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- Previously on "Awkward"...

- Hey, Jenna, did you write
a super-detailed post

about our relationship
on Idea Bin?

You had no right to do this.
- I want my article taken down.

"He will always be
my first true love

and that'’s something
you never forget."

- There'’s a red eye for $300.

- I can'’t believe
it'’s already time

to think about your ticket
back to school.

Where did the summer go?

- I'’m working,
you'’re studying,

my skin saw more sun in Maine
than it does in California

and I barely spend
any time with Morgan.

- That'’s probably a good thing.
- Wait, what?

See, I knew you didn'’t
trust me with her.

I'’ll hold her for,
like, 10 seconds,

and then you rush over
to take her from me.

I'’m not the most coordinated
person in the world,

but I can safely hold a baby.

She'’s not gonna break.

- I meant the sun.
You don'’t tan well.

- So you do trust me with her?

- You don'’t need to worry
about taking care of a baby.

- But Lissa'’s,
like, my age,

and you leave her
with Morgan all day.

- That is different.

Lissa is very motherly.

- Why, because she dresses
like an Easter egg

and makes a to-do list?

I mean,
I can be motherly.

- Sweetie, you cut off the heads
to all your Bratz dolls.

- Their faces were
scary as hell.

Look...

here, at least let me
hold her while your cooking.

You'’ve got your hands full.

- [grunting]

Ugh!
Spaetzle!

- Okay, I think
that means "spatula."

- All German sounds
like cussing.

Here, take her.

- [cooing]

- See?
Very motherly.

Oh, oh--oh, God.
That'’s my boob.

Mom, take her.
She'’s eating me.

Hey, hey.
This dairy'’s closed.

Ah! Oh!

[keyboard clacks]

[booms]

[upbeat music]

- [gasps]
Oh, yum--apple sauce.

- Where do you put it all, girl?

- In my tummy, where it goes.
Duh.

- Lace, pack a bag.

We are going to the Mermaid Inn
for the night.

Surprise.

- Oh, sweetie,
that is so romantic,

but I don'’t know,

taking a baby up the coast?

- Which is why we'’re
leaving her here.

- What?

- And having some
much deserved us time.

- She'’s not ready.
- Aw, she'’ll be fine.

- Okay, I'’m not ready.

- Don'’t worry, Lissa will be
here with her the whole time.

- Oh, no,
actually, I can'’t.

I'’m having an early dinner
with my mom

and her new boyfriend.

- If you'’re going to dinner,

why are you eating bread?

- Because I'’m going to dinner.

Mommy says a lady should never

eat out of the bread basket
at a restaurant,

which is hard,
because I really love bread.

- I don'’t think
that'’s the point.

- Sorry, Kev,
looks like we can'’t go.

- Hello?
- Yeah, hello?

We can call the sitting service.

- Ugh, they always
leave the house

smelling like borscht.

No.
- Um, there is another option.

- What about my cousins
in Irvine?

- They'’re in Hawaii.

Am I the only one who
reads the family emails?

- What about me?

- Oh, um, thanks, Jenna,

but you don'’t to be
tied down babysitting.

- No.

- You should be out with
your friends, having fun.

- Yeah.
- Oh, come on, I'’m free.

- Oh, honey, you know
how much we appreciate

that you don'’t often have
plans on the weekends,

but we just don'’t know
if you'’re mature enough

to handle all of this
on your own.

- Okay, my boyfriend'’s at
a family wedding this weekend,

but thanks for that.

What I meant is
that I'’m free.

You don'’t have to pay me.

- That is a big plus.
- Okay, we'’ll give you a shot.

♪♪

- It'’s so good to see you.
- So good to see you.

- I missed you.
- I missed you.

- All right, do you
realize you'’re just

repeating everything I say?

- Sorry, it'’s just
everything you'’re saying

is true for me too.

- So while I was
in Bora Bora...

- Ah, you just
repeated yourself.

- I had a lot of time
to think,

and I want
to ask you something.

- Yes, I absolutely
want to be exclusive.

