All language subtitles for murphy_brown_s04e11_mission_control

And turned a gray sky blue.

I can make it rain whenever I want it
to.

I can build a castle that must be on
grain of sand.

I can make a ship sail on dry land.

country. Pay good money for an expensive
pair of pants and what happens? One

trip to the dry cleaners and you're the
proud owner of an Armani dust rag.

There's no pants and none of them fit.

Dry cleaners are killing the United
States and America.

You know what amazes me?

Is you probably would have said all that
whether I was here or not.

And here's another bizarre thought.

Maybe, just maybe, these pants don't fit
because you're pregnant and you're

starting to show.

Oh, please, Eldon. It's too early.

According to all the books I read, I'm
not supposed to show for another month.

have it all planned. Look, I even have
it written down.

December 15th. Start showing.

Well, I'm glad you didn't write it in
ink because you're turning into one

monkey.

Oh, God.

I was hoping nobody would notice. How
could I be showing already?

It's because he's a boy.

He can't wait to get out here and wreck
my car.

Looks like it's time for a trip to
Betty's Big and Wide Shop.

I don't need any more clothes, Eldon. My
closet's already packed with stuff I

never wear.

Why don't you take some of that stuff
down to the new mission on 10th Street?

They could use it with the holidays
coming up and on.

Yeah, that's a good idea.

Oh, God.

Thanksgiving's right around the corner.

So many wonderful memories.

Dad drop -kicking the butterball into
the fireplace.

Mother going after Dad with the gravy
ladle.

Every year, I hoped that for one day, we
could pull it together and have a

civilized meal.

But it never happened.

Now that Mother's gone, I guess it never
will.

Well, you're welcome to come with me on
my annual pilgrimage.

Every Thanksgiving, I drive over to the
Arlington Country Club, and I watch the

guys in their blue blazers and striped
ties go in.

And I give thanks that I'm not them.

Sounds like fun, but I've decided not to
tempt fate this year. I'm just going to

stay home and do nothing.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to
go back to that closet, and I'm not

coming out until I find something with
an elastic waist.

I came by to donate some clothes. Is
there somebody who could help me carry

the rest of my boxes?

Well, I'm a little sore -handed today.

Why don't you give Ronald Reagan a call?

He's the reason I'm in this mess in the
first place.

So if you're really... Hey, Murphy
Brown.

You're Murphy Brown.

I'm Patrice Wilson. I run this place.

Hey, everybody.

Murphy Brown's gonna do a story on us.
Oh,

actually... I just came by to drop off
some clothes.

Oh. Yeah, but they're really nice
clothes.

Hey,

it's okay.

We can use all the clothes we can get.

We could also use a little media
coverage.

Oh, gee, I'm sorry.

We just did a story on the homeless who
live in Lafayette Park across from the

White House. Oh, I see.

It wouldn't be good to do too many
homeless stories. I mean, America might

it was really a problem.

I'll just explain that to all the people
who come in here every day looking for

that 1 ,000 points of light buffet.

I just didn't buy to drop off some
clothes, not be a guest on Firing Line.

Listen, I'm sorry.

I've been here since 5 a .m.

My entire breakfast staff was a no
-show. That's what happens when you

volunteers. Listen, I have to be in a
staff meeting in 20 minutes, but after

that, I'll look at my schedule, and when
I've got some free time, I promise I'll

come in and help out.

How about Thanksgiving?

Gee, Thanksgiving.

That's a Thursday, right?

Hey, I am desperate here. My head
volunteer burnt out last weekend. I'm

be tied up in another mission. Now, you
said you'd help out, and this would be a

damn good time to do it. Boy, you don't
let up, do you? What'd you do before

this? Work as one of those perfume
spritzers in a department store?

I need help coordinating the meal.

I mean, we've got to get people to
donate food and money to cover this

And then we've got to get a whole staff
to cook and to serve and to clean up.

Patrice, I already work an 80 -hour
week. I don't know if I have time to do

this, much less do it well.

Yeah, all right, you're busy.

Everybody's busy.

I mean, all I'm trying to do here is
make a nice Thanksgiving for people who

probably never had one. I mean,
everybody deserves that.

Even if it's once in their lives, right?

Right.

Well, listen, it was nice to meet you,
and I hope you and your family have a

happy holiday.

I remembered I have a little free time
coming up. Maybe I could help you

coordinate the dinner. Oh, right.

You know, I just had a feeling that even
Murphy Brown had a soft spot in her. I

just have one question.

Does coordinating this meal involve my
actually operating a stove?

Because if it does, I really need the
number of the nearest fire station. In

past, I've found it comes in handy.

officially ruined.

We'll just call from New York. The book
editor he was meeting with asked him to

stay in town and make some quick
revisions.

Now I'm going to be all alone on a
holiday when people should be with their

loved ones.

Not eating alone like some loser.

Frank, you always eat alone.

You want to come over and have dinner at
my place?

Well, thanks for the lovely invitation,
Corky, but it so happens I've got plans.

Oh, God, I hate the Macy's parade.

My parents took me to see it when I was
seven.

