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This is for you.
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You got me a present?
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Yeah. You invested all
that money in the gym.
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You saved my ass.
You're co-owner now.
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You deserve something.
Come on. Open it!
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A key.
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That unlocks the front door so you
can come and go whenever you want.
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I know what a key does.
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Where's my present?
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That is the present.
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You're so funny.
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No, it's full access. I want you
to think of the gym as your own.
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I gave you $20,000.
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I do think of it as my own.
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Oh, and check this out.
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Your new desk.
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Oh, look at this. It's so tiny.
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Oh, look.
I can put my key on it,
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and use it as a key chain.
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Yeah, it is kind of small.
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All right, well,
how about this?
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How about, whoever gets here
first can use the big desk.
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Well, today, I got here five
minutes before you, so...
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We'll start tomorrow.
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Okay, let's go tell
Ali what's happening.
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So, Ali, kind of big news.
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Barb has bought into the gym.
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She is now a co-owner with me,
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and we'll be running
things together.
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Did you get fired?
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Because you peed in the shower?
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You peed in the shower?
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It's not a big deal.
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It might be the biggest
deal I've ever heard.
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Oh, come on.
This is a gym, not a restaurant.
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Barb and I are now co-owners,
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and that means we're co-bosses,
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and that means you have to
listen to both of us, okay?
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Is that what it means?
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Don't ask her.
I'm still your boss.
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Is that true?
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Okay, let's just move on.
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- Oh, hey, honey.
- Hi, Mom.
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Hi.
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Hey! That's my old desk
from kindergarten.
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What are you guys doing here?
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I messed up my schedule. I got to go
to UCLA to register for my classes.
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Matthew, Ritchie can't stay here.
I'm working.
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Well, I can't take him with me.
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Look, I can't leave Barb alone
at the gym. It's her first day.
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She hasn't even gone
through orientation.
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I have to orient her.
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Women only, key goes under the plant,
don't pee in the shower.
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Got it.
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Take Ritchie. I'll be fine.
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Besides, it'll give me
time to organize my desk
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and put away my
Scooboby Doo lunchbox.
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Okay, fine.
But if anything comes up,
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you just call me,
all right? Ritchie!
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Come on, sweetie pie.
I'm going to take you home.
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- Okay.
- Okay, call me.
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I'm going to need February off.
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Personal reasons.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Guys, if you're coming
over for dinner,
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you've got to give
me more notice.
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To give you time
to hide the boxes?
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I only use that as a base, and then
I add my own secret ingredients.
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Pepper.
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We need to borrow
your overnight bag.
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Oh, we've been divorced three years.
Get your own luggage.
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Fine. Hang your own
Christmas lights.
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It's in Matthew's room.
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What do you need it for?
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Our trip. Richard won't tell me
where we're going.
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He's so romantic.
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Yeah, he is.
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I remember once he took me away on
vacation, he wouldn't tell me where.
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It was camping.
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With his parents.
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In Death Valley.
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Yeah. Before that trip,
they used to call it Happy Valley.
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Camping? Is that
where we're going?
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No, don't tell me. Is it?
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No, I want to be surprised.
Is it?
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Don't tell me.
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I'm going to go say
good-bye to Ritchie.
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So when are you
guys going away?
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No, don't tell me.
Okay, tell me.
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Friday.
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Friday? What...
what am I supposed to do with Ritchie?
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Matthew's busy,
I've got to stay with Barb at the gym,
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I've been cooking all day,
I'm almost out of pepper.
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This isn't a good time
for you to go away.
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It's too late to cancel.
You knew about this.
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Fine. Okay,
I guess I'll figure it out.
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Where you guys going anyway?
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So the bag's in Matthew's room?
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Richard, come on.
I won't ruin the big surprise.
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Where you guys going?
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Somewhere up north.
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Yeah? Napa?
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Monterey?
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Are you taking her to
the Big Sur Ranch?
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The place where we
went on our honeymoon
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and every anniversary?
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The Big Sur Ranch?
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Is that the ranch near Big Sur?
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- Richard!
- All right!
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We're going to
the Big Sur Ranch.
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Wh-- What? That's the place where
we consecrated our marriage.
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That's the church
of our marriage.
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You're taking your girlfriend
to our sacred marriage church?
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Why do you care?
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We're not married anymore.
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Remember the lawyers?
The arguments?
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"I can't live like this anymore!"
"We're growing apart."
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"That mustache doesn't help!"
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And you said some things, too.
