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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:04,733 - PREVIOUSLY ON AWKWARD... 2 00:00:04,767 --> 00:00:06,833 - YOU COULD DISAPPEAR AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE. 3 00:00:06,867 --> 00:00:08,233 - JENNA, I LIKE YOU. 4 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:10,800 I'M JUST NOT SURE I'M READY TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. 5 00:00:10,833 --> 00:00:12,367 - I SAW A GIRL GET OUT OF MATTY'S TRUCK. 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,200 I MEAN, I THINK HE'S HOOKING UP WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 7 00:00:14,233 --> 00:00:15,833 - THE REASON THAT I KEEP BRINGING UP OUR KISS 8 00:00:15,867 --> 00:00:18,400 IS BECAUSE I LIKE-LIKE YOU. 9 00:00:18,433 --> 00:00:19,633 I DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS. 10 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:21,500 I WANT TO BE MORE. 11 00:00:24,500 --> 00:00:25,800 - OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFE 12 00:00:25,833 --> 00:00:28,133 THERE WERE FEW THINGS I'D LEARNED TO ASSUME. 13 00:00:28,167 --> 00:00:29,667 IF I WAS TRYING TO LOOK SEXY, 14 00:00:29,700 --> 00:00:31,733 SOMETHING WOULD INEVITABLY BE STUCK IN MY TEETH. 15 00:00:31,767 --> 00:00:33,967 DAIRY WAS NOT MY FRIEND. 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:37,867 AND IF GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY, MY MOM WOULD EMBARRASS ME. 17 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,600 - DO YOU THINK THIS PUSH-UP BRA IS DOING ITS JOB? 18 00:00:39,633 --> 00:00:40,633 - YES, 19 00:00:40,667 --> 00:00:43,133 BUT JUST GIVE IT THE DAY OFF. - OKAY. 20 00:00:43,167 --> 00:00:44,800 WHAT IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT THING 21 00:00:44,833 --> 00:00:46,800 WE'VE LEARNED FROM FRENCH WOMEN? 22 00:00:46,833 --> 00:00:48,500 - DON'T LET YOUR MOM NEAR YOUR FACE? 23 00:00:48,533 --> 00:00:50,467 - ALWAYS PLAY UP YOUR BEST FEATURE. 24 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,667 AND SINCE YOU REFUSE TO SHOW OFF YOUR BELLY, 25 00:00:52,700 --> 00:00:54,867 WE'LL HAVE TO GO WITH YOUR LIPS. 26 00:00:54,900 --> 00:00:57,000 RUB IT TOGETHER. - NICE LIPS. 27 00:00:57,033 --> 00:00:59,400 - ONE THING I DIDN'T HAVE TO ASSUME ANYMORE, 28 00:00:59,433 --> 00:01:01,400 MY STATUS WITH MATTY. 29 00:01:01,433 --> 00:01:06,867 WE WERE CLEARLY TOGETHER, AND HE WAS NOT A VEGETARIAN. 30 00:01:06,900 --> 00:01:08,267 - STOP IT! 31 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:10,100 - [whispering] YOU THINK HE'S GONNA ASK YOU TO FORMAL? 32 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,867 - MOM, SHUSH! 33 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:15,400 - JEEZ LOUISE, THIS IS A BARBECUE. 34 00:01:15,433 --> 00:01:18,400 WHO PUT OUT THE FORMAL NAPKINS? 35 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:20,200 - MMM, SO GOOD. 36 00:01:20,233 --> 00:01:22,200 - SO WHAT COLOR OF DRESS ARE YOU WEARING TO THE DANCE? 37 00:01:22,233 --> 00:01:23,933 - PEACH. - BLACK. 38 00:01:23,967 --> 00:01:25,233 - PEACH. 39 00:01:25,267 --> 00:01:27,133 - SON, I KNOW YOU'RE A GOOD KID, 40 00:01:27,167 --> 00:01:29,500 AND EVEN THOUGH JENNA IS STILL MY LITTLE GIRL, 41 00:01:29,533 --> 00:01:30,900 I WANT HER TO HAVE FUN. 42 00:01:30,933 --> 00:01:33,733 - THANKFULLY, MY DAD ALWAYS HAD MY BACK. 43 00:01:33,767 --> 00:01:35,500 - NOW, I'M NOT PUSHING ANYTHING, 44 00:01:35,533 --> 00:01:38,800 BUT IF YOU GUYS DECIDE TO TAKE THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL, 45 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:41,200 MAKE SURE YOU WRAP UP THE SAUSAGE. 46 00:01:41,233 --> 00:01:42,467 - [choking] - MM. 47 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,633 - [coughing] 48 00:01:43,667 --> 00:01:46,000 - ASSUMPTION WAS THE MOTHER OF ALL SCREW-UPS. 49 00:01:46,033 --> 00:01:47,900 [letters typing] 50 00:01:47,933 --> 00:01:49,500 [gunshot] 51 00:01:57,067 --> 00:01:59,833 - WHAT'S UP WITH THE LIP STATEMENT? 52 00:01:59,867 --> 00:02:01,400 - OH, JUST TRYING SOMETHING NEW. 53 00:02:01,433 --> 00:02:04,600 I WAS NO LONGER "THAT GIRL," I WAS "MATTY'S GIRL," 54 00:02:04,633 --> 00:02:07,000 AND AS SUCH, I HAD TO LOOK THE PART. 55 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:08,767 - IT'S TOTALLY BOMB-ASS. 56 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,233 WE'RE NOT JUST USED TO BEING ABLE TO SEE YOUR LIPS 57 00:02:10,267 --> 00:02:12,133 FROM ACROSS THE QUAD. 58 00:02:12,167 --> 00:02:18,800 - RAYNA, I VANT TO GO TO FORMAL VITH YOU. 59 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:20,567 - MY PARENTS SUCK. 60 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,033 WHEN I TRIED TO TELL THEM 61 00:02:22,067 --> 00:02:23,967 THAT FORMALS WERE AMERICAN TRADITION, 62 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,767 THEY'RE ALL LIKE, "WE'RE CHINESE," 63 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,900 AND I'M LIKE, CHINESE PEOPLE LOVE TO PARTY. 