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JENNA (NARRATING):
Previously on "Awkward."
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-You want another chance?
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-I won't screw up again.
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-I came with Jake.
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-But you can stay with me.
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-Uh-- I should
wash my mouth out.
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I puked in the sink.
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-I'm all in.
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-This came in the mail for you.
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JENNA (NARRATING): With
the new year came freedom.
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I had a boyfriend
who was happy to be
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seen with me in direct sunlight.
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And I had to say, it felt good
to have an open relationship.
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Not open in a creepy
polyamorous way.
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Just public.
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[SHOUTING]
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-Something's going
down at the sanctuary.
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-Check it out.
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-Bad news, dudes.
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We've been TMZd.
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-How long has that
been recording?
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-I don't know.
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Last time I clocked
the security camera,
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it was pointed at
the football field.
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Can you imagine all
the scandalous stuff
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that's been caught on tape.
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JENNA (NARRATING): Including
my secret relationship
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with Matty McKibben.
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-I am fairly barely
over my suicide stigma.
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I can't be known as the
girl who hooked up on tape.
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-If you got down and
dirty in that hellhole,
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you have to worry
about than your image.
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The sanctuary is the slutty
vagina of Palos Hills.
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Total Petri dish.
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-It is so gonna suck
when you get expelled.
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-Thanks for piling
on my freak out.
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-Who gives a [BLEEP]
if someone stole
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the footage from the sanctuary?
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It's not like it's gonna
ruin your reputation
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when it goes viral.
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Everybody already
knows you're a slut.
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The tape is going public?
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BOY: No!
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GIRL: Oh god, no.
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-I hope I at least have a cameo.
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From the neck up.
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If these happy sacks
are gonna be webified,
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I'm gonna need to
be compensated.
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-I won't be on that tape.
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Kinda hard to get in trouble
when you're uber boring
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and have no secrets.
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It's a good day to be Asian.
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-But not a good day to be me.
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Now I have to tell
Jake about Matty
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before he finds
out the hard way.
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I have to get more
info on this footage.
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-I seriously doubt
they picked up
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anything on that sanctuary cam.
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It's so dark, I'm sure all you
can see are shadowy figures.
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Probably not faces, right?
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No faces?
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-Yeah, I guess.
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I know it's in the
past, and I told Jenna
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that it doesn't bother me, and
I don't want it to bother me,
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but it kind of does.
-Get to the point.
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Any point.
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Please.
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-Jenna told me
she's not a virgin.
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-She's not?
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-No.
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-Did you sleep with her?
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-No.
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Well, I mean, not yet.
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You know.
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-That has nothing
to do with you, man.
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That happened before you
two started going out,
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so stop stressing it.
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-Remember that
girl I lost it to?
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Exactly.
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Neither do I.
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-Is that supposed to
make me feel better.
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JENNA: Hey!
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-Hey.
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Oh, hey.
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I gotta go to study gym,
which is-- does exist.
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-What was that?
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Did you tell him about us?
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-No, he told me about us.
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-What?
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-He said you slept
with somebody,
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but for now, he
doesn't know who it is.
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Why'd you tell him?
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-That's none of your business.
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-Uh, it is now.
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That video could surface any
minute, so we can tell Jake
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or he can find out with
the rest of the world.
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-Ahem.
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Oh, Principal Cox.
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Good day.
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-No, bad day, Ms. Marks.
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If this sanctuary scandal
blows up, we could all go down.
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-I don't wanna go down.
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I've been there.
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One minute, you're
on top of the world,
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and the next you're
butt popping meth
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in an abandoned warehouse
with a guy named Rooster.
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-Huh.
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Huh.
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Huh.
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I-- I need your
connections to help
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us get this god danged tape.
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-Hm.
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Let me put on my Murder
She Wrote glasses,
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and I will get on it.
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Actually, they're
just reading glasses,
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but when I lose my keys,
I put them on and, boom,
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I instantly find them.
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-Because you can actually see.
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When you do find that
tape, don't watch it.
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Just bring it straight to me.