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Okay, fine. Go. Whatever.
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But when you're there,
may you think of nothing else
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but the time we
spent there together.
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May you look into
New Christine's eyes
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and see only me.
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Are you putting a curse on me?
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Right. If I had
that kind of power,
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I'd be four inches taller
and a million dollars richer.
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Oh, and I'd do something
about war, too, I guess.
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Maybe I would end it.
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Mmm! Macaroni and pepper.
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Hey, so did you sign up
for the premed course?
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Yup. And, on my first day,
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they're going to give
me a heart listener
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and one of those
ear looker things.
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- So when do you start?
- Next week.
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Are you kidding me?
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No.
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What's wrong with your face?
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Richard's going away,
and Barb's just starting at the gym.
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What am I supposed
to do with Ritchie?
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Well, we talked about hiring a nanny.
What's wrong with that?
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I'm not ready for that.
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I don't want some stranger coming into
my house to take care of my kid--
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some woman named... Angela.
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Pretty soon, Ritchie's going to be
calling for Angela in his sleep.
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"I like Angela's
macaroni and cheese."
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"Angela's good at math."
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I hate Angela.
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Well, don't blame Angela.
She's just doing her job.
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I hate the way she judges me.
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Come on. She's a nice girl.
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I don't trust her.
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There's no Angela, right?
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No.
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Oh, my God!
Richard, this is amazing!
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Yeah. Isn't it?
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A fireplace. And a round bed!
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I've always wanted to
sleep on a round bed.
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Or even an oval one.
I love new shapes.
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Ooh, and a hot tub!
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Is that an octagon?
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Do you feel like a
glass of champagne?
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I am way ahead of you.
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I love it here. This is going
to be the best vacation ever.
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Thank you, baby.
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You're welcome.
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I'm starving.
Let's order some food.
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Okay.
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Oh, yeah.
Get a couple of shrimp cocktails.
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We are going to
have the best time.
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Uh... What... what is that?
That's not our regular music.
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Oh, Barb thought it
would pick up the mood.
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What was wrong with the mood?
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Barb said it was crap.
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She's honest.
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Way better than our old boss,
don't you think?
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'Cause I think
she was a drinker.
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You do know
I'm your old boss, right?
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Yes.
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You're sitting at my desk.
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Our desk.
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Remember whoever gets here
first gets the big desk?
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That was the deal.
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Yeah. A deal's a deal,
so enjoy.
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Hey, you've been pretty busy.
I noticed you've moved
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all the equipment around,
and you brought in a plant
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and you changed the music.
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Oh, yeah.
I couldn't stand it anymore.
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That old music
was so depressing,
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the stereo tried to
jump out the window.
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Yeah. Yeah.
Unfortunately, though,
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the old music was
provided by the company,
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and as such,
we are contractually obliged to play it.
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So... it's your second day.
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Please, don't worry about,
you know?
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You're bound to make mistakes.
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The new music is also
from the company.
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As such.
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I found it in the back
with these T-shirts,
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two wine glasses and a bra.
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Yeah. That was from our
grand opening party.
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This is a woman's-only gym.
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Very much so.
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But, look, if you want me to
put the old music back, I will.
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No, no, no. It's fine.
It's fine, you know?
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I'm just saying that
I wish you had asked me
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before you changed
everything around.
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I'm sorry. You weren't here.
I didn't think it was a big deal.
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But next time, I'll ask.
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Thank you.
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I'll still be with you a lot of a time,
and, and so will Mommy,
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but some of the time,
you'll be with the nanny.
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But, you know what, Bud?
We're gonna pick that nanny together,
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and if you don't like any of the
ones we interview, you can say no.
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No.
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Okay. Good job.
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I am so late.
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Okay, Ritchie, honey, Uncle Matthew's
gonna meet the nannies with you,
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and then if you like any of them,
Mommy's gonna meet them
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and then we can make the decision
together. Okay. I love you, Bud.
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I'm so late.
I gotta get to work. Bye.
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I like her.
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Let's keep looking for
someone who cleans.
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I really love it here.
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This is the best vacation
I've ever been on.
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Please don't lie to me.
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Okay. It would be better
if we could have sex.
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Or, technically,
if you could have sex.
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I don't know what's
going on with me.
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I was sure after the
hike and the shower
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and the Pay Per View movie
something would happen, but...
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It didn't.
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I know, Christine. I was there.
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It doesn't matter.
We're here together.
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This is the best vacation ever.
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For me, too.
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Those movies were dirty, huh?
