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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,826 --> 00:00:09,928 Oh, God. 3:15? 2 00:00:10,365 --> 00:00:12,591 Okay, if I go to sleep right this second, 3 00:00:12,592 --> 00:00:15,248 I'd still have three hours and 15 minutes. 4 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:18,731 I could probably push it to 7:00 if I don't take a shower. 5 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:21,216 No, I did that yesterday. 6 00:00:21,217 --> 00:00:24,365 It might be my stink that's keeping me awake. 7 00:00:24,366 --> 00:00:28,576 Okay, this is crazy. Just think about nothing. 8 00:00:31,572 --> 00:00:35,010 Hey, why did the smoke alarm stop blinking? 9 00:00:35,011 --> 00:00:37,511 Oh, there it goes. 10 00:00:38,877 --> 00:00:40,771 Wait. It stopped again. 11 00:00:40,772 --> 00:00:43,256 Oh, there it goes. 12 00:00:43,257 --> 00:00:47,830 Okay, let the smoke alarm do its job. Go to sleep. 13 00:00:47,831 --> 00:00:51,926 Okay, here we go. Sleep. 14 00:01:32,889 --> 00:01:35,389 Move! 15 00:01:36,145 --> 00:01:38,525 Oh-oh, another bad night's sleep? 16 00:01:38,526 --> 00:01:41,026 Another day of unemployment? 17 00:01:43,736 --> 00:01:46,697 Wow, you're mean when you're sleepy. 18 00:01:46,698 --> 00:01:50,664 Sorry. I only slept for about two hours last night. 19 00:01:50,665 --> 00:01:53,165 I'll be fine. 20 00:01:59,645 --> 00:02:00,614 Poor baby. 21 00:02:00,615 --> 00:02:03,115 Don't touch me! Get a job! 22 00:02:03,675 --> 00:02:06,205 I... You know what? I don't have to take this! I'm a grown man! 23 00:02:06,206 --> 00:02:10,806 If you don't start being nicer, I'm going to move back in with Mom! 24 00:02:10,807 --> 00:02:13,094 I'm sorry. You're right. You don't deserve that. 25 00:02:13,095 --> 00:02:14,327 You know what? You need to get some help. 26 00:02:14,328 --> 00:02:17,416 Your sleep-deprived mood swings has everyone in this house afraid of you. 27 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:19,174 What? What are you talking about? 28 00:02:19,175 --> 00:02:21,196 Nobody's scared of me. 29 00:02:21,197 --> 00:02:23,217 Hey, Mom, how'd you sleep? 30 00:02:23,218 --> 00:02:25,718 - Not great. - Bye. 31 00:02:38,006 --> 00:02:40,735 - Wow, you are really tense. - Yeah. 32 00:02:40,736 --> 00:02:44,554 Let me just do your neck and we'll see if that does anything. 33 00:02:44,555 --> 00:02:46,975 Okay, just, just relax. 34 00:02:46,976 --> 00:02:49,074 - Let me do all the work. - Okay. 35 00:02:49,075 --> 00:02:50,475 Don't fight me. 36 00:02:50,476 --> 00:02:52,697 - You're fighting me, Christine. - Oh, sorry. 37 00:02:52,698 --> 00:02:54,737 Stop fighting me. 38 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:57,792 Trust. Trust... 39 00:02:57,846 --> 00:03:00,576 - You're not trusting me. - Okay. 40 00:03:00,577 --> 00:03:03,077 Damn you, that's good! 41 00:03:04,606 --> 00:03:07,975 Tell me about the sleeping problem you've had. 42 00:03:07,976 --> 00:03:09,264 How long has that been going on? 43 00:03:09,265 --> 00:03:13,307 Well, I haven't really gotten a good night's sleep since the baby was born. 44 00:03:13,308 --> 00:03:14,457 How old is the baby? 45 00:03:14,458 --> 00:03:16,695 Almost ten. 46 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:20,836 I mean, I try to get to bed early, but the second I lie down, 47 00:03:20,837 --> 00:03:22,467 my mind starts racing. 48 00:03:22,468 --> 00:03:23,887 What are you thinking about? 49 00:03:23,888 --> 00:03:25,505 Oh, you know, everything. 