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Come on, McBrown, admit it. My candidate
is the only one with a legitimate plan
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to help this country. Look, pal, I
understand how you feel, but I have to
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off now. Why won't you tell the people
the truth? You know, with your support,
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we could turn this election around.
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Will you give it a rest?
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Jerry Brown is out of the race.
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More lies. It's not too late. 1 -800
-426... I'm telling you, I've had it
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this whole campaign process.
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I think we should take all the
candidates, put them in a locked room,
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dart, and whoever hits is president.
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Wait, chief.
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And best of all, it's sport.
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Well, in only 14 more hours, it'll all
be over. No more wild accusations,
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personal attacks, ugly name -calling.
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This wasn't a campaign. It was a date
with Deborah from accounting.
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Happy Election Day, everyone!
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Don't forget to vote!
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Don't forget to vote!
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Good morning, you two.
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Aren't you excited?
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I could hardly sleep at all last night.
I kept waking up every half hour looking
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at the clock to see if it was here yet.
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I'm the same way on election eve, Corky.
In fact, last night I snuck down in the
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middle of the night to see if Bush or
Clinton had eaten the plate of cookies I
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left for them.
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I left a letter.
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Dear presidential candidates, I have
been a very good boy.
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I would like a balanced budget, better
health care, and G .I. Joe with kung fu
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grip.
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Frank!
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You've got a coffee ring on my voting
booklet.
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Right on the proposed sewer bond issue.
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Of course. You don't actually read all
that stuff, do you? Of course I read all
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that stuff, Frank. It's important.
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Don't you?
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Well, I look at it, but I don't have a
lot of time unless it involves the
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important stuff. You know, president,
more cable channels. I can't be
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And you call yourself a responsible
citizen.
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You're what's wrong with this country,
Frank. You know, I am really tired of
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hearing that.
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Most people don't understand what this
stuff is about. Anyway, look, I'll show
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you. Murph, tell me what you know about
Initiative 7.
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Initiative 7?
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Oh, yes. I believe it starred Yul
Brynner. No, wait. That was Magnificent
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sorry. What was the question?
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Morning, all.
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Jim, do you read all those little
initiatives and bond issues on the
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None of your business, Frank.
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I'm sorry, but how I vote is my own
concern. No one knows how I vote.
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Really, Jim? Not even Doris? Absolutely
not. And I have no idea how she votes.
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After 30 years of marriage, there are
only two things about my wife I feel
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never know. The first is how she votes.
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The second is why she calls the shower
massage Steve.
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Good morning, people, and how is the
best election coverage team in the
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business? Ready to enlighten? Ready to
educate? Ready to kick Jennings and
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Brokaw's butts?
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Nice clipboard, Miles. Sign me up for
intramural volleyball.
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Oh, isn't she just so very amusing?
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You think Andrea Mitchell is making
volleyball jokes right now? Well, I can
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assure you she is not.
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She's lean, she's mean, and she eats
news teams like us for breakfast.
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You give her half a chance and she will
rip off Jim's head, empty it out, and
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use it as a purse. Is that what you
want? I'm kidding.
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Jeez,
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Miles, how much coffee have you had this
morning? Never mind.
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Now, Murphy, you're spending the day
covering Senator Bricker. Will you be
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in time for your interview with James
Baker? No problem. Bricker's a
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up for re -election. What could his day
entail? Breakfast?
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Lie, lie.
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Lunch? Lie, lie. Early supper? Lie, lie.
And I'm home by four.
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Well, I know one little citizen who got
up on the cynical side of the bed this
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morning. Corky, when you've been through
as many presidential elections as we
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have, it's hard to muster the old
enthusiasm.
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Well, I'm sorry, Jim, but I don't think
we should forget how important this day
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really is.
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Which reminds me.
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Miles, if it's okay, I'll be using my
lunch hour to go vote.
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Is that pretty much when everyone else
was planning it? How could you all be so
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wishy -washy about this?
