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- PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD...
- THE TAPE IS GOING PUBLIC?
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- THAT FOOTAGE COULD SURFACE
ANY MINUTE,
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SO WE CAN TELL JAKE,
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OR HE CAN SEE IT
WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD.
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- JENNA WAS IN LOVE
WITH THIS OTHER GUY.
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- I DON'T WANNA KEEP
SECRETS FROM JAKE.
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I'M NOT IN LOVE
WITH THAT OTHER GUY ANYMORE.
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MOM, DO YOU WANNA TELL HIM?
- I WROTE THAT LETTER TO JENNA.
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- GOOD MORNING, PALOS HILLERS,
DON'T FORGET THE ASSEMBLY
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IN THE SCHOOL GYM
THIS MORNING.
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- IN MY ROLE AS PART
OF A NEWSOME TWOSOME,
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I WAS LEARNING THAT SOMETIMES
I HAD TO BE LED...
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- ROSATI.
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- AND SOMETIMES I HAD
TO TAKE THE LEAD.
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RELATIONSHIPS
WERE ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE...
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AND RESTRAINT.
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I WAS TRYING TO THROW MYSELF
INTO MY RELATIONSHIP WITH JAKE
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WITHOUT BEING THE CLINGY
GIRLFRIEND OF HIS PAST.
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BUT LIKE A UNIBOOB
IN A SPORTS BRA,
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I WAS THE ONE BEING CONFINED...
BY MY EX.
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HE JUST COULDN'T ACCEPT
REJECTION.
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[siren wails]
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- HOLLA!
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V.P. MARKS
IS IN THE HOUSE!
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HEY, YOUR GRANDPA CALLED.
HE WANTS HIS SHIRT BACK.
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YO, SHORTY, WHY DON'T YOU
TRY GROWING A FEW INCHES?
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HEY, VAL, WHY'D YOU GET
YOUR HAIR CUT?
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IT LOOKS STUPID.
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BULLYING IS
NO LAUGHING MATTER.
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I WANNA THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING
TO THIS REQUIRED ASSEMBLY.
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I AM PUMPED TO KICK OFF
ANTI-BULLY AWARENESS WEEK,
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WHICH CULMINATES
WITH OUR 5K ON FRIDAY.
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ANYONE ACTING
LIKE A BULLY THIS WEEK
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WILL RECEIVE A SCARLET "B"
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AND REPORT TO MY OFFICE FOR
SOME SERIOUS V.P. DISCIPLINE.
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IT STANDS
FOR VICE PRINCIPAL,
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MY NEW POSITION,
WHICH IS NO JOKE.
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AND NEITHER IS DANCING
FOR A CAUSE.
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PLEASE WELCOME PALOS HILLS
CHOREO CLUB: ZEUS TROUPE.
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[cheers and applause]
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- WHOO, GO, T.!
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- [whistles]
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- WAY TO SHOW OFF
THE HONEY POT, LADIES.
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[hip-hop music]
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*
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- RICKY!
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RICKY, YOU ARE
A SCUM DUMPSTER!
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I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE!
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RICKY, I SWEAR!
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LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE!
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RICKY!
LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE!
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- AND MATTY WASN'T THE ONLY ONE
WHO COULDN'T LET GO.
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- HOW DOES THAT RICKY SCHWARTZ
GUY PULL SO MUCH TAIL?
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- GIRLS ARE INTO CHEESE.
- NO, HE'S JUST RELENTLESS.
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LIKE MATTY, MY LIFE HAD BECOME
A SERIES OF NEW COMPLICATIONS.
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- LUNCH OFF CAMPUS?
- YEAH, GOOD WITH ME. JENNA?
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- MY BOYFRIEND'S BOY FRIEND
WAS MY SECRET EX,
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AND I WASN'T SURE HOW
TO REMOVE THE THIRD WHEEL
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FROM MY RELATIONSHIP.
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GREAT!
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- COOL.
SEE YOU LATER.
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- MATTY'S BEEN ACTING WEIRD
LATELY. HAVE YOU NOTICED?
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- IT WAS HARD NOT TO.
MATTY WAS ALWAYS AROUND.
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- DO YOU THINK
HE'S DEPRESSED?
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YEAH.
IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING.
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BUT YOU'RE SOMETHING:
ADORABLE.
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- OH, NOW I'M WORRIED
ABOUT MATTY.
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- DON'T.
HE'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
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- MATTY'S MY PROBLEM.
