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That's okay. I'll get it.

Are you sure?

Absolutely positive?

This is fantastic!

Thank you.

Yes, I've got it. The interview that was
impossible to get. Come on, you guys,

guess who it is. Guess.

Murphy, will you please?

We're busy people trying to put together
an important news show. I didn't

graduate cum laude from Harvard to sit
around playing 20 questions.

Is it Marlon Brando? No. Okay, I'll give
you some clues.

Royalty. Come on, Jim, you can get this
royalty.

Royalty. Royalty, fine.

King Tut.

I thought it was an impossible interview
to get.

Queen Elizabeth.

Princess Margaret? No.

Okay, clue number two.

Detroit. Let's see, it's not that guy on
Michigan TV who called himself the king

of gas barbecues, is it? Yes, Frank.
That's why I'm so excited. I finally got

Roy from Butane World as my guest.

Princess Di. Prince Charles.

No, that little kid, what's his name?
Little Prince Chucky.

Russ Harrison. George Harrison.

Harrison Ford. Betty Ford. Shut up.

P .D. Herman?

What is with you guys?

Detroit royalty.

The queen of soul.

It's Aretha.

Aretha Franklin.

One slight problem.

Aretha is such a full interview.

I don't see how I can fit it into our
usual 12 -minute segment.

Oh, boy. Here we go again. Forget it,
Murph. I am not cutting down another one

of my interviews just because you can't
work within the time frame of the show.

That's right. You always do this. The
show is called FYI.

Not Murphy Brown and some other people
who weren't that important.

Now let's be reasonable here, people.
The only thing Murphy is asking for

I don't believe this. He's going to do
it. You're going to do it. Frank, would

you put yourself in my place for one
minute? On the one hand, I've got Aretha

Franklin and a possible 40 share. On the
other hand, my highly paid news team's

hurt feelings.

So, how much time do you need, Murphy?

Oh, hardly anything at all.

An extra five or six minutes should do
it from each of you. Are you out of your

mind? Miles, may I remind you that our
new segment, The World According to

premieres on this week's show.

Are you saying that you're going to cut
it just to satisfy the gluttonous whim

of Miss Gimme, Gimme, Gimme?

Now, come on now, people. Let's see a
little teamwork here. I'm sure if the

tables were turned and one of you came
to Murphy for time, she'd give it to

wouldn't you, Murphy? Oh, yeah, that'll
happen.

You're bugging me.

I'm trying to get some work done here.
So am I. My big interview is tonight.

Ellen, look.

These are the shoes Aretha wore when she
played the waitress in the Blues

Brothers movie. I bought them at a
charity auction.

Uh -huh.

And this is her first million -selling
single, I Never Loved a Man.

Did you know Aretha was the first woman
inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of

Fame? And she won't fly. She'll only
take trains.

That's one of the reasons it was so hard
for us to get together. Hey, hey, hey.

Geez, will you put that mouth in park
for a second?

I've been trying to come up with a mural
for the baby's nursery for over a month

now, and I'm blocking.

I mean, it not only has to be visually
stimulating, it has to be politically

socially aware, and it has to have a lot
of those cute little bunnies in it.

Tell me what you have so far. Oh, it's a
historical montage of the white man's

massacre of the American Indian.

I don't know, Eldon.

You think Custer's last stand might be a
little too explicit for an entrance?

What if it's too explicit?

What, do you think I don't know that?
You think I like scaring little babies?

But it was real easy to work the bunnies
into.

Oh, you see what I'm up against here?

Oh, Eldon, there's plenty of time.

She's not due for seven months.

Where's the time going?

I mean, I never worked with a deadline
before. I even went out and...

Bought one of these, a calendar.

Did you know that June came before
September?

Eldon, don't worry.

Everything will be fine. You'll figure
it out, and then when it's done, you'll

step back from your masterpiece, and
you'll say that this... Oh, God,

only has 28 days?

Two minutes to air, people.

Miles, I got Derek, our driver, on the
phone. Aretha's train was delayed two

hours outside of Toledo, but it's
definitely due to arrive any minute. Let

talk to him.

Miles Silverberg wants to talk to you.

Small glasses.

Are you the same guy who drove to the
urologist? Give me that.

We go live in a little over one minute,
Miles. I know, I know.

Yeah, it's me.

