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- Previously on "Awkward"...
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- I can offer you a couple
shifts at the country club.
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- I'm in.
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I'm sorry about
how everything went down.
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- How about a secret party
tonight at the 16th tee?
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- I felt guilty about
not inviting Jake to the party.
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- What's going on out here?
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- Great party.
- You're fired.
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- Against all odds,
my friendship with Matty
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was stronger than ever.
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He'd even admitted to me
that I was right
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to tell him
not to transfer to Wycoff.
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It felt great,
or at least it would have
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if I didn't feel so bad
about getting Jake fired.
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And if I wasn't
so worried about work.
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And if I didn't have a hangover
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the size of a small country.
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I feel awful.
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This is the worst thing
we've ever done to Jake.
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- [clears throat]
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- Okay, this is
the second-worst thing
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we've ever done to Jake.
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- I keep trying to reach him,
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but he's straight-up icing me.
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- You've reached Jake Rosati,
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Palos Hills Country Club
manager.
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Leave a message.
- Jake.
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Again, we are all so, so sorry
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for getting you fired and not
inviting you to the party.
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We are jerks.
Come on, guys.
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Tell Jake what jerks we are.
- We're the biggest jerks.
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- Jake, come get
breakfast with us.
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- Apologies, bitch.
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- Everyone, please stop yelling.
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- Just call me.
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That's like
the eighth message I've left.
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He must be super pissed.
- We have to fix this.
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- The only fix
for this kind of hangover
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is hair of the dog.
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- Oh, my God.
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That's it.
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Fix the negative effects
of booze
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with more booze.
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- Yeah, man.
That's just science.
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- No, no, no, Jake's mad at us
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for not inviting him
to our party,
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so let's throw him a party.
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- Put 'em up, Jenna.
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Citizen's arrest
by the logic police.
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Jake isn't answering
texts or calls,
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you think he's gonna
answer an e-vite?
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- It'll be a surprise party.
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- In fact, since he just
missed a kickback,
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let's take it up a notch
and throw him a rager.
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- We'll make it up to Jake.
It'll be a Jake-up.
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Or is that
when I broke up with him?
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- And I'll host--my parents
are taking Morgan
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to see her grandparents
this weekend,
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and I already bailed
because their house
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always smells like instant soup.
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- I'll get the booze.
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- [moans]
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- I'll take this
when you're ready.
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- Oh, [bleep], my wallet's
in my locker at the club.
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- So are our purses.
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- In my car, at the club.
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- Looks like it's time
to dine and ditch.
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On three.
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Three!
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- [bleep]
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- Cash or charge, hon?
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[typewriter sounds]
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- Oh, I just love
matching socks.
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Here's your friend,
Señor Stripey!
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Oh, and here's your husband,
Mrs. Polka Dots.
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- I can't believe those
ass[bleep]!
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First, they do a terrible job,
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and then they have a party
without me,
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and then they get me
[bleep] fired.
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- So mean!
- And they don't even get it!
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For them, it's a summer job,
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but for me, it's a career.
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- I don't know, Jakey.
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Maybe this was a good thing.
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- How is me getting fired
possibly a good thing?
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- Think of the job
at the country club like
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a tiny house with no
gift-wrapping room.
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It's just a starter!
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Now you can move on
to bigger and better things.
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- Like what?
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- My daddy's boyfriend has
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this amazing start-up company
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where they wear
really colorful shirts
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and fun sneakers,
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and you look so cute
in brights.
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- What does the start-up
actually do?
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- Unclear, but whatever it is,
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it pays way better
than the country club.
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- [sighs]
- Come on, Jake.
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Don't you want to try
something new?
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- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I don't need
the stupid country club.
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You are the best.
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- You are the best.
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That's what Don DeLillo
said to me
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after reading my searing memoir
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about my struggle with
sex addiction.
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But then he asked me,
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"Who is the next you?
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Who's the voice
of their generation?"
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And I realized I didn't know!
[phone dings]
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Jenna.
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Are you with me?
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- Always, Lizzy.
