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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:56,146 --> 00:01:56,979 - Oh. 2 00:01:59,345 --> 00:02:00,979 I forgot my keys on the bus. 3 00:02:08,078 --> 00:02:11,812 And definitely forgot my Three Musketeers bar too. 4 00:02:13,078 --> 00:02:14,310 - Why do you care? 5 00:02:14,410 --> 00:02:15,911 - Favorite candy bar? 6 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:17,444 - No, your keys. 7 00:02:17,544 --> 00:02:18,978 - My keys are my keys. 8 00:02:21,078 --> 00:02:22,078 - So what? 9 00:02:22,178 --> 00:02:24,145 - Well, I got my front door key. 10 00:02:24,245 --> 00:02:25,310 Garage key. 11 00:02:25,410 --> 00:02:27,310 Bike lock key, shed key. 12 00:02:27,409 --> 00:02:29,911 - Yeah, but why do you care about your keys at all? 13 00:02:30,011 --> 00:02:31,476 - They're my keys. 14 00:02:33,309 --> 00:02:35,343 I wish I had basketball right now. 15 00:02:35,443 --> 00:02:36,811 I love dunkin'. 16 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:37,744 Oh! 17 00:02:38,543 --> 00:02:39,878 I think I lied, dude. 18 00:02:39,977 --> 00:02:41,177 I don't think any of these is gonna be left 19 00:02:41,276 --> 00:02:42,810 by the time we get to the bottom. 20 00:02:46,409 --> 00:02:48,144 - I love chips, dude. 21 00:02:48,244 --> 00:02:50,676 You know who loves chips even more than me? 22 00:02:50,777 --> 00:02:51,610 Jeremy. 23 00:02:52,442 --> 00:02:53,843 He turned five last week. 24 00:02:53,943 --> 00:02:56,408 He was at a birthday party just eating chips. 25 00:02:57,575 --> 00:02:59,877 I never thought I'd have a kid who loved chips. 26 00:03:09,009 --> 00:03:10,243 Nice shoes, man. 27 00:03:10,342 --> 00:03:11,442 Nice shoes, dude. 28 00:03:15,475 --> 00:03:17,675 I told you, this was gonna be hardcore, man. 29 00:03:19,474 --> 00:03:21,342 You didn't even bring proper pants. 30 00:03:33,541 --> 00:03:34,341 Oh. 31 00:03:37,108 --> 00:03:37,908 But no. 32 00:03:39,274 --> 00:03:40,741 Clarence Bates. 33 00:03:40,841 --> 00:03:43,242 I mean, he used to be way cooler, 34 00:03:43,341 --> 00:03:48,406 but he was the guy who'd go fishing, 35 00:03:49,507 --> 00:03:51,208 and he'd catch a bunch of, 36 00:03:51,306 --> 00:03:53,574 just a whole lot of carp. 37 00:03:53,674 --> 00:03:56,440 And carp suck because they're like bottom feeders. 38 00:03:56,541 --> 00:03:59,775 And so he'd come out in the woods, 39 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,940 and he dump all the carp in a big pile. 40 00:04:04,107 --> 00:04:04,940 And then... 41 00:04:07,608 --> 00:04:08,340 Oh man. 42 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:10,174 Marty, I can't even hear you, dude. 43 00:04:10,306 --> 00:04:11,907 Are you talking? 44 00:04:12,007 --> 00:04:13,007 Oh, you're right there. 45 00:04:17,573 --> 00:04:22,040 And he'd pour all these piles of carp out in the woods. 46 00:04:30,507 --> 00:04:32,739 Oh, let's go this way, man. 47 00:04:34,706 --> 00:04:35,540 Oh. 48 00:04:37,672 --> 00:04:40,639 And they get all stinky and rotten. 49 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:41,806 Come on, dude. 50 00:04:41,906 --> 00:04:45,304 Come on. 51 00:04:45,404 --> 00:04:46,606 And then, like, kids... 52 00:04:47,639 --> 00:04:51,172 Kids would like find them after school 53 00:04:51,271 --> 00:04:53,572 and then take them home. 54 00:04:53,672 --> 00:04:57,404 And tell their mom they want fish for dinner, 55 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,572 'cause they found them at the carp pile. 56 00:05:00,438 --> 00:05:01,639 But now Clarence sucks. 57 00:05:05,239 --> 00:05:06,304 Oh. 58 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:08,605 Samurai walk. 59 00:05:08,705 --> 00:05:09,571 Oh. 60 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:12,738 Oh. 61 00:05:12,838 --> 00:05:14,072 Oh. 62 00:05:14,172 --> 00:05:15,505 It's right up here. I'm telling you, 63 00:05:15,605 --> 00:05:17,638 this is definitely the spot for it. 64 00:05:17,738 --> 00:05:19,403 You are gonna lose your brain, dude. 65 00:05:19,505 --> 00:05:21,303 This is gonna be so awesome. 66 00:05:24,238 --> 00:05:26,971 Chad Arlt's cousin put this out here like, 67 00:05:27,071 --> 00:05:28,538 I don't know, a long time ago. 68 00:05:29,403 --> 00:05:30,471 And I know this right here. 69 00:05:30,571 --> 00:05:32,270 I know this right here. 70 00:05:35,437 --> 00:05:36,904 Right here, dude. 71 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,004 Right here. 72 00:05:38,104 --> 00:05:39,037 Yep. 73 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:39,937 Check it out. 74 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:43,704 Like, right in here. 75 00:05:48,903 --> 00:05:50,003 Like... 76 00:05:50,103 --> 00:05:50,936 Hold on a second. 77 00:05:51,036 --> 00:05:52,470 Give me like, one minute, dude. 78 00:05:52,570 --> 00:05:54,437 - No, we don't have time to look for your bullshit. 79 00:05:54,537 --> 00:05:55,637 - This will be worth it. 80 00:05:55,736 --> 00:05:58,137 You are gonna love this the most of anybody. 81 00:05:58,237 --> 00:05:59,036 Hold on. 82 00:06:02,036 --> 00:06:03,636 Ah, man. 83 00:06:05,103 --> 00:06:05,903 Hold on, dude. 84 00:06:07,803 --> 00:06:09,368 Ah, crap. 85 00:06:11,736 --> 00:06:12,503 Where are we? 86 00:06:14,335 --> 00:06:15,436 Marty, one second. 87 00:06:16,301 --> 00:06:17,301 Hold on. 88 00:06:17,402 --> 00:06:18,969 This might not be the right spot. 89 00:06:20,835 --> 00:06:21,636 Just wait, dude. 90 00:06:26,902 --> 00:06:28,835 No, we're due East. 91 00:06:28,935 --> 00:06:30,735 We're due East. Definitely. 92 00:06:30,835 --> 00:06:32,169 Nope. 93 00:06:32,268 --> 00:06:33,267 You were wrong again. 94 00:06:33,367 --> 00:06:34,401 Wrong spot. 95 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,300 This way. 96 00:06:45,568 --> 00:06:48,568 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 97 00:06:48,668 --> 00:06:49,868 - They don't do intro. 98 00:06:49,968 --> 00:06:51,267 - Oh my gosh. 99 00:06:51,368 --> 00:06:54,034 Marty, I'm just, I'm rolling right now. 100 00:06:54,135 --> 00:06:55,467 Don't say anything, okay? 101 00:06:55,567 --> 00:06:57,734 Just let me do this. 102 00:06:57,834 --> 00:06:58,667 Take two. 103 00:07:00,068 --> 00:07:03,467 My name is Derek Skiba and you're watching Faces of Death. 104 00:07:03,567 --> 00:07:06,400 And I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 105 00:07:10,967 --> 00:07:15,967 Oh, Marty, when I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket. 106 00:07:17,367 --> 00:07:18,700 - It's not gonna kill you. 107 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,033 - Oh. 108 00:07:20,134 --> 00:07:21,933 Haven't you ever seen Faces of Death? 109 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:23,134 Not everybody dies in it. 110 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,833 They get, like, sometimes it's just like, 111 00:07:24,933 --> 00:07:26,466 cool, weird injuries, man. 112 00:07:26,566 --> 00:07:27,767 That's what this is. 113 00:07:27,867 --> 00:07:29,466 I point to you, you shoot the bottle rocket, 114 00:07:29,566 --> 00:07:30,933 you don't have to say anything. 115 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:32,333 - Whatever, man. 116 00:07:34,265 --> 00:07:35,433 - Take three. 117 00:07:39,700 --> 00:07:44,665 My name is Derek Skiba, and you're watching Faces of Death, 118 00:07:44,766 --> 00:07:47,899 and I'm gonna get a bottle rocket in my face. 119 00:08:00,899 --> 00:08:02,098 Dude! 120 00:08:02,198 --> 00:08:03,031 You almost got me. 121 00:08:19,298 --> 00:08:20,498 Marty, you got to check this out, man. 122 00:08:20,598 --> 00:08:22,264 This is gonna be really cool. 123 00:08:25,065 --> 00:08:25,865 Hell yeah. 124 00:10:27,860 --> 00:10:30,860 Aw. 125 00:10:33,128 --> 00:10:34,960 Hey Marty, real quick, look. 126 00:10:36,826 --> 00:10:37,626 Aw! 127 00:10:47,859 --> 00:10:48,825 This one's pretty cool. 128 00:11:02,358 --> 00:11:04,892 Hey, check this out. 129 00:11:04,992 --> 00:11:05,759 Look at what I did right here. 130 00:11:05,859 --> 00:11:06,458 - What? 131 00:11:06,558 --> 00:11:08,159 - It's pretty cool. 132 00:11:08,258 --> 00:11:09,025 Yeah. - Oh. 133 00:11:10,258 --> 00:11:11,226 - Here we go! 134 00:11:21,226 --> 00:11:22,291 I'm done with that! 135 00:11:50,191 --> 00:11:51,023 Come on. 136 00:11:52,424 --> 00:11:54,590 This is a cool spot, man. 137 00:11:56,823 --> 00:11:57,656 Oh yeah. 138 00:11:59,256 --> 00:12:01,323 This would be a good spot to look for it. 139 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,757 I wanna get up here, though. 