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>> PREVIOUSLY, ON AWKWARD...
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>> I GOT THE HEISMAN FROM JENNA.
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DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE'S GOING
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WITH?
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>> WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD HIM?
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>> I TRIED TO, BUT HE--
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>> TAKE CARE.
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I'M NOT GOING TO FORMAL.
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I DON'T HAVE A DATE, AND MY
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NOMINATION WAS A JOKE.
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>> AS FAR AS WINTER FORMAL'S
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CONCERNED, YOU WON'T BE GOING.
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>> WE SHOULD GO TO THE DANCE
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TOGETHER.
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>> I'M IN.
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>> SOMEONE ONCE SAID
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THAT IT'S CHOICE, NOT CHANCE,
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THAT DETERMINES OUR DESTINY.
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MY HEAD MADE THE CHOICE
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TO END THINGS WITH MATTY.
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BUT MY HEART?
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MY HEART WAS STILL WAITING
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FOR THE CHANCE THAT MY HEAD
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MIGHT...
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[knocking]
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RECONSIDER.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>> I NEED YOU TO KNOW SOMETHING.
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>> OKAY, I'M LISTENING.
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>> I LOVE YOU.
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>> I REALLY LOVE YOU.
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>> WHAT?
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>> OH, IT'S OKAY.
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WE CAN SHARE.
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>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE.
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>> BECAUSE WE CAN ALL SHARE.
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>> THIS ISN'T REAL.
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THIS ISN'T REAL.
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THIS ISN'T REAL.
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THIS ISN'T REAL.
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>> THE AD DOES SEEM FAKE
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AND CREEPY.
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"WE CAN ALL SHARE."
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WHO WANTS THAT?
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>> WHAT ARE YOU READING?
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>> THE MISSED CONNECTIONS
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IN OUR AREA.
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I'M SEEING IF ANYONE WAS
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TOO SHY TO ASK ME TO THE FORMAL.
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BUT THIS SITE IS CLEARLY
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ONLY FOR PERVS.
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GOD, CAN YOU IMAGINE BUMPING
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UGLIES WHILE OTHER PEOPLE WATCH?
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>> I CAN, AND IT'S DISTURBING.
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>> ARE YOU EXCITED FOR TONIGHT?
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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING
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TO YOUR FIRST FORMAL
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WITHOUT ME.
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>> I KNOW.
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IT'S NOT GONNA BE THE SAME.
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>> WAIT. LISTEN TO THIS.
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I'VE BLOWN IT OVER AND OVER
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AGAIN, BUT IF YOU GIVE ME
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ONE LAST CHANCE, I'LL SWEEP YOU
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OFF YOUR FEET
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ON THE DANCE FLOOR
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AND FINALLY BE YOUR GUY.
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[gasps] DOESN'T THAT SOUND
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LIKE RICKY?
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>> OR MATTY.
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>> DON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF.
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IF MATTY HAD ANY GONADS,
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HE'D FIGHT FOR YOU.
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BUT HE DOESN'T, AND HE DIDN'T.
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>> DO YOU THINK DESTINY IS
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DETERMINED BY CHANCE OR CHOICE?
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>> CHANCE. 100%.
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IF DESTINY WAS BY CHOICE,
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I WOULD HAVE DEVELOPED AN ASS
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INSTEAD OF A MUSTACHE.
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>> BUT I WAS THE ONE WHO ENDED
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THINGS WITH MATTY.
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MAYBE I MISDIRECTED FATE
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AND MISSED MY CONNECTION
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TO BE WITH HIM.
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>> OKAY, YOU'RE GETTING REALLY
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DEEP, AND IT'S FAR TOO EARLY
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FOR ME TO PROCESS ANYTHING
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MORE THAN YOUR MORNING BREATH.
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[sniffs]
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WHICH, BY THE WAY, IS RANK.
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>> DID I SCREW UP MY DESTINY,
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OR WAS MY FATE SUPPOSED
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TO STINK?
