- Frankie quit the army.

It's over.

Comrades, for the first time
in the history of warfare...

the sequence of our maneuvers will be
controlled by a manned space satellite...

our American friends watched. It
is about determining whether the

camouflage of our troops can
withstand today's aerial reconnaissance.

We have the great honor of being
one of the brilliant co-designers...

from "Germany 99" can be seen
today as a guest in our midst. Mr. Green.

Would you like to declare to us...
- Well, gentlemen.

Our boys have been flying around up
there since this morning and can spit.

We receive the messages here.
- Germany 99, we are right now...

over the Spessart. We don't see anything.
- Jimmy doesn't see anything.

A sign of our exemplary camouflage.
- Yes, and the thick cloud cover.

What is that?

Of course, you have to
expect acoustic disturbances.

Maybe someone is sleeping.
Yes, gentlemen, I have to get out of here.

You can't keep superiors waiting.

Ah, General Hampstead, is it?
- My bride.

Ah!

Rest, I sleep.

How late?
- It should be noon in Jena.

I mean what year?

February 83, 1967.

Now the clock is broken, too.

Now we'll never know how long
we're going to be out here in space.

Where am I?
- In the carriage, my dear,

In which we were shot at the moon.
- Unfortunately we never got there.

Why?

Because a nozzle got stuck.

We have been up here for five
years, without eating or drinking.

Ghosts live from the air.
- Still, a beef steak with onions...

Or a sip of whiskey.
- You know that we become invisible

when we drink schnapps.
- Better drunk and invisible.

Take a look at you.
- How much longer do we have to stay?

Until we are redeemed from our sins.
To do this, we have to do a good deed.

Do a good deed and shut up.

Look, we're getting competition.

What may they have done in the first place?
They put the boy in front of the door.

- Adorable.
- I say hello to him.

Are you crazy? In a vacuum.
- We're ghosts.

We could have had that long ago.
- We could fix our nozzle there.

I come with.

With the sauerkraut? The angels fall over.

- Back to the tape again.
- With the sauerkraut?

The angels fall over.
- A cipher text to mislead.

No doubt about it, a spy satellite
is circling over the Spessart.

You take the tape to the
decryption department.

You contact Mr. Green, who lives
in the Spessart Hotel. Havermann,

You report to the commanding officer.
Aren't you gone yet? Quickly!

Orders to the entire force:
camouflage, camouflage, camouflage.

And camouflage again.

Please note the right of way!

And here, lanterns.
- Fantastic.

Flowers, also brand new. Good morning.
- Good morning.

And here's the kicker! My idea. Well?

You never had good taste.

How do you like me as a civilian?

The bang makes me very nervous.
- But darling, just think

that belongs to our hen party.
- I imagined it differently.

Are you crazy? What are you doing here?
- You left the army.

Is that why you're throwing them out the window?
- The trash is too small.

- Yes?
- The glazier.

Aha, the glazier.

We have to be fresh tonight.
- Then we shouldn't lie down.

You won't answer now, will you?

Hi?

No, he's not there.

And if you are NATO personally.
You can't speak to Mr. Green.

Now if that's my general.
- I'm your general.

Are you throwing everything out the window?
- Yes, and you are next.

Could've touched down softer.
- Be glad you're downstairs.

Hatch open!

Ladder out.
- Ladder out.

Where are we here anyway?

Children, there is a pub among us!

Abseil!

- Our countess.
- Really.

Yes indeed. How it lives and lives.

How did your picture get here?
- And how'd you get here?

Please, when did this lady die?

Die? Signorina's getting
married tomorrow.

Married? At 150 years old?
- Where are we?

In the Grand-hotel Spessart.
- Man, Spessart.

Now what do you think of my landing?

Can we speak to the old lady?

Subito.

Is not he cute?
- A lovely fellow.

Sweetheart, give me something spicy.

Behave yourself, you know what happens then.
- So what?

Trixi!

Because if we drink a lot
of alcohol, we have to leave.

- She's gone!
- Completely gone! After you, my sweetheart.

Our countess. It is a
pleasure that we meet again.

As always, we are here for you.

Allow me: Toni.

Good Uncle Max.
- I'm dear Hugo.

How do you go about
staying so young?

They are probably friends of my fiance.
Where are you from?

You won't believe it, but we
just drove around in space.

But we couldn't have dreamed
that we would see you here again.

What does it mean to see you again?
- She doesn't know us anymore.

Our robber captain kidnapped you.
- Forgot her.

We brought the ransom
back to Sandau Castle.

Sandau Castle? Yes, of
course, it was owned by our family.

But that was over 100 years ago.
- At that time you were Countess Franziska,

who married our robber captain.
- It wasn't me.

That was my great, great, great, great grandmother.
- Ah, no, please don't tickle, don't!

Have you gone mad?

Emilio!
- Katrin, behave yourself!

- Who?
- The lady here.

You see ghosts.
- Yes, Signorina, ghosts.

It just comes from drinking.
- I swear not a drop.

Starts well.

A delightful bride and groom.

My tuxedo was stolen from me earlier.
- In my hotel? That's impossible.

Call the house detective.
Hi! I just asked for you.

Yes, please, Consul.
- Why don't you wear a tuxedo?

It was stolen.
- Here's someone who...

Does your tuxedo have
any special features?

The Federal Cross of Merit in the buttonhole.
- That's not a special feature.

Do you have fire?
- Fire? Gotta see.

