All language subtitles for Nash Bridges s04e02 Imposters

Hey, tell you what. Why don't you let me
buy lunch today?

Joe? I don't know. There's just this new
Santa Fe place I want you to see.

First of all, there's no such thing as
new Santa Fe anymore.

There's only so many things you can do
with blue corn.

Secondly, I am not destitute, so stop
treating me like I am.

I have an income.

Oh, speaking of income, there you go.

What's this for? That's a check for the
first month's rent.

And here you go.

What's this?

That's a list of things I need adjusting
to leave this apartment.

It's nice to know the landlord
personally.

Loose stone and sidewalk.

I don't own the damn sidewalk.

Well, it's actually as you step off the
sidewalk onto the pathway, which you do

own, because I checked.

All right, I'll look into it. Okay.

So this day we're going to go pick up
this Leticia.

She's a money launderer for the mob,
right?

And what would the big point here be?

Maybe she knows some money tips.

Are you trying to piss me off?

I'm just trying to help you.

I got a good way for you to help. Stop
talking about it.

Afternoon, ladies.

Looking for Letitia Hartwell?

Letitia, she's in the back.

Okay, thanks.

What is it?

Um, toxic chemicals. Don't breathe in.

I'm starting to lose my hair.

No? Oh, good.

You must think you got the wrong number
here, brother man, because there is no

way you could be talking to me in that
snotty -ass tone of voice.

Tawana, I told you I wanted them in red,
girl. And use cherry pop. This is too

purple. I agree. Too purple.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, sister.

Now then, try to run on me. I hope you
got a warrant, Nash Bridges, because my

cousin's sister -in -law knows a guy who
used to clean Anthony Bailey's

brother's pool.

You know what I'm saying, right? No, you
lost me after sister -in -law.

Now, this is a grand jury summary.

We're going to babysit you until you
testify against Frankie Brown, your

favorite moneylender.

I ain't testifying against nobody,
because I don't know nothing.

Now, girlfriend, you can either come
easy, or we can mess up them bird nails.

Come on, now.

I'll catch you later, Twana.

Bye, Twana.

Later.

Joe, I don't think he's here for a
sermon.

Where'd she go? She was just here.

I know that.

You said Letitia made some enemies, huh?

Gee, I wonder why.

She's so easy to get along with.

a DB?

Nothing yet. All he was carrying was a
bark ticket and more ammo.

At least we know how he got here.

Anything? Nothing useful. We got a great
description of his socks. Seems that

everybody hit the dirt as soon as the
shooting started.

The mayor wants you to see this.

This tattoo looks like a jailhouse job
for me.

Aryan Brotherhood. Well, if we don't
know who he is, at least we know who

him. Frankie Brown?

Frankie Brown.

We better get a hold of Letitia before
Brown dies, otherwise we won't have a

case against him.

That would be correct. Evan, we'll pick
up Frankie Brown.

Harvey? See if you can find Letitia
before anybody else does. I'll beat the

bushes.

Well, I assume that because he lives
with me and he's my father, that he was

covered under my policy.

Excuse me, are you aware that your voice
sounds automated?

She hung up on me.

Unbelievable.

Hospital bill?

Yeah, I owe 18 ,000 bucks.

Apparently, when Nick had his heart
attack, he wasn't staying in the

He was in a five -star hotel.

Well, I got a solution for you.

I don't want to hear about any off -duty
cases.

No, no, no, no. It's much bigger than
that.

Now I'm really scared.

Well, I'll look out for you, man. How
many people in your life will look out

you? Joe, I hate those cases.

All right, once in a blue moon, one
comes along that's quick and profitable,

fine. But for the most part, they're a
pain in the ass.

You don't like the extra money?

After your agency gets through with
their cut? No, I don't.

I don't like the cases. They're all a
bunch of nutbags.

Well, this time I got it all figured
out.

What time is it?

Five to... Why?

I would tell you, but it would ruin the
surprise.

I know, I know, you don't like
surprises, but you're going to like this

Hey, turn up here.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I know this building. This is 421 Gray
Street.

Head shrink central.

Every office in this joint is a
psychiatrist.

I know that. You think I don't know
that?

So this is your big surprise?

You got me an appointment with a head
shrinker?

I know the problem. I'm broke.

Well, not for long, my brother.

Oh, man.

What? You gotta be kidding.