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[keyboard clacking]
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I'M THINKING I WANT TO WEAR
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MY HAIR...
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UP.
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>> DOWN.
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HONEY, YOU HAIR IS THE BEST
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WEAPON IN THE FIGHT AGAINST
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YOUR HERITAGE.
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PRINCESSES DON'T HAVE BIG EARS.
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JENNA'S BEEN NOMINATED FOR
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SOPHOMORE WINTER PRINCESS.
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>> I'D LIKE IT UP.
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>> WITH ALL THAT HAIR ON TOP,
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YOU'RE JUST GONNA LOOK LIKE
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A BOBBLEHEAD.
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>> GOOD.
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>> BAD NEWS.
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I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
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WITH MING.
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SHE'S GOING TONIGHT.
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>> WHO IS SHE GOING WITH?
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>> SHE SAID IT'S A SURPRISE.
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THIS SUCKS.
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NOW I'M GONNA BE LONE LOSER'ING.
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>> WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH
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ME AND JAKE?
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>> I'M NOT A DATE-CRASHER.
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>> WE'RE GOING AS FRIENDS.
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>> I'D DEFINITELY ADD SOME SAUCE
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TO THE MIX.
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[phone ringing]
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>> HAMILTON.
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>> HEY.
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>> I ALREADY KNOW.
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WE CAN'T WEAR THE SAME COLOR
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DRESS.
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>> GOOD CALL.
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CAN TAMARA COME WITH US?
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SHE DOESN'T HAVE A DATE, AND...
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>> UH, SURE.
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I'LL SEE YOU AT 6:00.
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>> IS THERE ANYONE HERE
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WHO CAN DO SOMETHING
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IN THE VEIN OF GRECIAN GODDESS
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MEETS GAGA?
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LET ME DRAW IT UP FOR YOU.
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>> WITH T BY MY SIDE,
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A GOOD TIME AT THE DANCE
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WAS ALL BUT IN THE CARDS.
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>> BOO-YA.
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>> POKER IS NOT MY GAME.
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>> POKE 'ER?
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BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER.
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[laughter]
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>> YOU GUYS ARE LIKE
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A BRAIN TRUST.
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>> DUDE, CALL HER ALREADY.
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>> both: OOH-OOH-OOH.
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>> DOES MCLIGHT HAVE
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A GIRLFRIEND?
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>> HE DID.
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>> OH, [bleep].
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YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU
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OR WHAT?
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>> WASN'T REALLY MY FAULT.
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>> IT'S NEVER OUR FAULT,
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BUT YOU STILL GOT TO OWN UP
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TO WHATEVER YOU THINK THAT SHE
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THINKS THAT YOU DID.
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>> YEAH, I THINK SHE WANTS ME
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TO LEAVE HER ALONE.
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>> [scoffs]
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>> DUDE, ARE YOU A WUSS?
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I SERIOUSLY WANT TO PUNCH YOU
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RIGHT NOW.
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>> SHE TOLD ME TO TAKE CARE.
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>> all: OOH.
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>> WHEN SHE SAID IT,
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WAS SHE LOOKING DIRECTLY
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AT YOU, OR WAS SHE, LIKE,
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LOOKING AT THE GROUND,
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TWIRLING HER HAIR?
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>> THE HAIR TWIRL?
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OH, SIGNATURE TELL.
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>> IT WAS PRETTY DIRECT.
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[all groan]
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>> GIVE HER SOMETHING
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SHE WANTS.
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>> SHE WANTS TO GO
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TO THE FORMAL.
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>> TAKE HER.
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>> I CAN'T.
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THE FORMAL'S TONIGHT.
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>> SO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
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YOU'RE A MCKIBBEN.
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MCKIBBENS ARE WINNERS.
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>> YOU'RE RIGHT; WE ARE WINNERS.
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FLUSH BEATS YOUR STRAIGHT.
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[all scream]
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>> [screaming]
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>> WHAT HAPPENED?
