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I've left dinner for you and
Ritchie on the kitchen counter.
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Where?
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Right there.
Menu-- a 20.
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That's a five.
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And a coupon
for carpet cleaning.
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Just figure it out.
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Christine, you have got
to clean your bathroom.
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The mold on your showerhead
just gave me the finger.
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Hello.
Hi.
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Hi!
Hey.
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Okay, I'm glad
you guys are here.
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Can't wait to get there.
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Oh, you love weddings, too?
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No, I hate weddings,
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but I love getting dressed up
and I'm breaking in a new bra.
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I should have
worn a bra.
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I'm not going
to let that ruin my mood.
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Really? No bra?
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I got more support under here
than the troops in Iraq.
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Hey, so who's
getting married?
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Our old college friend Ben.
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So what do we know
about the bride?
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Claire, right?
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Yeah. Well, Ben's great.
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I'm sure she's great.
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I hope she's not prettier
than me.
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Yeah, nothing worse
than a wedding
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where the bride outshines
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the bitter drunk lady
in the back.
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I don't like that.
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Come on. Let's get going.
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They're having a champagne
reception before the ceremony.
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Hey, we should pick
a designated driver.
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Odd finger out?
Yeah.
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Whoa, whoa, what about me?
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(all laugh)
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What? What, I can go to
a wedding without drinking.
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I've done that before.
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When?
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Uncle Duddy's wedding.
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You were an eight-year-old
flower girl.
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I didn't have a drink
and I didn't wear a bra.
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It was was such
a beautiful ceremony.
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When her dad walked her up
there, I totally lost it.
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Their vows were sweet,
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but I thought
it was a little tacky
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they used tongues
during the kiss.
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You didn't think it was tacky
when you shouted,
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"That's what I'm talking
about!"?
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Okay, drunkies,
here's our table.
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All right, let's see,
who did they put us with?
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Oh, no.
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No!
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Uh! Not a chance.
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I can't find my card.
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You might want
to check table six.
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You guys made it.
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Ben! There he is!
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Oh, hey!
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My God, Christine,
you look fantastic.
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Oh, please.
Your hair got smaller
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and you stopped dressing
like Pat Benatar.
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(laughs)
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Yeah, I don't miss those
black pleather pants.
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God, at the end of college,
I had to powder up
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to get in those babies.
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Barbara Jean--
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"BJ."
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Benjamin Michael-- "B.M."
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Dude, you look great.
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Dude, so do you.
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(affected voice):
It's in the hole.
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Cinderella story,
come out of nowhere.
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What are they doing?
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Oh, it's from Caddyshack.
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We used to watch it
a lot in college.
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Oh, in college
we watched Titanic.
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(as Kate Winslet):
"I'm so cold, Jack."
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You should rent it.
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Uh, Ben, this is my girlfriend
New Christine.
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Hi, I loved your wedding.
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I love all weddings.
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Except my dad's
second wedding.
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My mom crashed it...
with her car.
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Well, there's no chance
of that happening here.
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My parents are dead.
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They were hit by a car
at a wedding.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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He's kidding, sweetie.
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You ass!
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(Christine laughing)
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Pretty funny. We were sued.
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I gotta go get another drink.
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(clears throat)
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Claire.
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These are my friends
from college
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I was telling
you about.
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This is Richard.
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He's got a license
to kill gophers.
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Oh, Caddyshack. Yay.
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Great to meet you, though.
Thanks so much for coming.
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And this is Christine.
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Hi. Oh, what a great wedding.
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You look so beautiful.
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Oh, thank you.
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So, this is Christine.
The famous Christine.
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The best friend,
the perfect woman.
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The one he can't stop talking
about even when he's asked to.
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Hi, I'm Barb.
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Oh, "B.J."
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I haven't been called that
since college
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for lots of reasons.
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Well, Ben tells me
you're an amazing singer.
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Oh, I don't know
about amazing.
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I used to get up at open mike
night back in college.
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You know, people seemed
to like it.
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Standing ovations.
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You have to sing something
with the band later.
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That would be classic.
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Oh, I really don't do that
anymore.
