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It's our very own time machine, man. Are
you for real? Are you just going to
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erase us from existence or something,
dude?
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We're going to go back to the year of
1985.
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All right. Here we go. Oh, shit. What
the fuck? It's so loud. Holy shit.
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Oh,
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my God.
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Oh, shit.
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We're in my grandma's house from 1995.
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So are you guys. And how'd you get in my
room? Bro,
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shoot your stepmom. This is our chance
to lose our virginity.
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Where did they go?
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What the fuck just happened? Do you have
the time machine? Our moms, they must
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have taken the... What do we do now?
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Oh, bro, I don't know. I mean, the flux
capacitor was in the phone. Without
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that, we can't get back. See, I fucking
told you we shouldn't have messed with
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the timeline.
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Dude, I already told you I'm sorry, man.
What the fuck?
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What do we do now? They had the time
machines back in 1995.
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I'm sorry, man. Can't you just build
another one?
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Build another one?
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No, I can't build another one. I don't
have the things here, the technology.
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That was it. That was it.
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Well, I mean, that's not what you were
saying when you were fucking bald
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your mom, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You
always got to be like that, huh?
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Look, I already told you. We don't ever,
ever speak of that again.
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No. All right, man. Whatever, bro. What
do we do? How do we fix it?
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Jimmy?
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I heard a loud bang. Is everything okay
in there?
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Jimmy, what the fuck? What is that
noise?
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What is going on in there?
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I'm coming in right now.
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What is going on in here?
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Oh, hey, Miss Temple.
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How are you?
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What is that smell?
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It smells like 90s asshole in here.
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God, it smells like fucking teen spirit
in here. Hey, Ms. Temple, that's the
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project we're working on, right?
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Yeah, it is. Yeah. Well, listen, Carlos,
I've known you all your life. Call me
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Chloe.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Listen,
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you guys need to be outside. You guys
are cooped up in here all day long.
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I don't get it. Like, what is wrong with
you guys?
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Look.
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It's just, we're just working on a
project, and... Okay, okay, I can take
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hint. This place is a fucking disaster.
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I'm your mom, not your maid, but lucky
for you, I have a load to take, so...
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the only load.
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Excuse me, Carlos?
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Oh, um, my mom says hi.
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Tell Venus I said hello.
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Will do.
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You all right?
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Um, yeah, honey, I'm just a little bit
of a deja vu. I'm going to go take this
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blow. Do you think she knew?
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Do you think she, like, do you think she
remembers?
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The only thing I know is your mom looks
hot as hell.
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Oh, yeah?
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Oh, yeah, dick? Okay, all right.
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Fuck that. Look, we need to, you know, I
need to go fix some of this real quick.
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We got to get back to the past.
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What the hell is in the book? I don't
know.
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You guys definitely
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can't be hanging out with us looking
like that.
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It can't be.
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You guys look like a couple of dorks.
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Makeover!
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No. No, no, no, no.
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Nice. Oh my god.
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Oh my god, I know who they remind me of
now.
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Our brother.
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What the fuck?
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I gotta call Venus right now.
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Venus,
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oh my god, you gotta come over right
now. There's something really fucking
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going on. Wait, wait, wait, slow down.
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It smells like the 90s.
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Okay, I'll see you in ten minutes.
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I'm so glad you're here.
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Is this why you're calling me all
hysterical? What's wrong? No, come sit,
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sit. So, um, these look familiar, right?
You remember these?
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What am I looking at? Dirty laundry? No,
these are the outfits from the boys.
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Remember, 18 years ago, our V -cards? We
lost them to those boys. They were
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wearing these outfits. The makeover.
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Shut the front door. There's no way
these are their clothes. I'm telling
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Smell it.
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It doesn't smell like memories.
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It smelled like NSYNC in the 90s.
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You're crazy. There's no way. Yes, I'm
telling you.
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Okay, those boys, they look like our
step -sons, Carlos and Jimmy.
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There's no way. You're crazy.
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Maybe you're right. Maybe I'm having a
nervous breakdown. No, I'm right. I'm
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telling you. This looks familiar.
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Those boys are up to something, and I'm
going to get down to the bottom of it.
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You know what? I know how to fix this.
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Jimmy, Carlos, come here.
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Me and Venus need to talk to you.
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Mom, what now?
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Don't let me. Come sit down. Come on,
boy.
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Right here.
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Come on.
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Does this look familiar?
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No. I mean, yeah.
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We wore them earlier.
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Yeah.
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You're funny. What are you doing
downstairs anyway?
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Huh? What are you doing downstairs?
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Classified information.
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Classified my ass. What were you guys
really doing downstairs?
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What the hell, Mom? I'm getting my
business.
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It's classified.
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It's nothing to worry about.
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I definitely have something to worry
about.
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Where did you get it from, Jimmy?
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Uh... Carlos?
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You got it for me.
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You can get me all my clothes, Mom. Come
on.