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>> ME!
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I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE LIKE THIS.
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>> DON'T PANIC.
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[groans]
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WE CAN FIX YOUR HEAD.
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>> YEAH, BUT YOU CAN'T FIX
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MY DRESS.
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YOU WERE RIGHT; IT'S AWFUL.
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HAPPY?
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>> A LITTLE.
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BUT DON'T FRET.
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COME ON.
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>> THERE'S NOTHING IN YOUR
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CLOSET I'M GONNA WANT TO WEAR.
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>> WHAT ABOUT THIS?
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>> YOU'D LET ME WEAR NANA'S
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DRESS?
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>> SPECIAL TIMES CALL
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FOR SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES.
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TRY IT ON.
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YOU KNOW, THAT DRESS WAS
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SPECIALLY MADE FOR NANA
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WHEN SHE WAS A MODEL.
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[sighs]
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I USED TO THINK, IF I COULD LOOK
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AS GOOD AS HER IN IT THAT SHE
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WOULD LOVE ME AS MUCH AS SHE
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LOVED THAT DRESS.
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ISN'T THAT SILLY?
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>> YES.
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>> THE ONLY TIME SHE EVER
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LET ME WEAR IT WAS TO MY PROM.
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OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME
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TRYING TO FIT MY BIG-ASS
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PREGNANT BELLY INTO THAT
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TINY--
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>> DO I LOOK STUPID?
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>> YOU LOOK...
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PERFECT.
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[giggles]
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I WANT YOU TO KNOW
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THAT I WOULD NEVER LOVE
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A DRESS MORE THAN YOU,
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UNLESS IT'S VINTAGE CHANEL.
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>> UNDERSTANDABLE.
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>> JENNA, YOU ARE THE BEST PART
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OF ME...
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BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT ME.
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YOU'RE BETTER.
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OH.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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>> MOM.
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CAN'T BREATHE.
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GOT TO LET GO.
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>> OKAY. OKAY, I'M SORRY.
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I WAS JUST HAVING A MOMENT.
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I AM ENTITLED ONE ON OCCASION,
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CONSIDERING YOU RUINED MY
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FIGURE.
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>> MOM?
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DO YOU THINK YOU WERE MEANT
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TO BE WITH DAD?
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I MEAN, IF I WASN'T HERE,
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WOULD YOU HAVE CHOSEN HIM?
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>> HMM.
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THERE WAS NEVER A CHOICE.
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[doorbell rings]
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>> JEN!
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THE GIRLS ARE HERE!
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>> IF I WASN'T GOING TO LET FATE
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INFLUENCE MY DECISIONS,
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I WOULDN'T LET SOME VILE
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LETTER DO IT EITHER.
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IT WAS TIME TO PUT MY PAST
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WHERE IT BELONGED...
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IN THE PAST.
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>> MING'S GOING WITH VERA.
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>> SURPRISE.
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>> HI.
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CAN WE SIDEBAR?
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IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT
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TO TELL ME, BECAUSE I'M PRETTY
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SURE VERA IS OF THE ELLEN
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VARIETY.
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>> GOING WITH A GIRL FRIEND
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WAS THE ONLY WAY MY PARENTS
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WOULD LET ME GO.
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SO IF I HAVE TO LET HER
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FEEL ME UP AT THE END
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OF THE NIGHT, I'M DOWN
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FOR THE CAUSE.
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>> GIRLS, GET TOGETHER.
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>> LOOK AT YOU.
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>> OKAY, NOW, CHINS OUT
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AND DOWN.
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>> DAD, I THINK YOUR ALLERGIES
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ARE ACTING UP AGAIN.
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>> NO.
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I'M CRYING.
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>> DAMN YOU, 'CAUSE NOW
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I'M CRYING.
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>> CAN YOU BELIEVE WE DID THIS?
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>> [laughs]
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>> WE RAISED A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
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>> YOU'RE EMBARRASSING JENNA.