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I'm kind of retired.
I understand.
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All right, I'll do it.
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By the way,
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that giant gift
over there,
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that's from me.
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In case the card falls off.
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Okay.
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Oh, shoot!
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I left your gift at home,
and it was so good, too.
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Mm. Well, Ben loves
your presents.
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He still wears that Jackson
Browne T-shirt you got him...
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all the time,
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even when he's asked not to.
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We should go say hello
to my family.
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Okay.
Okay.
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I'll catch
you guys later.
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Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh...
Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh...
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Okay.
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(laughs)
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Wow, she did not like you.
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Right? I know.
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What the hell
was that all about?
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Ben always had
a thing for you.
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She probably feels
a little threatened.
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Oh, God, do I look that good?
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No.
No.
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Come on.
Let's go get a drink.
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Yeah, go ahead and drink.
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I'll be here to pick up the
pieces, get you home safe.
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God, why do I always
have to be the grown-up?
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I am quickly falling out of love
with this new bra.
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(phone rings)
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Hello.
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Matthew, I forgot
the wedding gift.
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Listen, I need you to call
Ali and get her to come over
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and watch Ritchie
and you can bring it to me.
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What wedding gift?
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The chocolate fountain.
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It's in a big box
on the kitchen counter.
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Where is it?
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Just bring it.
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I'm sober
and I'm not in the mood.
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This is such
a beautiful event.
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I love the place settings
and the flowers.
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It's a perfect size
for a wedding.
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Not too big, not too small.
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What would you call this,
medium?
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I guess.
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What kind of weddings
do you like?
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Short ones.
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I don't really think
about weddings.
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Yeah, me, neither.
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Be a shame to drive
into this wedding.
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What can I get for you?
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Club soda.
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Boy, there are
a lot of drinkers
here tonight, huh?
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I mean, I'm not judging.
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It's just sad.
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Well, I think everyone's
just having a good time.
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It's a... wedding.
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Champagne, please.
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(mouthing)
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So, listen, Claire,
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I am picking up some
major weirdness
between us,
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and I really want
to reassure you
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that Ben and I were
just friends.
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That is it, really.
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I'm sure he hasn't
had a single thought
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about me in 15 years.
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He married you.
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Can't we be friends?
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And before you answer,
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remember, you got
a great gift coming.
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With a really funny card.
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Um, there are these two cows
on a racquetball court...
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(laughs)
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No, no. Wait till you see it.
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I don't want
to ruin it, but...
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Uh, I'm sorry.
It's a big day
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and I'm a little wound up.
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Yeah.
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It's just, he talks about you
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in such glowing terms.
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I... I guess I made you out
to be a threat,
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but now that I've met you, I...
I actually feel a lot better.
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Oh.
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Yeah, see? I'm just
a regular girl.
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I put my comfortable underwear
on one leg at a time.
209
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Although, actually,
today I accidentally put
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two legs through one hole
'cause I was driving, but...
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I'm actually feeling
so much better.
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Oh, good, good, yeah.
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Did you see that?
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I'm telling you,
if I had been drinking,
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it would have gone
a whole different way.
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I would have offended her
or spilled something on her
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and then, I don't know,
made out with her.
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Are guys always this ugly
at weddings?
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Ugh!
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Hey.
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I got tired of waiting, so
I snagged a couple of prime ribs
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off that table over there.
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00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,904
The bride and groom's table?
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00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,339
Yeah. They never eat
at their own wedding.
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Mmm!
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It's so good.
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Definitely the best thing
about a wedding.
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So you do think about weddings?
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What?
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Well, earlier you said
you never think about weddings,
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but now you're saying
you like to eat at weddings,
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so you've obviously thought
about that.
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00:10:26,059 --> 00:10:30,230
Yeah, I like to eat at weddings,
I like to eat at funerals,
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I like to eat in my car.
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I like to eat.
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What are we talking about?
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Nothing. You don't have
to freak out.
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I just want to know
where you stand on weddings.
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I don't really stand anywhere.
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I've been married,
I had a wedding
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and kind of glad
to be done with it.
242
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Oh.
243
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That's all I wanted to know.
