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- Previously on "Awkward"...
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- Sadie and Matty left.
- Matty left?
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Not how I saw
my senior prom going.
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Tamara was living her dream,
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and I was going home
to live mine.
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- You are in love
with Jenna Hamilton.
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You have to tell her.
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- Take us back to prom.
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[pop music playing]
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♪
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- I was glad Tamara had gotten
her fairy-tale ending,
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but this Cinderella was
turning back into a pumpkin.
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[gasps]
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Oh, what is that?
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Gloria?
- Oh, my God.
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My vodka broke.
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- You mean
your water broke?
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- No, my vodka.
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I had it tucked
in my pregnancy underwear.
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There'’s a lot of room
in these things.
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Oh, relax, it'’s Fred'’s.
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You really think
I'’d drink vodka? I'’m pregnant.
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- Which is why I need
to drink vodka.
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- I'’m sorry about that.
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You look really pretty,though.
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- Yeah, Jenna,
you'’re on fire.
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- Thank you, guys.
- No, you'’re on fire.
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- [gasps]
[onlookers gasp]
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[laughter]
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Help me.
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[onlookers cheer]
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- ♪ Getting freaky, freaky
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♪ Getting freaky, freaky
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- The combination of
cheap vodka and cheaper fabric
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had left me burning
to get out of there.
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It was time to call it a night.
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- Thank you for not letting me
call it a night.
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It would'’ve been a mistake
to let prom go by
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without telling Jenna
I'’m into her.
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- You'’re welcome.
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Want your booze back?
Liquid courage.
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- You keep it.
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I want to be all there
when I tell Jenna I love her.
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- Ugh, and I want to be
nowhere near there.
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I'’ll probably projectile vomit
all over this chic-ass dress.
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All right,
I'’ll find you later.
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[electronic music playing]
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- Okay, ladies and gents,
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this is your senior prom,
which means I expect you all
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to behave like...
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ladies and gents.
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No BJs in the bathroom,
no dirty dancing,
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no touching tongues
on the dance floor,
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and no contact below the waste.
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Oh, and most importantly,
no booze.
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Anyone caught getting saucy
on the sauce
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will be banned
from walking at graduation.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
five fingers'’ distance
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between you and your partner
at all times.
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Gross.
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- I'’ve got five fingers
and nowhere to put them.
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- You smell amazing.
What is it?
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- Deodorant.
- [chuckles]
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- Careful, the prude police
are watching.
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- I kind of like
not being engaged anymore.
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I feel like I don'’t have
to be as respectful.
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But, like, in a hot way.
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- You mean like you'’ve been
holding back this whole time
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and what you really wanted to do
is rip off my clothes
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and treat me like
a cheap whore?
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I love that.
- Good.
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- Since we'’re not saving
ourselves for marriage anymore,
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maybe we can be
really disrespectful
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to each other tonight?
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- This is your prom.
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We are in a hotel.
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You think they have any rooms?
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- [giggles]
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- Hey, sorry I left.
- You left?
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I guess I didn'’t notice.
- I can see that.
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Have you two seen Jenna?
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- Yeah, I saw her a bit ago.
Is everything okay?
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- It will be,
if I can find her.
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- Oh, well,
just keep looking, dude.
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She'’s got to
be here somewhere.
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Where else would she go?
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Oof.Hello.
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- What are you doing home?
Is it over?
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Oh, my God.
Did prom burn down?
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- No, just my night.
- What happened?
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- I tried my best,
okay?
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I went, I saw,
it conquered me.
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- Honey.
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But it'’s your senior prom.
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[gasps]
Did you win queen?
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- I left
before they announced it.
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- What?
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Why?
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- It'’s no big deal.
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- Do you know
what I would'’ve given
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to just be nominated
for prom queen?
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I was pregnant at my prom.
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I missed out on so much
because of that, and you--
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you left early?
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- I'’m sorry if my leaving early
hurts you,
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but I couldn'’t stay
any longer.
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I tried, but my first dress
got ruined.
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My second dress
caught on fire,
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and Adam showed up
to surprise Tamara.
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Her dream prom came true.
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And I am happy for her,
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but I couldn'’t stay at prom
with no date, a melted dress
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just so that
you could live out
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some vicarious fantasy
of a prom that you never had.