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- And I appreciate the support.
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That's why I started Idea Bin,
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so that I could nurture
the next generation of writers.
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And looking around
at some of you,
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I can see I have done
just that.
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Mia. Max.
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Luke. Ophelia.
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You have all exceeded
my expectations.
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- Wait, what about me?
Did I miss something?
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Have I not exceeded
Lizzy's expectations?
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Or have I not met them?
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- For the first time
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in Idea Bin's storied
three-year history,
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we want to give
one of our editorial fellows
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the opportunity to write
an e-book for us.
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Now, I think there's
an obvious choice.
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That being said,
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it is anyone's game.
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Most people's game.
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People who have had multiple
bylines' game.
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- Oh, God.
I wasn't meeting expectations.
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That's not fair.
Maybe I'm just a late bloomer.
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- Ophelia, what advice
do you have
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for fellows who are
feeling blocked?
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- Dig deep.
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Write about the most personal
things in your life,
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the things that you have
really learned from.
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For me, it was the time
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that I had dinner
with my therapist.
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Well, outside of the restaurant
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where he was having dinner.
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Unbeknownst to him.
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[phone dings]
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- Dig deep.
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Personal. Life lessons.
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Okay, I knew
what to write about.
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- I've had an easier time
getting on the list at Teflon
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than getting a goddamn soda
here today.
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I want a soda!
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This place was way better off
when Jake was here.
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- Of course it was.
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I can't wait for his party.
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He's gonna come over
to the Hamiltons'
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and thinks we're
gonna have sex,
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but it's a party.
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And then, probably sex.
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- Please never speak to me
about your disgusting sex life
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with that human milkshake again.
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It's actually making me
less excited
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to hook up with Sergio--J/K!
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Nothing could make me
less excited
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to hook up with Sergio.
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- You haven't yet?
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- I was dealing with the red
menace on the fourth,
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and then his stupid tamale truck
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got a gig in Palm Springs
for the week.
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But at the party?
It is on.
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- Yay, sex!
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- Yes, Lissa. Yay, sex.
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And yay me, because
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I'll get my own goddamn soda!
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Un-[bleep]-believable.
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- I could barely believe it,
but after 24 hours
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of drowning in a pool
of self-reflection,
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I'd emerged with a piece
I was really proud of.
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It was about Matty.
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How we'd gone through
the ringer as a couple,
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how I thought
we'd never speak again
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after the Wycoff Incident,
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and how finally, miraculously,
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we'd become real friends.
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I liked it,
but would anyone else?
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Check your email.
I just sent you something.
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Really had to dig deep
for this one.
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- [sighs]
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"From Lovers to Friends
to Lovers to Friends.
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For Real This Time."
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Oh.
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Excited to read.
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Look, I know things have been
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a little rough for you here,
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but you can write.
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Believe in yourself.
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And, just in case,
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it's been great
working with you.
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- Wait, what?
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- Babe, you got to pick up
what Lizzy's throwing down.
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I mean, if your next piece
doesn't go
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"Contagion"-level viral,
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you're gonna go
from editorial fellowship
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to ad sales, and
I think we both know
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you're not exactly
Donna Draper.
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- Matty and I
had worked together
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to make this party happen.
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We were even a team
with Luke and Sully.
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It was a little
"Twilight Zone," but hey,
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not every episode of that show
was sinister, right?
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I actually don't know
the answer to that question.
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- I got him Fireblast
because we got him fired.
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- Oh, my God. Fireblast.
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I haven't had that since
that time in junior year.
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- "No, no, I can totally
do gymnastics!
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You don't even know!"
- Stop!
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- Okay, Jake will be here
in a few hours.
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I sent him out to buy
some interview clothes,
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which should keep him busy
for a while.
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He keeps texting me pictures
of bright shirts
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asking if they look
too flashy.
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- So late, so sorry.
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The bakery did not understand
what I meant
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when I said
"Monday morning at 'GQ'
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meets Rick Owens
at an ice cream shop,"
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so I had to overhaul
the whole design concept.