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HE'S DEPRESSED,
AND IT'S MY FAULT.
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I CHOSE JAKE,
AND NOW WE CAN'T BE ALONE
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WITHOUT MATTY TAGGING ALONG
TRYING TO TEMPT ME.
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THE WHOLE SITUATION
IS WEIRD.
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- GET OVER YOU.
HE'S NOT TRYING TO TEMP YOU.
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HE PROBABLY
FEELS LIKE THE BBF.
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BACKBURNER FRIEND.
AND I CAN RELATE.
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EVER SINCE YOU FOUND JAKE
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AND MING JOINED THE MAFIA,
I'VE BEEN--
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- I DIDN'T PUT YOU
ON THE BACKBURNER.
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- YOU'VE BEEN SO SARAN-WRAPPED
AROUND JAKE,
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YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE IT.
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- I'M NOT CLINGY.
MATTY IS.
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- DO YOU WANT ME
TO BE THE BBF?
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BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT AND TELL
YOU WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR.
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- NO, I WANT
THE BFF TREATMENT.
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- HERE IT IS:
NOBODY LIKES A CLING-ON.
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INCLUDING MY PANINI.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
I HAVE CAMEL TOE.
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SOAK IT IN.
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- LOOKS LIKE YOUR UNITARD
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IS ALREADY DOING THE JOB.
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- AS TAMARA PREPARED TO OWN UP
TO HER BEHAVIOR,
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I WAS LEFT
TO PROCESS MINE.
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WAS I UNINTENTIONALLY
BEING CRUEL TO MATTY
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BY CLINGING ON TO JAKE?
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- [sighs]
GIVE ME SOME SPACE!
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- TAMARA,
THIS IS MRS. KAREY.
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SHE'S OUR NEW GUIDANCE
COUNSELOR, IN TRAINING.
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YOU SHOULD FEEL COMFORTABLE
OPENING UP TO HER,
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BUT NOT SO OPEN THAT
YOU FEEL EXPOSED
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BECAUSE MRS. KAREY HASN'T BEEN
FULLY VETTED JUST YET.
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WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
IF THAT'S HER REAL NAME.
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SO, TAMARA, CLEARLY
YOU HAVE SOME ISSUES
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RELATING
TO MR. RICHARD SCHWARTZ.
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- YES. RICKY'S
A PIECE OF [bleep].
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- SOUNDS LIKE
YOU'RE ANGRY.
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- THAT IS
AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
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THE PIG WAS PUBLICALLY
DEEP-THROATING SOME SKANKSTER.
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I BELIEVE MY RESPONSE
WAS APPROPRIATE.
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- ANGER IS NOT
THE ANSWER.
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SOMETIMES WE NEED
A GENTLE REMINDER TO NOT LET
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OTHER PEOPLE GET
THE BETTER OF US.
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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE PUNISHED
FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR.
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- I WENT FULL-METAL SEQUINS
IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.
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DON'T YOU THINK
THE EMBARRASSMENT OF MY OUTBURST
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IS PUNISHMENT ENOUGH?
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- YES. AND IT'S GONNA TAKE UNTIL
THE NEXT PUBLIC NIP SLIP
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FOR YOU TO LIVE IT DOWN.
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BUT I HAVE AN EXAMPLE TO SET.
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IN MY NEW ROLE...
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I AM RESPONSIBLE
FOR DISCIPLINARY ACTION.
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WHICH IS NONE
OF MRS. KAREY'S BUSINESS,
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SO I'M GONNA WRITE IT DOWN.
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[scoffs]
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YOU'LL PAY ME 20 BUCKS?
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- I CAN MAYBE GET 30
BY THE END OF THE DAY.
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- THAT WOULD BE A BRIBE,
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WHICH WOULD BE WRONG TO TAKE
IN EITHER ROLE.
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IT'S ILLEGAL...AND NOT NEARLY
ENOUGH MONEY.
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TAMARA, YOU WILL BE VOLUNTEERING
FOR THE 5K RUN/WALK
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BECAUSE YOU ACTED LIKE A BULLY,
AND YOU NEED TO RUN IT OFF.
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I SHOULD SUSPEND HER.
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IT'S A LOT OF PAPERWORK.
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- HI, I'M A BULLY WORKING ON
LETTING GO OF MY ANGER.
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PLEASE SIGN UP FOR THE 5K
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TO HELP PUT KIDS
LIKE ME IN MY PLACE.
