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- Previously on "Awkward"...
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- I'’m transferring
to Wycoff.
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- I don'’t know
if I want you here.
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I slept with Luke last night.
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- You know how this story ends.
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- I like him.
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- Can we have
this convo later?
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- Maybe I just
had to accept
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that we'’d both gone
in different directions.
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I think we should try again.
- Me too.
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- I was worried getting
back together with an ex
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would feel very
"been there, dated that,"
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but with Luke,
everything felt so exciting
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and brand-new.
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Maybe because
for the first time
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I wasn'’t thinking
about Matty.
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- Okay, time for
an intermission.
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We'’re late for work.
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- Work, right.
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I knew there was a reason
we were just standing here.
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- [clears throat]
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- ♪ Maybe I shouldn'’t
feel this way ♪
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- Hey, hons.
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Why are you so 2000-and-late
this morning?
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- We got a little, uh,
distracted.
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- Talking about article ideas,
just spitballing.
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Lost track of time.
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- God bless you nerds.
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- Spitballing.
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- What?
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- Why didn'’t you just
tell him the truth?
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What, you don'’t want him
to find out you'’re into girls?
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- Look, Jenna, no one
can know we like each other.
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- Suddenly my relationship with
Luke was feeling less brand-new
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and more like a bad case
of sophomore year déjà vu.
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[typing]
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What do you mean, no one
can know we like each other?
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Are you, like, embarrassed
of me or something?
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- Jenna.
- No, you know what.
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I have been kept
a secret before.
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I know how this goes,
and I am not interested.
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- Whoa, slow down.
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I'’m not embarrassed
of you, okay?
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I just want to make sure
you get taken seriously here.
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You were the one who
didn'’t want people to think
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you got this job
because of me, remember?
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I'’m a second year
editorial fellow,
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which means technically
I'’m your superior.
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If people see us dating,
they might think
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you'’re getting some kind
of special treatment.
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- Oh, I guess
that makes sense.
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- You'’re just
starting out here.
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You haven'’t even gotten
anything published yet.
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- Well, it'’s not
for lack of trying.
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I'’m constantly
submitting pieces,
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and they keep
getting rejected.
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- Last year, it took me
nearly the entire summer
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to get something published
on the site.
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Just be patient,
and it will happen.
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This is gonna be the best thing
for both of us, I promise.
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Plus, we'’ll get to hide
from our bosses
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and meet up in random places
around the office.
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Being a secret
is gonna be hot.
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- Luke'’s reason for keeping us
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in the couple'’s closet
made sense,
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but was he really telling me
the complete truth?
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- Hey.
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- '’Sup, Jenna?
- Hey, guys.
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How was everyone'’s weekend?
- So good.
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Ethan and I went paddleboating
around the marina,
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and then we flew kites
in the park.
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It was a little
twee overload,
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but sometimes you just
have to reconnect
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with your inner child,
you know?
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- You guys
have been spending
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a lot more time
together recently.
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Are you getting him
to reconsider
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his position on girls?
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- I decided that
I would wait on that
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until summer was over.
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I mean, he is my coworker,
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and even I have some
professional boundaries.
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- Wow, if the person
who talks openly
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about being sexually attracted
to her cousin
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won'’t discuss hooking up
with a coworker,
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maybe this office romance stuff
really was taboo.
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- All right,
listen up, people.
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It'’s time for morning
announcements.
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Traffic is on fire right now
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thanks to Ophelia'’s
beautiful piece
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on how unattractive
her breasts are.
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Now, we need to keep
momentum going, so this week
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when you are pitching
your article ideas to Ethan,
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I want you to be thinking
big and viral.
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- Just make sure
it'’s something
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that people are gonna be
obsessed with.
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- Oh, Jenna,
that reminds me,
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I just finished
reading your piece
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on growing up in the age
of social media.
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I felt like you were trying
a little too hard
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to sound like
a sophisticated know-it-all.
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Next time, I want you to just
write in your natural voice,
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even if it sounds
a little unpolished.
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- Okay.
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- Now, moving on
to even more exciting news.
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Ever since traffic exploded,
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advertisers have been clamoring
to buy space on the site,
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which means that we need
an ad sales intern ASAP.
