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[female announcer]
Previously on Awkward...

- You accepted a real ring?
- I couldn'’t say no.

He was gonna break up
with you.

He said he was still
into Jenna.

You can'’t hurt me
because you are Jake,

and I'’m
Matty [bleep] McKibben.

That over there,
that is weird.

[Jenna]
Ever since Spring Break,
senior year had been

about taking things
a little less seriously.

Instead of worrying about GPAs
and college acceptance letters,

we'’d be filling our calendars
with parties and pranks.

But for some of us,
our calendar was a reminder

of all the things we weren'’t
following through on.

[clears throat]
Tamara, you have been

not breaking up with Adam
for three weeks now.

Valid point, Judge Moody,
but in my defense,

I have a legit reason
for every one of those days.

I had a horrendo zit
on that day.

Adam worked out in front of me
on that day.

Adam worked out in front of me
on that day.

You know, I totally thought
I was anti-sweat.

Turns out I'’m totally
pro-persp.

Tamara, you can'’t keep up
this fake-bride act forever,

and I sure as hell can'’t keep up
this fake-maid-of-honor act.

I don'’t understand
why you can'’t just end it.

Unless...

Are you
in love with him?

[scoffs]As if.

He'’s a great guy, Jenna,

but I am a 17-year-old girl
who has a whole future

of having sex with guys who
just worked out ahead of her.

I'’m going to end
the engagement, I swear.

[cell phone chimes]

"Count me in.
Can I bring a plus-one?"

What does that mean?

[cell phone chimes]

"See you tomorrow night."
What are they talking about?

Oh, that.
That'’s just the engagement party

that you'’re hosting
tomorrow night.

Aw, you'’re the best
maid of honor ever.

[cell phone chimes]

Tamara!

[keys clacking]

[explosion]

Tamara, get back here.

Take a chill pill,
Solange Knowles.

What is all this crap?

Wedding cake designs,
table assignment chart,

fabric swatches?

You had save-the-dates
printed?

Get your hands off my STDs.

Oh, suddenly,
it all makes sense.

- What does?
- You are in love.

Already been over this.

With wedding planning.

Oh, please.

Not just in love,
obsessed,

addicted to place settings
and designer invites.

This one smells
like lavender.

T, you have to stop this.
It'’s not right.

It'’s embarrassing.

Oh, cinnamon.
Stop it.

They'’re like Kettle chips.
Once you start, you can'’t stop.

You have to be honest
with Adam.

[sighs]
You'’re right.

It'’s just this engagement party
was Adam'’s idea,

and he'’s so excited
to meet all of my friends.

T, he thinks he'’s marrying you.
Call him.

He'’s already in the car.
What if he drives off a cliff?

Fine, then when
he gets here.

Okay.
:Hi, Adam.

"Thanks for driving two hours
to our engagement party.

"These are my friends.

"So I don'’t love you,
but, please,

help yourself
to a chicken croquette."

[Jenna]
Tamara had a point,

an idiotic one,
but still, a point.

She had let things
go too far with Adam,

and getting out of it
at this exact moment

was not going to be easy.

I'’ll break up with him
in the morning.

It'’ll be better
over brunch--a brunch-up.

I promise.
Just, please, as my BFF,

help me get
through this party.

Adam is so
looking forward to it,

and he'’s probably sitting
in traffic on the 405.

Fine.

This means
so much to me, Jenna.

I hated when she pulled
the BFF card,

but this time,
there were going to be limits.

Fine, but it ends
tomorrow.

No more living in your deranged
wedding fantasy land.

Tomorrow is truth
and reality land.

So where are we having
this thing?

- Your house.
- What?

Chillax. Your mom said
she'’s cool with it.

She and your dad are
heading down to San Diego

for the weekend
for a pre-baby bone-a-thon

now that your mom'’s nausea
has died down.

Lacey confides in me.

Plus, she'’s so excited
for my engagement,

which is great,
because there'’s no way in hell

I can tell my mom.

Also, hello.
You'’re maid of honor.

What'’s it take
to be number one?

Some are just born with it,

but there'’s a whole bunch
of other junk that helps too--

dedication,
protein bars...

You nervous, babe?

No, not at all,
just bored.

Jake, you'’re sweating
through a suit jacket.

Okay, yeah.
I'’m a little nervous.

This scholarship would be
huge for me.

Ten grand--it could decide
what school I get to go to.

You deserve
this scholarship--

your grades, the extra work
you'’ve been putting in.

You'’ve been killing it
on the soccer field.

You got this.

You think so?

Yeah, just fix your tie

so you don'’t embarrass me
when you give your speech.

[Pete]
Also, I want to say big ups
to Jesus and Quest Protein Bars.

This award is for you guys.
Whoo!