50 00:03:25,506 --> 00:03:29,575 I mean, like last night, I was thinking about everything I had to do tomorrow 51 00:03:29,576 --> 00:03:31,947 and everything I didn't get done yesterday, 52 00:03:31,948 --> 00:03:33,815 and then I hear a cricket. 53 00:03:33,816 --> 00:03:36,007 And then I think of my friend Susan 54 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,875 who named her daughter "Cricket." 55 00:03:37,876 --> 00:03:41,395 I didn't get her a present when she was born and... 56 00:03:41,396 --> 00:03:43,896 now Cricket has asthma. 57 00:03:44,477 --> 00:03:46,977 That's sad. 58 00:03:47,476 --> 00:03:51,296 And then I start laughing, you know, because... 59 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,807 Cricket is a, a funny name. 60 00:03:55,688 --> 00:03:59,338 Oh, wait a minute. Is her name Cricket? 61 00:03:59,395 --> 00:04:01,895 God, yes, you bastard! 62 00:04:03,796 --> 00:04:06,563 Okay, go ahead and turn over. 63 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:10,055 You can't function without a good night's sleep. 64 00:04:10,056 --> 00:04:12,305 Have you tried relaxation exercises? 65 00:04:12,306 --> 00:04:14,215 Nah, they piss me off. 66 00:04:14,216 --> 00:04:16,716 - Sex? - Same thing. 67 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:18,674 Have you thought about a sleeping pill? 68 00:04:18,675 --> 00:04:21,156 Oh, I don't want to go down that road. 69 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:24,634 I remember on The Mary Tyler Moore Show, 70 00:04:24,635 --> 00:04:29,915 Mary had insomnia and then she got addicted to sleeping pills. 71 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:35,586 Well, science has made great strides since the fictional 1970s. 72 00:04:35,677 --> 00:04:39,076 Look, if you want, I'll have my partner write a prescription for you. 73 00:04:39,077 --> 00:04:40,514 Try it and see what happens. 74 00:04:40,515 --> 00:04:42,786 Well, you've always taken such good care of me. 75 00:04:42,787 --> 00:04:47,937 I mean, if you think it'll help, I guess I can try it. 76 00:04:48,787 --> 00:04:52,067 Sweet mother! I love you, Dr. Mike. 77 00:04:54,105 --> 00:04:56,605 Oh, I feel so relaxed. 78 00:04:59,797 --> 00:05:02,297 Is that a cricket? 79 00:05:13,648 --> 00:05:14,875 Burton! 80 00:05:14,876 --> 00:05:17,036 Christine, hey. 81 00:05:17,037 --> 00:05:18,477 Hey. 82 00:05:18,478 --> 00:05:19,844 What are you doing here? 83 00:05:19,845 --> 00:05:22,297 Oh, I was just seeing my chiropractor. 84 00:05:22,298 --> 00:05:24,135 What are you doing here? 85 00:05:24,136 --> 00:05:27,552 Well, I'm, uh, seeing my therapist. 86 00:05:29,836 --> 00:05:31,596 I didn't know you were in therapy. 87 00:05:31,597 --> 00:05:33,065 How long you been going? 88 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,315 About six months. 89 00:05:35,316 --> 00:05:40,325 Oh, that's right around the time we stopped seeing each other. 90 00:05:40,326 --> 00:05:42,866 Yes, right around that time. 91 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,357 Yeah. 92 00:05:48,358 --> 00:05:51,157 Yeah, that was, that was a really hard time for me. 93 00:05:51,158 --> 00:05:53,537 I mean, I broke up with my girlfriend for you 94 00:05:53,538 --> 00:05:56,057 because you led me to believe that you loved me, 95 00:05:56,058 --> 00:06:00,528 and then you, you made out with your ex-husband. 96 00:06:00,838 --> 00:06:02,686 Oh, yeah. 97 00:06:02,687 --> 00:06:05,187 That was weird, huh? 98 00:06:06,826 --> 00:06:08,485 You know, I'm not blaming you. 99 00:06:08,486 --> 00:06:10,775 That's taken a lot of hard work with Sheila. 