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[cell phone beeps]
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God, I am turning my phone off,
and I am getting ready for bed.
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Good night.
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- Okay.
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[somber music]
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♪
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[pop music playing]
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- Sadie, you came back!
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I knew you wouldn'’t
abandon me at prom.
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Isn'’t it a dream?
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- Hallucination, maybe.
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- I'’m about five drinks away
from seeing this as a dream.
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- A drink?
Why didn'’t you say so?
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One cup of prancing pony punch
coming right up.
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- Looking fierce tonight, queen.
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- I'’m not giving you any booze,
Prince Charmless.
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- You either?
This is oppressive.
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Everybody knows that
the only way to get through prom
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is in a permanent brown-out.
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Blackout light,
just the right amount of drunk.
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- Hey, we have a room.
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- Good for you, sluts.
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- No, not for hooking up.
For partying.
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- We can share.
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- I don'’t hate that idea.
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- I find myself
not hating that idea either.
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- Hey, Lissa,
have you seen Jenna?
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- I saw the back of her
when she left,
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which is really uncool.
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Prom court pairs
are going to be uneven now.
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- She left?
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- Well,
at least my prom king is here.
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Oops.
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- Okay, thanks.
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- Don'’t listen to me!
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[knocking on door]
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- I'’m not listening.
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- Jenna...
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- I told you,
I'’m done with tonight.
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- Just hear me out.
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I'’ve been thinking about
what you said about me wanting
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to experience prom
vicariously through you.
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I Googled "vicarious,"
and you are not wrong about me
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projecting some of my own stuff
onto you in the past,
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but that is not
what this is about.
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I want you
to go back for you.
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Think about how far
you'’ve come.
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Do you know how pissed
sophomore Jenna
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would be at senior Jenna
right now?
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You were just nominated
for prom queen.
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- The way my night was going,
I wasn'’t gonna win.
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- So?
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So your night
wasn'’t a dream.
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It wasn'’t perfect.
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But if you sit around waiting
for everything to be perfect,
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life is gonna pass you by
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while you'’re eating ice cream
in your pajamas.
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- I already washed my face.
- Slap on some blush.
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- My dress is ruined.
I can'’t go in that.
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I don'’t look like
a prom queen.
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- To be honest, that dress
was jacked to begin with.
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You know, I don'’t think
those people nominated you
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because of how you look.
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I think you were nominated
because of how you are.
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All those people liked you
enough to vote for you.
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Are you really gonna insult them
by not being there?
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- Mom was right--it was time
to put the rocky road
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that was tonight behind me.
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Plus, eating your feelings
only works in Lifetime movies.
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All right, I'’ll go back.
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- [gasps]
Yay!
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Oh, sorry, dress.
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- Eh, it had nothing
left to lose.
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[alternative music playing]
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♪
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- Jenna, you'’re back!
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And you'’re wearing a sundress.
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- Why isn'’t everyone dancing?
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- Whoria Gloria--or just Gloria,
back away from your date.
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Double pregnant
is a real thing.
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- Does that answer
your question?
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Val is acting like
a crazy lady.
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- You mean like herself?
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- Yeah, but worse.
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- You think I don'’t see you.
I do.
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- Hey, easy, tiger.
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Hey, I know that your heart
is in the right place here,
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but it'’s their senior prom,
so let them have a little fun.
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- But they'’re almost done,
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and this is my last chance
to mold them.
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- Well I think you deserve
a little fun too, hmm?
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Come on.
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- You know I can'’t
resist you in khaki.
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- That'’s right.
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- Did I miss
prom court announcements?
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- No, we haven'’t done it yet
because nobody'’s here.
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Ugh!
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Where is everybody?
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- ♪ So, everybody, get up
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♪ Tell everybody get up
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- Five fingers, bitch.
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- [gasps]
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- Well, it'’s not
a private room,
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but it'’s free, and no one'’s
paying attention to us.
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I can'’t believe we'’re gonna
have sex for the first time
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on prom night.
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How hot is that?
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- Tamara, we can'’t
exactly have sex in here.
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- Well, of course not right
here, but there'’s a bathroom.
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♪
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- ♪ Tell everybody get up
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♪ Tell everybody get up
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♪ Tell everybody get up,
get up, get up, get up ♪
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- Oh, sh--
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- Hey, Matty.
