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Hey, Corky.
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Nice shoes.
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Are they new?
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No. Well, on you they look new.
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Thanks. Smile.
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I'm going to the Smithsonian tomorrow
night. You want to come?
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They're having this great charity event.
Oh, yeah. I read about that.
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America sits on it. From Washington's
commode to Norm's barstool.
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Sounds really fun. How about I pick you
up? Well, actually, some friends would
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be going with us. Oh, okay. But we could
go alone.
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Oh, friends would be great. Great.
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Hey, have you shared your first soda at
the mall yet, or are you waiting until
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after the big hayride?
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Miles, did some male spinster just say
something somewhere? Or was it just my
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imagination?
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Hey, do you think if I... and my navel
pierced. I'll regret it. Only when I
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it.
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Before we get this party started, I just
visited with the brass upstairs and,
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well, I have a bit of a bombshell to
drop.
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Dear Lord, they're planning the company
picnic again, aren't they?
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Well, if they think I'm going to bob for
apples in the tub of water that Andy
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Rooney's already had his face in,
they're sadly mistaken.
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Easy there, Jimbo. Actually, I have been
asked to revamp the network's hip new
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magazine show, The Next Wave. And before
anyone says anything, let me just say
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that FYI has been running smoothly for a
long time.
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You people do your jobs very well, and I
don't think my split focus will affect
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things here at all.
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Perfect.
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Well, I mean, it might affect things
here a little.
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No, it really won't, Miles. Yes, it
will.
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I take care of hundreds of things you
people aren't even aware of. And that
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doesn't even count the things I do on
show night. Oh, please, on show night,
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you do is stand at that little wheelie
podium thing and do this.
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I can't believe how blasé you guys are
being about sharing Miles with another
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show. Thank you. I mean, when I went off
to do the next wave, you treated me
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like I was some kind of leper. That's
because when you went on the next wave,
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stole our time slot. Now it's up against
ER.
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Oh.
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Okay, hey, good luck to you.
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Look, Miles, if it'll make you feel any
better, you're crucial, invaluable,
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irreplaceable. Thank you. But by
Tuesday, we'll have forgotten your name.
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So who replaced me as lead anchor? Here
might be Steve Croft?
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Um, no, it's not Steve. Paula Zahn was
rumored for a while.
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She's good, but it's not her either.
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So who is it? Who's replacing Frank?
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Miller Estes. Who?
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No idea.
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Miles, would you stop playing the coy
geisha and spit it out already?
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Miller Redfield, okay?
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Miller Redfield's lead anchor. Miller
Redfield?
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They're replacing me with Miller
Redfield? What happened? MTV wouldn't
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Beavis or Butthead out of their
contract?
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Who's Miller Redfield? Oh, he's his
airhead anchor they tried to put on FYI
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once. Last time we saw him, he was doing
the weather report with a hand puppet.
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And the amazing thing is, when Miller
spoke, you barely saw the puppet's mouth
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move.
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Talking about a blonde, charming, real
sexy in that Dan Quayle sort of way?
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You find Dan Quayle sexy?
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Oh, my God, are you kidding? I'd kill
for him to father my child, wouldn't
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All right, guess not.
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Guys, I had no choice.
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He was already fined, and they gave me
free bullets tickets for not making a
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fuss. Well, I'm sure that'll be fine
consolation when he mispronounces Newt
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Gingrich on your opening broadcast.
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Hello, everyone.
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Long time no see.
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Miller! Hey, everyone, it's Miller.
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Well, well.
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Speak of the devil.
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Okay.
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sometimes goes by the name of Satan.
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Is it some sort of network hazing
ritual?
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Hey, man, congratulations on the new
show. Hey, thanks, Frank.
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I hope they're no hard feelings.
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Hey, for what it's worth, the gig is a
killer. They actually have me watching
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three hours of this Newt Gingrich guy
babbling about some contact with
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Hey, what's that all about?
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I've got a next wave meeting to get to.
It is great to have you on board, big
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guy. Really, really.