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- I'm very sure
he'll notice that.
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- I don't know, when I think
Jake, I think "GQ."
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- You guys can keep
LOL-ing in the deep,
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but the good news is people
are arriving by the carful.
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[doorbell rings]
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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- Oh! You're hot as hell!
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- I know, right?
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Ow!
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Um, what was that?
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- Oh, sorry.
You didn't like it?
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- I didn't say that.
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It's just...new.
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- Yeah, like that little thing
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you're doing with your tongue,
eh?
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- Well, maybe I learned
some new tricks
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while we were broken up.
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- Well, maybe I did too.
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[hip-hop music playing]
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- Do you think I'd be good
in ad sales?
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- Honesty or politeness?
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- I know.
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Oh, God.
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Someone's drinking tequila
out of Morgan's bottle.
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Sully, use a red cup!
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- [gags]
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- God, am I glad to see you.
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- Patrick!
What are you doing here?
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- My friend Parker brought me.
258
00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,080
And thank God, I was so
pissed off at myself
259
00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:35,348
for not getting your number
at the club the other day.
260
00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,850
- Really?
- Well, yeah.
261
00:08:36,850 --> 00:08:38,385
A cute girl
who's here for the summer
262
00:08:38,385 --> 00:08:39,820
and lives in New York?
263
00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:42,590
I was an idiot.
- Well, don't oversell yourself.
264
00:08:42,590 --> 00:08:44,157
You live in Princeton,
not New York.
265
00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:45,593
- All right, every chance I get,
266
00:08:45,593 --> 00:08:48,095
I'm at my parents' place
on 80th and Park.
267
00:08:48,095 --> 00:08:50,197
- Hello, Upper East Sider!
268
00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:51,331
I'm in Washington Square.
269
00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,866
- Oh, near the dorms.
270
00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,803
- Yeah, really near the dorms.
271
00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:57,504
- Ooh, is that annoying?
272
00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,706
- Honestly, it drives me crazy.
273
00:08:58,706 --> 00:09:00,407
I'm actually thinking
about moving
274
00:09:00,407 --> 00:09:01,742
up near the High Line.
275
00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,844
- Oh, that's so much more chill.
- Yeah.
276
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,579
- Ugh, you need to chill.
277
00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:07,314
That lip-biting
thing you just did?
278
00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,282
What tamale trollop
taught you that?
279
00:09:09,282 --> 00:09:10,884
- I don't know, Sadie.
280
00:09:10,884 --> 00:09:13,186
What Manhattan douche bag
taught you that neck thing?
281
00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,588
- You and I weren't together!
282
00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:17,791
- No duh.
Same thing goes for me.
283
00:09:17,791 --> 00:09:19,760
- He's walking up now!
- Be quiet. Be quiet.
284
00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:20,794
- Everyone hide.
285
00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:23,330
- Let's just go surprise Jake.
286
00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:25,032
- Why not?
287
00:09:25,032 --> 00:09:26,566
Tonight's full of surprises.
288
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,001
- Babe, I got
some bright shirts,
289
00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,704
but I don't think
yellow's my color.
290
00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:33,406
all: Surprise!
291
00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,475
- What is this?
- We're so sorry.
292
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,944
- And we wanted
to make it up to you.
293
00:09:36,944 --> 00:09:38,378
- Come on, guys.
294
00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:41,148
This is a nice gesture,
but you got me fired.
295
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,483
- We know, which is why...
296
00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,755
We got you this.
- Hey!
297
00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:50,457
- You know, if you think
a [bleep]-ton of beer
298
00:09:50,457 --> 00:09:54,394
and a cake
is gonna make up for this...
299
00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,196
You're totally right!
all: Hey!
300
00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:58,365
- Thanks, guys.
[all cheering]
301
00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,833
- It had taken half the summer,
302
00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,735
but things were
back to normal now.
303
00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:04,137
Better than normal,
because normal was drama,
304
00:10:04,137 --> 00:10:05,739
and there was no drama here.
