All language subtitles for Murphy Brown s07e07 Frank Cuts Loose

Something is wrong with my baby.

Something is wrong with me.

The records show that I attempted to
continue the story meeting after you

called upstairs, but what were my
appeals to honor and duty in the face of

budding circus career of Merkle the
Clown?

Oh, well.

What was the big problem, those
networks? What was the word you used,

Boneheads. Boneheads. Those networks you
wanted to talk to me about.

They're canceling the Banana Squad.

What? And it had all the elements.

Wit, sophistication, an orangutan that
could make armpit noises.

This isn't funny.

We've got a crisis here.

Starting next week, FYI will be
replacing the Banana Squad on Saturday

What? A new magazine show called The
Next Wave will be taking over our

night squad.

How can they dump us on Saturday night?
I spent the entire company picnic

sucking up to those bozos and
programming.

Five geeky drunk guys and me playing
hacky sack in the field. Oh yeah,

happen again real soon.

Saturday nights.

You know what our audience will consist
of now, don't you?

Babysitters and convicts.

Half of our viewers will be raiding the
refrigerator while the other half is

fashioning shivs out of ballpoint pens.

Why would they move us, Miles?

We always win our time period. Our
demographics are solid.

Okay, so maybe Murphy doesn't test well
in the South, but I still say it's

nothing, a little late, and appearance
on the 700 Club can't fix it.

Miles, what are our options here?

I don't know. I tried everything with
those guys.

Talking didn't work. Shouting didn't
work.

I think I would have cried.

Crying definitely didn't work.

This is unacceptable.

We have poured 17 years of blood, sweat,
and tears into that time slot.

I say we don't have to stand for this. I
say we band together.

I say we take action. Yes.

What are you planning to do, Murphy?

Well, my first impulse was a stink bomb
in the washroom, but I don't know, that

seems so 80s.

You know, I... I think I'm just going to
go up there and talk to those guys

myself. Tony Lucchese is the head of
programming, right? Yeah, he is, Murph.

you sure you're the right person for the
job?

Oh, come on, Frank. You don't think he's
still angry about the salad incident,

do you?

The salad incident required six
operations and two months of intensive

rehabilitation, so yes, I still think
he's angry about the salad incident.

My fork slipped. And anyway, it was my
plate, my cherry tomato, and his hand

no business being there in the first
place. You know, we do have another

here.

Now you're talking, Frank.

But the trick will be getting 12 network
executives to drive down to the

country, stripped of their underwear,
and count to ten while we push their

into a swamp.

No, sir.

What we have here requires a completely
different strategy.

Lucchese and I are both Sicilians.

We're both from the street.

I'm going to go up there right now and
have a nice little conversation.

A little...

Conversation. Are you insane, Lopez? You
have to do it at once.

Listen, you guys have to trust me. This
is something that only I can do. It

can't hurt, Murphy. I say we give the
man a chance.

All right, Frank, if you think you can
do it.

I'll give him both. You can do it.

So you say we drive these fellas out to
the country?

How can they take away our Wednesday
night?

We're like little birds.

Wednesday night is our nest.

We've placed our eggs there.

Now those thieving magpies from the next
wave are going to be sitting on our

eggs.

They're going to break our eggs.

I want their stinking tail feathers off
our eggs.

Hey, sorry to hear about the move. Thank
you, Bill.

Well, if it's any consolation, it's at
this very table that Chet Huntley

told me that the network brain thrusts
had decided to reschedule his show.

Yeah, it really looked like he was about
to stop earning that old weekly

paycheck. So what did you tell him?

Well, I looked the man straight in the
eye and I said, pay up your borrow bill,

deadbeat. You think I'm giving these
drinks away?

Oh, here's Frank. Sit down.

So how'd it go up there, Frank?

Well, it was, uh... Interesting.

So did you have any luck?

Um...

Sort of. Oh, my gosh. You got our time
slot back?

Uh, no. But you'll find out when we will
get our time slot back.

Uh, not exactly.

So what the hell did go on up there,
Frank?

Hey, Nick's Flavors, there's the band.

