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JENNA (NARRATING):
Previously on "Awkward."
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Friend or foe?
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-So you need to choose.
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Him for me.
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JENNA (NARRATING): So when it
came to the boys, if a do over
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wasn't an option,
maybe a start over was.
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And I finally knew
who it would be with.
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Spin the bottle.
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It was a requisite
rite of passage,
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and, while I was past my prime
to play, it seemed fitting,
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given all the spiralling I'd
done throughout the year.
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-I'm gonna take a pass.
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-I knew you'd be out.
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-You're right.
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I'm not in to bears.
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But I will make out
with your boyfriend.
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-Good luck with that.
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-Pass equals drink.
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JENNA (NARRATING): In
the game, all decisions
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were left to the bottle.
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And for one once, the bottle
was more fickle than I was.
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LISSA: You can
choose or spin again.
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Spin again!
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JENNA (NARRATING):
The bottle didn't
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know what I wanted, but I did.
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Despite already having
made a decision--
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-Bottle flip!
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Seven minutes in
heaven for you two.
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JENNA (NARRATING): I
was still in the closet.
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-So, what should we do?
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-Put on a show.
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Mm.
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Yeah, baby.
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-Oh mm.
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-You don't have to fake it.
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I know you're together now.
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It's cool.
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-I told him.
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-I was going to.
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-Snooze, you lose.
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JENNA (NARRATING): With Jake
getting the answer he needed,
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Matty was clear to see
with the girl he wanted.
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Me.
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So I made use of my last three
minutes of seven in heaven.
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-Sophomore summer abroad.
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We have to go.
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This year has been
craptastic, suck drastic,
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but if we go to Europe,
I can save my summer.
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-How are we gonna pay for it?
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-Panties.
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You can sell your dirty
ones to businessmen abroad.
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How do you think the mafia
affords so much sushi?
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They're a major distributor.
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-Have you sold
your under wonders?
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-No comment.
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-I'm not selling
my underwear, even
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if it means I'm stuck here.
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-You're not stuck if
you're about to have
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a real boyfriend summer.
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-The other shoe is poised
to drop at any moment.
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Remember.
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All good things in
my life are closely
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followed by something bad.
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Dare you forget, Matty
and I haven't DTRd.
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-Ugh.
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Tell me we're not gonna be
obsessing over that again.
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-Hey.
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JENNA (NARRATING):
Apparently, our bf-gf status
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didn't need words to define it.
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-Will my girlfriend
give me a bite?
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JENNA (NARRATING): Or girlfriend
would roll off Matty's tongue
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and on to my salami.
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-I'm hitting the courts,
but I'll see you later?
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-You have everything.
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And all I have is
a text from my ex.
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Ricky is sniffing me out.
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There's trouble in paradise.
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Once a cheater,
always a cheater.
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-Cheater!
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He's been texting that troll.
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-If he cheated, he
would have deleted,
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but he will cheat if
you don't confront him.
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-And let him know I'm snooping?
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That's really smart.
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-Thank you.
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-I think he's avoiding me.
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I need to shake things up.
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-No.
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You need to do
what you always do.
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Put him in his place.
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-Don't tell me how to do
what I do, bird brain.
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-Exactly.
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Just like that.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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-(DEEP VOICE) Hello, this
i-- (REGULAR VOICE) Ricky.
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Yes, I am answering your phone
because you left it in my car.
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But, since I haven't
seen you for two days,
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I haven't been able to
give it back to you.
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Do you miss me,
'cause I miss you?
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All the time.
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-Sure, I can give
the phone to Rob
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to give to Marty to
give back to you.
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And then you can
call me, beef cake.
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No.
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Call me, comma, beef cake.
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You're the beef cake.
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I love you, babe.
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-Why do exes always
have to creep back?
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JENNA (NARRATING): But
did all exes creep back?
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And could they creep
back as friends?
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-Jake and I haven't
really talked,
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and even thought he says he's
cool, I don't think he is.
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-He looks pretty cool to me.
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-It's a front.
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None of those skanks
are up to par.
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-So who is?
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-A girl with substance.
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Like T.
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-Ha!
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He couldn't handle me.
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I'm a lot of woman.
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JENNA (NARRATING): And if I
wanted Jake to be my friend,
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I needed to be a
woman and man up.
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-Thanks.
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See you, guys.
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Hey.
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-Hey.
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Crazy seeing you here.
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-In the school hallway?