Hey, no middleman, no percentages off
the top. We choose all the cases, we get

all the money. We own the whole thing,
me and you, huh?

Or, you know, we could do it
alphabetically.

Hey,

ta -da!

Congratulations!

Wait a minute, I know this place.

You do? Yeah, wasn't there a murder
-suicide here a few weeks ago?

Yeah, a patient came in.

Blew his therapist away and then killed
himself, right?

Yeah, well, that might be true.

Joe, it is true because the body was
right there. I remember seeing the crime

scene photos.

Hey, why do you think we're getting the
first three months free?

Yoo -hoo, boys, champagne's getting
flat. I'm not drinking.

Hey, come on, just a sip for good luck.

Hey, where are you going? Come on. Back
to planet Earth.

Oh, hey, Nash, I'd like you to meet our
very first client, Cheryl Dabrowski.

Hello. Hi, very nice to meet you. I've
taken the liberty of doing a pre

-interview, and I'll type some notes in
case you need them.

Good. Sure, why don't you come on in?

I've been performing as chef for nearly
ten years now, Vegas, Branson. I had a

big following here in the city, mostly
in the gay community.

But now, man, my career is over.

Do you know what it feels like to lose
everything?

Uh, yes, I'm, uh... I'm familiar with
that.

Yeah, Nash recently suffered some losses
himself.

Luckily, he still has you, Joe.

Luckily.

So, uh, how can we help?

I need you to get my wig back. It's an
authentic Cher wig.

The diva herself wore it during her
legendary Las Vegas stint in 79.

It may sound bizarre, but I actually
channel her through that wig.

Well, you look like you're doing a
pretty good job without it.

Not on stage.

On stage, I cannot sing a note. I freeze
up.

I can't perform without that wig.

Isn't it tragic?

Um, do you have any idea who might have
taken it?

I know exactly who.

His name is Kenny Jackson.

He was my protege.

Hello. All about Eve?

Uh, Pepe, don't you have some phones
that you need to answer?

I put them on forward.

I enjoy being where the drama is.

On forward, then.

Kenny used to help me put my costumes
together.

So I shared with him some of the basic
techniques.

You know.

Then one day he just disappeared.

He took my wig. He took my best Bob
Mackie knockoff.

He told my act.

Last I heard, he was performing at a gay
club in the Castro.

Did you try going to the police?

Yeah. They laughed at me.

They told me this case was too
ridiculous for them to take.

Too ridiculous for them?

Can you imagine?

So when Pepe told me about you two,
well, you people have been so loyal to

over the years.

I just wanted to give something back.

The gay community, you know, with us as
members of it.

Look, it's our niche market.

There's gay doctors, gay lawyers, gay
dentists.

We're gay detectives. Yeah, right,
except for the gay part.

Look, you have a little success, you get
a reputation.

No.

I don't think I can take it anymore.

We develop a client base in the gay
community where we're known.

Okay, then we start building up our
revenue.

Then when we get firmly established, we
come out.

What? We come out of straight.

Joe, we are out.

I mean, we're in.

Stop talking.

Just stop talking.

Harv, did I tell you that I got a brand
new washer -dryer combo? And guess what,

bud? I'm going to give you my old one.

No. Seriously?

Yeah, why not? I mean, I got to get rid
of it, so what the hell? You'd be doing

me a favor.

Fresh laundering the privacy of my own
home? That'd be, like, too magical to

believe. So what do you want for it?

Nothing. Oh, come on. I got to give you
something for it.

No, Harp, really.

I haven't picked a price. I don't accept
charity except from women.

All right, how about $150?

How does that sound?

Sounds like a deal, brother.

Great, great.

Check this out. I mean, what does this
guy need with security?

What crook would be stupid enough to
break into Frankie Brown's house?

Check those windows, Harp. I don't think
that's the mailman taking a nap.

Check it out, 10 o 'clock camera.

Look at the failure of being watched.

Let's find out who.

I think you went out this way.

Come on back.

So we're looking for a killer the
approximate size of a border collie?

Did you play back the tape on the video
surveillance camera?

Non -commercial system. Real -time
viewing only.

No tape.

All right.

Who do we know that's clever enough?

To circumvent the alarm system, mean
enough to kill Brown, and small enough

get through the doggy door.

Maybe Big Tiny.

Yep, that's what we were thinking. Find
him.