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Yes!
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Damn it.
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Oh, God.
I've got to join a gym.
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Christine, why don't you
just take the big desk?
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No.
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We have a deal.
Whoever gets here first.
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It's obviously weirdly
important to you.
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You take the desk.
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Oh, mother.
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So, Ali and I want to talk
to you about something.
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Oh. You and Ali have
something to talk to me about.
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Now, suddenly,
there's you and Ali.
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Ali, can you come
in here, please?
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What is that?
252
00:12:55,445 --> 00:12:57,946
Did you have an
intercom installed?
253
00:12:57,947 --> 00:12:59,364
It's on your phone.
254
00:12:59,365 --> 00:13:02,115
You just press the INT button.
255
00:13:02,577 --> 00:13:05,937
Oh, I thought that
was the Internet.
256
00:13:08,166 --> 00:13:11,786
No wonder no one ever
gets my e-mails.
257
00:13:13,421 --> 00:13:15,672
Hey, Al,
tell Christine your idea.
258
00:13:15,673 --> 00:13:18,258
Oh. My cousin's
roommate has a friend
259
00:13:18,259 --> 00:13:20,928
who knows the guy who takes
care of Tom Hanks's dogs.
260
00:13:20,928 --> 00:13:23,138
So, I was thinking,
with his help,
261
00:13:23,139 --> 00:13:25,098
we could break into his house,
and we...
262
00:13:25,099 --> 00:13:27,599
No. No.
263
00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:33,250
The, the, the other idea,
about the gym.
264
00:13:34,150 --> 00:13:36,359
Oh, right.
265
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,988
I was thinking,
to increase membership,
266
00:13:38,988 --> 00:13:40,655
maybe we could
offer a deal where,
267
00:13:40,656 --> 00:13:43,451
if you get a friend to sign up,
you get a month free,
268
00:13:43,451 --> 00:13:47,245
and if you get two friends to sign up,
you get two months free,
269
00:13:47,246 --> 00:13:48,872
and if you get three
friends to sign up...
270
00:13:48,873 --> 00:13:50,582
She gets it. She gets it.
271
00:13:50,583 --> 00:13:52,959
Just show her,
show her the flyer.
272
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:56,030
We call it
"Better Body Buddies."
273
00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,343
Can I be honest?
274
00:14:01,344 --> 00:14:03,511
I don't love it.
275
00:14:03,512 --> 00:14:05,597
Did you even read it?
276
00:14:05,598 --> 00:14:08,225
Can I be honest? No.
277
00:14:09,685 --> 00:14:13,313
Ali, can you give me a
minute with Christine?
278
00:14:13,314 --> 00:14:15,984
It was nice working with you.
279
00:14:20,404 --> 00:14:22,822
What's going on?
That's a good idea.
280
00:14:22,823 --> 00:14:25,492
I mean, do you have something
against making more money?
281
00:14:25,492 --> 00:14:27,368
Because money is good.
282
00:14:27,369 --> 00:14:29,913
Look it up on the Internet.
283
00:14:36,211 --> 00:14:39,673
No, I don't have something
against making money. Okay?
284
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:43,009
I do, however,
have something against a program
285
00:14:43,010 --> 00:14:45,762
that rewards people
for being popular.
286
00:14:45,763 --> 00:14:47,472
Okay? No. No.
287
00:14:47,473 --> 00:14:49,891
What if you don't have
any friends to refer?
288
00:14:49,892 --> 00:14:51,559
Okay? You get nothing.
289
00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:54,812
What is this,
like junior high school?
290
00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:58,192
No, I'm afraid I'm going to have
to use my veto power on this one.
291
00:14:58,192 --> 00:15:00,943
Oh, wait. Wait a minute.
You said we were partners.
292
00:15:00,944 --> 00:15:02,528
Yeah. We are.
293
00:15:02,529 --> 00:15:06,657
But I'm the senior partner,
and you're the junior partner.
294
00:15:06,658 --> 00:15:09,908
I'm the majority
and you're the...
295
00:15:14,541 --> 00:15:16,792
Well...
296
00:15:16,793 --> 00:15:19,293
Finish it.
297
00:15:21,256 --> 00:15:23,716
I will not.
298
00:15:23,717 --> 00:15:26,594
Oh, come on, Christine,
you said we were co-owners.
299
00:15:26,595 --> 00:15:30,223
Well, on paper, but I started
this business. It's mine.
300
00:15:30,223 --> 00:15:33,727
Of course I have a bigger say about
what does on here than you do.