Derek, I want you to call the second
Miss Franklin's train pulls in. And

wait for her luggage. It did?

Great. Get her and bring her here ASAP.

Listen up, people.

Aretha's train has arrived and she's on
her way. Of course she's on her way. Why

wouldn't she be on her way? She's a
queen of soul, for God's sake.

Okay, okay, here's the plan. Since we go
live in... 60 seconds. 60 seconds.

Instead of Murphy's interview opening
the show, first up will be Frank's.

That'll give Aretha plenty of time to
get here. All right, places, everyone.

This is it, Frank, leading off an
historic show, the segment before

Quite an honor for you. Don't you talk
to me. Because of you, my story is a

crummy four and a half minutes long.

Be quiet, Frank. I have to breathe now,
and I need to ask Murphy if it's all

right to use my share of the oxygen.

Mrs. Jim, my big moment, and these guys
can't let go of their petty grudges.

Tell it to somebody who gives the
rodents behind.

Welcome to FYI.

For your information tonight, we have a
very special program that's caused a lot

of excitement around here this week.

This is my audition.

Hello. Derek, where are you?

Vermont Avenue.

Vermont Avenue? What's he doing that far
north?

He was forced into a detour. The sewer
lines in front of the Senate exploded

again.

Derek, we're counting on you.

He said he could have her here in eight
minutes.

Eight minutes? I can't keep yammering
with Frank. Eight more minutes? You see

the state he's in?

I looked into his eyes. There was
something cold and dead in there.

Jim, you don't have to stall. When we
come out of commercial, we'll go to

Corky's piece. Yes, Corky's piece.
That'll give Arisa plenty of time to get

here, so it'll all work out fine. All
right, look alive. Coming back from

commercial in five, four, three, two...
Welcome back.

And now, Corky Sherwood Forrest takes us
on a behind -the -scenes glimpse at a

museum dedicated to a man who literally
changed the face of Hollywood.

Movie makeup artist Max Factor. Corky?

Thank you, Jim.

It all began in a little town in Russia
for a boy who had a vision, a dream, and

a family full of amazingly unattractive
women.

At our last stop on the tour, the Max
Factor boutique, it's comforting to know

that while the man himself may be gone,
his wide variety of fine skin and hair

products live on.

Excuse me, I think I gave you a 20.

It's just Corky Sherwood for a 340.

Thank you, Corky, for that.

Corky, in watching your segment, I
couldn't help but wonder...

Max, is that short for anything?

Maxwell or Maximilian?

or back to million.

Max.

You also mentioned that Mr. Packer is
known as the father of the human hair

How did that innovation come about?

Well, I'm not really sure, Jim.

You see, I wasn't able to get into as
much detail on my story as I would have

liked.

women make is that they use too much
concealer.

As a result, it builds up in their
facial creases, especially around the

Around the eyes, you say?

Maybe there's a better way to illustrate
this.

Carl, give us a tight close -up on
Murphy.

This is what I'm talking about.

Notice the area most commonly referred
to as the crow's feet.

segment on FYI, Jim Dial's in -depth
commentary on the times in which we

the world according to Dial. Jim.

Yes, well, thank you, Murphy.

My commentary tonight is on the Pentagon
budget.

They spend too much and they should
stop.

I'll tell you why next week when I have
more time.

introducing my commentary. My commentary
was on your phone.

Derek, where are you?

Chinatown? How did you get way over
there?

No, no, no. Don't waste any time telling
me. You just get her here. Do you hear

me? I don't care how you do it. You
just... You're 20 minutes away and I've

33 minutes of show to fill.

We're dead.

We're not dead, Miles.

All we have to do is stretch a little
more.

Oh, yes, it's so... Easy when you're not
the one doing the stretching. I've used

every word in the English language
except lovelier.

Turn the camera on me. I'm ready to go.

Lovelier, lovelier.

I'll give you 20 seconds.

Fine, I'll just stretch by myself.

I know a lot about Aretha. You may want
to take notes. You're about to watch a

professional journalist at work in the
face of a crisis.

Go, bitch!

Coming back live in 5, 4, 3, 2...

final segment tonight, Murphy Brown
brings us something I can hardly wait to

see.

Thank you, Jim.

Respect. That's what it's all about.