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-J. Like former President
Clinton and former Prime
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Minister Tony Blair,
you and I have
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what some might call a
special relationship.
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-Absolutely.
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-OK.
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Hi.
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In this scenario, I will be
Prime Minister Tony Blair
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and you will be Clinton.
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Ahem.
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(SOUTHERN ACCENT)
Do you know anything
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about this alleged
sanctuary tape?
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-Why?
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Do you?
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-I asked you first.
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-No.
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But I was hoping you had some
inside information, which
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special friends would
obviously share.
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-Why do you want to know?
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-Just curious.
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JENNA (NARRATING): And
desperate to know how much time
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I had before I had to tell Jake.
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My honeymoon was not
ready to be over.
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-All right, the truth is,
I don't know anything.
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I didn't even know there was a
sanctuary until this morning.
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-Great.
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Well, thanks anyway.
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-(ENGLISH ACCENT) Say
hi to the wife for me.
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The four of us should get
together for some fondue.
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(AMERICAN) Seriously, J, if
you think of anyone who's
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in the know, just
send them my way.
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JENNA (NARRATING): If there
was anyone at PH who knew what
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was going on before
anyone else, it was--
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-The Asians?
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I'm not eating lunch
with those people.
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-Ming.
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You're Chinese.
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They're your people.
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I am in a Code Orange
soon to be red situation.
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My happiness is at stake.
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I need to know if Matty and
I are on that freaking tape.
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-How do the Asians fit
into this equation?
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-It's no secret they know
everything about everything.
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The Asians brought their
earthquake kits to school
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a week before the
last earthquake,
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and they threw Elena
Harvey a baby shower
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before she knew
she was knocked up.
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-Asians aren't magic.
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They don't have control
over everything.
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-Yes they do.
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Why do you think our school
flag has a dragon on it?
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Ming.
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I'm not asking you to
be friends with them.
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It is just one lunch.
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-Ugh.
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Hi.
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I'm--
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-Ming Huang, 555
Trail Riders Drive.
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We know you.
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-You do?
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-Your parents own a sundries
shop on the peninsula
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and they're crazy strict.
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-How do you know that?
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-The how is not as
important as the why.
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Asians make up 30% of the
Palos Verdes population,
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so it's important for us to
know everything about them.
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What I don't know is, are you
a cool Asian or a school Asian?
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What are your PSAT scores?
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-120.
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-Low.
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You're not a school Asian.
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Have you ever spring
breaked in Cabo,
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dealt Adderall, or had an
affair with the lead singer
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of an indie rock band?
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Not a cool Asian either.
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-So what am I?
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-You're white.
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Sushi?
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-Wow.
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Thanks, uh, I'm
not a real Asian,
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so I don't know your name.
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-Becca.
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What can we do for you?
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-Do you know anyone
that can get their hands
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on that sanctuary footage?
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My friend needs to
know if she's on it.
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-We don't stick our
necks out for round eyes.
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-That's kind of racist.
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-No it's not.
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Their eyes are round.
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-Yeah, but--
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-Now you're a racist.
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-No I'm not.
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-It's cool.
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Why do you think I changed my
name to Becca from Wan Fu Win?
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Because everyone's a racist.
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I'm kidding.
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We'll see what we can
do and get back to you.
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Until then, here are the answers
to tomorrow's history tests.
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-Oh my god.
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This is great.
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Thanks.
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-No, thank you.
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You've been making us look bad.
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-They had sushi delivered?
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Amasian.
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-You guys.
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Asians are so cool.
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They agreed to
investigate the tape sitch
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and slipped me
some test answers.
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-Thanks for the hook up.
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If anyone can smoke out
the footage, it'll be them.
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-I think we lost
Ming to the Far East.
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-I feel dirty.
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And alive.
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I feel Asian.
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-Kung Pao Shrimp, lasagna, and
potato chip chicken casserole.
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Those dishes don't
really go together.
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-Sure they do.
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They are Jenna's favourites.
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I guess I know out daughter
a little better than you do.
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JENNA (NARRATING): My mum
thought she could work her way
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back into my heart
through my stomach.
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She didn't know me at all.
