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[Jenna]
Previously, on Awkward...

- This is a pretty epic prank.
[all cheering]

[man]
Hats off, it'’s awesome.

We really screwed up,Jake.

It was my first time,
and with you.

[Jenna]
Jake and Gabby had
cheated on Matty?

Sadie, it'’s your mom.

Hi, sweetheart.

He was gonna break up with you.
He said he was still into Jenna.

You know what, Matty?
I [bleep] Jake.

[all]
Oh!

Did you know?

[Jenna]
It was the morning
after Senior Prank,

and what was once
frothy, foamy fun

in the decadent strobe lights
of reckless abandon

was now sticky shame
in the fluorescent light of day.

This is so disgusting.

Ugh, I hate cleaning.
It makes everything pruny.

Don'’t be such
overachievers.

We'’re responsible
for a little foam,

not 800 years
of institutional filth.

- Your turn.
- Oh, no,

I don'’t do custodial.

Poor Little Rich Bitch'’s
bitch mom comes back in town,

and now she'’s too good
for our ranks.

Aw, so not true.

I was always too good
for your ranks.

And don'’t call my mom a bitch.
It'’s disrespectful.

[phone ringing]

Darlene, if you want
to make yourself useful,

get me out of this [bleep] hole
and take me to breakfast.

See ya!

Bonding with Moms.Sorry.

Nice try.

This is your doing.

And you should be thanking us,
not oppressing us.

Do you know
how expensive

foam machines
and strobe lights are?

If Theo hadn'’t stolen them
from that circuit party,

our senior prank would be
senior rank!

What is in this foam?
It sticks like glue.

Rainbows, beer,
and horse tranks.

Were there
stressed-out horsies?

Not as many
as there are here.

[Jenna]
Theo had a point.

The ugliness
between Matty and Jake,

like the foam, had seeped
through the floorboards

and into the morning.

I felt bad for Jake,
who had screwed up--

and screwed over--
his best friend.

I felt worse for Matty,
who had been blindsided

by his best friend
and his girlfriend,

which I had known about,
and stayed out of.

What is wrong
with these people?

I'’m gonna need a double-dose
of "dramamine"

to deal with this overdose
of dram-o-rama.

[Jenna]
The "dram-o-rama"
had cast a pall

over the best senior prank
in PHHS history.

Something had to be done.

Hey, peeps, lighten up.
Only 46 days till graduation!

Ew!
Jenna!

[gasps]

What the--

Oh.

[screams]

[students gasping and laughing]

Jenna, I wouldn'’t--

Oh, I would.

Seriously, don'’t.

[screams]

[bleep].

Oh, God, get that
out of my face, I can'’t see.

Who put you up to this?

Principal Cox--he said if
we didn'’t to clean up our mess--

Because if this is some sort
of plot to drive me out--

Val, are you wearing
a bathrobe?

Yeah, I just got
out of the girls'’ shower

when your little act
of terrorism

brought my home life
to a screeching halt.

Val, this isn'’t your home.
You shouldn'’t be living here.

Oh, shouldn'’t, wouldn'’t,
couldn'’t.

Shouldn'’t leave the fridge door
open, Val.

Shouldn'’t let the cats
sleep in our bed, Val.

Ahem.

I wasn'’t complaining
about the cats,

it'’s my allergies.

Yeah, well, luckily,
we are quite comfortable here.

Or will be, once Jenna'’s
wanton act of vandalism

is addressed
and the lights come back on.

- It was an accident.
- Since is the only place

where I am free to be myself,

where I can put my toothbrush
where I want--

stop giving me that look
of disapproval, Biggie,

I can feel it--and where no one
is allergic to my cats.

Actually, Val, a lot of people
are allergic to cats here.

Yeah, just students.

I will go on antihistamines.
Please come home.

Say it like you mean it.

You know what?
Fine, live at school,

musty, mildewy, nasty,
dark school.

