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Open your mouth.
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I don't want to.
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Open your mouth.
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It's gonna happen, buddy.
Don't fight it.
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But I don't feel safe.
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Eric...
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my darts team has a match
in two hours
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and I need
to practice.
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Now stop being such
a freakin' baby
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and open your mouth.
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What if you get one in
and I choke?
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Classy problem.
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Now open up.
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Yes!
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ERIC:
Oh...
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It was delicious.
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My fear actually heightened
my sense of pleasure.
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Do another one.
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Ooh!
Ooh.
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That's all right.
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Here you go.
Try another one.
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Oh!
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Holy crap.
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What? That's where
you wanted it, right?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, just keep going.
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CARYN:
Ow!
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Right?
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Whoa-ho!
Hey, hot stuff!
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Mm-mmm.
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I have a third date tonight
with that guy Jonah.
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And you know
what that means!
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That Jonah isn't real.
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I wasn't talking to you.
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And this one is real!
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Hey. How do I look?
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Fantastic.
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Your bracelet's at war
with your necklace.
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Make a choice.
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Pull that dress down
and lose the scarf.
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Like I care what you think!
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(whispers):
Hey.
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Is he right?
Yeah.
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(sighs)
Hey, by the way,
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if any of you guys
are in the mood
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to watch some all-girl
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dart action tonight,
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come by Truck Stop at 10:00.
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In.
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Sorry, I can't make it.
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Got my overnight bag packed.
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Who is this guy, anyway?
Oh, my God,
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he is this amazing,
successful entrepreneur
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that has his very own
transport service.
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He sends town cars
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and limos all over the city
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to pick up VIPs and celebrities.
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Taxi!
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Have a good night, you guys!
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(cheering)
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Yes! Yes!
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Yes!
That was awesome!
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April.
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All we need is a 15 or a 16.
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So just breathe in...
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and visualize
your energy
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flowing through your hand.
And remember...
Okay.
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the dart
throws itself.
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Okay.
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What the hell
was that?!
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Are you kidding me?!
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You said that
that dart throws itself.
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And it didn't.
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So your problem
really is with the dart.
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You didn't even practice
this week, did you?
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I'm a doctor.
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I do not have time
to throw candy
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into people's mouths!
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Now just relax.
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(grunts)
Have fun.
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It's a game.
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There you are.
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Oh... wow.
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Check out all these fine ladies.
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And I don't see any dudes
in here to compete with us.
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You know, cuz,
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I got me a good
feeling about this.
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Tonight...
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could get interesting.
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Indeed it could.
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Go get 'em, tiger.
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Oh, there's Zara.
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I'm gonna go watch the darts.
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All right.
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Oh. Date's over already?
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Guess he was real.
Shut up!
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Zara, I need to talk to you.
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I need you to move.
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I just had the worst
night of my life!
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It's going to get a lot
worse if you don't move.
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She means it.
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Don't learn the hard way.
No, no, no.
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She's my roommate. She's
actually very nice at home.
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You are far from home,
young one. Very far.
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Hey.
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How was your night
with... my drink?
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Help yourself.
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Stosh, please don't
start with me.
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I'm very upset right now.
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Okay, all right.
I'm-I'm sorry.
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Tell me what
happened.
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I got lumped.
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"Lumped"?
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Dumped in the middle
of getting la...
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Oh.
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Very traumatic.
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At least you had
the composure
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to give it a
clever nickname.
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Come here.
Give me a hug.
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Come on,
bring it in.
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Come here.
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That's it,
that's the stuff.
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It's such a humiliating way
to get dumped.
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Yeah, you deserve better.
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He should have waited.
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Thank you.
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(cheering)
Yeah!
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Oh!
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(laughs)
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Zara!
(whoops)
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I helped her train
for tonight.
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Well, you did
an awesome job.
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Well, thank you.
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(laughs)
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Okay.
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Oh, God! I know!
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I stink!
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Well, quit stinking!
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Gladly! I quit!
What?!
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Yeah.
You can't quit in
the middle of a tournament!
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I just did.
Would you quit in the middle
of a surgery?
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I would if my patient
was being a dick.