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-What's going on here?
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You're cooking, and
you're not eating.
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JENNA (NARRATING):
My Matty secret
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wasn't the only
one I was keeping.
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My mum and I were still
harbouring her secret
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that she wrote the
letter, and I figured
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she should be the
one to bust it out.
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-Mum.
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Do you wanna tell him?
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-Why not?
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-Lacey.
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What the hell did you do?
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-Jenna wanted me to
tell you that I--
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We're both getting perms!
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Guess I should've
let her tell you.
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-When are you going to
tell dad about the letter?
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-I've tried.
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You don't know how hard
it is to tell someone
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something that might
break their heart.
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JENNA (NARRATING): I knew
exactly how hard it was, which
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00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,390
was why I had
conveniently forgotten
265
00:08:57,390 --> 00:08:58,850
to tell Jake about Matty.
266
00:08:58,850 --> 00:09:00,610
-What about me?
267
00:09:00,610 --> 00:09:04,890
You broke my heart when
you wrote that letter.
268
00:09:04,890 --> 00:09:06,480
And I still don't
know why you wrote it.
269
00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,180
-Jenna.
270
00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,780
I was only trying to help you.
271
00:09:09,780 --> 00:09:10,740
I swear.
272
00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:12,360
-You are unbelievable.
273
00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,250
-I'm sorry.
274
00:09:14,250 --> 00:09:15,640
I wish I could take it back.
275
00:09:15,640 --> 00:09:20,420
Not a minute goes by that
I don't regret writing it.
276
00:09:20,420 --> 00:09:23,280
-Tell dad about the
letter or I will.
277
00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,460
I am done with secrets.
278
00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,980
JENNA (NARRATING): And
I wasn't the only one.
279
00:09:28,980 --> 00:09:30,820
The threat of the sanctuary
tape being exposed
280
00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,750
had ignited a school-wide
preemptive strike.
281
00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,510
People were spilling
their secrets faster
282
00:09:35,510 --> 00:09:38,780
than a bunch of drunk ass
reality stars in a hot tub.
283
00:09:38,780 --> 00:09:41,370
-I kind of cheated on
you in the sanctuary.
284
00:09:41,370 --> 00:09:43,440
I did the stone and
bone with Cici Markling.
285
00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,040
-I ate a double
cheeseburger in there.
286
00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:49,220
Best thing I ever
put in my mouth.
287
00:09:49,220 --> 00:09:53,370
-I made out with Matty McKibben,
and he is a terrible kisser.
288
00:09:53,370 --> 00:09:54,470
It didn't happen
in the sanctuary
289
00:09:54,470 --> 00:09:56,800
though, I wouldn't
go near that cesspit.
290
00:09:56,800 --> 00:09:58,370
JENNA (NARRATING): As
pissed as I was at my mum
291
00:09:58,370 --> 00:10:01,090
for not divulging her secret,
I was just as mad at myself
292
00:10:01,090 --> 00:10:03,750
for holding on to mine.
293
00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:04,450
-Ming.
294
00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:06,030
You can 86 the tape hunt.
295
00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:07,210
I've decided to tell Jake.
296
00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,060
-What if it turns out
you're not even on it?
297
00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:10,370
-It doesn't matter.
298
00:10:10,370 --> 00:10:12,250
Jake deserves to know.
299
00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:13,590
Even if he hates me for it.
300
00:10:13,590 --> 00:10:14,920
-I'll tell Becca to
call off the search.
301
00:10:19,180 --> 00:10:22,310
I don't need the tape anymore.
302
00:10:22,310 --> 00:10:24,670
-I'm sorry, but that train
already left the station,
303
00:10:24,670 --> 00:10:27,530
and you can't jump
off of a moving train.
304
00:10:27,530 --> 00:10:31,270
Actually, you can, but then
you might break something.
305
00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:34,140
I'll have that tape
to you by tomorrow.
306
00:10:34,140 --> 00:10:36,820
-OK.
307
00:10:36,820 --> 00:10:38,590
And thanks for the cheat sheet.