64 00:02:27,933 --> 00:02:29,600 THEY DIDN'T BECOME A BILLION STRONG 65 00:02:29,633 --> 00:02:31,700 BY HANGING OUT IN THE LIBRARY. 66 00:02:31,733 --> 00:02:33,000 - A WEEK AGO, 67 00:02:33,033 --> 00:02:34,800 I'D HAVE BEEN UBERKLEMPT TO GO WITH RICKY SCHWARTZ, 68 00:02:34,833 --> 00:02:36,833 BUT NOW I'M LIKE LA-DI-FREAKIN'-DA. 69 00:02:36,867 --> 00:02:38,767 I'M SO OVER THAT JACKROD. 70 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:41,000 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M THE ONLY ONE GOING. 71 00:02:41,033 --> 00:02:45,167 - MATTY ASKED YOU? WHEN? WHERE? - WE WANT THE FULL PLAY-BY-PLAY. 72 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:46,833 - WELL, IT WASN'T AN OFFICIAL INVITE, 73 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,167 BUT HE ASKED WHAT COLOR DRESS I WAS WEARING, 74 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:49,400 SO IT'S BASICALLY THE SAME THING. 75 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:50,767 IT WASN'T, 76 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:54,467 BUT IN THE 168 HOURS SINCE I BECAME MATTY'S GIRL, 77 00:02:54,500 --> 00:02:56,400 I HAD GROWN USED TO HIS NO-NONSENSE STYLE. 78 00:02:56,433 --> 00:02:58,733 - SOMEONE'S GETTING AN INVITE! 79 00:03:01,300 --> 00:03:02,333 - IT'S FOR YOU, T. 80 00:03:02,367 --> 00:03:04,200 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 81 00:03:04,233 --> 00:03:05,433 [gasps] 82 00:03:05,467 --> 00:03:07,833 - WHAT DO YOU SAY, GORGEOUS? 83 00:03:07,867 --> 00:03:10,833 - I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO DO. 84 00:03:13,167 --> 00:03:16,167 - EVEN THOUGH I WAS GOING WITH MATTY, I HAD TO ADMIT, 85 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,833 I WOULD'VE BEEN DOWN WITH A CHEESTASTIC INVITE. 86 00:03:18,867 --> 00:03:20,000 - WILL YOU GO TO FORMAL WITH ME, ERIN? 87 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:21,133 - YES! [squealing] YES! 88 00:03:21,167 --> 00:03:24,600 - THAT'S LAME. [school bell rings] 89 00:03:27,767 --> 00:03:31,133 - YOU REALIZE THAT'LL PROBABLY GO BAD BY LUNCH, RIGHT? 90 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:34,800 - I'M WILLING TO RISK IT. 91 00:03:34,833 --> 00:03:37,067 OH, I FORGOT TO ASK YOU SOMETHING. 92 00:03:37,100 --> 00:03:38,967 ARE YOU A LIMO GIRL? 93 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:43,233 - SO, IT WASN'T THE BIG ASK, BUT I WAS DEFINITELY A LIMO GIRL. 94 00:03:43,267 --> 00:03:44,433 I'M COOL WITH WHATEVER. 95 00:03:44,467 --> 00:03:45,733 - SO IT'S COOL IF WE JUST TAKE MY TRUCK? 96 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,267 - YEAH. 97 00:03:47,300 --> 00:03:50,000 - [groans] THAT FLAP-HOLE! 98 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:52,533 - THERE'S MARCUS. G-BYE! 99 00:03:52,567 --> 00:03:54,767 - AS YOUR FRIEND, IT'S MY JOB TO TELL YOU, 100 00:03:54,800 --> 00:03:57,367 YOUR PLAN IS RETARDED. 101 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,200 - YOU ALWAYS SAY THAT ABOUT MY PLANS. 102 00:03:59,233 --> 00:04:01,567 BUT THIS ONE IS GENIE IN A BOTTLE. 103 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:02,833 IF JAKE SEES ME WITH MARCUS, 104 00:04:02,867 --> 00:04:04,767 HE'LL GET SO JEALZ, HE'LL ASK ME TO FORMAL, 105 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:08,967 AND THEN--FINGERS CROSSED-- PUNCH MARCUS IN THE FACE. 106 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,333 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TWO GUYS TO FIGHT OVER ME. 107 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:14,300 L.E.! 108 00:04:17,233 --> 00:04:18,500 - [balloon explodes] 109 00:04:18,533 --> 00:04:20,867 - NO, MELANIE WILL NOT GO TO FORMAL WITH YOU. 110 00:04:20,900 --> 00:04:23,567 WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BODY SPRAY. 111 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,533 CLARK...IS...GAY. 112 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,800 YOU'RE WELCOME. 113 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:30,267 [balloons explode] 114 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,567 - OH, IT'S GONNA WRECK MY GRADE IN CLASS. 115 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:33,833 - YEAH, THE TEST WAS BRUTAL, 116 00:04:33,867 --> 00:04:35,933 UM, I'LL SEE YA. 117 00:04:35,967 --> 00:04:37,100 - RUN YOUR FINGERS THROUGH MY HAIR 118 00:04:37,133 --> 00:04:38,100 AND TELL ME THAT I'M PRETTY. 119 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:40,100 - YOU'RE-- YOU'RE PRETTY. 120 00:04:40,133 --> 00:04:42,967 - HEY JENNA, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU. 121 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,567 IT'S THE NEW SINGLE FROM WATSON 66. 122 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:48,267 - LET'S DANCE? PLEASE TELL ME IT'S NOT A BAD COVER OF BOWIE. 123 00:04:48,300 --> 00:04:52,467 - KEEP READING. 