- Sure, yeah.
Yeah, we'’re getting there,

but that wasn'’t what
I wanted to ask.

I really want you
to meet my friends.

They can be a little
intimidating.

They don'’t usually like
the girls I date,

but, come on,
who could not like you?

So don'’t be nervous.

- Oh, I'’m not.
Friends love me.

Bring on Chad and Tad
and Brad.

- Actually, their names are
Siggy, Boots, and Tinsley.

They'’re my girl friends.

They'’re throwing a clambake
in Malibu.

You think you can come?

- Girl friends?
- Oh, I grew up with them.

They'’re like sisters.

- Oh, no, I'’m not worried
about that.

It'’s just--girls.

You know, we can be a little
judgy and critical,

and what if I don'’t have
the right shoes

or the right clothes...
for a clambake?

I mean, I left most
of my beachwear

at my parents'’ beach house
on the Cape,

but I'’ll be fine.

Nothing a trip to Barneys
can'’t cure.

- Cool, and, hey,
I get it about girls.

If you feel outnumbered,
bring a friend.

- Great.
When is this clambake, anyway?

- Tonight.
- Great.

- I am so glad my baby'’s
finally meeting my baby.

[giggling]

- Dinner when
it'’s still light out.

How romantic.

Oh, Carl, is that a pager?
- Sure is, sweetheart.

- Mommy didn'’t tell me
you were a doctor.

- Oh, I'’m not,
but I do save lives.

- He owns the largest
hygienic paper goods company

in California.

Someday, so will I.

- Paper.
So like, um, stationary?

I always wish I'’d lived
in the olden days

of letter writing.

- No, hygienic paper.
- Toilet seat covers.

They minimize the spread
of fecal-borne disease.

They'’re a huge business

and Dad'’s got
the market cornered.

Bread?

- Baby wipes are in here,

and you know how to use
the bottle warmer.

- Well, let'’s make sure we'’ve
covered all the bases.

- Oh,
when putting her to sleep,

you have to hit the four B'’s:

bath, bottle, book, bed,
in that order.

- Uh, car'’s been running
for 20 minutes.

I'’ve got an idea,
let'’s go.

- We are.
I'’m just finishing.

- Oh! Okay.

This is the last thing,
but it'’s by far

the most important: you must
have her to sleep at 7:30.

Not to bed, to sleep.

If not, she gets a second wind
around 8:15,

and she gets really
hyper and playful

and it may seem cute
and it may seem fun,

but you want to know
what'’s not fun?

Being up until 4:30
in the goddamn morning.

- Got it, Mom.
Have a wonderful time.

- Are you sure?
- [groans]

- Yeah, I'’m sure.
- Okay.

[upbeat music]

[door closes]

- We'’re gonna be just fine,right?

- [crying]

- [belches]

- So Lissa,
are you seeing anyone?

- I was, um...

but I broke it off.

He just wasn'’t ambitious
enough for me.

- Good evening, Mrs. Miller.
Lissa.

- Nice to see you, Jake.
We'’re fine.

Did you need something,
Jake?

- Oh, uh, no.

I guess,
enjoy your meal.

- I have a announcementto make.

Tonight wasn'’t just about
our families

meeting for
the very first time.

I wanted you both to be here
when I did this.

[clears throat]

[upbeat music]

Lesley Ann Miller,

will you marry me?

- Oh, wow, Carl,
it'’s obviously too--

- Yes!
[both laugh]

Yes, I will!
- Oh, yeah!

- Oh, baby!
- Yeah, yeah!

[applause]

- [giggling]
Congrats, you two.

I'’m so happy I could--

- [crying]

- Shh, don'’t cry.
Don'’t cry.

Luke, this is hell.

- Have you tried rubbing
ice on her gums?

- Is that a thing?
- I actually have no idea.

You rub something
on their gums.

They'’re cutting the cake.
I got to get back.

- Okay, have fun.
Bye.

- [crying]

- Once upon a time,
there was a beautiful princess

named Morgan,
and she was pretty,

and perfect, and destined
for a life of happiness.

