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Previously on "resident alien"...

The mantid thinks he can take over

my life and patients?

Hiking at Blackburn mountain
has been great exercise.

Liv.

I just wish that I could
put together a robot man.

She should be with Ben and Kate.

When the greys come to get Kate again,

they'll just take that baby with them.

I don't have her.

We should find somewhere she's safer.

We'll take good care of her.

Harry.

I am tempted to kill
you in my human form.

Harry, did you lose your alien powers?

Humans have many
flaws... worthless pinky toes,

they can't smell cancer

even if it grows in their nose.

But of all the flaws humans have,

the biggest one is their ability

to lie to themselves.

Luckily, I am not human,
so I do not have that flaw.

I could have destroyed that stupid mantid

if you had not pulled me out of there.

You were the first one out.

If you had the keys, you
would have left us behind.

I do not know what happened.

I could not change into my alien form.

Maybe the greys placed
some kind of inhibitor

in you to stop you from
accessing your powers.

But it is not my powers. It is me.

Just like being an annoying
sass-mouth is not your power,

it is who you are on a molecular level.

- An inhibitor is possible.
- Told you.

On a molecular level.

They had plenty of opportunity
to implant an inhibitor.

They conducted many medical
experiments and probes on me.

You cannot imagine where.

Your butthole?

You're stupid, and that is cliché.

Yes, actually.

Right up-. Right... my butthole.

What are we supposed to do now?

The mantid just found out
that we know who he really is.

This is bad. Mantids are very dangerous.

You were smart to pretend
that you thought he was really me

- this whole time.
- Yeah.

Yeah, I couldn't let on that, you know,

I knew he wasn't you, and it was difficult

because I... I definitely knew.

You didn't know?

He looks just like you.

You are supposed to be my friend.

How could you not know
if someone is me or not?

- I knew.
- Yeah, I knew too.

Max can see aliens.

This must be very
embarrassing for you, asta.

My best friend doesn't even know me.

Ok. Will you grow up?

We have bigger problems.

We have to get the kids home

and find a way to keep them safe.

Bridget.

No.

Bridget was begging me to stay with him,

but I insisted he use his alien powers

to protect the children instead.

Right.

Ben?

I never should have let Joseph see

that I was following him.

You know, he knows who I
am. He knows where we live.

Wait. That's good.

If he comes to kill you, I can trap him.

I'm not sure I like the
"my husband as bait"

direction this is taking.

- 'Sup?
- What?

Hey. Where were you?

Didn't you notice I wasn't at dinner?

I did notice I had enough
food to eat for once.

Our son out there with
a killer alien on the loose.

Man, they'll just let anybody
be parents, won't they?

He'll be fine.

He wasn't even picked for magic camp.

I doubt he's the top of
some alien's abduction list.

Well, they took you.

They took me?

- You know what I mean.
- I know what you mean.

Look, the point is, we
can't let our guard down,

not till we catch Joseph.

Catch him?

Shouldn't we let Mike
and Liv handle him?

They're cops.

Aren't they already
in the catching game?

No, we can't tell them.

If they find Joseph first,
they will lock him away,

and then we will never
get the information

we need about our baby. No.

No, this has to stay between us.

Of course. Right.

Joseph the alien is back in town.

Wait, you haven't told anyone, have you?

I can honestly say that I, Ben hawthorne,

did not tell anyone
anything about Joseph.

That's weirdly specific.

- I'm not a crook.
- Ok, great.

'Cause we're gonna catch him ourselves.

- I don't have her.
- What the hell?

- No.
- I don't know where she is.

- Orbs.
- I'm not hiding her.

- This is broken.
- I don't know.

- That would be the greys.
- Doing what?

Looking for Mrs. Mayor's baby.

The greys love human
babies. I do not know why.

You would think they would
collect something more useful,

like aa batteries or those clips

that keep potato chips fresh.

At least Kate doesn't
know where the baby is.

Maybe if she can't tell them, then

- then they'll stop looking.
- They will not stop.