So is this a thing?
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You come to this door
and not the front one?
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- Uh...
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First time?
- Ah.
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- I'’m sorry,
Mr. Hamilton.
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I'’m just looking for Jenna.
Is she here?
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- She was,
but then she left.
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Her mother drove her back
to the prom.
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- Oh.
- Everything all right?
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- Yeah, totally.
Thanks.
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- Hey, I ever tell you
about my prom?
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Man, what a night.
Can I get you something?
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Come here.
Take a load off.
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Chill out.
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[pop music playing]
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- Here, it'’s a tasty concoction.Try it.
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- Is this apple vodka?
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I thought
gays had better taste.
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This drink is
a hate crime.
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all: Snatchy!
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- Miss Saxton
if you'’re nasty.
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- Janet Jackson reference.
- Respect.
251
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,870
- Thank you, Two Directions.
- Zing again!
252
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:11,306
Ah, where'’d you
find this guy?
253
00:10:11,306 --> 00:10:14,309
- Boys "R" Us.
- Jesus, they'’ve multiplied.
254
00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:17,181
- I'’m sorry for calling you
basic for wanting to go to prom.
255
00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:19,096
That was basic of me.
- It'’s okay.
256
00:10:19,096 --> 00:10:20,924
Dressing up like
Janet'’s brother Michael
257
00:10:20,924 --> 00:10:23,971
circa the "Bad" tour
definitely makes up for it.
258
00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:29,759
- So this is where everyone is?
259
00:10:29,759 --> 00:10:32,109
Sadie?
260
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,415
Even you?
261
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:35,243
And, Theo, you'’re supposed to bemy date.
262
00:10:35,243 --> 00:10:38,594
I worked so hard to make tonight
the best prom ever.
263
00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:41,858
Why doesn'’t anyone
appreciate it?
264
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,817
- Thanks a lot,
Hamiltuna.
265
00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,209
- How is this my fault?
I just got here.
266
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,863
- Any time any of my friends
is upset,
267
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:49,083
it always leads back to you.
268
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,998
Come on, you gays,
we'’re going back downstairs.
269
00:10:50,998 --> 00:10:53,130
Lissa doesn'’t deserve
any of this.
270
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:57,352
- Do we have to?
It'’s so lame down there.
271
00:10:57,352 --> 00:10:58,353
- Not anymore.
272
00:10:58,353 --> 00:11:00,181
both: Not anymore!
273
00:11:00,181 --> 00:11:02,966
♪
274
00:11:02,966 --> 00:11:04,533
- Back then,
we called them love bites.
275
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:06,578
[both laugh]
276
00:11:06,578 --> 00:11:07,971
So then Lacey'’s dad
walks in.
277
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,233
He'’s like,
"I think that my daughter
278
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:12,062
is allergic to something
in your car."
279
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:14,108
And I'’m just sitting there
trying not to laugh.
280
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:15,631
- I'’m trying
not to laugh right now.
281
00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,589
It'’s very, very hilarious.
- Right?
282
00:11:17,589 --> 00:11:19,113
So then Lacey gets this idea.
283
00:11:19,113 --> 00:11:20,070
She'’s like,
"We should just--I think--"
284
00:11:20,070 --> 00:11:21,593
- Hey, so, Mr. Hamilton...
- Huh?
285
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:22,725
- This has been great.
286
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,380
I really--I got to go.
- Where?
287
00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,686
- Back to prom.
288
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:27,774
I am trying to get in
one dance with Jenna
289
00:11:27,774 --> 00:11:29,123
before the whole thing'’s over.
290
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,647
- Oh, why didn'’t
you say something?
291
00:11:31,647 --> 00:11:35,651
Hey, go get our girl.
292
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,653
- Okay.
- All right.
293
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:39,568
- ♪ Get it
294
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:41,352
♪ Get it
295
00:11:41,352 --> 00:11:43,572
♪ Get it
296
00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,356
♪ Get it
297
00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:47,271
♪ Get it
298
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:49,317
♪ Get it
299
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,623
♪ Get it
300
00:11:51,623 --> 00:11:53,887
[all cheering]
301
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:06,551
- I'’m really sorry
for leaving you alone.