[cheers and applause]

Congrats, Peter.

Now, for the Ryan O'’Connell
Scholar Athletic Award.

Matty McKibben.

[applause]

Hey. Uh, wow.

This--I mean, this is really--
It'’s cool.

So, yeah.

- Thanks.
[applause]

Now, for the
Chester A. Arthur Award

for Aerobic Kickboxing--

[keys clacking]

Why are you so dressed up?

It'’s an engagement party.

I'’m being respectful.

Aw, how sweet.

The two losers throwing
the party will be so surprised

when someone
shows them respect.

Maybe I'’ll wear deodorant.

How'’s the housing
application coming?

- "Smoker"? You don'’t smoke.
- Yeah.

I don'’t snore either,

but if I don'’t want
to end up sharing a room

with some sea slug
who smells like butt

and hides weird cheeses
under her bed, I have to lie.

It'’s the surest way
to a single.

My aunt has this thing
called night terrors

where she screams
in her sleep.

My Uncle Bralio has to sleep
in the pantry most nights.

I am totally using that,
along with IBS.

What'’s that?

Irritable bow--
Let'’s not talk about it.

I might want
to have sex again later.

[Jenna]
All addicts need an enabler,

and my BFF wedding planner
was no exception.

All I had to do was kick back
with a few friends

and get through
one more night of lies.

[wacky lounge music]

Piece of cake.

This is what you brought
to my engagement party--

a pizza that you ate
two slices out of?

I didn'’t realize
it was gonna be so elaborate.

I thought
it was just gonna be

a bunch of high-school kids
getting drunk.

But it'’s the last night
of your fantasy,

so I'’m glad you went
all out.

So why are these butterflies
in jars?

Those are party favors.
There'’s two in each jar.

One represents Adam,
and one represents me.

[doorbell rings]

Ooh, that must be
Adam and Brian.

I mean Adam.

[laughing]
Oh, my God.

- Brian'’s coming?
- T?

Turns out
he'’s the best man, Jenna.

This is so uncomfortable
for me.

Okay.
Take it down a notch.

So you let Brian station
his soldier in your camp,

and then you
both shipped off.

The feeling was mutual.

You said it yourself,
so what'’s the ish?

The ish is I don'’t know
if the feeling was mutual.

He'’s called me,
like, four times since,

and I sort of never
called back.

[doorbell rings]

You'’ve put me
in a really bad position, T.

Well, don'’t be
all mad at me.

You would have known
he was coming

if you would'’ve checked
the invite that you sent out.

Also, is that
what you'’re wearing?

Welcome. Come in.

Deviled egg?

I hope it'’s okay
that I brought a friend.

Since Matty ruined his life
by being a drunken knob,

no one would come with him,
and knowing this party

guaran-[bleep]-teed
to be epically sad,

there was no way
I was missing it.

So happy to be here.

Oh, and I brought
a plus-one.

Deal.

Thank you for having us.

- You'’ll make a beautiful bride.
- Okay.

Everyone help yourself to
a glass of wine on the way in.

I'’ll take a beer
if you have it.

Uh, This isn'’t
a kegger, McKibben.

Oh, what up?

Are we about to get cr--

Crazy?

I knew tonight
was gonna be good.

Welcome. Thanks for helping
us begin our lives together.

Help yourself
to a glass of wine.

I'’ll grab a beer
if you have it.

We'’re having wine.

Everybody'’s having wine!

[Jenna]
The secret to being a great host
to Tamara'’s party tonight

was that everything
was a secret.

The first secret was that Tamara
was actually hosting the party.

The second was that the wedding

we were honoring with
deviled eggs and butterflies

was never going to happen.

And since I'’m
a really bad liar,

I knew the only way
I had a prayer

of keeping that secret
was to avoid Adam at all costs.

Hey, Jenna.

How'’s my BGBFF?

Best Girl'’s
Best Friend Forever?

You know, Tamara
has that whole language thing

I'’m trying
to keep up with.

Yeah. Known her my whole life
and still only know half.

I'’ll be honest--
I wake up every morning

looking forward to learning
something new from her.

You might want
to sleep in tomorrow.

Huh?

It'’s just my weird
little sense of humor.

[chuckles]
You'’re funny.

I look forward
to a lot more laughs.

Yeah.
We'’re gonna need them.

Quick favor--I don'’t mean
to plan too far ahead.

That is a good plan.

It was torture,
like that exercise

where someone tells you
not to think about an elephant,

and then all you can think
about is elephants.

I'’m making a slideshow
for the wedding,

and I need some
of T'’s baby pics.

- Can I get her mom'’s number?
- Gabby, my girl.

I brought cheese balls.

- I don'’t know why.
- Are you okay?

