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Lily, Grandpa.
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Grandpa, Lily.
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Something terrible has
happened. Come quick.
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Hurry. Herman, what's wrong?
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I know, they fired you at the parlor.
You've been lying down on the job again.
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No, the one time I did lie down,
they mistook me for a customer.
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I almost got carried
away that time.
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Then what is it? What is it?
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It's after 4:00 and little
Eddie's usually home by noon.
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I know something terrible
has happened to my little boy.
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Call the police. Get the FBI.
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Herman, will you knock it
off? Don't lose your head.
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He's probably with
one of his little friends.
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Hey, Charlie, you want to
come in my house and play?
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Are your parents home? Sure.
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Forget it.
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What's wrong with my
parents being home?
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You know how parents are.
They're always mean to kids.
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My parents aren't
mean. Sure they are.
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You're just too
dumb to notice it.
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Now, you take my parents.
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They're the meanest
parents in the whole world.
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You know, Eddie,
they're so mean to me...
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that tonight at 7:00, I'm
gonna run away for good.
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Run away? Where?
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Run away to a
cave in the woods...
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and live on nuts and
herbs and trap wild animals.
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I'm never coming
back as long as I live.
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Yeah, but why are you
waiting till 7:00 to run away?
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Well, heck, I don't
want to miss supper.
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Eddie, won't you come in
now and help me set the table?
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And then you have to tidy
up your room. Yes, Mom.
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You see, Eddie, your
parents are, too, mean to you.
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Why don't you run away
from home with me tonight?
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They haven't been
that mean to me, yet.
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You wait and see. They will be.
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You shouldn't let
them get away with it.
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I suppose if they got real
mean, I might run away.
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Now you're talking,
Eddie. See you. See you.
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Well, Eddie, how did
everything go at school today?
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Pop, do you always
have to pick on me?
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Hey, Mom. Could I stay up an
extra hour past my bedtime tonight?
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Well, there's no school
tomorrow. I guess you could.
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You mean nobody's gonna
yell at me and tell me no?
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Of course not, Eddie.
It's all right with us.
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Eddie, why don't you have another
piece of pie? It's your favorite.
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You're gonna make me?
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Of course we're not gonna make you.
Marilyn just thought you'd enjoy some.
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Hey, Grandpa...
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when I was playing
down in your laboratory...
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I dropped a jar on
the floor and broke it.
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When did that happen?
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It was last month. One night
when I was doing my homework.
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And when I dropped it,
it spilled all over the floor.
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Eddie, don't worry about
it. It was a long time ago.
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And anyway, what's the use
of crying over spilled blood?
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Boy, some family this is.
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Nobody even cares enough to
be mean to me like other parents.
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I'm gonna go lock myself in my
room till people start being nice to me.
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Heavens to Betsy!
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Whatever has gotten
into our sweet little Eddie?
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It's nothing, dear.
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It's probably just another
one of those adolescent cycles.
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I believe a child psychiatrist
would refer to it as "the punk phase."
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♪ They cut down
the old pine tree ♪
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♪ and they hauled
it off to the mill ♪
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♪ To make a coffin of pine
For that sweetheart of mine ♪
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♪ So they cut down
the old pine tree ♪
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♪ But she's not alone
in her grave tonight ♪
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♪ For it's there my
heart will always be ♪
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♪ Always be ♪
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♪ Though we drifted apart ♪
♪ Still they cut down my heart ♪
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♪ When they cut down ♪
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♪ the old pine tree ♪♪
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Isn't it wonderful for the
family to get together like this...
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and sing these old fun songs?
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Lily. Yes, Marilyn?
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I was just talking to Eddie
through the bedroom door.
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And he said something about
running away and never coming back.
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Oh, my poor little Eddie.
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Herman, go right
upstairs and stop him.
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Lily, dear.
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You must realize that Eddie's threat
is merely a subtle bid for attention.
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And to give in to it would
only lead to his achieving...
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a psychological
advantage over his parents.
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Herman, what do
you know about kids?
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You, who spent your
childhood in three different jars.
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Uh-oh.
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Here he comes.
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Lock the doors.
Don't let him out.
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Now, everyone just calm down.
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If you'll let me talk to him,
and you'll go in the kitchen...
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I'll handle this as father
to son. But, Herman...
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Lily, dear, I know what's
best for my little boy.
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And after you come back
in here, I guarantee you...
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I will have the
whole thing solved.
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Excuse me, but are
we going someplace?
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No, we aren't going anyplace.
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But I'm running away from home.
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I see. That's very interesting.
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I suppose you've
thought it over...
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and have a very good reason for
leaving your comfortable home...
