All language subtitles for Murphy Brown s07e23 Model Relationships

What is the difference between a
contract with America and a deal with

devil? I don't know. What? The devil
thinks poor kids should get school

What? You don't think that's funny?

It's okay. Where's Corky? She isn't in
yet. I can't believe you don't think

that's funny. That is funny.

Hi. Sorry I'm late. I didn't get much
sleep last night.

Miller took me to this Greek restaurant
and I didn't get to bed until three.

Didn't get to bed or...

Didn't get to sleep.

What's the difference?

Difference? No difference. Let's get to
work, shall we?

Hey, Frank, where does that take you on
me?

You're giving this back to me now?

Well, it hasn't been that long.

It's on beta. I gave that machine away
eight years ago.

Murphy, listen, Prime Minister Majors
agreed to the interview, but it has to

in London at the end of the month.
Great.

Oh, wait, I've got to check my schedule.
That might be when I'm getting married.

What?

Yeah, you and I are getting married.
Didn't I mention that to you guys?

You regaled us for three hours yesterday
with the saga of how your dry cleaner

lost a button to your blouse, but no, I
don't recall any mention of your plans

to unite your soul with another's for
the rest of eternity.

What was the ceremony?

Is there going to be a ceremony?

Oh, um, how's two weeks from Sunday
sound?

Two weeks?

Murphy, do you have any idea how much
there is to do? I mean, where's the

reception? Who's doing flowers?

Where are you going to get your dress?
Well, actually, you might want to

consider wearing a suit. I mean, it's
more appropriate for, you know, mature

brides.

No desire to go crazy with plans. Peter
and I want to keep this small and

casual. In fact, don't even think of
this as a wedding.

Think of it as a man and a woman
agreeing not to date anyone else in

whole bunch of people.

So, you're getting married.

Yep.

It's a pretty big decision.

I guess.

You made it all by yourselves.

Gosh, I tell you.

I don't know if I could have done that.
I think if it were me, I probably would

have been in here with you for hours
just agonizing over what to do.

Yeah, well, lucky for us, Peter asked me
and not you.

Well, it would have been nice if you'd
at least told me about it. Well, what do

you mean? I just told you. No, you told
everyone.

You didn't tell me, your best friend.

I'm sorry, Frank.

If I could, I'd make it up to you by
offering you the chance to be flower

but Peter already promised that to his
niece.

Glad to see you're taking this so
seriously.

Okay, Frank, if I had it to do all over
again, I would tell you first, much

earlier than anyone else.

How much earlier?

Okay, I'd tell you on the plane. No, I'd
tell you at the motel. No, I would drag

you into the room at the very moment
that Peter proposed. No, better yet, I

would have him ask you, and then you
could ask me. Don't forget I even

it up.

Thank God you're here.

What do you think of this, Ty?

It's fine.

Yeah, that's what I said.

But that idiot in wardrobe just doesn't
get it. Now, can't we fire him before he

does something really dangerous?

What are you doing here? Why aren't you
out shooting footage with the sharks?

Oh, sorry, big guy, but they wouldn't
let me do it the way you wanted.

No, they said I had to be in a
protective cage or I'd be ripped open by

sharks.

Well... I told them it takes a little
more than that to scare Miller Redfield.

But then one of the guys showed me his
stump.

That's what he called my bluff.

I'll catch you later. I'm beat.

Oh, up late last night?

Yeah, I didn't get to sleep till three.

Didn't get to sleep or didn't get to
bed.

God, Miles, would you stop it? You're
driving me crazy with these nutty brain

teasers of yours.

Tell Corky I stopped by, okay, stud?

I hate him, Jim.

What could Corky possibly be attracted
to? Don't tell me his looks, because I

have it on good authority he's had work
done.

What do you think of the music?

Oh, it's just that many moons ago, I
faced a rival suitor for Doris'

My response was to date as many women as
I could to make her jealous, and it

worked.

To this day, I tease her about the
mistakes she almost made.

Can you imagine Doris, Mrs. Tom Snyder?

Come and kiss my feet nightly.

But who would I go out with?

Oh, please.

Why, in this building alone, there must
be hundreds of eligible women. How about

Vicki in accounting?

Eh, she's got that weird hair thing.

Oh, okay. How about Patty in the tape
library?

Eh, too skinny.