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-No, I-- I meant on
this route to class.
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-I go this way every day.
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-Me too.
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That is so weird.
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This is weird.
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Do you feel weird?
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'Cause I'm acting weird.
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I just--
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-Don't.
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When I said I'd be fine with
your decision, I meant it.
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Might not have been
when I wanted, but, hey,
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it's what I needed.
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-Really?
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-Jenna.
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I've been a serial monogamist
since the fifth grade.
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To be honest, I haven't
seen this much action
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since I was 10.
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Don't get me wrong.
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You set the bar
really high, and it's
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gonna be a while until I
meet someone like you again.
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But until then, don't hate
the playa, hate the game.
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Well, ladies.
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JENNA (NARRATING):
For once, the universe
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was actually working
in my favour.
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Which was not cause
for celebration.
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It was setting off alarms.
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I was--
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VALERIA (OVER INTERCOM):
Jenna Hamilton,
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please report to the office.
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--thankfully, on my
way to a problem.
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-I am really, really
disappointed in you.
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You're being selfish.
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You need to work out your
issues and get back together.
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-We are back together.
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-Damn, I'm good!
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Uh, double up, uh, uh.
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J. We're having
a family meeting.
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JENNA (NARRATING): Finally.
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Something bad would happen so
I could get on with my day.
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-Closer.
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Let's get closer.
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I asked your folks here to have
a little state of the union,
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and it appears that the
union is back in tact.
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Is that true?
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-Yes.
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-Good!
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Now, I think the only way that
you can atone for the hell you
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put us through is to send Jenna
on the Europe trip with me,
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her sista, slash chaperone.
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-That sounds fantastic!
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-But, we can't.
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Money's a little
tight right now.
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-And whose fault is that?
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Yet again, dad, you're
operating from a selfish place.
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Can't you just cash out some
of your retirement fund?
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I mean what good is that
money when you're old?
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-I don't need to go.
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I'm just happy that my
parents are back together.
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-Just amazing.
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Now, this is what I
call selflessness.
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-How about we think
about the trip?
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-That is acceptable.
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Meeting adjourned.
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-Isn't there a problem
I need to address?
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-Nope.
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Just have a good day.
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JENNA (NARRATING):
That was the problem.
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I needed a problem
to have a good day.
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-Now everything is perfect.
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Maybe too perfect.
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Something bad is
bound to happen.
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-Not possible.
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-Possible.
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If you haven't noticed, I'm
a walking disaster zone.
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-This summer is gonna be the
best summer of our lives.
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Just you, me, and Camp Puka.
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We're gonna get paid, and
you're gonna get laid.
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-Don't get ahead of yourself.
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-I don't wanna get ahead.
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I wanna get on top.
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JENNA (NARRATING): I
was being neurotic.
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The other shoe didn't need to
drop for me to get everything
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I wanted, which involved
more of McKibben
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and less of his clothes.
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-Surprise!
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-Ever heard of a knock?
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-We couldn't wait.
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We had to tell you that
we're sending you to Europe!
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-Signed, sealed, and paid for.
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JENNA (NARRATING):
So I wasn't neurotic.
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I was intuitive.
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The other shoe had
definitely dropped,
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but it wasn't a sweaty converse.
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It was a sparkly Manolo Blahnik.
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-Europe.
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-Europe.
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We are gonna have so much fun
when we take in the sights,
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because we are going
on an adventure.
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-We are getting
ahead of ourselves.
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-Why?
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-Because the we that is me
has already committed to camp.
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-You can get out of it.
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-I could, but I don't want to.
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I'm going to be head counsellor.
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But that doesn't
mean you can't go.
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-I can't go unless you go.
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-That's not true.
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It's six weeks.
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It'll be over
before you know it.
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-It'll be over
before you know it?
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What does that even mean?
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-Stop being paranoid
and get amped!
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We're going to Europe!
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-Is that the green light?
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-The light isn't just
green, it's neon.
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I walked in on my mom making
out with her friend Claire.
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-Your mum's gay?
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-No, she's a lesbutante.
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She keeps it strictly
above the belt.
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But it was a TS sitch, so my
mom is letting me go on the trip
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to keep me from
telling my grandma.
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Little does she know, I'm
totes equal opportunity.
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OMG.
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I have it.
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Problem solved.
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-Well, tell me.
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-With all my mum's
guilty tripping,
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I bet I could swing
a euro trash bash.
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We'll show McKibben
just how much
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he'll be living if he goes with!