100 00:06:10,776 --> 00:06:13,755 That's my therapist, and it's cost me the equivalent 101 00:06:13,756 --> 00:06:18,275 of a seven-day all-inclusive singles cruise to the Caribbean. 102 00:06:18,276 --> 00:06:20,167 Yeah, I looked into it for a little bit. 103 00:06:20,168 --> 00:06:22,693 It's fun. Mostly guys. 104 00:06:23,906 --> 00:06:26,355 Mostly gay. 105 00:06:26,356 --> 00:06:28,856 Anyway, um... 106 00:06:30,347 --> 00:06:33,986 it's really, really nice to run into you. I should probably be going. 107 00:06:33,987 --> 00:06:35,386 - Oh, okay. - You look great. 108 00:06:35,387 --> 00:06:37,667 Oh, thanks. So do you. 109 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:41,638 - Okay. Nice to talk... - No, I better not. 110 00:06:45,767 --> 00:06:48,485 I just feel so bad for Burton. 111 00:06:48,486 --> 00:06:52,956 I mean, six months with a doctor to get over...? 112 00:06:55,788 --> 00:06:58,600 Poor guy. I feel terrible. 113 00:06:58,955 --> 00:07:01,455 And a little great. 114 00:07:03,216 --> 00:07:06,626 He was deeply in love with me, okay? 115 00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:07,835 It's awful. 116 00:07:07,836 --> 00:07:11,296 God, I just hope he can get over me. 117 00:07:12,588 --> 00:07:15,228 I hope you can get over you. 118 00:07:15,958 --> 00:07:19,673 Quiet! A man was destroyed! 119 00:07:25,607 --> 00:07:28,657 Now, you know what? I'm gonna you to help me, okay? 120 00:07:28,658 --> 00:07:30,836 I don't know how these are gonna affect me and you know, 121 00:07:30,837 --> 00:07:33,195 I don't really believe in taking sleep aids. 122 00:07:33,196 --> 00:07:34,917 - You don't believe in taking sleep aids? - Right. 123 00:07:34,918 --> 00:07:35,957 Wine? 124 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:39,865 That's different. It's from the Earth, natural. 125 00:07:39,866 --> 00:07:41,167 Nyquil? 126 00:07:41,168 --> 00:07:43,668 It's from the store... 127 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:46,034 natural. 128 00:07:46,035 --> 00:07:48,194 This is a whole other league, okay? 129 00:07:48,195 --> 00:07:50,696 This is a prescription sleep medicine. 130 00:07:50,697 --> 00:07:52,417 You know what, I've seen the ads for these. 131 00:07:52,418 --> 00:07:56,064 It's got that little sleepy bear who climbs into the clouds 132 00:07:56,065 --> 00:08:00,027 and then the clouds float away into a rainbow. 133 00:08:00,028 --> 00:08:02,748 Why don't you just take acid? 134 00:08:08,298 --> 00:08:11,738 'Cause my insurance won't cover acid. 135 00:08:13,758 --> 00:08:16,713 Wow! This stuff is powerful. 136 00:08:16,766 --> 00:08:18,446 Look at the warning. 137 00:08:18,447 --> 00:08:22,285 "Don't drink alcohol. Don't operate heavy machinery. 138 00:08:22,286 --> 00:08:25,226 Don't make important decisions." 139 00:08:25,907 --> 00:08:30,117 You should have that sewn into your underwear. 140 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,814 She's been asleep for 11 hours. 141 00:08:33,815 --> 00:08:35,491 You think we should check on her? 142 00:08:35,492 --> 00:08:37,116 No, I already did. 143 00:08:37,117 --> 00:08:39,710 She was on her stomach on top of the covers 144 00:08:39,711 --> 00:08:43,761 with her nightgown hiked up around her neck. 145 00:08:44,539 --> 00:08:48,769 Closed my eyes so fast it blew the door shut. 146 00:08:50,796 --> 00:08:52,464 Oh, my God! 147 00:08:52,465 --> 00:08:54,165 Good morning! 148 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:58,445 Wow, that was the best night's sleep I have ever had. 149 00:08:58,446 --> 00:09:00,205 I feel fantastic! 