That was the year the Popeye balloon
snagged on a high -voltage pole.

It was a nightmare.

Parents leaping out of the way as a wall
of screaming kids stampeded up 34th

Street. It was like the Hindenburg in a
sailor suit.

I'm telling you guys, organizing this
Thanksgiving dinner has really been a

killer. Three more volunteers just
canceled on me. Listen to these lame

Fell downstairs. Broke my arm. What? You
can't serve single -handed?

Grandmother died.

Yeah, like I killed her.

Those were my last volunteers the day
before Thanksgiving, and I have to find

few generous, caring individuals to help
me with this meal.

It wouldn't take many.

Three, maybe four. But where, where
could I find such people?

Any thoughts?

Come on, guys. I'm in trouble here. What
do you say? Jim? Murphy.

I have dinner at the Brinkley's tomorrow
at 5.

I'm making the Dial Family apple prune
stuffing. I'm famous for it. But you

could still do that. I only need you
from 9 to 2. And I'd be honored if you

your famous stuffing for me.

Oh.

Well, I guess that could work.

All right, Murphy, count me in. Me too.

It'll be more fun than spending the day
at Aunt Rivka's.

She hasn't opened a window since
Eisenhower was president.

Frank, haven't heard anything from you.
How about it? Oh, man. That's a huge

football day, Murph.

That's what you were going to do instead
of having Thanksgiving dinner with me?

Watch football?

I can't help it. I'm crazy about this
woman who's a trainer for the Detroit

Lions. I've got to watch the game
because she promised to wave to me from

sidelines. Oh, what a full and rewarding
relationship, Frank.

Why don't you sit real close to the TV?

Then maybe you'll go blind and you won't
see how pathetic you are.

I am not pathetic.

And I'll prove it. Murph, I'd be happy
to help out. Thank you, Frank. Is it

if I bring my TV set? Sure.

come too.

And maybe I'll bring my radio, Frank.
That way we can double date.

Okay. 9 a .m. and the dining room is set
up and ready to go. Why? Because we

have a system. And a system is the key
to any good... Frank, what are you

I'm looking for a good place to put my
TV set. The reception is really bad in

here. Do you think they have a cable
outlet?

Yeah, sure. It's right next to the hot
tub. It's a mission. Thank God.

Now, come on. I need you to get these
roasting pans ready. I want everything

ready to go when Miles gets here with
the turkeys.

Jim, how's that stuffing coming?

Wonderfully. I was just standing here
thinking of my Grammy dial. This was her

apple prune stuffing recipe.

Such a remarkable woman.

Proud. Strong.

Of course, toward the end, she thought
she was a rockette.

Her stuffing lives on. Now, the
ingredients you asked me to get are

of these bags. Take a look.

What is this?

Garlic?

Pasta? Tomato paste? Cheese?

Oh, I brought that. I'm going to make up
a little manacotta, some estero, then

we'll grill up some peppers and sausage.
It goes great with the turkey. Frank,

that's not Thanksgiving. That's a street
fair in Palermo.

Look at this. I got it out of the Betty
Crocker cookbook.

Betty Crocker, Frank.

Turkey, potatoes, cranberry.

Nowhere in this picture do you see
cacciatore of any kind.

This is Thanksgiving, Frank. This is our
goal.

Now, I want you to open 20 cans of
cranberry sauce.

Oh, man.

I come all the way down here to cook and
you want me to open cans?

That's a kid's job. The kind we used to
give to my cousin Anthony whose voice

didn't change until he was 30. Oh, for
heaven's sake, Frank.

Can't we leave our petty egos and
emotional histrionics behind?

After all, what's important is not how
it gets done, but that it gets done.

Thank you, Jim.

Jim, this water is boiling. What do you
want me to do with it? Just let it boil

until I get the prunes ready to toss in.
I didn't get any prunes.

I'm sorry?

Nobody really likes prunes that much, so
I doubled the number of apples. It'll

be just as good.

Oh, will it?

I'm relieved to hear that, Murphy. You
know, the funny thing about this...

100 -year -old apple prune stuffing.
It's always been made with prunes, but

sure you know what you're doing, so...
So then I guess we're set to call this

what? Apple apple stuffing? Apple
apple... Not prune stuffing.

Apple Grammy dial rolls over in a grave
stuffing.

Now, Jim, let's just leave our petty
egos behind. After all, it's not... Oh,

shut up, Frank. Don't you tell me to
shut up. No fighting, no arguing, no

bickering. That's exactly how
Thanksgiving was at my house, and it's

to happen here.

Oh.

Happy Turkey Day!

Well, that's more like it. Guess what,
Murphy?

I made ten pumpkin pies.

I got up at 4 a .m. to bake them. They
were still a little warm, so I left them

right out there on the porch to cool.

And wait till you see this.

Pilgrim people!

I say, cute!

Toilet paper rolls and corn husks. The
heads are radishes.

I brought a big box of supplies.

I thought maybe our guests might like to
make some.

Corky, you're in charge of the dining
room. We're going to take care of

everything in here.

Jim, how are we coming on the stuffing
thing?

