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- Previously on Awkward...
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- Love is dead,
and I killed it.
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Well, you fired the gun.
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- I really messed things up
with us.
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We were really good together.
- What are you saying?
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- I miss the way we were.
- I love Matty.
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- What did you want
to tell me so bad?
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- Would I ever forgive myself
for letting Matty go?
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- I couldn'’t stop thinking about
my dinner with Matty.
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Sure, I had done
the mature thing
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by not telling him
that I loved him,
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but being mature felt a lot
like being miserable.
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It didn'’t help that it was
the most romantic time
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of the high school year:
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promposal season.
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Well, some promposals
were more romantic than others.
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Either way, all they did
was constantly remind me
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that I would never have
my perfect prom with Matty.
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Because of me.
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Ugh, I just have to keep
my head down, blinders on.
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- [yelps]
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[crowd gasps]
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- Sorry.
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Hope she says yes.
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[keys clacking]
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[gunshot]
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- I get home and Val'’s
lying on the couch.
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- Really?
- Just like last week.
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- But again?
Why does she do that?
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That is really cr--
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What the?
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- Oh, who'’s it from?
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- Sorry, not for you.
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- Watch your aim, a-hole.
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- A paper airplane? Seriously?
Talk about amateur hour.
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His parents are probably
driving him to prom.
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- All promposals
are amateur hour.
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Promposal? What idiot
made up that word anyway?
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- I always thought it was you.
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- Despite being known for my
cutting-edge wordplay,
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Jenna, no, I did not.
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I would never compare
a prom ask to a proposal.
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Real proposals are amazing.
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If anyone actually proposed
with a paper airplane,
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they'’d be kicked to the curb
to die alone.
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- Looked like Tamara was stuck
in promposal hell, too.
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She was clearly still sad
about Adam.
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We were both in a nightmare
of our own making.
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But was there a way
for me to break out?
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So, I was thinking about
maybe asking Matty to prom,
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as friends.
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What?
What'’s wrong?
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- You. You'’re wrong.
Do you even hear yourself?
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- What?
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- Your name is Jenna, and you'’re
an addict--a Matty addict.
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- Come on, I'’m not
addicted to Matty.
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- You'’re practically shaking
from Matty withdrawal.
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You did the right thing
at dinner.
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If you go to prom with him,
you'’ll relapse
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and start mainlining Matty.
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- Okay, don'’t you think
you'’re being a tad dramatic?
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It'’s no big deal.
- Not a big deal?
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Let me paint
a prom portrait for you, Jenna.
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You and Matty go as
"just friends"
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and then the first
Adele ballad in,
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you start spilling your
feelings, you make out,
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and then you start dating.
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Ooh, hooray!
No, not hooray.
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All summer long, the dark cloud
of long distance
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will loom over you
and you'’ll be stressing
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so you'’ll get in tons
of fights.
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Then, you'’ll be
at Wyckoff in Maine,
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and Matty will be at Berkeley.
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You'’ll fly cross-country
on the weekends,
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therefore you won'’t be making
any friends at your new school,
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and then when Matty finally
does come visit you,
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he'’ll go snowboarding,
he'’ll break his leg,
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and he'’ll be walking
with a limp.
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Not only have you ruined
his soccer career,
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but everyone will call him
Matty McLimpin'’.
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All because you shared
your feelings at prom.
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Don'’t do it.
Put down the drug.
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You need to go straight
from AA directly to Triple A:
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Avoid, Avoid, Avoid.
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Get out of my way!
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- Tamara had painted
a terrifying picture,
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and as much as I hated
to admit it, she was right.
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Matty was my drug of choice
and I had to go cold turkey.
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- Hey.
How did dinner with Jenna go?
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- Dinner wasn'’t what I expected.
- What do you mean?
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- I don'’t know, man, I think
I totally misread her signals.
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- So what about prom?
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- She pretty much
shut that idea down.
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She probably wants to go
with somebody else.
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Sucks.
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- Sorry, dude.
So who are you gonna ask?
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- Well, it'’s funny
you should mention that.
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Jacob, will you go to promwith me?
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- Yes, Matthew.
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Seriously, come on,
you'’ve got to go.
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- I know.