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What does that mean?
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It means you're a dick.
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I don't even know why
I dated this guy.
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It's not that he had
a bad personality.
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He actually had no personality.
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Well, I once dated a girl
with multiple personalities
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and they were all were terrible.
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But luckily, they all had
an amazing body.
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(laughs)
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Feel better?
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Is the "pain go bye-bye"
juice working?
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Yes.
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Thank you, Stosh.
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You're welcome, Caryn.
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APRIL:
Hey.
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Hi.
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The darts are over?
Oh.
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I quit.
Your roommate wasn't even
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that much of a bitch
while we were breaking up.
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And she slashed
my bicycle tires.
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I'm April, by the way.
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I'm Caryn.
Stosh.
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Do you mind if
I join you guys?
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Or is this
a romantic thing?
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Um...
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No. No, it's not.
No, no, no. No, not at all.
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No, no.
No, it's not, it's not, never.
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Nothing romantic
at all.
No, absolutely not.
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(fake retches) Never.
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no...
Um, and...
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...no, no no.
Okay.
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APRIL:
All right.
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That was a...
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very thorough answer.
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Next round of
shots on me?
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Look, even if I agreed with you
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that April is
a festering boil
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on the ass of the dart world--
which I don't--
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you still need
a partner.
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No partner
and you're out of the tourney.
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She quit, Becky!
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What am I supposed to do?
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What about playing with her?
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Who?
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I don't know her.
BECKY: No.
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Your friend.
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She seems
super into it.
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Oh, that...
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Oh.
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Oh, you mean Eric... a.
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Erica!
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That is a great idea.
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I will go ask... her.
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And, by the way,
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her darts name is "Viper."
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Hey. Let's dance.
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*
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To happiness!
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Or, as I like
to call it,
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"sadness in its
early stages."
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Bleh! Scotch.
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They should call it crotch!
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Hmm-mm.
APRIL:
You know, I had a boyfriend
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who lived in Glasgow
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and he taught me about all
the different kinds of Scotches.
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There is just so much
we can learn from alcoholics.
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So, I'm sorry, let's go back.
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You said "boyfriend"?
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I did.
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Okay, so can one assume
that your sexuality
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is of the "bi" variety?
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APRIL:
No, because I don't
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like that word.
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I like who I like.
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And I think that sexuality
is a very fluid thing,
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and I just like
to go with the flow.
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So you're bi.
Yes.
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Great.
Yeah.
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Bartender!
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Three more shots
of crotch!
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That was my joke.
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I wouldn't call
it a joke.
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(cheering)
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Yes! Yes!
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Sweet shot, Viper!
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Thank you!
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Yeah! You go, girl!
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You go, girl.
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(laughing)
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
...Terminator,
Aliens...
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Do not blow it with this one.
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...half of
Titanic.
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Half of Titanic?
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The Jack and Rose
love story is...
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(imitates buzzer)
No, no.
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It's the screaming,
it's the ice,
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it's the dead people.
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Yes!
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Okay, what about
When Harry Met Sally?
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Oh, give me
a break.
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Yes!
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I love that movie!
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Me, too.
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(chanting):
Viper! Viper!
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Viper! Viper! Viper!
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Viper! Viper!
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(cheering)
Yes!
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Yes!
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Boom!
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(shrieking)
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That is one badass bitch.
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Yeah!
(cheering)
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Oh, I was just obsessed
with horses as a kid.
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I used to draw horses
all the time.
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Did you really? Aw...
Yes.
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You know, I-I actually had
a horse when I was a kid.
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Really?
You did?
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Oh, wow.
What was your
horse's name?
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Horst.
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Horst?
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He was a,
uh, albino.
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He was actually sold
to a circus and, um,
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he didn't make it.
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Heartbreaking
story, Stosh.
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I know, I still
have issues.
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About Horst,
the albino?
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Yeah.
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All right, uh, ladies,
it's about, uh,
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00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:43,757
six hours past my
bedtime, so I'm leaving.
272
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,693
Oh, well, it was fun
hanging out with you, Stosh.
273
00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,327
Yeah, you, too.
You know, we should...