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I love you.
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00:11:04,865 --> 00:11:06,700
(as Bill Murray):
It's in the hole.
246
00:11:10,437 --> 00:11:11,939
So she doesn't hate you?
247
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,274
No. I am telling you, Barb,
I totally turned it around.
248
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,810
Not drinking at a wedding
is amazing.
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My senses are sharper,
I can make quick decisions--
250
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I'm like a freakin' ninja.
251
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:27,187
Hey, that sounds good.
I'm gonna have a kamikaze.
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00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,124
(glass clinking)
253
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,426
Excuse me, everyone, if
I can have your attention?
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Uh, first I'd like to say,
255
00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,899
uh, whoever stole our steaks,
we're going to find you.
256
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,038
I'm serious. Not cool.
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00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,077
Second...
there are so many people
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who helped make tonight
the special night it is.
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But mainly, I'd like to thank
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the woman I love,
the girl of my dreams.
261
00:11:58,085 --> 00:12:00,453
I can't wait to begin
my life with her.
262
00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,089
I love you, Christine.
263
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,458
Oh, crap.
264
00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:17,370
(quietly):
Oh, crap.
265
00:12:23,543 --> 00:12:24,912
He said my name--
266
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,180
I was just sitting there
minding my own business.
267
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,850
I can't help it if he
finds me irresistible.
268
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,452
(hiccups, belches)
269
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:33,753
Club soda. Sorry.
270
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,489
And a little garlic bread.
271
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,361
Seriously, come on,
what am I gonna do now?
272
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,164
It's a big room,
the cake'll be out soon--
273
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,600
just lay low
and steer clear of Claire.
274
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:49,069
(sobbing)
275
00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,839
I have no more ideas.
276
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:54,641
Yes, I do.
277
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:55,642
Oh.
278
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:58,278
I'm gonna get a mai-tai.
279
00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:02,049
(sniffles)
280
00:13:02,115 --> 00:13:03,716
Fun wedding, huh?
281
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,986
(chuckles):
I feel like
a fairy tale princess.
282
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,822
Did you see
when my mom threw up?
283
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:11,191
Claire, I'm really sorry.
284
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,260
No, no need to apologize.
285
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:17,030
I'm glad I found out now--
20 minutes after I agreed
286
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,966
to spend the rest of my life
with him.
287
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,134
No, no. It was a
mistake, you know?
288
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:23,003
I was in his eye-line,
and we'd been talking,
289
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:24,604
and it just slipped out.
290
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,306
I know. Perfectly innocent.
291
00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:29,342
In fact, I'm sure you guys
will have a good laugh about it
292
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,612
on your honeymoon
at the Four Seasons in Maui.
293
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,948
Oh. I heard about that place.
294
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,149
That's where you can swim
with those dolphins.
295
00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,018
You've ruined my wedding!
296
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,788
Claire, I know you're
having a bad day.
297
00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,690
Weddings are brutal
for the bride.
298
00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,092
You're anxious, you're keyed up,
299
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,493
you've been drinking.
300
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,561
I'm not judging. I mean...
301
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:50,530
It's a little sad, but...
302
00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:55,268
Marriage is not
about the wedding.
303
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,370
Nobody remembers the toast
or the food
304
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,572
or those tacky
bridesmaids' dresses.
305
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,707
I made those.
306
00:14:00,773 --> 00:14:03,010
Beautiful!
307
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:06,379
Anyway, marriage is
about the man you love
308
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:10,150
and the man who loves you
more than anybody else.
309
00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:12,519
And that man is Ben.
310
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,255
Wow.
311
00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:17,390
What a perfect thing to say.
312
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,558
Oh, well...
313
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:19,726
Thank you.
314
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:22,029
(chuckles):
You're welcome.
315
00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:23,396
Hey, listen,
is this one of those weddings
316
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:25,098
where you can take home
the centerpieces?
317
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:27,067
No.
Oh, okay, I'll...
318
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,801
I'll, uh, I-I'll
put it back.
319
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,571
Um, it's-it's not...
I can do that.