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So if you know anyone who
likes working on commission,
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is driven, type-A,
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and persistent to the point
of being annoying,
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please, send them my way.
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- Hmm, I knew someone who fit
that description to a T.
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- OMG!
I got the job!
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- Yay!
I knew you would.
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And we'’ll get to work together,
which is great
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'’cause I feel like I haven'’t
seen you that much.
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- I know, I'’m sorry.
I'’m totes going to BFF jail.
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But that all changes
after today.
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Ah, I will see you tomorrow
at our place of employment.
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Ahh!
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- In some ways,
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Idea Bin felt less
like a workplace
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and more like
a high school cafeteria.
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But now that I had Tamara,
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maybe things would
all fall into place.
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The only question was:
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Could I really handle
being a secret again?
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I guess there was
only one way to find out.
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[indistinct whispering]
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- Oh, yes, Matty,
over here.
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Can you move? My friend
wants to sit next to me.
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Thank you.
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- Hey, Mrs. Hamilton.
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- Oh, come on, Matty.
Call me Lacey.
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What are you doing here?
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I didn'’t know you were
in summer school.
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- Yeah, I, uh--
I had a rough semester.
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- Oh, did you have a baby?
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- No.
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- Well, then mine
was rougher.
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Guten Tag,class.
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Welcome to Intro to German.
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First thing
I want you to do
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is look at the person
seated next to you
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and shake their hand.
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[indistinct chatter]
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This will be your
conversation partner
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for the next eight weeks.
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- Oh, boo-ya, everybody!
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I got the best partner.
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This is gonna be
so much fun!
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- Good.
Okay.
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- You are so freaking hot.
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The girls I meet on Flinger
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usually turn out
to be kinda busted,
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but you are even better
than your profile pics.
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- Duh, you made a great decision
when you swiped right.
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- Man, I cannot believe
that you chose this place
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for our first date.
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You are so low-maintenance,
I love it.
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- Next in line.
Oh.
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What are you doing here,
Sadita?
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- Hey, Sergio. God, I totally
forgot you worked here.
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- Uh, my name'’s
on the food truck.
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- Must'’ve slipped my mind.
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Anyway, can we have two
chicken tamales, no forks.
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He likes to feed it to me.
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- Two chicken tamales,
por favor.
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- You got it, papi.
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- Hey, so you want to go to your
place after this for dessert?
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I'’ll feed it to you.
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- I think I just
lost my appetite
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for the next
10,000 years.
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- Whoa, you were just
all over me.
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- Yeah, and now I'’m just
over you.
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Buh-bye!
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- I'’m so nervous, Jenna.
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I bought this chic
Isabel Marant blazer yesterday,
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and I still feel like
a young unprofessional.
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Got any workplace
survival tips for me?
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I want all the 411.
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- Actually,
there is one thing.
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Try not to take it personally
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if my coworkers
act a little rude.
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They'’re like that
with everyone.
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I mean, they still
haven'’t even invited me
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out to lunch
with them yet.
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- Babe, I am luh-huving
your hair journey.
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- And your outfit.
Very young professional.
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- OMG.
Thanks, you guys.
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- Where did you come from?
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- Well, this is Tamara,
my best friend
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and the new ad sales intern.
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- Cute. Hey, do you want to have
lunch with me and Oaf later?
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- That would be awesome.
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God, Jenna was
just telling me
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how some of her coworkers
are so rude,
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they haven'’t even
invited her to lunch.
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Can you believe it?
What A-holes.
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- Oh, my God,
that'’s so terrible.
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Who are these A-holes,Jenna?
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- The secret was out
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that I thought
my coworkers were jerks,
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but I couldn'’t let that
or the fact
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that I was secretly making out
with my boyfriend bother me.
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- I know, Rhonda,
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but we will talk all about it
on Tuesday at drinks.
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LYLAS!
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OMG, you guys, she just
bought so much ad space,
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and all I had to do was make
fake plans to have drinks.
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[laughter]
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- T, I have literal R.L. Stine
goose bumps right now.
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That was amazing.
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- You know,
watching you hustle
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reminds me of
this awesome woman I know.
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It'’s me.
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- Hey, everyone.
Sorry I'’m late.
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Luke, and I got caught up
with some super serious
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and work-related stuff.
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- Oh, hey, Jenna.
Can I make another phone call?