305
00:10:05,739 --> 00:10:07,675
[phone dings]
306
00:10:10,911 --> 00:10:12,345
Oh, my God.
307
00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,114
Oh, my God, oh, my God,
oh, my God.
308
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,883
My piece is on the front page.
309
00:10:15,883 --> 00:10:17,484
- Babe, that's amazing.
310
00:10:17,484 --> 00:10:19,619
Front page, that means they
think you're gonna go viral.
311
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,088
- I never thought
I'd be so happy to hear
312
00:10:21,088 --> 00:10:23,056
"You" and "viral"
in the same sentence,
313
00:10:23,056 --> 00:10:25,693
but I couldn't wait to see
my name on the front page,
314
00:10:25,693 --> 00:10:28,161
and to share my news
with the whole party.
315
00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:31,965
Guys, guys. Huge news.
316
00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:34,968
[dramatic music]
317
00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:39,272
*
318
00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:41,074
Jake's the best!
319
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,977
Yay!
[all cheering]
320
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:52,652
- My piece about Matty was
my first Idea Bin front-pager,
321
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,421
but instead of partying,
I was panicking.
322
00:10:54,421 --> 00:10:56,356
Ethan's headline edit
had turned my piece
323
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:59,226
about Matty from a platonic
love letter to a poison pen.
324
00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:01,228
I can't believe
Ethan would do this.
325
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:03,396
My title was
"From Lovers to Friends
326
00:11:03,396 --> 00:11:05,598
to Lovers to Friends.
For Real This Time."
327
00:11:05,598 --> 00:11:07,167
- I mean, it's not
exactly clickbait.
328
00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,136
Ethan probably just thought
your title was soft,
329
00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:10,470
so he went with something
that would
330
00:11:10,470 --> 00:11:12,005
give your piece
a chance to go viral.
331
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:13,173
That means he believes in you.
332
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,842
- But I would never call Matty
333
00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,977
"My loser ex."
334
00:11:16,977 --> 00:11:18,145
I should just call Ethan.
335
00:11:18,145 --> 00:11:19,346
- Jenna, be real.
336
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,981
This is your first big
solo post.
337
00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:22,415
- But what if Matty sees it?
338
00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,984
- You think Matty
reads Idea Bin?
339
00:11:23,984 --> 00:11:25,185
[laughter]
- Get out of the way!
340
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:27,788
- Yeah, hey--oh!
- [snorts] Come on.
341
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,589
This post is a good thing.
342
00:11:29,589 --> 00:11:30,791
I'm really proud of you.
343
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:33,160
- Really?
- Really.
344
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,494
- Luke was right.
345
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:37,164
This was a good thing, right?
Right.
346
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,566
Anyway, I'd disguised
Matty's identity.
347
00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,968
Maybe it would be okay.
348
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:44,204
- I'm going to get us
something to toast with, hmm?
349
00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:47,941
Hey, buddy.
350
00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,810
Strong start. Very casual.
351
00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:51,344
So, you bummed about
352
00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:53,113
not working at the country club
anymore?
353
00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,748
- Eh, I'll find something else.
354
00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:56,016
- I'm not bummed.
355
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,184
I don't need the country club.
356
00:11:57,184 --> 00:11:58,685
I don't miss it at all.
357
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,220
- Cool. Yeah.
358
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:03,590
I'm just excited to be
100% focused on Idea Bin.
359
00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,927
Speaking of which,
do you guys ever read that?
360
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,361
Just curious.
361
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:09,429
- I don't.
362
00:12:09,429 --> 00:12:10,931
If I wanted to hear
some college kid
363
00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:13,166
whining about how
being 19 was hard,
364
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,468
I'd ask Tamara.
365
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,304
[chuckles]
366
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,006
- What about you, Matty?
- I don't.
367
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,373
Is that terrible?
368
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,909
If there's something
that you wrote
369
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:22,910
that you want me to read--
370
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,377
- No way, Jose.
371
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:26,746
Great job, Jenna.
Killing it.
372
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,382
I mean, it's just some dumb
website for writers.