Some of us still have 46 days
left here, you know!

Okay, Jenna Hamilton,
you need to get it together.

[cat screeches]

And that goes
for the two of you too.

Fluffernut,
share your fish treat.

No, Val,
you have to get it together.

You have a great guy
who wants to work things out.

Yeah?
Well, you broke the school.

You know what?
I am not enabling this.

Oh, come on.
Where are you going?

To class. Last time I checked,
this was still a school.

Hey, you are not
dismissed!

I seriously can'’t handle her.
She'’s lost her--

Yeah, Jenna,
she'’s Mariah CrayCray.

Good thing you'’ve had
four years

to reach
this astute observation.

Wow, why are you so snippy?
And why is it so hot in here?

You fried the school, Jenna.
There'’s no AC to power the AC.

Why isn'’t anyone in class?

There'’s no oxygen and
we can'’t read the whiteboard,

so we'’re crammed
in these common areas

like Euro tourists
on some "budge" airline.

Congrats, Jenna.
You'’ve advanced high school suck

into deep throat territory.

[Darlene]
I haven'’t been to a place

like this in--
well, since--

You know,
I hadn'’t either,

until you abandoned me
and left me poor.

[both chuckle]

Well, I love it.

They even have a spa menu.
Who knew?

Thank you.

You know, could I get
a side of bacon?

Small.

Or maybe large.

What do you think, Darlene,
small or large?

Whatever you want,
sweetie.

It'’s not that bad
for you.

It'’s protein.

I even eat it myself
sometimes.

Could I get a new fork,
please?

Thank you.

[Jenna]
Just when I had
embraced the fact

that it was my fault
today sucked,

I started noticing a little thaw
in the 90-degree air.

Granted, we were now outside,
but it was something else.

Things weren'’t just thawing,
they were melting.

Eat it up before it melts!Come on!

Gobble, gobble,
little pigs!

Jenna,
this is getting...

not so bad.
Dulce de leche?

Matty,
how'’s your hand?

Bruised from coming into contact
with the jawbone of the guy

that screwed my girlfriend.
How'’s yours?

[Jenna]
Okay, super specific answer.

He was pissed.

I should have told him
about Jake and Gabby.

Have a good one,
Jenna.

Just leave well enough
alone.

The Matty and Jake bro-up
was ugly.

You don'’t want it
to get uglier.

Dude, you boned
Matty'’s girl.

It wasn'’t really
like that.

I heard she was the big V
till you.

Sounds like for once
someone else got

- what McKibben wanted.
[both laughing]

Yeah, wouldn'’t want
to make that any worse.

Uh, I have
some terrible news.

Yes, worse than sweating out
your body weight

in sweltering hallways
while inhaling

the fetid bodily fumes
of your fellow classmates.

Thanks to a certain
unnamed recalcitrant

whose name may or may not rhyme
with "Henna Mammalton,"

school has been cancelled
for the duration of the day.

[all cheering]

Jenna, you got us
the day off.

[all]
Jenna! Jenna! Jenna!
Jenna! Jenna!

Tamara, what is happening?

They think you planned this
to get us all out of school.

You'’re, like, their new leader.
Just go with it.

Way to go, Hamilton!

[all]
Ham-il-ton! Ham-il-ton!
Ham-il-ton! Ham-il-ton!

[Jenna]
If I'’d learned anything
in high school,

it was that labels happen
in the blink of an eye

and take forever
to disappear.

But this time, I was
Jenna Hamilton, school-breaker,

so why not embrace it?

That'’s right!

Blackout party at the Beach,bitches!

[all cheering]

Is there booze?

You bet your ass
there'’s booze!

[all cheering]

♪ You make me feel alive

Your parents have
buttloads of booze.

I still feel like I should
say something to Matty.

Jenna, focus.
We have an opportunity.

You have become cool,
which makes me cool.

We cannot squander this.
There are tons

of thirsty partygoers
counting on us.