308
00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:41,180
I'm not complaining, but did
you knew a few of those answers
309
00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:42,500
are wrong?
310
00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:44,250
-I didn't want to red flag you.
311
00:10:44,250 --> 00:10:46,740
No one would buy it if you
went from being a C student
312
00:10:46,740 --> 00:10:48,200
to full immersion overnight.
313
00:10:48,200 --> 00:10:51,670
You still only
know one language.
314
00:10:51,670 --> 00:10:52,370
[CHINESE]
315
00:10:56,480 --> 00:10:58,800
-I'm just saying, I can't
imagine some dude sitting
316
00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:00,080
through a billion
hours of footage
317
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,420
just to find a few
minutes of good stuff.
318
00:11:02,420 --> 00:11:03,540
What a pain in the ass.
319
00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:04,850
-Are you on it?
320
00:11:04,850 --> 00:11:06,480
Have you been cross
dressing in the sanctuary?
321
00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,180
-Yeah.
322
00:11:07,180 --> 00:11:08,350
Can I borrow your thong again?
323
00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,480
-As long as you hand wash it.
324
00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:10,650
-You're the one
obsessing, Rosati.
325
00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:11,410
-I can't help it.
326
00:11:11,410 --> 00:11:13,520
This Jenna thing
is bumming me out.
327
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:15,400
I'm really into her, man.
328
00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,700
I just assumed she was a virgin.
329
00:11:16,700 --> 00:11:18,280
-You can't be upset
with Jenna for something
330
00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:19,470
she did before she met you.
331
00:11:19,470 --> 00:11:20,700
-I know.
332
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,530
But that's not what's
driving me nuts.
333
00:11:22,530 --> 00:11:25,530
It's that Jenna was in
love with this other guy.
334
00:11:29,090 --> 00:11:32,250
How am I supposed to
compete with that?
335
00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,690
-Is she still in love with him?
336
00:11:33,690 --> 00:11:35,340
-I don't know.
337
00:11:35,340 --> 00:11:37,460
Why would you say that?
338
00:11:37,460 --> 00:11:40,260
-I'm sorry.
339
00:11:40,260 --> 00:11:42,300
Sorry, I gotta run.
340
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:43,790
I need to ask you something.
341
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:46,720
Have you slept with
anyone else besides me?
342
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,490
-No, but what I have or
haven't done, it doesn't--
343
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:49,970
-I love to.
344
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,370
-Hey.
345
00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:54,230
Sorry it took so long.
346
00:11:54,230 --> 00:11:55,780
You ready?
347
00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:57,440
JENNA (NARRATING): I
was definitely ready.
348
00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,750
To hit the nearest
self destruct button.
349
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:03,610
[MUSIC COSIMO, "HER KISSES TASTE
LIKE DAMAGE"]
350
00:12:05,530 --> 00:12:07,370
-Do you like this song?
351
00:12:07,370 --> 00:12:08,700
I like this song.
352
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,950
I don't get it, though.
353
00:12:09,950 --> 00:12:12,610
Her kisses taste like damage.
354
00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:15,050
If he trying to say that the
girl is emotionally damaged,
355
00:12:15,050 --> 00:12:16,550
or that she tasted like
vodka and cigarettes?
356
00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:22,630
Jenna, I don't like secrets.
357
00:12:22,630 --> 00:12:23,330
-Secrets?
358
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:24,240
What secrets?
359
00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:26,100
-The guy you slept with.
360
00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:27,890
I'm totally jealous of him.
361
00:12:27,890 --> 00:12:29,250
Does that sound crazy?
362
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,630
Yeah, I know.
363
00:12:30,630 --> 00:12:33,280
It does, and I'll own it.
364
00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:34,790
I'm acting like
a total whack job
365
00:12:34,790 --> 00:12:36,370
and I don't even
know who this guy is.
366
00:12:36,370 --> 00:12:38,510
And you know what?
367
00:12:38,510 --> 00:12:44,600
I don't want to know,
because you're with me now,
368
00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,150
and that's all that matters.
369
00:12:46,150 --> 00:12:48,360
Right?
370
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:49,060
-OK.