140 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:05,423 - Oh, come on. 141 00:12:05,523 --> 00:12:06,989 - Yeah, help me up. 142 00:12:07,090 --> 00:12:08,190 Come on, help me up. 143 00:12:08,289 --> 00:12:10,256 Come on. 144 00:12:10,356 --> 00:12:12,490 You know, hold my foot, lift me up. 145 00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:13,856 Come on. 146 00:12:13,956 --> 00:12:14,856 Ready? One, two. 147 00:12:15,856 --> 00:12:16,989 Oh yeah. 148 00:12:17,090 --> 00:12:18,789 Oh yeah. 149 00:12:18,889 --> 00:12:20,224 Oh yeah. 150 00:12:20,323 --> 00:12:22,190 Oh, this is a good place to look. 151 00:12:22,289 --> 00:12:24,722 This is a good place to look. 152 00:12:24,822 --> 00:12:25,622 Oh yeah. 153 00:12:26,856 --> 00:12:28,023 Oh yeah. - Come on. 154 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,223 I'm wet and cold. 155 00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:30,288 Miserable. 156 00:12:31,022 --> 00:12:32,022 - Huh? 157 00:12:32,123 --> 00:12:33,255 I told you. 158 00:12:33,355 --> 00:12:34,988 Pack appropriately. 159 00:12:35,089 --> 00:12:36,089 Not that stuff. 160 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,355 - Yeah, well we'd be there by now 161 00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:38,689 if we didn't have to stop every five minutes 162 00:12:38,788 --> 00:12:39,821 for your nonsense. 163 00:12:39,921 --> 00:12:41,489 - You said you were gonna come on this trip for me. 164 00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:43,355 This is part of the deal, man. 165 00:12:43,455 --> 00:12:45,588 - No, I said no such thing about that. 166 00:12:45,688 --> 00:12:48,223 - We are on a camping trip and we're gonna have a fire 167 00:12:48,322 --> 00:12:49,255 and we're gonna have a tent 168 00:12:49,354 --> 00:12:50,421 and we're gonna make food tonight. 169 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:51,755 That's part of the deal, man. 170 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:55,188 No, it's not gonna be a fucking fire, man. 171 00:12:55,287 --> 00:12:56,089 - Come on up here. 172 00:12:56,188 --> 00:12:57,755 Come on up here, this is cool. 173 00:12:57,855 --> 00:12:58,855 Oh, Marty, this. 174 00:12:58,955 --> 00:12:59,755 Come on. 175 00:12:59,855 --> 00:13:01,421 I'm still trying to find our directions. 176 00:13:01,521 --> 00:13:02,621 I think you're going the wrong way. 177 00:13:02,721 --> 00:13:05,088 I think you're definitely going the wrong way, 178 00:13:05,188 --> 00:13:06,454 Marty. Oh. 179 00:13:15,188 --> 00:13:17,553 That might be the right way. 180 00:13:18,988 --> 00:13:20,420 That might be the right way. 181 00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:25,754 Help me down. 182 00:13:25,854 --> 00:13:27,121 Marty! 183 00:13:27,221 --> 00:13:28,353 I'm stuck! 184 00:13:31,154 --> 00:13:31,987 Ah. 185 00:13:36,686 --> 00:13:37,553 Ah! 186 00:13:43,452 --> 00:13:45,352 Marty, can you please help me, dude? 187 00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:50,319 Marty, what are you doing, man? 188 00:13:53,853 --> 00:13:55,919 Whoa, what's that? 189 00:14:09,818 --> 00:14:12,885 Can you at least help start a fire? 190 00:14:16,019 --> 00:14:16,885 Please? 191 00:14:16,986 --> 00:14:17,718 You'd be good at that. 192 00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:20,618 - What? 193 00:14:20,718 --> 00:14:22,451 - I said you're good at building a fire. 194 00:14:22,551 --> 00:14:24,284 You know about fire. 195 00:14:24,851 --> 00:14:26,685 - The fuck is that supposed to mean? 196 00:14:29,251 --> 00:14:30,418 - What do you think it means, man? 197 00:14:30,518 --> 00:14:31,885 You know about fires. 198 00:14:33,318 --> 00:14:35,318 It's kind of the reason we're out here. 199 00:14:36,851 --> 00:14:37,717 - Shut the up! 200 00:14:37,817 --> 00:14:39,052 - Okay. 201 00:14:39,152 --> 00:14:40,684 Okay. 202 00:14:40,784 --> 00:14:41,417 Chill out. 203 00:14:41,517 --> 00:14:43,052 This is a relaxing camping trip. 204 00:14:43,151 --> 00:14:44,350 This is part of the deal. 205 00:14:44,450 --> 00:14:45,751 You helped me set up camp. 206 00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:47,151 We have a cool time. 207 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:48,283 And if you're not gonna help me, 208 00:14:48,383 --> 00:14:50,417 I'm not gonna let you sleep in here with me. 209 00:14:53,816 --> 00:14:54,484 Oh my gosh. 210 00:14:54,584 --> 00:14:56,250 Where are the stakes, dude? 211 00:14:57,017 --> 00:14:58,583 I gave you the stakes bag. 212 00:15:02,051 --> 00:15:03,383 I have a stomach ache too, man. 213 00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:05,616 I shouldn't even be doing this with a stomach ache. 214 00:15:05,716 --> 00:15:08,017 You don't have a stomach ache. 215 00:15:08,118 --> 00:15:09,649 I have a bad stomach ache, dude. 216 00:15:10,917 --> 00:15:11,716 Oh. 217 00:15:15,150 --> 00:15:15,983 Oh. 218 00:15:20,016 --> 00:15:22,282 Yep. That ought to do it. 219 00:15:22,382 --> 00:15:23,682 That's gonna catch. 220 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:25,582 Definitely. 221 00:15:26,648 --> 00:15:27,449 Yep. 222 00:15:28,815 --> 00:15:29,648 Yep. 223 00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:34,448 Oh, I just gotta add. 224 00:15:37,348 --> 00:15:39,682 Oh, come on, man. 225 00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:42,281 Oh. 226 00:15:43,682 --> 00:15:45,015 Hold on, dude. 227 00:15:45,116 --> 00:15:45,882 It's gonna be... 228 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:49,182 Don't rush me. 229 00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,482 Just don't rush me. 230 00:15:52,849 --> 00:15:53,681 Oh, yeah. 231 00:15:55,614 --> 00:15:56,447 Oh yeah. 232 00:15:57,681 --> 00:15:58,614 Maybe you're not the only one 233 00:15:58,714 --> 00:16:01,247 who knows how to start a fire around here. 234 00:16:03,882 --> 00:16:04,714 Yes. 235 00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:13,881 Where's all the cardboard, Marty? 236 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:21,148 Oh yeah. 237 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:22,613 Oh yeah, look at that. 238 00:16:22,713 --> 00:16:23,314 Look at that. 239 00:16:23,414 --> 00:16:24,480 That's gonna catch. 240 00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,814 That's gonna catch. 241 00:16:30,680 --> 00:16:31,546 Yep. 242 00:16:33,546 --> 00:16:35,480 Is it, is it catching on your side? 243 00:16:36,848 --> 00:16:37,680 Marty? 244 00:16:38,848 --> 00:16:40,580 You should be helping. 245 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,114 Damn it. 246 00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:44,446 Oh yeah, this isn't so bad. 247 00:16:45,712 --> 00:16:47,413 You see my Jager Grail, right? 248 00:16:49,246 --> 00:16:50,246 You want a drink? 249 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:54,712 Mm. 250 00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:55,612 Mm. 251 00:16:56,813 --> 00:16:58,278 Hmm. 252 00:16:58,378 --> 00:17:00,278 I love my Jager Grail. 253 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,712 I was, I was wondering, 254 00:17:07,579 --> 00:17:10,012 I was thinking last night like, 255 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,678 you were in there for a long time 256 00:17:12,879 --> 00:17:14,678 and like, do they have... 257 00:17:15,213 --> 00:17:16,678 They have like, those cool weight benches 258 00:17:16,779 --> 00:17:19,213 with the big, those big heavy weights and stuff 259 00:17:19,312 --> 00:17:21,278 and like, anybody could use those? 260 00:17:22,678 --> 00:17:23,812 - Yes. 261 00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:25,846 - I didn't know that if I went in there, man, 262 00:17:25,946 --> 00:17:27,178 I would get ripped. 263 00:17:27,277 --> 00:17:28,611 It's like all I'd ever do, man. 264 00:17:28,712 --> 00:17:30,846 Just be, just... 265 00:17:30,945 --> 00:17:32,112 Mm. 266 00:17:32,212 --> 00:17:33,311 Mm. 267 00:17:33,411 --> 00:17:34,878 Getting ripped. 268 00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:36,178 And you probably... 269 00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:39,344 Did you, you probably took showers 270 00:17:39,444 --> 00:17:42,778 with like big guys with cool tattoos 271 00:17:42,878 --> 00:17:45,277 and scars and big penises and stuff? 272 00:17:46,643 --> 00:17:47,610 - Yes. 273 00:17:49,410 --> 00:17:51,243 - Can I do a little show for you? 274 00:17:51,343 --> 00:17:52,878 I'm gonna do a little show for you. 275 00:17:52,978 --> 00:17:53,878 I've been. Okay. 276 00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:00,778 Okay. 277 00:18:01,678 --> 00:18:02,510 Oh. 278 00:18:11,576 --> 00:18:12,409 Come on. 279 00:18:26,176 --> 00:18:28,976 Dude, they weren't even plugged in! 280 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:31,576 Oh. 281 00:18:35,809 --> 00:18:36,676 Oh. 282 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:40,110 Oh no. 283 00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:41,608 I had a little show. 284 00:18:41,709 --> 00:18:42,541 Hold on. 285 00:18:44,043 --> 00:18:44,876 Hold on. 286 00:18:48,743 --> 00:18:49,909 Hold on, Marty. 