Yes here. I didn't even
know I had a gold lighter.

You're welcome.
- And you? Don't you drink anything?

My astral body goes out today.

Your strange friends are sitting over there.
- What kind of friends? Where?

Over there.

Police!

Excuse me

Now the bridegroom has been arrested.
- Poor Countess.

You have to help her.
- But how?

Why aren't you making music?
A waltz! Mood, please, mood.

I have it. Come on, follow me.

Drinking away.

Marry? Our fatherlands are
threatened by unknown satellites!

This is a done deal.
- You're flying to the States today.

The satellite has to be identified
and shot down if necessary.

What good is the best warfare if
the enemy is smarter? Roger that?

- Fast.
- Did you say anything? Then it's good.

N / A!

Can I let my bride know?
- No, you can't do that.

They are keepers of secrets. She has to
wait. A soldier's wife always has to wait

when the home is threatened by the enemy.
- I'm American.

What. You are German.
There are no real Americans.

If we hadn't immigrated all the time, the Indians
would still be crouching in the tree. N / A!

N / A!

- Frankie!
- Day.

We need to speak to you.
- Yes, urgently.

Yes, come in then.

Oh, it's nice here, Countess.
- Leave that to the countess.

But you were then, in your lifetime.
In our lifetime.

Because we are ghosts.
- Very funny. What are you?

Ghosts.
- She doesn't believe us.

Your groom is supposed to go to America.
- You are crazy.

My bridegroom is in his room.
- Why don't you give him a call.

When you're thirsty, it says whiskey.
Room 59c, please.

It's not going to be drunk again now.
- She doesn't believe in ghosts.

All right then.
- Then give me the porter, please.

- Ex.
- To your health, Countess.

Tell me, is Mr. Green back yet?
Oh, he's not there?

Thank you.

Cuckoo. We're still here, Countess.

Can we sit down for a moment?

Yes, please.

Come in, Frankie. Oh it's you

Don't take it so tragically, child.
Be glad it happened today.

Your father left me in the
middle of the wedding night,

fire bat in hand. He was
an air raid leader at the time.

Careful, no, Hugo is sitting there.

- Who?
- Hugo.

No, not there either, Toni is sitting there.
- Child, you are overwrought.

But that's so natural.
Maybe I should give you as a mother...

but give some advice.
- Mommy, not in front of the gentlemen.

Which gentlemen?
Oh child, that's the nerves.

You are pressed for the 1st night of love.
And at the same time you are afraid of it.

I'm just afraid that tomorrow
morning I'll be without a bridegroom.

That would be terrible. Ah!

That was Uncle Max.

I bring the bridal bouquet.

We'll tie her maiden wreath...

made of fine blue silk.

Please stop.

Read

I'm sorry, but your wedding has to
be postponed for military reasons.

Has his general write
an apology note for him.

Nothing is moved.
I don't give a damn about the Lord.

Yes, what do we do
with all the kangaroo tails?

But now, my dear friends, the
beautiful day is coming for a girl

where she puts on the wedding dress.
- Adolf, the wedding dress.

The beautiful day when she...
- She let the dress fall off.

The beautiful day when she drops
the wedding dress. Yes tell me

you're confusing me.
- The groom is off to America.

Who can do something for homesickness.
What are you saying

The poor child.
- The poor child, the poor child.

That is the least. I ordered
the second German television.

Oh, here you are. Come on, come
on, we've already turned on the engine.

We also.

Where do you want to go?
- To America. In the golden west.

Oh, I'd rather stay in the sunny south.
- Well then not. Come over!

What do you want over there?
- We run counties...

with her groom.

I'll do a good deed on you, too.

Yes. But there must still
be a place in a machine.

Yes, yes, New York. Please
try again. I'll call you again.

You can have that much more conveniently.
- You can still get married today.

We'll be over with you in an hour.

Nonsense, you don't believe that yourself.

Dad says you absolutely have
to show yourself to the guests,

even if the wedding is postponed.
Who are the gentlemen?

You met her tonight.
- Oh, right, yes, tonight, yes.

Tonight? I was here alone.
- No, we drank away.

Where are you Day, gentlemen! You
absolutely have to come down immediately.

The minister asked about you.
- Did you drop the bouquet?

He's not in my party at all.
Don't be seen here again!

What kind of divers are they?
- We have more to do with air.

Why aren't you wearing the wedding dress?
I need to have a photo of you...

She dropped it out the window.
- Sorry, I'll bring the wedding dress.

But I have...
- He's bringing the wedding dress.

Why are you bringing this up now?

Anneliese, you will put on your
wedding dress immediately, please.

You have to get out.
- This is my visit.

All right, you'll be down
in 5 minutes, I'll tell you

as much as I am your father -
are you so sure? That she's coming.

Well, Countess?

How about

Hello, technology, is the noise gone?
Can you understand me?

Nine... eight... seven...
six... five... four... three...

two one...

I want to get back down immediately.
- You mustn't do that.

We'll be there in a moment, Countess.
Watch out when America comes in sight.

I think we're just over there.
- Next time, open your eyes.

You will be with your bridegroom in a moment.
- And do you find Mr. Green?

- I think America is coming again now.
- Should I brake?

Already over again.
- Come on, turn on the reverse jet.

I want to get down, I'm sick!

Touch me.
I can't get out of reverse.

The clock has gone crazy.
- Turn off the nozzle! Parachute out!

- I ended up differently.
- But not with us.

Do you know where we are here?
- God forsaken area.