320
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,806
You've been dating the girl
for over a year,
321
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:37,844
you take her to a wedding,
and you didn't think she
was gonna bring up marriage?
322
00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,147
Dope.
323
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,616
I know.
324
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:45,052
What exactly is the problem?
325
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,753
Don't you want to marry her?
326
00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,555
It's not her, it's marriage.
327
00:14:48,621 --> 00:14:50,790
It starts off with
"I love you," and
ends with her mother
328
00:14:50,857 --> 00:14:54,161
cutting my face out
of all the family
photos. True story.
329
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,964
Marriage doesn't work.
330
00:14:57,030 --> 00:14:59,632
That's why more than
half of them fail.
331
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:02,135
Hey, how you doing!
332
00:15:02,202 --> 00:15:04,604
You guys are gonna make it!
333
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,439
Happy, happy, happy!
334
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:10,343
Damn!
Hit me.
335
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,714
I don't know what to do.
336
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:15,983
I love her.
337
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:17,717
I love what we
have together.
338
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:20,287
I could even see spending
the rest of my life with her.
339
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,489
I just don't want to get married
and mess everything up.
340
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,324
I love her too much
to lose her.
341
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,194
Well, there you go--
tell her that.
342
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,662
Yeah. I'll tell her that.
343
00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:31,064
It's perfect.
344
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,166
Will you tell her that?
345
00:15:33,967 --> 00:15:36,469
No. It should be me.
346
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:37,971
Right?
347
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,974
Dope!
348
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:43,443
(laughing)
349
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,146
And his mother used to
visit us in college
350
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:50,017
in this giant boat
of a Cadillac.
351
00:15:50,083 --> 00:15:51,684
(laughing):
Oh, my God...
352
00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,320
she still has that.
353
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:56,489
What? I can't believe
she's even still alive.
354
00:15:56,556 --> 00:16:00,293
She was, like, a thousand
when I met her.
355
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:04,464
Of course she's still alive--
she's too mean to die.
356
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,599
(laughing)
357
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,836
(sighs):
I can see why you and Ben
are friends.
358
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:12,405
Oh, gosh, well, there's
nothing else we could be.
359
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:17,377
(laughing):
I mean, that time we
slept together was a disaster!
360
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,181
(continues laughing)
361
00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:22,649
You slept with Ben?
362
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,652
(stifling laughter)
363
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:30,290
(stifled laugh):
No. No.
364
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,694
Uh... that mom is mean, huh?
365
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,730
She ain't gonna die.
366
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,166
(forced chuckle)
367
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,668
He told me nothing ever happened
between you two.
368
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,002
He lied to me.
369
00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:45,004
(stammering):
Oh, w... yeah, uh...
370
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,540
everybody lies.
371
00:16:47,607 --> 00:16:50,810
Hey, is there any chance
we can keep this between us?
372
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,745
Excuse me.
373
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,015
Ben?
374
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,451
Claire, wait.
375
00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:01,054
You slept with Christine?
376
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,689
You told me nothing happened.
377
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,425
There's my beautiful bride.
Let's cut the cake.
378
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,695
(quietly):
Ben, Ben, I may have
inadvertently mentioned
379
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:09,762
that we slept together.
380
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,664
I'm so sorry.
381
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,765
Is that coconut?
382
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,567
Oh, gross.
383
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,537
I feel like our
entire relationship
is based on a lie.
384
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:20,006
Sweetie, come on,
it was a long time ago.
385
00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,208
I barely even remember it.
386
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:22,942
Yeah, it was fast.
387
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,777
I mean, good fast.
388
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:27,514
Hey, you're in
for a real treat.
389
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,250
If it was nothing, then
why did you lie about it?
390
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,085
And why did you say
her name in the toast?
391
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,087
I don't know--
but you've got to believe me,
392
00:17:34,154 --> 00:17:35,588
I don't have any feelings
for Christine.
393
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,190
And by the way,
it wasn't that fast.
394
00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:40,827
Hmm. Wasn't that slow.
395
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:44,131
Claire, I was 19,
40 pounds overweight.
396
00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,832
She's the only one that
would sleep with me.
397
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,901
I don't mind
a little chunk.