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It'’s so much fun
pretending to care
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about other people'’s lives.
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- Of course!
Live your truth, you know?
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- Getting ignored
by the cool kids,
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I was used to that
from high school,
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but having my best friend
be one of the cool kids
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was a cruel new twist.
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- Excuse me,
can I order a drink?
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- I'’m not a bartender.
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- Do you mind watching little
Jackson? I have a tennis lesson.
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- Sorry, not a manny.
- Jake, I need an outlet.
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If my phone dies,
I die.
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- Sadie, you'’ve been looking
at that phone all day.
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What are you
even doing on there?
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- Setting up dates
on Flinger,
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and it'’s real
slim pickins today.
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- Why are you trying
to go on so many dates?
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Hey! I'’m not the pool boy.
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I'’m a freakin'’ manager.
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Doesn'’t anyone respect me
around here?
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- I'’m trying to make
Sergio jealous, duh!
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And I'’ve taken, like,
half the guys from Flinger
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to his food truck,
and for whatever reason
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he doesn'’t seem
to give a [bleep].
246
00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,508
- Well, if you really
want him to care,
247
00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,161
you have to make him think
you'’re in a relationship.
248
00:08:30,161 --> 00:08:32,947
He'’s not gonna believe that
about some rando online.
249
00:08:32,947 --> 00:08:35,515
- Jake.
250
00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,864
You like tamales, right?
251
00:08:39,344 --> 00:08:41,521
- [sighs]
252
00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,827
- Oh, Matty!
Hey, Matty!
253
00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:46,177
Oh, it'’s just heels.
Matty, wait.
254
00:08:46,177 --> 00:08:47,962
Hold on one sec.
255
00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,224
- Hey, sorry,
I'’m kind of in a hurry.
256
00:08:49,224 --> 00:08:50,617
What'’s up?
257
00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:53,141
- Look, I know why
you'’ve been ignoring me.
258
00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,622
If you want a conversation
partner who'’s your own age,
259
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,928
who you can talk to
about yodel or YOLO
260
00:08:57,928 --> 00:08:59,190
or whatever it'’s called,
it'’s fine.
261
00:08:59,190 --> 00:09:01,018
I--I understand.
262
00:09:01,018 --> 00:09:03,020
- What?
No, that'’s not it.
263
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,674
Uh, come on.
You'’re not even that old.
264
00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:08,243
- Oh. Thanks.
I think.
265
00:09:08,243 --> 00:09:10,071
- It'’s just that I feel
kinda weird around you
266
00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:13,117
because of what happened
with me and Jenna.
267
00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:14,771
- Yeah.
268
00:09:14,771 --> 00:09:16,338
Yeah, she told me
all about the breakup.
269
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:17,731
- She did?
270
00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,080
- How she felt like
she was holding you back,
271
00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,386
and you were scared to say
anything about it.
272
00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,258
Sounds pretty intense.
273
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:27,392
- Okay, guys, before
we dive into your pitches,
274
00:09:27,392 --> 00:09:30,439
I want to give a major
congrats to my babe, Oaf.
275
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:34,269
Her recent article has over
a million Facebook shares.
276
00:09:34,269 --> 00:09:36,837
So who'’s got the next
million-shares post for me?
277
00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,490
Huh?
- I'’ve got something.
278
00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,014
What about a listicle called
279
00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:41,581
"The Five Books That Will
Change Your Life"?
280
00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:43,104
I could do a little write-up
281
00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:44,888
on "The History of Sexuality"
by Foucault.
282
00:09:44,888 --> 00:09:46,281
- Foucault?
Fou-no, babe!
283
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,631
Newsflash, Middle America
doesn'’t even know who that is.
284
00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:49,980
I mean, the only people
that read him
285
00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:51,460
are snoozy
liberal arts girls, ha.
286
00:09:51,460 --> 00:09:53,114
No offense.
- A little taken.
287
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,898
- Anyone else?
- Well, I had this idea--
288
00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:57,031
- Hey, you guys,
don'’t be mad,
289
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:59,337
but no one can listen
to vinyl anymore.
290
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:03,341
'’Cause I freaking broke
all the sales records.
291
00:10:03,341 --> 00:10:06,475
- Um, T, did you check
the weather forecast today?