I guess in Canada.

Come here!

Look there! I know where we are now.

In Marienborn.
- I don't have ID.

Someone is coming.

A bum.

And even in a mini skirt.

It's still from yesterday.
- Or from tomorrow.

That's Frankie.

The suitor happily wishes
you strangers peace.

He actually looks like Frankie.
- It's nice what he said.

Who are you?
- The willing scion of the true Widukind.

Thank you.
- He's a gas station attendant.

Tell me, is there a snack bar in
your gas station? She is hungry.

Mangiare, mangiare.
- You Roman!

He has something against guest workers.
- We are not Romans, we are Germans.

Is this Germany?
- He doesn't know.

Boy, don't let those in Bonn hear that.
- You are in the realm of Germania Gaue.

And you are the Gauleiter.
- Leave him alone.

I think the clock is not broken.
- She was on the verge of the Great Migration.

Exactly, that's where we landed.
We flew against time.

I do not understand.
- Hey, think of Einstein.

- I do not know.
- Naturally.

We dashed backwards. And now
we have landed with the old Teutons.

Old? He's in his mid-thirties at most.
I'm hungry.

Dear Mr. Dankwart, can
you get a bite to eat here?

I offer refreshment to the thirsty palate.
Follow me to dinner, you little maiden.

Because of Marienborn. This is the Limes.
- What? Right, Limes.

Roman border wall with 5 letters.
- The what?

Limes. Erected against
the invasion of the Teutons.

It's nice that there's no such thing anymore.
- Yes. Where's our countess?

We'll drive the minister maiden out of him.
- She has to marry our Frankie.

The mersap does, does, does,

does us so good, good, good

brings us into embers, embers, embers,

and gives us courage, courage, courage,

the foaming flood, flood, flood,

penetrates the blood through the Schnut,

because that does, does, does us so good.

Waiter, another beer.
- Beer hasn't even been invented yet.

That's called mead here.
- Another deal.

We have to take care of the countess.
What if we vanish into thin air?

From that?

Are you my bride,
do you desire me fine?

It is so sweet to be blessed with you.

I would like another croissant.

Your chest shines in the fountain.
- Brunne? I see.

I need you as a bride.
The heat roars inside me. Come over!

A lovely guy, isn't he?
- Well, little one, don't you want to?

Where are you from?
- From Burgundy.

I love burgundy. Especially
when it's at a good temperature.

What are you rubbing You can have
that much more conveniently. Look

Dear me, how did you make the fire blaze?
- Komtesschen is gone with the boy.

The spring lures us to love.
- Not so stormy.

We were taught at school
that the Teutons honor women.

Woolly woman, do my will.
- At least you're totally into it.

You would never leave me alone - never!
Never!

If a general like that whistles for
you, you won't run away from me.

Never! Never!

What is?
- The tones of brave virtue to ting.

What a thing?

The embers of the gods gave us the sign!

Do you want the choice
instead of yes or no?

Heil, Heil!

We want to die proudly
when we storm our satchels.

Salvation!

I promise you heroes...

wonderful times.

Forward march...

into battle

the whole world falls to pieces, too...

Are you keeping the
house - My longing is over!

To die bravely in battle

the victory is still a long way off.

One day the wonderful time will come.

Tschinderassa, bumderassa,
people are so stupid derassa.

You always shoot the same.

It's a shame about the beautiful
heads, because the heavy iron pots...

press pear-soft.

But wherever you look on earth,

patiently marches a herd with...

Tschinderassa, bumderassa...

Just tell me why derassa...

into eternal sleep.

Oh, there he is again.
The adorable little fellow.

We see it. 500 feet below us.
Frankie what should we do?

- Which system is that?
- Frankie! That's Frankie's voice.

- Here.
- Frankie! Frankie do you hear me?

- Found what?
- My bride.

- Have to wait.
- Quiet!

She claims she comes from the Teutons.
- So what? We all do.

Don't you?

Watch out, America has to come now.
Komtesschen, hold on!

Hopefully we'll catch
the right time this time.

Come here! I'm afraid
we're in the wrong time again.

What. A touring stage
had an accident here.

Blast, blast.
Oh, if it were the Swedish horns.

Leave that stuff, it's not ours.

Oh, they're only men's things.

What if it's all real after all?

I'm sure it's a dummy.
Let's try it out right away.

Smooth sheet shot.
- My nice suit.

So I'm not staying here,
get back on the missile.

Ah, no, I don't want to. Leave me

No I do not want to.
So help me. No.

- We have to help her.
- But how?

In the elevator?

Pay indulgences!

Pay indulgences! Pay indulgences
so that you don't burn in purgatory.

Pay indulgences so that
you don't burn in purgatory.

Indulgence! Indulgence!

No!

Pay indulgence.

No!

Pay indulgence.

Now we are announcing and letting
it be known that a commission...

the highly commendable Imperial
Council will do us the honor of the visit.

The imperial guests...
- The imperial guests!

The imperial guests are due...
- The imperial guests.

Oh dear, what do they take us for?

You can say a lot about us Germans, we
are unmatched when it comes to cheering.

The regular flowers.

I asked for forgiveness from the
gracious gentlemen, did not wait so early.

Let's come back tomorrow.
- Not at all.

The city longs for imperial
protection and protection. Mr. Cornet,

everything is directed to welcome.
- Don't do it, get up.

Yes, you kneel on my feet.

Let the political circumstances
talk and take this drink.