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I hope those tickets are centered court
miles. They damn well better be.
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I can't believe you guys are all still
here.
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Maybe they should rename this show The
Old Wave, huh?
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You're the new kid, right?
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Know how I could tell?
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No. How?
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I've never seen you before. See?
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That's a reporter's instinct at work.
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Give it time, you'll develop it too.
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You know, Miller, not that we haven't
missed that dull, vacant look in your
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eyes, but with miles of minutes on our
own, we've all got a lot to do. Right,
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guys?
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I'll catch you later, guys.
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Well, happy for your new job, Miller.
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Told you I'd be back.
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Back for you.
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That was three years ago.
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Three years of brutal agony.
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Really? Oh, yes.
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Every time one of my thrilling but
meaningless sexual encounters with some
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woman ended, all I could think about was
you.
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And whether the pickup truck idling out
front belonged to her husband.
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I have to tell you, Miller, I'm not the
person you remember.
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I've changed.
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No, I know. You know, I could tell
immediately.
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You've got bangs now.
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And there's also some highlighting
there, too. Am I right? Hey, don't be
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embarrassed. I do it, too.
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Actually, I was talking about inner
changes.
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Hey, I don't need to know about that
internal lady stuff.
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That's between you and your genealogist.
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I'm not going to deny there wasn't
something there between us, but... This
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about your husband still, isn't it?
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No, Will and I are divorced.
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Really? That's great.
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I mean, that's sad.
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I mean, that's great, but in a sad way.
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I mean, that's sad, but in a great way.
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It's okay, Miller. I think I know what
you mean.
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Good, because I was losing track.
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What I wanted to say, Corky, is that now
that there are no obstacles between us,
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why, we can do whatever we... Wait a
sec.
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Do you have kids?
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No. Phew, dodge that bullet.
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Yeah, but you can have them, right?
Whoops. Oh, that goes back to that
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OBGB stuff again.
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Gee, I guess all roads lead to that
place, huh?
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Uh, Corky, I'm going to be taking off
early today. Tell the guys I'll be in
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around noon tomorrow.
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Miles always has a beer by 10.
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Yep, that's my history.
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I'll see you at noon.
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Miller, listen.
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I'm flattered by your interest. Really,
I am.
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It's just that there's some other things
in my life right now, and I just don't
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think it's the time for us to get
involved again.
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You're here, and I'm here, Corky.
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And if there's one thing you should know
about Miller Redfield, it's that he is
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nothing if not persistent.
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He's back, and he's not going away.
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that the meeting wasn't starting till
12. That's right, 12, not 1220. But hey,
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it's no biggie. In fact, why even bother
to come into work at all today? Why not
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make today a frank day? Go home, draw
yourself a nice bubble bath, experiment
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with a new hair color, go shopping, try
on a whole bunch of hats.
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It was 20 lousy minutes. What do you
want, my liver?
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Now, where were we?
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Oh, right.
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Did anyone see Leno last night? He
swallowed a fly. Are you sure? I
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tell if it actually went in his mouth or
just flew away. Oh, yeah, it went in,
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but I didn't see it come out.
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Hey, did you get to see Letterman last
night at the top ten list? Was there
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anything on it that helps us with this
story meeting?
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No. Well, then maybe you can share it
with us later. Well, how come you can
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about Leno, but I can't talk about
Letterman? Because I was on time.
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Oh, my God.
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Who are you people?
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You look... Just like the group from
FYI, but you're all here working.
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So, how's it going?
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Good.
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That's my team. Listen, I just dropped
by to pick up some tape, but I heard
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Martin Scorsese wants to do the show,
and I think we should grab him. Now, who
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can tackle him? We can take care of him,
Al. Of course you can. What am I doing?
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Go on. Make me proud.
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You know.
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With Miles not here, there really isn't
anyone in charge, and since I hold the
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title of managing editor, perhaps I
should assume that responsibility.
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Well, I was once president of the
Scottsdale Fan Club. Big deal.
