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One word, we are back!
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Well, actually, that's three words.
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But we're not splitting hairs
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as we're bringing you
the best unseen action
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from the first week
in the Love Island villa!
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# Are you ready for this? #
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And talking of hairs...
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I need to shave my minge.
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..things are moving fast.
Ooh.
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They've been in the villa
less than seven days
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and, already, we've seen
more than our fair share of...
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dumpings...
APPLAUSE
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..trumpings...
FARTS
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..bumping...
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screaming...
SCREAMS
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..and things that go bump
in the night.
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# Are you ready? #
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So sit down...
Oh, it's soaking wet.
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Oh, no, not there!
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And enjoy an hour of unaired action
from the villa
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that's all killer, no filler.
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Well, sort of almost no filler.
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You can get filler in your dick.
You can get filler in your willy?!
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This is Love Island Unseen Bits!
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BELCHES
# Are you ready? #
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Excuse me!
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# We're back and we're better
Better
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# Better than ever before... #
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Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
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THEY LAUGH AND CHEER
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Some things may be new,
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but the principle of this show
is exactly the same.
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I am gonna wet myself,
I'm really sorry.
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We bring you a show packed with the
finest unseen action from the villa.
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We are fit to burst.
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I'm gonna wet myself in a second.
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# We're back and we're better
Better
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# Better than ever before... #
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We're up and running.
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There's no stopping me in these.
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We've got a spring in our step.
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Bro, that's a trampoline, innit?
THEY LAUGH
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It's called a trampoline, right?
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Our Islanders' teeth are shining
and their tushes are shaking
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as we settle down
to some highbrow chat.
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I was 22, I'm so different now.
Do you think?
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Your frontal lobe's developed.
My what?
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Did you not know what that is?
No!
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OK, so, your frontal lobe's like...
Here we go.
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It is the nerd talk.
Oh, you are a nerd.
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So, your frontal lobe is, like,
a part of your brain that develops
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when you're, like, 25.
Stop!
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And your brain's not fully developed
until then.
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So people say, when you're 25,
like, your frontal lobe kicks in.
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And the men, like, you start
realising, he's a dickhead.
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Oh, is that why they're immature?
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When do theirs grow?
When they're 30?
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Probably. They're probably
a bit underdeveloped. Immature.
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It's gonna be TV gold.
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Let's go!
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THEY LAUGH
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Mwah!
Yeah!
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# Better than ever before. #
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'Love Fest'
by Lady Bri
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# Whoo! Come feel the love... #
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Well, let's go right back
to the beginning of time.
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Well, actually, just six days ago,
and before the revamped villa
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had been stamped on
by massive corked wedges.
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# It's a love fest... #
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The revamped villa
was looking fresh.
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# Feelin' our best... #
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There's the beautiful bedrooms.
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# It's a love fest... #
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Done-up dressing rooms.
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The overhauled outside kitchen.
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Oh, yes,
and an entirely new tube station
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slap bang in the middle
of the villa.
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TfL - Transport For Love -
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have finally finished
that 1,334km line extension,
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stretching all the way to Majorca's
brand-new Loverpool Street station.
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# Everyone here's beautiful
I love the way... #
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And the very first passenger
to arrive on the Maya Line
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were Shakira and Meg.
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I'm literally shaking...
THEY SQUEAL
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Ready? Let's run, go.
Let's go.
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Look at us.
We look absolutely stunning.
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Ten out of tens.
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I mean, by choice.
I know, exactly.
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# It's love
Oh, no, it's a love fest... #
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Oh! I feel like
I'm gonna fall over.
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I know. My feet are sweating.
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This is
a public service announcement
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on behalf of Transport For Love.
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Would all girls change here
for Hydeaway Park Corner?
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THEY CHEER
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Oh, you look amazing!
Oh, my goodness!
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Hello, darling!
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I'm Megan, nice to meet you.
No! I'm Meg. Megan! No!