I'’ll figure it out.
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Sort of confused about
lots of stuff right now.
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- I hear ya. I can'’t believe
I didn'’t commit to a college.
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But why would I want to go
into enormous student debt
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for a school that
I'’m not excited about?
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You know one of the colleges
I got into used to be a prison?
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- Yikes.
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- I was thinking about
maybe taking a gap year.
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Is that crazy?
- No, that sounds rad.
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Don'’t settle on a school
you'’re not psyched about.
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And, if you take a gap year,
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you can come to Berkeley
and party all the time.
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- Yeah!
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Berkeley'’s right by
Stanford and Gabby,
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so gap year could be perfect.
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[pop music]
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♪ Take a petal off
a four-leaf clover ♪
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[phone rings]
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- Ugh, I hate her.
- Who?
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- Forget it.
- Okay.
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So I still need to talk to you
about the food truck.
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- What, is there
a bratwurst emergency?
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I can'’t really think about
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that moving health code
violation right now.
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- But I--
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- Sergio, what I'’m
trying to say is,
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I couldn'’t give less of a
[bleep] about the food truck.
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I have real-life actual
problems to worry about.
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I have to get to class.
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♪
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- Hey, it'’s Sergio.
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Yeah.
I'’m in.
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- Hey, what are we doing
for prom?
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- We?
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- Actually, I just meant
me and Cole.
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That is, will you go
to prom with me?
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- What? Prom?
What'’s next, moving in?
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Are you guys lesbians?
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I didn'’t know you could
hit rock-bottom
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after only dating
for eight days.
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- Yeah, prom is the gateway drug
to basic-ness.
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One second you'’re saying
"yes" to prom, the next,
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you'’re posting inspirational
quotes on Facebook.
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"Keep Calm and Carry on!"
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- "Dance like nobody'’s
watching!"
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- Tell me how you really feel,
Cole.
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- Ugh, who does Namas-gay
think you are?
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Some kind of
brainless prom-zombie?
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- Yeah.
Totally.
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- As president and therefore
head of prom committee,
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I have to give this
stupid survey to find out
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what people want the theme
for stupid prom to be.
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- And why is Hamil-uggs
hovering around you?
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Hoping for a pity ask?
- I'’m helping her.
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- Yeah, so I don'’t have to deal
with this prom-ssignment alone.
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Anyway, the choices are,
Under the Sea, Y2K,
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Disco Madness,
and Surf'’s Up Cowabunga.
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- Those are the stupidest themes
I'’ve ever heard.
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Who came up with this, a bunch
of monkeys on typewriters?
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- We all know they'’re lame,
so just pick one.
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It doesn'’t matter anyway.
Prom sucks.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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- The only thing worse
than not going
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with Matty to prom would be
going with Matty to prom.
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It was killing me, but I had to
pretend that I didn'’t care.
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- What the hell are you guys
talking about?
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Prom is the most important event
of our senior year
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before graduation.
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Embrace it.
Go with someone you love.
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- Not all of us are in love,
you cloying sap.
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- You don'’t
have to be in love.
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You don'’t even
have to be dating.
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Just someone you do love.
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It'’s a celebration
of our four years together.
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- Hear, hear.
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- I see you talking, Jake,
but all I hear is,
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"Wah wah wah wah wah,"
like Charlie Brown'’s teacher.
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- I can'’t believe your attitude!
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You are the head
of the prom committee!
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Show a little respect!
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- Do you want to do it?
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Be my guest.
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- Go with someone you love?
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That is exactly what
is wrong with prom.
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It is an enforced romantic
Hallmark faux-liday
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for high school.
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I mean, you'’re expected to drop
tons of cash on a dress, limo,
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tickets, and dinner
just to dance in a Ramada
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off the freeway?
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90% of the prom-going public
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expect Pretty in Pink
and they get Carrie.
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And who profits?
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- Dry cleaners?
- The big corporations.
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It'’s the prom industrial
complex.
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- I wish I could just opt out
of the whole thing.
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Like how you can sign up
on the "do not call" list
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for telemarketers.
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There should be
a "do not ask" list.
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- Jenna, that is
I Dream of Genius.
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We should totes make
a "Do Not Ask."