287 00:18:55,241 --> 00:18:56,241 Okay. 288 00:19:01,008 --> 00:19:02,274 Marty, can you hear this? 289 00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:03,175 Here we go. 290 00:19:03,274 --> 00:19:04,308 It's gonna start. 291 00:19:04,408 --> 00:19:05,608 Here we go, here we go. 292 00:19:08,742 --> 00:19:12,440 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 293 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:17,474 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 294 00:19:17,574 --> 00:19:21,775 ♪ Never did I wanna be here again ♪ 295 00:19:23,675 --> 00:19:24,675 Skipping. 296 00:19:25,608 --> 00:19:26,874 Skipping. 297 00:19:39,506 --> 00:19:41,506 Oh I know what I need. 298 00:19:42,506 --> 00:19:43,674 Mm. 299 00:19:43,774 --> 00:19:46,574 Ah. 300 00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:54,873 ♪ Jager enter my veins ♪ 301 00:19:54,973 --> 00:19:56,107 This is cool, dude. 302 00:19:56,207 --> 00:19:58,339 This is what I've been waiting for, dude. 303 00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:01,405 This is what I'm gonna miss about life. 304 00:20:04,973 --> 00:20:06,073 Oh yeah. 305 00:20:06,173 --> 00:20:07,006 Yeah. 306 00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:12,673 Check this out, Marty. 307 00:20:12,773 --> 00:20:14,106 Check this out. 308 00:20:14,206 --> 00:20:15,005 Oh. 309 00:20:16,773 --> 00:20:17,573 Oh. 310 00:20:18,673 --> 00:20:19,505 Oh. 311 00:20:20,905 --> 00:20:22,405 Oh. 312 00:20:22,505 --> 00:20:25,438 You know what this is from. 313 00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:26,371 Oh. 314 00:20:28,605 --> 00:20:29,437 Oh. 315 00:20:31,672 --> 00:20:32,538 Oh. 316 00:20:34,538 --> 00:20:35,404 Oh. 317 00:20:36,772 --> 00:20:38,739 ♪ Semen ♪ 318 00:20:38,839 --> 00:20:40,839 ♪ Semen ♪ 319 00:20:40,938 --> 00:20:46,071 ♪ Semen, semen ♪ 320 00:20:46,505 --> 00:20:49,971 ♪ I'm coming back again ♪ 321 00:20:50,071 --> 00:20:51,537 Here we go. 322 00:20:51,637 --> 00:20:55,071 ♪ I'm not the one who is so far away ♪ 323 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:58,871 ♪ When I feel the Jager into ♪ 324 00:21:06,104 --> 00:21:06,871 I lost it again. 325 00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:09,837 Dude, hold on. 326 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:14,670 ♪ I'm not the one who's so far away ♪ 327 00:21:14,770 --> 00:21:19,269 ♪ When I feel the Jager enter my veins ♪ 328 00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:29,070 I lost it again, dude, hold on. 329 00:21:29,169 --> 00:21:29,970 Oh. 330 00:21:30,937 --> 00:21:32,368 I got to go to bed. 331 00:21:32,470 --> 00:21:33,903 I got to go to bed. 332 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,936 Oh, I'm gonna sit right here. 333 00:21:37,036 --> 00:21:38,570 I'm gonna sit up. 334 00:21:38,670 --> 00:21:40,036 Oh. 335 00:21:40,136 --> 00:21:41,002 Oh. 336 00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:42,002 Thanks for coming, dude. 337 00:21:42,103 --> 00:21:43,268 This was... 338 00:21:43,368 --> 00:21:44,402 Thank you, dude. 339 00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:45,335 I needed this, man. 340 00:21:45,436 --> 00:21:47,036 I needed this so big time. 341 00:21:47,136 --> 00:21:48,769 I really need this, man. 342 00:21:48,869 --> 00:21:50,569 Oh yeah. 343 00:21:50,669 --> 00:21:51,836 Oh yeah. 344 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:52,836 I'm gonna go night. 345 00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,502 I'm gonna go night. 346 00:21:55,535 --> 00:21:56,802 Let's go to bed, Marty. 347 00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:58,736 Let's go to bed. 348 00:22:00,769 --> 00:22:01,535 Come on. 349 00:22:01,635 --> 00:22:02,435 Oh. 350 00:22:14,202 --> 00:22:15,234 Okay. 351 00:22:20,266 --> 00:22:22,434 This is gonna be amazing, dude. 352 00:22:22,534 --> 00:22:23,968 This is definitely it. 353 00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:24,901 Definitely. 354 00:22:29,668 --> 00:22:30,668 Oh dang. 355 00:22:33,067 --> 00:22:34,101 Dang. 356 00:22:34,201 --> 00:22:35,468 Oh. 357 00:22:35,568 --> 00:22:38,501 I told you, I told you, I told you. 358 00:22:40,934 --> 00:22:41,800 Oh. 359 00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:44,734 Oh. 360 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:48,600 Oh yes. 361 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:51,400 Oh. 362 00:22:52,433 --> 00:22:54,867 It's like that one Indiana Jones movie. 363 00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:00,299 Oh yeah. 364 00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:01,933 Look at this, dude. 365 00:23:02,033 --> 00:23:02,866 Here, look 366 00:23:02,966 --> 00:23:04,133 You're looking at this? 367 00:23:04,265 --> 00:23:05,232 Yeah. 368 00:23:14,033 --> 00:23:14,833 Oh yeah. 369 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:16,165 Oh, this is nasty. 370 00:23:16,264 --> 00:23:17,666 Oh, look, dude! 371 00:23:20,231 --> 00:23:21,264 - That's what you've been looking for? 372 00:23:21,365 --> 00:23:22,365 - Yeah. 373 00:23:24,199 --> 00:23:25,599 Chad Arlt's cousin did this. 374 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:27,998 Oh. 375 00:23:28,099 --> 00:23:29,665 Nasty! 376 00:23:29,765 --> 00:23:31,399 Nasty. 377 00:23:31,499 --> 00:23:32,298 Oh. 378 00:23:36,065 --> 00:23:38,965 Oh, this is raunchy! 379 00:23:41,798 --> 00:23:42,598 Look. 380 00:23:43,732 --> 00:23:44,565 Whoa! 381 00:23:51,964 --> 00:23:52,897 That was kind of cool. 382 00:23:55,465 --> 00:23:57,263 I mean, okay, I got. 383 00:23:57,364 --> 00:23:58,230 Okay, I got a better one. 384 00:23:58,331 --> 00:23:59,431 I got a better one. 385 00:24:00,664 --> 00:24:04,497 These are called Black Mambas. 386 00:24:12,297 --> 00:24:13,864 Watch yourself on this one, dude. 387 00:24:15,530 --> 00:24:16,864 Like plastic, dude. 388 00:24:16,963 --> 00:24:18,297 Everywhere. You ready? 389 00:24:18,397 --> 00:24:19,963 You should cover your ears too. 390 00:24:22,330 --> 00:24:23,730 This is big time. 391 00:24:25,163 --> 00:24:26,430 Here we go, dude. 392 00:24:26,530 --> 00:24:27,529 Oh! 393 00:24:33,297 --> 00:24:34,329 Well... 394 00:24:36,963 --> 00:24:38,296 Yeah, that kind of sucked. 395 00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:41,896 - Give me your Jager Grail. 396 00:24:41,995 --> 00:24:42,796 - What? 397 00:24:43,962 --> 00:24:45,563 - Just give it to me. 398 00:24:45,663 --> 00:24:46,496 - Why? 399 00:24:48,429 --> 00:24:49,529 - You drink Jager out of it, right? 400 00:24:49,629 --> 00:24:51,895 You named it your Jager Grail? 401 00:24:51,995 --> 00:24:52,895 - Yeah. 402 00:24:52,995 --> 00:24:55,196 - Well, are you gonna drink Jager ever again? 403 00:24:55,296 --> 00:24:56,628 Tomorrow? 404 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:58,129 Ever? 405 00:24:58,228 --> 00:24:59,562 - Well- - Come on. 406 00:24:59,662 --> 00:25:01,361 - That's my Jager Grail, dude. 407 00:25:02,162 --> 00:25:04,029 That's 45 bucks. 408 00:25:04,129 --> 00:25:05,161 - So? 409 00:25:05,261 --> 00:25:06,528 It doesn't matter. 410 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:12,861 - This is my Jager Grail, dude. 411 00:25:16,395 --> 00:25:17,661 What are you doing, dude? 412 00:25:20,195 --> 00:25:21,928 Whoa, what is that? 413 00:25:23,928 --> 00:25:25,361 - I made it. 414 00:25:25,461 --> 00:25:27,161 - Let me see that. 415 00:25:27,261 --> 00:25:28,061 I can tell you made it. 416 00:25:28,161 --> 00:25:30,661 It's got glue on it and stuff. 417 00:25:33,394 --> 00:25:34,195 It's heavy, dude. 418 00:25:34,294 --> 00:25:35,694 What is this, like a M-80? 419 00:25:37,094 --> 00:25:38,260 How many did you make? 420 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:39,227 - Three. 421 00:25:39,327 --> 00:25:40,893 One for now, two for later. 422 00:25:45,660 --> 00:25:46,494 - Whoa! 423 00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:11,493 Oh, you asshole. 424 00:26:16,792 --> 00:26:18,126 Oh. 425 00:26:18,226 --> 00:26:19,792 I thought that was gonna be hot. 426 00:26:22,826 --> 00:26:23,826 - That's the one. 427 00:26:23,926 --> 00:26:25,325 - What do you mean, the one? 428 00:26:26,193 --> 00:26:26,959 - You know. 429 00:26:28,193 --> 00:26:29,692 - Oh. 430 00:26:29,792 --> 00:26:31,193 - Show me. 431 00:26:31,292 --> 00:26:32,392 Let's practice. 432 00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:35,425 One, two, three, light. 433 00:26:35,525 --> 00:26:36,991 - My Jager Grail, dude. 434 00:26:39,725 --> 00:26:40,925 I... 435 00:26:41,025 --> 00:26:41,991 - Derek, show me. 436 00:26:42,092 --> 00:26:43,225 - Okay, I know, I know. 437 00:26:43,325 --> 00:26:44,126 I know. - Do you? 438 00:26:44,225 --> 00:26:45,193 - Yeah. 439 00:26:45,292 --> 00:26:46,725 - All right, one, two, three, light. 