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We should do, like, Megs and Meg.
No, Megs and Meg.
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That's gonna get confusing.
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Oh, God, it's gonna get
bloody confusing, isn't it?
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Are we excited for the boys to come?
I was about to ask.
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When are they getting here?
Like, you know?
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Erm, hello? We're ready!
You're late.
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Unfortunately,
all the boys were delayed
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as there was a Jama
on the Maya Line.
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# It's the sound
Of the underground... #
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THEY CHEER
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As we say here
at Transport For Love,
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see it, say it, scream it
at the top of your lungs.
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Welcome to Love Island!
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And soon approaching
Graftington Crescent
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was a whole bunch of new Islanders.
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Hello!
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Mind the chaps.
Hello, hello, hello.
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# It's the sound
Of the underground... #
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Hello, hello.
Welcome to the villa!
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Hello, how we getting on?
Hello!
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What's happening, Maya?
Are you all right?
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What's happening?
Oi-oi! What's happening?
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Let's find out if he's the one.
Hello, Tommy!
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How are you doing, Meg?
Are you all right?
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Hi, Tommy. How are you?
Lovely to meet you. You, too.
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The Love Island journey
may have started on track
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when Ben was coupled up
with Shakira,
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Dejon with Meg, Harry with Sophie,
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Blu with Alima, Conor with Helena,
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Tommy was with Megan.
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But as we now all know,
most of them came off the rails.
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All change, please!
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Before I let them in my villa,
I always invite the Islanders
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to my top-secret TV studio
for a little chat,
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which is in my loft.
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What's happening? What's happening?
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GASPS
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Here are some unseen bits
you didn't get to see
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the first time round.
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GASPS
My shoe! Oh, no!
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# I'm like, "Ooh, ah"
Jaw drops... #
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It just feels like...
It's like I'm on TV!
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You are, Meg. Here, catch this.
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# I'm thinking wow
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# I need it now... #
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Oh, my God.
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I am excited.
SHE LAUGHS
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Sorry!
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I am VERY excited!
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# Wow, wow, wow
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# Hit me like
A triple caffeine kick-in
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# Am I on fire
Or am I just trippin'? #
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SHE LAUGHS
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Like, when I say I'm single,
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I'm "single"
with 15 men on my phone.
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My little wandering eyes
go bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
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# I'm thinking wow... #
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Every single red flag I see,
I'm like, yeah, that'd be fun.
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I'm looking forward to
all the snogging in the villa,
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but the only thing I'm not looking
forward to was my nan watching it.
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I think that a guy shouldn't
take food home on a first date.
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It's happened to me before
and that gave me the ick.
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# Wow, wow, wow, wow
Wow, wow, wow... #
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Someone was sick in my car,
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I thought I'd just, like,
be sick with her,
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and it'd just be a whole mess
of just...
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just a concoction of not goodness.
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# I'm thinking wow... #
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I'm excited to get my flirt on.
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A bit of a flirt? A lot of a flirt.
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SHE CLICKS TONGUE
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Every Wednesday morning,
we go to the retirement flats,
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and the old girls are out straight
away with their cup of coffee.
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Give her a little flirt.
"Oh, you look nice, Doris.
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"Cor, how old are you? 65?"
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She's in her 90s,
but I've got to be nice, haven't I?
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# Wow, wow, wow. #
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Thanks, Meg. Can I have
my inflatable heart back, please?
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I'm off down the beach.
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After being paired up,
it was time for our couples'
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inevitable
"getting to know you" chats.
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These can be quite
nerve-wracking affairs,
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and poor Helena started to
fall to pieces almost immediately.
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All my eyelashes are falling off.
It's ridiculous.
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Meg and Dejon's connection
was written in the stars.
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Do you, erm...
believe in star signs?
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Yeah. I do read my star sign, yeah.
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Before I come out here,
it was something like,
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the 6th and 7th of June
is gonna be, like, a day of love.