373
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,051
And Jake's right, it's really
374
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:33,386
just a bunch of college kids
whining.
375
00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,587
So boring.
376
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,789
- Woof!
- Oh!
377
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,757
I am wasted.
378
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,692
No more tequila for me.
379
00:12:39,692 --> 00:12:41,328
Who wants vodka?
380
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,930
- Now that I was
reasonably sure
381
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:43,997
Matty wouldn't see my post,
382
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,532
I could enjoy my night.
383
00:12:45,532 --> 00:12:47,367
And look at my name
on the front page again.
384
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,502
- When in Russia...
- Whoo!
385
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:51,438
- Jenna.
386
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,376
- And, you know, Gran's not
getting any younger,
387
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,245
so I figured why not
spend the rest of the summer
388
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,847
with her here in Palos Hills.
389
00:12:59,847 --> 00:13:02,582
Plus, it's a dope base
for traveling the Pacific.
390
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,051
- So dope.
391
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,485
- Are you making fun of me?
- A little.
392
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,187
- Oh, okay,
well since you're so cool,
393
00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,588
what are you doing this summer?
394
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,223
- Working at Idea Bin.
395
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,758
Not for money.
Just interning.
396
00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:13,326
- Oh, that's so smart.
397
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:15,228
Money's not important.
It's about experience.
398
00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,030
- Uh-huh. Exactly.
399
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,232
- Tamara, Tamara, Tamara.
400
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:21,501
- [laughs] Jake, Jake, Jake.
401
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:23,403
Don't you want to go
talk to Lissa?
402
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,939
- I want you to know
that I don't blame you
403
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,507
for getting me fired.
404
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,376
[phone rings]
Mm.
405
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,178
Ah.
406
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,782
- Okay, I did think that
the staff at the country club
407
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:39,052
was a little weak,
but you had the manager fired?
408
00:13:39,052 --> 00:13:41,454
- He was way out of line.
409
00:13:41,454 --> 00:13:43,423
But I'm probably gonna try
to get him a job,
410
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,358
maybe with my parents' company
or something.
411
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,694
- You are so different than
most of the girls I meet.
412
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:49,062
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
413
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,064
They're all snobby, and,
414
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,900
like, 10% related to me.
415
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:54,267
- [laughs]
416
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:55,335
- Hey, listen.
417
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,037
I'm going to Bora Bora tomorrow,
418
00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:59,139
but can I take you out
when I'm back in town?
419
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,607
- I would love that.
420
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,441
[phone rings]
421
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:02,910
- This is Jake Rosati.
422
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:05,212
- I know who the hell it is.
Where the hell are you?
423
00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,314
I should be six margaritas
deep by now!
424
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,249
- Derek fired me
several days ago.
425
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:11,018
- That sober piece of [bleep].
426
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,186
Hold on.
427
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,022
Derek!
428
00:14:15,022 --> 00:14:17,457
- Miss Saxton?
- Here's the deal, dickweed.
429
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,858
Rosati's the best damn employee
430
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,960
this hell hole's ever had,
431
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,094
and if he's not back at work
432
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,695
with a 10% raise tomorrow,
433
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:24,831
I'll have no choice but to
complain to my husband,
434
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,866
and you wouldn't want that,
now would you?
435
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,069
- [exasperated breath]
436
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,570
I'll see you tomorrow, I guess?
437
00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:32,139
- Thank you.
438
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,307
Unh! Hey!
439
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:37,577
Dudes, that alcoholic Ally
got me my job back!
440
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,212
[cheering]
- Hell yeah!
441
00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:41,348
Best party ever!
442
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,656
- Sadita, it feels like maybe
443
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,458
we should talk about
what happened earlier.
444
00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,759
- What's there to talk about?
445
00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,761
You certainly had fun
without me.
446
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,096
- And you didn't?
447
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:57,797
Listen, we were
broken up for a while.
448
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,300
We both had lots of
different experiences.
449
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,402
- Lots?
- Sadita, come on.
450
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,204
You think this stays lonely?