Ex.

International morning pint.

Boy, what's on your mind?
- For now, your conditions, Mr. Cornet.

The gold treasure is ready for you to use.

10,000 thalers, as ordered.
- Hands off, leave that.

And there the ten strong men
come for protection and allegiance.

Pay indulgence. Pay indulgence.

Pay indulgence. Pay indulgence.

I'll take it, I like it.

Countess, you can't
flirt with a man as a man.

Another Frankie.
- She can't get away from her guy.

I would have taken the other nine.

God knows, I don't give a
damn about you servants.

Oh, how brutal.
- He's not ashamed

He ate groats. To the gallows!
- No, that's mine!

I should choose one.
Ask the ruling mayor.

Do you want to be contaminated?
- The girl in the pillory.

Oh yes, the girl.
What did she do?

She took her for courtiers to those of other
faiths. We torture her until she reveals the name.

They are indiscreet like the magazines.
Forward, untie her.

I?

What else do I want you for?
- Mr. Cornet, you take care of...

the lover of a heretic.
- Take your finger away.

How do you even know?
- It was found forbidden...

erroneous literature in their chamber.
- You also did house searches.

First you give Metze the name.
What's your lover's name?

Here, venerable father. I
think Cornet's milk beard...

has an eye on the maiden.

Martin.

I want more wine.

You could be kinder.
Have I not shown you that

I am for you? Didn't
I free the strange girl?

That was not the wittelberg spirit, you
did it out of greed and lust for the flesh.

Nobody has told me that yet.
- Komtesschen, the rocket is ready to go.

Soon the real imperial ones will be here.
- I don't care either.

Today I want to sleep
in a real bed again.

And not in your monkey swing!

Do you want to help me? I
mean, do you have a shelter for me?

When you are tired, the bed is ready.
- An excellent idea.

Martin should lead me into the chamber.
- I will not let my honor be taken away from me,

Guide yourself there.

Are you...

Aren't you the pillory girl?

What are you doing in my
bed - I should warm it up a little.

Out! I don't love warmed beds.

I wanted to be grateful.

Yes you can. Take off my boots.

Au.

They are much too big for you.
- Leave it!

And now the pants?
- No!

Come here, sit down with me. Come on.

Was brave that you
didn't betray your lover.

Isn't anything useful.
- How so?

Torture and torture await me soon.
- Then we'll just take you with us.

Please do not.
- What is wrong with you?

You have an unchaste desire for me.
- What do I have?

Admit it, you are stung by
the tickling and lustful instinct.

But I can't, I don't want to.

Now come here, I'm not hurting you.

No.

- Come here I say!
- I know.

You want to make me a child.
- First you can laugh.

You are as much a man as everyone else.

You will be very surprised,
my child. Unbutton my skirt!

No, I have sworn allegiance to
my loved one for better or for worse.

And I won't let him go when
they cycle and quarter him.

Are you so afraid for him? Then we
just take it with us. What's his name?

Oh now I know

Ugh, you have been sent by
the priest to hear me out. Pooh.

Listen.

Since we have the mess.
I bet the imperial guys are coming.

The guy is there again.
- You are the mayor.

Have you not been informed of the
arrival of the Imperial Commission?

The imperial riders are already here.
- Already here?

Bullshit, corpse! We are the riders!

I will hunt the wrong
rabble on the spit.

Let's get away!
- Hold on, hold on!

Also there, the Adietrich.

Wrap them in iron,
pull their necks long.

Chase them through the skewers.

And if you still don't want to scratch
off, to the people of war with you,

that you might swallow
leaden pears. Jag! Jag!

You have to flee!
- It's easy to say, but how?

- Take my things.
- And you?

My life is no longer worth a straw.

Wait here, I'll send
you my ghosts.

Ghosts?

For the last time, where are you from?

From the sky up, that's where I come
from, but you don't believe someone

you stupidly distrust.
- Loosen his tongue, in the water with him.

Oh, a fresh bath, I've
wanted that for a long time.

That's wonderful. Oh, that's nice.

Come on.

A completely new foot feeling.

But they are also great coals.

But my friend, who
is going to blow up?

Ah, nice, very nice.

A bit higher if possible.

Maid. Didn't you
see the wrong cornet?

I didn't see anyone,
not even the cornet.

What are you doing here?
- I should carry wine into the cellar.

Torture makes you thirsty.

You look a hell of a lot like the Cornet.

I wanna bet you're the cornet.

Look like a man, venerable father?

All because of that?

Do I have to get new fingerprints?

My poor bodyguard.
I'm sorry about that.

I suspected you are not a man.
- And? Did you feel anything about it?

I mean, what did you mean by that?

One should not brood over the gallows.
- We'll definitely get you out of here.

Now turn. Come on!

You should get a patent for that.
That's a boon

ideal for the intervertebral disc.
And the whole stomach goes away.

Turn around, you snot guys.

Are you still alive?
- That's a flexible term.

- It's not for women.
- You probably don't understand the women.

We like to see that.
- What do you want here?

The imperial colonel sends wine.
- Give it to me!

You are brave. Now if
there is poison in there.

You're just saying that now?

Put the funnel in their mouths.
- Oh yes.

The laughter will go away.

Very different things are
about to disappear.

Watch out!

Have you had enough now?

The devil, the Satan, the incarnate.

Path!

We have to hide up there in the hay.
- How am I supposed to get up there?

I'll help you.
- But you are strong.