150 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,775 How long was I out? 151 00:09:01,776 --> 00:09:03,615 20 years. 152 00:09:03,616 --> 00:09:07,855 Richie has two kids and his wife doesn't care for you. 153 00:09:07,856 --> 00:09:10,766 Yeah, well, she's no prize either. 154 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,164 Hey, what are you doing here? 155 00:09:12,165 --> 00:09:14,665 I was promised waffles. 156 00:09:14,986 --> 00:09:16,237 By whom? 157 00:09:16,238 --> 00:09:17,657 - You. - What? 158 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,815 Yeah, you called me in the middle of the night all excited 159 00:09:19,816 --> 00:09:22,316 about your new waffle iron. 160 00:09:24,237 --> 00:09:26,835 What? No, no, I didn't call you. 161 00:09:26,836 --> 00:09:28,265 - Hey. - Hi. 162 00:09:28,266 --> 00:09:31,256 - Hi. - Did we miss the waffles? 163 00:09:31,886 --> 00:09:33,804 I called you, too? 164 00:09:33,805 --> 00:09:36,016 How can I not remember? 165 00:09:36,017 --> 00:09:39,474 It was 4:11. I remember because my watch said 4:19. 166 00:09:39,475 --> 00:09:42,407 I keep it eight minutes fast so I'm never early... 167 00:09:42,408 --> 00:09:44,908 or late. 168 00:09:45,007 --> 00:09:47,507 I forget how it works. 169 00:09:47,687 --> 00:09:49,884 God, that is so weird. 170 00:09:49,885 --> 00:09:51,264 I don't remember anything. 171 00:09:51,265 --> 00:09:53,784 You know what? I think I saw something about this on 60 Minutes. 172 00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:55,734 Some of those sleeping pills have side effects. 173 00:09:55,735 --> 00:09:57,577 People do all sorts of crazy things. 174 00:09:57,578 --> 00:10:00,774 They have conversations and go places, don't remember a thing about it. 175 00:10:00,775 --> 00:10:06,846 This one woman went to a Laundromat and folded other people's laundry. 176 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:09,536 What? Why didn't you tell me this before I took the pill? 177 00:10:09,537 --> 00:10:15,544 Well, I figured the chances of you folding laundry were pretty remote. 178 00:10:15,545 --> 00:10:17,365 Well, I appreciated your call. 179 00:10:17,366 --> 00:10:21,824 Just knowing you're so happy for me and Richard means everything to me. 180 00:10:21,825 --> 00:10:23,765 What? 181 00:10:23,766 --> 00:10:25,564 I said that? 182 00:10:25,565 --> 00:10:28,065 You called me "Cricket." 183 00:10:35,566 --> 00:10:37,654 You told me the only thing you valued more than our marriage 184 00:10:37,655 --> 00:10:38,976 was our friendship. 185 00:10:38,977 --> 00:10:41,567 You were nice. It was weird. 186 00:10:42,867 --> 00:10:45,065 Nice? That doesn't sound like me. 187 00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:47,566 Who else did I call? 188 00:10:48,676 --> 00:10:51,183 Barb, Barb, Richard... 189 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:52,894 Uh-oh, Mom. 190 00:10:52,895 --> 00:10:57,205 Oh, that's okay. She won't remember it either. 191 00:10:57,647 --> 00:11:00,147 Some 3-1-0 number. 192 00:11:02,127 --> 00:11:05,432 Uh-oh. The 3-1-0 number's calling. 193 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:11,127 Hey, Matthew! Matthew, I think I erased our outgoing message. 194 00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:13,376 Do you know how I... 195 00:11:13,377 --> 00:11:15,777 Christine, it's Burton. 