That is where the expression

"like a grey with a baby" comes from.

But why are we talking about this?

We should be talking about
something much more important.

- Is it you?
- Yes.

I drove all the way from the moon.

I'm tired. I'm thirsty.

And neither one of you has
offered me their bedroom yet.

You're terrible hosts.

I can see your bedroom from here.

It looks like the couch.

So, seriously, you're not alien anymore?

Like you're not strong?
You can't climb buildings?

You can't do... wait, are you ticklish now?

I am not interested in
your dumb questions.

I am still an alien.

Stop. Stop.

I am as much an alien
as I have always been.

I just need real food,
to get my energy back.

See?

I still love milk just as
much as I always have.

God.

I'm not... I feel good now.

I'm gonna head back to
my cabin to kill the mantid.

No, no.

No, no, no. Hey, hey.

He will kick your ass.

Just sit down, and we'll figure out a plan.

You need to get out of my way

or you will feel my alien wrath.

I understand.

You want me to sleep out here

on the couch to protect you two.

I accept.

At least Ben and Kate's baby's

on the rez, where she's safe.

Yeah, safe, but sad.

She probably really misses me.

I... I think she's fine.

I should probably go
check on her, though,

just to make sure she's safe

and sing her the "itsy bitsy spider" song.

D'arce.

I do not want to sleep on the couch.

I am cold, and there
was a gin bottle under me.

- Why are you looking at me?
- It could have been the baby's.

Here you go, Princess.

Anyway, I should
probably head to bed too.

There's so much to do.

I have to deal with
the whole mantid thing.

Yeah.

I gotta stop by the grocery store,

stop by the rez, check on Daisy.

- So I'm just gonna...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Daisy's fine.

Look, I know you don't
like talking about this,

but not long ago, you were
so desperate to feel special,

you went on a suicide mission

and tried to blow up a grey spaceship.

And I already admitted
that that was stupid.

That has nothing to do with Daisy.

Doesn't it?

Maybe taking care of the
baby made you feel special,

and you want to feel that way again.

I don't know if "special" is the word,

- maybe critical.
- You're critical here.

Going to see her is a bad idea,

especially with the mantid after us.

Yeah, you're right.

I'll stay away for Daisy's sake.

Could you help me check my body

for any grey trackers or inhibitors?

Come on, Harry.

You need to put your clothes on.

This monkey body will
not bend to let me see

all of my nooks and crannies.

- No.
- Harry.

God, so pale.

Keep your nooks to yourself.

- Go.
- Fine.

You are very bad at
sleepovers, just so you know.

- Not a sleepover.
- Calling my lawyer.

Asta?

The other one?

Mantid?

I have nothing to fear.

And I am definitely not lying to myself.

The mantid is sleeping
and not on his way to kill me.

And even if he is, I can defend myself,

even though I have
a fragile human body.

I'm a strong alien.

I am a strong alien.

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I am not a strong alien.

I am a little alien boy
shitting his alien pants.

You better be wearing clothes.

Breathe in.

Ok, let's take a look at
what we have going on here.

What is that?

Excuse me.

You cannot be in here.

What the hell are you
doing? Stop playing.

- Who are you?
- That's Trevor.

I found him on Craigslist.

I thought about stopping them,

but then I thought it'd
be funnier if I didn't.

Sorry. Sorry.

I can see you're busy.

I just wanted to do this the right way.

My god.

Asta, I'm here be.

I'm here because when you realize

you want to spend the rest
of your life with someone,

you want the rest of your life
to start as soon as possible.

Are you insane? No, no, that

that is from "when Harry met Sally."

And, no, we are not getting married.

Well, not right... not right away.

I still have to save up for the ring.

Joseph, no. I'm sorry, one minute.

Ellen, would you mind finishing up here?

Joseph and I need to have a chat.

I will break it.

Come here. No.

God.

We are not getting married, ok?

Because we were never a thing.

We were just two people
who sometimes had sex.

I'm sorry.

That means something
where I come from.