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And it's today, 7th of June.
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So do you think
that this is gonna be it?
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Well, you don't know.
You never know.
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You don't know who's walking through
that door. Oh. I'm joking.
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THEY LAUGH
He's rearing!
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My brother's called Green.
Stop lying.
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No, he fully is, yeah.
No, he's not. Yeah.
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Is he actually?
No, he's not.
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HE LAUGHS
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I'm so glad. I actually am.
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Yeah, no, you're in...
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I like what you're saying,
I like what you're giving me.
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I'm picking up
what you're putting down.
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OK.
Have you heard that saying? Nah?
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No. You're picking up what...
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What are you picking up
and what are we are dropping off?
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Yeah, I'm picking up
what you're putting down.
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Have you really not heard that?
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I'm picking up
what you're putting down?
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No!
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Don't worry, Harry, I'll
pick up what you're putting down,
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with rubber gloves.
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As all superfans know, the dressing
room is the girls' inner sanctum -
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a place where they can have deep and
meaningful chats away from the boys.
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And here is an exclusive unseen clip
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of Megan getting something
off her chest.
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BELCHES
SQUEAKY VOICE: Excuse me.
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I were proper shocked
that he stood up,
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because he just acts so nonchalant.
Like, he doesn't give a fuck.
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Yeah?
He's Welsh.
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MEGAN BELCHES
SQUEAKY VOICE: Excuse me.
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Right, girls.
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BELCHES
SQUEAKY VOICE: Excuse me.
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MEGAN BELCHES
REGULAR VOICE: Excuse me.
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Right, this is out of our hands.
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The more that we keep stressing,
the more it's gonna heighten...
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I'm gonna belch again.
It's a nervous one this time.
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BELCHES
Sorry.
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BELCHES
Excuse me.
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I've been a belchy gal today.
It's the nerves.
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Thank you, Megan,
for your contribution.
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Deep but not so meaningful.
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Rule one of a first date -
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be cool and try not to
put your foot in it.
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Or your backside, for that matter.
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Oh, it's soaking wet.
Ugh! Oh, no!
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SHE LAUGHS
No!
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Why is it wet?
Have we got wet bums now?
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Fuck's sake, yeah.
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No, you actually can see it, Harry.
Can you see it?
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Not that I mean to stare
at your arse or anything.
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Shall we sit somewhere else?
Yeah.
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Come on, let's have a little look.
Sorry, guys, my bad.
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I got carried away drinking
out of my new water bottle,
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and I got caught short on the way
to the voice-over booth.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, that is well nice,
man. That's so cute.
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00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:36,480
It's all well and good
being in here,
245
00:10:36,480 --> 00:10:38,960
and it's all fun and games and that,
but... Is this wet as well?
246
00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:40,960
Is it?
Here, sit on this pillow.
247
00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:41,960
Yeah.
It feels a bit wet.
248
00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:43,960
I don't know.
Come here. Sorry.
249
00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,320
But, yeah, it's all fun and games
in here, but when we come out,
250
00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:49,960
I live in North London, you're in
Dublin. How do you feel about that?
251
00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,960
I don't live in Dublin.
I told you that. Where do you live?
252
00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,960
Brighton. And you went,
"Love Brighton."
253
00:10:54,960 --> 00:10:56,800
Oh, yeah, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, I know.
254
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,960
I'm not listening, am I?
You're not, you're not.
255
00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:00,960
What's your day job?
Have you told me already? Yeah.
256
00:11:00,960 --> 00:11:03,000
Oh, no, this is not gonna work.
You're bad at this!
257
00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,960
Oh, no, my memory.
Oh, OK, what is it? Go on.
258
00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,960
No.
Guess, guess.
259
00:11:06,960 --> 00:11:09,960
You told me?
I told you, so guess.
260
00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:11,960
You're about to remind me.
I'm an energy broker.
261
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:12,960
Energy... Come on, now.
Oh, yeah.