274
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,762
we should do it again.
Maybe Saturday night?
275
00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:51,031
I got a couple of tickets
to the Yankees game
276
00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,232
with your
name on it.
277
00:08:52,265 --> 00:08:53,767
And mine.
And the Yankees.
278
00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,202
Are you asking me out?
279
00:08:55,235 --> 00:08:56,203
Yeah.
280
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,705
Wow.
281
00:08:57,738 --> 00:09:00,574
I haven't gone out with
a dude in, like, six years.
282
00:09:00,608 --> 00:09:02,042
Oh, you know what?
283
00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,711
It's easy,
it's just like riding a bike,
284
00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,378
except in this case,
285
00:09:05,412 --> 00:09:07,114
a very large,
powerful motorcycle.
286
00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,616
You know what?
287
00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,751
You're a douche bag, you
own it, and I like that.
288
00:09:10,784 --> 00:09:11,752
Thank you.
So let's do this.
289
00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,020
All right.
Sounds good.
Yeah?
290
00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,622
See you then.
Awesome.
291
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:18,959
And boom goes
the dynamite.
292
00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:21,028
Huh.
293
00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,062
Funny.
294
00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:23,697
When I came over
295
00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,565
earlier, it was because
I thought you were hot.
296
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,567
Really?
Yeah.
297
00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:29,069
I thought I might
score a date with you.
298
00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:31,204
Really?
299
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,405
Yeah.
300
00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,808
Interesting.
301
00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,810
Sorry.
302
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,011
(sighs)
303
00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:41,481
You still want one?
304
00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:43,583
Yeah.
305
00:09:43,617 --> 00:09:45,318
Okay.
306
00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:51,158
I want to try being a lesbian.
307
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,761
Can I finish
my tea first?
308
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:56,229
Not right now.
That's ridiculous.
309
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,431
On Friday. I have a date
with your friend April.
310
00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:00,300
Wait, what?
Why are you looking
at me like that?
311
00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:01,802
You went out with her.
She's great, right?
312
00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,071
At the moment, she's dead to me,
313
00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,640
but, yeah, she's lovely.
314
00:10:06,674 --> 00:10:10,443
And you know, I was never one of
those girls who "experimented."
315
00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,079
You know, my freshman
year in college,
316
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,781
I had a roommate who went
through a lesbian phase,
317
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,683
so I got to hear
a lot of what it was like
318
00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,184
from under my covers,
but that's it.
319
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:18,686
And now you want
to give it a shot?
320
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:19,687
Yeah.
321
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,488
You know, because, um...
322
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,991
as I get older,
I've discovered...
323
00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,292
you like who you like.
324
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,994
And sexuality
325
00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:28,261
is a fluid thing,
326
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,097
and you have
to go with the flow.
327
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:31,832
Why are you acting so stunned?
328
00:10:31,865 --> 00:10:32,700
I am not acting.
329
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:34,467
I am stunned.
330
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,036
STOSH: Sorry to barge in.
Zara, can I borrow your van?
331
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,705
I've got to go
to the Bronx
332
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,539
to pick up tickets
for my date with April.
333
00:10:39,572 --> 00:10:40,874
Hello, Caryn.
334
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:44,144
Um, yeah, keys are
on the counter.
335
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:46,847
Great. I hope she doesn't mind
the skybox behind home plate.
336
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:47,881
Good-bye, Caryn.
337
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,887
So... this is actually
not about April at all.
338
00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:55,789
This is about
your weird, immature,
339
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:57,024
unresolved thing with Stosh.
340
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,826
No. As I told you,
341
00:10:58,859 --> 00:11:00,861
it's about going
with the fluids, okay?
342
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,896
And-and just... and flowing.
343
00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,198
Shut up.
344
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:14,074
Eric, it's Zara.
345
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:15,242
ERIC:
Just a second!
346
00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:16,576
What are you doing in there?
347
00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,078
No, I-I was just
Googling a few things.
348
00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:20,347
I just need
a second, okay?
349
00:11:20,380 --> 00:11:22,682
Ew.
350
00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:24,885
(panting):
Hey.