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and the people who
love you? Yes, I have.
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I see. And what is that reason?
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It's rotten here.
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Seems to be a rather
conclusive reason.
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May I ask what you
have in the pillowcase?
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Just the stuff I'll need to
last me for the next 20 years.
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Twenty years?
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I hope you had enough
forethought to include a razor.
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No, 'cause I'm gonna grow a beard
and let rats build their nests in it.
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'Cause nobody
cares how I look. I see.
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Do you have any idea
where you're going?
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No, I just might go to a deserted
island and get eaten up by cannibals.
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If I can find any cannibals
that are that hungry.
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Son, you wouldn't like to...
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just sit down here
for a second...
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and talk this over with
your old dad, would you?
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No, thank you.
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Well, in that case, then I guess
there's nothing left to do except...
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say goodbye and it's...
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been nice knowing you.
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Yes, sir.
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I really am going, Pop.
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I really am.
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Good luck, Son. And
don't forget to write.
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You have our ZIP code number.
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Goodbye. Goodbye.
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Yes? Would you say
goodbye to Mom for me?
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I certainly will.
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And Grandpa.
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And Marilyn... Yes.
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And Spotty...
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and the raven and the kitty...
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and my pet snake, Elmer, who
lives under the garbage pail...
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and who's gonna miss me.
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I will. I'll take
care of all of that.
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Goodbye again.
Goodbye again again.
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Lily, Marilyn, Grandpa.
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Herman, what happened?
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Did you talk to Eddie?
What did he say?
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Now, everyone calm down.
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I am happy to announce that...
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as head of the household...
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I have solved
this little problem...
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in an intelligent and
satisfactory fashion.
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That's wonderful.
Where is Eddie?
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He just ran away
from home. He what?
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You let him?
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I did what I thought was best.
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But you were supposed to reason
with him and talk him out of it.
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Lily, dear, I just used
a little psychology.
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And believe me...
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he'll merely walk once,
maybe twice, around the block...
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and then come knocking on
our door, begging for forgiveness.
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What do you think,
Grandpa? What do I think?
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I'll tell you what I think.
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I think there are more nuts in
this family than there are bolts.
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That's what I think.
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Charlie, it's me, Eddie.
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Charlie.
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That you, Eddie? Yeah.
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I left home and I'm ready to run
away with you to the cave in the woods.
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I'll be right down, Eddie.
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9:00. Now, where's the kid?
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Herman, that bird is right.
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Eddie has been gone for over
an hour, and there's no sign of him.
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Just when is he going to come knocking
on our door, begging forgiveness?
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Nevermore.
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Aunt Lily, Uncle Herman.
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Look at this note I
found in Eddie's room.
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"Dear Mean Family...
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"I have run away to live in a cave
in the woods for the rest of my life.
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"And from there I'm
going to a desert island...
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"so in the newsreel if you should
ever see a cannibal with a fat stomach...
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"it may be your
ex-son, Eddie Munster."
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Oh, my poor baby.
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"P.S. I took five
pair of extra socks...
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"because I don't want
to die with dirty feet."
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Oh, boy, my son-in-law,
the child psychologist.
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Herman Munster, Eddie said something
about going out in some woods...
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now I want you to go
right out and find him.
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And take your warm jacket. And
don't you come back without him.
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Herman, you go right ahead. I'll try to
locate my grandson on my crystal ball.
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All right, I'll go.
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But I just don't understand what
went wrong with my child psychology.
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It always worked on
Leave It to Beaver.
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Mr. White, Olga is gone.
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Somebody must have
left her cage unlocked.
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The greatest
attraction we ever had.
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What about the cub? She
took her little baby with her.
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Look, Mr. White, the last time this
happened she headed for the nearest woods.
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Why don't I take a couple of boys
here and comb all the local woods?
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It's a chance.
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She may be holed up
somewhere. But be careful.
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Ever since Olga lost her
mate, she can get real mean.
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Five hundred pounds mean.
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Charlie...
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this afternoon you said
you were gonna run away...
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and live in a cave
in Fosters Woods.
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That was this afternoon. I'm
not allowed to go out after dark.
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Besides, I just ran away 'cause I
thought you were gonna run away.
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Why don't you just go home?
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I can't. My parents
would laugh at me.
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Don't blame me 'cause
you got rotten old parents.
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I better go in now. My folks would
get worried if they found me out of bed.
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Yeah, sure.
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Hey, you really gonna run away
and live in a cave in Fosters Woods?
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I don't know. I may go
someplace and get sick first.
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Eddie.
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Eddie.
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Olga.
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Eddie.