440 00:26:46,825 --> 00:26:48,126 - One, two, three, light. 441 00:26:48,225 --> 00:26:49,126 - Yeah. Show me. 442 00:26:49,225 --> 00:26:49,991 Oh yeah. 443 00:26:50,092 --> 00:26:50,858 One, two, three. 444 00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:51,758 Do it again. 445 00:26:51,858 --> 00:26:53,591 - One, two, three, light. 446 00:26:53,691 --> 00:26:55,524 - You got it? - One, two, three, light. 447 00:26:55,624 --> 00:26:57,758 - Yeah, one, two, three, light, one, two, three, light. 448 00:26:57,858 --> 00:26:58,491 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 449 00:26:58,591 --> 00:27:00,024 You sure? 450 00:27:00,125 --> 00:27:00,990 All right, yeah... 451 00:27:40,522 --> 00:27:41,989 Derek, what is this? 452 00:27:43,256 --> 00:27:44,489 - I'm peeing, Marty! 453 00:27:46,522 --> 00:27:47,989 - Derek, what the fuck is this? 454 00:27:51,689 --> 00:27:52,889 - What are you talking about? 455 00:27:52,988 --> 00:27:54,456 - These pink ribbons. 456 00:27:55,222 --> 00:27:56,355 What are they? 457 00:27:56,456 --> 00:27:58,722 - I don't know. The guy who owns this place, 458 00:27:58,822 --> 00:27:59,955 he put them on there. 459 00:28:00,056 --> 00:28:02,289 The DNR- 460 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:03,355 - The guy who owns the land put them here? 461 00:28:03,456 --> 00:28:04,755 I saw you put them on here. 462 00:28:04,855 --> 00:28:06,621 What the fuck are they? 463 00:28:06,722 --> 00:28:08,722 Is this so you can find your way back? 464 00:28:23,189 --> 00:28:26,787 - I put it there in case you wanted to find your way back. 465 00:28:27,588 --> 00:28:28,987 - Well, I'm not going back. 466 00:28:29,089 --> 00:28:31,022 - Well, I'm not going back. 467 00:28:31,122 --> 00:28:32,421 - Well then, take it off. 468 00:28:34,189 --> 00:28:35,221 - Fine. 469 00:28:37,387 --> 00:28:39,520 - I'll strangle the fuck out of you right now. 470 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:43,088 - You'll strangle me? 471 00:28:43,620 --> 00:28:46,754 If you strangle me, how are you gonna do it by yourself? 472 00:28:48,287 --> 00:28:49,253 - Do what? 473 00:28:52,654 --> 00:28:53,420 - You know. 474 00:28:54,253 --> 00:28:55,287 - Say it. 475 00:28:57,121 --> 00:28:58,420 - You still owe me money. 476 00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:01,486 - For what? - I paid your bail. 477 00:29:01,586 --> 00:29:03,319 The 700 bucks, and you said you'd pay me back. 478 00:29:03,419 --> 00:29:05,252 And if you don't go to your court thing, 479 00:29:05,352 --> 00:29:06,886 I'm not gonna get that back. 480 00:29:06,987 --> 00:29:08,486 - Well, I'm not going to court. 481 00:29:11,153 --> 00:29:12,820 - Well then you owe me money, man. 482 00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:15,219 - Okay. You don't get it. 483 00:29:15,319 --> 00:29:16,885 The money doesn't matter anymore. 484 00:29:16,986 --> 00:29:19,252 The fucking Jager Grail doesn't matter anymore. 485 00:29:19,352 --> 00:29:21,219 Nothing matters anymore. 486 00:29:22,819 --> 00:29:23,618 - I know that. 487 00:29:26,485 --> 00:29:29,252 It's still 700 bucks, though. 488 00:29:33,385 --> 00:29:34,120 Marty, what are you doing? 489 00:29:34,218 --> 00:29:34,986 That's my stuff! 490 00:29:35,087 --> 00:29:36,218 That's my stuff! 491 00:29:39,218 --> 00:29:40,152 Oh, cool. 492 00:29:40,251 --> 00:29:41,218 Cool. 493 00:29:41,318 --> 00:29:43,452 Break my $75 tent, plus my Jager Grail. 494 00:29:43,552 --> 00:29:45,152 That's like over a hundred bucks and the bail. 495 00:29:45,285 --> 00:29:46,652 You owe me like a thousand now. 496 00:29:46,751 --> 00:29:49,218 Good luck paying me back, you creepy felon, motherfucker. 497 00:29:49,318 --> 00:29:50,119 Don't you fight me! 498 00:29:50,218 --> 00:29:51,718 Don't you fight me! 499 00:29:51,818 --> 00:29:52,617 Ow! Fuck! 500 00:32:29,180 --> 00:32:30,879 Woo! 501 00:32:30,979 --> 00:32:32,412 Marty. 502 00:32:32,512 --> 00:32:33,946 Oh. 503 00:32:34,046 --> 00:32:35,013 Woo. 504 00:32:35,113 --> 00:32:35,946 Whoa! 505 00:32:47,913 --> 00:32:49,578 Look, dude. 506 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:50,578 We made it! 507 00:32:52,211 --> 00:32:53,378 The ocean. 508 00:32:55,578 --> 00:32:57,778 - No, this is the lake. 509 00:32:57,878 --> 00:32:59,179 - I know, just... 510 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:02,411 I just wanted to call it the ocean, man. 511 00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:03,878 Woo. 512 00:33:03,978 --> 00:33:05,477 - All right, well, let's do it. 513 00:33:07,211 --> 00:33:08,277 - Do what? 514 00:33:08,377 --> 00:33:10,243 Oh, wait, no, wait, wait. 515 00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:13,343 We're gonna do it on the beach. 516 00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:15,677 - Yeah, we're on the beach. 517 00:33:15,778 --> 00:33:16,544 Here we are. 518 00:33:16,644 --> 00:33:17,711 - No, no, no. 519 00:33:17,812 --> 00:33:18,977 On the beach. 520 00:33:19,078 --> 00:33:19,977 You promised. 521 00:33:21,811 --> 00:33:22,711 - Down there? 522 00:33:24,343 --> 00:33:26,410 No, what have we gotta go down there for? 523 00:33:31,044 --> 00:33:31,944 - Oh yeah. 524 00:33:32,044 --> 00:33:32,844 - Fuck. 525 00:33:36,509 --> 00:33:37,342 - Oh. 526 00:33:38,476 --> 00:33:39,643 Oh yeah,. 527 00:33:41,609 --> 00:33:42,476 Woo! 528 00:33:44,010 --> 00:33:46,744 Oh yeah. 529 00:33:46,843 --> 00:33:52,077 Oh yeah. 530 00:33:52,177 --> 00:33:53,976 Oh yeah. 531 00:33:58,676 --> 00:33:59,475 Oh yeah. 532 00:34:00,776 --> 00:34:01,608 Oh yeah. 533 00:34:06,676 --> 00:34:07,508 Oh yeah. 534 00:34:09,042 --> 00:34:09,876 Oh yeah. 535 00:34:12,341 --> 00:34:14,710 One last swim. 536 00:34:23,641 --> 00:34:24,507 Let's do it. 537 00:34:24,607 --> 00:34:25,441 Woo! 538 00:34:46,606 --> 00:34:47,407 Ah. 539 00:34:48,908 --> 00:34:49,774 Ah. 540 00:34:53,908 --> 00:34:54,741 Ah. 541 00:34:59,239 --> 00:35:00,273 Oh. 542 00:35:01,908 --> 00:35:02,708 Ohh. 543 00:35:06,607 --> 00:35:07,406 Ah. 544 00:35:24,707 --> 00:35:25,505 Ah, woo! 545 00:35:27,907 --> 00:35:30,505 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 546 00:35:30,606 --> 00:35:33,640 ♪ I'm going hungry, yeah ♪ 547 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,272 Come on, dude! 548 00:35:35,372 --> 00:35:37,372 Come on, one last swim! 549 00:35:38,205 --> 00:35:39,372 Oh, come on. 550 00:35:42,639 --> 00:35:43,472 Woo! 551 00:35:47,806 --> 00:35:49,173 It's freezing, dude! 552 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,471 Come on! 553 00:35:50,572 --> 00:35:51,371 Come on! 554 00:35:52,504 --> 00:35:53,906 Ah. 555 00:35:54,006 --> 00:35:54,806 Ah! 556 00:36:00,204 --> 00:36:01,204 Marty. 557 00:36:05,605 --> 00:36:06,404 Okay, man. 558 00:36:07,237 --> 00:36:08,771 You're missing it. 559 00:36:10,038 --> 00:36:11,604 You're missing out. 560 00:37:04,703 --> 00:37:05,536 Mm. 561 00:37:07,502 --> 00:37:08,368 Mm. 562 00:37:20,169 --> 00:37:21,201 Mm. 563 00:37:22,002 --> 00:37:22,835 Mm. 564 00:37:24,636 --> 00:37:25,502 Mm. 565 00:37:27,169 --> 00:37:28,802 Mm. 566 00:37:28,902 --> 00:37:29,702 Mm. 567 00:37:32,135 --> 00:37:32,968 Mm. 568 00:37:35,035 --> 00:37:35,868 Mm. 569 00:37:39,002 --> 00:37:39,835 Mm. 570 00:37:44,134 --> 00:37:44,935 Mm. 571 00:37:48,501 --> 00:37:49,367 Mm. 572 00:37:50,735 --> 00:37:51,568 Mm. 573 00:38:11,734 --> 00:38:12,534 Ha. 574 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:14,701 Ha. 575 00:38:40,533 --> 00:38:42,865 I was thinking about something cool last night. 576 00:38:47,099 --> 00:38:47,865 What if instead 577 00:38:52,099 --> 00:38:54,799 we get like, we get a crotch rocket? 578 00:38:54,899 --> 00:38:57,765 Like we buy a crotch rocket, like a really cool one? 579 00:38:57,865 --> 00:38:58,832 Whatever. 580 00:38:58,932 --> 00:38:59,865 And we both get on it. 581 00:38:59,965 --> 00:39:01,598 You can drive if you want. 582 00:39:01,699 --> 00:39:05,032 And then, and then I'll get on the back, 583 00:39:05,131 --> 00:39:06,799 and we just get in that sucker... 584 00:39:09,699 --> 00:39:10,898 Hoo. 585 00:39:10,998 --> 00:39:11,798 And we just go... 586 00:39:15,964 --> 00:39:20,165 Just like, like 150 miles an hour down the street 587 00:39:20,264 --> 00:39:23,431 and just whap right into a store or something. 588 00:39:25,264 --> 00:39:26,864 That might be really cool, dude. 589 00:39:29,798 --> 00:39:30,764 - Last Gatorade. 