262
00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:14,960
"Come on, now."
I told you.
263
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:16,960
I don't even know
what an energy broker is.
264
00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,960
It's selling people
energy contracts on the phone.
265
00:11:18,960 --> 00:11:20,960
You're a sales...
You're the people I hang up on.
266
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,960
Yeah. Yeah!
No way. Oh, my God.
267
00:11:22,960 --> 00:11:25,800
I might have to save your number
next time you ring with it.
268
00:11:25,800 --> 00:11:26,960
Actually,
can I get the number, too?
269
00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:29,960
I'm thinking of switching
the villa's energy provider.
270
00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:33,960
These festoons
are costing me a fortune.
271
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,960
Ooh! Anyone got a torch
on their phone?
272
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:40,960
THEME FROM DOCTOR WHO PLAYS
273
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,960
I'm not sure if you all know,
274
00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:45,960
but it's been ten years
since Love Island hit our screen.
275
00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:52,640
And over that time,
it has regenerated and evolved.
276
00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,960
We've hosted a galaxy
of out-of-this-world characters.
277
00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,960
Me and Hannah
are officially together now,
278
00:11:57,960 --> 00:11:59,960
girlfriend and boyfriend.
279
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,960
We also witnessed extreme flirting
280
00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:05,640
that's had us all
hiding behind the sofa...
281
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,960
I think we could have a laugh.
282
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,480
..as well as raunchy romances.
283
00:12:10,960 --> 00:12:13,160
To paraphrase the Daleks...
284
00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,960
Fornicate, fornicate.
285
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:21,160
There have been
some difficult decisions...
286
00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:23,960
Are you gonna speak to Harley today?
Like, about the re-coupling?
287
00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,960
I don't know.
288
00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,960
..Earth-shattering showdowns...
289
00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:28,960
I don't mean it like that.
290
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:32,960
A bit shit, innit?
291
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,960
..and classic love language.
292
00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,960
And, most importantly, raspberries.
293
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:43,800
Oh, yeah,
because they're cute and hairy.
294
00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:44,960
SHE SQUEAKS
295
00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,960
But through that time, there has
been one Love Island staple
296
00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,320
that has been on the lips
of all the Islanders.
297
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,960
Having just undergone
its fourth regeneration,
298
00:12:54,960 --> 00:12:58,960
it's bigger on the inside and
designed to ensure our Islanders...
299
00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:02,640
Rehydrate, rehydrate.
300
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:15,960
I give you
the Love Island water bottle.
301
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:18,960
Hey, Dejon, you're
a personal trainer, aren't you?
302
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:20,320
I've just joined a new gym,
303
00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:22,960
and my personal trainer
is making me do burpees.
304
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,960
So, go on, tell me,
how many burpees can you do?
305
00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:27,000
DEJON CHUCKLES
306
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,960
Erm, burpees?
How many burpees I can do?
307
00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:32,160
Hold that thought.
It's time for a break.
308
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,800
# Euphoria... #
309
00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:52,960
Do you know what I was thinking?
310
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:57,480
All these chats here, which are,
like, not really part of the day,
311
00:13:57,480 --> 00:13:59,960
I think these are the things that
get mashed up on the Unseen Bits.
312
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,960
You're not wrong, Tommy.
313
00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:05,960
So let's get mashing.
It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
314
00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,000
Welcome back
to our little old love shack.
315
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:11,000
We are the show that gets you
even closer to the action.
316
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,320
Oh, God, that's right in our face.
LAUGHS
317
00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,960
Had to zoom right in!
318
00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:19,000
Health and Safety, look away now
as we love an accident.
319
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,960
GASPING,
LAUGHTER
320
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,960
Oh, no!
That was you. That wasn't me.
321
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:28,480
No, that wasn't... That was not me.
You just... You distracted me.
322
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:32,160
We don't believe in safety nets,
or those weird net pants
323
00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:34,960
that sew into the inside
of swimming shorts.