398
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,870
Kind of dig it.
399
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,004
Ow!
400
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,040
Ow...
401
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:57,009
I want you to stop talking
and start drinking.
402
00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,045
But I'm the designated driver.
403
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:00,813
I'm un-designating you.
404
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,349
You're the only person I know
405
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,518
who's more of an ass
sober than drunk.
406
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,854
That's true.
407
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,123
Oh, that's good.
408
00:18:15,628 --> 00:18:17,464
Yeah!
409
00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:19,466
(knocking)
410
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,134
Baby?
411
00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:23,035
You alone?
412
00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,637
Yeah.
413
00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:30,076
I was just talking to Barb,
and what I said before
414
00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:33,680
came out all wrong, and maybe
if I could explain it to you,
415
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:37,350
you'd understand
where I'm coming from.
416
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,586
I'd love to hear an explanation,
because all I heard
417
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,888
was that you didn't want
to get married again.
418
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,624
That's not it at all.
419
00:18:44,691 --> 00:18:46,393
Let me just try to remember
what I told Barb,
420
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,695
because she really got it.
421
00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:52,699
I love you...
422
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,402
but I'm never
gonna marry you.
423
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,006
Wait, that wasn't it.
424
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,741
That...
I'm gonna go home.
425
00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,243
I have a lot to think about.
426
00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,878
No. No. It's you.
427
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,047
I don't want to marry you.
428
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:09,649
Damn it!
429
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:11,784
Barb!
430
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,389
(mellow music playing)
431
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:23,430
Wow! There are a lot
of good-looking guys here.
432
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:29,236
I'm good-looking...
433
00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:31,271
but stupid.
434
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,006
Yeah.
435
00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:35,942
Oh, hey, there you are.
436
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,344
Here's your gift.
Hey.
437
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,945
Uh-uh, I'm keeping it.
438
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,179
Chocolate fountain.
439
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,948
40 bucks at a garage sale.
440
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,284
(sickly groan)
441
00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,019
Sit down-- Barb's
about to sing.
442
00:19:47,086 --> 00:19:48,488
No, no, I wasn't gonna stay.
443
00:19:48,555 --> 00:19:50,657
Oh, no, you are.
You have to drive us home.
444
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:54,827
(laughs):
I think we've had
a little too much to... with...
445
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:01,768
Great. Nothing like being the
only sober person at a wedding.
446
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,837
I could be home right now
eating used chocolate.
447
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:07,574
Okay, guys,
448
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,742
I haven't done this
in a long time,
449
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:13,746
but this is
for Ben and Christine.
450
00:20:18,918 --> 00:20:20,787
Claire! Claire!
451
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,591
(loudly):
Claire and Christine.
452
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:26,626
(whooping)
453
00:20:26,693 --> 00:20:28,495
That's what I'm talking about!
454
00:20:28,561 --> 00:20:31,431
(mellow intro plays)
455
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:36,303
* Lying in my bed *
456
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:41,173
* I hear the clock tick
and think of you *
457
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,777
* Caught up in circles *
458
00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:48,648
* Confusion is nothing new *
459
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,216
(song continues)
460
00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:52,251
Does that sound good to you?
461
00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,855
Oh, I mean, if anything,
she has gotten better!
462
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:56,989
Right.
Yeah.
463
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,025
And... and have you
ever heard her sing
464
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,060
without a drink in your hand?
465
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:04,964
(laughing):
No, 'cause in college,
I didn't never have...
466
00:21:05,031 --> 00:21:06,966
(laughing)
467
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:11,037
* If you're lost, you can look *
468
00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:13,139
* And you will find me *
469
00:21:13,205 --> 00:21:16,275
(Christine joins in):
* Time after time, yeah! *
470
00:21:16,343 --> 00:21:18,611
* If you fall,
I will catch you *
471
00:21:18,678 --> 00:21:21,247
* I will be waiting *
472
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,650
* Time after time *
473
00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:24,984
Come on!
RICHARD:
One more time!
474
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,354
* Time after time *
475
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:28,588
(Christine laughing)
Whoo!
476
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,657
* Time after time... *
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