351
00:11:24,918 --> 00:11:26,119
Yeah, come on in.
352
00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,990
Oh, Googling things.
353
00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:31,691
Okay, got it.
354
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,893
Still weird.
355
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,061
So, what's up?
356
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,328
Well, um,
357
00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:38,265
I just came to congratulate you.
358
00:11:38,298 --> 00:11:40,167
Thank you. Yeah, it came
in the mail today
359
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:41,568
from the Googly-Eye Barn.
360
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,371
Now the real work begins.
361
00:11:44,404 --> 00:11:45,906
No, not about that.
362
00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:49,109
Eric, how would you like
to be my darts partner
363
00:11:49,142 --> 00:11:50,610
for the rest of the tournament?
364
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,879
Sounds great; I love darts.
365
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,613
And I'm not gonna lie.
366
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,183
I really like hanging out
with all those hot ladies.
367
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:57,885
Right, about that.
368
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,754
Um, let's just not, you know,
bring up the girl/boy thing
369
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,622
or say anything about it
370
00:12:02,655 --> 00:12:06,393
or even use words like "he"
or "him" or "my penis."
371
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,795
You know?
Oh. Yeah.
372
00:12:07,828 --> 00:12:09,196
Just so we don't make
a thing of it.
373
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,764
Yeah, no, totally, I get that.
374
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,900
I can keep it on the dillzies
for realzies.
375
00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,201
Greatzies.
376
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,769
(laughter)
377
00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,839
Well, I'm going to let
you get back to doing...
378
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,946
Hello, my child.
379
00:12:27,414 --> 00:12:28,949
Oh!
380
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,050
Look who's out of her PJ's
381
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,319
and all dressed up
like Mariska Hargitay.
382
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:33,954
I have a hot date tonight.
383
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,055
Oh, yeah,
you got a date?
384
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,990
Is he gonna pick you up
on a Citi Bike?
385
00:12:37,024 --> 00:12:39,126
Huh? Piggyback? Rickshaw?
386
00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,560
Hey!
387
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:41,628
Let me find parking;
I'll be right back.
388
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:42,996
Hey!
Hey!
389
00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,398
What's she doing here?
390
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,934
The game's not
until tomorrow night.
391
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:50,237
Yeah, but Wilco is playing
at McCarren Park tonight.
392
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,471
You made a date with April?
393
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:52,806
I made a date with April.
394
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,807
After I made a date with April?
395
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,642
After you made a date
with April.
396
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:56,844
(gasps) I'm sorry.
397
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,846
I didn't know you guys
were exclusive.
398
00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,413
That's not the point.
399
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:02,950
You're not gay and you know it.
400
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,252
I am gay for April,
401
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,955
and I have never felt
more alive.
402
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,789
You know, maybe you
should try being gay.
403
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,658
Based on your clothes
and grooming habits,
404
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:14,094
the transition should be
relatively easy for you.
405
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,263
I know what you're doing,
and it's not gonna work.
406
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,364
You can't win.
407
00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,099
It is not a
contest, Stosh.
408
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:20,868
It's a matter
of the heart.
409
00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:24,471
It's about finding true love,
and I will win.
410
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,006
Caryn, I can't find
parking anywhere.
411
00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,841
Get in. Let's go.
412
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:31,011
Bam goes the dynamite.
413
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,881
Boom. It's "boom goes
the dynamite."
414
00:13:33,914 --> 00:13:34,848
You look cute.
Hi.
415
00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:36,716
Thank you.
Hi, Stosh.
416
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,420
*
417
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:45,225
(indistinct chatter)
418
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,582
*
419
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:16,356
(cheering)
420
00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:33,540
Oh, yes.
421
00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,149
Boob.
422
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,786
(cheering)
423
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:56,930
Hi. I would like two tickets
to the Sunday matinee.
424
00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:59,132
Upper balcony is perfect.
425
00:14:59,166 --> 00:15:01,468
Caryn Goldfarb.
426
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,070
Yes.
427
00:15:03,103 --> 00:15:04,204
Thank you.
428
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,538
Oh, Caryn?