124 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,933 - I, UH, ALREADY HAVE A DATE. 125 00:04:53,967 --> 00:04:56,367 - OH. 126 00:04:56,400 --> 00:04:59,800 OKAY, YEAH. 127 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:03,000 HE'S A LUCKY GUY. 128 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,367 I GOTTA GO. [laughs sheepishly] 129 00:05:09,433 --> 00:05:10,900 [coach whistles] - SCREW FORMAL. 130 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:12,167 - WHAT? 131 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:14,500 - I GOT THE HEISMAN FROM JENNA. 132 00:05:14,533 --> 00:05:16,700 I THOUGHT SHE WAS INTO ME. 133 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:17,900 - JENNA HAMILTON? 134 00:05:17,933 --> 00:05:19,733 - DO YOU KNOW WHO SHE'S GOING WITH? 135 00:05:19,767 --> 00:05:21,333 - N--NO. SORRY MAN. 136 00:05:21,367 --> 00:05:23,167 - DID YOU ASK ANYONE YET? - NOT EXACTLY. 137 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,067 - WELL THEN, BLOW IT OFF. 138 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,067 LET'S GET DRUNK. 139 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:28,167 - I DON'T KNOW, MAN. 140 00:05:28,200 --> 00:05:29,967 - ALL RIGHT, DUDE, FINE, 141 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,967 LEAVE ME ALL ALONE ON A SATURDAY NIGHT, 142 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,300 WALLOWING IN A POOL OF MY OWN BLOOD AND VOMIT. 143 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:37,300 [laughing] THAT'S REAL COOL. 144 00:05:37,333 --> 00:05:40,533 - NO, I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE HAPPY. YOU LOOK HAPPY, 145 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:42,400 UNLESS YOU'RE HIGH. 146 00:05:42,433 --> 00:05:44,267 HAVE YOU BEEN ROCKING THE GANGE, J? 147 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:48,767 - NO, IT'S JUST THAT FOR ONCE, MY LIFE IS PRETTY GOOD, AND... 148 00:05:48,800 --> 00:05:51,867 - AND YOU WANTED TO THANK ME. 149 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:54,133 - AND I HAVE A BOYFRIEND. 150 00:05:54,167 --> 00:05:56,033 - [gasps] WE ARE SOUL SISTERS. 151 00:05:56,067 --> 00:05:57,367 I HAVE A BOYFRIEND TOO! 152 00:05:57,400 --> 00:05:59,533 - WHO IS HE? 153 00:05:59,567 --> 00:06:01,167 - NO ONE YOU KNOW. 154 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:02,767 I MEAN, HE DOESN'T WORK AT THIS SCHOOL OR ANYTHING. 155 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:05,133 THAT WOULD BE GROUNDS FOR DISMISSAL. 156 00:06:05,167 --> 00:06:08,600 NO. HE'S A... 157 00:06:08,633 --> 00:06:09,600 FARMER. 158 00:06:09,633 --> 00:06:11,033 HE'S A FARMER. 159 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:13,533 FARMER BOB...MCDONALD. 160 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,900 - OKAY, I WAS JUST ASKING. 161 00:06:15,933 --> 00:06:18,733 - LOOK AT HOW MUCH PROGRESS WE'VE MADE 162 00:06:18,767 --> 00:06:20,800 IN JUST A FEW SHORT MONTHS. 163 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:24,033 SEE, HERE IS WHEN YOU GOT THIS NASTY LETTER, 164 00:06:24,067 --> 00:06:26,167 AND THIS IS WHEN YOU WORE THE CAMEL TOE PANTS. 165 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,667 THOSE WERE YOUR DARK AGES. 166 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:30,600 ISN'T IT FUNNY HOW IT ALMOST SEEMS AS THOUGH 167 00:06:30,633 --> 00:06:31,667 YOUR INCIDENT WAS AN ACCIDENT? 168 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,600 - IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. 169 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:36,967 - OH, OKAY, EXACTLY. 170 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:38,533 ANYHOO, NOW THAT YOU'RE IN YOUR RENAISSANCE, 171 00:06:38,567 --> 00:06:41,600 I THOUGHT THAT YOU COULD CHOOSE YOUR OWN HAPPY STICKER. 172 00:06:41,633 --> 00:06:42,800 - I CAN SEE YOU'RE BUSY, VAL. 173 00:06:42,833 --> 00:06:44,267 I WON'T COME BACK LATER. 174 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,100 - NO, YOU STAY. - HER? 175 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:47,567 - ME? - YOU. 176 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:50,500 - I'LL GO. 177 00:06:50,533 --> 00:06:53,233 - SO GLAD YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, J, WAY TO BE NORMAL! 178 00:06:55,733 --> 00:06:57,433 - YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES. 179 00:06:57,467 --> 00:07:00,800 - I HAVE RECEIVED SEVERAL COMPLAINTS ABOUT YOU TODAY. 180 00:07:00,833 --> 00:07:03,300 NOW, I KNOW THAT THIS IS FALLING ON DEAF EARS, 181 00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:05,467 BUT YOU CANNOT RUIN FORMAL FOR YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS, 182 00:07:05,500 --> 00:07:07,933 AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, YOU CANNOT OUT PEOPLE. 183 00:07:07,967 --> 00:07:09,433 - PLEASE. 184 00:07:09,467 --> 00:07:11,867 WHEN CLARK STEVENSON BUSTED OUT THAT PINK PLEATHER BACKPACK, 185 00:07:11,900 --> 00:07:13,700 HE OUTED HIMSELF. 186 00:07:13,733 --> 00:07:15,300 MELANIE SHOULD BE THANKING ME. 187 00:07:15,333 --> 00:07:17,500 OF ALL PEOPLE, YOU SHOULD UNDERSTAND 188 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:19,933 HOW PAINFUL IT IS TO BE SOMEONE'S BEARD. 