451
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:05,838
- Well, for your information,
452
00:15:05,838 --> 00:15:08,175
neither does this.
453
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,576
- How unlonely
does that body stay?
454
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,012
- I don't know, how unlonely
does yours stay?
455
00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:14,414
- You asking for a number?
- Sure.
456
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,385
- Well, there's Chloe,
Madison, Ana...
457
00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,022
You know what?
458
00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:24,224
None of them were you.
459
00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,492
- Duh.
460
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:27,160
- We can have this conversation,
461
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,496
or we can go back to my place
462
00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:31,664
and enjoy the new tricks
we both learned,
463
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:34,201
without worrying about
how we learned them.
464
00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,769
- Let's get out of here.
465
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,272
All those girls sound
super trashy, by the way.
466
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,407
I only hooked up
with rich dudes
467
00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,009
with last names as first names.
468
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,143
[phone dings]
469
00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,711
- Hey. Here we go.
470
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:46,146
More beers!
471
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,148
- Yes. Thank you.
472
00:15:54,021 --> 00:15:55,522
- Mm.
473
00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,524
Jakey, I'm confused.
474
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,692
And not in the way
I usually am.
475
00:15:59,692 --> 00:16:00,893
- [chuckles]
476
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,262
Okay.
477
00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,331
- Why are you taking
the country club job back?
478
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,699
- It's a job,
and I'm good at it.
479
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:07,967
Plus, I got a raise.
480
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,271
- But I thought you wanted
something better.
481
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:13,240
- Wait, you're the one
who got me that job.
482
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:14,641
Now it's not good enough?
483
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,443
- Well, I just thought
it would be temporary.
484
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:17,810
You know, just to get you
out of the job
485
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,512
where you had to wear
the silly hat?
486
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:20,913
- Ah.
487
00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,982
- I didn't think it would
become a way of life.
488
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,918
Because it's not
the way of life I want.
489
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,655
I mean, you couldn't even
hang out with me on 4th of July.
490
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,290
- Well, it's what I want.
491
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,425
I feel like I fit in there.
492
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,230
- I think we should break up.
493
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:39,199
- Wait, what?
494
00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:41,601
- I don't think what you want
and what I want line up.
495
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:44,337
All my life, I've wanted to be
a Palos Hills mom.
496
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,905
And that doesn't mean
being married
497
00:16:45,905 --> 00:16:47,407
to a country club manager.
498
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,609
It means being married
to a country club member.
499
00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:52,712
- Jesus, Lissa!
- Don't bring him into it.
500
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,148
And it's about both of us
having the lives we want.
501
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,584
You shouldn't have to
change who you are,
502
00:16:57,584 --> 00:17:00,720
but neither should I.
503
00:17:04,491 --> 00:17:06,025
- This is insane.
504
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,727
You've gotten
100 new Twitter followers
505
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,930
since the last time
we refreshed it.
506
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:11,998
- The comments are loading
507
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:14,101
faster than I can read them.
508
00:17:14,101 --> 00:17:16,669
- "@IAmJennaHam is my new
509
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:21,474
hero/spirit animal/girl crush
for life!"
510
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,476
This is freakin' awesome.
511
00:17:23,476 --> 00:17:25,345
- It was freaking awesome.
512
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,114
My job at Idea Bin was safe.
513
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,982
Hell, maybe I even had
a shot at the e-book.
514
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,518
What would I call it?
515
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,052
"I Am Jenna Hamilton?"
516
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,487
"What I've Learned?"
517
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:35,855
"A Millennial's Guide
To Love And--"
518
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,857
- Hey, Jenna,
weird question, but,
519
00:17:37,857 --> 00:17:39,392
did you write
a super-detailed post
520
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,829
about our relationship
on Idea Bin?
521
00:17:42,829 --> 00:17:45,298
- I thought you didn't read it.
522
00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,633
- No, I don't.
But I do check my phone.
523
00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:48,601
It started blowing up
with new Twitter followers
524
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:51,204
and texts about the post.
525
00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,372
Nice headline, by the way.