- The moon?
- Ok.

No, I can't do this. I'm sorry.

I see.

I was risking my life sneaking around

to see you and bring you flowers,

and you were just using me for my body.

Ok, I get it.

Whatever.

You know, asta...

Maybe you're the one
who's only half-human.

Come, Trevor.

Deputy, what have I said
about watching me from afar?

My sense of perception is too strong.

I can feel your pupils on me.

It's got the hairs on the back of my neck

standing up like they're saying
the "pledge of allegiance."

Sorry, sir.

It's just nice to see you
back where you belong.

I was just on a little sabbatical.

That's all. I don't want no fuss.

We are all so glad you're back, sheriff.

A mental health crisis
is still a health crisis.

Now I've got a privacy crisis.

It's just balloons again, Fred.

10-4.

Big black.

Interesting.

Well, let me know if I
can do anything to help.

Ok.

I'll talk to you later, honeybee.

That's adorable.

How's honeybee?

Lena found the body of the
missing hunter in the woods

without his head.

That's less adorable.

Said it looked like the
head was bitten clean off.

Now you tell me what type of animal

can bite a head off with one bite,

I mean, besides an orca, obviously.

What if it wasn't an animal?

Deputy, I swear to god, if you say aliens,

I'm popping that last balloon,

and when Fred comes in
here, I'ma let him shoot me.

- Not just any a...
- otherworldly being, Joseph.

Deputy, look, just

hear me out.

The last time Joseph was here,
there were mysterious deaths.

Now he's back, and a
headless body is found?

- It's not just a coincidence.
- Listen to me.

Even if aliens were real,

Joseph ain't some head-eating alien.

I mean, think about it.
The guy tried to shoot us.

Now, if I wanted to kill somebody

and I could eat heads, I'd eat the head.

I wouldn't shoot them.

And I wouldn't shoot them
first and then eat the head,

because then it's just a dead head,

- and it probably ain't as juicy.
- Hold on.

Did you say "if aliens are real"?

Well, I was making
the socratic argument,

not agreeing or denying either way.

Really? You said "if."

Hey, Liv.

How's it... how's it going?

Sorry, did I scare you?

Scared? Me? No.

No way. I'm extremely calm.

Yeah, my last checkup,
my... my heart rate was

described as shockingly low.

- Is that good?
- Sure.

All you really need is a
couple beats per minute,

and the rest is just busy work.

Plus, you know, my blood
sugar is so high, it balances out.

Ok.

Well, I just had a few follow-up questions

about Joseph.

Joseph?

I... I don't know, what you're talking about.

You broke into my car

in a dumb Richard Nixon mask and said,

"Joseph the alien is back in town"?

That could have been anyone.

Anyone with the Nixon mask

you wore at the Halloween office party

and your voice and your wedding ring.

Yeah, sorry. That is not me.

I lost my ring. I don't,

I don't even wear it anymore.

I don't know what's going
on, but I'll get the truth

out of you eventually.

Hey.

- What are you doing?
- Looking for Daisy's blanket.

It smells like her. I want it.

Hey. Give it back.

No, the baby is not here anymore.

She does not need it.

Now it's gonna smell like you.

Give it.

Well, that's fine.

He's just been sleeping
with it for comfort.

It was not for comfort.

I came in here for a reason.

I do not remember why.
No, am I insane now?

- Nope, just human.
- Take that back.

I think you came in here to tell us

that you're moving out. Bye.

No, that was not it. Wait.

You know, I could get behind
having a powerful alien around.

At least you could get the lids off jars.

Now you're just a useless idiot.

Idiot? Wait, Joseph.

That's it.

- That's it, Joseph.
- Joseph?

The... the deputy guy.

- What about him?
- Yeah.

Was it about him being a skillful lover?

I'm sure that wasn't it.

He is a hybrid grey alien.

He can tell me what the greys did

to block my power so I can unblock it

and defeat the mantid.

I must find Joseph. But how?