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>> YOU'RE BOTH EMBARRASSING
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JENNA.
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[doorbell rings]
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>> IT'S YOUR DATE.
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[squeals]
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>> [laughs] THANKS.
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CAN I PLEASE SPEAK TO JENNA?
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>> YOU JUST MISSED HER.
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SHE'S ON HER WAY TO THE FORMAL
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WITH HER FRIENDS.
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>> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GOOD.
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BUT YOU MIGHT WAN TO RETHINK
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THE LAMBSKIN RUBBER IN YOUR BAG.
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THEY DON'T REALLY WORK.
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>> SADIE.
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I KNEW IT.
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THAT LITTLE--
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YOU ARE FORBODEN
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FROM THIS DANCE,
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FORBODEN FOR...
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LOOKING SO FABULOUS.
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>> KITTEN, YOU NEED TO RELAX.
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>> I KNOW.
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IT'S JUST, SADIE ALWAYS
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UNDERCUTS MY AUTHORITY,
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AND I JUST KNOW SHE'S GONNA
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CRASH.
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"KITTEN"?
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>> TOO SOON?
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>> NOT AT ALL, MY VELVET
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VINDALOO.
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>> OOH.
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[laughs]
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RRRR.
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GO. GO IN.
336
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>> UH, MR. MISHRA.
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>> J, MY GIRL. LOOK AT YOU.
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I DIDN'T KNOW ROSATI WAS
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THE GUY YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME
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ABOUT.
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>> YEP.
342
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JAKE'S MY DATE.
343
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>> ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO LOVEBIRDS
344
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HAVE A GOOD TIME.
345
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BUT WATCH THE BUMP-AND-GRIND.
346
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WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP THIS
347
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SHINDIG A PG.
348
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GOOD.
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>> PRINCIPAL COX WANTS TO
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DISCUSS THE DRESS CODE.
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>> OH, I KNOW.
352
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SOME OF THESE KIDS ARE REALLY
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PUSHING THE BOUNDARIES.
354
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>> HE WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU.
355
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>> [scoffs]
356
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I WORE THIS TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S
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FUNERAL.
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>> I KNOW.
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>> DORK ALERT.
360
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WE ARE HERE WAY TOO EARLY.
361
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>> MS. HAMILTON, ALLOW ME
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TO EDUCATE YOU.
363
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IT'S ALL ABOUT ARRIVING EARLY.
364
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THAT WAY, WE GET OUR PICTURES
365
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TAKEN BEFORE WE RUIN OUR HAIR
366
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OUT ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
367
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,071
>> YOU'RE GONNA DANCE.
368
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>> LADIES, PREPARE YOURSELVES.
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* I LIKE TO RIP IT UP
370
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* AND IT AIN'T PRETTY
371
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>> UNLIKE MATTY, JAKE WASN'T
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AFRAID TO BE A DORK.
373
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AND I WAS READY TO DORK OUT
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WITH HIM.
375
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[upbeat pop music]
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*
377
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>> UH, DO YOU THINK I COULD
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GET ONE, JUST THE TWO OF US?
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>> all: OOH.
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>> OW! OW!
381
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>> YEAH, JENNA.
382
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>> OKAY.
383
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[phone dings]
384
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>> I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
385
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>> [grunts]
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DON'T YANK ME.
387
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MY DRESS IS COUTURE.
388
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,343
>> I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN.
389
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I JUST--YOU'RE SO...
390
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>> SO WHAT?
391
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>> WIGGLY.
392
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[door opens]
393
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>> YEAH.
394
00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:51,051
>> DUCK.
395
00:10:51,051 --> 00:10:51,919
>> HE'S SO SWEET.
396
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I'M GLAD HE INVITED ME.
397
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,188
>> YEAH, IT'S BEEN FUN.
398
00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:09,837
LIP GLOSS?
399
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:13,841
>> I NOTICED YOU WERE WITH JAKE.
400
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:14,942
>> WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
401
00:11:14,942 --> 00:11:16,009
>> I DON'T CARE.