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We can put it on the wall
in the senior hallway.
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- And if you sign it, everyone
will know you'’re off-limits.
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- No one should be forced
to go to this farce.
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- Do Not Ask
was the perfect solution.
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I wouldn'’t have to worry
about going or not going
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to prom with Matty,
because I wouldn'’t be going.
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No Matty and no prom-blems.
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- Congrats, Jenna, although
you'’ve always been my queen.
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- Huh?
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- The prom court nominees
are up!
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- Being nominated
for prom queen
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meant that for me, "Do Not Ask"
had turned into a "Have to Go."
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So much for that plan.
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- Being on prom court with Matty
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would have been sophomore
Jenna'’s dream come true.
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Hell, Jenna-until-two-days-
ago'’s dream come true.
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And the irony was that I was
the one keeping us apart.
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- Okay, so everyone pair into
couples for the group photo.
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Remember, it'’s for
the school newspaper,
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so don'’t look, like, weird.
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- Well, would it be so bad
if we just posed as a couple?
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Hey, want to be posers together?
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- Always.
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I love how you'’re the perfect
height for my arm.
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- Nope, couldn'’t do it.
Felt too good.
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He'’s too cute.
Avoid, avoid, avoid.
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This isn'’t working.
Hey, let'’s switch.
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- We belong together, Jenna.
- Sure, Kyle.
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I hated to be a snob,
but it was kind of weird
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that Kyle was on prom court.
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- Hey, Kyle.
Lookin'’ good, bro.
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- Oh, no.
Kyle was nominated as a joke.
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Poor guy.
He stuck out like a sore thumb.
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Everyone else on prom court
was popular.
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Everyone except me.
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Four kings, four queens,
and two jokers.
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- Okay, everyone say,
"prom fairyland."
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- all: Prom fairyland.
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00:09:27,697 --> 00:09:29,351
- Avoid the tyranny of prom
240
00:09:29,351 --> 00:09:32,789
that corporate America
is forcing on you, sheeple.
241
00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:34,835
Sign up.
242
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,488
Nice dress.
Except you have a stain on it.
243
00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,403
- What?Where?
244
00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,057
- It'’s from the prom Kool-Aid
you'’ve been drinking.
245
00:09:40,057 --> 00:09:41,842
Prom court is not
a binding contract.
246
00:09:41,842 --> 00:09:43,800
You are a traitor
to the Do Not Ask.
247
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,454
- Okay, so I got
a little excited.
248
00:09:45,454 --> 00:09:47,761
It'’s prom court, Tamara.
- You'’re only human.
249
00:09:47,761 --> 00:09:49,719
- But don'’t worry,
I'’m not going to go.
250
00:09:49,719 --> 00:09:51,025
My nomination was a joke.
251
00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,592
- A joke? Like, "Knock, knock.
Who'’s there?
252
00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:54,115
Jenna the prom queen"?
253
00:09:54,115 --> 00:09:56,204
- No, I'’m the loser nominee
and so was Kyle.
254
00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:59,424
This is sophomore year
Winter Formal déjà vu.
255
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,557
It'’s not about a nomination.
It'’s about humiliation.
256
00:10:01,557 --> 00:10:03,124
- That'’s not true.
257
00:10:03,124 --> 00:10:04,865
- Don'’t try and
make me feel better.
258
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,170
- I don'’t sugarcoat
hard facts, Jenna.
259
00:10:06,170 --> 00:10:08,129
We voted for prom king
and queen nominees
260
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:11,132
the day you caused the blackout
and you were super popular.
261
00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:13,525
This is the result of your
literal 15 minutes of fame.
262
00:10:13,525 --> 00:10:15,789
- Okay, so then why do
the Julies look at me
263
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,355
like I'’m a piece of gum stuck to
the bottom of their Louboutins?
264
00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:18,835
- That'’s their resting face.
You should know that by now.
265
00:10:18,835 --> 00:10:20,837
- I had to admit,
266
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,448
I was more than a little
relieved that I wasn'’t a joke.
267
00:10:23,448 --> 00:10:25,712
Did I actually have a chance
at winning prom queen?
268
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:28,149
- I can tell you'’re already
planning your acceptance speech,
269
00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:30,107
you sell-out.