292
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:09,434
Because it says to expect
some heavy compliment showers.
293
00:10:09,434 --> 00:10:11,741
- Oh, thank G, I'’m always
dressed for compliments.
294
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:12,655
Go.
- You'’re amazing.
295
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:13,917
- Stop.
- My obsession.
296
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:15,658
- No.
297
00:10:15,658 --> 00:10:17,007
- Checking into rehab
'’cause I'’m addicted to you.
298
00:10:17,007 --> 00:10:18,269
- Love.
- I actually have an idea.
299
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:20,097
- Hold that thought.
300
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,491
We all know there'’s a lot
of talent here at Idea Bin.
301
00:10:22,491 --> 00:10:24,754
I mean, Max of course.
302
00:10:24,754 --> 00:10:28,889
Mia, your recent essay examining
racism in the movie "Clueless"
303
00:10:28,889 --> 00:10:31,108
has got some
serious potential.
304
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,458
Luke, your think pieces
always give our site
305
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,069
more street cred.
306
00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:37,898
And, Jenna,
you are here every day.
307
00:10:37,898 --> 00:10:39,682
But there is
someone in this room
308
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,118
with a singular voice
309
00:10:41,118 --> 00:10:45,514
that I literally
cannot get enough of.
310
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:48,125
Tamara, I am reserving a spot
for you on the home page
311
00:10:48,125 --> 00:10:50,214
for an essay due from you
tomorrow morning.
312
00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,607
- Ah!
313
00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:53,087
- OMG.
"Tamara" morning.
314
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,088
- Oh
- Ah!
315
00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:57,178
- Stop! Stop.
- Stop it.
316
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,006
- I suddenly felt
a strong urge
317
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:01,704
to call in sick
"Tamara" morning.
318
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,843
- Ow.
- Sorry. Are you hurt?
319
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:13,107
- It'’s fine.
- Okay.
320
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,065
- Okay, you know what,
I can'’t do this.
321
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,068
- [sighs]
What'’s wrong?
322
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:20,070
- What'’s wrong is that
I'’m 19 years old
323
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,855
and having a secret hook-up
with the guy I like
324
00:11:21,855 --> 00:11:23,334
in a utility closet.
325
00:11:23,334 --> 00:11:24,988
What'’s wrong is that
everybody hates me,
326
00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:26,207
and the one person
who'’s supposed
327
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,861
to make me feel betterabout it
328
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,558
is too busy palling around
with the popular kids
329
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,342
and getting published
to even hang out with me.
330
00:11:31,342 --> 00:11:33,083
- Jenna, I told you,
I'’m not keeping us a secret
331
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,868
because I'’m embarrassed
by you.
332
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:37,261
- All right,
I'’m sorry.
333
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,655
Guess I just have
a little PTSD.
334
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:41,744
- It'’s all right.
I get it.
335
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:43,920
And I also get how you feel
about Tamara.
336
00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:45,443
Just talk to her about it,
okay?
337
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,184
You'’ll feel better
when you get some clarity.
338
00:11:47,184 --> 00:11:49,839
- Oh, for a secret boyfriend,
you sure are supportive.
339
00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,972
- Uh, so you'’re making jokes.
340
00:11:51,972 --> 00:11:53,800
Does that mean everything'’s
better between us?
341
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,150
- Yeah.
- Good.
342
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:59,501
- And this time,
I meant it.
343
00:11:59,501 --> 00:12:03,070
- So the deal is 50 bucks
plus unlimited tamales,
344
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:05,594
and I have to be back
at work at 5:30.
345
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,422
Apparently I'’m the only one
at the country club
346
00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,380
who can refill
a canister of napkins.
347
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,817
- Whatever, just come on.
348
00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:14,951
- Sergio, isn'’t that
your ex girl?
349
00:12:14,951 --> 00:12:18,825
- I ain'’t worried
about it, mama.
350
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,957
Long time no see, Sadita.
351
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,524
What can I get you guys?
352
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:23,960
- What are you
in the mood for, babe?
353
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,483
I know you usually
like cheese tamales,
354
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,094
but what if
we went with beef?
355
00:12:27,094 --> 00:12:31,751
- Oh, that'’s a great idea,
my sweet rose.
356
00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,406
Ten beef tamales
with onions.