189 00:07:19,967 --> 00:07:21,633 - IT IS. [sighs] 190 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,467 - THINK IF YOU WOULD'VE HAD SOMEONE LIKE ME HELPING YOU, 191 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,933 YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SPARED ALL THAT HEARTACHE AND HUMILIATION. 192 00:07:26,967 --> 00:07:28,967 [phone rings] 193 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:34,400 - WELL, HELLO, MR. MISHRA. 194 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:38,233 YOU ARE CORRECT, I AM IN SESSION. 195 00:07:38,267 --> 00:07:41,067 [giggles] 196 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:44,600 STOP! MM. 197 00:07:44,633 --> 00:07:46,633 NO, YOU STOP. 198 00:07:46,667 --> 00:07:48,033 OH, YEAH. YEAH, I WILL. 199 00:07:48,067 --> 00:07:50,267 YES, I WILL. 200 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,800 [giggles] OKAY, I'M GONNA HANG UP NOW. 201 00:07:52,833 --> 00:07:55,233 [laughs] 202 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:56,400 OFFICIAL SCHOOL BUSINESS. 203 00:07:56,433 --> 00:07:59,033 - MS. MARKS, WHILE YOU WERE ON THE PHONE, 204 00:07:59,067 --> 00:08:02,333 I'VE HAD TIME TO REFLECT ON THE ERROR OF MY WAYS. 205 00:08:02,367 --> 00:08:05,567 I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'D BE WITHOUT YOUR GUIDANCE. 206 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:08,667 THANK YOU. 207 00:08:08,700 --> 00:08:10,800 - CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW AWESOME 208 00:08:10,833 --> 00:08:15,767 TOWN RICKY'S "ASK" WAS? HE PUT SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO IT. 209 00:08:15,800 --> 00:08:18,467 SORRY, AM I BRAGGING TOO MUCH, CONSIDERING, YOU KNOW, 210 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:21,567 MATTY DIDN'T GO ALL OUT? - BRAG AWAY. 211 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,867 ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT MATTY AND I ARE GOING TOGETHER. 212 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,467 THE REST OF THAT STUFF IS JUST FLUFF. 213 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:27,700 - CONGRATS, PRINCESS JENNA. 214 00:08:27,733 --> 00:08:29,733 I HEARD YOU'RE ON THE BALLOT FOR WINTER FORMAL. 215 00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:31,433 HOLLA. [kisses] 216 00:08:31,467 --> 00:08:34,267 - THIS IS A MAJOR, MAY-JOR! 217 00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:38,833 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - TO TELL MING. 218 00:08:38,867 --> 00:08:41,100 - MOM, I WAS JUST NOMINATED 219 00:08:41,133 --> 00:08:43,633 FOR SOPHOMORE WINTER FORMAL PRINCESS. 220 00:08:43,667 --> 00:08:45,467 - AHH. - OKAY, LISTEN, 221 00:08:45,500 --> 00:08:46,933 I'M GONNA NEED TO GO GET A REALLY GREAT DRESS. 222 00:08:46,967 --> 00:08:48,400 YOU THINK WE CAN DO THAT AFTER SCHOOL? 223 00:08:48,433 --> 00:08:51,500 - [screams] - I'M TAKING THAT AS A YES. 224 00:08:51,533 --> 00:08:54,300 - [laughs] - THAT'S A YES. 225 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:57,467 - I'M GETTING A HEAD START AND SURPRISING HER WITH OPTIONS. 226 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,200 OH, I'M SO SORRY, LUPITA, 227 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:01,900 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO ALL THE CLEANING TODAY. 228 00:09:01,933 --> 00:09:03,900 OKAY, BYE! 229 00:09:03,933 --> 00:09:05,667 - I ALWAYS DO ALL THE CLEANING. 230 00:09:10,433 --> 00:09:13,500 - IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I DIDN'T MIND PEOPLE STARING 231 00:09:13,533 --> 00:09:15,000 BECAUSE IT WAS FOR THE RIGHT REASONS. 232 00:09:15,033 --> 00:09:16,833 THEY ADMIRED ME. 233 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:19,000 - I SEE THEY PRINTED UP NEW BALLOTS. 234 00:09:19,033 --> 00:09:22,400 - APPARENTLY, THERE WERE SOME LAST MINUTE CHANGES. 235 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:31,867 LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE VOTING FOR YOURSELF. 236 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:34,000 WELL, AT LEAST YOU'LL GET ONE VOTE. 237 00:09:39,833 --> 00:09:41,033 - "AS YOU ARE NOW, 238 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:43,533 YOU COULD DISAPPEAR AND NO ONE WOULD NOTICE." 239 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:45,667 SO NOT TRUE. I COULDN'T DISAPPEAR. 240 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:57,733 - I HAD ASSUMED MY REP AS A SUICIDE CASE WAS ALL BUT DEAD. 241 00:09:57,767 --> 00:09:59,300 - NUMBER TWO, 242 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:02,233 YOUR INSTINCTS SUCK. SECOND GUESS THEM. 243 00:10:02,267 --> 00:10:03,400 - NUMBER FOUR, 244 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:04,867 WHEN YOU'RE PRETTY, YOU'RE HAPPY, 245 00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:07,800 AND CLEARLY, YOU'RE NOT HAPPY. 