- Martin!
- Hannchen!

- Hannchen!
- Martin!

Already forgiven.

You snot heads let them slip
away. If we don't catch up with

them, I'll stick my iron fist
in the face. More quickly!

They are after us!

Where shall we go? That way!
- It's going into the gorge.

Martin!
- What are you going to do?

The new German armored
personnel carrier, model Uncle Max.

Stop, stop!

We're rid of it.

He won't hurt anyone anymore.

Folks, that was outright murder.

The enemy's bloodhound
has fallen to the bravest,

his corpse is an
incentive to fierce anger.

We want to fight, to
the last poor knight.

They can't be killed.

Let go, Pfaffenknecht.
- Babe, shut up! Snout.

No, what do you want from him?
- He's supposed to smell lead like we do.

I don't want, I don't want -
Do you think we want this?

Is the victory still far?

One day the wonderful time will come.

Tschinderassa, bumderassa...

People are so stupid.

You always shoot the same.

It's a shame about the beautiful
heads, because the heavy iron pots...

press pear-soft.

But wherever you look on earth,

patiently marches a herd with...

Tschinderassa, bumderassa.

Just tell me why derassa...

into eternal sleep.

That's Frankie again.

Annie, Annie, do you
hear me? Say something!

You are making private calls
here, this is a service phone.

This is my bride again.
- What about your bride?

She has arrived in the past.
- I'm not interested.

Now he's gone. I want to go down.
- I'll turn on the jet.

Now I've pulled the parachute.
Well, it won't matter much.

A couple of hundred years at most.
- I'm sorry. We have to go down.

But then we immediately rise again.
- Hopefully it's peaceful this time.

Knight Reimar von Schmettingen.
- Armed for the ride on the Turks.

Knight Kunhold von Rettwitz.
- Ready to go to the promised land.

Knight Roland von Rabenstein.
- My lord is staying in the bower.

How cool and how hard is your arm.

You don't wear the red robe of love.
- I'll wear this on the day you come home.

Blue is the sign of loyalty.
- Loyalty.

Where's my parting present?

Gundel, the maid should get it for me.

Gundel!

Here it is, noble sir.

This delicate gem.
Let me put it on to you myself.

Out with you, you tramp!
- A headdress?

It should remind you
of me, day and night.

A jewel?

A chastity belt.

Are you out of your mind - It can
be the husband on the crusade.

This little castle
includes his dearest.

This offends the most loyal of the loyal.
- I know the traveling singers.

They take what you fail to give.

- Lift your skirt!
- No way!

You are my wife and I'm the master!

How do you feel in the bulwark of virtue?
- Something is pinching me in the back frame.

After three to four years you
will be used to it for a long time.

No more kissing goodbye,
otherwise my heart will break.

Don't leave me love

How am I supposed to overcome longing?

God protect you, my Roland.
And now go, quickly.

The pain overwhelms me.
And come back soon!

Not until the promised land is liberated.
- It's more liberated than you know.

Let's cut down the unbelievers.

Especially the unbelieving daughters.

Come on, hurry up.
- We'll get back up in a moment.

What good is the most beautiful
rocket if you can't operate it?

I won't get in again.
- Maybe we end up in the present.

I'll find out later.

The chamber in the tower has been prepared.
- You know who for?

For Archibald von der Vogelwiese.
- Do you love him, too?

No. My heart belongs
to Christian, his squire.

Who told you that I'm receiving guests?
- It's been the custom since time immemorial.

When the warriors are
gone, the singers comfort.

I knock tonight...

at your door.

And bring my heart to
you and take yours for it.

So shut up tonight...

the door does not close.

Because my longing
needs a little rest with you.

I want tonight...

united with you...

play the game of love
until the sun shines.

There's no mercy in my arms

if I seduce you

I knock tonight...

at your door.

I knock tonight...

at your door.

And bring my heart to
you and take yours for it.

So shut up tonight...

the door does not close.

Because my longing
needs a little rest with you.

I want tonight...

united with you...

play the game of love
until the sun shines.

There's no mercy in my

arms when I seduce you.

I knock tonight...

at your door.

Welcome, Knight Archibald.

The hope of favor with noble
women gave my steed the spurs.

Are you doing well?
- An hour ago my husband left.

Just an hour ago?

Do you have company?

Excuse me, madam.
- She was astray.

You will be my guest. Take off your coat.

It's a bit humid here anyway.

They must've been stripped of their clothes.
- Look away!

My husband didn't even find me that
naked in the wedding bed. In the closet!

Too good that madam
helped out with the wardrobe.

The strange lady looks minimal.
- You find?

Did the virtuous young lady
hear of the singers' contest?

Take a seat by my side.

Thank you.

The gentlemen tear off their legs.
- It is proper

to serve the mistress in love.
They did not shy away from the abyss

when I said, "Jump."
- Impossible.

Bodo, jump.

What if he broke his neck?
- Wuschke, take a look.

How do you love your employees?

The woman is swinging
the scepter here. The stupid

Adam goes to battle, the wise
Adam pays homage to love.

Well, madam, it was so from
the heart of my heart. You know,

what happened to me
- You are promised?

Yes! He swore to me that he
was only there for me, and then...

Those who are not there for
us deserve death. Do you want,

that he jumps for us?
- No no no.

I know the Lord too fleetingly for that.
Besides, he should sing for us.

We want to give him the grace
to sing the praise of women for us.

This golden rose belongs to the winner.
- This is the Montreux TV Prize.