You seem a little--

Drunk?
Just say it, Jenna.

- You can be honest.
- I really can'’t.

It'’s a slippery slope
for me tonight.

The idea of spending
a whole night with my ex

who I cheated on
with my current boyfriend

who once dated both
of the girls

who are throwing
the party...

Yeah,
I don'’t drink often,

but tonight
I did a little pre-gaming.

Wow. Look at you.

Jenna, come here.
Come--come here.

I need to tell you something
about you and Matty.

- What?
- Hey, Jenna.

Hey, big guy.

"Big guy."
My dad calls me "big guy."

Well, I guess now you and him
both call me that,

which isn'’t weird
or anything.

- So, uh, how are things?
- Things are good.

It'’s a nice party
you got going on here.

Pretty happy
for those two, huh?

I mean, it seemed
kind of fast at first,

but I'’d bet anything they'’re in
it for the long haul, you know?

Yeah.
They'’re in for it.

So I, um, called you
a couple times.

Oh, listen, I'’m sorry.

I just wanted
to get your thoughts

- on an engagement present.
- Oh.

My buddy'’s got a resort
up north,

and he said he could get us
a deal on a suite.

It'’d only be,
like, 400 bucks.

I just wanted to see
if you'’d go in on it with me.

400 bucks
for the lovebirds.

You know what? Actually, I think
I'’m just gonna do my own thing,

if that'’s okay.

Jenna, the fondue is chunky.

Uh, got to go.
I'’m on fondue duty, fond-duty.

[laughs]
Jenna, you are funny as [bleep].

Jenna, chunky fondue.

This is stupid.

Awesome. Let'’s get
the [bleep] out of here.

No. I mean, Matty and I acting
like idiots.

I'’m going to congratulate him
on his scholarship,

try to end
this stupid fight.

Okay. I'’ll just wait here
with all your pals

and all the women
you slept with.

Hey.

Just want to say congrats.

Oh, thanks.

It'’s only ten grand.
It'’s no big deal.

"No big deal"?Yeah.

I guess ten grand
is no big deal

when you'’re
Matty [bleep] McKibben.

- [sighs]
- Hey, everybody.

It looks like someone
put a wish

in the Tamara
and Adam wish bowl.

Um, what the [bleep] is that?

Shh.
Jesus, Sadie.

It'’s when someone
writes a wish for our future

and puts it in the bowl.

Take it out
and read it, honey.

[clears throat]

Ooh. That'’s spit-up food,
I'’m pretty sure.

Okay, you classless asses.

Who spit in the napkin?

I got a wish for us, T.

My wish would be...

a future wrapped
in your arms.

[Tamara]
Jenna, where are you?
The apps need to circulate.

Jenna!

[Jenna]
The only thing I cared
about circulating

was enough alcohol
through my system

to deal with the guilt
of lying all evening.

Boo, bitch!
[giggles]

You have to get down
on this three-bean salad.

It is my jam.

Gabby, so, um,
I'’m just curious.

That thing you were talking
about earlier, about Matty?

Oh.
You want to know the secret?

I don'’t know.Do I?

He lo--lo--lo--
loves you.

Ow.

What are you saying?

I don'’t believe you.

It'’s true.

What'’s true?
Just--just spill it.

[vomits]

[Jenna]
And she spilled.

[coughing]

[Jenna]
I had spent the entire party
trying to keep secrets,

but now I was on a mission
to hear one.

Gabby clearly knew something
about Matty,

and if I couldn'’t get
a straight answer from her,

I was going
straight to the source.

♪ I knew it

♪ There is nothing
that will keep you with me ♪

Hey, big guy.

[Jenna]
Why the hell
did I keep saying that?

Need some company?

I really messed things upwith us.

We were really good
together.

What are you saying?

I guess I'’m saying
that I miss the way we were.

I think--I don'’t know.

I think I kind of love--

- You do?
- Him.

What? Who?

Jake.

Not, like, romantically,
just like a brother.

Yeah. No.
Completely.

I just, um--
You should tell him.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

People should say
how they feel when they feel it.

- They need to communicate.
- Damn right.

And don'’t tell people
I said I loved Jake,

or I'’ll be really pissed.

♪ How you have tried

♪ To let it go
and find your... ♪

Jenna,
who should be inside, hosting,

it'’s time
for your speech.

What speech?
I don'’t have a speech.

So the happy couple--

my best friend,
Tamara Kaplan and Adam...

Walker.

Walker, right.

So these guys, huh?
Yeah, just really going for it.

Just going right in.
Wow.

You know, some people
might call them crazy,

or, you know, some people
might even say,

I don'’t know, stupid,

but they'’re teenagers,
you know, 17 and 19.

I mean, what?