402
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,911
WE'RE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE.
403
00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,018
JENNA?
404
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YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY.
405
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,288
>> THANKS.
406
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,190
SO DO YOU.
407
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,763
>> WHAT WAS THAT?
408
00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,731
"YOU LOOK REALLY PRETTY."
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HELP ME IN SO I CAN SLAP YOU.
410
00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:43,503
>> NO.
411
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:44,204
>> NO?
412
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>> YOU'RE A BITCH, AND IT'S
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YOUR FAULT JAKE DUMPED ME.
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BREAK IN YOURSELF.
415
00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,911
>> [screams]
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>> * UH, UH
417
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,347
* OW
418
00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,249
[pulsing rock music]
419
00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:59,753
* THE MERCURY'S RISING
420
00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:00,754
* AND THERE AIN'T
421
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,890
* NO DISGUISING
422
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:03,824
>> I WAS LIVING IN THE MOMENT,
423
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,792
AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF IT WAS
424
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:06,293
BY CHANCE OR BY CHOICE,
425
00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,428
BUT I DIDN'T CARE.
426
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,830
IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO BUST
427
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A MOVE.
428
00:12:10,530 --> 00:12:12,800
>> * HOT SUMMER NIGHT
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00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,134
* EVEN THOUGH IT'S THE MIDDLE
430
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,168
* OF THE WINTER
431
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:17,170
* AND IT'S REALLY BAD WEATHER
432
00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:19,807
* IT'S A HOT SUMMER NIGHT
433
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:22,843
* WHEN I'M NEXT TO YOU
434
00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:24,044
* BABY
435
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:26,279
* WHOO!
436
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,314
>> I'M BUSY.
437
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,849
>> LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE.
438
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:29,817
IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE,
439
00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,418
I'LL SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET.
440
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,419
>> ON THE DANCE FLOOR...
441
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,486
>> both: AND FINALLY BE
442
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YOUR GUY.
443
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:35,055
>> IT'S YOU.
444
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:36,456
>> NO, IT'S YOU.
445
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,825
IT'S ALWAYS BEEN YOU.
446
00:12:37,825 --> 00:12:39,793
I WAS JUST TOO BLIND TO SEE IT.
447
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:43,396
>> * DON'T LET IT GO TO WASTE
448
00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:45,298
>> WHERE'D TAMARA GO?
449
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:49,336
>> RICKY'S THE MISSED
450
00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:50,303
CONNECTION.
451
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:51,471
>> HE'S HER WHAT?
452
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:53,506
>> IT'S A LONG STORY.
453
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:55,308
>> LOOK, I ONLY HAVE 60 BUCKS,
454
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:56,877
BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT
455
00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:57,945
HELPING ME GET IN IS LIKE
456
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:58,979
THE GIFT THAT WILL KEEP ON
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GIVING.
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LIKE YOUR ACNE.
459
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:04,251
LIGHTEN UP.
460
00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:04,918
IT WAS A JOKE.
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00:13:04,918 --> 00:13:05,953
I CAN DOUBLE YOUR MONEY
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ON MONDAY.
463
00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,558
>> YOU HAVING A GOOD TIME?
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>> YEAH.
465
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,127
YOU?
466
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:14,694
>> I ALWAYS HAVE A GOOD TIME
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WITH YOU.
468
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>> IT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS
469
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THINKING.
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00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:19,833
EVERYTHING WITH JAKE WAS EASY.
471
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,834
>> EVERYTHING WITH YOU IS...
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EASY.
473
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:23,336
>> DO YOU THINK THINGS
474
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:24,504
HAPPEN TO US BY CHANCE
475
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,438
OR BY CHOICE?
476
00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:26,373
>> IN WHAT WAY?
477
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>> FATE.
478
00:13:27,908 --> 00:13:30,043
DO YOU BELIEVE IN FATE?
479
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:30,610
>> I DON'T KNOW.