Bring him in.

We'll meet you back at the SIU.

Hey, Daddy.

Hi there, daughter.

Hey, kid. Want a sandwich?

Oh, no thanks, I'll pass.

How did registration go?

Overwhelming. I got every class I wanted
except voice and movement.

Theater classes are so competitive to
get into.

Oh, well, keep trying.

Is that the tuition bill? Yes, it is.
And I talked to my advisor about your

situation. He said you should fill these
out.

What's this?

Safety net financial aid?

It's for people with special emergency
financial situations.

No, no, no, no. We're not doing that. I
have income.

Daddy. Kathy, I promised you that I was
going to pay for your college education.

And that's exactly what I'm going to do.
Okay, well, I got involved in this work

-study program.

It's through the Student Union, and I
can get a discount on my book. No, no,

no. We're not doing a work -study
program either.

You're going to focus on classes,
meeting people, having a normal college

experience.

Let me worry about the finance.

You sure?

Positive. Thank you, Jenny.

Listen, I need this back right away, so
fill it out. Good.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, Joe.

Okay.

Stop thinking.

Don't say a word.

You didn't have to.

I can hear you in my head.

All right, I'm in.

You got me, babe.

Ness, we got an ID on our dead hitman.

Go. It was Josh Denkirk, and you were
right about the tattoo. He was Aryan

Brotherhood. Anyway, she was released at
a long talk in June, and he got busted

for dealing again last week. He was just
arrested. What's he doing back out

again? Well, somehow he posted a $300
,000 bail bond two days ago. The

is, where did he get it?

That's big -time money for a small -time
hood.

Yeah, and why wouldn't Frankie hire a
professional hitter to go after Letitia

instead of some two -bit ex -con with no
previous experience?

That sounds kind of wonky to me. Very
wonky.

Hey, Nash, according to his PO, Big Tiny
was arrested last week on a B &E

charge. So Big Tiny couldn't have killed
Brown, huh? Oh, yes, he could. Wait a

second. Look, he made bail three days
ago.

Okay, now my wonky meter is redlining.

Harvey, what's the bail bonds for Tiny
there?

Binks bonds?

Yes, sir, Richard Binks. I don't like
this.

Come on, let's take a ride.

I'm not sure I understand the problem
here, gentlemen.

Well, let me elaborate.

Two men, Den Kirk and Big Tiny Thack,
who've never met, are bailed out within

hours of each other. One of them ends up
dead, and the other one ends up a

murder suspect.

And you don't think it's a coincidence?

Well, do you?

Who bailed them out?

Friends, family, I presume.

Both bonds were secured by fully
collateralized assets.

I don't get charity here.

And we don't give second chances.

So if you have anything to add, now
would be the time.

Inspector, my firm posts bail bonds on
over 200 cases a week.

Many of those are repeat offenders.

I'm not surprised to hear when criminals
commit crimes.

Are you?

Not surprised.

Just unhappy.

As am I. If my client fails to show, I'm
out a lot of money.

If one of your clients doesn't show up,
we're out a hell of a lot more than

money.

We'll be talking.

That's big.

B -I -N -X.

And do a deep background on it.

How deep?

Center of the Earth, bottom of the
ocean.

That deep.

I'm especially interested to find out
whether or not he ever crossed paths

Frankie Brown.

That'll get you bonus points.

Hey, Harp.

What's up?

Tell Nash to dispatch us a call for him.
It's Letitia.

Nash, stay on the line.

We... All right, I'll keep her on. See
if you can get a trace.

Tisha, baby.

Boy, you can really move. They can call
you the cheetah.

Oh, don't you sweet talk me, Nash
Bridges. You almost got my ass shot off.

No, no, no. Actually, we saved your ass.

Now, why don't you come on in and we'll
talk a deal.

Now, why the hell would I cooperate with
you?

Well, isn't that why you're calling?

No, I'm calling for an apology.

Go ahead.

Sorry, sister. No apologies.

Well, would you at least tell me who the
hell is trying to kill me then?

Anyone in particular I should be
avoiding?

Well, Frankie hired that guy that came
into the beauty salon, and he might have

hired more than one of them. Why would
he want me dead? I've made him millions.

Well, it's kind of a mob severance
package.

You get too much information, you become
a liability.

They erase you.

So if I had you, I'd come see me.