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- YOU HAVE TO READ THAT?
- YEAH.
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EVERY DAY AT LUNCH.
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- HEY, HAMILTON,
YOU COMING TO LUNCH?
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- DO YOU WANT ME
TO STAY AND HELP?
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I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL
LIKE A BACKBURNER FRIEND.
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- I WOULD ONLY RELEGATE A BBF
TO WORKING THIS LAME EVENT.
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PLUS MING CAN GET ME, LIKE,
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200 SIGNATURES
WITH HER MAFIA CONNECTIONS,
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SO YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.
- THANKS, T.
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- BUT, AS YOUR BFF,
I MUST REMIND YOU,
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BE KIND.
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DON'T RUB YOUR NEW ROMANCE
IN MATTY'S FACE.
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NOBODY LIKES A RICKY.
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- I'M NOT A RICKY.
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I DIDN'T WANNA RUB
MY RELATIONSHIP
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OR ANYTHING ELSE
IN MATTY'S FACE.
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AND TO PROVE MY POINT,
I TOOK THE BACK SEAT...
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[alternative music]
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*
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I SHARED MY BETTER HALF...
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*
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AND I GAVE UP CONTROL.
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I WAS CRAMPED, HUNGRY,
AND HOT...IN THE WRONG WAY.
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IN MY ATTEMPT
TO SPARE MATTY'S FEELINGS,
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I HAD SACRIFICED MINE.
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MY MENAGE A TROIS HAD BECOME
A MENAGE A FAUX PAS.
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I WAS BEING
CONSTANTLY REMINDED
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OF MY LINGERING
ATTRACTION TO MATTY.
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BUT THANKFULLY, THREE
WAS A MAGIC NUMBER AT HOME
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ON A GOOD DAY.
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SO DAD'S WORKING LATE...
AGAIN.
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- HE'S JUST BEEN TRYING TO GET
AHEAD OF HIS CRAZY WORKLOAD.
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- MY MOM COULD MAKE
EXCUSES ALL NIGHT,
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BUT I KNEW THE TRUTH.
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EVER SINCE MY DAD
FOUND OUT THAT SHE
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WAS BEHIND THE CAREFRONTATION,
HE HAD BEEN AVOIDING HER.
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AND BY AVOIDING HER, I WAS
GETTING THE RESIDUAL SHAFT TOO.
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- I THINK HE NEEDS TO RELAX,
TAKE THE STRESS OFF,
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WHICH IS WHY I GOT HIM
A SPECIAL SURPRISE.
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- YOU BOUGHT DAD
A HOT TUB?
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- IT'S FOR
THE WHOLE FAMILY TO ENJOY.
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- A HOT TUB EQUALED ONE THING:
DESPERATION.
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MY MOM WAS DESPERATE
FOR MY FATHER'S ATTENTION,
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AND HER SECRET WEAPON
ALWAYS INVOLVED
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LESS CLOTHING AND MORE SKIN.
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[phone rings]
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- HELLO?
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- I'M SIGNING YOUR PARENTS UP
FOR THE 5K.
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IS THAT COOL?
- IS THAT YOUR DAD?
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- IT'S TAMARA, SHE WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU'LL RUN
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THE 5K AGAINST
BULLIES ON FRIDAY.
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- I DON'T LIKE
TO SWEAT IN PUBLIC,
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BUT I'LL BE HAPPY
TO MAKE A DONATION.
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- OH, IT'S SO HARD TO GET PEOPLE
EXCITED ABOUT RUNNING.
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HOW WAS LUNCH?
- MATTY TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF
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WHILE PLAYING A VIDEO GAME.
WHO DOES THAT?
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- YOU KNOW,
I HATE TO ADMIT THIS,
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BUT MATTY MIGHT BE TRYING
TO HOMEWRECK YOU.
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AND I KNOW THIS
BECAUSE RIGHT NOW,
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I'M PLOTTING TO WRECK RICKY.
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- NO, MATTY'S NOT
THAT KIND OF GUY.
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- MAYBE, MAYBE NOT.
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REJECTION BRINGS OUT
THE DARK SIDE.
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BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
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I AM FULLY AWARE THAT I'M
A LOOSE CANNON RIGHT NOW,
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AND MATTY MIGHT BE TOO.
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- THERE'S NO WAY HE'S TRYING
TO OVERTLY HURT MY RELATIONSHIP.
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JAKE'S HIS BEST FRIEND.