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But that does have a point, Jim.
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I always thought that was more of a
ceremonial title. You know, because
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been here so long, and you're so old.
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Fine.
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Suit yourself.
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Let chaos reign, anarchists.
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We live in a democracy. Why can't we
work in one? One person, one vote. It's
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fair. It's reasonable. Agreed?
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Now, I think one of us should have veto
power, and I think that person should be
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me.
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Listen to this.
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The sounds of lively and productive
debate. I love it. By now, I figured
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would have declared herself queen of the
bullpen, and you'd all be out
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collecting wood to build her a throne.
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Anyway, 2020 is preparing a story on
welfare close to ours, but we can beat
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if we move things up.
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Whoa, whoa, it's late. This is crazy,
but it's a crazy I love. Miles!
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Excuse me.
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What time do you want to head over to
the Smithsonian?
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Oh, God, that's tonight.
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Corky, I don't think I can make it. Can
we rain check it to next week? No, wait,
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that's worse.
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Is there any day they're open till
midnight?
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Don't worry about it, Miles.
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It's no big deal.
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Go ahead. You'll be late. You sure?
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Yeah, it's okay. Oh, thanks, Corky. I
will make it up to you, I promise.
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All right, all right, we can do this.
I'll rush that piece on welfare that
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was talking about. Frank, how's your
story on pesticides coming?
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It's in editing. Great.
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Corky, what have you got?
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Gum versus pulp. Showdown at the Oscar
Corral.
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Well, get along there, little Corky.
McGovern?
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I'm doing a story on PBS funding.
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Very timely.
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Polls show support for public
broadcasting, but it continues to be
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political football.
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Jim, what about your commentary?
Actually, my angle's more like it's a
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drain on taxpayers' money and should be
privatized.
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That's not your angle. That's your
opinion. I veto that story.
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We can't do that. We haven't voted on
it. Voting's over. Polls are closed. Now
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then... Now, wait a minute. I think if
Miles were here, he would love that
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story. I mean, who died and made you
boss?
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No one.
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Yet.
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Oh, excuse me. Could you tell me where I
can find Miles Silverberg? Stay in one
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place long enough, and I'm sure he'll
run into you.
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Corky! Hey!
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You came to see me. I dig that.
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Actually, I came here to see Miles.
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But you're seeing me at the moment, and
I'm glad.
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Listen, I want to apologize for what
happened the other day.
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I guess when you're born as good
-looking as we are, you sometimes forget
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you're not always going to get what you
want.
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It's our cross to bear.
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Isn't it? Yeah.
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Anyway, I just wanted to say that I've
always treasured the memory of what
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happened between us.
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And, well, I guess I got a little too
excited when I found out that you were
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unattached. But I respect your position,
and I hope that we can be friends.
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I'd be sad if we weren't.
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Me too.
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Okay, then.
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See you around.
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And, hey, nice perfume.
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Oh, I'm not wearing any.
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You're not?
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Oh. Then maybe it's me.
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Yeah, it is, see?
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Jovan Musk.
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Catch you later.
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Bye, Miller.
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Yeah.
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No, no, no, no, no, no. If you won't go
on record, we have to find another
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source, okay?
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Confirm General Stalker for show night.
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Corky! Hey!
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Thanks for coming down.
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Again, I'm sorry about the museum. How
was the exhibit?
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Oh, it was really great. In fact, there
was so much to see, I thought maybe...
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My story just fell through. Okay, I'm
sorry, Corky, I'll be right back. Hey,
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Corky, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I just came here to ask Miles
something. Oh, I gotta talk to him. I'm
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telling you, Murphy is driving me nuts
with her editing notes. You know, she
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actually insisted I lose a shot of me
doing this while I'm listening to
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someone's sad story.
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I am sorry, but that sympathetic nod
happens to be a Frank Fontana trademark.
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I mean, you might as well tell Tim Allen
to go easy on the power tools.
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It's a million things in a minute.
Franco, you came down to visit, too.
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Wait, Corky.