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Eddie.
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Crazy echo in this woods.
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I call out "Olga" and it comes
back sounding like "Eddie."
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Grandpa.
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Did you pick up Eddie
on your crystal ball?
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No.
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It's not working tonight.
Too much interference.
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All I kept getting was some kind of
jungle movie, something about two bears.
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Two bears? Yes, a
big one and a little one.
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It was a silly thing. The big one
was dancing and then it went off...
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and left the little one
alone, asleep in a cave.
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I figured a commercial was
coming up, so I turned the thing off.
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Eddie.
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Eddie.
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A cave. I just might
stumble onto something here.
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Eddie.
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Darned old cave.
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Last match.
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Eddie?
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Poor little fellow.
He's sound asleep.
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Oh.
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You brought along your
wooly P.J.s. Good boy.
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But we mustn't let
you catch a cold.
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Here we go.
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There.
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Now, you just go
right on sleeping.
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You must be chilled to the
bone. I never felt such a wet nose.
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You'll be beddy-bye in no time.
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Olga.
243
00:16:37,196 --> 00:16:40,758
When we find her, I sure hope
nothing's happened to make her mean.
244
00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:46,496
Lily. Grandpa.
245
00:16:46,706 --> 00:16:49,232
Marilyn. I'm home.
246
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,872
Eddie, we'll have you
tucked in, in a minute.
247
00:16:52,945 --> 00:16:54,573
What's all the shouting about?
248
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:55,740
I found him.
249
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:58,614
Lily, I found him.
I found Eddie.
250
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:00,219
I told you I would.
251
00:17:01,888 --> 00:17:04,722
There's a lot more up
here than most people think.
252
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,589
I don't know what
you've got up there...
253
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:10,960
but I would like to know what
you have wrapped in your coat.
254
00:17:11,297 --> 00:17:12,765
Why, it's Eddie.
255
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,193
You know, our son.
256
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,636
Uncle Herman, Eddie came
home right after you left.
257
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,669
He's been in bed for hours.
258
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,666
Upstairs in bed?
259
00:17:23,175 --> 00:17:25,076
Why, that's ridiculous.
260
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,973
Eddie, son...
261
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,139
wake up and tell them
that you're not upstairs...
262
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:33,084
you're down here with
your old dad. Eddie?
263
00:17:33,419 --> 00:17:34,419
Eddie?
264
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:41,653
Eddie, what have
they done to you?
265
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,962
Herman, you big dummy,
you brought home a baby bear.
266
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,596
You just go on and take him
back where you found him.
267
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:51,770
Yes, dear.
268
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:56,666
Lily, can't we keep
him? Golly, he's so cute.
269
00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,740
Cootchie-coo.
270
00:17:59,645 --> 00:18:01,307
Now, listen, Herman.
271
00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,942
You take that bear back
wherever it was you found him.
272
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:08,647
Lily, dear, you don't have to shout.
You're scaring the poor little fellow.
273
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:12,158
Herman, he's a bear. How
do you know he's scared?
274
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,994
Grandpa, I am holding him.
275
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,020
And believe me, he's scared.
276
00:18:27,974 --> 00:18:31,001
Where do you suppose Uncle
Herman found that bear cub?
277
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,976
Wait a minute. That's the little
bear I saw in my crystal ball.
278
00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,810
That's right, Grandpa.
279
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,476
You said there was
another bear. A big bear.
280
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:46,224
What if Herman should come
face to face with that other bear?
281
00:18:47,026 --> 00:18:51,464
I'd say it was gonna be an
interesting experience for both parties.
282
00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:03,934
There you go.
283
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,244
Now, you be a nice little
fellow and sleep tight.
284
00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:13,345
And stay nice and warm
in Uncle Herman's coat.
285
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:20,415
Nighty-night.
286
00:19:27,466 --> 00:19:30,436
Hi, there. Nice
evening, isn't it?
287
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:35,699
Wait a minute.
288
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:37,305
You're a bear.
289
00:19:40,046 --> 00:19:41,070
Oh.
290
00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:42,672
I get it.
291
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:46,114
That must be your cub in
there and you think that I...
292
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,415
You're angry because you...
293
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:53,855
I do hope we can
be adult about this.
294
00:19:57,930 --> 00:19:59,421
Then you're not mad?
295
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:05,737
How about that. You
want to be friends.
296
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,190
Thank you. Thank you very much.
297
00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:33,728
You're very kind. You know...
298
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,758
I'm very glad I ran
into you this evening.
299
00:20:37,436 --> 00:20:41,430
I have had one of the most
upsetting evenings in my whole life.
300
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,406
Now...