324
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:35,960
TRIMMER BUZZES
Cut the net?
325
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:37,960
Cut the net.
So uncomfortable.
326
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:38,960
Just let it hang loose.
327
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,960
And we're not afraid
of a close shave.
328
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,480
I need to shave my minge.
329
00:14:43,480 --> 00:14:46,960
I'm not even being funny.
Mine grows, like, at rapid speed.
330
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:49,960
So, let's ease you in.
331
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:54,320
# Oh, euphoria... #
332
00:14:56,960 --> 00:14:59,320
Is this a DMC?
What's that?
333
00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,960
Deep, meaningful chat.
Nah.
334
00:15:01,960 --> 00:15:05,960
Of course not, Shakira.
It's Unseen Bits!
335
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:08,320
So, before the break,
personal trainer Dejon
336
00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,960
was gonna tell us
how many burpees he could do.
337
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:12,960
I've managed three during the break.
338
00:15:12,960 --> 00:15:16,320
How many can you do, Dejon?
LAUGHS
339
00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,960
Erm, burpees?
How many burpees I can do?
340
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,960
A lot of burpees.
Maybe 100 unbroken.
341
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:23,160
100? You're joking.
No, no joke.
342
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:25,960
100? One and zero-zero?
Yeah, of course.
343
00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:29,480
Unbroken? Straight?
Of course.
344
00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:32,960
No stopping?
Of course I can do 100 unbroken.
345
00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,960
That is impressive,
346
00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:35,960
but I think I know someone
in the villa
347
00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,960
who can beat you at burpees.
348
00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:40,960
BELCHES
SQUEAKY VOICE: Excuse me!
349
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:43,160
I know we don't do politics
on this show,
350
00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:46,960
but this next unseen clip
gets a bit hairy.
351
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,960
FARTS,
THEY LAUGH
352
00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:52,960
You need to get your arse checked.
353
00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,960
FARTS AGAIN
Oh, fucking hell!
354
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:07,960
On the first night, Maya returned,
but just really slowly.
355
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:10,320
Hurry up, Maya!
356
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,960
But once in, she had a first-night
twist for our Islanders.
357
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,960
Please welcome Toni.
358
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:16,960
Is that a boy or a girl?
359
00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,960
Wait, Toni, is that not
a boy's name? Toni, yeah.
360
00:16:19,960 --> 00:16:21,960
It's a girl's name as well,
I think.
361
00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,960
Toni's both names.
It can be a girl or a boy.
362
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:26,960
# Hello?
363
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,960
# I'm here
364
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960
# Get ready, ready, ready, ready
365
00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,160
# A hot new Bombshell
Enters the villa... #
366
00:16:34,960 --> 00:16:36,960
Hi, everyone.
What do you say, everyone?
367
00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:38,960
Hi!
368
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:41,960
And Toni chose Ben
to couple up with,
369
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:43,960
leaving Shakira single.
370
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:45,320
I'm all right.
371
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,960
And here's an unseen clip
of taxi driver Ben
372
00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:53,320
getting to know transatlantic Toni.
373
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:56,000
I've always wanted to go Vegas.
I can't believe you've never been.
374
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,960
I need my tour guide, that's why.
I'm waiting for you. I'll take you.
375
00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,480
Been waiting for a girl called Tori
that lives in Vegas.
376
00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,960
Toni.
Oh.
377
00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:07,960
# Dun-dun-duuun! #
HE CHUCKLES
378
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:10,640
Ah, no, I called Toni Tori.
THEY LAUGH
379
00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,960
Really? Oh, my God!
Yeah.
380
00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,960
To remember her name, I have
to remember my toe and my knees.
381
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:17,960
So, earlier, I was talking to her,
and I said, "Knee,"
382
00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,800
and I was like, oh...
You was like, "Shin? Toe?"
383
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,320
THEY LAUGH
Don't worry, boys,
384
00:17:22,320 --> 00:17:24,960
as I've put all the names
of everyone on the beds
385
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,960
to help you out.