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Very funny. Put it on.
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Put it on.
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Get dressed.
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Don't talk back. I just took it off. I
thought you were going to watch it.
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talk back. Put it on.
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Come on, son. Put it on.
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I mean, I guess.
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I mean, here goes nothing.
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See, Venus? I told you.
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Look. It's them.
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The makeover.
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No, no.
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No. Are you kidding me? No.
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Yes, Venus. I'm telling you.
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The clothes you don't remember?
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There's no way. Just now.
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How can you not forget?
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How can you not forget the guy you lost
your virginity to, Venus?
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It's been 18 years. I just, I can't
believe it. It doesn't make any sense.
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I know it'll make sense.
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Jimmy, show us your cock.
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I will never forget that cock.
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Yeah, I have to see it.
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What? Mom, no.
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Don't disrespect me. I'm not showing it.
I don't want to hear your back talk.
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Pull down your pants.
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What do you mean? I'm not just going to
pull out my dick in front of you and
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Venus and Carlos.
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No back talk.
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No fucking way. I want to see your talk.
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Listen to your mother, young man. Do as
I say.
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Help me.
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Yeah, just do it. I have to see it.
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All right, okay, okay.
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Here goes nothing.
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You ready?
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All right, you guys asked for it. Yes,
we did. Pull it out.
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I told you.
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Carlos, stand up.
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Carlos, stand up.
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We just want to see it. I gotta see it.
I gotta know.
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Are you sure?
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Yes. We have to see it. We have to see
it. We need to find out. Not at all.
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I told you.
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Same cock.
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I can't stand two cocks from 18 years
ago.
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It is.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I told you.
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They are.
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We've been searching for these dicks for
18 years. 18 long years. Very long
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years. I don't want to do it again.
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I mean, I don't think they'd be opposed
to it.
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I don't know, Mom. That's kind of weird.
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Yeah.
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I mean.
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It won't be weird if we switch, right?
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Right?
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I mean, I guess not.
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I think it's glitch, I think.
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Yeah,
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I guess so.
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Not like we haven't done it before.
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Thank you.
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Fuck. You guys are getting better at
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this.
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We've had 18 years of practice.
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Oh, my
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God.
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I've been looking for that dick all the
past 18 years.
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Is it as sloppy as you remember?
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Wow.
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That's even better than I remember. Holy
shit.
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Wow,
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I can't believe I went in 18 years for
that.
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I miss that car.
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Thank you.
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Oh my god.
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You make me feel like a teenager again.
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Oh, and show me, like, the stuff that
you remember I was.
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It was just yesterday.
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Bro, that one was like ten minutes ago.
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Yeah,
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take off those dorky fucking clothes.
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Thank you.
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your tongue. I want to see if it's as
good as I remember it.
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Right, Janice?
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I want to see if your tongue is as good
as we remember.
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Yeah, let's see.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, yeah, just like that. Oh, yeah.
Okay, just like that.
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re -enter that clock.
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This is what his son's called.
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Why am I digging your mouth? That's
weird.
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Oh, I just want to taste it.
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Put it back in there.
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Oh, fuck, yeah.
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Oh, my tiny.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh,
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fuck. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Yeah.
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Oh, my. Mom, that's weird.
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What are you doing?
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I just want to taste it. I want to
remember how it tastes.
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like that.
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Yeah, you're doing such a great job,
son.
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I think that's a great idea, Joey.
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Oh, come on. Come on.
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Just like last time.
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Because it's so weird.
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No, I don't think so.
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18 years ago. You
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have blonde hair.
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You're right and I have more experience.
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Tastes just like I remember It does
taste just like we remember
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I want to see what it feels like inside.
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It feels just like I remember.
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I love you.
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I remember.
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So good.
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Oh, please.
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Oh, my God.
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Thank you.
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Just like that, son.
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Mommy?
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Just give it to me.
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Big mommy milkers.
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like big fucking mommy.
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Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, shit.
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Where did the time go?
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I think you guys' sisters are about to
be back from cheerleading practice.
260
00:50:14,820 --> 00:50:15,960
Yeah. Sisters.
261
00:50:16,460 --> 00:50:18,880
Yeah. You guys have sisters.
262
00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:29,350
Happy 18th birthday, sweetheart.
263
00:50:29,810 --> 00:50:31,310
Happy birthday, babe!
264
00:50:31,850 --> 00:50:33,870
Happy birthday to you too, slut!
265
00:50:34,090 --> 00:50:37,750
I'm sorry I couldn't be there to
celebrate with you, but there's a reason
266
00:50:37,750 --> 00:50:40,610
chose this weekend to leave town and
leave you with this letter. A present?
267
00:50:40,910 --> 00:50:45,410
The truth is that Sergeant Miles is not
your biological father.
268
00:50:45,870 --> 00:50:49,370
The truth of who your real father is is
even stranger still.
269
00:50:49,830 --> 00:50:50,830
Love, Mom.
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