Yeah, we can't have a story meeting
without our new lead anchors. Exactly.

You know, I really want your take on
that Pentagon. The Pentagon.

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Save 40 to 70 % I can't believe this.

You don't just yank a reporter off one
show and Nick him on another without

telling the executive producer.

This network is like a viper den.

And we're all innocent little field
mice.

No, we're little birds.

We are little birds and field mice.

In the service, we knew how to deal with
Frank's kind.

The fellows would wait until light's
out, and then he'd be short -sheeted to

within an inch of his life.

Maybe this isn't what it looks like.
Maybe Frank didn't jump ship. Maybe he

didn't betray us.

Maybe we owe him a chance to explain
himself.

So what the hell happened up there, you
two -timing weasel? What is going on,

Frank? Guys, you've got it wrong here.
Funny, that's what Private Tip said

before we swapped the latrine with his
head.

Look, I am not leaving FYI.

You're not? No.

Sure sounded that way in Phil's. No.

So you're not joining the next wave?

Oh, yeah, that I'm doing. Quick,
somebody grab his ankle. Would you guys

let me explain?

Now, I went straight up to Lucchese's
office and I let him have it.

I told him that I thought his idea was
idiotic and I was not going to let him

take our time slot, turn it over to a
bunch of inexperienced hot dog

And you know what?

He agreed with me.

He agreed with you?

I said all that and he threw a ceramic
turtle at me.

I should have never opened my mouth
because suddenly Lucchese gets it in his

head that I'm the solution to his show's
problems.

I'm... The steady hand that's going to
guide the ship. I'm the missing piece to

the puzzle.

Can you believe that?

It's getting harder.

Look, I do not need this job. It's going
to be twice the work, twice the

headache. Oh, there goes my trip to
Cabo.

I make you all a solemn vow right now.

FYI will always be my number one
priority.

Oh, damn them.

Could we just get on with the story?

Okay.

Corky?

Want to kick things off?

I want to do a piece on diet centers.

You know how they suck you in with their
sales pitches and then force you to buy

all your food from them? Hey, I like
that.

What is it, Frank? Oh, it's nothing.
It's just that Helen's working on the

story upstairs and she's got a big jump
on you. I mean, she's already lost all

of her water weight.

Jim, any ideas for your next commentary?

I'm thinking of tackling the Middle East
this week. You know how the talks have

fared thus far, prospects... Ouch!

Oh,

Jim, we're planning to do a piece on the
very same topic. I wouldn't want it to

look like you're ripping us off, but
hey, really, that is your call.

Murphy!

I'm doing a piece on mandatory prison
sentencing.

What?

Frank wouldn't go. You'd run with that
one. Oh, gee, thanks, Frank.

Frank,

can I see you in my office? Right in the
middle of now.

Okay, Frank. I know, I know.

I know there's still a few kinks to be
worked out, which show gets which story,

blah, blah, blah. But the important
thing is I'm going to be lead anchor.

I'm going to be doing interviews just
like you. Isn't that great? And look at

this jacket. The sleeves, they are like
butter. Yes, that's great butter. And

you know what, Murph? I owe it all to
you, really. How many times?

that I come in here wondering if I would
ever catch that break that would take

me on to the next level. And you would
always say the same thing. Be patient,

Frank. Give it time, Frank. It'll all
work out, Frank. Well, you know what,

Murph? It did. You were right. You were
right. You were just the greatest.

Oh, God.

Oh, this is crazy. Look at me. I'm
actually crying here.

Oh, God.

So... Was there anything else you wanted
to say?

I... I just wanted to tell you how happy
I am for you, Frank.

Really, really, really happy.

I meant what I said.

I owe this all to you.

Hey, where's my face going up here?

Oh, gee, is that you? I thought I
grabbed Newt Gingrich.

But you know, Frank, I was just
wondering, have you thought this all

I mean, say you go on the next wave and
it's a huge hit. And it will be, Murph.

I can feel it in my bones. Okay, what
then?

What if the network won't give FYI its
time slot back? Oh, come on. That'll

never happen. Look, we should get out.
And if FYI stays on Saturday nights,

Frank, it dies.