429
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:06,974
You wouldn't, by chance,
430
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:08,976
be buying those
two Sunday matinee tickets
431
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:10,410
for you and April, would you?
432
00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:12,279
Yeah, we're gonna go see
the Spider-Man musical,
433
00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,981
which I hear is very good
434
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:15,482
now that none of the performers
are getting killed.
435
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,985
Well, I'll try to have April
back in time.
436
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,919
Back from what?
437
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,121
Oh, right.
438
00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,622
How could you know?
439
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:24,391
We're going to the Hamptons
on Saturday.
440
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,226
We'll be staying
in a hotel room,
441
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,729
together, if you catch my drift.
442
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,131
By drift,
443
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:32,966
I mean sex.
444
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,968
Boom goes the dynamite.
445
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:40,040
Not if it goes boom on Friday.
446
00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:42,842
Hey, April.
447
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,144
Yeah, it's me.
448
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,145
What are you doing
449
00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:47,414
Friday night?
450
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,417
Oh, right,
that's Zara's dart tournament.
451
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,452
You want to get plastered
and watch it together
452
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,022
and then go home
and have a great deal of sex?
453
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,456
What do you mean,
am I ready?
454
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,191
Of course I'm ready, yes.
Give me that.
455
00:15:58,225 --> 00:15:59,326
Oh, my God, I can't wait. Bye!
Give me that phone.
456
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,994
Boom.
457
00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:03,596
You trying to turn this into
some kind of sex competition?
458
00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,965
Yep, and I'm gonna win,
459
00:16:05,999 --> 00:16:08,335
'cause I am a woman,
460
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,637
and I know what feels good
down there,
461
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:13,040
and I am going to arrive
to down there
462
00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,708
24 hours before you,
so boom!
463
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,645
Bam! Boom!
464
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,280
It's boom.
(imitates explosion)
465
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:22,015
Emergency. Help.
466
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,283
What?
I committed
467
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,019
to having lesbian sex soon,
very soon,
468
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,020
so I need some tutoring.
469
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,355
I have to give April
the best orgasm
470
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,057
she's ever had in her life,
471
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:31,824
or at least better
than Stosh can.
472
00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:33,060
Of her life.
473
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,061
This has nothing to do
with Stosh.
474
00:16:34,094 --> 00:16:35,195
Will you please help me?
475
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:36,629
Um, let me think about that.
476
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,997
Uh, no.
477
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:39,199
I don't want any part of this.
478
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:40,700
April is a human being,
479
00:16:40,733 --> 00:16:42,235
and she deserves better
than to be caught up
480
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:44,871
in some twisted little game
between you and Stosh.
481
00:16:44,904 --> 00:16:47,474
This is not
about me and Stosh, okay?
482
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,009
This is about
me and, um...
483
00:16:50,043 --> 00:16:51,578
April.
484
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,046
This is about me and April.
485
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,814
Caryn, enough.
486
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,416
You can't parade around
trying to pass yourself off
487
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,585
as a lesbian just because
there's something in it for you.
488
00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,053
It's disrespectful
to gay people.
489
00:17:00,087 --> 00:17:01,254
It's wrong, and frankly,
490
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:03,022
you should be ashamed
of yourself.
491
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:04,491
ERIC:
So,
492
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,059
how do I look for the finals?
493
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,927
I'm wearing everything
you gave me.
494
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:11,264
Totally different situation.
495
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,300
Awesome?
496
00:17:21,108 --> 00:17:22,475
(cheering)
497
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,751
You are strong,
you are fearless,
498
00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:34,254
you are Batman.
499
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,988
I'm Batman.
500
00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:39,292
(cheering)
501
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,427
Yes!
502
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,095
That was amazing!
503
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:43,196
Did you see that?
504
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,297
Amazing.
505
00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,765
Thank God you were replaced.
506
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,200
Oh, shut up.
You shut up.
507
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:48,968
Shut up.
508
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,203
Super excited for later.
509
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:51,371
Ha!
510
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,773
Later, exciting stuff!
511
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,208
Exciting stuff?
512
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,076
Is something exciting
happening tonight?
513
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,311
Hey, Stosh.
Hi.