- [farts]
[crying]

- Ew.

So my parents thought I wasn'’t
mature enough for this?

I'’d show them.

- [crying]

- Oh...

I wasn'’t going to give up.

Bath...

bottle...
book...

bed.
I wasn'’t going to break.

[upbeat music]

[doorbell rings]

Crap.

♪

- Matty!

I wasn'’t going to cry,

but apparently, Morgan was.
- [crying]

- [crying]
- What are you doing here?

- Uh, your mom and I are
supposed to work on

her German project tonight.

- Sorry,
my dad surprised her

with some inn for the night.

I think she left you
some notes, though.

Can you take her for a second?

Here. Okay.
- Hi. Hi.

- Okay.

- [cooing]

- There you go.

- Okay.

- [wailing]
- What the hell?

[cell phone ringing]

[bleep], it'’s my mom.

Morgan'’s supposed
to be asleep by now.

- Good luck with that.
Thanks for the notes.

- Wait.

Can you please take her
for, like, two seconds,

and then you go right back
to being mad at me?

My mom didn'’t think
I'’d be able to do this,

and I really don'’t want
to prove her right.

I mean, you'’re
kind of the reason

she'’s awake right now.

Can you please just keep her
quiet for, like, two minutes?

Matty, I'’m begging you.

- [wailing]

- Then you can go right back
to being mad at me.

- Yeah, fine.

[lively music]

♪

- Hey, what'’s up?

- Is she asleep yet?

- Uh, yeah.
Did the four B'’s.

She was basically passed out
by B three.

- Really?
- Yup.

It went super smooth.

Easy-peasy, Mr. McFeezy.

- What else has happened
since I left?

- [sighs]

- Thanks for coming with me,
you guys.

I'’m kind of Judge Dredd-ing
meeting Patrick'’s girlfriends.

- They'’re just rich bitches.

Don'’t get in your head
about it.

Although I'’m not sure
I would wear

the signature print with
the statement belt

and the statement bag.

- But I want to make
a statement.

- What'’s the statement,
that you'’re a desperado?

- I don'’t know the rules.

Patrick'’s best friend is
the heir to a banking fortune,

but he wears red pants
with holes in them,

and he drives a 1998 Saab.

- Yeah, sounds about right.

Here, hold still.

Just care less,
and you'’ll be fine.

[jazz music]

- I thought you said
this was a cookout.

- Cookout, clambake--
same diff.

- Not same diff--
very different diff!

These girls are just
shallow, entitled--

Oh, my God, Caldwell!

Good to see you!
- You too!

[giggling]

- Wow, Mom.

I had been talking to my mom
for a solid 20 minutes,

which meant Matty had done me
a major solid

watching Morgan this long.

I had to find a way
to hang up.

Mom, I, uh...

I have to poop.
- Ew, Jenna!

Just say you have to go.

- Okay, bye.

I didn'’t hear crying,

which meant Morgan
must be asleep.

I owed Matty big time.

Thank you.

- No worries.
She'’s doing great.

[humming]

- She'’s awake...

and playful.

- What'’s the problem?
It'’s cute.

- It'’s not cute.
It'’s the second wind.

[dramatic music]

- He did well.

I never would have chosen
cushion cut,

but hey, a few years ago,
I never would have chosen Carl.

- Mommy, do you even love--

- I love that he'’s
a man of faith--

and a good provider.

Those...

mm-mm seat covers have
made him very wealthy.

- Is that why you'’re
marrying him?

- Lululemons don'’t grow
on trees, sweetie.

And neither does our mortgage.

[sighs]
It'’s either marry Carl,

or move to San Pedro,

and while they have
a great Whole Foods,

it'’s--it'’s not for me.

- But marriage is about love.

- Well, you dropped out
of school, bunny boots.

If you want to be
a Palos Hills mom,

this is what it takes.

You'’re going to need a Carl.

So I'’d consider Carl'’s junior.

- [cooing]

- Okay, four B'’s.

Bottle, book--
you know what?

I don'’t need a book.