302
00:12:06,551 --> 00:12:08,989
That was not charming.
303
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:13,384
You pulled together
the most original prom
304
00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,647
that any of these Conrad clones
will ever see,
305
00:12:15,647 --> 00:12:18,650
and I love you for it.
306
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,349
- Aw, that'’s so sweet.
307
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:23,090
- ♪ Follow the leader,
follow the leader ♪
308
00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:25,396
- Hey, Lissa,
this punch is great!
309
00:12:25,396 --> 00:12:26,789
- Thanks!
310
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:30,271
- Yeah, it'’s [bleep] delicious.
311
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,013
- Yay, someone cast
a spell over prom
312
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,579
and made it
enchanted again!
313
00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:35,667
- Bibbity bobbity booze.
314
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:36,843
- Huh?
- Huh?
315
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:40,324
- [squeals]
Best prom ever!
316
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:43,545
[all cheering]
317
00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:46,678
- Hey, have you seen Jenna?
318
00:12:46,678 --> 00:12:48,942
- Every night in every dream.
319
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,336
- How about tonight?
320
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:54,251
- Uh, yeah, she'’s probably
upstairs in the party room,
321
00:12:54,251 --> 00:12:55,644
but you'’re not going up there
right now, are you?
322
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:58,647
They'’re about to announce
prom court, and...
323
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,693
well, I'’m not supposed to
tell anyone, but, uh,
324
00:13:01,693 --> 00:13:03,826
I'’m winning king.
325
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,176
- You are?
- Yeah, Troy told me.
326
00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,788
He knows the girl
who counts the votes, so--
327
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,790
- Oh, that is great, dude.
328
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:15,055
I will be back in time
for your big moment, I promise.
329
00:13:15,055 --> 00:13:16,534
- ♪ Follow the leader,
follow the leader ♪
330
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,537
♪ Follow the leader,
f-f-follow the leader ♪
331
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:22,105
♪ Follow the leader,
f-follow the leader ♪
332
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:30,113
[quirky music]
333
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,898
♪
334
00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,160
- [snoring]
335
00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,726
- Hello?
336
00:13:36,859 --> 00:13:39,644
Oh, hey,
have you seen Jenna?
337
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,081
- Hey.
- Jenna?
338
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:42,343
She left.
339
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,823
- Again?
- Again? What do you mean again?
340
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,781
She left, like, two hours ago.
- She came back.
341
00:13:45,781 --> 00:13:47,174
You haven'’t seen her?
342
00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:50,264
- I haven'’t seen anyone in...
45 minutes?
343
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:53,702
- That'’s--okay.
344
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,792
- [continues snoring]
345
00:13:56,792 --> 00:14:00,840
- ♪ Energy, set me free,
take me away ♪
346
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,277
- Pretty strong face salute
you gave Vanessa back there.
347
00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,323
- I believe that'’s what'’s
referred to as a "bitch slap."
348
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:07,803
- Which one of you
is the bitch?
349
00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,457
- Fair.
350
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:10,501
- Are you sure
you'’re not embarrassed
351
00:14:10,501 --> 00:14:12,155
to be dancing
with me right now?
352
00:14:12,155 --> 00:14:14,462
- I shouldn'’t have said
that you taking a gap year
353
00:14:14,462 --> 00:14:17,421
was embarrassing, but you
clearly got me back, Jacob.
354
00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,771
It was not fun watching
my friends climb over you
355
00:14:19,771 --> 00:14:21,948
like a human jungle gym.
356
00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:24,385
- Yeah, what'’s up with that?
357
00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:25,386
- Hmm.
358
00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,127
Girls are weird.
359
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:28,519
You know that.
360
00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,873
- Including you.
361
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,962
You only wanted me back
when you saw me with Vanessa,
362
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,225
which I'’m okay with.
363
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,226
- [sighs]
364
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:40,314
- Use me.
365
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:42,446
- Okay, a big part
366
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:45,580
of why I freaked out
about the gap year thing is,
367
00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,930
I don'’t know what
we'’re doing next year.
368
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:51,586
I don'’t really want a boyfriend
while I'’m brand-new at Stanford.
369
00:14:51,586 --> 00:14:53,501
Does that make sense?