270
00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,848
Wait, hold the tiara.
271
00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:33,241
Jenna, you have to win
prom queen.
272
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:35,156
- Well, that was
a quick turnaround.
273
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,419
- That way you can use
your speech as a platform
274
00:10:37,419 --> 00:10:40,988
to tell the assembled masses
how they'’ve degraded themselves.
275
00:10:40,988 --> 00:10:41,945
- I don'’t really think
I'’d make a speech.
276
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:44,426
- Take prom down
from the inside, Jenna.
277
00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:46,689
Viva la revolucion!
278
00:10:53,914 --> 00:10:57,439
[playing upbeat music
over speaker]
279
00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:59,136
- ♪ There'’s this thing
called a dance ♪
280
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,835
♪And this girl called Gabby ♪
281
00:11:01,835 --> 00:11:03,097
♪ Could I have a chance
282
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,926
♪ I mean, I'’m none too shabby ♪
283
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,536
♪ Why not reach for the moon
284
00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,799
♪ Why not hang from the stars
285
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,932
♪ It can'’t happen too soon ♪
286
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:16,066
♪ Gabby say you'’ll be mine ♪
287
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:18,547
♪ If you'’ll be my prom date ♪
288
00:11:18,547 --> 00:11:20,027
♪ I'’ll pledge my honor ♪
289
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,985
♪ It'’ll be effin'’ great ♪
290
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:24,596
♪Come on don'’t you wanna ♪
291
00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:26,511
♪ There'’s just two ways to go ♪
292
00:11:26,511 --> 00:11:28,600
♪ Will it be a "yes" or a "no"
293
00:11:28,600 --> 00:11:32,474
♪I can only handle a "yes" ♪
294
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:34,345
♪ So go pick out your dress
295
00:11:34,345 --> 00:11:36,652
♪'’Cause it'’s got to be
a "yes" ♪
296
00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,959
♪ Please don'’t make me guess ♪
297
00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:42,919
♪Just come on and say "yes" ♪
298
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,965
♪Say "yes" ♪
- all: Yes!
299
00:11:44,965 --> 00:11:46,749
- ♪ Say "yes"
- all: Yes!
300
00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,012
- ♪ Say "yes"
301
00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:53,277
♪ Say "yes"
Say "yes" ♪
302
00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,322
- Yes.
303
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,498
[cheering]
304
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,847
- Shh!
305
00:11:57,847 --> 00:12:00,110
- This is such a great day.
306
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,851
I feel like I have
everything figured out.
307
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,070
You'’re going to prom with me,
308
00:12:03,070 --> 00:12:04,898
I decided I'’m going to
take a gap year,
309
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,856
I had a really good lunch--
- Oh, what now?
310
00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,379
- I had a pepperoni
personal pizza.
311
00:12:08,379 --> 00:12:09,990
- No, no. The thing
you said before that.
312
00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:11,818
- Oh, I'’m gonna take
a gap year.
313
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:13,167
- As in not go to college?
314
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,298
- Just for a year.
315
00:12:14,298 --> 00:12:15,865
- To do what, exactly?Travel?
316
00:12:15,865 --> 00:12:17,432
- No, just stay home,
save some money
317
00:12:17,432 --> 00:12:18,650
so I can go to a school
that isn'’t known for
318
00:12:18,650 --> 00:12:21,305
giving ex-cons degrees.
319
00:12:21,305 --> 00:12:25,309
But I will be able to
visit you all the time.
320
00:12:25,309 --> 00:12:28,748
Anyway, where should we go
to dinner before prom?
321
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:31,489
- I don'’t know.
322
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,187
[phone rings]
323
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:36,799
[horn honks]
324
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:43,153
- What do you think?
325
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,416
- I think this is the worst
[bleep] promposal
326
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,417
I'’ve ever seen.
327
00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,941
- What the hell is a promposal?
328
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,203
Sounds like some weird
rich kid [bleep].
329
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:51,379
- It is.
330
00:12:51,379 --> 00:12:54,382
- I bought this.
I have my own business now.
331
00:12:54,382 --> 00:12:55,992
I'’m thinking about
calling it Sergio'’s.