Yeah, well, if I'm going to come in,
it's going to be on my term.

All right, let's discuss the term.

I'll call you back when I'm... Barb, did
you get the trace?

No need. She dialed through 911. We've
got her address on the screen.

She's at a pay phone on Thornton Avenue
in Bayshore. I rolled the unis. All

right, good.

I'm guessing she's already gone, though.

Thanks.

All right, where is it, Blake?

Castro District.

Good. You got an address?

Yes, I do.

475 Hancock.

Beautiful.

There's been a change in plans.

Something's come up.

A fire that needs to be put out.

I hear you're an expert with Chang.

I'm very good.

Is that relevant?

You do whatever you want, just so long
as you're clear on the terms of our

agreement. It's clear.

The money's in the envelope.

Who is it?

Look behind the cash.

Why don't you go work the room? I'll
talk to the bartender.

I work the room?

Can I get you something?

Just a bottle of water.

Actually, listen, I'm looking for a
share impersonator, a guy named Kenny.

Have you seen him? He used to work here?

I used to work here. No, no, he started
making a lot of demands, wanted a

dressing room, wanted his own band.

That guy was more trouble than it's
worth.

You don't happen to know where I can
find him, do you?

I don't have a clue.

You looking for something?

Someone. A guy that does a Cher
impersonation.

Know anything about that?

Close your eyes, cowboy.

I can be anyone you want me to be.

Well, open your eyes, Pocahontas,
because I'm a cop.

Now, answer the question if you can.

Oh, I get it. No, you don't.

Go buy yourself a Shirley Temple. No,
no, no, no. Role playing, right?

You're going to be the cop, and I'm
going to be the bad, bad boy.

Why do you have handcuffs? Let's go.

Now get this, Bubba. I'm a little busy
here.

And you're annoying me.

Is there any part of this you don't
understand?

No. I understand now.

Do you understand bye -bye?

Bye -bye.

Let's go.

Joe.

Yeah? It's Henry.

Henry Velez. Remember, we were on the
track team together.

Right.

Yeah, Henry, hey, how you doing?

Hey, Joe, there's no explanation needed.

I couldn't even say the word gay till
about six or seven years ago.

Anything?

Oh, I just ran into an old friend of
mine, Henry Velez.

This is my partner, Nash Bridges.

We've been together for a long time.

How long?

Oh, 20 years.

Whoa. And the magic has never stopped.

Honey, we should go.

Yeah, we should. I'm with you. The stage
show here is nothing compared to that

guy who did Cher.

Oh, yeah. You know him? That guy, Kenny?

Exactly. Yeah.

Do you know where he's working now?

Uh, the Hammerhead Club on Polk.

Oh, good. Thank you.

Darling, we should go and check that
out. Yeah, we should.

Bye. Bye -bye.

So he gave me his number and then he
asked me out.

Well, you can always cancel.

Oh, thank you very much. What the hell?

What? Is that Eldon?

Thought we arrested him three weeks ago.

We did.

Means he's out on bail.

Stop!

Eldon, this is your lucky day.

I need you dead.

Tell me you're not selling differences,
dude.

Eldon, this is a gun. That's a chain.
Are we clear on that? You're going to

shoot me? Go ahead. Shoot.

Shoot.

What do you want to do?

What do you mean, what do I want to do?
I want to shoot him. Go ahead.

Shoot. Paperwork.

What you gonna do, huh?

If I lose, kill that son of a bitch.

What you gonna do?

on the fourth floor use our couch for
kindling?

I don't know. Peppy called up and said
our client had a little bit of a

meltdown. Okay, good. You handle it.

Oh, listen.

Did you call the Hammerhead Club and get
a beat on Kenny?

Yeah. They fired him last week. Oh,
that's wonderful.

Thank you. That's very nice.

Hey, hey. I want to get going. Give me
Willie Harbaugh right now.

Hello, big tiny.

Say hello to big dummy.

You got nothing on me, Bridges.

You got it.

And as far as the Three Stooges here, I
got them on assault, brutality, and

civil rights violations.

I'll own this place. You can have it. At
least when it rains.

Get this guy out of here and the other
bozo, too. The ocean air will calm him

down a little bit.

But don't let Elvin out of that chair.

Nash, go.

Leticia's dialing through 911 again.

She's close.

Put her through to my cell phone. Three
blocks, Nash.