Sorry?

And the festival of minstrels continues.

And you women will also receive praise.

The war lasts long,
love lasts longer.

Heil, German lust for singing.
Hail, three times hail.

In the flower grove

Dearest, I thought your...

Love you, become mine.

Sweetheart single mine.

Your bosom is calling...

Herzeliebchen, the scent of flowers...

I hope you won't be frightened
if a thief comes to you tonight.

A thief?
What is there to steal from me?

A virgin's heart, I hope.

In the flower grove...

Dearest, I thought your...

Do not forget your love ministry.
- You are the lady of my heart.

I'm ready to die for you.
- Oh no, I want you alive...

and wait for you tonight.
- Tonight?

Glowing red.

Dear sweetheart, call the need...

because without you

I'd rather be dead

Are the noble gentlemen your retinue?
- Yes.

Knight Archibald von der Vogelwiese.

Another Frankie.

Of all the queens beautiful and young

I pay homage to Venus today.

She took me to the Paradeis.

She let me into your circle.

I knock tonight...

at your door.

And bring my heart to
you and take yours for it...

Where did you get the clothes from?
- Borrowed, we'll bring it back.

What do you want here?
- The rocket...

Quiet.

I want tonight...

united with you...

play the game of love
until the sun shines.

There's no mercy in my arms

when I seduce you.
I knock tonight...

at your door.

Komtesschen? Believe us, we
are landing in the right century.

I'm in the right century.
It couldn't be better.

Disappear.

I knock tonight...

at your door...

And bring my heart to
you and take yours for it.

So shut up tonight...

don't close the door

because my longing
needs a little rest with you.

I want tonight...

united with you...

play the game of love
until the sun shines.

There's no mercy in my
arms when I seduce you.

I knock tonight...

to your...

Door.

Why don't you give him the rose?
- Your troubadours have to sing first.

So, noble blood. What are your names?
- Hugo.

From?

Hugo from head to toe.
- Baron Toni from the socks.

Count Max von Wegendenkste.
- And what do you want to sing to me?

From the German Rhine.
- Come here. I want more.

The song of the German Rhine.
- Come, dear singers, pick up the strings.

No wine if he himself were
from the German Rhine

replaces a sweet rendezvous,
a rendezvous by moonlight,

in the dark forest
alone with you,

she slowly kisses
you short and small,

and she hugs you with a leg,

oh balla, balla,
oh, that's nice,

no beer, no beer, however strongly
brewed, replaces love full of greed,

I'll give you the cool blonde,

I'd much rather be a gentleman,

stand in front of you at night.

And that till four in the morning,

oh balla, balla,
oh, that's nice.

Kissed me in the green clover

you trembled like fruit jelly, and

when you lay in your negligee,

then I took your wallet.

Come here...
- Please, please, come here.

I want more...
- Please, please, more.

I want more...
- Please, please, more...

from you.

You stroked my hair,
you stroked my hair

you kissed, kissed wonderfully,

you gave me a present in February...

a pair of twins for the third time.

Come here.
- Oh, please, come here.

I want more...
- Please, please, more.

I want more...
- Please, please, more...

from you.

You, queen of my heart,

you patted, patted on my chin,

you threw me with your amorous mind...

innocence and a savings account.

Come here

I want more

I want more...
- More, more, more...

from you.

Love is a heavenly power

you kindled the man in me,

you got angry for me at night...

killed her own husband.

- Come here.
- Yeah, yeah.

- I want more.
- Yeah, yeah.

I want more...
- Yeah, yeah.

From you.

You said, never said no,

you responded to my wishes

you left me alone at night

with your seven little sisters.

Come here,

I want more, I want more...

From you.

Bravo.

Bravo, you deserve the golden rose.
You are the greatest.

Isn't it true? My singing sounded
sweeter to you, my love.

No comparison to the roar.

You want to sing me something every day?
- When we get to your castle.

I don't have a castle. I'm at your castle.
- I don't have one either.

- Open the dress for me.
- Why?

Do you want to go to bed, madam?
Then I want to leave you.

Don't be so rude, I
asked you something.

Oh, pardon.

Yes.

How is this going?
- Am I the first woman you've undressed?

Oh no, what are you thinking.
I often helped my mother.

Whenever she had rheumatism.

You seem delightfully inexperienced.

You're poking me, my knight.

Don't be ashamed of yourself.
You can have what you want from me.

Really?

So...

- No, I don't dare.
- Tell me!

I would never have dared to ask.
- You can dare anything, anything.

Yes? So I...

Since you've already worn that dress...
- Yes?

May I try it on?

- Naturally.
- Thank you.

You can't ask for everything at once.

First, we're not engaged yet.

And then I'm way too tired.

You brought that with you from the crusade?
- For the smile of a knight's wife.

And what should I give you for it?
- A short rest camp.

And then a hot bath.
- We'd better change the order.

Isn't your husband back soon?
- You are welcome to stay a few moons.

Then the others plunder the holy land.
You do not suspect

how to steal and bat there.
- I suspect it, Herr Ritter, I suspect it.

Let me see your face.

Show me your little beaks.
Let me see your pair of lips.

Get yourself such perky booty for yourself.

Is there more in the Ottoman Empire?
- More than you could enjoy, my friend.

I'm still moving to the promised land today.
- Your Christian courage will be rewarded,

with every skull that you
split open for the Muslims,

you are doing godly work.
- Who will ride with me?

I bet my men will be with you.