196 00:11:15,778 --> 00:11:17,624 You're probably still sleeping, 197 00:11:17,625 --> 00:11:21,134 but I just had to call and say that I woke up with a smile on my face this morning 198 00:11:21,135 --> 00:11:23,657 after our phone conversation last night. 199 00:11:23,658 --> 00:11:26,727 And I've decided you're right-- screw my therapist. 200 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:32,058 I can't wait to see you, too. I'll pick you up at 8:00. 201 00:11:36,387 --> 00:11:40,677 Sounds like you promised him more than waffles. 202 00:11:40,736 --> 00:11:43,774 What is the deal with the waffles? 203 00:11:43,775 --> 00:11:46,166 Barb, forget about the waffles, okay? 204 00:11:46,167 --> 00:11:49,436 I made a date with Burton. I mean, he was just getting over me, 205 00:11:49,437 --> 00:11:52,255 and then I call him and renew his hope? 206 00:11:52,256 --> 00:11:55,536 I mean, this may actually kill him. 207 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:04,374 Let's put her in a sack and bring her down to the river. 208 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:06,335 Why would I call Burton? 209 00:12:06,336 --> 00:12:08,244 Maybe you still have feelings for Burton, 210 00:12:08,245 --> 00:12:10,787 and the pills tapped into your subconscious. 211 00:12:10,788 --> 00:12:12,314 My subconscious? 212 00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:15,365 You think my subconscious still likes Burton? 213 00:12:15,366 --> 00:12:19,816 Maybe your subconscious can make me some waffles. 214 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,166 You know, I mean, maybe I do like Burton. 215 00:12:23,167 --> 00:12:25,846 I mean, I did like Burton. We had a great time together. 216 00:12:25,847 --> 00:12:29,244 He's funny, he's smart, he's handsome. 217 00:12:29,245 --> 00:12:30,536 So you're gonna go out with him? 218 00:12:30,537 --> 00:12:32,164 Well, I don't know. 219 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:35,365 Why not give it a shot, see if the magic is still there. 220 00:12:35,366 --> 00:12:37,807 Maybe the magic can make me some waffles. 221 00:12:37,808 --> 00:12:39,047 Okay! 222 00:12:39,048 --> 00:12:42,337 Enough about the waffles. This is big, you know? 223 00:12:42,338 --> 00:12:44,305 I'm going out with Burton. 224 00:12:44,306 --> 00:12:48,745 I might have a great time, you guys. Third time might be the charm. 225 00:12:48,746 --> 00:12:52,434 Ah. Speaking of time, I better get going. I'm late. 226 00:12:52,435 --> 00:12:54,356 Or early. 227 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,857 I'll do it tomorrow. 228 00:12:58,128 --> 00:13:01,077 I tell you, the best thing I did to help me 229 00:13:01,078 --> 00:13:05,005 get through the hollydays was getting that cat. 230 00:13:05,006 --> 00:13:07,324 Burton. 231 00:13:07,325 --> 00:13:09,835 Yes, yes, I named him after myself. 232 00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:11,665 Yeah, it was my therapist's idea. 233 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:14,574 She thought it would be a great lesson in learning to care for myself. 234 00:13:14,575 --> 00:13:17,216 As I learn to nourish Burton, 235 00:13:17,217 --> 00:13:18,807 I learn to nourish me. 236 00:13:18,808 --> 00:13:21,803 As I learn to, uh, love Burton, 237 00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:24,385 I learn to love me. 238 00:13:25,315 --> 00:13:27,830 A cat named Burton. 239 00:13:28,866 --> 00:13:31,264 Dynamite. 240 00:13:31,265 --> 00:13:34,007 My therapist would kill me if she knew I was out with you right now. 241 00:13:34,008 --> 00:13:36,997 But what the hell, huh? I'm a different person. 