Leticia, baby, how you doing?

Uh -uh, Nash Bridges. Don't even think
you could trick me by stalling and

tracing the call, because I've seen all
those movies, and I know it takes three

minutes to trace the call.

Damn, sister, you are smart.

All right, let's hear your demand.

First, full immunity on all charges.

Second, I ain't staying in no seedy -ass
$10 -a -day city safe house. I want

first -class accommodations at a hotel
of my choosing.

Third, I want my cousins Jeannie and
Trixie to be with me. And fourth, and

is very important, I don't want no old,
fat, donut -eating white dudes watching

me. I want fine, young, fit, cute cops
only.

If you don't agree to these demands,
then I ain't never giving myself up.

No deal, sister.

Jill, thank God you're here.

I don't know how to talk to her. I've
never seen her like this.

Did you find the wig yet?

Well, not yet, but... What are you doing
here?

I have something to confess.

It's not just the wig I need.

It's also Sonny.

Sonny? You mean, could he die? No, not
Sonny Bono. My Sonny.

Oh. His name is Ian Stone.

When Kenny stole my act, he stole Ian,
too.

I mean, I understand why Ian left. We
were always bickering, breaking up,

getting back together.

Kind of goes with the territory, I
suppose. But I thought we were having

I mean, we were having fun.

Have you tried calling him?

He doesn't return my messages.

He's the only Sonny I've ever had in my
act that was ever any good.

Well, don't worry about it. We'll find
Sonny, too.

You will?

Sure. For the same price?

Sure.

Um, we want to please our clients.

Joe? Excuse me. Could I talk to you
privately for a moment, please? Um...

I have to close the office.

I'm getting my teeth bleached this
afternoon.

Remember? Oh, yeah, your teeth.

Would you mind dropping Cheryl off,
please?

Uh... Yeah, no problem.

Thank you.

What's she doing here?

She's a little fragile.

I know that in some alternative
universe, that's an answer to my

So, let's go back and have a little face
-to -face with Leticia.

Nash Bridges.

Oh, no, wait.

Don't put me on hold.

Okay. All right, I'll be right with you.

This is the financial aid office over at
Berkeley. I've been trying to get these

bozos all day long.

You holding?

Great, thanks.

So go back and talk to Leticia, okay?

No, no, no, no, I'm not okay.

Joe, she'll nervous me.

Okay.

Michelle, take Joe back to interrogation
and protect him from Leticia.

You still there?

Don't worry, Joe, you'll be safe with
me.

Hey, you know, you people aren't that
easy to get a hold of.

Look, I don't know who you think you're
dealing with, but I am a proud, capable

woman.

I know, Leticia.

You're a genius.

I mean, how many women your age can cook
books for the mob, huh?

None.

Including me.

Look, I don't know what you're talking
about.

We're talking about the wire transfers
that led to your internet address.

What we're talking about, Leticia, is an
ironclad case.

Ironclad. Now, you want to tell us about
Frankie and Binks?

They met in New Orleans 20 years ago.
They were friends.

They grew up together in the Atlanta
syndicate.

That's where Binks set up his first bail
bond business to launder mob money.

So, Frankie and Binks were partners.

Associates. You think you had Frankie
killed so he could take over completely?

So it wasn't Frankie who wanted you
dead, it was Binks, right?

Why? She was only cleaning cash for
Frankie.

So, she's out of the way and Frankie's
dead, he's got the whole thing to

himself. But he retains legitimacy,
right?

That's why you're not going to find
anything to pin on him.

Pink is bulletproof. I mean, he bailed
people out in return for favors, but

since it's all legal, the only paper
trail is a righteous one.

He's one smart cookie.

Every cookie crumbles, huh?

I owe you how much?

Great, wonderful, thank you.

Um, Harp, was there a problem with that
check that you wrote me?

No. No problem.

Well, it seems that I just talked to my
bank and your check didn't clear, so the

three checks I've wrote since then, they
bounced.

That's because I stopped payment on it.

Wait a second.

Why did you do that?

Did you notice I'm not wearing my Armin?

Uh -huh.

My Grateful Dead Armin that Phil Lesch
personally gave me. That was my small

of paying tribute to Jerry's memory.
Your machine chewed it up.

That's why you stopped paying me on my
check? You sold me a faulty machine,

You know, I had to pay $129 for another
serviceman to come out and check on that

stupid thing, which, as far as I can
tell, means you owe me $60.