Once upon a time, there was
a beautiful princess

who was kind and calm
and tired--

- [crying]
[spits up]

- Oh, my God, Matty,
I'’m so sorry.

So gross.
- It'’s okay.

- [crying]

- It'’s okay.

Ooh, it'’s okay.

I got her.
I got her.

- My friendship with Matty
was strained in the present

and my relationship with Matty
was left in the past,

but as he held Morgan,

I got an image of what
our future

could have looked like.

And it was not a bad view.

- Uh, Jenna?

Does that make sense?
- Huh? What?

- I was saying she'’s calm now

because babies like to go
skin to skin.

It calms them.

Shh.
Let'’s go.

[gentle music]

♪

- I didn'’t realize you knew
so much about babies.

- There'’s a lot things
you didn'’t realize.

- I said I was sorry
about the article.

- Well, then I guess that makes
everything better, then.

- I know you'’re still pissed,

but can we please keep it
to soothing tones?

- [whispering]
My brother resurfaced this year

with a new girlfriend

and a newborn,
so I'’ve been

helping out with the baby
whenever I'’m home.

- I didn'’t know that.
- Why would you?

You never asked
how I was doing.

Never even checked in once.

And then you write that article.

- I know, and I regret
that a lot.

How long are you
gonna stay mad?

- Is my anger an inconvenience?

I'’m sorry, Jenna--oh, does that
make it instantly better?

"I'’m sorry"?

You know what?

I don'’t know why
I'’m even helping you.

I'’m out of here.
- [crying]

- Matty, wait.

- It seemed I couldn'’t do
anything right.

Not with Matty
and definitely not with Morgan.

My mom was right.

I couldn'’t handle this
on my own.

Matty was the one
who knew all the tricks.

- [crying]

- Okay, okay--
I hear you.

Here comes some skin.

It'’ll all be okay, Morgan.

Shh.
There, there.

- [crying]

- It'’ll all be okay.

- God, it has been absolute ages
since Chincoteague.

- Do you still ride?

- Every chance I get.

- Oh, good.

You are so talented.

- Oh, she is.

- I am dying for a Negroni.

You want?

- Sorry about all
that horse talk.

You must be so bored.

I know these aren'’t
exactly your people.

- Why not?
- Oh, come on.

I'’m sure no one else here
vacations in Guadalajara.

- Hey, aren'’t you Sergio--

from Sergio'’s Hot Tamales?

- Oh, my God, you catered
my friend Whitney'’s pool party.

I love you.
I want to marry your tamales.

You have to meet the chef.

Wolfy, I'’m obsessed
with this guy.

- Once upon a time,

there was a girl who--well...

royally screwed up
with a boy.

You might even call him
a prince.

She really cared
about the boy,

but she kept doing things
that made him think she didn'’t.

[somber music]

He was the one person
in her life

who was always there for her,

even when she didn'’t
know she needed him.

She wanted to be friends
with him,

but she ruined it,
because she was an idiot.

♪

All right,
I want you to meet

Siggy, Boots, and Tinsley.

Guys, this is Tamara.

- Hi, I brought s'’mores.

- [laughs]
Oh, that'’s cute,

but Wolfy doesn'’t
allow outside food.

- All right, well, you all have
a ton in common.

Tamara has a place
in the Village.

all: Cute.

- She goes to NYU.
all: Cute.

- Oh, and she'’s crushing it
at her job.

She works at Idea Bin.
all: Cute.

- Hey, Pat, we need a fourth
for cornhole.

Chop chop.
- Sorry, babe, be right back.

- It'’s cute how you
have a job.

- But, like, why, though?
- Oh, it'’s not a job-job.

It'’s an unpaid internship.
- Oh.

- Yeah, it'’s like,
"Thanks, Mom and Dad."

Could you imagine
working for a living?

- Like, actually, no.

[gentle music]

♪

[whispering]
- Hey, sorry, I fell asleep.

Babies are exhausting.

- Shh.

It'’s okay, I'’ll take her.

♪♪

[yawns]

- I'’m beat, but you two
should go paint the town

whatever color
you kids paint it these days.