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- WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT,
BUT PAY ATTENTION.
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WHEN ARE YOU HANGING OUT
WITH HOTTIE ROSATI AGAIN?
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- TONIGHT, HE'S COMING OVER
TO WATCH A MOVIE.
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- OR GET IN THE HOT TUB!
- OR GET IN THE HOT TUB.
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- HOT TUB?
WHEN DID YOU GET A HOT TUB?
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- WHEN MY MOM GOT DESPERATE.
- I HEARD THAT.
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- MY PARENTS ARE FIGHTING.
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- WELL, IF MATTY ENDS UP SITTING
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ACROSS FROM YOU IN IT,
THEN YOU'LL KNOW.
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- KNOW WHAT?
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- THAT HE'S TRYING
TO SABOTAGE YOU.
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- IF THERE'S ONE THING
MATTY'S NOT, IT'S A SABOTEUR.
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THERE'S NO WAY HE'S GONNA
WIND UP IN MY HOT TUB.
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00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,738
- LET'S CRANK UP THE HEAT!
219
00:09:30,771 --> 00:09:32,973
- WE DIDN'T NEED TO.
I WAS ALREADY BOILING.
220
00:09:36,644 --> 00:09:37,711
SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE
GOING TO WATCH A MOVIE.
221
00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:39,312
HE INVITED HIMSELF.
222
00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,114
- IT WAS CLEAR MATTY
WASN'T JUST CLINGING ON TO ME.
223
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,083
HE WAS CLINGING
ON TO JAKE.
224
00:09:43,116 --> 00:09:46,654
BECAUSE IF HE COULDN'T HAVE ME,
HE DIDN'T WANT JAKE TO EITHER.
225
00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:48,121
IT WAS TEXTBOOK SABOTAGE.
226
00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:51,158
- DUDE, DID YOU PEE?
- NO.
227
00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:52,826
I DID NOT PEE.
228
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:02,736
- JENNA, CAN I TALK TO YOU?
229
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,272
- GLADLY.
230
00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,740
WHY ARE YOU SNEAKING IN
THROUGH THE BACK DOOR?
231
00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:07,941
- I WASN'T SNEAKING.
232
00:10:07,975 --> 00:10:09,309
I WAS JUST TRYING TO
AVOID YOUR MOM.
233
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,278
- THAT'S SNEAKING.
234
00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,146
- HOLD UP,
WHO'S THE DAD HERE?
235
00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,649
WHEN DID WE GET A HOT TUB,
AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN IT
236
00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,184
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND
AND YOUR EX-BOYFRIEND?
237
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,720
- SECRET EX-BOYFRIEND,
AND THE TITLE'S DEBATABLE.
238
00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,288
WE NEVER FULLY DTR'D.
239
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,390
- JENNA, SPARE ME THE DETAILS.
I DON'T WANNA KNOW THEM.
240
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,660
WHAT I DO WANNA KNOW IS
WHY WE HAVE A HOT TUB.
241
00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:28,796
- IT WAS MOM'S IDEA,
AND SHE SUGGESTED WE USE IT.
242
00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:29,963
- WHY ARE YOU LISTENING
TO YOUR MOM?
243
00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:31,431
- BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN M.I.A.
244
00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:32,833
SO CAN YOU PLEASE STICK AROUND
245
00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,735
AND HELP ME GET
MATTY OUT OF HERE?
246
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,670
- SO YOU CAN BE ALONE
WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND?
247
00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,706
NO.
248
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:43,777
BUT I WILL DO YOU
ONE BETTER.
249
00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:47,280
- DID SOMEONE JUST PEE?
250
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:51,151
- THAT WOULD BE ME.
251
00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:54,087
[pop music]
252
00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:58,458
*
253
00:10:58,491 --> 00:10:59,827
- OH!
254
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,361
- IT'S GETTING LATE.
- OKAY.
255
00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:02,429
- YEAH, AND I'M HIS RIDE.
THANKS FOR THE INVITE.
256
00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,430
THANKS FOR HAVING US.
257
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:11,338
*
258
00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:18,912
- YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BOUGHT
OUR DAUGHTER A SEX SWING.
259
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,882
TAKE IT BACK.
260
00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,920
[bell rings]
261
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:28,956
- T., YOU WERE RIGHT.
262
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:30,457
MATTY'S TOTALLY TRYING
TO HOMEWRECK MY RELATIONSHIP,
263
00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:32,292
AND IT'S WORKING.