371
00:12:51,990 --> 00:12:53,350
-Yeah.
372
00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:54,570
There.
373
00:12:54,570 --> 00:12:55,750
Got that out of my system.
374
00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:56,960
Now I can act like a dude again.
375
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,300
-You still have to tell him.
376
00:13:02,300 --> 00:13:03,430
-He doesn't want to know.
377
00:13:03,430 --> 00:13:05,290
-One way or another,
[BLEEP] gets out.
378
00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:06,750
And Matty said he loves you.
379
00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:09,410
-Which is totally
[BLEEP] up by the way.
380
00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,570
How dare he do that now?
381
00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:11,270
What a jerk.
382
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:14,580
-A jerk in love, which
is why he could go rogue.
383
00:13:14,580 --> 00:13:18,440
Look at all the crazy stuff I've
done because of Ricky Schwartz.
384
00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:20,400
The clock is ticking,
Jenna, and according
385
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,270
to Ming's new frasians--
386
00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,270
-What, friends who are Asians?
387
00:13:22,270 --> 00:13:22,970
-Yeah.
388
00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:25,250
The footage exists and
it's coming out today.
389
00:13:25,250 --> 00:13:25,950
Today, Jenna.
390
00:13:25,950 --> 00:13:27,160
This tape is a
terrorist backpack
391
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,040
and it's entering the open
market of your relationship.
392
00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,360
-Well, Jake said that he
wasn't interested in hearing
393
00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,140
the details of my
former relationship,
394
00:13:34,140 --> 00:13:36,710
and I am going to take
that at face value.
395
00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:38,480
-Yeah, well, how's
Jake gonna feel when
396
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,580
he find out that face
belongs to Matty?
397
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:42,230
You're taking the easy way out.
398
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:43,490
-Maybe.
399
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,350
But even if I am on that
footage, I'm covered.
400
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,090
-Jenna Hamilton's not on it.
401
00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,090
The security camera was only
turned around for two days.
402
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:54,060
-How did you know I was
getting it for Jenna?
403
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:56,060
-How do I know your grandparents
were born two miles outside
404
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,770
of the Jiangsu Province,
where they sustained
405
00:13:57,770 --> 00:14:00,130
themselves by
running a fish farm?
406
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,060
I just do.
407
00:14:01,060 --> 00:14:02,720
-My grandpa said
he was an engineer.
408
00:14:02,720 --> 00:14:04,040
-Oh.
409
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,250
You still want this?
410
00:14:05,250 --> 00:14:07,730
The only thing interesting is
vice principal Highmore hooking
411
00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:09,670
up some guy in a
fugly snowflake tie.
412
00:14:09,670 --> 00:14:11,100
-Gross.
413
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,440
I'd still have to check it out.
414
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,310
-And should I ever
need a favour?
415
00:14:17,310 --> 00:14:18,580
-Anything.
416
00:14:18,580 --> 00:14:20,130
-Not right now.
417
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:26,350
But one day in the future,
Ming Fei Yun Huang.
418
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:27,050
One day.
419
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:32,950
-Jenna.
420
00:14:32,950 --> 00:14:33,650
I've--
421
00:14:33,650 --> 00:14:34,760
-Got it.
422
00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,360
-Oh, [BLEEP] me.
423
00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:38,340
-Guess what I got.
424
00:14:38,340 --> 00:14:39,040
-Nice tie.
425
00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,770
Isn't it a little
late for snowflakes?
426
00:14:40,770 --> 00:14:41,770
-You didn't watch that, right?
427
00:14:41,770 --> 00:14:44,420
Like I specifically
instructed as your higher up?
428
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:48,900
-I have seen it, and
it is tres scandalous.
429
00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:50,230
-What-- What did you--
What did you see?
430
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,470
-I saw things.
431
00:14:51,470 --> 00:14:53,700
Things that would have
made a lesser woman weep.
432
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,310
Are you familiar with
French New wave cinema?
433
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,150
-Don't Murder She Wrote
me, Marks, all right?
434
00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:01,700
-There was a lot of shoe leather
to get my hands on this thing,
435
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,810
and I feel I'm due some respect.
