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- Previously on "Awkward"...

- Anyone caught getting saucy
on the sauce

will be banned
from walking at graduation.

- Miss Saxton, you'’re
not walking at graduation.

- But I'’m valedictorian!

- Matty, wait.
I love you.

I always have.

- After three torturous years

of ups and downs and
just a week before graduation

Matty and I
were together again,

and it was bliss, pure bliss.

I got an A-minus
on my AP English final,

then Matty and I had sex.

We emptied out our lockers,
and then we had sex.

We walked in the moonlight.

We saw the North Star,

and then we had sex.

Time flew by, and suddenly
there was only one day

of school left--
graduation day.

Sleeping with Matty--
and I mean just sleeping,

snuggling, and spooning--

I felt safe
and secure and happy.

In some ways
it was even better than sex.

I want to wake up
like this every morning

for the rest of my life.

- I wish we had more time
before college.

- At least we have
all summer.

- Actually--

- Our high school graduate!
- So proud of you!

- Come on out, Matty.
We can see you.

- Oh.
- Well, whoo.

Good morning to you, too.

Oh, relax, Jenna.

We know you'’re sexually active.

- We were just sleeping, Mom.

- Anyway, we'’re cool with you
having sex in our house

because you'’re both
practically adults.

- Yeah, I'’m only semi-cool.

- Well, Matty
wasn'’t semi anything.

- Mom!
- Jesus, Lacey.

- Uh, good morning.

- Jeez, mom, would you cool it
with the pictures?

- Jenna, this is your one
and only graduation.

I want to remember it forever.
Now, cheese.

- Today is going to be epic.
- I know.

We'’re free, and we'’re adults,
and we'’re together.

- Take a series, and make sure
the glow filter'’s on.

- About a thousand
pictures later,

we finally got out the door
to the senior breakfast.

Everyone was giddy and excited,
most of all me.

After being
a non-entity sophomore year,

then flailing through junior
year, in my senior year

I'’d gotten my [bleep] together,
gotten into college,

and got with Matty.

Life was good, and graduation
was going to be great.

- This is going
to be a suck-uation

if the class gift
doesn'’t get here stat.

- Relax, T, it'’ll get here.
- Relax?

This is my entire
high school legacy

engraved onto
one piece of granite,

and, I mean, let'’s be real.

I did all the work
picking it out.

You guys had a bake sale,
and you know what?

I'’m just gonna say it now.

Those lemon squares
were subpar--too much acid.

-- Your stupid bench
presentation is the warm-up

for my valedictory address,
so keep it snappy.

I'’m about to tell
all the lowlifes

that infest this wretched school

exactly what I think of them
and that'’s gonna take some time.

- Sadie, what are
you doing here?

- Um, graduating.

What are you doing
in a bathrobe?

- Miss Saxton,
this breakfast

is for seniors participating
in the graduation ceremony.

Since you were caught
with a flask of alcohol at prom,

you cannot walk with your class.

We already discussed
this at length.

- Come on, you weren'’t serious.

Anyway, my name'’s already
in the program, so--

- Oh, I am dead serious.Go home.

This day needs to be perfect,

and I will not let
you not tarnish it.

- Okay, your obsession
with our graduation

is kind of pathetic.

If you want this day
to be perfect,

it needs its valedictorian
and her speech, so I'’ll stay.

You'’re welcome.

- I am not welcome,
thank you very much.

You can leave right now
with your last shred of dignity,

or you can be dragged out
like a crazy woman

by the security
I got just for today.

- You want it to
end like this, Valerie?

Fine!

All your sad power trip shows
is that you'’re a pathetic loser

who sucks at her job!

So good-bye, all you losers,
slunts, and dunces!

Not nice knowing you!

Enjoy your lame graduation
and your tragic tumble

into the sad abyss
of mediocrity!

[screams]

[screams]

- If we get the drone
high enough,

the whole busted
graduation mess

will look like a hazy,
happy blur.

- Yeah, the cloying cluster
of basic bitches

will be abstracted into
a benign cloud of nothingness.

- Get that [bleep] thing
away from me,

you pencil-[bleep] pillheads!

- Oh, Sadie, it likes you.

Say hi.

- Is that nose hair?

- I will crush
you and your little air turd

if you ever come near me again,

which you won'’t
because this is the last time

I ever step foot
on this wretched campus.

Uh!
Aah!

- I can'’t believe this.

But, you know,
Val'’s being so harsh.

I'’m actually
on Sadie'’s side.

- Yeah, you should be.
This is really unfair.