246 00:10:07,833 --> 00:10:08,867 [chuckles] 247 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,200 - NUMBER SIX. 248 00:10:10,233 --> 00:10:14,433 NOBODY LIKES THE PITIFUL. STOP BEING SUCH A DRAG. 249 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:18,367 - BUT MY STIGMA WAS ALIVE... 250 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,900 AND KICKING ME IN THE ASS. 251 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:27,867 [laughter] 252 00:10:27,900 --> 00:10:30,867 - * LOVE COMES AND GOES AND EVERYTHING FLOWS * 253 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:34,400 * TILL YOU FEEL SO LONELY 254 00:10:34,433 --> 00:10:37,800 * YOU STILL FEEL SO BROKEN 255 00:10:37,833 --> 00:10:39,733 * IT'S A CHEMICAL REACTION 256 00:10:39,767 --> 00:10:41,000 - MAKE OUT WITH ME! 257 00:10:41,033 --> 00:10:42,000 [tries to speak] MM-MM. 258 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,300 - NO WAY. - [laughs] 259 00:10:46,867 --> 00:10:48,800 - [sighs] 260 00:10:48,833 --> 00:10:49,967 - DUDE. - [laughs] 261 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:54,167 - YOU OKAY? 262 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,700 - SURE YOU WANNA BE SEEN WITH BIGGEST LOSER IN SCHOOL? 263 00:10:56,733 --> 00:10:59,233 - THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE LETTER IS A LOSER, NOT YOU. 264 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,667 - I THOUGHT I HAD ALREADY BEEN THROUGH 265 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:02,133 THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE, 266 00:11:02,167 --> 00:11:04,900 TURNS OUT THAT WAS JUST A WARM-UP. 267 00:11:04,933 --> 00:11:06,900 - THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY? 268 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,567 I PUT MYSELF OUT THERE, ASKED A GIRL TO FORMAL. 269 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,533 SHE SAID NO. 270 00:11:11,567 --> 00:11:14,833 - WELL, FORGET ABOUT HER, 'CAUSE SHE'S A BITCH. 271 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,200 - A RAGING BITCH. 272 00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:19,533 THE GUY SHE'S GOING WITH HAS MAN BOOBS. 273 00:11:19,567 --> 00:11:21,400 [both laugh] 274 00:11:21,433 --> 00:11:22,567 - WHO ARE YOU GOING WITH? 275 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:23,967 - IT WAS WEIRD. 276 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,300 MATTY STILL HADN'T TOLD JAKE ABOUT US. 277 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,267 - I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WANT TO GO ANYMORE. [sighs] 278 00:11:28,300 --> 00:11:29,767 - BUT THEN, WHO'S GONNA WEAR THE CROWN 279 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:31,300 WHEN YOU WIN SOPHOMORE PRINCESS. 280 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:34,000 - LIKE THAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. - [scoffs] I VOTED FOR YOU. 281 00:11:34,033 --> 00:11:35,700 WELL, I MEAN, I WOULDN'T HAVE, 282 00:11:35,733 --> 00:11:37,267 BUT I DID IT BEFORE YOU TURN ME DOWN. 283 00:11:37,300 --> 00:11:39,100 - [sniffs] 284 00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,467 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THE LETTER? 285 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,733 - NOTHING. THE DAMAGE HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE. 286 00:11:49,867 --> 00:11:52,333 - HEY. SO LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING, 287 00:11:52,367 --> 00:11:54,000 WHAT IF WE BLOW OFF THE DANCE 288 00:11:54,033 --> 00:11:55,400 AND JUST DO SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD. 289 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:59,400 DANCES ARE PRETTY LAME, RIGHT? 290 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,900 IS THAT OKAY? 291 00:12:03,933 --> 00:12:05,233 - SURE. - GREAT. 292 00:12:05,267 --> 00:12:08,700 ALL RIGHT, I'LL MEET YOU AT MY TRUCK AFTER SCHOOL. 293 00:12:08,733 --> 00:12:11,033 - [sighs] 294 00:12:11,067 --> 00:12:14,900 HOW COULD I BE MATTY'S GIRL WHEN I WAS STILL HIS SECRET? 295 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:16,867 BECAUSE I WAS "THAT GIRL," 296 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,267 WHO NEVER STOOD A CHANCE OF GOING TO THE FORMAL. 297 00:12:19,300 --> 00:12:21,333 - JUST LOOK AT THE LABEL. 298 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:22,700 SOMEONE WAS SPREADING THE RUMOR AT LUNCH 299 00:12:22,733 --> 00:12:24,300 BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT. 300 00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,367 UNTIL NOW. 301 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:26,833 - YOU WERE THE BACK-UP INVITE? 302 00:12:26,867 --> 00:12:29,333 - NO, I WAS NOT JUST THE BACK-UP, 303 00:12:29,367 --> 00:12:31,867 I WAS SLOPPY FOURTHS. 304 00:12:31,900 --> 00:12:33,033 - I'M SORRY, T. 305 00:12:33,067 --> 00:12:34,467 - ARE YOU STILL GONNA GO? 306 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:36,467 - OVER HIS DEAD BODY. 307 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,467 - WELL, IF IT MAKES ME FEEL ANY BETTER, 308 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,567 I'M NOT GOING EITHER. 