So what you're saying is,
if we could contact Joseph

or if we knew anyone
who could contact him,

all of our problems would just disappear?

Mine would.

Your issues would take years to unpack.

Man.

If only I knew of a way
we could contact... ok, fine.

I may have his number.

You saw him? Where?

Yeah. Where was it, asta?

- Was it...
- No.

Here? Was it here?

Stop.

- On her face?
- Was it right here?

On her boobs? On her... on her butt

was it all up in here?

You had sex with the hybrid?

It just happened.

And... and then it kept happening,

and then he fell in love with me.

God, this has not been
my proudest month.

So while I was trapped by the greys,

you were sexing with one.

No wonder you never noticed the mantid.

You were too busy noticing
the inside of Joseph's body.

Wait. You think I was inside him?

Hey, buddy, asta can be
inside whoever she wants.

I wasn't inside him.

If the rectum fits.

Wait, this is good.

We can use his affection
to get what we want.

I just broke up with him.

I think he cried, ok? I can't do that.

Yes, you can.

Men will do anything
for love. I ate worms.

Asta, I mean, this guy could
save our lives, you know?

Come on, I used to call
exes for rides to the airport.

I'm calling him.

- Hey, asta.
- I can't talk.

I'm with my new girlfriend.

We just had sex eight...
sorry, how many times, dear?

Nine times?

- She's so hot.
- Ok, cool.

So I was just calling
to ask you something.

- Yes, I'll marry you.
- I was just lying.

- There's no one else.
- You're my always and forever.

No, there is a mantid in Patience,

and we need your help.

I'll do it.

I'll kill the mantid and
prove my love for you.

No, wait. That's not

- he's in Harry's cabin.
- No

I feel better already.

Hi, Nancy.

A friend of ours stopped
by here yesterday,

and we just wanted to
see if you remember him.

Yeah, the old deputy.

He was here, but I
don't remember much.

He paid cash, so I didn't get an address.

Sorry.

- Does...
- does this jog your memory?

I'm sorry.

I... I could have sworn
that that was plastic.

We will obviously pay for that.

- Yes.
- So sorry.

Don't worry about it.

Got Ben's card on file.

I'll just charge it. It hasn't
been used in a while.

Funny, you used to
come in here all the time,

buy your lovely wife flowers.

What happened?

Yeah, Ben. What happened?

Feels like there's no right answer to that.

It was a brutal and bloody affair.

We were evenly matched,
and we hit each other

with everything we had.

In the end, there were victories

on both sides, mostly mine.

He did knock me down at one point.

I made the tactical decision

to remain still and relieve myself

so he would think I was dead.

So you shit your pants?

It was a strategic play,
used to great effect

by the tribulan aliens and
known across the universe

as a brilliant chess move.

So you shit your pants?

I changed before I came here.

He's lying about the tribulans.

- There is no such chess move.
- Anyway

I scared him off so
badly he immediately...

Folded his clothes, packed
his suitcase, and ran off.

Coward.

So he had time to pack?

He's an experienced
traveler. He had a system.

I am so glad that you survived,

but are you sure you don't
want me to drive you to the clinic?

Because he ripped your arm off.

No, us hybrids are stronger

and tougher than you humans.

This is the equivalent
of you stubbing your toe.

Well, now that I've
proven my love to you,

we can get married.
You will have to drive.

I'm feeling a little dizzy.

It must be the adrenaline of victory.

I'm just gonna lay down.

Don't worry about me.

Well, this is good, right?

- The mantid's gone now.
- For now.

But he will be back, and I
must be ready when he is.

Joseph.

Could you face the
kitchen so I don't have

to look at your broken face?

Ok.

The greys have implanted an inhibitor

in me that is blocking me
from my true alien form.

I need you to pull it out
so I can kill the mantid

and avenge the death
of your attractiveness.

I don't know how to do all that stuff.

- Son of a bitch.
- Nope.

Turn it back.

I don't know how to do all that stuff.

I'm a hybrid.

The greys made sure
we knew the difference.