370
00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:56,112
- Yeah, I didn'’t want to be
the one to break it off,
371
00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:59,202
but I didn'’t know how it
was gonna work with me down here
372
00:14:59,202 --> 00:15:00,725
and you
all the way up there.
373
00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:04,729
- So I guess we should
go our separate ways?
374
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,343
- The calmest breakup
I'’ve ever been a part of.
375
00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,911
- Me too.
I'’m kind of impressed by us.
376
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,651
- Yeah.
Are you impressed by this?
377
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,044
- [laughs]
378
00:15:15,044 --> 00:15:16,654
- Am I embarrassing you,Gabby?
379
00:15:16,654 --> 00:15:18,613
- I'’m not embarrassed.
380
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:20,354
But those people should be.
381
00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:21,964
- Whoa, it looks like
someone forgot
382
00:15:21,964 --> 00:15:24,010
the "nothing below
the waist" rule!
383
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:27,796
- Valerie Marks?
Five-finger distance please.
384
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:30,494
Also, it'’s time to crown
the prom king and queen.
385
00:15:30,494 --> 00:15:33,062
All prom court nominees,
please come up to the stage.
386
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:35,978
[applause]
387
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:44,291
- Matty, let'’s go, let'’s go!
Ooh, watch my dress.
388
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:48,077
- All right, everyone shape up.
We'’re gonna start here.
389
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,601
Can I get everyone'’s attention?
Look over here.
390
00:15:50,601 --> 00:15:52,516
- Ugh!
- Okay, all right.
391
00:15:52,516 --> 00:15:55,128
Time to crown
some Palos Hills royalty.
392
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:58,261
- Idiots, they'’ll see this.
- Prom court, yeah!
393
00:15:58,261 --> 00:16:01,743
- Young lady,
what do you have there?
394
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:02,962
- Empty liquor bottles, sir.
395
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,529
I know, but they'’re not mine.
396
00:16:05,529 --> 00:16:07,967
- [sniffing] Miss Saxton,
have you been drinking tonight?
397
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,186
- How was I supposed to know
that the punch was spiked?
398
00:16:10,186 --> 00:16:12,232
I'’d never voluntarily drink
lighter fluid.
399
00:16:12,232 --> 00:16:13,711
- Let me see the purse.
- What is this?
400
00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,365
A stop and frisk?
401
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,367
I'’m a U.S. citizen.
I have rights.
402
00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:20,153
- You'’re a student,
so actually, you don'’t.
403
00:16:20,153 --> 00:16:22,285
Give me the purse.
404
00:16:22,285 --> 00:16:24,505
[purse unzips]
405
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:28,683
You'’re not walking
at graduation.
406
00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:29,684
Those were the rules.
407
00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:31,251
- But I'’m valedictorian.
408
00:16:31,251 --> 00:16:32,556
I'’m giving a speech.
409
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,862
- Not anymore you'’re not.
410
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:35,472
[regal music playing]
411
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,300
- The moment
you'’ve all been waiting for.
412
00:16:37,300 --> 00:16:40,347
It is time to crown
some Palos Hills royalty.
413
00:16:40,347 --> 00:16:43,263
Gonna do it any second now,
right after a drum roll.
414
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:45,395
Can we get a drum roll in here?
415
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,006
Is there a drum roll?
416
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:48,790
Okay, forget it.
That'’s all right.
417
00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:52,098
Um, and your prom queen is...
418
00:16:56,885 --> 00:16:58,104
Heather Lee.
419
00:16:58,104 --> 00:17:01,716
[cheers and applause]
420
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,071
- No hard feelings?
421
00:17:10,768 --> 00:17:12,553
- And your king is...
422
00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:16,774
- Kyle!
423
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,168
Your king is Kyle!
424
00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:20,343
- Okay!
425
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:22,476
[cheers and applause]
426
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,868
Thanks, buddy!
427
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:32,790
And thanks to all of you.
428
00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:34,096
You'’ve made me very proud.
429
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,619
- That'’s good.
All right.
430
00:17:35,619 --> 00:17:38,013
Tha--That'’s great.
That'’s too much.
431
00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:41,277
All right, time for your
spotlight dance with your court.
432
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,279
Have at it, royals.
433
00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,890
You'’re better than all of us.