480
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:33,513
BUT CONSIDERING YOU'RE HERE
481
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:36,917
WITH ME RIGHT NOW
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00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:37,885
MEANS THE UNIVERSE IS WORKING
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00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,586
IN MY FAVOR.
484
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:40,888
>> MAYBE THE UNIVERSE
485
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:43,023
WAS WORKING IN MY FAVOR TOO.
486
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,059
*
487
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:47,127
>> * OH
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00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:50,130
* EVERYBODY'S STARRY-EYED
489
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,465
* AND EVERYBODY KNOWS
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00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,566
* OH
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00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:57,404
* EVERYBODY'S STARRY-EYED
492
00:13:57,404 --> 00:13:58,471
>> EVERYTHING WAS AS IT WAS
493
00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,573
MEANT TO BE, 'CAUSE FINALLY
494
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,009
THE OTHER GUY I HAD BEEN
495
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:22,062
PINING OVER WAS ALL BUT
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00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:22,963
>> HEY, MAN.
497
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:23,997
>> HEY.
498
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:24,898
>> I'M REALLY STOKED
499
00:14:24,898 --> 00:14:25,899
YOU MADE IT.
500
00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:26,934
WHO'D YOU COME WITH?
501
00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:27,667
>> NOBODY.
502
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,669
THERE WAS A GIRL,
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00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:31,171
BUT I MESSED IT UP.
504
00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:33,373
>> OH. WHAT HAPPENED?
505
00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:34,607
>> YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
506
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:37,210
>> I DO.
507
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,946
>> AH, WELL, I WAS GONNA TAKE
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00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:41,949
THIS GIRL, THIS GREAT GIRL.
509
00:14:41,949 --> 00:14:43,416
AND THEN THINGS GOT COMPLICATED,
510
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,385
AND I WAS TRYING NOT TO HURT
511
00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,319
SOMEONE ELSE, BUT I ENDED UP
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00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:48,388
HURTING HER.
513
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,222
I DIDN'T THINK SHE WAS GONNA
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00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,590
COME, SO I WENT TO HER HOUSE.
515
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,392
>> YOU WENT TO HER HOUSE.
516
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,360
>> YEAH, HER DAD SAID SHE WAS
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00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,096
HERE.
518
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,231
>> WELL, WHERE IS SHE?
519
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,466
>> SHE'S WITH ANOTHER GUY.
520
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:02,202
>> DUDE, THAT SUCKS.
521
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,404
YOU SHOULD STEAL HER AWAY.
522
00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,340
>> NAH, I THINK IT'S TOO LATE.
523
00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,008
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
524
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,609
IS IT TOO LATE?
525
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,011
>> I WAS CONFUSED.
526
00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,245
I DIDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD
527
00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,414
LISTEN TO MY HEAD
528
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:18,518
OR MY HEART.
529
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:22,555
SO I WENT WITH MY HAND.
530
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,590
I'M SO SORRY.
531
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,159
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
532
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,428
IT'S TOO LATE.
533
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,362
[feedback over PA]
534
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:31,598
>> OKAY, CHECK ONE, TWO.
535
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,200
[clears throat]
536
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,067
HELLO.
537
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,369
TIME TO ANNOUNCE THIS YEAR'S
538
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,670
WINTER FORMAL COURT.
539
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,639
[cheers and applause]
540
00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:41,308
OKAY, LET'S GET DOWN TO SOME
541
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:44,444
BUSINESS ON SOME...
542
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:46,179
DICK.
543
00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:48,081
DICK WALTERS, TAKE OVER.
544
00:15:50,417 --> 00:15:51,751
>> OKAY.
545
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:52,552
>> PUT THE COOKIE DOWN,
546
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:53,987
MS. SAXTON.
547
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:56,589
YOU ARE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
548
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,590
>> OR WHAT?
549
00:15:57,590 --> 00:15:59,659
>> OR I'LL HAVE YOU EXPELLED.