264
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,361
I HAVEN'T HAD A MOMENT ALONE
WITH JAKE IN OVER A WEEK.
265
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:35,295
- I KNEW IT.
266
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:37,765
IT TAKES A SABOTEUR
TO KNOW A SABOTEUR.
267
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:40,200
ALTHOUGH MATTY'S A LITTLE
MORE AMATEUR HOUR THAN I AM.
268
00:11:40,233 --> 00:11:43,170
HI, I'M A BULLY WHO NEEDS
TO WORK ON HER ANGER.
269
00:11:43,203 --> 00:11:45,973
SIGN HERE IF YOU THINK
RICKY SCHWARTZ IS A DOUCHE.
270
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:49,810
- WHAT DID I SAY
ABOUT PERSONAL SPACE?
271
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:53,180
TAMARA, THIS IS SCHOOL OUTREACH,
NOT SCHOOL OUTRAGE.
272
00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,983
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SIGNING
PEOPLE UP FOR THE 5K,
273
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:58,952
NOT "RICKY SCHWARTZ
CAN KISS MY ASS."
274
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,955
- I'M DOING A PUBLIC SERVICE.
A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE OUTRAGED.
275
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:05,158
- RICKY SCHWARTZ USED ME
FOR RIDES AT BAND PRACTICE,
276
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,894
AND I'M NOT JUST TALKING
ABOUT THE CHAIR.
277
00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:08,528
- RICKY SCHWARTZ
CALLED US ALL BEAUTIFUL,
278
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,330
SO WE WOULD CUP HIS BALLS.
279
00:12:10,363 --> 00:12:13,967
- RICKY SCHWARTZ SAID
I'D LOOK SEXY WITH BANGS.
280
00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,102
I DON'T.
281
00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:18,906
- YOU HAVE GOT
TO STOP THIS.
282
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:21,174
SUSPENSION PAPERWORK
IS NO JOKE.
283
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:22,976
I HAVE TO FILL OUT
THE FRONT AND THE BACK.
284
00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,812
YOU ARE SUPPOSED
TO BE SHADOWING ME!
285
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:28,081
NOT OVERSHADOWING ME!
286
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:31,218
- YOU ARE SUCH A NOVICE.
PAPER LEAVES A TRAIL.
287
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,120
START AN ANONYMOUS
TWITTER CAMPAIGN.
288
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:35,856
YOU'VE GOTTA GO BIG OR GO HOME.
- WHICH SHOULD BE YOUR MOTTO.
289
00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:37,825
YOU'RE THE ONLY REASON
WE'RE HAVING THIS EVENT.
290
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:40,193
IT SHOULD BE CALLED
THE SADIE SAXTON WALK/RUN,
291
00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,561
AND YOU COULD SURE
USE THE CARDIO.
292
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,331
- SHE DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
- OH, YES, SHE DID.
293
00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,400
AND NORMALLY,
I WOULD RIP HER TO SHREDS,
294
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:50,170
BUT SHE'S ANGRY,
AND I GET IT.
295
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,139
PEOPLE WILL TELL YOU TO LET GO
OF YOUR ANGER,
296
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,274
BUT ANGER CAN BE
A GREAT MOTIVATOR.
297
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:57,444
IF YOU WANNA SABOTAGE SOMEONE,
YOU HAVE TO BE SMART.
298
00:12:57,477 --> 00:13:00,447
FIND OUT WHAT THEIR ACHILLES
HEEL IS, AND CUT INTO IT.
299
00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,550
YOU'RE A PRO AT CUTTING.
[laughs]
300
00:13:03,583 --> 00:13:06,453
YOU CAN SHOW HER.
301
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,024
NOW WATCH THE MASTER WORK.
TAKE LISSA.
302
00:13:11,058 --> 00:13:13,226
SOME WOULD SAY
SHE REJECTED ME,
303
00:13:13,260 --> 00:13:16,029
BUT I WOULD SAY SHE DOESN'T
WANNA BE REPLACED.
304
00:13:16,063 --> 00:13:17,264
YOU ARE SO PRETTY,
WE SHOULD
305
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,498
TOTALLY HANG OUT
ON MY DAD'S BOAT.
306
00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:21,902
- REALLY?
- NO. BUT WATCH.
307
00:13:21,935 --> 00:13:23,470
LISSA WILL BE TURNING AROUND
TO LOOK AT US
308
00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:26,073
IN THREE...TWO...ONE.