436
00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:05,510
-OK.
437
00:15:05,510 --> 00:15:06,090
Come here.
438
00:15:06,090 --> 00:15:07,160
I'll give you anything you want.
439
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,760
-I'm sorry, Becca.
440
00:15:08,760 --> 00:15:12,880
The DVD was snaked by a
crazy guidance counsellor.
441
00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,940
-I know.
442
00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,970
That was the plan.
443
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:17,570
-I'm confused.
444
00:15:17,570 --> 00:15:20,440
Average student here, remember?
445
00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,270
COX: Attention, students.
446
00:15:21,270 --> 00:15:23,270
As of today, vice
principal, Rachel Highmore
447
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:26,320
is stepping down and guidance
counsellor Valerie Marks
448
00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:27,710
will be moving
into that position.
449
00:15:27,710 --> 00:15:28,870
Kudos, Ms. Marks.
450
00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,590
-Highmore was trying
to stop us from parking
451
00:15:30,590 --> 00:15:32,930
our cars in the visitor spaces.
452
00:15:32,930 --> 00:15:35,610
That bitch had to go.
453
00:15:35,610 --> 00:15:39,230
You're in our circle of trust
now, Ming Fei Yun Huang,
454
00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:42,140
and that trust can
never be broken.
455
00:15:42,140 --> 00:15:42,940
Never ever.
456
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:51,600
-You're not on the tape.
457
00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,080
-Oh, thank god.
458
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:54,830
-Now you can stop
worrying about yourself
459
00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:56,490
and start worrying about me.
460
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:59,220
Hello Kitty played me
like her sacrificial pawn.
461
00:15:59,220 --> 00:16:01,720
Whenever she got all serious,
she called me by my full name.
462
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:02,420
Ugh.
463
00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:04,550
It creeped my [BLEEP] out.
464
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,080
-OMGDF.
465
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,910
I think you've just been
inducted into the Asian mafia.
466
00:16:07,910 --> 00:16:09,040
-What?
467
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,910
JENNA (NARRATING): As bad as
I felt forcing Ming to roll
468
00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:14,910
with her homies, I had
to admit, I felt good.
469
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:16,640
The black cloud of
scandal had lifted
470
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,850
and I no longer had
to live in fear.
471
00:16:18,850 --> 00:16:20,620
All my business was handled.
472
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,070
[BEEP]
473
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:32,760
-I got the tape from
Fred Wu, and we are--
474
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:33,460
-Not on it.
475
00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:36,360
I know.
476
00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,140
Guess I'll see you around.
477
00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:39,980
-That's all you have to say?
478
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:42,150
-What else is there?
479
00:16:42,150 --> 00:16:43,180
-You know.
480
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:45,010
JENNA (NARRATING): I was in
such a panic over the tape,
481
00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:46,870
I had put Matty's
I love you in a box
482
00:16:46,870 --> 00:16:49,460
and shoved it into a poorly
lit corner of my mind.
483
00:16:49,460 --> 00:16:51,590
-So we don't have to tell Jake.
484
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,440
-I don't wanna be
anyone's secret anymore,
485
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,370
and I don't wanna keep
secrets from Jake.
486
00:16:55,370 --> 00:16:56,730
I really like him.
487
00:16:56,730 --> 00:16:58,480
He's not embarrassed
of me, and he never
488
00:16:58,480 --> 00:17:01,180
makes me feel bad about myself.
489
00:17:01,180 --> 00:17:04,430
-Did I?
490
00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:05,790
I'm so sorry, Jenna.
491
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:12,390
Just, please don't tell Jake.
492
00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,090
I can't lose him too.
493
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:25,310
JENNA (NARRATING): My secrets
were still in the closet.
494
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,200
Jake didn't wanna ask and
Matty didn't want me to tell.
495
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,390
My mum wasn't ready
to out herself either,
496
00:17:30,390 --> 00:17:32,620
so I have to ask myself,
were some secrets
497
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,130
better revealed or concealed?
498
00:17:37,880 --> 00:17:41,210
-It all depends on the secret.