590 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:34,831 - Fine. Go for it. 591 00:39:37,764 --> 00:39:38,930 - No going back now. 592 00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:42,930 - I was also wondering, 593 00:39:44,464 --> 00:39:49,496 okay, do you know that if the police don't say, 594 00:39:51,530 --> 00:39:52,930 "you have the right to remain silent 595 00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:54,997 "and it can be used against you", 596 00:39:55,097 --> 00:39:56,195 like if they forget to say that 597 00:39:56,295 --> 00:40:00,630 or they didn't say that to you, then you're clear. 598 00:40:02,262 --> 00:40:03,463 - No, I'm guilty. 599 00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:10,929 - Okay. 600 00:40:11,962 --> 00:40:15,129 What if, and like, 601 00:40:15,228 --> 00:40:16,796 what if we just sit here for a little bit 602 00:40:16,896 --> 00:40:20,662 and then like this big ocean liner comes by 603 00:40:20,762 --> 00:40:22,929 and we just swim out there like mad, 604 00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:25,395 just huff it, jump on that sucker, 605 00:40:25,495 --> 00:40:28,429 and then just wherever it takes us, it takes us 606 00:40:28,529 --> 00:40:29,896 and we get like, change our names, 607 00:40:29,995 --> 00:40:33,162 get some cool new clothes, hang out with some cool chicks, 608 00:40:33,262 --> 00:40:34,662 and we've got like a whole new life. 609 00:40:34,761 --> 00:40:35,629 - I'm guilty. 610 00:40:41,661 --> 00:40:42,494 - Okay. 611 00:40:49,728 --> 00:40:52,161 That was pretty fucked up what you did, man. 612 00:40:52,294 --> 00:40:53,226 And I don't know. 613 00:40:54,461 --> 00:40:58,094 You know, Joe Domingo's dad used to work there, 614 00:40:58,193 --> 00:41:00,628 and he went the next day to help him clean up, 615 00:41:00,728 --> 00:41:05,694 and he said it was just like melted tire rubber everywhere. 616 00:41:07,560 --> 00:41:11,727 Like it melted into the sidewalk and into the streets 617 00:41:11,827 --> 00:41:14,794 and, and people who saw the fire that day said, 618 00:41:14,894 --> 00:41:18,027 it was like a mushroom cloud, just black. 619 00:41:18,126 --> 00:41:21,794 And, and that could probably, that probably somebody said 620 00:41:22,427 --> 00:41:24,660 like, put like a little new hole in the ozone layer. 621 00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:28,793 But anyway, that I, I can't believe you did that, man. 622 00:41:28,893 --> 00:41:30,326 Like, why would you do that? 623 00:41:33,293 --> 00:41:34,360 - I didn't mean to. 624 00:41:58,725 --> 00:42:02,225 - You don't think that we can go to hell for this, right? 625 00:42:02,325 --> 00:42:03,359 - No. 626 00:42:05,758 --> 00:42:06,591 - Why not? 627 00:42:09,092 --> 00:42:10,324 - Because hell doesn't exist. 628 00:42:10,425 --> 00:42:11,224 - Oh, come on, man. 629 00:42:11,324 --> 00:42:12,258 You don't know that. 630 00:42:12,358 --> 00:42:13,792 You don't know that. 631 00:42:13,892 --> 00:42:15,058 - I do. 632 00:42:15,159 --> 00:42:16,258 God told me. 633 00:42:17,324 --> 00:42:19,258 - Oh, come on, man. 634 00:42:20,224 --> 00:42:20,991 That doesn't... 635 00:42:21,091 --> 00:42:22,824 When did you see God? 636 00:42:22,924 --> 00:42:23,957 Did you see him in jail? 637 00:42:25,957 --> 00:42:26,857 - Mm-mm. 638 00:42:26,957 --> 00:42:29,924 When I was a kid, I was digging in my backyard 639 00:42:31,524 --> 00:42:33,957 and he was like way down there. 640 00:42:35,757 --> 00:42:37,424 - And you asked him that. 641 00:42:41,524 --> 00:42:42,424 - Yeah. 642 00:42:42,524 --> 00:42:45,223 And he told me, there's no hell. 643 00:42:49,190 --> 00:42:50,524 Mm-hmm. 644 00:42:50,624 --> 00:42:55,823 - Well, I don't know because I saw, I saw this documentary, 645 00:42:56,257 --> 00:42:58,623 like a real documentary on CBC. 646 00:42:58,723 --> 00:43:03,158 And this guy got in this sick car accident. 647 00:43:03,256 --> 00:43:04,289 So nasty. 648 00:43:04,389 --> 00:43:08,856 He was just like, oh, out. 649 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:11,356 But they still took him to the hospital 650 00:43:11,456 --> 00:43:15,157 and he was still just, eh, just totally out. 651 00:43:15,256 --> 00:43:17,855 And then like an hour later, he woke up, 652 00:43:17,955 --> 00:43:19,222 and they were like, "Oh, hey". 653 00:43:19,322 --> 00:43:20,322 And he's like, "Hey." 654 00:43:20,423 --> 00:43:21,222 And they're like, "Are you okay?" 655 00:43:21,322 --> 00:43:23,423 He said, "Where am I?" 656 00:43:23,522 --> 00:43:25,222 And they said, "You're at the hospital." 657 00:43:25,322 --> 00:43:27,289 And he said, "Whoa. 658 00:43:27,388 --> 00:43:29,822 "Because I thought I was still in hell." 659 00:43:29,922 --> 00:43:32,288 This guy he said for... 660 00:43:32,388 --> 00:43:33,488 He said it was like forever, 661 00:43:33,588 --> 00:43:36,522 but it was only an hour that he was in hell. 662 00:43:36,622 --> 00:43:40,988 And he said that it wasn't like burning and screaming. 663 00:43:41,089 --> 00:43:44,255 It was just like he was sad 664 00:43:44,355 --> 00:43:47,422 and everybody was sad and nervous. 665 00:43:48,355 --> 00:43:49,621 Can you imagine that? 666 00:43:51,055 --> 00:43:53,221 Being nervous forever? 667 00:43:57,688 --> 00:43:58,521 Oh. 668 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:02,320 - Are you ready? 669 00:44:04,088 --> 00:44:05,187 - Oh. 670 00:44:06,254 --> 00:44:07,521 - Come on. 671 00:44:07,621 --> 00:44:08,721 - Wait a second, wait a second. 672 00:44:08,820 --> 00:44:09,853 Just give me one second. 673 00:44:09,953 --> 00:44:11,387 Give me one second. 674 00:44:11,487 --> 00:44:13,121 Just give me one second, man. 675 00:44:13,220 --> 00:44:14,820 Just one more minute. 676 00:44:16,820 --> 00:44:17,620 Oh. 677 00:44:28,420 --> 00:44:29,820 I dunno if I can do it, man. 678 00:44:41,186 --> 00:44:42,386 I have a kid. 679 00:44:49,986 --> 00:44:54,020 And I-I didn't do any of the cool stuff before he was born. 680 00:44:54,120 --> 00:44:57,719 And I see you got this cool tattoo and I didn't get a tattoo 681 00:44:57,819 --> 00:45:02,119 and I didn't get a quad or snow machine or jet ski. 682 00:45:02,218 --> 00:45:03,119 And what am I supposed to say, 683 00:45:03,218 --> 00:45:06,119 "Hey Jeremy, I don't have $150 for you 684 00:45:06,218 --> 00:45:08,086 "because I got a tattoo." 685 00:45:08,185 --> 00:45:09,385 And you don't get it. 686 00:45:14,685 --> 00:45:17,751 And now he's got like a cool new dad 687 00:45:19,651 --> 00:45:22,751 who I don't even know his name 'cause he won't tell me. 688 00:45:22,851 --> 00:45:26,685 And he's got this, like cool "Fast and Furious" car 689 00:45:26,785 --> 00:45:28,184 that's like, lime green. 690 00:45:28,284 --> 00:45:31,085 And I know that Jeremy thinks that's cool, 691 00:45:31,184 --> 00:45:33,351 but Jeremy doesn't even tell me about that. 692 00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:41,184 And, and I just, 693 00:45:41,284 --> 00:45:45,316 I just got all this fucked up shit to say about him. 694 00:45:45,417 --> 00:45:47,316 Like, I don't know. 695 00:45:47,417 --> 00:45:49,884 I spanked him when he was six months old 696 00:45:49,985 --> 00:45:54,084 because I was frustrated and I didn't know what to do. 697 00:45:54,183 --> 00:45:55,216 That's why he's like that. 698 00:45:55,316 --> 00:45:57,950 And that's why Lynn is probably such total bitch 699 00:45:58,051 --> 00:45:59,483 and she won't ever let me see him. 700 00:45:59,583 --> 00:46:01,417 Even when it's my weekend, 701 00:46:02,483 --> 00:46:06,051 she'll take him 'cause it's like a cool trip 702 00:46:06,151 --> 00:46:07,250 or like practice, 703 00:46:07,350 --> 00:46:08,382 and I don't even know what practice is, 704 00:46:08,482 --> 00:46:10,482 she won't even tell me what practice means. 705 00:46:10,582 --> 00:46:11,382 And... 706 00:46:18,917 --> 00:46:19,749 I don't know. 707 00:46:20,849 --> 00:46:22,549 She just, she ripped me off. 708 00:46:23,916 --> 00:46:25,616 She just ripped me off, man. 709 00:46:29,382 --> 00:46:31,748 They all just fucking rip me off. 710 00:46:31,848 --> 00:46:34,416 Ah, ah. 711 00:46:36,050 --> 00:46:37,648 They rip me off, dude. 712 00:46:39,648 --> 00:46:41,883 Everybody just fucking rip me off! 713 00:46:44,348 --> 00:46:45,916 And I don't know. 714 00:46:46,015 --> 00:46:47,181 I don't know, man. 715 00:46:49,015 --> 00:46:49,847 I don't know. 716 00:46:50,882 --> 00:46:52,814 Oh. 717 00:46:52,915 --> 00:46:55,647 Ah, ah. 718 00:46:55,747 --> 00:47:00,781 Oh, oh, oh. 719 00:47:00,882 --> 00:47:02,547 Oh my gosh. 720 00:47:02,647 --> 00:47:04,480 Oh my gosh. 721 00:47:04,580 --> 00:47:07,380 Oh, oh. 722 00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:08,781 Oh. 723 00:47:08,882 --> 00:47:10,380 Oh, head's all... 724 00:47:11,847 --> 00:47:12,982 Thank you, man. 725 00:47:13,547 --> 00:47:15,914 I think I just needed to say some of that stuff. 