309 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:41,233 - WHY NOT? - HAVE YOU SEEN THE BALLOTS? 310 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:43,333 - OH, I AM SO SORRY. 311 00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:45,000 I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THIS RICKY'S SCANDAL, 312 00:12:45,033 --> 00:12:48,333 I FORGOT TO VOTE FOR YOU. 313 00:12:48,367 --> 00:12:50,233 - HOLY [bleep]! 314 00:12:50,267 --> 00:12:53,800 - WHAT KIND OF MONSTER WOULD DO SOMETHING SO RESIDENT EVIL? 315 00:12:53,833 --> 00:12:55,633 - SADIE! 316 00:12:55,667 --> 00:12:58,267 - I'M TALKING TO MY FRIENDS. 317 00:13:00,900 --> 00:13:03,867 - I KNOW YOU DID THIS AND YOUR ASS IS GRASS. 318 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,067 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, VAL? 319 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,500 DID YOU DRINK SOME BAD SOY MILK THIS MORNING? 320 00:13:07,533 --> 00:13:09,533 - STEALING SOMEONE'S PERSONAL FILE 321 00:13:09,567 --> 00:13:12,967 IS NOT ONLY MORALLY CORRUPT, IT'S PUNISHABLE BY EXPULSION, 322 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,733 AND I DON'T GET A HOT DAMN IF YOU DAD BUILT THE PLANETARIUM. 323 00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:18,367 THIS TIME, THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. 324 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:20,833 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA EXPEL ME, ARE YOU? 325 00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:23,133 - MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. 326 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:25,500 BUT AS FAR AS WINTER FORMAL'S CONCERNED, YOU WON'T BE GOING. 327 00:13:25,533 --> 00:13:27,300 - BUT I--I ALREADY HAVE-- - [shushes] 328 00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:30,767 GRAB THAT FILE AND FOLLOW ME BACK TO MY OFFICE. 329 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,700 GOOD. JUST--WANTED TO BE SURE YOU WERE FOLLOWING ME. 330 00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:39,567 - WELCOME TO KARMA-GEDDON, BITCH. 331 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:43,300 - [gasps] RICKY SCHWARTZ SIGHTING. 332 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,300 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 333 00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,933 - TELL HIM TO GO [bleep] HIMSELF. 334 00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:48,833 I WILL NEVER BE ANYONE'S NUMBER FOUR. 335 00:13:48,867 --> 00:13:50,333 I DESERVE BETTER. 336 00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:51,933 I WOULD RATHER STAY HOME SATURDAY NIGHT 337 00:13:51,967 --> 00:13:53,033 GIVING MY CAT A MANICURE 338 00:13:53,067 --> 00:13:57,467 THAN GO TO DANCE WITH THAT FIDIOT. 339 00:13:57,500 --> 00:13:58,700 - HEY! - HI. 340 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:01,133 - TAMARA DID DESERVE BETTER, 341 00:14:01,167 --> 00:14:06,000 AND SHE WASN'T THE ONLY ONE. 342 00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:07,400 - IT'S ALL OVER. 343 00:14:07,433 --> 00:14:09,833 I TOLD HIM TO TAKE CARE. 344 00:14:09,867 --> 00:14:12,000 THERE IS NO RECOVERY FROM THAT. 345 00:14:12,033 --> 00:14:17,033 I GOTTA WALK IT OFF. 346 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:20,700 - * I KEEP LOOKING FOR THE CURE * 347 00:14:20,733 --> 00:14:23,533 * 348 00:14:23,567 --> 00:14:28,933 * TO HELP FROM FEELING SO OBSCURE * 349 00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,467 - [knocks on window] 350 00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:33,367 * I'VE ALREADY LOST THE WAR 351 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,500 - I DON'T NEED A RIDE. 352 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,967 - IS YOUR MOM PICKING YOU UP? - NO. 353 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,767 I WOULD JUST RATHER WALK HOME THAN GO WITH YOU. 354 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,900 - WHY? - BECAUSE... 355 00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:44,567 I REALLY WANNA GO TO THE DAMN FORMAL, 356 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,733 AND I WANT A LIMO AND I WANT YOU TO DRESS UP 357 00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:50,000 IN A GORILLA SUIT OR SURPRISE ME WITH BALLOONS 358 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,800 OR JUMP OUT OF A COFFIN, I DON'T KNOW. 359 00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:55,800 OKAY, MAYBE NOT THE COFFIN, BUT I WANT "THE BIG ASK," 360 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,500 AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK IT'S LAME, IT IS LAME. 361 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,733 - HEY, I WANNA TAKE YOU, YOUR INVITES IN HERE. 362 00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:02,400 LOOK--I WAS GONNA ASK YOU AT LUNCH, BUT THEN JAKE, HE-- 363 00:15:02,433 --> 00:15:04,733 - WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD HIM? - I TRIED TO BUT HE-- 364 00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:06,333 - BUT WHAT? 365 00:15:06,367 --> 00:15:08,733 NOTHING. 