242 00:13:36,998 --> 00:13:40,695 Yeah, you certainly seem like a different person. 243 00:13:40,696 --> 00:13:42,906 You're definitely a different person. 244 00:13:42,907 --> 00:13:46,034 The things you said to me last night were so sweet. 245 00:13:46,035 --> 00:13:50,205 Yeah, I guess way down deep I'm a sweetheart. 246 00:13:50,206 --> 00:13:52,567 Way, way down. 247 00:13:52,568 --> 00:13:54,704 Will you excuse me for a second? 248 00:13:54,705 --> 00:13:57,625 I'm supposed to call the vet before they close. 249 00:13:57,626 --> 00:14:00,126 Burton has worms. 250 00:14:01,916 --> 00:14:04,257 Don't go anywhere. 251 00:14:04,258 --> 00:14:07,138 - I can't. You drove. - I did. 252 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:11,306 Hey. I need a hug. 253 00:14:12,298 --> 00:14:14,798 Okay. 254 00:14:19,338 --> 00:14:22,133 Hey, I need a drink. 255 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,484 Okay, we get it. You've been explaining the game for 20 minutes. 256 00:14:28,485 --> 00:14:30,285 - Let's just play. - Okay. 257 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:33,504 I've got a Magic Saber of the Underlord Dragon. 258 00:14:33,505 --> 00:14:37,514 So I have to give you all my monsters whose Power Stars equal six or more 259 00:14:37,515 --> 00:14:39,516 as a tribute from the battle. 260 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:42,017 Your turn. 261 00:14:48,147 --> 00:14:50,647 Go fish. 262 00:14:52,756 --> 00:14:55,256 I knew this wouldn't work. 263 00:14:56,326 --> 00:14:58,955 I do not understand this game. 264 00:14:58,956 --> 00:15:01,456 Want to play for money? 265 00:15:02,425 --> 00:15:05,705 Do you take Christine's debit card? 266 00:15:09,136 --> 00:15:10,027 Hello? 267 00:15:10,028 --> 00:15:12,754 There is nothing in my subconscious or otherwise 268 00:15:12,755 --> 00:15:14,967 that still has feelings for Burton. 269 00:15:14,968 --> 00:15:18,584 He's too nice for me. He's so sensitive. 270 00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,085 Like a woman. 271 00:15:21,266 --> 00:15:24,436 And not the kind of woman I like. 272 00:15:29,815 --> 00:15:32,155 Wow, so I guess it was all just the pills, huh? 273 00:15:32,156 --> 00:15:35,536 Oh, I'm not gonna make it! Burton is so awful. 274 00:15:35,537 --> 00:15:38,357 And I feel myself being mean to him, you know? 275 00:15:38,358 --> 00:15:40,786 I mean, I don't want to, but he's so weak. 276 00:15:40,787 --> 00:15:44,437 And weak guys bring out my mean streak. 277 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:47,964 - Why don't you just leave? - Oh, I can't-- he's too fragile. 278 00:15:47,965 --> 00:15:51,427 God, those pills made me a completely different person. 279 00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:54,767 I don't know how I'm gonna make it through this night. 280 00:15:54,768 --> 00:15:58,976 - What's she doing now? - She's gonna take a pill. 281 00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:01,477 I know-- I'll take a pill. 282 00:16:01,947 --> 00:16:04,776 I mean, not a whole one. You know-- like a quarter. 283 00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:06,905 - Well, maybe a half. - All right, be careful. 284 00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:09,767 No, it's okay-- I haven't had a drink, and he's driving. 285 00:16:09,768 --> 00:16:11,406 It'll just take the edge off, you know? 286 00:16:11,407 --> 00:16:13,907 Hey, let me talk to Barb. 287 00:16:23,625 --> 00:16:28,554 How much will you give me for my Lovely Lady of Lorimar? 