309
00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:31,178
- BITCH HAD A POINT.
310
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:33,146
MATTY DIDN'T WANT ME
TO REPLACE HIM.
311
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,147
SO IF I WAS GOING TO GET HIM
TO BACK DOWN,
312
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:37,617
I WOULD HAVE TO ENGAGE
IN MAJOR DISPLAY OF PDA,
313
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,252
AND I WOULD DO IT BY...
314
00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,454
[pop music]
315
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:44,024
TAKING THE FRONT SEAT...
316
00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:47,094
NOT SHARING
MY BETTER HALF...
317
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,630
*
318
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,366
AND REGAINING CONTROL.
319
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,403
*
320
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,916
- I THINK I'M GONNA HEAD OUT.
- BYE.
321
00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:10,250
- YEAH, I'LL CALL YOU
LATER, MAN.
322
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:12,452
- I FINALLY BEAT MATTY
AT HIS OWN GAME.
323
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:15,388
SADIE WAS RIGHT.
ANGER WAS A GREAT MOTIVATOR.
324
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:18,058
- YOU'VE BEEN REALLY
AFFECTIONATE LATELY.
325
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,993
- YOU BRING IT OUT
IN ME.
326
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:23,596
- YEAH, I--I OFTEN DRIVE WOMEN
WILD WITH DESIRE.
327
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:28,435
AND WHILE I'M REALLY LOVING
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE,
328
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:33,306
UM, UH, I THINK I KNOW
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON.
329
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:36,309
IT'S MATTY.
330
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,511
I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HIM.
- NO, NO, NO, THAT'S NOT IT.
331
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:40,013
- IT'S OKAY.
332
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,448
HE CAN BE REALLY STANDOFFISH
AT FIRST,
333
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,183
BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM
LIKE I KNOW HIM,
334
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,217
YOU'LL LOVE HIM.
335
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:45,452
- THAT WAS THE PROBLEM.
336
00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:48,956
IF JAKE KNEW JUST HOW WELL I
KNEW MATTY, HE WOULDN'T LOVE ME.
337
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,992
- I LOVE YOU.
I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.
338
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:54,427
I'M JUST GONNA STAY AT YOUR
GRANDPARENTS' FOR A FEW DAYS.
339
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:57,430
- YOU'RE JUST GONNA SIT THERE
AND LET HIM LEAVE?
340
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,232
- HE JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE SPACE.
341
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,701
- EVERYONE COULD USE
A LITTLE SPACE.
342
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:03,570
- EVERYONE BUT ME.
343
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,305
WHILE I DIDN'T LIKE BEING
SUFFOCATED IN MY RELATIONSHIP,
344
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:08,141
I COULD HAVE USED
A LITTLE LESS OXYGEN AT HOME.
345
00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,676
- SEE, THIS IS WHAT
I WAS AFRAID OF.
346
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,578
YOU'RE PUTTING JENNA
IN THE MIDDLE.
347
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,413
- LACEY, YOU PUT HER THERE.
- NO, I MADE A MISTAKE.
348
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:15,215
YOU ALWAYS SAID MY ABILITY
TO TAKE RISKS
349
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,117
WAS WHAT YOU LOVE MOST
ABOUT ME.
350
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:19,019
- THIS ISN'T ABOUT GETTING
A BUTTERFLY TATTOO.
351
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,521
YOU ALMOST RUINED
OUR DAUGHTER'S LIFE.
352
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:22,655
- MY LIFE ISN'T RUINED.
353
00:15:22,689 --> 00:15:25,658
I'M FINE.
354
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:28,495
BUT YOU'LL RUIN IT IF YOU
LEAVE ME ALONE WITH A BULLY.
355
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,368
GOD.
356
00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:37,270
NO ONE GETS TO ESCAPE
IF I DON'T.
357
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:43,543
DON'T WORRY! I'VE BEEN THROUGH
THIS
358
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:44,744
A FEW TIMES
WITH MY PARENTS,
359
00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:46,679
AND THE FIRST SEPARATION
NEVER TAKES.
360
00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:48,181
IF HE WAS REALLY LEAVING,
361
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,216
THERE WOULD BE SOME SORT
OF GRAND GESTURE.
362
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,651
MY PARENTS TOOK ME
TO DISNEY WORLD.
363
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,720
IF YOU GET A CAR,
THEN THEY'RE GETTING A DIVORCE.