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Voting is a very special privilege.
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I'll never forget my very first
presidential election.
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It was November 6th, 1984.
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Reagan and Mondale.
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don't tell me that you're mad are you
bobear corky i gotta be back at the
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dealership by one we've got to clear out
all the 1984 models make room for the
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85s november scat like month i know and
i apologize bobear but i got held up at
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the ad agency they wanted my opinion on
which life size cut out of me they
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should use for the display in the first
bank of new orleans and i couldn't
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decide between the one of me proudly
displaying the new personalized checks
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this
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I look surprised at the leatherette
checkbook cover that comes free with
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new account.
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I'm sure you'll look for his picture in
both of them. Now let's get this over
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with and get something to eat. Now I
gotta get back to work.
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November's Cadillac month.
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I'm just so excited about voting.
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Look!
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I even filled out my sample ballot in
advance.
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Did you read this whole ballot and try
to figure it out all by yourself?
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That is so cute.
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Honey, this is...
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Written in confusing legal gibberish by
lawyers from New York. It's way too
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complicated for you.
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Oh, no, it's not, Beau, honey. I
understood.
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No, see, look here. Right off the bat,
you checked the wrong box for the
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president.
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Well, that's who I thought I'd vote for.
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Oh, Corky, you can't be serious. The
man's running with a woman for vice
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president.
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Oh,
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sweetheart, we can't have a female a
heartbeat away from the presidency. It's
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too unpredictable, and you know how you
get her every 28 days.
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Beau, please.
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Look at your voice.
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I'm the first bank of New Orleans lady.
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Besides, what does being a woman have to
do with anything?
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I've thought a lot about this, and I
think I've made the right choice. Corky,
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honey, you can't even choose between
cardboard cutout pictures of yourself.
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you want to make your life a lot easier,
you put this back in your purse.
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Now, here.
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Take my sample ballot. It's already
marked.
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You just go on in there and vote. One,
two, three, we'll be sitting down to
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lunch. Now, here you go, sweetheart.
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Take it.
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lucky to have you look out for me.
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Why don't you just go sit over there? I
won't be one minute.
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Hello, I'm Corky Lynn Sherwood and I'll
be voting for the very first time. Well,
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good for you.
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You sign right here and you can go into
that middle booth.
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You forgot your sample ballot.
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Oh, thank you, but I won't be needing
it.
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versus Richard Milhouse Nixon.
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A day that could quite possibly alter
the very fabric of our country.
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That's how I'd like to start, Al. Does
that seem all right to you?
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You're right, you're right. Coming out
of the booth is too theatrical. Maybe I
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should just stand here, right?
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No, that's too boring.
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Maybe I should sit.
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Oh, that's brilliant.
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I don't want to take out my comb and do
my impression of Ed Cookie Burns.
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Holy moly. My first election story and
I'm still looking for an angle.
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Jerry! Big news. Just got off the phone
with the station.
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We're going national.
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Al, crank her up.
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I'm sorry, Dave. Who's going national?
We are. The station just heard that
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got Chancellor and Van Oker doing
regional coverage, so they want the same
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thing, and they want it now.
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Dave, are you saying... Yeah.
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You, Chicago, and this VFW Hall are our
Midwest representatives.
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Jimmy Dyle, tonight you're going to be
introduced to the world by Walter
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Cronkite. Cronkite?
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Al, we only got time for one shot, so
give me your best.
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Dave, are you sure you have the right
person for this?
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I'm not an anchor. I'm a local field
reporter. Last night I covered a beef
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tongue carnival. I interviewed the
Queen.
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I'm not ready for a crook.
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Jimmy, I don't have time for this.
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Opportunity's knocking.
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Answer it. You got a shot at moving up
the broadcast ladder until, well, who
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knows? Maybe you'll hit the bullseye.
National anchor.
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Or you can kiss it off and spend the
rest of your career at Channel 9 as Poop
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Deck Pete in their cartoons ahoy.