366 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:11,033 YOU'RE A [bleep]. TAKE CARE. 367 00:15:11,067 --> 00:15:18,467 - * WHAT'S THE POINT OF YESTERDAY? * 368 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,500 - [door closes] 369 00:15:22,133 --> 00:15:23,167 - DON'T THINK. 370 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,267 JUST GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCT. 371 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,500 WHICH DRESS JUMPS OUT AT YOU THE MOST? 372 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,667 - NONE. 373 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,733 - BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GREAT THEY LOOK ON. 374 00:15:32,767 --> 00:15:34,667 - ON WHO? - ME. [laughs] 375 00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:37,433 BUT I WAS THE ONLY ONE AVAILABLE TO TRY THEM ON. 376 00:15:37,467 --> 00:15:39,167 - OF COURSE. 377 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,567 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT I WANTED. 378 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:44,567 THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSON IN THIS ROOM WHO LOOKS GOOD IN PEACH, 379 00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:47,200 AND WHO MIGHT THAT BE? 380 00:15:51,267 --> 00:15:52,300 - LOOK AT THIS DRESS. 381 00:15:52,333 --> 00:15:53,933 IT WILL LOOK REALLY PRETTY ON YOU. 382 00:15:53,967 --> 00:15:55,533 WE JUST HAVE TO STUFF THE BUST A LITTLE. 383 00:15:55,567 --> 00:15:57,733 - I'M NOT GOING TO FORMAL. 384 00:15:57,767 --> 00:16:01,067 I DON'T HAVE A DATE, AND MY NOMINATION WAS A JOKE. 385 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,267 - PUT UP A FIGHT, ROSATI. I'VE BLOWN UP YOUR GUY 16 TIMES. 386 00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,633 - 'CAUSE I GOT THE CRAPPY CONTROLLER. 387 00:16:19,167 --> 00:16:21,467 - DUDE, CAN YOU AT LEAST TRY NOT TO SUCK SO MUCH? 388 00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,667 - YEAH, I DO SUCK. 389 00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:24,000 PROBABLY WHY JENNA REJECTED ME. 390 00:16:24,033 --> 00:16:25,733 - ARE YOU STILL TALKING ABOUT HER? 391 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:28,133 YOU'VE BEEN BITCHING ABOUT IT ALL DAY. 392 00:16:28,167 --> 00:16:31,967 JENNA DOESN'T LIKE YOU, OKAY? GET OVER IT ALREADY. 393 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:34,767 - WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM? - YOU CAN'T PLAY FOR [bleep]. 394 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:38,500 - THEN WHY AM I EVEN HERE? - TO BE A PAIN IN MY ASS. 395 00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,867 - WHEN YOU STOP P.M.S.-ING, DON'T BOTHER CALLING ME. 396 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,433 - YEAH, I WON'T. 397 00:17:03,933 --> 00:17:05,000 - I HAD TAKEN GREAT CARE 398 00:17:05,033 --> 00:17:07,567 TO BE THE DAUGHTER MY MOM ALWAYS WANTED 399 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,833 AND THE GIRL MATTY WANTED TO BE WITH, 400 00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:14,033 BUT ALONG THE WAY, I LOST SIGHT OF MYSELF. 401 00:17:14,067 --> 00:17:16,567 IT WAS TIME TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 402 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,633 AND I WASN'T GOING TO SIT AROUND AND CRY ABOUT IT. 403 00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:21,667 OKAY, MAYBE A LITTLE. 404 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:27,100 [both sob] 405 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:32,667 - DO YOU HAVE ANY T.P.? - USE A SEAT COVER. 406 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:36,833 - EVER BEEN SO INTO A GUY YOU THOUGHT WAS INTO YOU, 407 00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:39,300 ONLY TO FIND OUT HE'S INTO SOMEONE ELSE? 408 00:17:39,333 --> 00:17:43,367 [crying] ACTUALLY, THREE SOMEONE ELSES? 409 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,700 - [sobbing] WAIT, ARE YOU THAT GIRL 410 00:17:45,733 --> 00:17:49,633 WITH RED FRIZZY HAIR WHO ALWAYS WEARS OVERALLS? 411 00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:53,233 - THAT'S LESLIE GAINER! - GOOD. 412 00:17:53,267 --> 00:17:56,900 'CAUSE SHE IS SERIOUSLY NASTY. 413 00:17:56,933 --> 00:17:59,033 - I KNOW. SHE SMELLS LIKE... 414 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,400 both: A LITTER BOX! 415 00:18:01,433 --> 00:18:04,433 [laughter and sobbing] 416 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:06,467 - [sighs] - [sniffles] 417 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:10,400 - CAN I GIVE YOU A HUG? - I'M NOT REALLY A HUGGER. 