357
00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,974
- So you guys
are dating now, huh?
358
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:40,107
- Yeah, we'’ve been friends
for so long,
359
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,109
and one thing
led to another and...
360
00:12:42,109 --> 00:12:43,371
[giggles]
361
00:12:43,371 --> 00:12:44,938
- Well, that'’s awesome.
362
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:47,070
Step this way. We gotta get
you on the Wall of Lovers.
363
00:12:47,070 --> 00:12:48,550
Come on.
364
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,160
Yeah.
365
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:52,946
Say "lovers forever
and ever."
366
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:56,079
- Mwah!
367
00:12:56,079 --> 00:12:57,733
- Oh.
368
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:01,606
- [sighs]
369
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,478
- Hey, T,
you have a second?
370
00:13:03,478 --> 00:13:04,914
- Sure.
What'’s up?
371
00:13:04,914 --> 00:13:06,263
- So you'’re writing
an article now.
372
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,656
That'’s so crazy.
373
00:13:07,656 --> 00:13:09,136
I didn'’t even know
you liked to write.
374
00:13:09,136 --> 00:13:10,572
- I don'’t really,
but I like to talk,
375
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:11,921
and it'’s sort of
the same thing, right?
376
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:13,444
- Not exactly.
377
00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:15,577
Writing is actually way more
difficult than talking.
378
00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,187
- I'’m sure it can'’t
be that hard.
379
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,841
G2G, I'’m meeting up with
Ethan and Ophelia
380
00:13:18,841 --> 00:13:20,451
for happy hour.
381
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:22,584
- Happy hour?
382
00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,455
Okay, we need to talk.
- About what?
383
00:13:24,455 --> 00:13:26,631
- About how you'’ve been
acting like a total jerk to me
384
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,372
ever since you got back
from New York.
385
00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:30,070
You'’re sharing all these
inside jokes with Sadie.
386
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,985
You dress totally different,
and now you'’re buddying up
387
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,682
to Ethan and Ophelia
and leaving me out?
388
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,336
It'’s like you think you'’re
too good for me now.
389
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:39,122
- Ugh, I'’m too good for you?
390
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:42,299
Please, Jenna, you'’ve turned
into a total snob.
391
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:44,824
I'’m sorry that I didn'’t spend
the first year of college
392
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,390
sitting around reading
pretentious books
393
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:48,218
with my super smart friends.
394
00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,873
I like clothes
and going out and having fun.
395
00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:53,441
So sue me.
396
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:54,964
- I guess things have changed,
397
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:57,924
and we'’re just
different people now.
398
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,447
- Guess so.
399
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:07,977
- I can'’t believe your
pathetic excuse for a kiss.
400
00:14:07,977 --> 00:14:10,153
- Me? You weren'’t exactly
bringing the heat.
401
00:14:10,153 --> 00:14:13,243
- Well, who orders ten tamales
with onions on a date?
402
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,463
Now Sergio definitely
knows we'’re faking.
403
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,031
- I don'’t get why you'’re trying
so hard to make him jealous.
404
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:21,861
You never had trouble moving on
with any other guys.
405
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,689
- I wanna win the breakup,
406
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:26,866
and I thought if any of my
friends could make him jealous,
407
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,519
then it'’d be you.
408
00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,652
- Why me?
- What are you doing, mijo?
409
00:14:30,652 --> 00:14:33,133
I thought you weren'’t worried
about Sadie and that guero.
410
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,743
- I'’m not.
411
00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:37,528
I know she'’s just
trying to make me jealous.
412
00:14:37,528 --> 00:14:41,097
I guess I just miss
fighting with her.
413
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:42,620
- Come on, let'’s hug.
414
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,535
- Ew. Really?
415
00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:46,189
- I'’m gonna do something,
but you gotta promise
416
00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,800
not to punch me
in the balls.
417
00:14:53,936 --> 00:14:57,940
- And I miss
the making up even more.
418
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,550
- [chuckles]
419
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,161
- Guten Tag,Matty.
420
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:05,600
Ich...something,
something Lacey.
421
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,689
- Guten Tag, Lacey.
422
00:15:07,689 --> 00:15:09,430
"Don-kay"?
"Don-key"?
423
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:11,649
How do you say, "This is
bull[bleep]" in German?