526
00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,740
- It's horrible, I know,
527
00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,375
but they changed it on me
528
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:56,709
last-minute without telling me.
529
00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,045
It's totally not what I wrote.
530
00:17:59,045 --> 00:18:00,580
I think you'd actually
really like the article
531
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,149
if you just read it.
532
00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:03,583
- I don't care.
533
00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:07,287
You had no right to do this.
534
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,655
- That was you?
535
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:10,390
You're the ex
that [bleep] him up?
536
00:18:10,390 --> 00:18:12,091
I just thought you were
some second-tier
537
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,660
high school girlfriend.
538
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:18,765
You are a real bitch,
bitch.
539
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,603
[door opens and slams shut]
540
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,744
[door opens]
541
00:18:31,744 --> 00:18:33,680
- I'm gonna wait in the car.
542
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,918
- Look, I know
the title's bad,
543
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,820
but would you please
just read the article?
544
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,655
- Oh, you want to talk about
what's in the article?
545
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,324
Okay.
546
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,925
"In the end,
the most important thing
547
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,627
"I learned in college was this:
548
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:51,764
"sometimes, you know better
than the person you love.
549
00:18:51,764 --> 00:18:55,668
Sometimes it's up to you to
do the right thing for them."
550
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:57,837
It's condescending as hell,
Jenna.
551
00:18:57,837 --> 00:18:59,138
- I don't understand.
552
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,107
Just the other day,
you told me
553
00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,810
that I was right to tell you
not to transfer.
554
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,212
- Yes, I told you.
555
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,946
I didn't tell the world.
556
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,348
I'm--I'm not like you, Jenna.
557
00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:10,217
I don't want everybody
to know my business.
558
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,385
- I know, and that's why
I didn't use your name.
559
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,953
- Yeah, you called me "Mark"
and said
560
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,154
I was on a football scholarship.
561
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,056
Good [bleep] job.
562
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:19,259
There's a picture of me
in the comments.
563
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,093
- I didn't put
that picture up there.
564
00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,930
I didn't know any of that
could happen.
565
00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:26,933
All right? Just...
566
00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,436
It's been very hard at work,
567
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,304
and I thought
I was gonna get fired,
568
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,773
and so I was just trying
569
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:36,909
to write a true piece,
570
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:40,247
and dig deep.
571
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:42,715
To me, that is our break up
572
00:19:42,715 --> 00:19:44,384
and how it affected us.
573
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:48,788
- You don't know a single thing
about our break up!
574
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:52,124
I was destroyed.
575
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,561
And really [bleep] depressed.
576
00:19:54,561 --> 00:19:57,697
I thought about
dropping out of school.
577
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,766
You know, it took me a really,
really long time
578
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,100
to get back to good.
579
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:02,235
- Matty--
- No!
580
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,370
You never once checked in on me
581
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,804
to see how I was doing.
582
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:06,639
So I don't know why
you'd think you know
583
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:07,674
for a single second
584
00:20:07,674 --> 00:20:09,576
how this break up
affected me.
585
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,478
- Matty, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know--
586
00:20:11,478 --> 00:20:14,447
- Yeah, you know what?
I'm sorry too.
587
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,115
I'm sorry I thought
we could be friends,
588
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,250
because the reality is,
589
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,186
you haven't changed at all.
590
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,691
- I'm sorry!
591
00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:29,596
- Let's get out of here.
- Okay.
592
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:36,936
- I'm [bleep] sorry!
593
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,705
Okay?
594
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,640
[sniffles]
595
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,147
- Next on "Awkward"...
596
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,749
- Jake, this is Ophelia.
She's an amazing writer.
597
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,451
- Boyfriend? Stepbrother? Both?
- Uh, neither.
598
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:53,353
- There's something about
the article I want you to know.
599
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,121
- The article you said you were
gonna take down that's still up?
600
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:57,256
- Matt's pissed.
- Wow, so this is about Matty.
601
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,192
Matty is selfish if he
wants you to take it down.
602
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:04,230
- Your article got 300,000 hits.
- 300,000?
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