726 00:47:18,148 --> 00:47:21,180 Thanks for listening to me and just talking me through that. 727 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,914 Oh, whoa. 728 00:47:24,947 --> 00:47:26,579 Yeah, I've been off. 729 00:47:27,148 --> 00:47:28,313 I've been off my meds for about a week, 730 00:47:28,414 --> 00:47:30,579 and I haven't felt like that in a long time. 731 00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:33,114 I just think I needed a good buddy to... 732 00:47:33,213 --> 00:47:35,081 Oh, to talk to. 733 00:47:35,179 --> 00:47:36,813 I feel stupid. 734 00:47:36,914 --> 00:47:38,847 I wrote, I wrote Jeremy... 735 00:47:40,279 --> 00:47:42,346 I don't know if you wrote anything, but I, 736 00:47:44,446 --> 00:47:45,646 I wrote him a letter. 737 00:47:50,846 --> 00:47:54,080 I should just, I should just make a video right now. 738 00:47:54,179 --> 00:47:55,779 That'd be a lot cooler. 739 00:47:55,880 --> 00:47:56,612 He'd like that. 740 00:47:58,779 --> 00:48:00,578 Tell him some of this cool stuff. 741 00:48:06,913 --> 00:48:07,946 What are you doing, man? 742 00:48:16,445 --> 00:48:17,278 Oh. 743 00:48:18,744 --> 00:48:19,577 Marty. Wait. 744 00:48:24,211 --> 00:48:25,245 Oh no. 745 00:48:27,879 --> 00:48:29,310 Oh. 746 00:48:29,411 --> 00:48:30,577 Oh, no, no, no, no. 747 00:48:33,045 --> 00:48:34,210 We shouldn't do this. 748 00:48:34,310 --> 00:48:36,078 We should not do this. 749 00:48:36,177 --> 00:48:37,477 - Hold still. 750 00:48:37,577 --> 00:48:38,711 - No. - Yeah. 751 00:48:38,812 --> 00:48:40,511 - Oh, you gotta listen to me, man. 752 00:48:40,611 --> 00:48:42,811 - No. - Marty, I'm cool now. 753 00:48:42,911 --> 00:48:43,944 - No. 754 00:48:44,045 --> 00:48:45,677 - No, no, no, I'm cool. 755 00:48:45,778 --> 00:48:46,944 I'm cool. 756 00:48:47,045 --> 00:48:47,978 I feel better. 757 00:48:48,078 --> 00:48:49,978 I think I feel better. 758 00:48:50,078 --> 00:48:51,778 - Yeah, you feel better now. 759 00:48:51,878 --> 00:48:54,276 But tomorrow you're gonna feel bad again. 760 00:48:55,744 --> 00:48:57,778 So just hold still. 761 00:48:57,878 --> 00:48:58,944 Hold tight. 762 00:49:01,044 --> 00:49:01,878 - Oh. 763 00:49:04,610 --> 00:49:05,443 Oh. 764 00:49:12,276 --> 00:49:13,910 Picture here. 765 00:49:14,010 --> 00:49:15,642 - Derek, look at me. 766 00:49:15,743 --> 00:49:17,475 Is that on good? 767 00:49:17,575 --> 00:49:18,642 - I dunno. 768 00:49:18,743 --> 00:49:19,542 - Derek! 769 00:49:19,642 --> 00:49:21,077 - I can't do it. 770 00:49:21,176 --> 00:49:22,509 I don't know. 771 00:49:22,609 --> 00:49:23,208 - Derek. No. 772 00:49:23,308 --> 00:49:24,843 Hey, we're doing this. 773 00:49:24,943 --> 00:49:25,810 We're doing this, okay? 774 00:49:25,910 --> 00:49:26,877 - I can't do it. 775 00:49:26,977 --> 00:49:28,143 - We're doing it. - I can't do it. 776 00:49:28,242 --> 00:49:29,642 - Yeah, we are. - I'm gonna throw up. 777 00:49:29,743 --> 00:49:31,109 - No you're not. - I'm gonna throw up. 778 00:49:31,208 --> 00:49:31,976 - No, we're doing it now. 779 00:49:32,076 --> 00:49:33,242 Come on. Come on. 780 00:49:39,442 --> 00:49:41,076 Derek, now! Let's go! 781 00:49:41,175 --> 00:49:42,608 - I can't do it! 782 00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,876 - Derek, come on! 783 00:50:01,174 --> 00:50:02,941 - Okay. Okay. 784 00:50:04,075 --> 00:50:05,841 - Alright. Got it. 785 00:50:09,241 --> 00:50:11,708 Derek, remember what we talked about. 786 00:50:11,808 --> 00:50:12,640 Derek. 787 00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:15,174 Derek. 788 00:50:15,273 --> 00:50:16,207 Look at me. 789 00:50:16,306 --> 00:50:18,075 You remember, okay? 790 00:50:18,173 --> 00:50:19,808 All right. All right. 791 00:50:19,908 --> 00:50:21,240 One, two, three, light? 792 00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:22,941 Okay. Okay, Derek. 793 00:50:23,041 --> 00:50:24,173 I'll tell you how we do it. 794 00:50:24,273 --> 00:50:25,675 One, two... 795 00:50:25,775 --> 00:50:26,540 Derek. 796 00:50:26,640 --> 00:50:28,041 Derek, come on. 797 00:50:28,141 --> 00:50:29,240 Derek. 798 00:50:29,340 --> 00:50:31,607 We're doing this now, okay? 799 00:50:32,306 --> 00:50:33,774 All right. 800 00:50:33,874 --> 00:50:34,974 No! 801 00:50:35,074 --> 00:50:36,240 No, Derek. - Okay. 802 00:50:36,340 --> 00:50:38,074 - One, two, three, light. 803 00:50:38,173 --> 00:50:39,173 Okay, okay. 804 00:50:39,273 --> 00:50:41,041 All right, I'll tell you how we do it. 805 00:50:41,141 --> 00:50:42,406 One, two... 806 00:50:42,506 --> 00:50:43,074 Derek. 807 00:50:43,173 --> 00:50:44,940 Derek, come on. 808 00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:46,041 Derek. 809 00:50:46,140 --> 00:50:47,205 We count on it. 810 00:50:47,305 --> 00:50:49,006 One, two, three, light. 811 00:50:49,106 --> 00:50:49,874 All right? 812 00:50:49,973 --> 00:50:51,339 All right? 813 00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:53,439 One, two, three, light. 814 00:50:54,839 --> 00:50:55,640 Derek. 815 00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:56,707 Get on here. 816 00:50:56,806 --> 00:50:57,706 Okay. 817 00:50:57,806 --> 00:50:59,873 One, two, three, light. 818 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:00,873 - Uh-huh. 819 00:51:00,973 --> 00:51:01,806 - Come on. 820 00:51:01,906 --> 00:51:03,706 One, two, three, light. 821 00:51:05,006 --> 00:51:06,239 Hey, one more. 822 00:51:07,338 --> 00:51:09,405 One, two, three, light. 823 00:51:10,706 --> 00:51:11,806 All right? 824 00:51:11,906 --> 00:51:12,906 - Okay. Okay. 825 00:51:13,006 --> 00:51:13,839 - Okay. 826 00:51:13,939 --> 00:51:16,505 One, two, three, light. 827 00:51:16,606 --> 00:51:17,706 Okay, Derek. 828 00:51:17,806 --> 00:51:19,072 Derek, you got it. 829 00:51:19,171 --> 00:51:20,838 All right. Okay. 830 00:51:20,938 --> 00:51:22,105 Derek, look at me. 831 00:51:22,204 --> 00:51:23,371 Okay. Okay. - Uh-huh. 832 00:51:23,471 --> 00:51:24,872 - I got you right here. 833 00:51:24,972 --> 00:51:26,972 Right here, all right. - Uh-huh. 834 00:51:27,072 --> 00:51:28,738 - Two, three, light. 835 00:51:29,772 --> 00:51:30,772 Okay? All right. 836 00:51:30,872 --> 00:51:31,638 You got it? 837 00:51:31,738 --> 00:51:32,504 Right here. 838 00:51:32,605 --> 00:51:33,605 Right here. 839 00:51:33,705 --> 00:51:34,437 Okay? 840 00:51:34,537 --> 00:51:36,105 One, two, three, light, right here! 841 00:51:36,204 --> 00:51:37,672 - Uh-huh. - All right. 842 00:51:37,772 --> 00:51:38,972 All right. 843 00:51:40,237 --> 00:51:41,071 Derek! 844 00:51:42,905 --> 00:51:43,938 This is what we're doing! 845 00:51:44,038 --> 00:51:45,104 One, two, three, light! 846 00:51:45,203 --> 00:51:46,203 You get it? - Uh-huh. 847 00:51:46,303 --> 00:51:47,104 - You get it? 848 00:51:47,203 --> 00:51:48,203 - Okay. Okay. - All right. 849 00:51:48,303 --> 00:51:49,904 One, two, three, light! 850 00:51:50,004 --> 00:51:51,071 Right here. 851 00:51:51,170 --> 00:51:52,237 Okay? - Uh-huh. 852 00:51:52,337 --> 00:51:53,671 - One, two, three, light, right here. 853 00:51:53,771 --> 00:51:54,404 - Uh-huh. 854 00:51:54,504 --> 00:51:56,038 - All right, here we go, buddy. 855 00:51:56,138 --> 00:51:56,971 - Uh-huh. 856 00:51:57,071 --> 00:51:57,837 - Come on, Derek. 857 00:51:57,937 --> 00:51:59,469 Come on, Derek! 858 00:51:59,570 --> 00:52:01,804 Right here, one, two, three, light! 859 00:52:01,904 --> 00:52:03,237 Pull it. 860 00:52:03,336 --> 00:52:05,837 I don't want to do it, please. 861 00:52:05,937 --> 00:52:07,169 Here, you are gonna do it. 862 00:52:07,269 --> 00:52:08,103 - I know. 863 00:52:08,202 --> 00:52:09,070 - Yeah. 864 00:52:09,169 --> 00:52:09,904 - One, two, three, light. 865 00:52:10,003 --> 00:52:10,904 I can do it. 866 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:11,904 I can do it. 867 00:52:13,137 --> 00:52:14,169 I can do it. 868 00:52:14,269 --> 00:52:15,771 - One, two... 869 00:52:15,870 --> 00:52:17,003 Right here! 870 00:52:17,103 --> 00:52:18,169 One... 871 00:52:18,269 --> 00:52:19,503 Derek, get up! 872 00:52:20,703 --> 00:52:21,836 Get up. 873 00:52:24,736 --> 00:52:26,037 Okay. - Okay. 874 00:52:26,137 --> 00:52:27,037 I can do it! 875 00:52:27,137 --> 00:52:28,070 I can do it! 876 00:52:28,169 --> 00:52:29,836 I can do it! 877 00:52:35,168 --> 00:52:37,803 - One, two, three, light. 878 00:52:44,136 --> 00:52:45,268 - I'm sorry! 879 00:52:46,869 --> 00:52:48,069 I can't do it! 880 00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,468 I can't do it! 881 00:52:51,769 --> 00:52:53,069 - Derek! 882 00:53:01,234 --> 00:53:02,267 Derek. 883 00:53:04,167 --> 00:53:05,200 Derek? 884 00:53:08,467 --> 00:53:09,300 Derek! 885 00:53:20,801 --> 00:53:21,634 Derek! 886 00:53:30,233 --> 00:53:31,266 Derek! 887 00:53:52,134 --> 00:53:53,166 Derek. 888 00:57:30,258 --> 00:57:31,190 - With a record like yours, 889 00:57:31,291 --> 00:57:35,025 you might get out in four, four and a half. 890 00:57:35,125 --> 00:57:36,558 - Fine. 891 00:57:36,659 --> 00:57:37,492 Good. 892 00:57:39,325 --> 00:57:40,392 - What? 893 00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:42,958 - I'll do 10. 