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Disaster with Tara's piece. Jack Valenti
just pulled out. What? He was a lock.
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Damn. Erica.
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I see I'm not the only one seeking
shelter from Hurricane Slugger.
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She's cutting my commentary for time.
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I asked her why we couldn't trim some of
her rather lengthy segment on welfare.
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You know what she said?
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Informing the public, Jim, always takes
precedence over boring them to death.
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If time is to be lost, we should all
suffer equally. Look, I don't know. My
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is already cut to the bone.
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Oh, please.
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Lose a half dozen of those self -serving
shots of you nodding like a priest, and
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that's a minute right there.
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Can any of you help me? Ilsa, the wicked
warden, just told me to cut my story to
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a minute ten.
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I know I'm new here, but how have you
guys put up with it for all these years?
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Therapy. Scotch. You know, over the
years, I've learned that if you just let
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Murphy think she's getting her way, she
usually leaves you alone.
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But she is getting her way.
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Well, I don't care, as long as she
leaves me alone.
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Miles! And I locked in Valenti, I am
telling you. I haven't slept in two
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we're eating in three, and I am loving
it.
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Montgomery!
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Jim! Hey, everybody drop down.
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Well, everybody except Murphy, but what
can you expect? Yeah, and that's what we
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need to talk to you about, Miles. Listen
to me, she is driving us up the wall.
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There you guys are.
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Am I the only person who cares about
work, or should we all just disappear
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we feel like it? This isn't how they
built the pyramids.
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How's it going up there? Great. Oh,
McGovern, I'm glad you're here. Listen,
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story's going a little long, so if you
could give up both, say, ten seconds
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your piece, that would be a big help.
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I've got an even better idea. Maybe
during Jim's commentary, I could do my
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in sign language in a little oval in the
corner of the screen.
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Now you're thinking like a team player.
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Before I forget, I talked the network
into giving us three extra minutes from
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our lead -in.
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Miles, that's great. Isn't that great,
guys? That'll give us even more time for
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my welfare.
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on my cellular at a stoplight while
scouting locations for opening credits i
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hate downtime i can't leave you guys
alone for five minutes okay
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everybody back to work why
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do all the good things
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is on break of all right so far where's
miles he's running late but he said he'd
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be here asap great five minutes to air
and the show's order hasn't been set yet
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relax frank i set the show's order what
is it i'm first on you guys oh where's
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miles i don't have b -roll for my piece
and i can't reach anyone in editing
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granted the whole segment's only 45
seconds long but i thought it might
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those viewers who choose not to blink i
can't find the teleprompter man
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Commentary isn't entered and no one
knows the order of the show. We don't
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the order of the show? I know the order
of the show.
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I'm first, then Frank, then Corky, then
Jim, then you. Now, we all know the
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order of the show. Okay, first welfare,
then pesticides. People either turn the
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channel or they'll kill themselves
before the first commercial.
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You got a better order, Frank? Let's
hear it. Okay, me first, then McGovern,
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then you, then Jim, then Corky. Oh, no,
I'm not going last.
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McGovern's new. She should go last. Oh,
that's a good idea. We'll flip Corky
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with McGovern. Forget it. You're not
cutting my story to bits. Then burying
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I'm first.
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then Corky, then you, then Frank.
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You forgot my commentary. Right, and
Jim's commentary last.
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Hey, now.
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The trouble with your order, McGovern,
is that it ignores two rules of
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journalism that FYI always adheres to.
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One, lead with your best story, and two,
will you stop that already?
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What do you want the cameras?
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I don't know, just put them where they
always go. One in front of us and some a
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little off to the side.
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Legalizing clear of that welfare
attrition statistic.
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You don't call me when you're scarfed.
You run and wait. I don't know if you
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want to say it.
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All right, everybody, listen up.
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Fine appearances, everything is under
control.
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Stop it! Now, there's a group of people
coming to me with questions, and if you
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thought just a little bit harder, I
think you'd realize you already know the
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answers to yourself.