514
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,980
What are you doing here?
Oh, come on.
515
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,883
Is my love for darts not
well documented at this point?
516
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,385
Okay, well, maybe
you should just...
517
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:06,553
Join you guys for the next game?
518
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,121
I'd love to.
Yay!
519
00:18:08,155 --> 00:18:09,722
Can we get another round
of shots, please?
520
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:11,691
Crotch shots.
Crotch shots.
521
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,168
(cheering)
522
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,902
Did you see that?
523
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,771
All right. I got it.
Thank you.
524
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,140
Come on, I got it.
I got it.
I think I can pay for my date.
525
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,142
I got it, I got it.
Just take mine, take mine.
I got it. I got it.
526
00:18:29,176 --> 00:18:30,510
Okay.
Take my card.
527
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,146
Guys, it's cash only.
I got it.
528
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,182
I got it. No, I got it.
I can pay...
I got it, I got it.
529
00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,483
WOMAN:
Here we go, everybody.
530
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,617
The final two darts
531
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,219
for the championship.
532
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:43,456
(cheering)
533
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,692
Yeah!
534
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:46,959
We did it!
535
00:18:46,993 --> 00:18:48,361
Oh!
536
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,363
WOMAN:
Oh, this is it.
537
00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,199
This is the big one.
538
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,568
Oh.
539
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:58,938
Okay.
540
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,807
(chuckles)
541
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:03,543
Okay. Okay.
542
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:18,791
(cheering)
543
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,793
(laughter)
544
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:22,829
*
545
00:19:25,198 --> 00:19:27,267
Yeah!
546
00:19:29,035 --> 00:19:31,571
Eric, I love you!
547
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,539
Me, too!
548
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,740
Hey, come on, let's dance.
549
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,209
Oh, wait, wait,
oh, wait, uh-uh.
550
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,545
A silly misunderstanding
needs to be cleared up here.
551
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,547
Hey, do you
like puppets?
552
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,181
Yeah.
553
00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,250
A lot.
554
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,684
Oh! Okay.
555
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:48,855
Have fun, girls.
556
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,258
* We'll put
all other things aside *
557
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:53,426
(grunting)
558
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:56,763
* Get in this time
and show me some affection *
559
00:19:56,796 --> 00:20:01,834
* We're going for
those pleasures in the night *
560
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:04,771
* I want to love you
561
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,373
* Feel you
562
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,007
* Wrap myself around you
563
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,609
* I want to squeeze you
Hey.
564
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,210
* Please you
565
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:13,413
* I just can't get enough
566
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,881
* And if you move real slow
567
00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:17,517
* I'll let it go
Oh.
568
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,119
* I'm so excited
(clears throat)
569
00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,388
* And I just can't hide it...
570
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:23,089
Oh, okay.
571
00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,424
Oh, guys.
572
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,259
* I'm about to lose control
573
00:20:26,293 --> 00:20:28,695
* And I think I like it
574
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,431
* I'm so excited
I'm out of here.
575
00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:33,566
* And I just can't hide it
576
00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,802
* And I know, I know
577
00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:37,136
* I know, I know, I know
578
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,372
* I want you...
Oh, boy.
579
00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,640
Well said.
580
00:20:40,673 --> 00:20:44,477
* We shouldn't even think
about tomorrow *
581
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:47,480
* Sweet memories will last
a long, long time... *
582
00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:48,815
I'm sorry.
583
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:50,116
Thank you!
584
00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:52,619
* We'll have a good time, baby
585
00:20:52,652 --> 00:20:55,121
* Don't you worry
586
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,624
* And if we're still
playing around *
587
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,826
* Boy, that's just fine
588
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,329
* Let's get excited
589
00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,632
* We just can't hide it
590
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,100
* I'm about to lose control
591
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,837
* And I think I like it
592
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:13,306
* I'm so excited
593
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:15,274
* And I just can't hide it.
594
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:37,430
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595
00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,367
(Eric and woman screaming)
596
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:46,005
WOMAN:
Wait, why are you screaming?
597
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,374
Good night.
598
00:21:47,407 --> 00:21:49,175
Hmm.
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