We didn't have access
to that kind of technology

or the Espresso machine.

You need a full grey for what you want.

Is anybody else seeing
any white dots in the air,

or is that just me?

- Hi, Nancy.
- Hi, deputy Liv.

Did I just see the
hawthornes leaving here?

Yep, they were asking a whole
bunch of strange questions

about that former deputy.

- Joseph?
- Interesting.

Why is everyone so
interested in that guy, anyway?

I mean, he's a looker,
but he's not too bright.

I watched him go through
a whole pack of cards

'cause he misspelled "sincerely."

Really?

Do you still have any of
those cards lying around?

I think so.

Can I keep these?

Sure.

Thank you.

What type of flowers did he buy?

Pink peonies.

He said he wanted
something that symbolized

new love.

Joseph's in love with
someone in Patience.

- Hi.
- Hey, there.

Welcome to the copper Ridge. I'm Judy.

- I'll help you with this bag.
- Thanks.

It's sad to leave this body behind.

I always wanted to be a doctor,

but it's clear this identity
has been compromised.

I'll need a new look
while I plan my next move.

Let me just get this.

Time to eat.

- A little jumpy?
- Yeah.

Just knowing the mantid is out there.

I had lunch with Kayla.

I couldn't shake the
feeling I was being watched.

Yeah. Yeah, I'm used to that.

- Being hot and all?
- You get it.

Where do I buy a beret?

I think I saw one in the
window at the dork store.

I need it for my Paris trip. I found Bruce.

He is posting pictures.

- My god.
- That's great.

He can give you back your alien parts

ness... whatever.

But that is not Paris.

But that is the Eiffel Tower.

Your American education
has sadly failed you.

Maybe, but unless the Eiffel Tower

is next to a picture of
"criss angel mind freak,"

your grey friend is not in France.

- He's in Vegas.
- Wait, he's a grey.

He can tell us how to stop the orbs

- and get them off Kate's back.
- That's right.

We're coming with you.

We could ask Bruce about the baby.

We do not have time for extra questions.

I do not know how long Bruce
can survive in this atmosphere.

Well, we'll make time. All right.

- Road trip to Vegas.
- Whoo-hoo.

Wait. Never mind.

You know, you guys have fun.

I've got work, a lot of shifts.

You're banned from the
Paris hotel, aren't you?

You're banned from all the hotels?

D'arce.

Careful.

I may have to arrest you
for excessive handsomeness.

You know, the minimum
sentence for that

is a week in your bed.

Is that a fact?

- That is a fact.
- Lena.

The sheriff told me about
the headless hunter case.

How's it going?

Like any cool details?

It's so funny.

I was just saying to Mike last week

that I was craving some
action, and out of nowhere

- comes a headless body.
- See?

I just kept saying, be patient, you know?

And things will work
out, and then they did.

I mean, not for the hunter.

Forensics is leaning
toward an animal attack,

but only part gone was the head,

like a bite, but clean.

So the tendons, they
weren't jagged or crushed.

So really, who knows?

Reminds me of this lady back in DC.

She died in her sleep
surrounded by 78 cats.

She wasn't dead ten minutes

before they started turning her corpse

- into a damn golden corral.
- I heard about that.

Ate the meat right down to the bone.

You want some fries, deputy?

I might never actually eat again.

Still, it makes you think, right?

Suspect's not a human,
but also not an animal.

If only there was something
in-between human and animal.

Like, what could that be, sir,

like, if something that was real

was in-between animals and humans?

- You mean like a bonobo.
- No.

Well, a bonobo is the closest relative

to human beings in the animal kingdom

hell, even more so than the chimpanzee,

and you can teach a
chimp to build a treehouse.

It's not a bonobo.

It's hard to say what we're seeing.

We'll get more evidence

once we search up Blackburn mountain.

Blackburn?

Like the place with all the caves?

Why?

Like, why would you want to go there?

'Cause those caves are
the perfect place to hide.

No. No, they're not.

They're too... they're full of silverfish.