Okay, just don'’t touch
the vodka.

They buy store brand,
which is too sad.

Whoa!
Is your mother home?

T, she'’s pregnant.
She would never drink this much.

[cat scratching and meowing]

Oh, no way.

[cat screeches]
- [gasps] Oh, my God!

[claws skittering]
- [screams]

Very interesting.
The things you learn--

Honey, Val told me
what you did to the school!

Stop looking at me like that.
It'’s a virgin.

J-town, I'’m sorry I came down
on you so hard earlier.

You did us all a favor.
I can'’t live at school.

- I can'’t.
- Good.

L-dog says I can stay here
until I figure out my next move.

Are you insane?

Sure there'’s not alcohol
in that?

[scoffs]
Honey, come here.

She is very vulnerable
right now.

I promise you,
it will only be a couple days.

You'’ll hardly notice her.

[cat screeches]

Plus, you owe her for brushing
your little stunt under the rug.

Why is she drinking
all your alcohol?

Oh. I'’m experimenting
with artisanal cocktails.

In case Biggie and I
ever set a date,

I want the perfect libation
served at my wedding.

Set a date? You guys can'’t even
live under the same roof.

She should still
be prepared.

Do you know how much planning
goes into a wedding?

It is never too soon
to get out in front of it.

Your mom thinks
it'’s a terrible idea too.

Oh, I'’m just saying you should
think it through.

And take it
from an old married gal

who only set a date
because she had to.

Oh, that'’s nice.

I'’m not saying it didn'’t
turn out great.

I just mean
that Val'’s young

and she seems a little unsure
of what she'’s doing.

Maybe you should experience
a little more life

before you commit.
You know,

there'’s a whole big world
out there.

You'’re a wise, wise woman.

Why am I rushing
into things?

Why am I--why am I--

[gulps]

Where am I?
Okay, spinning.

Honey, I'’m gonna deal with this,
but you guys should

get out of here.
You shut down the school.

You should be partying
your asses off.

You have such
a great mom.

Top Valu?
Seriously?

Did you forget
where the liquor store is,

or do we suddenly need
ground beef and dryer sheets?

They'’re cracking down on fakes
at the liquor store.

We stand a much better shot
here.

Trust me,
I know what I'’m doing.

This is where old people
buy their booze.

Booze!

- Nice.
[all cheering]

Snatch it up, snatches.

[all cheering]

Ugh, this is
so uncomfortable.

[Vanessa]
Look, not judging,

but you did kind of hang
Jake out to dry.

I didn'’t mean to.
I was just so pissed at Matty.

So not cool.
I should apologize.

So are you okay?
You look extra sad.

No, I feel like [bleep].

Matty hates me because
of my dick move with Gabby.

I am such an a-hole.
What was I thinking,

screwing over my best friend
for some meaningless hookup

with some girl?

Should we be chic
married lesbians

or banal carpooling
housewives?

We should be quiet
and not give any details

that could blow our cover.

Well, I need to know
who I'’m playing.

Just go get
more paper towels.

Jenna, we'’ve OD'’d
on paper products.

It'’s not environmentally
responsible.

Do you want booze
at our party?

- [gasps] What about red cups?
- No, dead giveaway.

Then they'’re gonna know
we'’re gonna drink out of them.

Hey.
Great day, huh?

Just dropped the kids off
at daycare

and thought I'’d stock up,
you know.

Taking advantage
of those instant savings

on the paper products,
which is awesome.

My hubby always says,
"Save a penny,"

even with the new promotion
at the Bureau.

He'’s got a 501k now.

401.
501 are the jeans.

Nice work.

At least they agreed
not to call the cops.

My husband'’s going to be
very upset

when I don'’t come home
with his vodka.

What are we doing here?

I thought you were driving me
back to school.

Oh, I thought you could drive
yourself back to school

with a little style.

[specialist]
This is a Fiat 500L

with four doors
and room for five.