332
00:12:55,992 --> 00:12:57,167
What do you think?
Is it too obvious?
333
00:12:57,167 --> 00:12:59,604
- And why would you do
something like that?
334
00:12:59,604 --> 00:13:01,215
- You know, for our future.
335
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:03,043
- Our future?
336
00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:05,436
How does you staying here have
anything to do with our future?
337
00:13:05,436 --> 00:13:07,569
- What do you mean? I'’m going
to visit you in New York.
338
00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,223
It'’s not like you asked me
to move in with you.
339
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:12,356
- Did I have to spell it outfor you?
340
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:14,619
I faked my roommate application
so I could have a single
341
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,447
and you could come be with me.
342
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,232
I cannot believe that you would
make such a huge decision
343
00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,321
without discussing it with me.
344
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,410
- Like how you decided to go
to Columbia without asking me?
345
00:13:22,410 --> 00:13:25,413
- That was Columbia.
You bought a food truck.
346
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:28,155
You just committed to
staying in this stupid town.
347
00:13:28,155 --> 00:13:29,765
Why continue this sham
of a relationship
348
00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,288
for a few more weeks?
349
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,986
Let'’s just put it
out of its misery now.
350
00:13:40,558 --> 00:13:41,864
- Sign up and take back
your dignity.
351
00:13:41,864 --> 00:13:44,214
Prom?
More like wrong.
352
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:46,129
That kind of works.
353
00:13:46,129 --> 00:13:48,958
Turn in your prom ticket and
you'’ll enter a raffle to meet
354
00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,960
my cousin'’s cover band of...
355
00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:54,224
Paramore.
356
00:13:54,224 --> 00:13:56,226
- Um, what are you doing?
357
00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:58,359
- Oh, it'’s this totally brillz
idea that Jenna thought of.
358
00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,578
It'’s a Do Not Ask list
so no idiot asks you to prom
359
00:14:00,578 --> 00:14:02,493
and you can opt out
of the whole charade.
360
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,495
- So Jenna thought of this?
361
00:14:04,495 --> 00:14:07,716
Interesting.
362
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:10,371
- Can I sign this twice?
363
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,938
Actually, you know
who should be on this?
364
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,591
That girl who listens
to The Fray
365
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,899
and has the "99% angel"
sticker on her BMW.
366
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,466
She doesn'’t deserve
to get asked to prom.
367
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:19,989
- Stop it.
368
00:14:19,989 --> 00:14:21,861
As head of the prom committee,
I forbid this.
369
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,298
I forbid it.
[snaps pencil]
370
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:28,606
- He got him a latte?
371
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:30,260
Is it vanilla flavored?
372
00:14:30,260 --> 00:14:34,177
- I think they
spelled your name wrong.
373
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,613
- I think they
spelled it right.
374
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,615
Yes, I'’ll go to prom
with you.
375
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:42,664
- Sick!
- Traitor!
376
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,840
- I thought it was sweet.
- So sweet.
377
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,016
Except, Theo, I thought
you and Cole would go together.
378
00:14:47,016 --> 00:14:48,148
- Because we'’re gay?
379
00:14:48,148 --> 00:14:49,584
For the billionth time,
380
00:14:49,584 --> 00:14:51,238
gay people can be friends
with each other.
381
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,023
- But friends can go to prom.
382
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:57,331
- You'’re right.
383
00:14:57,331 --> 00:15:00,508
Lissa, would you like to
go to prom with me?
384
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:04,120
- I'’m weighing
a couple of offers, but yes.
385
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:08,472
If I go with you, I'’m guaranteed
to keep my second virginity.
386
00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:10,431
- What the hell are you doing?
387
00:15:10,431 --> 00:15:11,519
- I'’m gonna show Cole
that two can play this
388
00:15:11,519 --> 00:15:13,260
back-to-basic game.
389
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,088
- I have to show you
my prom vision board.
390
00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,785
[squeals]
391
00:15:16,785 --> 00:15:20,093
- Everyone is drinking
the prom Kool-Aid, but not me.
392
00:15:20,093 --> 00:15:21,572
I don'’t even care about
going to prom
393
00:15:21,572 --> 00:15:23,444
in a Stella McCartney
gold sequin dress
394
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,315
with a light pink
matching corsage
395
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,883
and drinking champagne
in a town car, not a limo,
396
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,755
and getting a room at the Four
Seasons with all my friends.