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So what's it going to be?
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Okay, I'll do it.
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Let's go, Al.
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Election day.
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Presidential election day.
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Election day.
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Rolling.
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Election day, 1960.
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New decade.
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New president, a new opportunity.
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Standing here in this VFW hall, this
reporter can't help but notice a feeling
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among these voters.
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A feeling that is somehow bigger than
this presidential election.
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That feeling is hope.
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Hope for the future.
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Hope for the opportunity that lies
ahead.
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It's crazy in here. Yeah.
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It's that rare day in Washington where
Democrats and Republicans are forced to
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get along with each other.
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Nobody knows who's out, who's in.
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I'm telling you, there's so much sucking
up going on in here, it sounds like an
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Electrolux showroom.
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You can't lie to me, Frank.
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And thanks again, Phil, for the free
apple pie.
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She gets free apple pie?
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Well, how come?
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It's free to anyone with a stamp voting
card.
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Do you have one, Frank? Well, not yet,
but I didn't know there was pie
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Oh, sure.
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Now you'll do your patriotic duty.
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Well, I doubt very seriously if General
George Washington crossed the icy waters
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of the Delaware because there was free
pie on the other side.
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Well, you don't know. You weren't there.
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Well, you just go, folks.
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Jim, Miles, over here.
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I just seemed to pick up my lunch. I got
held up at the polls. I can't stay. You
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know, sometimes one forgets that it's
quite a thrilling feeling to cast your
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vote and...
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Realize you've done your part and then
you get free pie.
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Phil, I better vote soon or I'm going to
run out of pie.
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Don't forget to vote.
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Hey, Miles, look at this girl.
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Wow, that's great, isn't it?
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She really cares about this election.
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Here you go.
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And you, don't forget to vote. Every
vote counts.
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Tell you, Miles.
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I can't remember the last time I cared
that much about something.
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Don't forget your vote. Every vote
counts.
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You can't wear that McGovern button in
here. It's against the law.
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Excuse me.
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What? I'm sorry, are you talking to me?
Yeah. No campaign paraphernalia is
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allowed within the perimeter of the
polling place.
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It might influence other voters.
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Oh, please.
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I've been wearing it around for months.
It hasn't influenced anyone.
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Have you seen the latest polls?
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It's going to be a Nixon -Agnew
landslide.
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It's my first chance to vote. There's no
point in even going in there and
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pulling the lever.
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Yeah, as long as you feel that way, this
country will always be run by corrupt
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middle -aged establishment demagogues.
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Political science major, right?
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NYU?
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I'm a reporter. I know the things about
people.
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Reporter? Hey, far out.
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Good channel.
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Please, do I look like someone who would
ever sell out and go on television?
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I'm a serious journalist.
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I'm Amy.
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Amy Madrid Marcinski.
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Huh.
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That's a wild name.
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What's the significance of Madrid?
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I added it.
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It's a city that means a great deal to
me.
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It's where I lost my virginity.
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Really?
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I'm Frank Ford Pinto Fontana.
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You're funny.
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Only when I'm depressed. You should see
me when I visit my parents. I'm a riot.
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Here. Here's your button.
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He promised to stop the war.
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How could people not vote for him?
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All those months of working for
something I believe in, and look at how
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out. I tell you, it just doesn't seem
right. I feel like... Oh, I'm sorry. I'm
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not usually this emotional. No, no,
don't apologize.
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It's rare to see a man in touch with his
feelings.
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I find it very beautiful.
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I gave and I gave.
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Got nothing back.
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Like I've been let down by the whole
world.
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Would you, um... Would you like to go
for a walk out in Washington Square
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I got a bottle of Boone's Farm
Strawberry Hill wine in my knapsack.
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I would love to, Frank Ford Pinto.
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Let me just sign off duty.
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Great.
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I'll, uh, I'll wait outside.