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-I don't wanna manipulate him.
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-It's not manipulation.
262
00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:19,290
It's coercion.
263
00:09:19,290 --> 00:09:19,990
Think about it.
264
00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:25,960
JENNA (NARRATING): I was
stuck with the hiccups.
265
00:09:25,960 --> 00:09:27,890
An annoying series
of convulsions
266
00:09:27,890 --> 00:09:31,220
disrupting the blood flow
from my heart to my head.
267
00:09:31,220 --> 00:09:33,440
I wanted to go to
Europe, and yet I
268
00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,360
was afraid to go without Matty.
269
00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,000
So there was only one
thing left to consider.
270
00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,790
-You really want to
know what I think?
271
00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:41,490
-Yes.
272
00:09:41,490 --> 00:09:42,760
JENNA (NARRATING):
I knew my mum would
273
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,350
tell me what I wanted to hear.
274
00:09:44,350 --> 00:09:45,050
Stay with the--
275
00:09:45,050 --> 00:09:46,190
-Go to Europe.
276
00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:46,890
-Come on.
277
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:48,510
When you were my age, you
would've picked Matty.
278
00:09:48,510 --> 00:09:49,840
-100%.
279
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,100
-I rest my case.
280
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:52,350
-Jenna.
281
00:09:52,350 --> 00:09:54,050
I'm not the best role model.
282
00:09:54,050 --> 00:09:55,250
JENNA (NARRATING):
That was a given.
283
00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:58,270
-Back in the day,
when I was with Ben,
284
00:09:58,270 --> 00:10:01,640
I had so many opportunities to
do things that I really wanted
285
00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:04,750
to do, but I didn't do them
because he didn't want to.
286
00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:07,310
-Like what?
287
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:08,120
-Camping.
288
00:10:08,120 --> 00:10:08,820
-Mum.
289
00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:10,190
You are not a camper.
290
00:10:10,190 --> 00:10:10,980
-Who knows?
291
00:10:10,980 --> 00:10:11,950
I might be.
292
00:10:11,950 --> 00:10:15,120
I do own a battery
operated curling iron.
293
00:10:15,120 --> 00:10:17,930
And there were so many
times that I never
294
00:10:17,930 --> 00:10:19,790
got to dance 'cause
Ben didn't like to.
295
00:10:19,790 --> 00:10:21,380
I just sat on his
lap and watched
296
00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,590
everyone around me having fun.
297
00:10:23,590 --> 00:10:24,670
-Is that why you chose dad?
298
00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:26,340
For his white man's overbite?
299
00:10:26,340 --> 00:10:28,880
-Yes.
300
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,470
And someday he will
bust it out for me
301
00:10:32,470 --> 00:10:36,230
on a dance floor in Europe.
302
00:10:36,230 --> 00:10:42,010
But until we get that chance,
we really want you to have it.
303
00:10:42,010 --> 00:10:45,070
JENNA (NARRATING): Surprisingly,
my mum was giving good advice.
304
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:47,530
Which left me with
one last resort.
305
00:10:47,530 --> 00:10:48,920
Manipulation.
306
00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:52,430
-And this is last
stop on our tour.
307
00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:53,420
(ITALIAN ACCENT) Italy.
308
00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:55,720
A country full of
pasta and passion.
309
00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,690
-Does that mean I can
eat pizza off your chest?
310
00:10:57,690 --> 00:11:00,620
-If you go to Europe.
311
00:11:00,620 --> 00:11:03,270
-I'm gonna bump uglies tonight!
312
00:11:03,270 --> 00:11:03,970
-Code red.
313
00:11:03,970 --> 00:11:05,550
She is wasted.
314
00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:07,080
-I better help T.
315
00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:07,790
-Meet you in Paris?
316
00:11:12,540 --> 00:11:14,800
-How much have you had to drink?
317
00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:20,270
-A lot, because tonight, I
am breaking all the rules.
318
00:11:20,270 --> 00:11:21,960
And my hymen.
319
00:11:21,960 --> 00:11:25,630
I'm ready for Freddy
to get sweaty.
320
00:11:25,630 --> 00:11:28,730
-Head to Amsterdam
and get a condom.
321
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,520
-Oh.
322
00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:31,510
-She needs to sober up.
323
00:11:31,510 --> 00:11:33,110
-With a cold shower.
324
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:33,870
I'll take care of it.
325
00:11:33,870 --> 00:11:35,110
You just keep hammering Matty.