424
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:15,740
- Jenna'’s not
coming home soon, is she?
425
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,525
- She might.
426
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,527
- Then I should probably
get going.
427
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,007
- Matty, wait.
428
00:15:21,007 --> 00:15:22,399
I don'’t know
why you and Jenna
429
00:15:22,399 --> 00:15:23,835
are giving each other
the silent treatment.
430
00:15:23,835 --> 00:15:26,099
I mean, I get that breakups
can be terrible,
431
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:29,667
but yours just seemed,
well, sad.
432
00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:34,150
- Listen, uh, what Jenna
told you about our breakup,
433
00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:36,196
that'’s not exactly
how it went down.
434
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,937
- Oh, my God,
did someone cheat?
435
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,634
- No.
- Did Jenna get pregnant?
436
00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:42,463
- No, no, it was because
I wanted to transfer to Wycoff,
437
00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:43,768
and Jenna said no.
438
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,422
- Wycoff?
439
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,989
Why?
440
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,121
You didn'’t like Berkeley?
441
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,079
- Uh, not at first, no.
442
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:52,081
I know this might sound
kinda lame,
443
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:55,650
but in high schoolI felt--
444
00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,131
I don'’t know,
like I was important,
445
00:15:58,131 --> 00:16:00,872
and when I went to Berkeley,
I just became this, like,
446
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:02,962
random dude overnight,
and it kinda sucked.
447
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,267
- Yeah, I get it.
448
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:06,052
Small fish in a big pond.
449
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,575
- Yeah, I guess so, yeah.
450
00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,272
And I thought running away
and being with Jenna
451
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,536
would fix everything,
which of course that was dumb.
452
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,017
And Jenna was totally right
not to let me transfer,
453
00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:19,369
but at the time,
I was kind of a jerk about it.
454
00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,763
And I just figured
that'’s what she told you.
455
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,330
- Nope.
456
00:16:23,330 --> 00:16:25,288
- Hmm.
457
00:16:25,288 --> 00:16:27,551
Well, it'’s nice to know
she'’s still got my back.
458
00:16:30,467 --> 00:16:34,341
- Why don'’t you stick around
and tell her that yourself?
459
00:16:34,341 --> 00:16:35,603
- I don'’t think
we'’re there yet.
460
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:36,908
It'’s better if I just go.
461
00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,433
- Okay, I'’ll see you...
462
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,826
God, what is the German word
for "tomorrow"?
463
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,481
- I'’ll see you later.
464
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,830
- Morgen.
465
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:51,532
- ♪ I'’ve been away
a few years ♪
466
00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:55,666
♪ None of them
worth keeping ♪
467
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:58,626
♪ Don'’t think
I'’m settling ♪
468
00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:02,630
♪ I'’m settling to the air ♪
469
00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:05,633
[vocalizing]
470
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:11,726
♪
471
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:15,077
♪ And I cannot recall
472
00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:17,123
- Things at Idea Bin
had gone from bad
473
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,602
to high school hell.
474
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:20,213
With Tamara and I on the outs
475
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:22,215
and no sign of ever
getting published,
476
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,912
maybe it was finally
time to admit
477
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,696
that I'’d never belong there.
478
00:17:25,696 --> 00:17:27,220
[knocking at door]
479
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,918
- ♪ You came to light
a fire ♪
480
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:33,313
♪ So that I would remember
481
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:36,707
- Jenna, you were right.
We are different.
482
00:17:36,707 --> 00:17:38,970
You'’re a writer, and I'’m not.
This is hard.
483
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,538
Help.
484
00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:47,588
- Listen, I'’m really sorry
485
00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,242
about everything
I said to you today,
486
00:17:49,242 --> 00:17:50,939
slash everything I'’ve said
to you the entire summer.
487
00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,462
I was a total bitch witch,
488
00:17:52,462 --> 00:17:54,290
and I understand if you want
to revoke my BFF privileges.
489
00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:56,336
- Come on.
490
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:57,380
You haven'’t been that bad.
491
00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,948
- Yeah, I have,
and I'’m really sorry.
492
00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,341
I don'’t give a flying F
493
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:03,952
if you know fancy designers
or nightclubs.