434
00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:49,111
Enjoy it while it lasts.
435
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:52,027
- ♪ It'’s not your fault
that I can'’t use words ♪
436
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,508
- So I wasn'’t queen.
So what?
437
00:17:54,508 --> 00:17:58,164
I was still glad to be there.
Mom was right.
438
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:02,124
I shouldn'’t miss this moment
even if it wasn'’t about me.
439
00:18:04,039 --> 00:18:06,302
- Uh...
440
00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,521
can I cut in?
441
00:18:07,521 --> 00:18:10,132
- Yeah, I prefer blondes anyway.
442
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,525
- I guess that makes you
a gentleman.
443
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,397
- Why?
- Gentlemen prefer blondes.
444
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,269
Duh, it'’s a hair commercial.
445
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,448
- [sighs]
446
00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,146
Jenna, I know a lot
has happened between us.
447
00:18:24,146 --> 00:18:26,148
We'’ve both made mistakes,
I'’ve messed up more than once,
448
00:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,630
and I can tell that you'’re
over it, but the thing is...
449
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,849
I love you.
450
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,634
I just do.
451
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:34,504
And it'’s not something
I can decide to do
452
00:18:34,504 --> 00:18:35,897
or decide not to do.
453
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,726
It'’s just--
it'’s like breathing.
454
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,641
I always have,
and I always will, and I just--
455
00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:44,862
I couldn'’t let your senior prom
go by without telling you.
456
00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,734
- I couldn'’t believe it.
457
00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,911
It was the most romantic moment
any girl had ever had
458
00:18:49,911 --> 00:18:53,132
at any prom,
but he was right.
459
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,525
We had both hurt each other
so many times,
460
00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,572
it was just...
461
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,008
too late.
462
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,494
[pop music playing]
463
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:10,366
- Jenna, you know what?
464
00:19:10,366 --> 00:19:12,716
You don'’t even have to answer.
465
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:17,634
I love you,
and I just had to say that.
466
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:20,071
- Okay, that'’s the end
of the prom court dance.
467
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:21,595
Everyone, have at it!
468
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:23,162
- Matty, wait!
469
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,774
I love you.
470
00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,950
I always have.
471
00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,778
I just had to say it.
472
00:19:30,778 --> 00:19:33,607
- ♪ Please don'’t slow it down ♪
473
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:37,306
♪ '’Cause till the sun
falls down ♪
474
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:40,701
♪ I'’ll be burning for you,
I'’ll be burning for you ♪
475
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,487
♪ Until the stars fade out
476
00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:49,275
♪ I'’ll be burning for you
like I'’m burning up right ♪
477
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,667
♪ I'’m burning up like ♪
478
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:56,673
♪ Oh
479
00:19:56,673 --> 00:20:03,898
♪ I'’m burning up like, oh ♪
480
00:20:03,898 --> 00:20:09,512
♪ I'’m burning up like,
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
481
00:20:09,512 --> 00:20:13,473
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
482
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:17,041
♪ Oh, oh,
oh, oh ♪
483
00:20:17,041 --> 00:20:20,088
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
484
00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:23,265
♪ '’Cause till the sun
falls down ♪
485
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:26,660
♪ I'’m burning up like,
I'’m burning up like ♪
486
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:30,707
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh,
I'’m burning up like ♪
487
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:33,493
- In the end,
I didn'’t get my dream prom,
488
00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:36,017
but the reality
was so much better.
489
00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:39,716
- ♪ I'’m burning up like,
I'’m burning up like ♪
490
00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,370
♪ I'’m burning up like ♪
491
00:20:45,287 --> 00:20:46,767
- Next on "Awkward"...
492
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,943
There was only one day
of school left, graduation day.
493
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:51,032
- Miss Saxton, you cannot
walk with your class.
494
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:52,599
- This is really unfair.
495
00:20:52,599 --> 00:20:54,340
- I know sometimes Sadie
can seem like a lady dog,
496
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:55,689
but it'’s just her way
of being nice.
497
00:20:55,689 --> 00:20:58,257
- If Sadie doesn'’t walk,
none of us should walk.
498
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,824
High school was over
once and for all.
499
00:21:00,824 --> 00:21:02,913
- Look, I didn'’t want
to say anything before, but--
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