326
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:36,640
-Actually, I think
he's warming up.
327
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,590
-Ricky is still
being cold, and he's
328
00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:39,740
been avoiding me all night.
329
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:40,440
What should I do?
330
00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,370
-Why are you asking me?
331
00:11:41,370 --> 00:11:42,690
You don't want my opinion.
332
00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:45,700
-Desperate times call
for desperate measures.
333
00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,070
-Get really drunk
so you throw up
334
00:11:47,070 --> 00:11:48,650
and he has to hold
your hair back.
335
00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:49,600
Boys like to feel needed.
336
00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,130
-Boys like to watch
getting [BLEEP], not
337
00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:53,300
the blowing of chunks.
338
00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:54,710
-Then take your own advice.
339
00:11:54,710 --> 00:11:56,820
Make him an offer
he can't refuse.
340
00:11:56,820 --> 00:11:57,570
-Like what?
341
00:11:57,570 --> 00:11:59,810
-God's blink spot.
342
00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:00,780
Back door.
343
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,460
-Lissa just texted again.
344
00:12:08,460 --> 00:12:09,540
I think she wants to hook up.
345
00:12:09,540 --> 00:12:10,240
-What'd she say?
346
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,080
-Let's look up.
347
00:12:11,080 --> 00:12:14,790
I don't know what happened,
but all the sudden, I'm you.
348
00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:16,190
All these girls
want a piece of me.
349
00:12:16,190 --> 00:12:17,960
Even Ally James
grabbed my johnson.
350
00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:18,940
-That's a problem because?
351
00:12:18,940 --> 00:12:19,640
-I was peeing!
352
00:12:22,110 --> 00:12:23,160
-Crisis averted.
353
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,570
Ming's drying off
and sobering up.
354
00:12:25,570 --> 00:12:27,490
-Good thing she's
not going to Europe.
355
00:12:27,490 --> 00:12:28,860
I don't want to baby sit.
-Are you going?
356
00:12:28,860 --> 00:12:29,560
-Totes.
357
00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:30,480
I'm signing up on Monday.
358
00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:30,890
-Too late.
359
00:12:30,890 --> 00:12:31,590
The trip's full.
360
00:12:31,590 --> 00:12:33,370
I took the last slot.
361
00:12:33,370 --> 00:12:35,270
-[BLEEP] me.
362
00:12:35,270 --> 00:12:36,470
JENNA (NARRATING):
I suddenly didn't
363
00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:38,240
need to convince Matty to go.
364
00:12:38,240 --> 00:12:40,190
I needed to convince
myself to stay.
365
00:12:44,230 --> 00:12:45,500
-What's wrong?
366
00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:46,610
-Everything.
367
00:12:46,610 --> 00:12:49,010
I need your car keys.
368
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,110
Good thing it's
new, because it's
369
00:12:50,110 --> 00:12:52,170
about to experience
a serious break down.
370
00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:56,280
-Hey.
371
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,990
-This is hello and goodbye.
372
00:12:59,990 --> 00:13:01,250
I'm going to a new school.
373
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:01,950
-Why?
374
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:04,650
-My house has been redistricted.
375
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:07,060
-But your house is right across
the street from the school.
376
00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:07,760
-Exactly.
377
00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:09,660
Becca's behind it,
and she's not going
378
00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,350
to stop until she destroys me.
379
00:13:11,350 --> 00:13:12,770
She'll never let us be together.
380
00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:16,110
And quite frankly, I'm
afraid she's gonna hurt you.
381
00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:17,610
-I can take care of myself.
382
00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:20,170
-That's the thing, Ming.
383
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:21,150
You can't.
384
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,400
I'll never forget you.
385
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:39,930
MING: My relationship is over.
386
00:13:39,930 --> 00:13:41,710
-Mine never even started.
387
00:13:41,710 --> 00:13:42,730
-With who?
388
00:13:42,730 --> 00:13:44,790
-Julio, Pierre, Antonio.
389
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:45,750
Take your pick.
390
00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,030
And now I'm throwing a party
for a trip I can't go on,
391
00:13:48,030 --> 00:13:50,160
and there isn't even a dude
here to beer goggle with.
392
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:51,840
-You're totally overreacting.
393
00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:54,970
-Let me wallow in the
[BLEEP] show of my life.
394
00:13:54,970 --> 00:13:57,930
-While you do that, I'm
gonna revenge [BLEEP].