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Wait, wait, aren't you gonna vote?
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Vote? Oh, yeah.
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Right.
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You wait right here.
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You'll still be here when I get out,
won't you?
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Excuse me. I'm going to need more time.
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Do you know if it's all right if I
cancel what I did so far and come back
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little while?
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Excuse me.
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Excuse me.
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Do you know if I were to leave the
booth, would my vote be canceled?
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I'm sorry to hold up the line. I'm
having a little difficulty choosing
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Reagan and Carter.
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Good for you.
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This is the first big decision I made
without my parents.
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Well, I mean, I did pick out these
glasses.
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You're probably thinking, freshman at
Harvard, I should be able to make up my
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mind, right?
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You're right.
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Be out in a minute.
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Is there an actual time limit on this?
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The thing is, I was raised by Democrats,
so I am trained to vote for Carter.
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But the thing is, I just have this
really good feeling about Reagan.
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He says this country's in a malaise.
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I agree.
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I feel it, too. At first, I thought I
had mono, but now I know it's in
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I think Reagan is just what this country
needs.
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He really knows what he's talking about.
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It'll trickle down economics, Star Wars.
These are good programs.
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And, you know, he chops his own wood.
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Gotta love that.
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Okay.
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That's it. I've made up my mind.
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Ladies and gentlemen, the polls are now
closed.
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You're two hours behind schedule. Don't
start with me, Miles. I spent election
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day with a politician.
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I've inhaled so much hot air I could
float over the Redskins game this Sunday
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with Goodyear on my butt.
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Okay, okay, forget it. Baker's already
in the studio and they're waiting for
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in makeup. You're going to have to stall
him, Miles. I have to get home and vote
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before the polls close. Are you crazy?
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I can't stall him. He's going straight
from here to ABC.
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How do I fill up the time this late?
I'll be lucky to get Chelsea Clinton's
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orthodontist.
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He's right. You don't have time to do
both.
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So you don't vote this time. You can
only do so much.
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00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:39,320
I was going to vote this morning, but
then the baby was cranky, and the rest
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the day got so crazy. Well, you guys
know how it is. You didn't get a chance
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vote either, right?
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Well, actually, we did.
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Oh.
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Well, it's just one vote in a lifetime
of voting.
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All the way back to 1968, the first time
I went to vote for president.
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Wait a minute.
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I wasn't old enough to vote in 68, and
we're the same age.
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Frank, I said I went to vote. I didn't
say I was old enough.
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to the Lexington Avenue retirement home.
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All I need is your name.
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That's right. My name is Sophie Abrams.
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Sophie Abrams.
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625 East 96th Street?
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Yep. Right here on the every side.
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So, what booth should I use?
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Well, Sophie, I must say, you look
better than you did at your 85th
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party.
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Uh, did I say Sophie? I meant... Zoya.
Zoya. I'm Zoya...
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of 650 East 79th Street, apartment 16.
That's my name.
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Zoya's older than Sophie.
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What's going on, dear?
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Okay.
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I'm not Zoya or Sophie.
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My name isn't even in this registration
book. My government doesn't think I'm
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old enough to vote. Well, if I'm old
enough to pay taxes, I'm old enough to
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on who's deciding my future. Hold your
voice down there.
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People are looking.
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Fine. I want them to look.
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That's the point. Look.
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Look, everyone.
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Look at injustice.
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I, Murphy Brown, am being denied the
right to vote by this fascist agent of
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imperial United States government.
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I'm just a volunteer, dear.
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Just one of the millions of volunteers
across the country denying my brothers
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and sisters the right to decide their
own future. We cannot vote, but we can
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fight and die in an unjust and corrupt
war.
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I turn a deaf ear and a blind eye.
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And if that applies to anyone here, I
didn't mean it literally. But this
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injustice cannot be ignored.
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I, Murphy Brown, United States citizen,
demand the right to vote in this
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election. And I am not leaving until I
do.