- I know sometimes Sadie
can seem like

a super meanie lady dog,

but it'’s just her way
of being nice.

- It didn'’t sound
like her speech

was going to be super nice.

[phone chiming]
- It'’s here.

Thank G!
The bench is here.

Come on, Jake.
Come on.

Amaze-nugs.

This bench will be
on the PHHS campus forever,

and generations of students will
sit on it and think about us.

WTF?

F, F, F, F!
"The ass of 2015?"

Why would you do this?

- Weren'’t you going for a prank?
I just went by your email.

- Here is my email.

"Thank you
for your font samples.

We would like bench
number three, granite, Grecian.

We would like
our bench inscribed:

"Rest your weary bones here
and reflect on the--"

OMG,

"Ass of 2015."

- There it is in black
and white.

- WTF?

HTF did this happen?

- The perfect storm
of abbrevs, autocorrect,

and manic multitasking.

- It was my flask.
I have to tell Miss Marks.

Sadie shouldn'’t
take the fall for me.

- Matty, don'’t.

Val is on a tear.

Let me explain it to her.

- Why? It was my bad, I'’ll--
- Val loves me.

She'’s bound to be more lenient
on an alcohol infraction

if she knows it was, you know,
my boyfriend'’s.

- You don'’t have to.

- I want to.

You were the best part
of high school for me.

We have to graduate together.

Don'’t worry, I got this.

- Oh, Biggie,
you can'’t see me like this.

- Um, actually, it'’s Jenna.

- Oh, J-Town, come on in.

Timelessly elegant
or trendily trashy?

I don'’t want to look dated in
the pictures ten years from now.

- I don'’t think anyone'’s gonna
be looking at your nails.

- Okay, give me some space.
You'’re crowding me.

- So Val, my girl,

you must know that
everyone'’s really upset

about Sadie not walking.

- Not everyone, Jenna.

I'’ll give you a hint,

she'’s got two thumbs,
three cats,

and is delighted that Sadie

isn'’t going to be there
to ruin her perfect day.

Any idea who I'’m talking about?
- You?

- I'’m actually talking about me.

- But the flask
wasn'’t even Sadie'’s.

She was just holding it
for someone else

and was unlucky enough
to get caught with it.

- Yeah, right.
If it wasn'’t Sadie'’s flask,

then whose flask was it?

- The flask was Matty'’s.

He feels terrible and wanted
to tell to you himself,

but I wanted to tell you first
because you and I are friends.

- We are,

which is why I wish you
would have said any other name.

I'’m sorry, but he can'’t walk
at graduation either.

- Matty, I am such an idiot.

I'’m so sorry.
- What happened?

- She still won'’t
let Sadie walk,

and now you can'’t either.

I feel terrible.
I'’m so sorry.

- No, it'’s not that big
a deal.

I'’ll just--
I'’ll see you after.

- Matty, if you can'’t walk, then
I don'’t want to walk either.

- No, Jenna,
I want you to walk.

- I don'’t want
to do it without you.

- If you miss graduation,

you'’re gonna regret it
for the rest of your life.

It was my flask,
so whatever, it'’s fair.

We'’ll hang out
after no matter what.

Listen, I'’ve got to go
intercept my parents.

[laughter]

- Sadie would hate this.

I wish she was here.

- It sucks,

but we all have to dig deep
and show some school spirit.

- That'’s hard to do
when the person

I care about most
can'’t even be here.

[students exclaim]

- What the what?

- No, not today!

I specifically made sure
Theo and Cole had nothing

to do with this slide show.

I am going to shut this down.

- I'’d been dreaming of the
perfect graduation, but why?

High school
hadn'’t been perfect,

so why should graduation be?

Stop.

This was what high school
was really like,

the good and the bad.

- Don'’t be afraid
of the truth, people!

- Is this really how you
want to remember this place,

with pictures
of people getting beat up?

The slide show, the class gift--
is nothing sacred?

- What'’s not sacred?

- This is our legacy now.

We'’re the ass of 2015.
- [giggles]

But asses aren'’t
really bad, Tamara.

I mean, we all need them
to, you know, poop and stuff,

and you can'’t sit without one,

so it makes perfect sense
for a bench.

It'’s like a cute little pun
or something.

- See, silver lining.

- She'’s oddly wise.

It'’s unsettling.
- But she'’s absolutely right.

Maybe graduation
wasn'’t about being perfect.

Maybe it was just about
being together.

[students laugh]

Everybody, listen up.

We all know that Sadie Saxton
and Matty McKibben

have been kicked out of
graduation for drinking at prom,

but who the hell
wasn'’t drinking at prom?