Ruth in the message center? She's quite
attractive.

Yeah, but she's always wearing those
gold sneakers.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

Her name is Miles Silverberg, not Brad
Pitt.

She's going to be someone with two X
chromosomes and be done with it.

Bill, I thought this was supposed to be
the light turkey sandwich from the spa

menu. Yeah, so?

Well, it's got cheese and bacon and it's
slathered in mayonnaise. It looks

just like the regular sandwich, only
smaller, and it costs twice as much.

Yeah, but it's really paying off for
you, Frank.

You look great.

Really? You think so?

It's FYI. Hey, everyone.

I'd like you to meet Vandala. I'm
showing her around town this week.

Where's Clarkie? Wait a minute. The
Vandala?

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
Vandala? The walking goddess Vandala?

Frank. She's the supermarket checkout
girl Vandala and just got a free

at JCPenney.

I'm a big fan.

Nice to meet you, my cover. What's your
last name?

It's the same as yours.

So, uh, how'd you guys meet?

I don't know. Where's Courtney? What
parts of town have you seen? I don't

Where's Courtney? Listen, Pendula,
you're a supermodel.

Why are you hanging with Miles?

Well, I'm doing some wonderful, handsome
men in my life.

Miles is different.

I'm with you so far.

He's smart and funny.

Miles, tell them the joke you told me.

No, that's okay. Oh, come on. It's so
funny.

It's about the devil and the contract
with America.

Hey, that's my joke. I told you that
joke.

Really? I don't remember. Let's write
your name on this. What?

It's not my joke.

I'm the one who's different from all
those other wonderful, handsome guys.

the one who should be hanging with
Vandalos. Give it up, Frank.

Listen, I know lots of jokes.

Listen,

you stop me if you've heard this, okay?

Knock, knock. I've heard it.

This thing's really getting out of hand.
So now I need to know, how many slices

of pizza would you guys eat at the
wedding?

Pizza? At a wedding? It's a great idea,
huh? I'm surprised more people don't do

it.

Murphy, this is Pendula.

Have you seen Courtney? No, hi.

Hey, you're from Denmark, are you?

Sweden, actually. Oh, well, that's close
enough.

Listen, can you tell me, how much would
a good smorgie cost these days?

I wouldn't know.

Eh, what, I'm sorry.

editing bay. Corky, you're here. I'd
like you to meet... You

know each other? Oh, yeah. We met a few
years

ago when I did a story on the fashion
industry.

She's the only woman who ever got me to
open up about my physical shortcomings.

You know, I still don't know how you go
out in public with those hideous nail

beds of yours.

I promise not to tell.

How did you two get together?

Did you buy her at a charity auction?

No.

Vandal and I have been seeing each
other.

Oh, really?

For how long?

One day.

Two meals. Yeah, I was prepping a story
for the next wave on models who've gone

into acting, and something just started
feeling really right between us.

Well, I just hope you two are having fun
together.

We are.

In fact, we're about to go to lunch, our
third meal together.

Although... If you count that pretzel we
had on the street, that would be meal

number four.

But you ate most of it and got mustard
all of your time.

And I didn't even care.

See ya.

Bye. Ah,

poor Miles.

Poor Miles?

Yeah. Didn't you see those nail beds?

Did. Yeah.

Well, here we are.

Wait a minute. This place doesn't look
like it has the best fries in town.

the hell are we?

Bridal store.

I'm sorry I had to trick you, Murphy,
but I couldn't get you here any other

Oh, sure you could. All you'd need is a
chloroform -soaked rag, some rope, and a

car trunk that doesn't open from the
inside. Goodbye. Murphy, wait.

This is my wedding gift to you.

Because I know that under that tough
exterior is a little girl who always

dreamed of a fairytale wedding.

All that's underneath this exterior is a
very hungry woman who didn't have lunch

because she was promised fries and
instead wound up inside Jeannie's

Hey, Murphy, you'll thank me later. Just
give it a chance. Whenever you've had

enough, just give me the word and we'll
go, okay?

Oh, all right.

Hello.

I'm Scarlett. How are you gals today?

Okay, I've had enough. Let's go.

I understand there's always a little
stress when your daughter's getting

married, isn't there?

She is.

Of course. Well, you've come to the
right place.

Now, tell me, what sort of a function
did you have in mind?