And these people
might have a point or not at all

because these two
are gonna be married forever,

and no doubt about it--
teenagers.

It'’s crazy.

But is it?

Or is it possible

that you can know who you'’re
meant to be with from the start,

and maybe we just let
a bunch of things

like not saying how
we really feel get in the way,

and, you know, maybe it is
better to wait and see

if fate brings us back around
in this crazy merry-go-round

that seems to spin endlessly,

making us want to barf
in the process.

And, you know,
does fate really exist?

And if so,

why even bother, you know?

She is losing what'’s left
of her tiny, pathetic mind.

To the beautiful couple.

I hope I'’m lucky enough one day
to find what you have.

Cheers.

[glasses clinking]

This is
so [bleep] stupid.

We'’re at an engagement party
for two teenage dip[bleep].

Like this is gonna last.
Please.

Speak it, Shady.

Knock it off, Sadita.

Why are you being
so precious?

She'’s going to college
next year,

and you know that the minute
she gets there,

she'’s gonna be
in a frat-bro sandwich

before she
can even crack a book.

Marriage is
for simple-minded asshats.

Where are you going?

Bitches be tripping.

[chuckles]

- Hey--
- Listen--

Listen...

I messed everything up.

It'’s okay. Don'’t.
I kind of--

Dude, let me finish.

We both did some stuff.

You know how I--
I mean you and me--

You don'’t have to.
You don'’t have to.

I mean, you and me were like--
I want to.

Bro, I know.

It'’s chill.

- We cool?
- Yeah, totally.

Good, '’cause I--

I know. And I--

Oh, I know.

[man speaking indistinctly
on television]

Okay.
What'’d I do?

- You'’re rude.
- News flash.

Like this is the first time
you'’ve noticed?

It'’s the first time I'’ve been
called a simple-minded asshat.

I was saying
that about people who--

Oh, come on.

Are you saying you'’re one
of those people who--

Wait, are you saying
you want--

Jesus, Sadita,
don'’t flatter yourself.

Oh, thank God.
I thought you were about to--

As if. We'’ve known each other
for, like, five minutes.

Then why?

Because someday
I do want to get married.

- Not to you.
- Why not to me?

Because you'’re rude.

Fair.

And when it'’s right
between two people,

I think it'’s a nice thing.

You aresimple.

Where I'’m from,
getting married

is how you show someone
that you love them.

Where I'’m from,
getting married

is when you start
to hate each other.

I swear, my dad went to jail
just to get away from my mom,

and I don'’t count on it
being any different for me.

So what do you count on?

My future.

It'’s the only thing
I can count on.

And I count on mine.

You should.

I do.

So does this mean you'’re not
gonna have sex with me later?

Maybe if you beg.

[scoffs]
I wouldn'’t count on it.

I would.

Oh, thanks
for saving me out there.

Yeah.
Are you always like this?

Oh. Sorry my speech was bad.

No. I'’m not just talking about
the thoughtless speech, Jenna.

All you'’ve been doing today

is been making rude faces
at Adam and Tamara.

See, it'’s that face
right there.

Why are you so unsupportive
of them?

It'’s your best friend
in love with my best friend.

- Because she'’s not!
- Okay. What do you mean?

- Why would you say that?
- Because it'’s the truth, Brian.

They had this
fun little thing in Mexico,

and she got carried away
and agreed to marry him

because she thought
he'’d be shipping off

before she ever
had to go through with it,

and she got all caught
in these wedding details,

and she doesn'’t love him,
and she never did.

Jenna.

She never did.

Is that true?

Tamara, I am so sorry.

Pigs in a blanket, anyone?

T, I messed up everything,

and you have every right
to be mad at me.

I don'’t know how I feel.

I'’m mad at you.
I'’m mad at me.

And I feel horrible
that I hurt him because I--

[bleep]. [bleep].

[bleep], [bleep], [bleep].

- What?
- I love him.

- Tamara, no--
- Don'’t do that.

Don'’t tell me I don'’t,
because I do.

I love him.
I love Adam.

I might love wedding planning,
but I can love Adam too.

I have enough love
in my heart for both.

- T.
- Don'’t "T" me, Jenna.

I'’m pissed.

I'’m sorry.

Not at you, at me.
[sniffles]

I'’m the one that acted
like an idiot,

and now the guy I love just
walked out of my life forever.

Okay, I guess
I'’m pissed at you too.

I can be pissed at you
and be pissed at me.

I have enough anger
and despair for both.

I have to let
the butterflies go.

[Jenna]
I felt terrible about sabotaging
Tamara'’s relationship,

but it was the thought
of another relationship

that was starting
to give me butterflies.

Did Matty
really have feelings for me?

[girl laughing]

And was that Gabby in my yard
with no pants on?