It dies, Frank.

It dies. It dies. And we all die along
with it.

Oh.

Oh, man.

How could I not see this? I am such an
idiot.

Good. You've acknowledged the problem.
We can move on from there.

You're jealous.

I got asked to do the next wave. You
didn't, and you can't stand that.

Trust me, Frank.

Jealousy has nothing to do with this.

Anger. Anger. This is killing you, isn't
it? You know, you're happy when I'm

harmless little Frank Fontana field
reporter.

But suddenly, I get just a little bit of
the spotlight. I creep a teeny bit too

close to your turf. Not to mention the
fact that when the network needed

to anchor their hot...

Young news show.

Someone the kids could plug into. They
called me.

Oh, this just pushes all your buttons,
doesn't it?

Oh, grow up. You really think the kids
are going to tune in to watch Snoop,

Frankie, Frank rap with the Beastie
Boys?

I don't even know why I'm wasting my
breath. You're jealous of me, you're

threatened by me, and you'll do
everything in your power to bring me

Thanks a lot, friend. Thank you for the
support.

Fine, fine.

Screw your friend. Screw FYI, you rat,
but you know what?

Threes aren't real suede.

Later.

Biddy biddy bow bow.

I was going more bobby my man.

Biddy biddy bow bow.

I tell you, it's really, it's a pretty
funny story.

We were over there in the hills.

Oh, then he comes up to a... Never mind.

Good morning, people.

I just had a meeting with the brass
upstairs.

They're wacky guys, that brass upstairs.

Oh, yes, they are.

Wacky, wacky, wacky. So where do they
want to stick us now, Miles? Saturday

morning? You know, the network's getting
its butt kicked by the Muppet babies.

Well, perhaps they might get Frank to
help them out. He can play a rat band.

The superpower is dressing in a fake
suede jacket and stabbing his friends in

the back.

Actually, actually, they asked if we'd
do them a favor.

Ironic, huh?

Them asking us for a favor? That's like
the lions asking the Christians if they

could have a ride to the airport.

So what do those network boneheads want
from us now, Miles?

Actually, actually, they want Murphy to
interview Frank on the air. Like I said,

wacky, huh?

Did that come out of me?

Look, Miles, I'm not sure that's a good
idea. I'll do it.

You'll do it?

Yeah, I'll do it.

This is great.

Wait till I tell the boneheads.

Well, that was strange.

Strange, Frank?

Well, she hands it off fast, don't you
think?

No, not especially. It is her job.

Well, I know, but usually if she's upset
about something or someone, she might

find a way to take revenge against that
person.

You know?

Make them look like an idiot on national
television.

You know, people change, Frank.

They do things you may not expect.

Yeah, you're probably right. Sure,
Murphy's a professional.

When the woman is told to do something,
she does it. And who knows? Maybe she'll

come around.

Maybe she's okay with this. I think so.

Or maybe she'll just sprout wings and
fly south for the winter. Maybe she'll

herself in breadcrumbs and learn to play
the piccolo.

You know, I have a good feeling that
Murphy's going to come through for me on

this.

Benedict Arnold.

Traitors all.

Men who, deluded by gain or glory,
turned their backs on their compatriots

pursuit of their own perverted goals and
lustful ambitions.

Would we could wipe the world clean of
their vile scourge.

Coming up, Frank Fontana talks with
Murphy Brown about his latest career

And we're clear.

Uh, Frank, I'm gonna need you over here.

Shame on you, Jim.

the most famous traitor of them all,
Julius Assyrius.

And he hanged himself, too, so it even
had a happy ending.

You see any pictures?

Oh, John Junior.

Oh, that's great. How is the little guy?

Oh, he's great.

We're just waiting for him to start
asking those typical three -year -old

questions. Daddy, why don't you have a
job anymore? Daddy, why are you crying

all the time? Daddy, why do we have to
eat squirrel again tonight?

Hello?

Hi. So, ready for the interview?

Ready? Why wouldn't I be ready? What are
you planning on asking me?

Look, Frank, you can stop worrying.