550
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:01,561
>> REALLY? FOR WHAT?
551
00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,762
>> YOU KNOW WHAT.
552
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:04,364
STEALING JENNA'S FILE.
553
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,398
>> THE FILE ISN'T MISSING
554
00:16:05,398 --> 00:16:06,566
ANYMORE, IS IT?
555
00:16:06,566 --> 00:16:08,301
AND I BET MY MERCEDES THAT YOU
556
00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:11,038
NEVER REPORTED IT STOLEN.
557
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:11,638
>> I DID NOT.
558
00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,739
>> WELL, THEN I GUESS
559
00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:13,606
IT'S JUST YOUR WORD
560
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,508
AGAINST MINE.
561
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,054
>> VAL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
562
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,455
>> UH, I DON'T--I DON'T...
563
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:29,389
>> MR. MISHRA,
564
00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:30,657
SHE JUST ACCOSTED ME,
565
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,226
AND YOU WITNESSED IT.
566
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:36,563
>> I DIDN'T WITNESS ANYTHING.
567
00:16:36,563 --> 00:16:39,699
>> I WILL HAVE YOU BOTH FIRED.
568
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:41,068
>> GO FOR IT.
569
00:16:41,068 --> 00:16:43,536
I BET MY CAMRY THAT YOUR WORD
570
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:44,737
AGAINST OURS WON'T GET YOU
571
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:46,073
VERY FAR.
572
00:16:46,073 --> 00:16:48,308
HMM?
573
00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:51,311
YOU'VE JUST BEEN SUCKER PUNCHED.
574
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:52,645
>> THIS IS ACTUALLY MINE.
575
00:16:52,645 --> 00:16:54,614
>> UGH!
576
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:55,748
>> OKAY, OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.
577
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:56,649
THANK YOU.
578
00:16:56,649 --> 00:17:00,287
NOW FOR SOPHOMORE WINTER COURT.
579
00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,654
ENVELOPES, PLEASE.
580
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,523
HUH! GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE.
581
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,557
KNEW THAT.
582
00:17:04,557 --> 00:17:09,562
SOPHOMORE PRINCESS IS...
583
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:11,064
CLARK STEVENSON.
584
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:13,066
>> [squealing]
585
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,768
[applause]
586
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,472
>> YOU'RE WELCOME.
587
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:20,673
GO, GIRL.
588
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,774
OKAY, AND SOPHOMORE PRINCE
589
00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:26,579
IS...
590
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:28,548
MATTY MCKIBBEN.
591
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:30,083
>> ALL RIGHT.
592
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,118
>> MATTY!
593
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,519
[cheers and applause]
594
00:17:32,519 --> 00:17:34,754
>> * I BREATHE, I BREATHE
595
00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:38,225
* I BREATHE
596
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:40,727
* I BREATHE
597
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,095
* I BREATHE, I BREATHE
598
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:42,662
>> ONE DOOR TO MY HEART
599
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:46,399
HAD CLOSED,
600
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:47,234
WHICH MEANT A NEW ONE
601
00:17:47,234 --> 00:17:50,737
COULD OPEN.
602
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,671
>> I JUST WANT TO SAY
603
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,673
I SHARE THIS WITH YOU,
604
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,176
JENNA HAMILTON.
605
00:17:56,176 --> 00:18:04,517
[applause]
606
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:05,518
[electronic dance music playing]
607
00:18:05,518 --> 00:18:06,686
*
608
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,589
>> OH, COME ON. ONE MORE.
609
00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:10,623
[sighs]
610
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,558
WHAT?
611
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,226
>> YOU REALLY LIKE TO DANCE.
612
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,496
>> YEAH.
613
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,397
>> WE'RE GONNA HIT UP
614
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:18,665
JOSH HARRISON'S AFTER PARTY.
615
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:19,699
YOU GUYS WANT TO COME?
616
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:20,633
>> HARRISON'S PARENTS HAVE
617
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,734
A WATER BED.
618
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:25,405
>> RICKY!