418 00:18:10,433 --> 00:18:13,433 - IT'S OKAY. I'LL DO ALL THE WORK. 419 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,233 - ALL RIGHT. - [sobs] 420 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:24,900 - FREAK. - BITCH. 421 00:18:24,933 --> 00:18:25,933 OW. 422 00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:40,433 - [clears throat] 423 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,867 - OH, JAKE, THIS IS MARCUS. 424 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:44,267 WE'RE GOING TO FORMAL TOGETHER. - YEAH. 425 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:45,433 I KNOW MARCUS. WHAT'S UP MAN? 426 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:46,700 - HEY, WHAT'S UP? 427 00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:49,267 - WHY ARE YOU HUGGING? - BECAUSE WE'RE BROS. 428 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:51,567 - NO HUGGING. UGH! 429 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,667 - WHAT' WRONG WITH HUGS? 430 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:54,167 - ARE YOU OKAY, T? 431 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,667 - WERE YOU CRYING? - NO. 432 00:18:55,700 --> 00:18:59,333 I WAS UGLY-CRYING BUT I GOT IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. 433 00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,233 [Eliza Doolittle's Nobody] 434 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,633 - * WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING A NOBODY? * 435 00:19:02,667 --> 00:19:03,833 * THAT NOBODY KNOWS AND HAS NOBODIES * 436 00:19:03,867 --> 00:19:05,567 - BE RIGHT BACK. 437 00:19:05,600 --> 00:19:07,767 * AND I SHOULD KNOW, 'CAUSE I'M ONE OF THESE * 438 00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:11,600 * HAPPY TO BLEND AND I REALLY AM HONESTLY * 439 00:19:11,633 --> 00:19:15,867 - I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU. 440 00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:18,567 WE SHOULD GO TO THE DANCE TOGETHER. 441 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:20,533 THAT IS IF YOU STILL WANNA GO. 442 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:24,500 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DATE? 443 00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:27,233 - DIDN'T WORK OUT. 444 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,733 - IT JUST HAPPENS YOU HAVE A LITTLE COMPETITION. 445 00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,167 - REALLY? - YEAH. 446 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,367 WITH MY MOM. 447 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,167 [laughs] WE'RE GONNA 448 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,300 CATCH A MOVIE, A LITTLE MOTHER/SON ACTION, UH, 449 00:19:37,333 --> 00:19:39,800 BUT I THINK I CAN BLOW HER OFF. 450 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,500 I HAVE BEEN SEEING A LOT OF HER LATELY, 451 00:19:41,533 --> 00:19:44,367 AND I THINK IT'S TIME FOR US TO TAKE A BREAK. 452 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,967 - OKAY, GROSS. 453 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,233 - I'M IN. 454 00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:51,433 I JUST NEED TO KNOW ONE THING. 455 00:19:51,467 --> 00:19:52,633 WHAT COLOR IS YOUR DRESS? 456 00:19:52,667 --> 00:19:54,500 - NOT PEACH. 457 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,733 - I WAS LEAVING MY RENAISSANCE AND HEADING INTO MY GOLDEN AGE 458 00:19:59,767 --> 00:20:02,400 'CAUSE I WASN'T "THAT GIRL" ANYMORE, 459 00:20:02,433 --> 00:20:04,667 AND I WASN'T "MATTY'S GIRL" EITHER. 460 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:06,933 - * AND I REALLY AM HONESTLY * 461 00:20:06,967 --> 00:20:10,433 * THE WHOLE WORLD IS TRYIN' TO BE SOMEBODY * 462 00:20:10,467 --> 00:20:17,100 * KICKIN' THEMSELVES 'BOUT WHAT COULD'VE BEEN * 463 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,233 - NEXT ON AWKWARD... 464 00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,433 - I WAS THE ONE WHO ENDED THINGS WITH MATTY. 465 00:20:19,467 --> 00:20:20,500 MAYBE I MISDIRECTED FATE 466 00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:21,767 AND MISSED MY CONNECTION TO BE WITH HIM. 467 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,767 - CHINS OUT AND DOWN. 468 00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:26,633 - YOU JUST MISSED HER. - UH, THANK YOU. 469 00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,267 - YUP, JAKE'S MY DATE. 470 00:20:29,300 --> 00:20:31,100 - THERE WAS A GIRL BUT I MESSED IT UP. 471 00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:32,800 - WHERE IS SHE? 472 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:33,800 - SHE'S WITH ANOTHER GUY. 473 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,000 - YOU SHOULD STEAL HER AWAY. 474 00:20:35,033 --> 00:20:35,100 - NAH, I THINK IT'S TOO LATE. 34207

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