Nothing big, nothing fancy, nothing
pink. In fact, nothing.

On a budget. Okay.

Let's look at some gowns first, shall
we? Because as we say in this business,

when you walk down that aisle, if their
eyes don't pop, then the wedding is a

flop.

Princess.

To frou -frou. Okay.

Well, now, here's something.

Unspoken romance.

To see -through.

The eve of m 'lady. I'd rather die.

I like this one. What's this one called?

The curtain.

Let's move on to cakes, shall we?

Now, our top seller is our all -vanilla,
six -tiered Swan Lake Fantasia.

All right.

Well, we have the five -tiered, sherry
-swirled Garden of Eden.

How about a Sara Lee Bundt cake with
some Baskin -Robbins mint chip?

Could we substitute Rocky Road for the
mint chip?

Feel free to browse.

Hey!

Look who it is!

Murphy and Corky! What a coincidence!

Hi. What are you doing here?

Oh, nothing.

Me and Bendy, she likes it when I call
her that. We were walking by, and she

just insisted we come in. No, I didn't.

Really? But you did, V. She likes it
when I call her V, too.

No, I don't.

I mean, we're not even talking, not even
thinking, you know.

Hey, you never say never.

Ooh, you know, Vandala, I think this
dress would look just great on you.

No, it wouldn't.

You're right. It'd look much better off
you.

Oh, well.

Let's get going. I hear the place down
the street has the best fries in town.

Do they have chili fries? I love chili
fries.

Me, too.

Whoa. First fast cars, and now chili
fries. We have so much in common.

Deal number five.

You don't think they're serious, do you?

Oh, please. Miles hates fast cars. Every
time I edge a bit over 100 or do a

little swerving, he practically bursts
into tears.

He's obviously willing to make time for
her.

Time he's never willing to make for me.

Well, if you're so interested, why do
you waste time with the thief? I mean,

Miller. Would you stop throwing black
teeth and beards on all the pretty

I'm not wasting time with Miller.

He's sweet and affectionate, and he
always wants to be with me.

So does a golden retriever. And unlike
Miller, they actually seem to understand

you when you talk to them.

Listen, we're going out to dinner
tomorrow night. It's Chez Moulage. You

come with us? That way you can see if
you're interested in using the

for your reception and get to know
Miller better in the bargain.

Hey, throw in a swift kick to the head
and you got yourself a deal.

Fine, Murphy, don't go.

If you want to miss out on a good
atmosphere, free food, and a fun

that's fine with me.

Free food? What's free food?

Oh, yeah.

If you tell your better restaurant
you're considering using them for your

reception, they'll let you sample their
food for free.

Well, what time's our reservation?

Good evening.

I understand you're thinking of having a
wedding reception with us. I'm sure

you'll find our staff courteous. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Now, this meal is totally

free, right? You're not going to stick
me with any sale tax or tip or anything?

We want you to freely sample our menu so
you'll know Chez Melange is the only

place for your reception.

Then sample we shall.

Fork over the menus, Charlie. I'm
growing roots here.

Wow.

French food.

Crazy, huh?

Fifty years ago, we were at war with
them.

Now we're eating in their restaurant.

The French were on our side.

Yeah, sure. After we dropped the bomb on
them.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go
freshen up.

Miller's a dear.

But the more time I spend with him, the
more I realize he can be a little...

A little slow?

I hate to break it to you, but he just
went to freshen up in the kitchen.

Oh, my God!

Of all the places supermodel and actress
Fendel and I could have chosen for our

six -wheel together, what are the odds
of us choosing the same one as you guys?

Corky clued me into this great deal. If
you tell a restaurant you're thinking of

having your wedding reception there,
they give you all the food for free.

Neat, huh?

Call me crazy, but I'm betting Liz
Taylor's been grifting places with this

phone here.

Sounds great. How about Vendel and I get
in on the action?

Oh, I don't know, Miles. Oh, come on.
It'll be fun.

Are you ready to place your order?

Uh, sure. We'll have one of everything.

One of everything?

Oh, that's right. There's five of us
now. Okay, we'll have two of everything.

It's fun, huh? Nice and cozy.

Miller, you're back.

Oh, I just missed you.

Wow.

Miles, hey.

I didn't realize you were joining us.

Listen, you have got to check out these
self -flushing toilets.

They're amazing.