Forward march...

into battle.

I will miss you.
- Don't worry, I'll take you with me.

Our people...

are awake,

to die bravely in battle.

If the victory is still far,

the wonderful time will come.

Tschinderassa, bumderassa,

People are so stupid.
You always shoot the same.

It's a shame about the beautiful
heads, because the heavy iron pots...

press as soft as pears.

But wherever you look on earth,

patiently marches a herd with...

Tschinderassa, bumderassa...

just tell me why derassa...

into eternal sleep.

Do you see something?
- Yes, all skyscrapers.

Can be New York. Or Aschaffenburg.
- Please land, please land.

Did you say something, Countess?
- No

World Peace Conference
attendees, go to Beacon Nine.

Beacon nine.
- According to the clock, we are in the year 2067.

Then we flew too far 100 years.
- Attention, Spessart 3,

Participant of the World Peace
Conference, you are on beacon nine.

They are landed, they are landed.

They're taking us down.
- That, too.

Where there is a peace conference,
at least there can be no war.

Just landed: the
English peace minister.

Just landed: the Italian
Minister of Peace.

Just landed, the...

Where are you from?

From the past.

Just landed: the
early peace minister.

Please say a few words.
- What should I say?

Do it like the politicians, don't say
anything, but do it with fine words.

I would like to say at this point

that I don't want to say
anything at the moment,

but I can already say
that I will say more soon.

Thank you.

Report obediently, joined
the company of honor.

Bumderassa.

May I ask you to come to the TV studio?
- No, no, we'll fly on in a moment.

But you will miss a lot.

We have the pleasure to meet
all the great nations of Europe...

gathered at this table.

I have to make a caveat.
The economic situation of Lower Bavaria...

does not allow the
Westphalian area to import...

is flooded with strong beer.
- I draw your attention to

that North Rhine-Westphalia does not
recognize the Republic of Lower Bavaria.

When the so-called Bavaria the forehead...
- The so-called Lower Bavaria...

I hope you want to say. You
should be aware that the state of

Bavaria as a whole has ceased to
exist since the Oktoberfest in 2012,

and that, as the representative of
my king, I simply cannot tolerate it...

As I said earlier, all the countries
of Europe are in agreement.

A repair shop?
- Yes, we want to go straight back on.

Approximately how old is the rocket?
- A little over 100 years.

- I hope he still knows.
- Who?

He's already thinking.

He has an idea. The former director
of the missile museum could help you.

Where does he live?
We have to go there right away.

On Tuesday, where does the weekend start?

Then you only work on Mondays?
- Yes, from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.

We'll try anyway. What's his name?
- The machine does not give a name,

just the address and the route.
- 384th Street, 30th floor. Is it far?

2,000 meters. Should I call an air taxi?
- No thanks, we'll walk that little bit.

I'll give you a routing transmitter.
- A what?

384th Street, House 357, 30th floor.

Around your neck, please?

As long as you hear this guiding
tone, you will have a reliable guide.

We've had it on our necks before.
- Would you turn around?

Information, information.

As soon as you leave your lead tone, you'll
find yourself in the advertising frequency.

- Thank you.
- Very connected.

There, there.
- Information, information.

Yeah right:

Muller's remote-controlled strollers...

take away hassles from young mothers.

Little mother, don't despair,

buy Muller's
remote-controlled strollers.

With the new hydraulic swing
axle, economical in consumption.

Information, information.

Kandawash, Kandawash,
Kandawash, Kandawash, Kandawash...

Let your kids dry clean,
they'll be like new again.

Kandawash, Kandawash, Kandawash...

HX 17, the new drink for young and old.

HX 17 does, does, does...

does us so good, good, good.

Picassos come and go.

The German garden gnome...

always remains.

How nice.

Become a civil servant, a
rewarding and safe profession.

No specialist knowledge
required, get in touch with us today.

How would you like to spend your free time?

Our ladies are open to you.

It's unbelievable how
some women walk around.

Frank Green?
- Missile antiquarian and repairs?

If that's Frankie, I'll marry him.
- Wait a minute, if that's your Frankie

then he has 140 years under
his belt, usually the best is over.

Come!

And that's why I emphasize that
the Free State of Bavaria is not...

lets talk into his beer.

Do you mind the gossip?
Then I'll turn it off.

I've always tried...

They show any kind of cheese these days.
- Frankie!

Are you Frankie?
- You must be wrong. My name is Willi.

Are you sure I'm not your bride?

Mama, Mama, come over here
quickly, this is a madwoman.

Is that your wife, mother?
- No, that's Miss Busch...

with her youngest, she studies
housekeeping with us. Well? Where's mom?

She just went over to Hawaii.
- So close to lunch?

What's she doing in Hawaii?
- She's trying to get your bride back.

Do you have a bride?
- I had. She ran away from me.

Why?

Our wedding had to be postponed.
What can I do for you?

Something is stuck on our missile.
- Fixed core nuclear engine...

or photonic jet explosion?

No idea.

- What's the rocket's year of manufacture?
- Summer 1958.

Oh, and still flying? It's a shame,
Papa would've been fascinated.

Oh, your father's no longer here?
I mean your father is no longer alive?

Well, yes.
Frank Green Sr. will soon be 140.

Can't I even say hello to him?
- Oh, this will be hard to do.

We froze him, and for Christmas
he'll be thawed for a few days.

Ah, mom, there you are.
Did you bring Lee for me?