364
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,322
- I WISH
I COULD GET MATTY A CAR,
365
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:57,324
SO JAKE AND I
COULD DIVORCE HIM.
366
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,325
- KEEP THE CAR.
367
00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:00,560
USE IT TO RUN HIM OVER.
368
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,162
- TAMARA WAS
ON TO SOMETHING,
369
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:04,031
BUT MAYBE
THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY
370
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,532
TO GET MATTY
OUT OF MY HAIR.
371
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,700
ONE THAT WOULDN'T
GIVE ME 50 TO LIFE.
372
00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:10,703
HEY, WE NEED TO TALK.
- YEAH, WE DO.
373
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,139
- APPARENTLY HE WAS
UP TO SPEED
374
00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:14,041
ON THE INTENT
OF THOSE FOUR WORDS,
375
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:15,542
SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO WASTE TIME
WITH GENTLE PLEASANTRIES.
376
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,144
I COULD GO AGGRO.
377
00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:18,678
WOULD YOU PLEASE BUTT OUT
OF MY RELATIONSHIP
378
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,247
AND STOP TRYING
TO SEDUCE ME?
379
00:16:20,280 --> 00:16:22,615
- WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
- THE WINKS.
380
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,284
THE "ACCIDENTAL" TOUCHING.
381
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,286
NUDING UP
EVERY CHANCE YOU GET.
382
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,488
YOU HAVE NICE ABS,
I GET IT.
383
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:31,624
- YOU THINK I'M TRYING
TO LURE YOU AWAY FROM JAKE?
384
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,327
- YES!
- YOU'RE CRAZY.
385
00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:36,063
LIKE I WANNA HANG OUT
WITH YOU GUYS?
386
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:37,430
NO, NO, JAKE WANTS ME TO.
387
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,367
I AM TRYING TO MAKE IT
AS NORMAL AS POSSIBLE,
388
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,369
BUT IT IS HARD WITH YOU
ALWAYS BEING SO...
389
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:43,503
- DON'T SAY IT.
- CLINGY.
390
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,572
- I AM NOT CLINGY.
391
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:47,340
YOU'RE THE CLING-ON.
- HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,
392
00:16:47,374 --> 00:16:49,209
BUT THE ONLY NEW VARIABLE
IN THIS RELATIONSHIP IS YOU.
393
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:51,411
I'VE BEEN HANGING WITH JAKE
SINCE I WAS TEN.
394
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,780
- DON'T WALK AWAY FROM ME!
- JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDS.
395
00:16:53,813 --> 00:16:58,385
- WE WERE
NEVER FRIENDS!
396
00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,653
- THERE WILL BE NO YELLING
IN THIS HALLWAY!
397
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,090
YOU'RE STILL MY GIRL.
SEE YOU AT THE 5K.
398
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:04,791
- COULD IT BE THAT THE PERSON
SABOTAGING MY RELATIONSHIP
399
00:17:04,824 --> 00:17:07,160
WITH JAKE WAS ME?
400
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:08,561
IF MATTY WAS TELLING
THE TRUTH,
401
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:11,331
THEN MATTY WASN'T
THE THIRD WHEEL, I WAS.
402
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,105
- COME ON, LADIES.
403
00:17:18,105 --> 00:17:19,406
IT'LL BE THE BEST THREESOME
OF YOUR LIFE.
404
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:21,608
GIRL ON GIRL ON RICKY.
405
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:24,344
- OKAY, THAT WON'T HELP.
406
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,379
ALL OF YOUR EFFORTS TO BULLY HIM
HAVE BACKFIRED.
407
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:29,116
YOU'VE ONLY MADE HIM
MORE POPULAR.
408
00:17:29,116 --> 00:17:30,517
- HEY!
409
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,286
THANKS FOR THE ADVICE,
BUT IT SUCKED BALLS.
410
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,256
IT DIDN'T WORK.
411
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,528
- SAYS WHO?
412
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,563
- SON OF A BITCH,
YOU PLAYED ME!
413
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,432
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
414
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:48,435
[pop music]
415
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:53,140
*
416
00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:54,474
- HEY!
417
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,809
WHAT IS WITH THE HOOKER SHOES
AROUND THE KIDS?
418
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:58,311
THIS IS A TRACK,
NOT A STRIPPER POLE!
419
00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,579
YOU'RE FIRED!
420
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:02,682
*
421
00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,517
- THIS IS ADULT BUSINESS,
OKAY?