No, I went back eight times to test it.
I even tried sneaking away from it. But

God struck me dead at that clever little
toilet. Couldn't tell when I left.

Aren't you that supermodel, Gondola?

Gondola.

Yeah, right, right, right. I gotta tell
you, I've been digging that picture of

you in those gold Lycra stretch pants.

Question, do they make them for guys?

Because I think I'd look pretty hot in
them.

Damn, I was afraid this would happen.

What's the matter, Murphy? I'm starting
to fill up on breadsticks. Waiter!

This duck of a Raj is out of this world.
You want some?

Rude, but aren't you full yet? Hey, I
was full an hour ago, but pros play with

pain. You know what else I love about
Vandala? She understands my busy

You know what else I love about Miller?

He always makes time for me.

Well, you know what I really love about
Vandala? She's always there for me.

I'm leaving, Miles.

What? Why?

But we're having such a great time.

No, we haven't even...

have him talk to me for the last hour.
It's obvious there's something going on

between you and Corky, and I vowed never
to get caught up in the middle again.

Once, but Tom and Roseanne was enough.

Well, I hope you're happy.

The best thing Sweden sent to this
country since ABBA just walked out on

Wendy! Wait, me!

I want to go home now, too, Miller.

Well, gotta go.

we couldn't skip dessert, now could we?

Rena?

Rena, can you get that?

Oh, jeez.

Hello?

What? No, I'm not interested in changing
my long -distance carrier.

here at this hour. Look, Murph, I've
been doing a lot of thinking about our

argument the other day, as I'm sure you
have. Oh, yeah, if it hasn't been the

wedding, it's been that.

Anyway, after a lot of reflection, I
realized I

was right. It was loudly of you not to
tell me first about your engagement.

Frank, I really don't want to have this
discussion again.

Forget it. Go back to your wedding
plans. Sorry I bothered you.

Frank, wait.

Am I making a mistake?

What?

Am I making a mistake?

You know, getting married?

Oh. Now you care about what I think.

You just said I never tell you anything.
Well, now I'm telling you.

I don't know if I'm doing the right
thing.

You can't seem to make any decisions.

I can't decide about the cake. I can't
decide about the invitations.

Tonight, I ate more food than I've ever
consumed in my entire life just because

it was free.

And I've got money, Frank. I could pay.

Maybe it means something. What do you
think?

Well, you know what I think about Peter.
I've never really loved a guy.

I sense that.

And, you know, I tend to be a little
wary of marriage in general.

I sense that, too.

And taking all that into consideration,
I think you should do it.

You do?

Look, you found someone you're happy
with. You know, I never thought that was

going to happen for either one of us.
The fact that it did for you, it gives

hope. I mean, if there's someone out
there who can actually put up with

Brown, anything's possible.

Thanks, Frank.

Hey, I'm glad I could help. You know, I
didn't think you needed that anymore.

What do you mean by that?

Nothing. I'll see you tomorrow.

No, no, no, Frank, wait.

I want to know what you meant.

It's just that we, uh... Look, I know it
sounds silly. It's just... We never

really do stuff together anymore.

You know, like we used to. Just sort of
go to the movies, play video games, just

hang. Oh, sure we do. No, we don't,
Murph. This is the first time I've been

in the past seven, eight months.

Well, Frank, I'm a parent now. Avery
takes up a lot of time. I know. I

understand. It's just that since you met
Peter, I see you even less. And I

understand that, too. And I understand
that when you guys get married, well,

you'll have your life and I'll have
mine. And it's just never going to be

it was. And I miss the way it was.

That's all.

So do I.

Yeah.

Well, what are you going to do, huh?

Things change.

Listen, you know, I know I never said
this before, but... Congratulations.

Hey, Frank.

I still got my Nintendo hooked up.

And we never did make it to the end of
Super Mario Bros.

3.

You gotta be kidding.

At this hour? Well, I'm still up, and I
got two bags of free dessert.

This time, I'm not using the left
control pad. The button sticks. I always

up getting killed.

Oh, sure. Blame it on the button.

Are you sure you want to do this? It's
really late.

Yeah, I really do.

You know, it always drove me crazy that
we never finished this game.

Yeah, me too.

We like her.

We dig him.

We're kind of into ourselves.

And on the fence about this, that, and
the other. But ultimately, we're mad

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