The right thing
to do is to stand together

and demand they be let back in.

- Matty'’s cool, but Sadie?

She'’s such a bitch.

- Um, did you
see that slide show?

We'’ve all messed up sometime,

and we'’ve been
through so much together,

the good, the bad,
friends, enemies, together,

and we should graduate together.

If Sadie doesn'’t walk,
none of us should walk.

- Sadie'’s rude.

She told me that I reeked
and needed to use deodorant.

- She was right about that.

- Well, I did get laid

after I started using it,
one whole time,

and another two times
I came pretty close.

- She said my boyfriend
was a lying douche

who would cheat on me.

both: Nailed it.

- Her harsh truth
may hurt sometimes,

but it is our harsh truth.

If we stand together, they can'’t
keep us all from graduating.

If anyone
who was drinking at prom

is not allowed to walk, well,
then I have to admit I drank,

and I should not walk.

- I drank.

- I really want to
walk so bad,

but I drank.

- I was totally
drinking.

- I might be drunk
right now.

- I hope I'’m drunk
because this is sick.

both: I drank.
- I butt chugged.

all: I drank!

[cheers and applause]

- Okay.
[clears throat]

We have conferred,
and in the spirit of fairness

have decided
to let Matty McKibben walk.

- Yes.

[cheers and applause]

- However,

due to her volatile nature,

proclivity for hate speech,

and pancake abuse,

we cannot grant Sadie Saxton
a reprieve.

- Hey, I got your text.

That'’s awesome.
- I know.

The whole class stood up
against Val and Principal Cox,

so they had to let you walk.

- That'’s great.
What about Sadie?

- It wasn'’t just the alcohol.

She went on a rampage
and insulted Val.

- Jenna, I'’m not walking
without Sadie.

- But, Matty,
your conscience is clear.

Val knows it was your flask.

- Sadie'’s been such a big part
of my life, of all of our lives.

- Yeah, and a big part
of making mine miserable.

Matty, I thought
you would be proud of me.

I mean, I rallied
the entire class.

Does that mean you have
to choose her over me, over us?

- Jenna, without her
there would be no us.

- What do you mean?

- You have any guess
who might have told me that--

not just told me, pushed
me to go after you at prom?

- But she hates me.

- And she would kill me
if she knew I told you.

Like her or hate her, Sadie'’s
been a great friend to me,

and she'’s always had my back,

and I don'’t want
to walk without her.

[shrill feedback]

- Okay, seniors,
this is not a drill.

This is the real deal,

so I'’m asking you to behave
with the dignity and respect

that this sacred rite deserves.

All right, people, chop, chop!

- Wait, where did
Jenna go?

- Where is Matty?

- I know where Sadie is,
not here.

- This graduation
sucks ass.

The ass bench
was a real omen.

- Little bitch is here for
your moody brat convention.

- Ugh, Hamiltroll, really?

I told Matty to walk.

He won'’t listen to me. Now,
get the [bleep] out of my room.

- Actually, Sadie,
I'’m here because

I want you
at graduation,

so snap out of it
and stop being such a pussy.

- I can'’t go.

Val banished me, remember?

I don'’t really care, anyway.

- Bull[bleep], you care a lot,
and you know what? I do too.

High school has been a huge part
of making me who I am,

and in a perverse way,
so have you.

- You know what'’s perverse?

You thinking I give a [bleep]
who you are.

- Sadie, I know you told Matty
he should come find me at prom.

- Yeah, well, even if it means
indulging in his sick fetish

for tragic little slunts,

I want him to be happy.

- I am ignoring that insult
and thanking you.

Thank you for forcing me to
stick up for myself every day

for the last four years.

You made me stronger.

You'’ve been
a part of my life,

and you'’re a part
of our class,

which is why I want you
there to celebrate,

and after today you'’ll never
have to see me again.

This is the start
of real life,

and I would have
expected the person

who was so relentless about
torturing me for four years

to try a little harder
to make her voice heard.

- Jesus, are you done?

Now get the [bleep] out
of my room!

[door closes]

["Pomp and Circumstance" plays]

- I'’d tried everything
I could think of

to get Matty to walk and to get
Sadie to put up a fight,

and I'’d failed.

Walking without them sucked,
but I still had to do it.

High school was over
once and for all.

- Here'’s senior class president

Tamara Kaplan
to present the class gift.

[cheers and applause]

- Thank you.

To make sure this school
never forgets the Class of 2015,

we'’re giving this lovely bench

to be placed on the campus
quad forevs and evs.