894 00:57:43,058 --> 00:57:45,658 Should probably just stay in there. 895 00:57:45,758 --> 00:57:46,824 - Since when? 896 00:57:48,624 --> 00:57:50,025 - I'm guilty. 897 00:57:50,125 --> 00:57:52,091 - What aren't you telling me? 898 00:57:52,191 --> 00:57:53,491 What don't I know? 899 00:57:55,691 --> 00:57:56,491 Okay. 900 00:57:57,324 --> 00:57:59,791 Hey, just go in and stand there. 901 00:57:59,891 --> 00:58:01,724 Don't say anything. 902 00:58:03,124 --> 00:58:04,290 I'm not representing you up there. 903 00:58:04,391 --> 00:58:06,224 I'm representing me. 904 00:58:06,324 --> 00:58:07,658 I've got one last trick, 905 00:58:07,758 --> 00:58:09,890 and I don't want you fucking up my life too. 906 00:58:11,357 --> 00:58:12,590 - What trick? 907 00:58:18,190 --> 00:58:19,790 - Because of your attorney's... 908 00:58:19,890 --> 00:58:21,157 How should I put this? 909 00:58:21,257 --> 00:58:24,189 Familiarity with the Supreme Court's interpretation 910 00:58:24,289 --> 00:58:27,623 of MCL 750.72. 911 00:58:27,723 --> 00:58:29,289 She's found for you what the public 912 00:58:29,390 --> 00:58:33,323 derisively refers to as the proverbial loophole. 913 00:58:33,423 --> 00:58:36,356 Based on defense counsel's compelling argument. 914 00:58:36,456 --> 00:58:37,689 I'm left with no choice, 915 00:58:37,789 --> 00:58:40,223 but to grant a dismissal of both counts of arson 916 00:58:40,323 --> 00:58:41,889 and one count of trespassing. 917 00:58:43,622 --> 00:58:45,689 Now, to remind you, young man, 918 00:58:45,789 --> 00:58:47,822 you're still on probation from earlier, 919 00:58:47,922 --> 00:58:49,555 unrelated convictions. 920 00:58:50,689 --> 00:58:54,756 Accordingly to my dismay, the dismay of the victims, 921 00:58:54,856 --> 00:58:58,988 and quite frankly, to the dismay of society as a whole, 922 00:58:59,088 --> 00:59:01,188 the defendant is free to leave. 923 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,921 Thank you, Your Honor. 924 00:59:03,022 --> 00:59:04,788 - This court is in recess. 925 00:59:04,888 --> 00:59:06,222 - What? 926 00:59:06,322 --> 00:59:08,554 - All rise. - The thing. 927 00:59:08,655 --> 00:59:09,455 - Who? 928 00:59:10,188 --> 00:59:11,454 - Shh. 929 00:59:11,554 --> 00:59:12,188 Quiet. 930 00:59:12,288 --> 00:59:13,755 - I'm guilty. 931 00:59:13,855 --> 00:59:14,721 I'm guilty. 932 01:00:13,953 --> 01:00:16,185 - Hey Dad, I'm right here. 933 01:00:24,686 --> 01:00:25,519 Dad. 934 01:00:37,718 --> 01:00:38,551 Dad. 935 01:00:41,351 --> 01:00:42,652 Dad, wake up. 936 01:00:42,752 --> 01:00:43,551 Come on. 937 01:00:50,884 --> 01:00:53,784 - It smells like shit in here. 938 01:00:56,784 --> 01:00:58,351 Are you still here? 939 01:00:59,318 --> 01:01:01,052 - I got off. 940 01:01:01,151 --> 01:01:02,717 - Dumb fucks. 941 01:01:02,817 --> 01:01:03,884 Pull the plug. 942 01:01:07,019 --> 01:01:08,717 Pull the goddamn plug! 943 01:02:23,447 --> 01:02:27,814 ♪ Found release locked away ♪ 944 01:02:27,915 --> 01:02:32,081 ♪ No values anymore ♪ 945 01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:37,314 ♪ Nowhere to turn, wasted away ♪ 946 01:02:37,414 --> 01:02:39,447 ♪ Build it up high ♪ 947 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:41,780 ♪ The further to fall ♪ 948 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:43,914 ♪ Right down on you ♪ 949 01:02:44,015 --> 01:02:46,948 ♪ Wasting away ♪ 950 01:04:07,710 --> 01:04:08,543 - Hey, Dad. 951 01:04:10,610 --> 01:04:11,610 - What? 952 01:04:12,911 --> 01:04:14,777 - How you feeling? 953 01:04:14,878 --> 01:04:16,377 - Like shit. 954 01:04:17,210 --> 01:04:19,044 - Can I show you something? 955 01:04:19,143 --> 01:04:21,044 - Where's my milk? 956 01:04:21,143 --> 01:04:22,077 - Oh, it's on the top, 957 01:04:22,176 --> 01:04:23,610 but you already drank it at nine o'clock 958 01:04:23,710 --> 01:04:28,143 and you're not supposed to have it before you go to bed, so. 959 01:04:28,243 --> 01:04:30,044 I have this videotape I really want to show you. 960 01:04:30,143 --> 01:04:31,343 - What? 961 01:04:32,743 --> 01:04:33,810 - It's this thing I did. 962 01:04:33,910 --> 01:04:36,276 Well, Derek and I did it. 963 01:04:36,377 --> 01:04:38,944 We went on this really cool camping trip- 964 01:04:39,044 --> 01:04:41,342 - Is he, is he your boyfriend? 965 01:04:43,743 --> 01:04:47,175 - He's just really cool guy that I'm friends with. 966 01:04:49,110 --> 01:04:50,976 He's my best friend. 967 01:04:51,076 --> 01:04:54,609 And he's got this kid named Jeremy who's like really cool. 968 01:04:54,708 --> 01:04:59,309 But, you know, like, I just made it. 969 01:04:59,409 --> 01:05:00,175 It's about a minute long. 970 01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:01,475 - What is it? 971 01:05:01,575 --> 01:05:02,541 - Here. 972 01:05:02,642 --> 01:05:05,142 Just, I think, I think I could be in trouble for it. 973 01:05:05,242 --> 01:05:06,675 - For what? 974 01:05:06,776 --> 01:05:07,441 - Well just watch. 975 01:05:07,541 --> 01:05:09,308 It's just a, it's just a minute. 976 01:05:12,274 --> 01:05:13,441 Come on, Dad. 977 01:05:13,541 --> 01:05:14,708 - Who the hell are you? 978 01:05:33,042 --> 01:05:34,942 - Can I help you? 979 01:05:35,042 --> 01:05:36,207 - Hey. 980 01:05:36,307 --> 01:05:40,574 Yeah, I was wondering if there was someone, 981 01:05:40,674 --> 01:05:44,674 or if it's okay that maybe I could talk to someone 982 01:05:44,775 --> 01:05:49,774 about something that was weird that I saw. 983 01:05:51,507 --> 01:05:54,207 - Are you here to see someone in particular? 984 01:05:54,307 --> 01:05:57,439 - Like a cop or a police officer? 985 01:06:04,573 --> 01:06:05,439 Hey. 986 01:06:07,206 --> 01:06:08,606 - What can I help you with? 987 01:06:11,373 --> 01:06:16,473 - Actually, I just kind of just want to look around. 988 01:06:16,573 --> 01:06:17,806 Is that okay? 989 01:06:17,906 --> 01:06:18,740 - Excuse me. 990 01:06:18,840 --> 01:06:20,107 - Do you know Derek Skiba? 991 01:06:20,206 --> 01:06:21,107 - Me? 992 01:06:21,206 --> 01:06:22,505 No, I don't know. 993 01:06:22,605 --> 01:06:24,906 - Is there a Derek Skiba in your system? 994 01:06:25,007 --> 01:06:27,272 Like a missing person? 995 01:06:28,271 --> 01:06:30,505 - Do you know his middle name or his address? 996 01:06:35,006 --> 01:06:35,840 - No. 997 01:06:59,105 --> 01:07:00,337 I don't see anyone in here. 998 01:07:00,437 --> 01:07:01,872 Do you know his date of birth? 999 01:07:02,805 --> 01:07:04,038 - I didn't know... 1000 01:07:04,137 --> 01:07:06,137 I don't know him well. 1001 01:07:07,204 --> 01:07:08,371 He's from here. 1002 01:07:08,471 --> 01:07:10,804 Can you maybe just check one more time? 1003 01:07:12,137 --> 01:07:14,337 - How does this concern you? 1004 01:07:14,437 --> 01:07:18,738 - I, I thought I just heard about a guy who is named that, 1005 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:22,269 and now he's missing, and I... 1006 01:07:22,370 --> 01:07:23,971 It's just a little fucked up that you guys 1007 01:07:24,071 --> 01:07:25,137 don't know anything about it, but- 1008 01:07:25,236 --> 01:07:27,336 - Do you want to file a missing persons report? 1009 01:07:30,604 --> 01:07:32,004 - No. 1010 01:07:32,104 --> 01:07:32,903 I... 1011 01:07:34,870 --> 01:07:36,604 I'm sure, I'm sure he's fine. 1012 01:07:39,703 --> 01:07:44,303 But like, I wouldn't be in trouble if, 1013 01:07:44,403 --> 01:07:48,004 if I were to find him or see him or anything, right? 1014 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:51,737 - Sounds like we need to file a missing person's report. 1015 01:07:53,937 --> 01:07:56,535 - Yeah, maybe. 1016 01:07:58,069 --> 01:07:59,302 Wait. 1017 01:07:59,402 --> 01:08:02,103 Well just put it in the report or whatever it is 1018 01:08:02,202 --> 01:08:03,936 that his name is Derek Skiba. 1019 01:08:04,036 --> 01:08:04,902 - Just give me one second. 1020 01:08:05,003 --> 01:08:05,869 Let me go get someone. 1021 01:08:05,969 --> 01:08:10,402 - Or, well, I mean, if you don't. 1022 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,868 - Okay, can I start with your name? 1023 01:08:55,133 --> 01:08:56,133 - Is everything cool? 1024 01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:59,266 It's okay if I tell you some stuff? 1025 01:08:59,367 --> 01:09:00,501 - Let's start with your name. 1026 01:09:00,601 --> 01:09:02,166 - Great. Because he works at 1027 01:09:02,266 --> 01:09:03,300 First Federal Mortgage. 1028 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:05,034 He does like paperwork things- 1029 01:09:05,133 --> 01:09:07,001 - Your name, please. 1030 01:09:07,101 --> 01:09:08,332 Do you have an I.D.? 1031 01:09:10,265 --> 01:09:11,867 - Hey, do you have an I.D.? 1032 01:09:14,567 --> 01:09:15,900 - I did. 1033 01:09:17,232 --> 01:09:19,533 But this is all, this, it's more about, you know- 1034 01:09:19,634 --> 01:09:22,567 - So you know someone who hasn't been seen in a while? 