Lee doesn't want to go. She says if
you like a couple of troop shifts...

that are more important on Saturn,
then you can stay stolen from her.

Incidentally, that is also my opinion.
- Mine as well!

Who are these guests?
- They've come about some missile damage.

She looks a bit like you
in your wedding picture.

Wedding? Your husband ran
away from you at the hen party.

Oh, you know his biography.

It's nice that there are still
people who read books these days.

So your wedding took place?
- And even on time.

Frankie remembered at the last
minute, there are enough generals around,

but his Annie's only available once.
- Now there are two of them.

I have to see him. My Frankie.

Sorry, yours, of course.

All right, let's do her a favor.

- Shall we let him in?
- Yes.

Papa might be upset we disturbed his rest.

My responsibility is seeing he
doesn't rest through this.

Merry Christmas.

You look very good, my darling.

Wait till you're at room temperature.
You're still a little hypothermic.

Besides, it isn't me at all.
- You look good, too.

Merry Christmas, or
is Willi getting married?

Does she have a new hair color?
- This is not his bride.

She's here because of missile damage.
- Very old school, dad,

only you will be familiar with it.
- That's not really why you woke me up.

Admit it, you're going to be married.
- Yes, dad, tomorrow.

You can stay up late.
- You want to go to the Saturn base.

I'll quickly slide over to Hawaii.
I'll take your rocket, it's faster.

Merry Christmas, gentlemen.
Yeah, what about your rocket?

When we extend the landing nozzle...
- You have a retractable landing nozzle?

We built this faulty
construction once. Annie?

I have to take a look at that thing.
- But then put on the heating mantle.

You're still hypothermic.
- Yes, not necessary, not necessary.

Come on, gentlemen.

Now he's on my way with my rocket.
- Then you take the pneumatic tube.

It's faster anyway.
- Countess, we're going.

I'll catch up with the next pneumatic tube.

Who were the masters?
- These are my ghosts.

Oh, that's why. I haven't
seen them since my wedding.

Your son is lovely.
- You should see the others here.

We have three sons?

Klaus and Robert run the weather station
on the moon, they come when the moon...

changes, but if they want to say
hello to the children over the radio...

I have to get there first.
- Oh, we'll get it there in a minute.

If we were in a big city,
we could even dial through.

Why are you so happy?

If you're happy,
then I have to be, too.

Hello, Botjev. They'll pick me up
here in ten minutes. Roger that?

Thank you!

Most obedient good afternoon, my maids.
Pardon.

Do you know that your son has
just been spotted over the Azores?

Professor Green had orders...
- My son can do what he wants.

He can't do that, he's under my
command. I will have your son...

brought before a justice of the peace.
- He's picking up his bride from Hawaii.

A soldier's wife always has to wait.
Excuse me a moment.

Hello, please give me
01030 in grid square B 131.

So now you order your
son to repent at once.

Tell him to do it. You're the superior.
- Yes, he doesn't listen to me.

I need a mother's voice, please.

After all, this is a matter of peace.

We shall have peace only
when the last of your kind is gone.

Don't you know who I am?
I'm the Plenipotentiary for Peace...

of all divisions on the Rhine left bank.
- I could tell you what you are,

but unfortunately I'm a lady.
- I don't want to argue with women.

It concerns us women most of all.

Quick, the freezer button!

Have you gone mad...

So, everything is fine again.
Get ready for a test flight.

Chew well, otherwise
you will run out of air.

Turn on engine one.

Switch on engines two and three.

Full throttle.

We're flying against time!
- That's what we want right now.

Let go of the lever immediately!
- 38... 37... 36... 35...

- Good, go on.
- What?

- You should let go of the lever!
- 2005... 2003... 2000...

Good, go on. 1990...

Continue. 1970... 1969... '68...

Another piece.
- Frankie, Frankie!

I love you! Land, land!

What did we promise you?
- Now the wedding can go up.

That was our good deed. The redemption.
- Too late, we're too early!

1948... '47... '45...

- Frankie!
- Don't do that, aunt.

He's going to need a pacifier soon.
- Forward!

You should let go of the lever.
- 1955, still a notch. Forward!

1963, another tick. '64... '65... '66.

Set down! Set down!

Set down!

Exactly one minute before 11
a.m., ladies and gentlemen,

the wedding of the year will take
place here in a few moments.

The bride and groom are already coming.

We don't have the bride and groom yet.

Here are the bride's parents. Consul,
what are your feelings now?

So, I'd say...
- The wedding has to be postponed.

Why does it have to be postponed?
- Because the groom... where are you from?

Anneliese will fall out of the clouds.
- Frankie, Frankie!

Why did I escape the general?
- You probably thought...

There are enough generals, but
your Annie only exists once. Right?

Who are you looking for?
- My ghosts are gone.

They haven't said goodbye.
Why are you suddenly in such a hurry?

We'll have our sons soon enough.
- What's that?

Our sons. Two live on the
moon, you may not even know that.

They froze you.
- Honey, you're a nice girl, but...

A lavish party, a boy saw a...

Uncle Max! Hugo! Toni!

Tomorrow she'll be back to normal.
- That's what you promised me, too.

You're back already. What's all this about?
- I'm sorry, General.

They have right of way.

Mr. General...

And just like that, even he has a soul,

As if he had it all the time.

Then the generals left us...

like our robbers in peace.

They are redeemed

we'll get on without them,

until they come back once more

Until they come back once more

until they come back once more.

THE END