- [giggling]
We won'’t wait up.

- Ho ho!

- Hey, we should hit
Lucky Chuck'’s Pong and Pucks.

I have a VIP membership, so
we never have to wait in line.

- Oh, sorry, um, I promised
my friend I'’d help him.

Right, Jake?

- Lissa promised to help
with the dinner napkins.

Folding emergency.

- Nice to meet you.

- I don'’t know what'’s going on,

but I hope
that you won'’t bring any more

of your dates here
in the future.

- You saved me from Lucky
Chuck'’s Pong and Pucks, Jake.

Lucky Chuck'’s!
- Jesus, that is bad.

- I'’ve been sorely misguided
in my life goals, Jake.

I don'’t want to be
a Palos Hills mom.

All the Lululemons
in the world

couldn'’t turn that [bleep]
into lemonade.

Oh, I'’ve seen the light.
I have seen the light.

Thank God Almighty,
I have seen the light.

- I have too.

I'’m a townie.

That'’s what the girl
I slept with after you said.

By the way,
I slept with a girl after you.

- Who?
- What do you care?

You broke up with me,
remember?

- No one calls you a townie.

- It'’s true, though.

I'’m not ambitious enough.

You basically said the same
thing to me when we broke up.

- I'’m sorry.
That was wrong of me.

Now, who is she?
I'’ll cut a bitch!

- So Tam,
your skin is amazing.

- Do you do vampire facials,

where they put the blood plasma
on your face?

- I totally do.

- Perf. We'’ve got appointments
tomorrow in Bev Hills

and Siggy can'’t go '’cause
her Pomeranian ate a grape.

- Aww, you guys.I'’m in.

- [giggling]
Cool.

- Just Venmo me 15 for my slot.

- Dollars?
- Yeah, $1,500.

- [chuckles nervously]

[gentle music]

♪

[cell phone ringing]

- [sighs]

Matty had stayed all night
just to help me.

For someone who was
so angry with me,

it was surprising,
to say the least.

- Mom, hey.

Yeah, see you soon.

Even more surprising would be
if my parents came home

to find me and Matty
half naked in bed together.

Matty, get up.

My parents will be home
in 10 minutes.

- What?

- We have to get everything
cleaned up--now.

- No, the one time I'’m here
for innocent reasons.

- Ha, very funny.
Hey, where'’s your shirt?

- Oh, [bleep].
Where is my shirt?

- Quick, go out the back.
[car door closes]

- Uh, uh, the German notes.

[car alarm chirps]

- Hey, Matty.

Thanks again for everything.
[door closes]

- We'’re home!

[lively music]

♪

- Hey, '’sup, guys?

[gentle music]

♪

- I'’m impressed, kiddo.

The house is still
in one piece.

♪

- So is the baby.

I'’m half tempted to pay you.

- Well, I'’d make you
if it wasn'’t so easy.

- I'’m sorry
for misjudging you.

I didn'’t think you could
pull it off, but you did.

All by yourself.

- Well, that'’ll teach you
to never doubt me again.

- ♪My love is a fierce love ♪

♪♪

- By the way,
did Matty stop by?

- What? Why would Matty stop by?
I'’m with Luke now.

- Um, I know.

He was supposed to pick up
our German notes.

- Oh, right.

Yeah, he stopped by, like,
right after you left.

- Okay. Good.

♪

- My parents believed I had
succeeded on my own,

but the truth was, I couldn'’t
have done it without Matty.

Why did that feel like
such a shameful secret?

I suddenly realized
the shameful secret

wasn'’t that I needed
Matty'’s help.

It was that I wanted it.

♪

- Next on "Awkward"...

Luke was a guy
I wanted to be with

for the foreseeable future.

- Let'’s move in together.

- Did you just invite yourself

to move into
my studio apartment?

- I need you to loan me
some money.

- No.
- Are you ready?

- I have plans with Lizzy.
She wants me to come with her

to this book party.
- As her date?

- So what are
you guys celebrating?

- I am moving in with Luke
for the rest of the summer.