1035 01:09:22,667 --> 01:09:26,634 How long and when was this person last seen? 1036 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:30,799 - I, I don't really know him that well. 1037 01:09:30,899 --> 01:09:32,132 I just... 1038 01:09:33,100 --> 01:09:35,966 I heard that some people around here 1039 01:09:36,066 --> 01:09:37,599 that were talking about him- 1040 01:09:37,699 --> 01:09:40,566 - What is your name? 1041 01:09:44,198 --> 01:09:45,264 - Martin. 1042 01:09:46,264 --> 01:09:51,398 J-A-C-K-I-T-A-N-S-K-Y. 1043 01:09:58,231 --> 01:09:59,398 Jackitansky. 1044 01:10:03,865 --> 01:10:05,198 - Marty, right? 1045 01:10:05,999 --> 01:10:06,798 - Yeah. 1046 01:10:07,698 --> 01:10:09,431 - The tire shop? - Yeah. 1047 01:10:09,531 --> 01:10:11,832 - You can't come here for bullshit like this. 1048 01:10:13,098 --> 01:10:13,898 - What? 1049 01:10:13,998 --> 01:10:15,798 - Leave. Now. 1050 01:10:18,098 --> 01:10:21,130 - Look, I have this- 1051 01:10:21,230 --> 01:10:22,498 - Go! 1052 01:10:23,031 --> 01:10:25,897 - Okay, look, I know, but I-I just, 1053 01:10:25,998 --> 01:10:27,197 you should take a look at it. 1054 01:10:27,297 --> 01:10:29,597 - I will have you professionally escorted. 1055 01:10:30,697 --> 01:10:31,664 - Okay, I'm... 1056 01:10:31,764 --> 01:10:32,664 I'll go. 1057 01:10:32,764 --> 01:10:35,797 But please, somebody has to at least look at this. 1058 01:10:35,897 --> 01:10:38,162 Just look at the fucking tape! 1059 01:10:45,863 --> 01:10:46,763 Do you want to- 1060 01:10:46,863 --> 01:10:47,896 - Go! 1061 01:10:51,896 --> 01:10:52,730 Out. 1062 01:11:57,594 --> 01:11:58,427 - Hi. 1063 01:11:59,226 --> 01:12:00,394 What are you up to? 1064 01:12:00,494 --> 01:12:03,293 - Why do have a shovel? 1065 01:12:04,126 --> 01:12:05,494 - Sandcastles. 1066 01:12:06,293 --> 01:12:08,494 - Are you going to the beach? 1067 01:12:08,594 --> 01:12:10,126 - I think so. 1068 01:12:10,226 --> 01:12:11,494 My name is Marty. 1069 01:12:11,593 --> 01:12:12,960 Is yours Jeremy? 1070 01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:13,860 - Yes. 1071 01:12:13,960 --> 01:12:14,893 - Yeah. 1072 01:12:14,994 --> 01:12:16,827 Yeah, I know your dad. 1073 01:12:16,927 --> 01:12:18,360 - You do? 1074 01:12:18,460 --> 01:12:19,060 - Yeah. 1075 01:12:19,159 --> 01:12:21,593 And he's a really cool guy. 1076 01:12:21,693 --> 01:12:22,827 A great guy. 1077 01:12:22,927 --> 01:12:23,627 My best friend. 1078 01:12:23,727 --> 01:12:24,560 - Where is he? 1079 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:26,493 - Your dad? 1080 01:12:26,593 --> 01:12:27,426 - Yeah. 1081 01:12:29,293 --> 01:12:31,760 - I haven't seen him in a while. 1082 01:12:31,859 --> 01:12:33,726 I think he's in Florida. 1083 01:12:33,826 --> 01:12:35,225 - Why? 1084 01:12:35,326 --> 01:12:37,792 - Well, I don't know, I think he just 1085 01:12:39,125 --> 01:12:40,426 wanted to think about some things. 1086 01:12:40,525 --> 01:12:42,326 Just needed some time alone. 1087 01:12:42,425 --> 01:12:43,792 Some dads are like that. 1088 01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:46,525 - Is your dad in Florida, too? 1089 01:12:48,158 --> 01:12:49,492 - Well, he's probably, 1090 01:12:49,592 --> 01:12:52,626 probably gonna go there soon, I think. 1091 01:12:53,525 --> 01:12:54,359 - Why? 1092 01:12:55,292 --> 01:12:56,224 - I don't know. 1093 01:12:56,325 --> 01:12:58,359 People just go to Florida sometimes. 1094 01:12:58,459 --> 01:13:00,725 - Are you going to Florida too? 1095 01:13:03,224 --> 01:13:05,025 - Not anymore. 1096 01:13:05,124 --> 01:13:07,058 Not yet, anyway. 1097 01:13:07,191 --> 01:13:09,124 I'm going to a place that I used to live at. 1098 01:13:09,224 --> 01:13:10,224 - The beach? 1099 01:13:11,092 --> 01:13:12,791 - No, after that. 1100 01:13:12,891 --> 01:13:16,491 It's a place where they give you pancakes on Thursday. 1101 01:13:16,591 --> 01:13:17,424 - Cool. 1102 01:13:18,758 --> 01:13:20,424 - Yeah, it's pretty cool. 1103 01:13:21,791 --> 01:13:24,558 It's a lot easier in there than it is out here. 1104 01:13:25,524 --> 01:13:26,358 - How long? 1105 01:13:27,358 --> 01:13:28,824 - How long am I gonna live there? 1106 01:13:28,924 --> 01:13:29,724 - Yes. 1107 01:13:31,091 --> 01:13:32,924 - Probably forever. 1108 01:13:33,024 --> 01:13:34,291 And then I'll go to Florida. 1109 01:13:34,391 --> 01:13:38,924 Hey, look, Jeremy, I gotta give you something, okay? 1110 01:13:39,024 --> 01:13:40,590 - Okay. - All right. 1111 01:13:40,690 --> 01:13:43,223 You know, just don't tell your mom, all right? 1112 01:13:43,323 --> 01:13:46,155 Just hide that in your closet or whatever. 1113 01:13:46,256 --> 01:13:48,890 - This like a million dollars? 1114 01:13:48,990 --> 01:13:51,155 - It's almost a thousand. 1115 01:13:52,390 --> 01:13:55,223 And here, this is from your dad. 1116 01:13:55,956 --> 01:13:57,956 He wrote it for you. 1117 01:13:58,056 --> 01:13:59,956 Same thing, just hide it in your closet. 1118 01:14:00,056 --> 01:14:01,023 Wherever. 1119 01:14:01,122 --> 01:14:02,990 Just keep it safe. 1120 01:14:03,090 --> 01:14:04,689 You can read it when you're older. 1121 01:14:05,823 --> 01:14:06,589 - What is it? 1122 01:14:06,689 --> 01:14:08,723 Is it funny? 1123 01:14:08,823 --> 01:14:09,689 - I don't know. 1124 01:14:09,789 --> 01:14:10,589 Maybe. 1125 01:14:10,689 --> 01:14:12,589 I didn't open it. 1126 01:14:12,689 --> 01:14:16,322 Just make sure you hide it with the other stuff, all right? 1127 01:14:17,689 --> 01:14:19,022 - Okay. 1128 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,356 - Can I help you? 1129 01:14:23,222 --> 01:14:24,755 - He gave me money. 1130 01:14:24,855 --> 01:14:25,688 - What? 1131 01:14:27,155 --> 01:14:29,155 Why are you talking to my son? 1132 01:14:29,255 --> 01:14:32,388 Get inside, Jeremy, now. 1133 01:14:32,488 --> 01:14:33,321 - Sorry. 1134 01:14:34,255 --> 01:14:35,822 I'm friends with Derek. 1135 01:14:35,922 --> 01:14:36,755 - What? 1136 01:14:38,722 --> 01:14:39,655 You know know Derek? 1137 01:14:40,955 --> 01:14:42,154 Do you... 1138 01:14:42,254 --> 01:14:43,254 Do you see him? 1139 01:14:44,321 --> 01:14:46,588 - I, not really. 1140 01:14:46,688 --> 01:14:47,755 Not anymore. 1141 01:14:47,854 --> 01:14:48,688 - Where is he? 1142 01:14:51,388 --> 01:14:54,288 You know, he can't just stop answering his phone. 1143 01:14:54,388 --> 01:14:56,621 He owes us a lot of fucking money. 1144 01:14:56,721 --> 01:14:59,520 And if he thinks he can run away, I will fuck him up. 1145 01:14:59,621 --> 01:15:03,454 I will absolutely fuck that guy up. 1146 01:15:04,121 --> 01:15:06,287 - I will give him that message if I see him. 1147 01:15:06,387 --> 01:15:09,187 - You should, you should give him a call. 1148 01:15:09,287 --> 01:15:10,253 - What? 1149 01:15:10,354 --> 01:15:11,654 - Call him now. 1150 01:15:12,953 --> 01:15:14,053 - With what? 1151 01:15:14,153 --> 01:15:15,786 - Your fucking phone, dumb ass. 1152 01:15:15,886 --> 01:15:16,621 - I don't have a phone. 1153 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:17,487 - Oh bullshit! 1154 01:15:17,587 --> 01:15:18,120 - I, I don't. 1155 01:15:18,220 --> 01:15:19,020 I don't... 1156 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,720 Whoa, seriously? 1157 01:15:20,820 --> 01:15:21,620 - Give it to me! 1158 01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:22,987 Give it to me! - I don't have a phone. 1159 01:15:23,087 --> 01:15:24,053 - Martel! 1160 01:15:24,153 --> 01:15:24,920 - No, I- 1161 01:15:25,020 --> 01:15:25,820 - Oh really? Oh, really? 1162 01:15:25,920 --> 01:15:26,686 - Stop it. 1163 01:15:27,853 --> 01:15:29,419 Stop! - Yeah. 1164 01:15:29,519 --> 01:15:30,319 Martel! 1165 01:15:31,186 --> 01:15:32,886 This fucking guy knows Derek! 1166 01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:34,052 - No, I... 1167 01:15:34,152 --> 01:15:34,920 - Give me your phone. 1168 01:15:35,019 --> 01:15:36,620 Give me your phone. 1169 01:20:18,176 --> 01:20:19,209 - Whoa! 1170 01:20:22,475 --> 01:20:23,442 Oh gosh. 1171 01:20:23,542 --> 01:20:24,742 Get away. 1172 01:20:24,843 --> 01:20:25,609 Get away. 1173 01:20:25,709 --> 01:20:26,508 Come on. 1174 01:20:29,077 --> 01:20:30,108 Oh. 1175 01:20:30,977 --> 01:20:31,810 - Are you gonna... 1176 01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:32,709 Get out. 1177 01:20:32,810 --> 01:20:34,375 Everybody back out. 1178 01:21:55,539 --> 01:21:57,707 - "Dear, Jeremy. 1179 01:21:57,807 --> 01:21:59,672 "I love you. 1180 01:22:02,706 --> 01:22:05,172 "Always know that 1181 01:22:06,739 --> 01:22:11,404 "I did not do anything 1182 01:22:14,371 --> 01:22:18,872 "because of anything 1183 01:22:20,072 --> 01:22:24,371 "you that, you did." 73094

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