619
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,640
>> IT'S UP TO YOU.
620
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,542
>> I THINK WE'RE GONNA PASS.
621
00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:36,383
>> LET'S GET OUR STUFF.
622
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,684
>> OKAY.
623
00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:39,586
>> OKAY.
624
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,393
THERE'S SOMETHING STUCK
625
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,460
TO YOUR BACK.
626
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,795
>> IS THAT, LIKE, DIRTY CODE?
627
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,896
>> LIKE WHAT?
628
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:50,597
>> LIKE...
629
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:52,699
>> LIKE THERE'S A NOTE
630
00:18:52,699 --> 00:18:55,402
STUCK TO YOUR BACK.
631
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,803
>> OH, MY PARENTS ARE OVER
632
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,205
AT MY NEIGHBORS', WHICH MEANS
633
00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,172
THEY'RE GETTING HAMMERED
634
00:18:59,172 --> 00:18:59,872
AND THEY AREN'T COMING HOME
635
00:18:59,872 --> 00:19:01,274
ANYTIME SOON.
636
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:03,643
>> HMM.
637
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:04,677
>> DO YOU WANT TO COME IN?
638
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:07,580
>> YES.
639
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:08,481
>> ACTUALLY, IS IT OKAY
640
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:09,682
IF YOU DON'T COME IN?
641
00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,551
>> SURE.
642
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,051
>> I MEAN, IT'S NOT THAT
643
00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:12,785
I DON'T WANT YOU TO.
644
00:19:12,785 --> 00:19:13,653
I DO.
645
00:19:13,653 --> 00:19:14,687
BUT I WANT TO TAKE THINGS
646
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,755
SLOWLY.
647
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,290
>> LOOK, THERE'S NO RUSH.
648
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:19,192
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
649
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,697
WHAT IS IT?
650
00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,865
>> TONIGHT IS THE FIRST NIGHT
651
00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:27,667
ANYONE HAS EVER HELD MY HAND
652
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,369
IN PUBLIC,
653
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,504
BESIDES MY PARENTS.
654
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:32,672
>> DOES THAT FREAK YOU OUT?
655
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:35,842
>> NO.
656
00:19:35,842 --> 00:19:37,210
IT JUST MAKES ME REALIZE
657
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,911
WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING.
658
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,985
[alarm blaring]
659
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,820
>> [laughing]
660
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,322
[alarm blaring]
661
00:19:49,322 --> 00:19:50,557
>> LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
662
00:19:50,557 --> 00:19:51,358
I'VE COMPLETELY BLANKED
663
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,292
ON THE ALARM CODE,
664
00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:52,792
AND NOW I HAVE TO CALL
665
00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,726
MY PARENTS.
666
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,627
>> DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY?
667
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,862
>> NO.
668
00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,864
>> OKAY.
669
00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:58,665
HEY, DON'T BE FREAKED OUT
670
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,333
IF I CALL YOU WHEN I GET HOME.
671
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,501
>> I WON'T.
672
00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:02,402
I'LL ONLY BE FREAKED OUT
673
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,304
IF YOU DON'T.
674
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:13,446
HEY, IT'S ME.
675
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:14,581
I'M HOME, AND I CAN'T REMEMBER
676
00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:15,715
THE ALARM CODE.
677
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:16,516
WAIT.
678
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,518
THE CODE IS IN THE JUNK DRAWER.
679
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:21,354
NEVER MIND.
680
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:24,257
[alarm blaring]
681
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:30,663
SOMEONE ONCE SAID THAT IT'S
682
00:20:30,663 --> 00:20:32,565
CHOICE, NOT CHANCE, THAT
683
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:35,435
DETERMINES OUR DESTINY.
684
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,369
BUT IT WAS HARD FOR ME
685
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,804
TO PROCESS WHO WOULD EVER
686
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:42,609
CHOOSE TO FIND WHAT I FOUND.
687
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:46,813
IT WAS CHANCE.
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