301
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:46,211
I wouldn't tell this
to everybody, but...
302
00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:49,808
my wife doesn't understand me.
303
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,122
Father, I can't imagine
what's happened to Herman.
304
00:20:58,190 --> 00:21:00,216
He's been gone for over an hour.
305
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:04,161
Maybe he dropped in at the parlor
to lay out a few things for tomorrow.
306
00:21:04,363 --> 00:21:07,060
No, he wouldn't do that.
I'm worried about him.
307
00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:11,398
He might have gotten himself lost
out there. What do you mean, Lily?
308
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:13,329
He's a grown man.
309
00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:16,733
He knows his way
around. He's resourceful.
310
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,968
He has a lot of intelligence...
311
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,177
Come on, Lily, let's go
and look for the big boob.
312
00:21:31,056 --> 00:21:32,581
Olga.
313
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,086
Olga.
314
00:21:39,165 --> 00:21:40,724
Herman.
315
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:44,762
Wait a minute, Lily. There's
someone over there in that clearing.
316
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:47,166
No. It's just two
people dancing.
317
00:21:49,275 --> 00:21:52,211
Holy mackerel! It is Herman.
318
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:56,081
My, you dance divinely.
319
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:58,877
But for a change...
320
00:21:59,151 --> 00:22:01,120
would you mind if I lead?
321
00:22:05,424 --> 00:22:06,687
Thank you.
322
00:22:07,493 --> 00:22:11,760
Who's that lady he's dancing
with? That's no lady. That's a bear.
323
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,799
Say...
324
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:19,229
you wouldn't want to go
out to a nightclub, would you?
325
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:25,110
♪♪
326
00:22:28,614 --> 00:22:30,105
Sorry, no cutting in.
327
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,445
Herman Munster.
328
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:33,885
Oh!
329
00:22:34,286 --> 00:22:35,447
It's you, Lily.
330
00:22:35,521 --> 00:22:38,650
Yes, it's me, you philanderer.
331
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,024
Allow me to present my wife.
332
00:22:42,628 --> 00:22:44,790
Sweetheart, this is Olga.
333
00:22:45,197 --> 00:22:47,496
You brazen little hussy, you.
334
00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,769
That is no way
to treat a mother.
335
00:23:01,580 --> 00:23:05,176
And let that be a lesson
to you, you home wrecker.
336
00:23:09,321 --> 00:23:11,654
Father, now what do you
think of your son-in-law?
337
00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:14,489
I think he's been watching
Peyton Place too much.
338
00:23:15,294 --> 00:23:17,923
You must let me
explain, dear. Herman...
339
00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:20,125
get going. Lily.
340
00:23:20,466 --> 00:23:22,992
Home, Herman. Lily.
341
00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,794
Get going, Herman.
342
00:23:28,340 --> 00:23:29,535
Olga.
343
00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:33,407
There's Olga. Up a tree.
344
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:37,549
Look at her. She's
shaking like a leaf.
345
00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,714
Come on down,
Olga. It's just us.
346
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:51,589
After a night like this, I
wind up with a neurotic bear.
347
00:23:54,733 --> 00:23:57,567
Eddie, would you like
another owl omelet?
348
00:23:58,103 --> 00:24:01,403
No, thanks, Mom. I'm still
kind of tired from last night.
349
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:06,144
And no wonder. Running away from home
and upsetting your parents the way you did.
350
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:09,271
I hope you've learned a
lesson from this, Eddie.
351
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:12,341
Not to listen to friends
who give you bad advice.
352
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,012
Charlie Pike
talked me into it...
353
00:24:15,087 --> 00:24:17,454
and then when Dad opened
the door and said goodbye...
354
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:19,185
I had to run away.
355
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:24,254
Eddie, sometimes parents,
in trying to help their children...
356
00:24:24,763 --> 00:24:26,789
don't always do the right thing.
357
00:24:27,499 --> 00:24:29,559
Parents aren't perfect. Yes.
358
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:33,705
Like a certain big knot-head
who thinks he's the waltz king.
359
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:38,666
I will thank you not to bring
that subject up in front of my...
360
00:24:39,278 --> 00:24:42,112
S-O-N. Yes, Grandpa...
361
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:46,149
we're going to let bygones be
bygones and resume our life...
362
00:24:46,251 --> 00:24:50,484
as an ordinary, everyday,
normal, American family.
363
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:57,053
Eddie, I think Spot's hungry.
364
00:24:57,863 --> 00:24:59,695
You may give him
something from the table.
365
00:24:59,765 --> 00:25:01,290
Okay, Mom.
366
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,202
Here, Spot.
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