Oh, it'’s just beautiful.
Sadie, what do you think?

I don'’t need a car.

This is way more than a car.

This is Italian design
that'’ll make it stand out

from everything else
on the road.

A spacious interior that has
so much space and light,

you'’ll think
you'’re in an open loft.

I don'’t need to stand out.

Oh, is that a nav?

Touchscreen navigation,
Sirius satellite radio,

Beats premium audio system.

Bluetooth?

Not just Bluetooth, but Uconnect
hands-free communication.

I'’m not sure
she can afford this.

Honey.[laughs]

Of course I can.

When you consider
the large cargo capacity

and how fun this thing is
to drive--

Oh, no, she can definitely
afford the car,

just not my love.

Sadie.

What? Isn'’t that
what you'’re trying to do?

Or did you just
suddenly wake up

accepting and generous
this morning?

I am trying to make amends
to my beautiful daughter.

She sent me to fat camp.

Well, might I say,
it worked very nicely.

Not the point.

You can'’t just win me back
with transparent flattery,

Italian design,
and lofty interiors.

Or a 160 horsepower
Turbocharged engine?

Or how about the largest
panoramic sunroof in its class?

Look, you'’re right.
I don'’t know how to do this.

All I know is that I'’m trying,
really, really hard.

You were born
to drive this car.

Really? I thought I was born
to eat carbohydrates.

Honey, how do you
remember all this?

The way you hold on
to this food stuff--

Because it'’s all you ever
said to me.

My entire life was framed
around your obsession.

I was just trying to help you.
I wanted you to be--

The person you wanted meto be?

Why couldn'’t you just accept me
for who I was?

Like all the other mothers?

I mean, Lissa'’s mom,
who'’s a freak,

put notes in her lunchbox
every day

telling her she loved her,
and to not touch herself

because God was watching,
but still.

I don'’t--I didn'’t
think like that.

I'’m learning,
but I can'’t change the past,

no matter how many times
you remind me.

All I can do is try
to be a better mother.

And all I can do is
try to forgive you.

You will?

Try, I mean?

Not because of the car.

Because I want to move on
with my life,

and be the person
I want to be.

And praise, and praise.

Raise?

No, praise.

These aren'’t arm raises,
they'’re "arm praises."

They'’re part of the new
exercise program I invented.

Okay, I don'’t need
an exercise program.

Oh, but it'’s so much
more than that.

It'’s the ultimate
in multitasking

your mind, body and spirit.
I call it "atonercising."

And bow, and bow, and bow.

These are called
active contritions.

You do them
when you'’re contrite.

Yeah, I think I'’m
pretty contrite these days.

Well, then what better way
to ask God for forgiveness

than through exercise?

Thank you,
but I don'’t think

that it'’s God that I need
to ask for forgiveness.

♪ I'’m a killer on the prowl ♪

Check it out, bitches.

♪ So my moves is private

♪ Put your ass down
if you move in my list ♪

♪ You better watch your back
'’cause my moves is timeless ♪

What the hell?

♪ You know that I'’m a killer ♪

♪ And I'’m fishing for a victim ♪

♪ I'’m a badass chick ♪

I really hope you have
a better idea

than using our fakes.

Hey, you.
Yeah, you.

- Jenna!
- [giggles]

Hey, so my friend and I
were wondering

if you could get us
a little somethin'’ somethin'’.

Is something wrong with you?

You need to ask?

We'’ll make it
worth your while.

Mm, no.

- Ahem.
- Mom, hey.

What are you--
what are you doing here?

Oh, trying to replenish
the liquor cabinet

before your father
gets home.

Plus, Mama needs a Slim Jim.

These cravings
are out of control.

What are you doing here?

Just hangin'’,
with degenerates.

Give me your money.

- What?
- Oh, come on,

I know what you'’re doing.
I was 17 once.

Just promise me
you will not drive.

This feels a little weird,
Mom.

Get off your high horse.