288 00:16:28,555 --> 00:16:32,205 Will you take my Giant Red Sea Serpent? 289 00:16:37,945 --> 00:16:40,445 I don't think I'd better. 290 00:17:02,338 --> 00:17:05,378 Oh, Matthew, oh, wow. I'm sorry. 291 00:17:05,396 --> 00:17:08,015 I hope we didn't wake you up. 292 00:17:08,016 --> 00:17:11,785 Uh, Burton, you remember Matthew, my brother. 293 00:17:11,786 --> 00:17:14,246 My support system. 294 00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:16,747 My rock. 295 00:17:20,418 --> 00:17:22,918 My God. 296 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,967 Sorry it's so late, but we just had a beautiful night together. 297 00:17:26,968 --> 00:17:28,817 - Reconnecting. - Beautiful! 298 00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:31,056 Oh, Matthew, we reconnected. 299 00:17:31,057 --> 00:17:32,965 Okay, that's enough. Time to disconnect. 300 00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:36,105 No, no, no, no. Not yet. I've got to say something to Burton. 301 00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:37,846 - Oh, no, you don't. - I love you. 302 00:17:37,847 --> 00:17:39,777 And you said it. 303 00:17:39,778 --> 00:17:41,905 - I love you, too, baby. - And now he's said it. 304 00:17:41,906 --> 00:17:44,995 - Oh, love you, Burton! - Good night, Burton. 305 00:17:44,996 --> 00:17:48,624 Now, listen, tell Burton I hope he feels better, okay? 306 00:17:48,625 --> 00:17:49,504 Good night, Burton. 307 00:17:49,505 --> 00:17:52,676 I'll bring you a picture of Burton next time. He is gonna love you. 308 00:17:52,677 --> 00:17:56,042 Oh... and I am gonna love Burton! 309 00:17:57,617 --> 00:18:00,117 Meow. 310 00:18:01,535 --> 00:18:04,575 What the hell? Get in the house! 311 00:18:07,935 --> 00:18:09,284 I kissed him? 312 00:18:09,285 --> 00:18:12,207 It looked like you were trying to eat him. 313 00:18:12,208 --> 00:18:14,834 - Oh, my God! - And you told him you loved him. 314 00:18:14,835 --> 00:18:17,806 - No! - And he said he loved you. 315 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:22,147 And you invited me on a girls' getaway weekend. 316 00:18:22,206 --> 00:18:25,385 I did all that, and I don't remember any of it? 317 00:18:25,386 --> 00:18:28,165 I wonder if I should stop taking these pills. 318 00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:30,666 I wonder. 319 00:18:31,007 --> 00:18:32,557 You're ruining a man's life. 320 00:18:32,558 --> 00:18:35,327 Even that doesn't make me happy. 321 00:18:35,328 --> 00:18:40,274 But I am so well rested, you know? I'm not sleepy, I'm not grumpy. 322 00:18:40,275 --> 00:18:42,775 You're still dopey. 323 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:46,781 Yeah. Okay, I know. Poor Burton. 324 00:18:47,115 --> 00:18:49,357 Well, I'm just gonna have to tell him the truth: 325 00:18:49,358 --> 00:18:52,224 that I'm a sleep-deprived Jekyll and Hyde. 326 00:18:52,225 --> 00:18:56,864 Boy, he's gonna be in therapy for the rest of his life over this. 327 00:18:56,865 --> 00:18:59,905 Well, thank God he's got Burton. 328 00:19:00,716 --> 00:19:03,216 Did you sneak another pill? 329 00:19:05,307 --> 00:19:06,386 It's Burton. 330 00:19:06,387 --> 00:19:08,877 Oh, shoot. I have to deal with this. 331 00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:10,115 - No! - No! 332 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,904 All right, fine. You're right, no pills, okay? 333 00:19:12,905 --> 00:19:14,747 I'll just have to tell him the truth. 334 00:19:14,748 --> 00:19:17,338 No matter how much it hurts. 