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One minute to air. Because you people
are the best at what you do, so whatever
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you did last week, do this week, and
anything else, ask John.
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Everybody quiet!
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Place is people!
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I want camera one here, camera two
there, camera three here.
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The order is Murphy, Corky, Frank, Jim,
McGovern. Quiet!
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I'm being buried. There's no searching
for your B -roll. We have to buy time.
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Jim, don't worry. Your lines are on the
teleprompter. No scarf on Corky. Fix the
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wobble in this chair. Cue theme music.
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Lose this and have a great show, people.
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I told you everything was under control.
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Good evening and welcome to FYI. For
your information tonight...
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Hey, Murphy, do you know where Corky is?
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Uh, no, I haven't seen her. Oh, okay.
Thanks. No.
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I thought the show went well. In fact,
it may turn out to be one of our better
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ones. Yeah, I was really proud of you
guys. And it's great because I found I
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really enjoyed doing both shows.
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Oh, that's great, you know, because we
found we really enjoyed being a little
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independent. Yep, really, really enjoyed
it.
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Great. Well, see you tomorrow.
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Miles. What?
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We need you.
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Excuse me?
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You're going to make me say it again?
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Fine. We need you.
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We almost didn't make it to air tonight.
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Everything's in chaos without you, and
apparently I don't quite have your
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skills.
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Although, frankly, I don't think that's
an excuse to burn me an effigy.
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It means a lot to hear you say that,
Murphy. Well, you're good, Miles. That's
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why they wanted you on the next wave.
And I'm sure they'll understand when you
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tell them you have to quit because you
have to focus your attention here.
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Oh, Murphy, I wasn't lying when I said I
really enjoy doing both shows.
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I plan to continue doing them.
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Oh. Oh, well, that's great.
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That's just wonderful.
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So where the hell did that leave us? We
can't survive another week like this
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one. The only reason McGovern's still
alive is because I couldn't figure out a
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way to trick her into meeting me alone
in the boiler room.
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Murphy, don't worry. Things will slow
down once the next wave is up and
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I will be here tomorrow morning, 10 a
.m. sharp. Um, actually, Miles, we found
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we were just as effective when we got in
at noon.
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Well, 10 is okay, too. Although 11 would
be...
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You know, I gotta hand it to you. There
were some people who thought you
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wouldn't be able to pull this stuff off.
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Hmm.
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Well, to tell you the truth, I was one
of them.
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But I did it. And it got me thinking.
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If I could pull this off, maybe there's
some other things I've been avoiding.
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You know, things I could handle if I
would just take that chance.
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Oh, no.
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You're not thinking of learning to ride
a motorcycle again, are you?
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No way, I still can't grow hair below my
knees.
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No, I'm talking about Corky. I've always
been afraid that I wouldn't be able to
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handle both work and a relationship
before.
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But you know what?
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I think I can pull that off, too.
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I really think Corky and I might have a
chance.
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Miles, Nancy and Sluggo have a chance.
You guys are just loopy.
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That's what you want, and good luck to
you.
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Thanks.
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Corky!
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You're still here!
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Miles, hi!
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Yeah, um, I'm on my way out. Well...
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Listen, I'm glad I caught you.
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Because I have been doing a lot of
thinking lately. And I've realized some
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things. And one of those things I
realized was that I want to start
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Officially. Like two grown -ups.
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Let's go out.
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Right now. Tonight.
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Just the two of us. What do you say?
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Oh, my.
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Gee, I'd love to. But the thing is, I
kind of already made some plans.
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Fifth hour? Can't you just, you know...
Corky, hey. Ready to go?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, Miles.
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See you tomorrow, senor Miles.
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Uh, you know, I'm gonna grab a burger at
Phil's. You wanna join me?
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Oh, um... Um, no.
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No, uh, that's okay.
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I've got some things I should really,
um, you know, take care of.
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Down on the set. Okay, suit yourself.
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Actually, Murphy, I think I really would
like to go grab that burger with you at
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Phil's. Great.
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