Well, I guess we'll see.

Search and rescue is starting
a thorough sweep tomorrow,

so whatever's hiding up
there, we're gonna find it.

I can do it.

You wanna join the search team?

No team. Just me.

I'm... i'm... i'm... I'll do it.

Thanks, Liv, but it's
actually too much area

for one person to cover alone.

I see.

It's because I'm a woman?

You think I can't search some caves

without a man's help?

Wow.

I thought you had a girl's back, Lena.

Now I am definitely
searching the caves alone

to prove you wrong.

I'm disappointed.

What the hell?

No, we don't have time to see a show.

I just want magic Mike
to pull a rabbit out of a hat

or tell me which card is mine.

Ok, that's not what "magic Mike" is.

Or show me his penis.

Ok, so you do know what the show is.

- Bruce.
- Harry, you found me.

Vegas, baby. You just missed Robert.

He was happy he won $800,
but then he was sad he lost $800.

This town is a ride.

We weren't sure you'd still be here.

Harry said the greys can't survive

too long in earth's
atmosphere. How are you still

I don't know.

The excitement, the energy?

It might also be all the iodine

in the 15 shrimp cocktails I ate.

Whatever it is, I've never felt so alive.

Whoa.

I shouldn't be too surprised.

My foot fell off in the elevator.

I'll grab Bruce. You grab the arm.

- What?
- Come on.

Yeah, my

- hi, Peter.
- Hi.

What?

I didn't know you were bringing company.

Holy shit, a cyborg man.

And besides not running
off a lawn mower engine,

your design is like 50% go-kart.

I mean, if you want, I could paint you

some flames around the sides here.

No, thanks.

I just need to get out of
here so I can go find my son.

- Liv drew that.
- Yeah.

Well, the deputy here,
she's quite the artist.

She puts that painting pig
down at the county fair to shame.

Although she's got the advantage, right?

She can... she can use her hands.

She ain't gotta put the pencil
in her mouth like lil pigcasso.

Thank you.

To be honest, I'm

I'm kind of glad you followed me here.

Peter's proof that aliens are real.

You don't have to
pretend to doubt anymore.

Now, hold on one second. All right?

From everything you done
told me about this project

you can call me Peter.

This Peter here, is that
he was made by some

shadowy black-ops Pentagon
clandestine strike force

group sons of bitches,
right? Not some aliens.

You know, I met a lot of people like you

in my line of work. Hell, I was you once.

The mind is a strange thing.

We can believe in things
that make no logical sense,

like... like love, but reject things

that we see right in front of us.

Just ask yourself this.

Why would the
government spend billions

of dollars on turning a
70-year-old podcaster

- into a weapon?
- I... I... I don't know.

Liv told me you saw an alien that night,

and you captured it
before the government

came and cleared the scene.

Let me guess.

They told you it was a radiation leak,

and you think you're seeing things.

'Cause I was seeing things.

I put the alien in my trunk,
and then it disappeared.

Tell me, do you ever wonder
why it wasn't in the trunk?

He's disintegrating.

Quick, Bruce, how can we stop the greys

from sending orbs after our friend?

You can't.

They won't call off the orbs

until they find what they're looking for.

Bruce, I need you to help me.

When I was on the ship,
the greys did something

to me to... to block my true alien form.

So whatever strength you have left,

use it to reverse it.

Also they stole my wallet.

Ok, Harry, they didn't block your powers.

How can that be?

Every time I try to
access my alien energy, I

I feel nothing.

Greys have always been jealous

of your people's abilities.

They wouldn't block your energy.

They'd steal it.

His energy?

Everything in the universe
is energy, sweetheart.

They separated out
Harry's atomic alien particles

and left the rest.

Sorry, Harry, but you're human.

This is impossible.

There must be some way to reverse it,

some way for me to
get my alien energy back

and my wallet.

Greys would never give
it up, not without getting

something they want more in return.

I think the wallet is kind of an hr issue.

Ha, I know what I'm going to do.