395
00:13:57,930 --> 00:14:00,850
With Becca.
396
00:14:00,850 --> 00:14:01,840
Two can play her game.
397
00:14:05,460 --> 00:14:06,160
-Help me.
398
00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:07,150
I need to hide.
399
00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:07,850
LISSA: Jake?
400
00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:08,150
-Go.
401
00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:08,860
I got you covered.
402
00:14:08,860 --> 00:14:09,560
LISSA: Jake!
403
00:14:12,030 --> 00:14:12,970
Jake?
404
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,080
-He's not outside.
405
00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:16,110
-But I just saw
him run out here.
406
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:20,220
-No, that was Scott Gold.
407
00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:22,510
-Scott's black.
408
00:14:22,510 --> 00:14:24,240
I get it.
409
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,940
Are you and Jake hooking up?
410
00:14:25,940 --> 00:14:26,670
-No.
411
00:14:26,670 --> 00:14:27,540
-Then out of my way.
412
00:14:32,050 --> 00:14:32,750
Jake!
413
00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:37,220
Jake?
414
00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,340
It was you.
415
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:44,040
Weird.
416
00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,720
-The coast is clear.
417
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:52,980
-Oh, thank god.
418
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:01,050
-That was so sweet, I
had to memorialise it.
419
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,840
-I'm gonna grab another beer.
420
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:03,630
Lady?
421
00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,330
Gent?
422
00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:11,650
-I was rooting for
you to pick him.
423
00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:13,220
-I'm worried it's
too good to last.
424
00:15:13,220 --> 00:15:15,830
-Stop it.
425
00:15:15,830 --> 00:15:16,580
-Here's my problem.
426
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:18,750
The parents bought me a
spot on the Europe trip,
427
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:19,560
but Matty's not going.
428
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:20,890
We were gonna spend
the summer together,
429
00:15:20,890 --> 00:15:22,610
and now that plan is shot.
430
00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:23,590
-So don't go.
431
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,490
-But it's Europe.
432
00:15:24,490 --> 00:15:25,280
-Then go.
433
00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:26,730
-But what if I miss
out on something here?
434
00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:27,430
What do I do?
435
00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:28,740
-Shake it off.
436
00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,570
Everything is going your way.
437
00:15:30,570 --> 00:15:31,610
JENNA (NARRATING): It was true.
438
00:15:31,610 --> 00:15:32,560
And familiar.
439
00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:33,880
Where had I heard that before?
440
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:35,910
-Trust your gut.
441
00:15:35,910 --> 00:15:37,110
JENNA (NARRATING):
My gut was saying
442
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,340
I didn't really need
to go, but Tamara did.
443
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:42,470
And suddenly, I had
the answer to fix
444
00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:44,160
two problems with one trip.
445
00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:46,050
-I never thought
I would say this,
446
00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,080
but I can't handle all
this female attention.
447
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:48,780
-Ugh.
448
00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:49,240
Go.
449
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:49,920
Get out of the car.
450
00:15:49,920 --> 00:15:50,200
-What?
451
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:50,900
Why?
452
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,940
-Because you're complaining
about getting too much action
453
00:15:52,940 --> 00:15:55,470
while my life is
on auto combust.
454
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,840
-What happened?
455
00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,970
-What didn't?
456
00:15:57,970 --> 00:15:59,370
This has been the
worst year of my life,
457
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:00,640
and now that Europe's
off the table,
458
00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:03,590
I'm gonna have a
sad, lonely summer.
459
00:16:03,590 --> 00:16:04,590
-You're crazy.
460
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:05,290
-All right.
461
00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,720
Now you really can go.
462
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:08,580
-I meant, it's crazy
for you to think
463
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,780
that you can't
turn things around.
464
00:16:09,780 --> 00:16:12,420
-But nobody loves me,
or likes me, or even
465
00:16:12,420 --> 00:16:14,220
wants to drunkenly dry hump me.
466
00:16:14,220 --> 00:16:15,710
So tell me, Mr. Know-It-All.
467
00:16:15,710 --> 00:16:17,340
How am I gonna
turn things around?
468
00:16:37,010 --> 00:16:38,400
-Do you feel better?
469
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:39,990
-That's like asking
if I talk fast.
470
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:41,350
Of course I feel
better, but you don't
471
00:16:41,350 --> 00:16:44,140
have to do the post
make out fake out.
472
00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:47,010
We don't have to small talk.