301
00:15:33,727 --> 00:15:35,686
You know,
I was really excited about this.
302
00:15:35,687 --> 00:15:39,273
I thought, this is a chance to create
something wonderful with my friend,
303
00:15:39,274 --> 00:15:41,483
but I see that we have
really different ideas
304
00:15:41,484 --> 00:15:43,569
about what this is
supposed to be.
305
00:15:43,570 --> 00:15:45,571
I feel like I'm a
pretty good boss.
306
00:15:45,572 --> 00:15:48,072
You're not my boss.
307
00:15:48,491 --> 00:15:50,617
I invested a lot of
money in this business.
308
00:15:50,618 --> 00:15:53,037
I expect to be a real partner.
309
00:15:53,038 --> 00:15:55,538
Well, can I be honest?
310
00:15:59,669 --> 00:16:02,169
What a baby.
311
00:16:02,630 --> 00:16:05,130
Ooh, I get the big desk.
312
00:16:08,534 --> 00:16:11,037
It was great
meeting both of you.
313
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:13,413
And, Ritchie, if you decide
on the trumpet, let me know.
314
00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:15,207
I'll bring you to my
orchestra rehearsal.
315
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:17,000
And I'd love you to come
back and meet Ritchie's mom.
316
00:16:17,001 --> 00:16:20,171
Okay. I'll bring some of that
blueberry buckle I was talking about.
317
00:16:20,171 --> 00:16:22,671
It won a prize.
318
00:16:24,300 --> 00:16:26,384
It was a pleasure
meeting you, Ritchie.
319
00:16:26,385 --> 00:16:27,636
Hope to see you soon.
320
00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:28,845
Au revoir.
321
00:16:28,846 --> 00:16:30,388
Do you remember
what that means?
322
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:32,889
Good-bye.
323
00:16:36,437 --> 00:16:38,563
Okay, you had to
have loved her.
324
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:40,857
Musician, yoga teacher,
pastry chef.
325
00:16:40,858 --> 00:16:42,901
Unless you can fly,
and turn raindrops into chocolate,
326
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,778
we're not gonna do any better.
327
00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:46,029
What do you think?
328
00:16:46,030 --> 00:16:48,530
We can do better.
329
00:16:57,458 --> 00:16:58,583
Good morning.
330
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,501
How are you feeling?
331
00:17:00,502 --> 00:17:02,420
So much better.
332
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:05,257
I really think all I needed
was a good night's sleep.
333
00:17:05,257 --> 00:17:07,757
Oh, thank God.
334
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,802
Not that I wasn't
having a good time.
335
00:17:09,803 --> 00:17:11,262
I'm fine either way.
336
00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,763
But thank God.
337
00:17:14,308 --> 00:17:15,808
Come back to bed.
338
00:17:15,809 --> 00:17:18,269
I will. But first
I have a surprise for you.
339
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:20,770
Ooh. I love surprises.
340
00:17:22,608 --> 00:17:25,108
Oh, Lord.
341
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:27,236
I found it in the
overnight bag.
342
00:17:27,237 --> 00:17:30,407
I know you were saving it for a present,
but I thought we needed it now.
343
00:17:30,407 --> 00:17:32,158
That's Old Christine's
old nightie.
344
00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:36,179
She must have left it
in the overnight bag.
345
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,956
Eww.
346
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:41,668
Eww. Get it off. Get it of.
347
00:17:41,710 --> 00:17:43,753
Get it off! Richard! Richard!
348
00:17:43,754 --> 00:17:46,534
- Help me!
- Okay. Okay. Okay.
349
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:49,925
It's okay, it's okay.
350
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:53,013
Okay. It's okay. Okay. Okay.
351
00:17:53,013 --> 00:17:55,513
It's okay. Okay.
352
00:17:57,225 --> 00:18:01,021
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have brought you here.
353
00:18:01,021 --> 00:18:04,733
What? No? It's great.
354
00:18:05,859 --> 00:18:08,611
This is the best vacation ever.
355
00:18:08,612 --> 00:18:11,112
You can stop saying that.
356
00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:15,403
What's happening?
Why is it so bad?
357
00:18:17,037 --> 00:18:19,955
I wasn't gonna tell
you this, but...
358
00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:24,168
this is where I came with
Christine on our honeymoon.
359
00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,919
W hat?
360
00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:27,796
Why would you bring me here?
361
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:29,590
I don't know.