You're kidding, right?

I mean, this is a joke.

It's your machine.

No, no, no, no, no. It's not my machine.
It's your machine.

I sold it to you. You own it. I didn't
sign anything guaranteeing it. I wasn't

going to give it to you for free. No,
but you didn't give it to me for free.

sold it to me for $150, and now I'm out
my Grateful Dead armband, which I know

you don't care about, but that happened
to be a very important, personal,

spiritual, irreplaceable collector's
item.

Great!

Hallelujah! You know what, Mark? I got a
little newsflash for you. Jerry

Garcia's been dead and buried for the
past three years, and I got one

for you. Get over it!

Take that back.

No. No, you want to take that back, man.

No, I do not want to take that back.

You knew that machine was faulty when
you sold it to me, didn't you? I what?

course you did. Why else would you be so
anxious to get rid of it? Harp, you

better turn on your gun because I think
you're having some type of LSD

flashback. We'll resolve this.

Excuse me?

You heard me.

Hello, gentlemen.

I'm back and welcome to the show.

What show?

It's a game called...

smarter than he is. How do we play our
game, Nash? I'm glad you asked that,

It's a game of skill and knowledge.

I'm going to ask a series of questions.

Questions? What questions? I'm glad you
asked that.

The categories are Binks, Frankie, Bale,
and Potpourri.

And what lovely prizes do we have?

Well, our lucky first place contestant
gets a full pardon for his willing

participation.

But our loser won't go away empty
-handed either. No siree, Bob.

He'll hang like wallpaper for the rest
of his natural life in San Quentin.

Ready to play, gentlemen?

Good, let's get to the first question.

How did Binks contact you to find out if
you'd go along with his bail -for -hire

scheme?

Oh, gosh, I'm going to need a ruling on
that from our judges.

I believe the bigger, uglier one had his
hand up first, man. Come on, that's a

rip -off!

Take it easy, big tiny.

There are three more rounds after this
one. Eldon!

You don't need three rounds.

I'll tell you what you want to know.

So now do we have enough on banks?

Ah, hell, he'll just deny it.

We put those two losers on the stand
with a respected bail bondsman. It'll be

his word against theirs, and we lose.

Well, we couldn't take the hang of this
guy. Full confession, which I doubt

he'll give them.

There you go, Michael.

You give your cousin my best.

Thanks, and I thought your analogy for
Sonny was just beautiful.

So... Have you guys found my sonny yet?

Oh, well, we're working on it. Well,
actually, we did.

He's performing at the Kit Kat Club
tonight at 8.

He is?

Oh, you guys are great. Oh, thank you.

Bubba? Huh?

I think I just figured out a way to get
Bink to confess to everything.

Okay, we got six matches on that guy.

All right, this guy.

How many does that make?

17 matches. Super.

Not enough.

Michelle. Here's another dozen guys that
Bing's supposed to bail for in the past

month. What exactly is it that we're
doing here?

You know, for purposes of lineups, the
computer can select criminals from its

database, and it looks similar to
suspects you got. We're pulling

from the system.

These are all the high -ticket guys,
right? Yeah, they all have bails of six

figures or higher. Who said crime
doesn't pay?

Okay, we're all set with the sheriff's
department for tomorrow morning.

Good. Keep going, Harp. I want these
guys ready to roll by 8 a .m.

Joe, I believe we have a dinner show.
Where's you -know -whom?

She's outside. She got tired of signing
autographs.

Fame's a bitch.

Here you go, guys. Here's more of Mr.
Binks' recently bailed clients. Good.

Hart plug them in. You and Michelle
start picking them up. You got it.

Nice try, Hart, but I sold this to you,
so I think it's yours.

Oh, okay.

Use it as a file cabinet.

I'm sick of dealing with it.

You know, you could make a good son.

Yeah, you might be right. You'd have to
grow the mustache back.

Hey, finally a plan for retirement.

There he is. That's him. Calm down,
Sheriff.

Let the professional handle it, okay?
That is my wig.

Oh, no, no, no. Excuse me. Excuse me.

My dress and my sonny. Too late.

Give me back the wig.

You're just jealous because I look
better.

He told me you sold it to him. And you
believed him?

Sonny, you are even dumber than you
look.