It'’s not like you won'’t
find someone else

to buy it for you
after I leave.

Oh.
We'’re getting low on alcohol.

- Ah.
- Yeah, where'’s Hamilton?

Yeah, where is
Hamilton?

Probably bailed to go do it
with that marine.

Mmm, I bet
he'’s in fatigues.

Hey.
Can I talk to you?

Uh, sure, Jacob.
Yeah, why not?

What do you want
to talk about?

Oh, what--what it was like
to screw my girlfriend?

[laughter]

Okay, I-I deserve that.

No, you don'’t. No, Jake.
No, man, come on.

Jakey'’s so nice, you know?
He'’s so nice.

You know, he'’s never
done anything wrong.

Okay, listen to me.
I'’m sorry, okay?

I know those are just words,
but I am genuinely--

honest to God,
I'’m sorry, Matty.

Yeah, you should be.
You know why, though?

Because you'’re not me,
and you never will be,

no matter how many
of my girlfriends

you get sloppy seconds on.

Okay, let'’s just talk
some other time.

You know, '’cause if you were me,
you'’d get '’em first.

[crowd murmurs]

Yeah, well, not always.
Right, Matthew?

Touché, Jacob.

[laughs]
Touché.

[both]
Yeah.

Nicely done.

Okay.
I was a dick,

but I didn'’t mean
to hurt you.

Hurt me? Seriously?
Are you joking me?

Jake, you can'’t hurt me,
because you are Jake,

and I'’m Matty [bleep]
McKibben!

Dude, come on, have a little
bit of sense of humor about it.

I do, Matty...
when it'’s [bleep] funny.

♪

♪ But your teeth are bared
and you'’ll never ♪

[car horn honking]

Booze delivery.

Get '’em while they'’re cold.

Hey, wait,
where is everyone going?

Where'’s everyone going?

Hamilton.
Hey, you made it.

Do you need help
with that?

It'’s okay, I got it.

Hey, Matty, what'’s up?

Are you okay?
what happened?

Jenna, can you just do me
the hugest favor in the world

right now, for me, please?
Can you just, uh, not ask?

You need a ride?

Yeah.

Matty, do you want
your car keys?

Hey.

I'’m sorry about that crack
I just made,

you know,
about getting you first.

- He deserved it.
- Yeah.

Anyway, what right would I have
to be offended?

I'’m just some girl you had
a meaningless hookup with.

Oh, yeah.
Sorry you heard that too.

I'’m sure you are.

It wasn'’t meaningless.
I just said that to downplay it

because I was
pissed at myself

for not handling it like a man
in the first place.

You know, if things
were different,

I'’d want it to be
way more than a hookup.

Things are pretty different,Jake.

Where the hell is everybody?

Did they all get
abducted by aliens?

[door closes]

Val?

♪ When you know it'’s time
And you dare to be free ♪

♪ When you hurt too much
loving me ♪

♪ That'’s when you'’re leaving ♪

♪ Leaving me alone

Val?

You can'’t stay
in your office.

I love you and
I need you with me.

♪ When you plead to me

[Val'’s voice]
Don'’t be mad,
but everyone was right.

I have to get it together.
I have to experience life.

I have to see the world.

And please,
don'’t worry about the cats.

They'’re at a very expensive
pet hotel

called the Paw-liday Inn.

Oh, sh--
Shh, shh, shh.

Hey, Jenna, I would--

I'’d ask you to stay, but
I'’m definitely gonna be puking,

- and that'’s not very sexy.
- [grunts]

It'’s okay, Matty.

That was the wrong word.I just,

you know, if I didn'’t
look and feel like [bleep],

I'’d ask you to--

Anyway, you'’ve got the marine,
so it'’s all good.

♪ When I leave
I'’ll take away the pain ♪

Yeah.

Get some sleep, Matty.

♪ That'’s when you'’re leaving ♪

Good night.

♪ Leaving you alone