422
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:07,287
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND...
IT.
423
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:11,424
- HEY.
- HI.
424
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:12,859
- MATTY TOLD ME
THAT YOU GUYS TALKED.
425
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:13,860
- WHAT DID HE SAY?
426
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,163
- THAT YOU AND I MIGHT NEED
427
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,664
TO SPEND SOME TIME TOGETHER.
428
00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,199
ALONE.
429
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:21,168
SO LET'S HANG TONIGHT.
430
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,535
FEEL FREE
TO BRING
431
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,471
MORE OF THAT "CAN'T GET
ENOUGH OF JAKE" ACTION.
432
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:26,839
- MM, I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU HEARD,
433
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,441
BUT TAMARA AND I
ARE BULLIES IN NEED
434
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,310
OF A SERIOUS
ATTITUDE MAKEOVER
435
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,180
THAT ONLY FROZEN YOGURT
CAN PROVIDE.
436
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,549
SO YOU HANG OUT WITH MATTY
TONIGHT WITHOUT ME.
437
00:18:36,583 --> 00:18:37,717
YOU DON'T NEED
A CLINGY GIRLFRIEND,
438
00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,751
AND I DON'T NEED TO BE ONE.
439
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:42,389
- MAYBE I LIKE BEING CLUNG TO.
440
00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:44,624
- HEY, YOU WANNA WALK
THIS THING OR WHAT?
441
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,926
- NOT REALLY.
WE'RE OFF THE HOOK.
442
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,396
- OH, THANK GOD.
443
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,331
PIZZA?
- YEAH.
444
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,799
I'M GONNA CHANGE, I'LL MEET YOU
IN THE PARKING LOT.
445
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:54,767
- MWAH.
446
00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:59,872
I'M SORRY
FOR ACTING CRAZY.
447
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,908
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING
TO SABOTAGE MY RELATIONSHIP.
448
00:19:01,941 --> 00:19:03,843
- IT'S COOL.
449
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:07,580
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS 5K PARTY STARTED!
450
00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,217
[gunshot]
451
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,384
- WELL, IF IT MAKES
YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,
452
00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,519
I'M BEING FORCED
TO WALK THIS
453
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,586
BECAUSE I YELLED AT YOU.
454
00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,388
- GOOD.
455
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,699
- NICE JOB, MCKIBBEN.
- WHAT?
456
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:31,538
- YOU WERE TOTALLY
SABOTAGING THEM.
457
00:19:31,571 --> 00:19:34,507
I KNOW THE SIGNS.
458
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:39,246
[alternative music]
459
00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,248
*
460
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:49,889
- WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
461
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:54,627
- GETTING A LITTLE EXERCISE
FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
462
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:56,896
NOBODY LIKES A BULLY.
463
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,633
- WHO YELLS AT
HER BOYFRIEND'S FRIENDS.
464
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:03,603
- OR WRITES HARSH LETTERS
TO HER DAUGHTER.
465
00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,709
YOUR DAD LEFT TODAY.
466
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:12,312
HE'S AT GRANDMA'S.
467
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:15,282
- IT'S NOT JUST
FOR A FEW DAYS, IS IT?
468
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,018
- NO.
469
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:26,793
*
470
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,031
- HEY, BEAUTIFUL!
471
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,468
YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN!
472
00:20:35,502 --> 00:20:36,636
[both laugh]
473
00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:40,340
NEXT ON AWKWARD
474
00:20:40,373 --> 00:20:42,342
I'VE GOT THE ANSWER
TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS. DOUBLE
DATE THIS WEEKEND.
475
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,843
I'M GONNA FIX YOU UP.
- I CAN'T.
476
00:20:43,876 --> 00:20:45,512
I'M GOING TO CHURCH CAMP.
- WELL, IF THEY TELL YOU
477
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,846
TO DRINK THE KOOL-AID
AND TAKE A NAP, DON'T.
478
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,381
- SHE'S THE GIRL
WE'VE BEEN PRAYING FOR.
479
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,816
REMEMBER? THE HARLOT
WHO STOLE MY BOYFRIEND.
480
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:52,919
- THERE WAS A SOLID CHANCE
I WOULD FIND COMFORT
481
00:20:52,952 --> 00:20:56,689
BEING EMBRACED BY A COMMUNITY
OF LOVING...HATERS.
482
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,958
- HO BAGS ARE RELEGATED
TO THE BACK OF THE BUS.
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