I married you, didn't I?

Sweetheart, everybody does one smart
thing in their lifetime.

What's beautiful about this case, Joe?

There's no possible way we can go
downhill from here.

Good point.

Michelle, did you see a large steel box,
one covered in enamel?

You mean the washing machine?

Yes, yes, the washing machine.

The Salvation Army came all the way.

Here is your tax credit for $150, Harv.

And I checked with my friend in the
fraud division.

Apparently, it's not the first time this
repair guy has made an unnecessary

call.

Here's your refund check for $168.

Thanks, Michelle. How come you're doing
all this?

So that I don't have to listen to you
two babies bickering about it anymore.

Look, Harv, I got to say I'm sorry that
I dissed Jerry Garcia. I mean, you know

that I love Jerry. I love the dad. Man,
I'm sorry. I acted like a jerk. I know

you wouldn't purposely sell me a lemon.
I got you something.

How'd I?

Because I'm a great inspector.

Weird mountain girl.

Mountain girl?

Yeah.

Oh, baby, you the bomb.

Nice to see things are back to normal.

Something going on?

here yet? All present and accounted for.

Okay.

Evan, take Michelle.

Go pick up Binks. Bring him here. Harv,
send the bus over. Let Brock.

Do you have any tents?

Oh, fish.

Your people pulled me out of a bail
hearing.

You'd better have a good reason.

You know, Nash, maybe he's right.

Maybe we don't have a good enough
reason. We ought to let him go.

Well, you're right, Joe.

All right.

You can go. You're on to us.

We don't have anything on you. But
before you leave, you better just take a

gander down there.

Do you have any jacks? What the hell's
going on here?

Oh, them?

Oh, they're going on a little vacation.
They're going to visit the theme parks.

They'll be gone about a week.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Three days there,
three days back. They're actually going

be back in about two weeks. Oh, yeah,
two weeks. I bailed those people.

They're due in court this week.

Yeah, we kind of know that.

Oh, remember this guy, Royce Billings?

Attempted murder, aggravated assault,
bail, $350 ,000.

Isn't that spam, Horner? Grand theft,
$560 ,000 bail. What a bad boy.

You can't force him out of the system.

We're not forcing anybody to do
anything.

You're about to be incarcerated.
Wouldn't you like to have a little fun

Do you have any fives?

Yeah, one.

Thank you.

That's illegal.

They don't show up. They're fugitives.

Yeah, and you forfeit $4 .7 million
worth of bail, as we know.

Oh, and we also know that the big that
Frankie Brown used to pay the Miami mob

is due next week.

But since you've taken over the San
Francisco operation, you would be

responsible for the whole big $2 million
cash.

And by my math, that leaves you about a
million and a half short.

But I wouldn't worry about it. Not too
long, anyway.

You won't have to worry about it too
long.

Do you have any, uh, sixes?

You can't do this.

Oh, sure we can. We can do whatever we
want. But first we should wave bye -bye.

Bye -bye.

Hasta la vista, baby.

Bye -bye, boys. Have a good time.

Do you have any nines?

Go fish.

Okay.

Okay, what?

Okay, I'll give you what you want.
Anything.

Names. I'll be him.

We just want a signed confession.

All right, why don't you buckle up Mr.
Banks here.

We'll be with you right after we finish
the game.

Evan? Sure.

Tell the bus driver he can drop our
passengers off down at the Hall of

staging area. You got it.

Go, bitch.

You know, Bubba, people are going to
start talking about us.

Not everybody here is gay.

Why,

yes, as a matter of fact, they are.

Look at it this way. It's good for
business. Some people sit out together

couple, you know. Hey, bad boy.

I am ready when you are.

Um, start without.

Should I be jealous?

I'd like to start tonight with a song I
normally close with. It's a special way

of bringing back an old friend of mine.

Go ahead, girl.

There's nowhere in the world that I
would rather be than with you, my

love.

The love of my life, Sonny. There's
nothing in the world that I would rather

than us two now.

You know, Bubba, this is just the
beginning.

Stop saying that.

Karen.

Oh, you're divided with Dan.

Divided with Paul.

I got a friend with you.

Sunday, Bing Ramsey's back as coach. We
have a big problem.

Being a cop in New York City means
you're always a target.

NYPD, clear out.

And sometimes there's nowhere safe to
hide.

Be cool, baby.

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