I'm, I'm on their mailing list
362
00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:32,551
and they sent me a thing
for a third night free.
363
00:18:32,552 --> 00:18:36,638
So I thought,
"Great, there's a $200 savings."
364
00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:38,182
Maybe you could have
saved even more money
365
00:18:38,183 --> 00:18:41,935
and just slept with me
at your ex-wife's house.
366
00:18:41,936 --> 00:18:44,980
I don't know.
I don't think I'd be able to perform.
367
00:18:44,981 --> 00:18:47,481
Oh. I get it.
368
00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:49,985
Look, please don't read
anything into this.
369
00:18:49,986 --> 00:18:52,614
All I wanted to do was
surprise you with a nice trip,
370
00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:55,283
have sex, eat,
save a couple of bucks.
371
00:18:55,283 --> 00:18:57,783
That's it.
372
00:19:03,207 --> 00:19:05,167
You're an idiot.
373
00:19:05,168 --> 00:19:07,938
That's all I'm trying to say.
374
00:19:15,052 --> 00:19:17,387
Oh, Barb. You're back.
375
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:21,588
I just came to get my
laptop and my $20,000.
376
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:24,686
Come on, Barb,
don't be like that.
377
00:19:24,687 --> 00:19:26,104
Why are you so mad at me?
378
00:19:26,105 --> 00:19:28,064
Because you were
petty and close-minded
379
00:19:28,065 --> 00:19:30,066
and you didn't like
any of my ideas.
380
00:19:30,067 --> 00:19:33,069
I don't like anybody's
ideas unless they're my own.
381
00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,570
That's my thing.
382
00:19:35,823 --> 00:19:38,033
It's cute on me.
383
00:19:38,034 --> 00:19:41,369
The only thing that'll be cute on
you right now are tire tracks.
384
00:19:41,370 --> 00:19:43,870
Oh, Barb!
385
00:19:45,416 --> 00:19:47,459
Sorry. I'm mad at you.
386
00:19:47,460 --> 00:19:49,794
I came here and tried
to improve this place.
387
00:19:49,795 --> 00:19:51,796
I thought that's why you were
excited to have a partner
388
00:19:51,797 --> 00:19:53,548
so we could build a
business together.
389
00:19:53,549 --> 00:19:55,216
Well, I was excited
to have a partner.
390
00:19:55,217 --> 00:19:56,968
I do want to build a business.
391
00:19:56,969 --> 00:20:00,388
Then what's wrong? I mean why
do you treat me like the help?
392
00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:03,058
I feel like everything is changing,
you know,
393
00:20:03,058 --> 00:20:05,351
and not just here--
at home, too.
394
00:20:05,352 --> 00:20:09,772
Matthew's ditching me to
become a stupid doctor.
395
00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:14,323
And Angela's trying to
take Ritchie away from me.
396
00:20:14,611 --> 00:20:18,791
You mean Angela,
the nanny who doesn't exist?
397
00:20:19,033 --> 00:20:20,575
Yeah, that's right.
398
00:20:20,576 --> 00:20:23,412
Wasn't Angela the name of
your imaginary neighbor
399
00:20:23,412 --> 00:20:25,912
who was stealing your mail?
400
00:20:27,166 --> 00:20:29,625
Oh, that's interesting.
401
00:20:29,626 --> 00:20:32,876
Isn't Angela also
your mom's name?
402
00:20:34,506 --> 00:20:38,051
I'm starting to
see a pattern here.
403
00:20:38,260 --> 00:20:40,136
Look, crazy lady,
404
00:20:40,137 --> 00:20:42,346
you're missing the whole point.
405
00:20:42,347 --> 00:20:45,891
If I'm your partner, I could do
half the work if you'd let me,
406
00:20:45,892 --> 00:20:49,104
and if I do half the work,
then you won't need an Angela
407
00:20:49,104 --> 00:20:51,397
because you can take
care of Ritchie
408
00:20:51,398 --> 00:20:56,878
and have time left over to--
please, God-- get some therapy.
409
00:21:00,031 --> 00:21:01,824
No nanny.
410
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,201
Oh, my God.
411
00:21:04,202 --> 00:21:07,037
You've just solved
all my problems.
412
00:21:07,038 --> 00:21:11,375
Sweetie, that doesn't begin
to solve all your problems.
413
00:21:11,376 --> 00:21:14,212
Oh, partner, you love me.
414
00:21:14,212 --> 00:21:16,005
You really need help.
415
00:21:16,006 --> 00:21:18,506
You love me.
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