Jim? I'm not talking to you.

He's late. I didn't want to worry
anybody, but he should have been here a

an hour ago. Why did you send Miles all
the way to Virginia to pick up turkeys?

You could have just sent them to the
supermarket, get a couple of those ones

with the thermometers built in. I told
you, Frank, I want free -range turkeys,

pure and fresh from the farm.

Turkeys that lived a happy, carefree
existence before the axe fell.

Hey, I need help. Open the door. Oh,
good. He's here now.

Murphy, what do they look like? They're
turkeys. I think she has.

Why are they walking?

I guess they got tired of riding in my
spotlessly maintained BMW.

Why did you tell me they were alive?

How could you not know something like
that?

Do you know what it's like driving while
being pecked in the head by six

turkeys?

Where's the rest of them? Two got out my
sunroof somewhere around the Capitol.

Last time I saw them, they were running
up the Supreme Court steps.

Then they tore out in the backseat
consummating their marriage.

Nice going, Miles.

Would it have killed you to pull over to
the side to butcher and clean them?

What am I, a kosher rabbi?

something like that then why don't you
take them out back and talk to them for

little while so maybe they'll pick up a
knife and kill themselves oh well that

is really nice holiday spirit jim all
right fine you guys want to eat the

turkeys but you don't want to do the
dirty work what a gutless bunch i'll

care of this here turkey turkey

I can't do this.

Frank, go out and get some of those
thermometer turkeys you were talking

Jim, finish your stuffing. Corky, start
the salad. Miles, take your friends

outside. If we hurry, we can still get a
meal on the table and have a memorable,

meaningful, and stress -free
Thanksgiving.

Well, don't just stand there. Do it, do
it, do it!

cash machines. Where's your other shoe,
Frank?

The birds cornered me in the parking
lot.

I think they knew what I had in the bag.

I threw my shoe out to distract them.
That was a brand new pair of Nikes.

Don't talk to me about bird damage,
Frank. My car up close to me looks like

Jackson Pollock painting.

We're back on track. We're four hours
late, but we're back on track. Corky, go

back out there and hit them with by the
shorts and get Chigumi again.

You ever try to buy a turkey on
Thanksgiving afternoon?

By about the third market, I decided to
settle for any meat I could find. But

then I lucked out at the health food
store. Look, almost turkey.

Made completely from soy products.

Well, what can I say, Frank? You've
saved the day. Imagine how thrilled

people will be when we serve them up a
big heaping portion of almost turkey.

Why not? It's a perfect complement to
almost stuffing.

We have to regroup.

Okay, we've got TV dinners, potatoes,
gym stuffing, and Corky's pumpkin pies.

long as you top it off with pumpkin pie,
it's still Thanksgiving, right?

I'll bring the pies in off the porch.

Okay, not bad. It's not what I had
planned, but things look okay.

important thing is we're not part of the
problem. We're part of the solution,

right? Yes,

sir.

Where is everybody?

They just got up and left.

But first, they ate all the radishes.

My pilgrim people have no heads.

They went over to St.

Cecilia's mission across town.

Hot turkey, no waiting.

Oh, man, this is unbelievable.

It's your fault, Murphy.

You never listen to anyone else. It
always has to be your way. You never

We went through all this for nothing?

There's no happy ending?

Oh, God, this is Popeye exploding all
over again.

Well, there's nothing left to do but
wrap up all this food and take it over

St. Cecilia's.

Yeah, I'm sure they can use it with the
overflow.

Murphy, are you coming?

No, I think I'll stay here and clean up.

Are you sure? It's an awfully big mess.

I'll be okay.

Am I too late?

No, no, you're fine. Come on in.

Sometimes they don't let you eat if you
come too late.

No, no, it's great.

Hi, I'm Murphy.

Have a seat. I'll get you a plate.

I hope this is okay.

I wanted it to be the perfect
Thanksgiving dinner, but it didn't turn

way. I think it's some kind of brown
family curse.

Here you go.

That's potatoes, cranberries, and... I
have no idea.

Oh, egg rolls.

Would you like some coffee or milk?

Milk.

Why, do you want to eat?

I don't like to eat alone. That's why I
come here. There'll be someone to eat

with. Oh, sure, sure.

Mmm, good potatoes.

I like potatoes.

These are good.

As good as my mother's. Good.

Too much pepper.

My mother made the best potatoes.

People used to beg to come over our
house for dinner just so they could get

of my mother's potatoes.

She always used to make a little extra,
just for me.

What made your mother's potatoes so
special?

Oh, butter, cream, no pepper.

You leave the peel on and you mash it
right in. Uh -huh.

She died this year, Easter time.

I'm sorry.

My mother died this year, too.

What's your name?

John. Lloyd.

Barrows.

John.

John, how did you get here?

A lot of time before they give you money
on the street, people ask you how.

How?

No matter how, it doesn't stop you from
being hungry.

You're right.

I'm sorry.

Just how?

Well, John Lloyd Barrows, I do
understand that how.

You aren't even nothing.

Good, huh?

Yeah.

Very good.