I've thought this over, and as far as
I'm concerned, you're doing that other

show as a dead issue. Really, Murph?
Really. Oh, that's great, because I was

getting nervous.

15 seconds, people.

Okay, this is going to go as planned.

Jim introduces you, you introduce Frank,
you do the thing, then you're back to

Jim. Got it?

Wait a second.

What's the thing? The thing, Frank, in
all the interviews. No, wait a minute.

said, you do the thing, and then you
said, I'm ready, almost as if you'd

rehearsed something. What?

What's going on here? All right, we're
back live in five, four, three, two.

Welcome back.

In our next segment, our own Frank
Fontana stares into the jaws of death as

sits in Murphy Brown's hot seat.

Thank you, Jim.

Next week, viewers will be getting a
double dose of Frank Fontana when, in

addition to his investigative work on
FYI, he takes charge of the network's

latest magazine show, The Next Wave.

Frank, welcome.

You're welcome.

So, The Next Wave premieres next week at
9 o 'clock. Care to give our viewers

some idea of what they can expect to see
when they tune in your show?

Well... That depends on what you mean by
expect.

Expect can have a lot of different
meanings.

I mean, expect, envision, foresee,
anticipate, you know. No, I don't know.

What are you driving at?

Well, the format of the next wave, could
you describe it for us?

Yes.

Yes, what?

Yes, I can.

Uh -huh. So you're saying the format of
the next wave will be... I don't believe

I'm saying anything.

Yes, I'm well aware of that.

But the next wave is a new show, right?

Yes. Well, that is to say we'll be doing
new segments.

Different ones every week. Really?
Different stories?

No, no. When I say different, I mean
different from each other. I don't mean

different in the sense of weird or
unconventional.

Not that our stories will be
conventional, no. As a matter of fact,

going to be way out there.

But not so far out there that the normal
viewer of FYI would come to watch. No,

really, the more I think about it, the
more they're going to be exactly like

FYI, but different.

Can I have a little glass of water,
please?

Well, thank you for joining us, Frank.

I'm sure your show is destined for
success, and all your colleagues here at

wish you nothing but the very best. What
exactly do you mean by that?

handle herself pretty well.

Really, Phil?

Absolutely.

By the way, here's your bar bill.

Cash will be fine.

Frank, I'm looking all over for you.

Oh, yeah. I bet you were.

Okay, let's get this over with.

Congratulations. You won.

I won? What are you talking about?

You're not going to be happy until you
hear me say it, are you? Okay.

FYI is not moving anywhere. They're
yanking the next wave to retool it

me. Oh, geez, Frank, I'm sorry.

Why? Are you plan worked out perfectly?

Lucchese said watching me try to answer
those stupid questions of yours was like

watching a man get his neck snapped.
Only half is fun.

I think that last part was a joke.

How could you do this to me, Murph?

talking about?

That interview, those questions.

You hung me out to dry.

Oh, please. I was tossing you nothing
but softball questions. Exactly. That

the last thing I expected and you knew
it. I wasn't trying to screw you over. I

was trying to help you.

Oh, I see you were trying to help me.

What? I was.

Don't get me wrong. I thought about
screwing you over.

I even wrote down a whole bunch of other
questions.

Really, really horrible questions.

I don't know. I couldn't bring myself to
do it.

I guess I just really wanted what was
best for you.

You did?

We're friends.

Oh, man.

What is wrong with me?

I completely blew this.

I finally get my shot.

Not only do I fall flat on my face, I
step all over everybody else doing it.

Hey, we didn't exactly help.

I mean, here you get this big break, and
what do we do?

We call you a traitor, even though you
sort of were one.

We call you a jerk, even though you sort
of acted like one.

Could we please skip to the part where
you try to make me feel better?

That was the part.

Oh, all right, Frank.

It'll work out, Frank. Just give it
time, Frank. Be patient, Frank.

You always know what to say.

Listen, I don't suppose that you'd let
me have a look at one of those questions

because, man, I tell you, I was ready
for you. I don't know. I think it's

better. Oh, come on, Murph. What do you
say? Just one?

Oh, all right.

Yo!

It looks like I was screwed either way,
huh?

Yeah, pretty much.

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