499
00:17:41,210 --> 00:17:42,810
What do you mean?
500
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:47,100
Is it your secret to tell?
501
00:17:51,590 --> 00:17:53,290
Thanks for dinner.
502
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,940
-I made chocolate silk pie.
503
00:17:55,940 --> 00:17:58,620
Remember that road trip to
Santa Fe when you were eight.
504
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,630
You loved this pie so much
that you begged us to order one
505
00:18:01,630 --> 00:18:05,610
for the road and then you
secretly ate the entire change
506
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,250
and threw up in the cooler.
507
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:08,560
-Mum, stop.
508
00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:12,180
You don't have to keep
bribing me with food.
509
00:18:12,180 --> 00:18:14,050
I'm never gonna tell
dad about the letter.
510
00:18:18,210 --> 00:18:19,000
That's your secret.
511
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,000
Not mine.
512
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,000
-Thank you.
513
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,460
Kevin.
514
00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:48,410
I wrote that letter to Jenna.
515
00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:53,250
[KNOCKING]
516
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:56,550
-I got your text.
517
00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:58,780
But why am I coming
through your back door?
518
00:18:58,780 --> 00:19:00,930
-Uh, for the record,
that's the only
519
00:19:00,930 --> 00:19:02,640
back door you'll
ever have access to.
520
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,990
-Not a problem.
521
00:19:03,990 --> 00:19:05,370
Thanks for bringing
it up, though.
522
00:19:05,370 --> 00:19:08,880
I still have PTSD from
the whole Lissa situation.
523
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,100
D-- Don't.
524
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:11,070
Don't say it.
525
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:11,770
-B-Hymen.
526
00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:17,660
-So.
527
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:22,090
Uh, before I sweat
through another shirt.
528
00:19:22,090 --> 00:19:24,410
I mean, the thing
is, uh, can you
529
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:26,010
tell me what it was
that was so important
530
00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:28,360
that you had to
say it in person?
531
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,040
Do I need to sit down?
532
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:32,570
I'm gonna probably sit down.
533
00:19:32,570 --> 00:19:33,270
No.
534
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:33,970
I'm gonna stand.
535
00:19:36,410 --> 00:19:37,110
-OK.
536
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,030
So, Jake.
537
00:19:39,030 --> 00:19:40,630
I know you don't wanna
know about the other guy,
538
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:42,170
but I want you to know.
That is, if you do wanna know.
539
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,480
But I think you
would wanna know.
540
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:47,250
-What I want is for
you to be comfortable
541
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:50,850
telling me anything,
even if it's
542
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:54,240
something you think
I don't wanna hear.
543
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:55,150
I wanna hear it.
544
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:03,160
-And I think it's only
fair that you know.
545
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,800
I'm not in love with
that other guy anymore.
546
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:09,640
I am completely and
totally invested in you.
547
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:18,730
-You taste like pie.
548
00:20:18,730 --> 00:20:20,000
-As long as I don't
taste like damage.
549
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:24,870
-Maybe a little.
550
00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:37,490
JENNA (NARRATING):
Next on "Awkward."
551
00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:39,120
-I chose Jake, and
now we can't be alone
552
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:41,050
without Matty tagging
along trying to tempt me.
553
00:20:41,050 --> 00:20:42,320
The whole situation is weird.
554
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,150
-He probably feels like the BBF.
555
00:20:44,150 --> 00:20:44,920
Back burner friend.
556
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,380
You've been so Saran
wrapped around Jake,
557
00:20:46,380 --> 00:20:47,410
you can't even see it.
558
00:20:47,410 --> 00:20:49,000
-I'm not clingy, Matty is.
559
00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,700
-I hate to admit
this, but Matty might
560
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,670
be trying to homewreck you.
561
00:20:51,670 --> 00:20:52,770
JENNA: There's no
way he's trying
562
00:20:52,770 --> 00:20:54,500
to overtly hurt my relationship.
563
00:20:54,500 --> 00:20:55,580
Jake's his best friend.
564
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:58,250
-I think I know what's
really going on.
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