397
00:15:30,755 --> 00:15:33,802
- The more Tamara protested,
the more I could tell...
398
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:37,632
she wanted to have
the perfect prom, just like me.
399
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,592
- Hey, babe.
400
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:43,855
So I figured out how
you can spend your gap year.
401
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,292
There'’s this inner-city
tutoring program
402
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,815
that you can volunteer at.
403
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,991
Oh, and this law firm
is looking for interns.
404
00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,602
You can also
take film classes at SC.
405
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:54,040
After all that, you could
definitely reach for an Ivy.
406
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,955
- Whoa.Thanks.
407
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,914
This is really sweet of you, but
none of this involves saving,
408
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:00,611
let alone making any money.
409
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,352
I already know
what I'’m going to do.
410
00:16:02,352 --> 00:16:04,572
I'’m going to live at home,
help my mom and sister,
411
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,617
and wait tables and that way
I can pay for a school
412
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,663
that I'’m really excited
about going to next year.
413
00:16:08,663 --> 00:16:11,013
- Yeah, I get that,
but how can you get into
414
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:14,321
a school you'’re excited about if
you don'’t do anything exciting?
415
00:16:14,321 --> 00:16:16,410
- Trust me,
I'’ll figure it out.
416
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:19,239
- But waiting tables?
- Why do you care so much?
417
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:21,893
- Because it'’s embarrassing.
418
00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:23,721
I didn'’t mean it like that.
419
00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,636
- No, I think you did.
420
00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,987
I wouldn'’t want to embarrass you
when I visit you at Stanford
421
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,946
and I certainly wouldn'’t want
to embarrass you at prom.
422
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,948
I think we should find
other dates.
423
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,477
- Hello?
- We'’re closed.
424
00:16:40,477 --> 00:16:44,525
We'’ll be open for business
in a few weeks.
425
00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:48,007
Oh, hey.
I thought we were broken up.
426
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,704
- I didn'’t mean we were
breaking up.
427
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:52,359
I just--I'’ve been so stressed
with this mom stuff
428
00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:54,578
that I haven'’t told you about
and I took it out on you
429
00:16:54,578 --> 00:16:56,667
and I'’m really sorry.
430
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,321
- That'’s the thing with you,
Sadie, it'’s always something.
431
00:16:58,321 --> 00:17:00,280
Today it was your mom,
yesterday it was Ally,
432
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,846
tomorrow it'’s going to be
the New York subway.
433
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:03,761
- I won'’t take the subway.
434
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:06,895
- Jesus!
You know what I mean.
435
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,723
It'’s always about you.
436
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,290
When is it going to be
about me?
437
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,944
You haven'’t even
congratulated me on the truck.
438
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,946
- Congratulations.
I'’m really happy for you.
439
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,340
I promise I will be better.
440
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,169
- Look, I'’m sorry.
I don'’t believe you.
441
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:22,084
All I want to do is love you,
442
00:17:22,084 --> 00:17:25,522
and you fight me
every step of the way.
443
00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,655
I can'’t fight anymore.
444
00:17:27,655 --> 00:17:30,136
- ♪ How easily it goes away
445
00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:35,228
- So if you'’ll excuse me,
I got a lot of work to do.
446
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:40,885
- ♪How easily it goes away ♪
447
00:17:48,589 --> 00:17:49,981
- Who knew
I'’d actually be relieved
448
00:17:49,981 --> 00:17:52,506
to be paired with Kyle
over Matty?
449
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,857
He was sweet,
despite certain quirks.
450
00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,163
- Let'’s rehearse what happens
451
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,773
when we crown
the prom king and queen.
452
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:01,863
So let'’s just say
Matty wins prom king
453
00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:04,170
and Jenna wins prom queen.
454
00:18:04,170 --> 00:18:06,868
Ooh, I'’m so excited.
It'’s like the real thing.
455
00:18:06,868 --> 00:18:08,913
- The universe certainly
had a sick sense of humor,
456
00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:11,307
and by "the universe"
I meant Lissa.