It reads,

"Rest your weary bones here

and reflect on the ass of 2015"

Yes, people,
that'’s right, "ass."

Learning and growing happen
by making mistakes and by, yes,

falling on your you-know-what.

[laughter and applause]

Sometimes those mistakes

can lead to the most
wonderful things of all.

Are you with me,
ass of '’15?

Because together,
we make this ass whole.

[cheers and applause]

- Oh, my God,
what are you doing here?

- Hey, wow, that was deep,
Tamara. Okay, let'’s--

- Sadie said I wasn'’t going
to want to miss this, so--

- Miss what?
- Hello, this is Sadie Saxton,

your rightful valedictorian
and graduation speaker,

- Oh. Right there.
- Coming to you from

an undisclosed location.
This ceremony is a travesty,

but the biggest travesty
of all would be not getting

to hear my speech,
so here it comes.

We'’ve all spent four years
at this school,

years some say will be the
most formative of our lives.

Every disappointment could seem
like the end of the world,

and conversely, every victory
felt like an ascension.

I even learned some stuff,

like the fact that you can get
a really good idea from someone

that you thought was just
a moronic, pathetic loser.

But guess what?

We'’re going to be
all over the country next year

at different colleges,

and this high school nonsense
will just be a distant memory,

forgotten.

[cheers and applause]

Let'’s go.

Literally, I am forgetting
about it right now.

I don'’t want to clutter
my brain with this crap

because none of this matters.

[cheers and applause]

I lost cheer captain this year

and was devastated
for, like, a minute,

and then I realized no one
in college will know or care,

and if they ask, guess what?

I can just say
I was cheer captain.

Anyone can say
whatever the hell

they want to say
about high school.

We can all be the tellers
of our own stories.

[cheers and applause]

This is good news
for those of you

who aspire to
something other than robotic,

bougie, suburban mediocrity,

and for those of you sad losers

who actually peaked
in high school, well,

you have about ten minutes
left, so soak it up, bitches!

[cheers and applause]

Know this: life isn'’t fair.

It'’s not a meritocracy,

so do not rely on fairness
or luck or charity.

You have to rely on yourself.

[cheers and applause]

Be the hero
of your own goddamn story,

because if you'’re not,

you will end up locked
out of your own graduation

and locked into a sad,
pathetic, little life.

[cheers and applause]

Got it?

It'’s up to you to write
your own story!

[all chanting "Sadie! Sadie!"]

- You'’re welcome!

[all chanting "Sadie! Sadie!"]

- You know what really
doesn'’t matter, Sadie?

You, '’cause this was
just the warm-up

to the main event, so fine,

get your stupid diploma
and sit down.

Just don'’t ruin
my big day, okay?

- Okay.

- Okay, go.

- ♪ You ready?
One, two, three ♪

- Theo Abbott.

[cheers and applause]

Kyle Cohen.

[cheers and applause]

Jenna Hamilton.

[cheers and applause]

Cole Higgins.

[cheers and applause]

- Didn'’t think it would happen.

Oh, that'’s--no.

- Okay.
Tamara Kaplan.

[cheers and applause]

Matty McKibben.

[cheers and applause]

Lissa Miller.
- Here you go.

- Jake Rosati.

[cheers and applause]

[whistles and catcalls]

Sadie Saxton.

[cheers and applause]

Congratulations to
the Palos Hills Class of 2015!

[cheers and applause]

- I can'’t believe
it'’s over.

- Look, you know, just because
we aren'’t in school together

every day, it doesn'’t
mean it'’s the end of us.

- I know, but at least
we have all summer, right?

- Jenna, I need to
tell you something.

- This was it.
High school was over.

- This isn'’t over!

Nobody move!

Everyone, sit down!

That was just the warm up.

The real ceremony
is about to begin.

- Look, I didn'’t want
to say anything before, but--

- But what?

- I now pronounce
this graduation...

[audience reacts in surprise]
a wed-uation.

[whistles and catcalls]

- My soccer training
starts day after tomorrow,

so I have to head up to Berkeley
right after grad night.

- Oh, my God.

You mean we only
have one more day left?

- I am so, so sorry, Jenna.

[classical music plays]

- Next, on "Awkward"...

We only have 24 hours
left, Matty.

We'’re not gonna waste
any of it talking.

- You guys do both have
something

you wanna say to the other,

even if you won'’t say it.

- There'’s...no one better

to close out
high school with.

- Yeah.

- It was so much less
complicated

when I didn'’t know
I was in love with you.

- Right back at ya.