473
00:16:47,010 --> 00:16:49,380
-We should do that
again sometime.
474
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:50,700
-OK.
475
00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:51,620
How about now?
476
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:52,320
-Yeah.
477
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:57,900
-Jake and Tamara are making out.
478
00:16:57,900 --> 00:17:00,470
But you have Matty,
so what's the problem?
479
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,850
You made your choice.
480
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:03,880
-Right.
481
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:04,580
Right.
482
00:17:04,580 --> 00:17:06,670
I'm being ridiculous.
483
00:17:06,670 --> 00:17:08,140
-I'm so glad we can do
this out in the open.
484
00:17:08,140 --> 00:17:09,250
-As opposed to?
485
00:17:09,250 --> 00:17:09,950
-Your blog.
486
00:17:13,050 --> 00:17:15,000
-Are you--
487
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,870
-Not God.
488
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,850
JENNA (NARRATING): Clark
was my mysterious commenter.
489
00:17:22,890 --> 00:17:24,380
-We need to talk.
490
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,110
-I made out with Jake.
491
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:25,910
-You made out with Jake.
492
00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:26,940
I saw you and I was pissed.
493
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:29,190
-But you said he should be
with a girl more like me,
494
00:17:29,190 --> 00:17:31,160
and who is more like me than me?
495
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,550
And it was totally
just a rebound--
496
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,260
-And you have a trip.
497
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:34,300
I'm not going.
498
00:17:34,300 --> 00:17:36,290
My spot is yours.
499
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,290
-Really?
500
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:37,990
-Yes.
501
00:17:41,670 --> 00:17:42,370
Now let's celebrate.
502
00:17:49,030 --> 00:17:50,280
-Oh my god.
503
00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:51,970
-Have you seen Ricky?
504
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:53,900
-He's not in there.
505
00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:54,880
-Skitch.
506
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:56,460
Were you hooking up with him?
507
00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,170
-Not a chance.
508
00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,640
-Move out of my way.
509
00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:01,080
-Sadie, you really
don't wanna go in there.
510
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,950
-I really don't wanna
look at your fugly face.
511
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:05,830
Move.
512
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:06,530
-Fine.
513
00:18:06,530 --> 00:18:07,640
Your wish is my command.
514
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:13,870
-Ricky!
515
00:18:20,740 --> 00:18:25,820
I'm a bitch, but I am
not a heartless bitch.
516
00:18:25,820 --> 00:18:27,590
I should have seen the signs.
517
00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:28,510
-What signs?
518
00:18:28,510 --> 00:18:29,480
Ricky's not gay.
519
00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,860
He's just a whore.
520
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:33,630
He'd screw anything, including
Detective Nibble Kibbles.
521
00:18:33,630 --> 00:18:34,750
-Who?
522
00:18:34,750 --> 00:18:35,750
-My dog.
523
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:38,560
He investigates everyone's
crotch except Ricky's.
524
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,660
I think Ricky did
something to him.
525
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:45,150
-But I didn't do
anything to Ricky.
526
00:18:45,150 --> 00:18:47,220
-Neither did Tamara.
527
00:18:47,220 --> 00:18:49,380
-No.
528
00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:52,130
She didn't.
529
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:55,490
But your dork factor really
wasn't doing you any favours.
530
00:18:55,490 --> 00:19:03,640
Guys, I'm so so so-- I'm--
531
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:08,780
-She was about to grovel.
532
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:12,100
-And I had my phone
waiting to record it.
533
00:19:12,100 --> 00:19:13,270
-Well, we tried.
534
00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:14,230
-Jenna.
535
00:19:14,230 --> 00:19:14,930
Assistance, please.
536
00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:21,160
[MUSIC - JJAMZ, "NEVER ENOUGH"]
537
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,730
-I'm staying.
538
00:19:43,730 --> 00:19:44,970
-Why?
539
00:19:44,970 --> 00:19:45,670
-Because.
540
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,070
-Because.
541
00:19:51,710 --> 00:19:52,880
JENNA (NARRATING):
I was gonna have
542
00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,310
the best summer of my life.
543
00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:03,180
-I love this song.
544
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,430
Let's dance.
545
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:07,460
-Oh, I'm not much of a dancer.
546
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,450
Come here.
547
00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:13,870
JENNA (NARRATING): I finally
got what I really wanted.
548
00:20:26,710 --> 00:20:28,680
But I wasn't sure it
was what I needed.
549
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:46,130
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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