457
00:18:11,307 --> 00:18:12,830
- So, you guys will
walk up to me
458
00:18:12,830 --> 00:18:15,268
and I'’ll place the crowns
on your head.
459
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,487
Come on.
Come on.
460
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:26,453
Then you wave to the crowd,
461
00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:28,194
and then you'’ll slow dance.
462
00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:31,066
Let'’s do it for funsies.
Okay, everyone else pair up.
463
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:32,676
Stand back.
464
00:18:32,676 --> 00:18:34,113
There should be at least
a five-foot radius
465
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:37,159
between the winners
and the rest of you losers.
466
00:18:37,159 --> 00:18:39,161
- Soak it up, Hamilton.
467
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:42,469
- Because an imaginary win
is all you'’re getting.
468
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,297
- Okay, dance.
469
00:18:44,297 --> 00:18:46,125
- That'’s okay, really.
It'’s fine.
470
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,300
- Come on, Jenna,
it'’s just a dance.
471
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:50,041
- I said dance!
472
00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:52,914
- Fine.
473
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,698
- Listen, I get it.
474
00:18:54,698 --> 00:18:57,005
You want me to go to school
2,000 miles away from you,
475
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,747
you created a Do Not Ask list.
476
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:02,445
Why, so I wouldn'’t
ask you to prom?
477
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,186
I wasn'’t going to
ask you anyway.
478
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,841
You made it perfectly clear
you didn'’t want me to.
479
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,930
Just try to get through
one stupid dance,
480
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:11,237
even though you obviously
hate me now for some reason.
481
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,108
- I don'’t hate you.
I did all those things because--
482
00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:16,024
- I don'’t care.
It doesn'’t matter why.
483
00:19:16,024 --> 00:19:19,549
I got your message loud and
clear. I'’ll just stay away.
484
00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:24,685
- Rehearsal isn'’t over.
485
00:19:24,685 --> 00:19:26,339
- Every inch of me wanted
to scream,
486
00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,254
"I love you."
487
00:19:28,254 --> 00:19:30,995
The only person I hated
was myself.
488
00:19:30,995 --> 00:19:32,171
For putting us through this.
489
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,786
- Senior prom was supposed
to be a fun,
490
00:19:38,786 --> 00:19:40,788
once-in-a-lifetime experience.
491
00:19:40,788 --> 00:19:42,964
And we were all letting it
make us miserable.
492
00:19:42,964 --> 00:19:44,139
I couldn'’t stop thinking
about what Jake said
493
00:19:44,139 --> 00:19:45,793
at the lunch table that day.
494
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:48,056
"You should go to prom
with someone you love."
495
00:19:48,056 --> 00:19:51,320
And I was going to do
just that.
496
00:19:54,062 --> 00:19:55,933
[doorbell rings]
497
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:03,289
I know this seems weird,
but I love you.
498
00:20:03,289 --> 00:20:06,074
Will you go to prom with me?
499
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:10,296
- Yes, yes,
a thousand times yes!
500
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,735
- What'’s wrong?
501
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:18,434
- Sergio broke up with me.
502
00:20:18,434 --> 00:20:23,309
- I'’m so sorry, Sadie.
503
00:20:23,309 --> 00:20:29,402
Hey, you want to go to prom?
504
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:33,667
Yay.
505
00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,451
- Oh, by the way,
I'’m wearing red
506
00:20:35,451 --> 00:20:39,586
so I'’ll send you a Pinterest
board with your dress options.
507
00:20:39,586 --> 00:20:40,500
- Perfect.
508
00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,333
- Next on Awkward:
509
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,072
- Welcome to the
Enchanted Fantasy prom.
510
00:20:48,072 --> 00:20:50,074
You could win a rainbow.
511
00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:53,208
- Men do not understand the
importance of the prom dress.
512
00:20:53,208 --> 00:20:54,340
- Even though
I couldn'’t have him,
513
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,255
I still wanted him to want me.
514
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,908
- Is this about Hamil-turd?
515
00:20:57,908 --> 00:20:59,997
- I just always figured
you'’d go to prom together.
516
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:01,521
- Cheers to a fantasy prom.
517
00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:02,609
Yay!
518
00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,914
[gasping]
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