Whether my guest tonight got her first
taste of it as a little girl singing in

her father's gospel choir or by a
remarkable recording career that made

undisputed queen of soul, one thing's
for certain, she's earned her share of

I'm talking, of course, about Aretha
Franklin.

Before Aretha joins us, I'd like to
share some personal things about the

and her music, of which there is so
much.

Let me start with my favorite song,
Respect.

Of course, she's had so many hits,
Natural Woman, Chain of Fools, Baby, I

You, but given the unfortunate time
restraints of television, it would be

impossible for me to list them all.

Spanish Harlem, Daydreaming, and
Rocksteady.

Well, how about that? I guess I could
name them all.

I only wonder which of these classics
she'll sing for us when she joins us

tonight.

And she will be joining us.

But first, I'd like to let you know
where it all happens.

The piano.

The conduit through which Miss
Franklin's message is delivered.

Yes, the piano.

A Steinway Grand.

The professional's choice.

The professional, in this instance,
being one Miss Aretha Franklin.

The piano, well, this particular one,
black, with, um, 88 keys.

One, two, three, four.

Well, I'm sure they're all there.

Ebony and ivory.

Well, she didn't write that, but I'm
sure she could sing the hell out of it.

mention that Aretha's won more Grammys
than any other female vocalist?

Well, I think it bears repeating.

Aretha's won more Grammys than any other
female vocalist.

So, if I understand correctly, your
intense drive to succeed in show

was the result of a deep need for a
father's affection.

Yep. Even as a child, I'd go up into the
woods with my little 8mm camera and

take movies of the deer and elk goring
each other with their antlers. My dad

went crazy over that stuff. I remember
one summer vacation, we went up into

cougar country in Banff with about 10
pounds of raw meat. Oh, gee, Carl, I see

we're getting the cue to wrap it all up.

I guess that means the show's over.

How did that happen?

Well, I guess it's back to you, Jim.

Bye. Where did the time go?

Our apologies to Aretha that we ran out
of time. We hope she can come back again

soon. We sincerely hope you'll come back
again, too.

From all of us at FYI, this is Jim Dial.

Good night.

And we're clear.

Well,

that wasn't too bad.

We still managed to fill up the whole
hour.

I think the network will give us credit
for that.

Who am I kidding?

We're dead.

I'll take away my key to the executive
washroom.

The faucets turn on by themselves, John.
I'll never see that again.

Murphy.

Before this show, we were all so upset.
We were hoping something really awful

would happen to you.

You know, like your hair collapsing on
air or...

A pit bull getting into the studio and
attacking you, or... What was yours,

Frank?

Spontaneous combustion.

In our wildest fantasies, we didn't want
you to suffer like this.

And if you need us, we're here for you.

See? It's always been a lifelong dream
to interview Aretha.

I really would have needed the extra
time.

once saw a chicken do that at the county
fair.

Aretha.

Yes, I want to tell you.

Oh, a little bit.

God, I can't believe you're standing
here.

Oh, me either.

16 hours on the train.

And then we drove around in circles for
hours.

I can relate.

You wouldn't believe what the last hour
of my life's been like.

Yes, I could.

I saw it on TV in the back of the limo.

I haven't seen anything that
embarrassing since a moth flew in my

Hollywood Bowl.

Well, tonight was bad, all right.

But, you know, the humiliation wasn't
the worst part.

It was that I missed the chance to be
two feet away from you when you sang. I

always wanted that.

Closest I ever came was Section 12, Row
D at RFK Stadium.

You know...

I realize I'm not the biggest audience
you've ever played for, but I'd sure be

the most appreciative.

Okay? Scoot over.

Ooh, a Steinway professional's choice.

Looking out on the morning rain.

I used to feel so uninspired.

And when I knew I had to face another

day.

me free.

Let's get one thing straight.

I'm not Martha.

And you ain't no Vandella.

Yeah, right. I'm a solo act. Okay.

And when my

soul...

self -control was much better that time.

Go ahead and sing. I know it's killing.

Emmys, every one of them that you got.
But don't show up at the Grammys.

I don't know how many people realize
this, but the kid from The Sixth Sense

played your son on the show.

Yeah, Haley Joel Osment. Really talented
kid.

Tell me, did that kid give you the
creeps? No.

But he sees dead people.

Are you a real journalist?