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Okay. Call the police.
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Let them bring their hoses and their
mace.
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Arrest me.
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00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,720
Come on, send me to jail.
355
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:06,710
Oh, don't talk like that, sweetheart.
You're too pretty to go to jail.
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00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:09,390
I am not pretty. I'm a radical.
357
00:18:09,950 --> 00:18:13,250
I just don't understand these young
girls today.
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How do they ever expect to get a nice
boy to marry them?
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00:18:19,010 --> 00:18:23,410
Why are you all just staring at me? I
have handcuffed myself to government
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property. That's against the law.
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00:18:25,390 --> 00:18:27,830
Now, will you go and get the pigs?
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00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:31,030
Oh, I can't do that, darling. I keep
cautious.
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00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,930
Please, will you get it together in
here?
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00:18:36,150 --> 00:18:39,730
Darling, if you keep yelling like that,
you're going to get unflattering lines
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around your mouth.
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00:18:41,630 --> 00:18:43,710
Wake up. It's 1968.
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I am talking to you about changing the
country, and you're talking to me about
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wrinkles. Darling, when you're my age,
those little wrinkles will be a lot more
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important to you than voting in any
election.
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00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:55,570
I'll never get like you.
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00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:58,110
I'll never be a Sophie or a Zoya.
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I'll never be a no -show in some
registration book somewhere.
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00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:05,320
Now. For the last time, will you call
the cops?
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00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,480
Dear, we don't want to bother them.
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We're not that busy.
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00:19:09,480 --> 00:19:10,880
We don't need the vote.
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00:19:14,300 --> 00:19:18,820
You happen to know of an overflow voting
crowd at PS 132.
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00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:24,100
But I'm warning you, the world has not
heard the last of Murphy Brown.
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Make time.
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Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. You
are much too kind.
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For my next selection, Mozart's Symphony
in G minor.
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Ellen!
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Ellen! What are you doing home?
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Is the election over?
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Who won?
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00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,350
Was it the old guy, the chubby guy?
387
00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:04,180
Don't tell me it was a little guy with
the ears.
388
00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:06,160
It's not over yet.
389
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,260
Frank's doing my interview with James
Baker, so I'd have time to go vote.
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00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:12,840
I want him to take the baby with me.
It's his first presidential election,
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wouldn't want him to miss it.
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00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,080
Well,
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00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,840
hello there, little Woodward Bernstein
Brown.
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00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:24,100
You've been practicing that drool thing
again. Very good.
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00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,520
Geez, did he have this much hair when I
left this morning?
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00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:33,050
He's putting his legs in the arm holes.
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00:20:33,310 --> 00:20:34,310
Oh, thanks.
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00:20:35,270 --> 00:20:37,470
Uh, Eldon, I need a favor.
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00:20:37,690 --> 00:20:38,669
Huh?
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00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:42,330
I'm cutting this really close, and it
would be a big, big help if you could
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with us while I vote, and then drop me
off at work.
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00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,170
Oh.
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00:20:47,470 --> 00:20:49,970
You know, I don't usually drive and
drop.
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00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:53,850
However, if it is that important to you
that you would actually allow me to
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00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:58,070
navigate your precious metal and chrome
god, how can I see no?
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00:20:58,550 --> 00:20:59,550
Thanks.
407
00:21:00,270 --> 00:21:04,780
Okay. Here we go. I know this is a
little unexpected, but just roll with
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Ready to go make history?
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00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:07,860
Okay, let's go.
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00:21:10,860 --> 00:21:12,360
Okay, now pay attention.
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This is democracy in action.
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First, you take the little marker. Okay,
you do it with me.
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And you move it to the name. That's
right. Good, good.
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Live with the Bindle Beeps.
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Guinness, what's this we hear about a
skindle this season?
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Good stuff.
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He let the cat out of the bag.
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Fatherhood 2 is starting this Tuesday
night at 9 .30. Only on Nick at Night.
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