335 00:19:19,268 --> 00:19:21,604 - Hi, Christine. - Burton, hi. 336 00:19:21,605 --> 00:19:25,076 I'm glad you're here-- I need to talk to you about what happened last night. 337 00:19:25,077 --> 00:19:27,325 Yeah, I need to talk to you, too. 338 00:19:27,326 --> 00:19:29,857 Burton, you know I like you. 339 00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:32,906 I know, but I can't keep seeing you. 340 00:19:32,907 --> 00:19:35,407 What? 341 00:19:35,436 --> 00:19:38,992 I'm just not really myself right now. 342 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,895 I probably should have told you earlier, but... 343 00:19:41,896 --> 00:19:46,396 my therapist has me on some pretty serious drugs. 344 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:52,394 It's a potent cocktail of antidepressants and anti-anxiety medication. 345 00:19:52,395 --> 00:19:53,866 What do they do? 346 00:19:53,867 --> 00:19:57,127 Apparently, they make you tolerable. 347 00:19:57,908 --> 00:19:59,684 Hey! Hey! 348 00:19:59,685 --> 00:20:03,374 Christine, I'm sorry, but you were always a little rough around the edges for me, 349 00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:06,077 and the medicine smoothed everything out. 350 00:20:06,078 --> 00:20:08,785 - You said you loved me. - I know I have hurt you, 351 00:20:08,786 --> 00:20:12,054 but I can't keep seeing someone I can only tolerate if I'm on drugs. 352 00:20:12,055 --> 00:20:15,381 Okay! I heard you. 353 00:20:15,987 --> 00:20:19,835 If you want to talk about tolerate, I mean, I wasn't gonna tell you this, but... 354 00:20:19,836 --> 00:20:22,336 I was on something, too. 355 00:20:22,705 --> 00:20:25,354 Yeah, that's right-- I had to take pills 356 00:20:25,355 --> 00:20:27,727 to get through the meal with you. 357 00:20:27,728 --> 00:20:29,136 Oh, boy. 358 00:20:29,137 --> 00:20:32,157 So now you're gonna tell me that you were on pills, too. 359 00:20:32,158 --> 00:20:35,467 Yeah. I was. I don't remember anything that happened last night. 360 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,596 Of course you don't. 361 00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:38,784 No. I don't. 362 00:20:38,785 --> 00:20:42,355 Wow. I really destroyed you, didn't I? 363 00:20:47,118 --> 00:20:50,393 Destroyed me? No, I wrecked you. 364 00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:53,645 You're the one who's been in therapy for the last six months, 365 00:20:53,646 --> 00:20:56,146 naming cats after yourself. 366 00:20:56,695 --> 00:20:59,594 What are you talking about? I don't own a cat. 367 00:20:59,595 --> 00:21:00,954 Crazy! 368 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,944 I'm not the crazy one. 369 00:21:02,945 --> 00:21:06,674 I mean, I can't sleep, yeah, and I've got some hostility issues, 370 00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:09,527 but other than that, I am golden. 371 00:21:09,528 --> 00:21:11,017 Sure you are. 372 00:21:11,018 --> 00:21:12,287 What is this? 373 00:21:12,288 --> 00:21:13,607 Sheila's number. 374 00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:14,685 Call her. 375 00:21:14,686 --> 00:21:16,775 A little therapy might do you some good. 376 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:20,631 Hey, I don't need therapy, nut job! 377 00:21:21,996 --> 00:21:24,540 What... No, no, I'm strong! 378 00:21:24,596 --> 00:21:26,506 I'm independent! 379 00:21:26,507 --> 00:21:30,417 I'm in the best mental health of my life! 380 00:21:30,798 --> 00:21:33,298 Hey, call me! 28582

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