494
00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:06,433
- Thanks, and I guess
I don'’t care if you don'’t know
495
00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,435
about Kathleen Hanna
or read Judith Butler.
496
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:09,958
- Judith Butler.
Who'’s that?
497
00:18:09,958 --> 00:18:11,481
She sounds really boring.
498
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,440
I just want to be
best friends again.
499
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,182
I miss you.
I miss us.
500
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,227
- Me too.
501
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:22,884
Okay, let'’s take a look
at this article of yours.
502
00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,191
I'’m sure it can'’t
be that bad.
503
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,194
[upbeat music]
504
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:29,760
♪
505
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,415
Or maybe it can.
506
00:18:32,415 --> 00:18:34,678
- ♪ You see the girls
507
00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:36,202
♪ They'’re the talk
of the town ♪
508
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:39,118
♪ The talk of the town
509
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,381
♪ They are so risky
510
00:18:41,381 --> 00:18:43,296
♪ To nothing
511
00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,819
♪ Nothing
512
00:18:44,819 --> 00:18:46,777
♪ Nothing
513
00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,693
♪
514
00:18:49,693 --> 00:18:51,608
♪ Is there something to say
515
00:18:51,608 --> 00:18:53,567
♪ So it never
sees the light ♪
516
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:54,959
♪ Just give me my things
so we can... ♪
517
00:18:54,959 --> 00:18:57,353
- It took all night,
but Tamara and I
518
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,747
finally fixed her article
and our friendship.
519
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,618
Now it didn'’t matter
if I felt like
520
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:03,446
I was back in high school
at Idea Bin.
521
00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:05,448
As long as I had T,
I could be me.
522
00:19:05,448 --> 00:19:08,103
Whoa, someone'’s
feeling brave today.
523
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:09,670
- I can'’t help myself.
524
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,715
I am so proud of you.
525
00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:12,760
- What for?
526
00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:14,588
- Your post.
527
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:17,373
- Don'’t our names
look adorbs together?
528
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:19,941
- Totally adorbs.
Thank you.
529
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:22,030
- Hons, I just read
your article,
530
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,684
and I loved it.
531
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:25,642
T, who know you were
such a natural writer?
532
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,775
- Oh, spoiler alert,
Jenna wrote most of it.
533
00:19:27,775 --> 00:19:30,517
I just ate 500 chips
and paced back and forth.
534
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606
- See, Jenna, I knew the second
you stopped trying so hard
535
00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,477
you'’d actually
write something great.
536
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:36,131
I'’m V, V, proud of you.
537
00:19:36,131 --> 00:19:37,785
In fact, hey,
538
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,265
you want to go to happy hour
after work and celebrate?
539
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,876
- OMG!
We would love to!
540
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,965
But Jenna and I are gonna do
our own thing tonight.
541
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:47,360
♪
542
00:19:55,716 --> 00:20:03,463
- ♪ Lift me up a bit higher
543
00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:10,513
♪ I'’ve been laid down low ♪
544
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:13,386
♪ And now I'’m here ♪
545
00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:19,043
♪ Without you by...
546
00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:20,523
- So then I said,
547
00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,046
"Babe, call me
when you gentrify,
548
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:23,744
"because your body
is a little too unsafe
549
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:26,050
for me to be walking
around it at night."
550
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:27,138
I know, right?
551
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,575
Living out loud
can cause deafness,
552
00:20:28,575 --> 00:20:30,794
so bring your headphones.
553
00:20:30,794 --> 00:20:34,798
Anyway, tell that story
about the camp.
554
00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,278
- You'’ve reached
Jenna Hamilton.
555
00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,715
Leave a message.
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556
00:20:45,548 --> 00:20:46,941
- Next on "Awkward"...
557
00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,508
- I can offer you a couple
shifts at the country club.
558
00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,813
- I'’m in.
- Fine, I'’ll do it!
559
00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,772
- Matty probably told her
all about our breakup.
560
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,077
I'’m gonna tell him
to go call off his guard dog.
561
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:55,689
- Come on,
it'’s the 4th of July!
562
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:57,517
Chill out, bitch.
563
00:20:57,517 --> 00:21:00,520
- Tamara, get back to work.
I'’m going to fire you.
564
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,870
- Jenna was in love with you
when she was dating me.
565
00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,045
- Ooh, hey, hey, hey.
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