I'm going to give the
greys what they really want

you, the grey defector.

- Wait, what?
- Yeah, what?

When humans lie to themselves,

it's called rationalizing.

Because it's rational
to do whatever you can

to make yourself feel better.

I didn't know you were coming over.

- Hey.
- Everything ok?

I was just dropping off Daisy's blankie.

Forgot to put it with
the rest of her things.

Looks like an awfully
big bag for just a blanket.

Might be a couple other
things in there I bought,

one or two books, a few toys,
and a bread-shaped pillow.

That was more for me, so...

- You know what? You...
- you came all this way.

You wanna hold her?

Ok.

- Yeah.
- Just for a second.

Yeah.

Here you go.

Hi. Hi.

Don't tell asta.

No, don't you die on me,

not before I finish betraying you.

Harry, you can't do this.

Bruce saved you, and now
you're trying to sacrifice him

just to get what you want.

You don't do that to your friends.

What do you care?

It is the same thing you did with Joseph.

What? No, I didn't.

Yes, you did.

You used him for what you wanted.

He got hurt. We are the same.

- God.
- You're right.

I cannot find a pulse.

Stop.

It's no use.

The greys would not even want him.

What good is he?

They would not even
be able to torture him.

Harry, I forgive you
for trying to betray me.

You gave me the best day
and a half of my entire life.

I got to see the most beautiful planet,

saw my first sunset,

and I may have married a
Greek man named milos last night.

I don't know. I was pretty drunk.

Yes, you said that you could help.

Please hurry. Your body is souping.

I know what the greys want.

Why are you whispering?

You're speaking telepathically.

Hey.

Sorry I'm late.

For you.

A romantic card.

- And...
- And a check for $10 made out to cash.

I didn't know your last name.

Now that we're getting back together, I

I want to establish some boundaries.

You can do whatever you want to me,

and I will always come back to you.

Stop, that's... that's not why I called.

I understand, I understand.

I can assure you, I am injured,

but I am all man. I still
have most of my penis.

Thank you.

No, I called you to apologize.

I used you because I
wanted help with the mantid,

and I shouldn't have done that, and I

and I never should
have made you feel like

you had to fight aliens to win my love.

But come on, Joseph.

You don't love me.

But I do.

When we're apart, the
world is... Dark and empty.

But with you, it's bright.

And the mean voices in
my head aren't as loud.

- That's what I mean.
- That's... that's not love.

It's fear.

- Will you be in fear with me?
- No.

No, that's... that's not a thing.

Ok, you're on your own for the first time,

and you're really scared. I get that.

You know, I'm scared too.

But you can't let it control you.

My whole life has been about the greys

and doing awful things for them.

I mean, look what we did
to Ben and Kate's baby.

Being with you made me feel good.

You made me feel like I could be good.

What if I never feel that way again?

If you felt good with me,

it's only because I brought out the good

that's already inside you.

I felt good with you, too, you know?

And there's plenty of good in us.

We just... we just have to find it.

Son of a bitch.

I believe in aliens.

And this is our ultra-special suite

equipped with our
best working microwave.

Whatever you cook in
it comes out tasting like

the best fish sticks.

Actually, this one

could use a bit more cleaning, so...

Humanity is infectious.

If you let it, it will get into your blood

and travel all the way to your heart.

Hello?

"I don't know where your baby is,

"but I know that she's
on earth and she's safe.

From Joseph."

Hon.

I do not care now that
I have a human body.

I am not afraid of becoming
too human because

I do not lie to myself about what I am.

Bruce was my friend,
and I tried to sacrifice him

to the greys for my own gain.

I now know that even
without my alien energy,

I still have my cold, dark alien heart.

Goodbye, my friend.

You will be missed.

Before Bruce died, he
told me there was one thing

I could trade to the greys,

the technology of my people.

Powerful enough, the greys could use it

to destroy my home planet.

But if that will get me
my alien energy back,

it is a price I am willing to pay.

I need that technology,
and I know where to find it.