386
00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,960
How do you say her name, though?
Ah-lee-nah?
387
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,480
Ah-lee-nah?
Al-ee-mah?
388
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,960
No, it's "mah".
"Mah"? I thought it was...
389
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,960
Well, that looks like a N on there.
It's an M.
390
00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:38,960
That looks like an M and a N.
It's Alimna, but the N is silent.
391
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:41,000
Alima.
No, there's no N. It's just...
392
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:43,960
Yes, there is, bro.
Can't you see it?
393
00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:46,960
No, that's what I thought,
it was A-L-M... Well, it was...
394
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,960
A-L-M? What about the I?
Oh, yeah!
395
00:17:49,960 --> 00:17:51,960
THEY LAUGH
396
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,960
Who's Helena with? Helena?
Which one's that?
397
00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,960
Right, I keep on getting mixed up.
Helena's the blonde.
398
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,960
Right, OK. Leggy blonde
that looks like a supermodel.
399
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,800
So, Helina...
No.
400
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:06,960
Oh, this is so hard. Helina?
Hel... Alima. Alima and Helena.
401
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,800
Alima and Helena.
Yeah.
402
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:09,960
Helena's the blonde one.
Yeah.
403
00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:13,960
Come on, Ben,
the other boys know all the names.
404
00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,960
I also find Harriet
and Meg attractive.
405
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,960
Harriet?! Which one's Harriet?
406
00:18:18,960 --> 00:18:21,000
Mate, remind me her name again.
I completely forgot.
407
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,800
Who? Blondie.
Helena.
408
00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,960
Fucking hell!
Oh, my God!
409
00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:29,960
OK, try again. Hel-EN-a.
410
00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:33,960
I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
411
00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:35,640
Oh, I give up.
412
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,960
At least the girls
are good with names.
413
00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:39,160
I think your name is Harry.
414
00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,960
They went, "She introduced herself
as Harriet earlier."
415
00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:42,960
I fucking didn't!
416
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,480
I reckon we should
just call you H, Helena.
417
00:18:45,480 --> 00:18:48,960
That's sexy, H.
Just cos you can't pronounce it?
418
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,960
Yeah!
THEY LAUGH
419
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:53,160
I've been doing good. Helena.
No... No!
420
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,960
I've been saying it wrong still.
Honestly, I'm so sorry.
421
00:18:56,960 --> 00:18:57,960
It's all right, babe.
422
00:18:57,960 --> 00:18:59,960
I will get to terms with it by...
When we're all gone.
423
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,960
"I'll remember it
when we're all moved out." Yeah!
424
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,960
The good news is that everyone
could remember Sophie's name.
425
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960
Go on, Maya, your turn.
426
00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,960
Sophie, you are now single
427
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,480
and therefore dumped
from the island.
428
00:19:14,480 --> 00:19:16,960
Oh. Sorry.
APPLAUSE
429
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,960
We all know that practice
makes perfect.
430
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:27,960
And it in this unseen bit,
431
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:30,960
Blu and Conor are practising
counting backwards.
432
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,960
Good luck, boys!
433
00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:35,960
Three, two, one... OK, now...
Three, two, one.
434
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,160
THEY LAUGH
Three, two, one.
435
00:19:38,160 --> 00:19:40,800
Three, two, one.
THEY LAUGH
436
00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,160
What's going on there?
I don't know what's going on there.
437
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,000
I'm lost. I'm lost. I'm lost.
438
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Right, three, two, one... Hey!
439
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,960
So now you have to start,
440
00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:50,960
and you've the choice
of the next three.
441
00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,960
So you only do two now. OK?
Three, two, one.
442
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,960
What are you doing?
Don't, mate.
443
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,960
No idea, mate.
THEY LAUGH
444
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,960
Three, two, one.
445
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,960
Three, two, one.
446
00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,960
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
447
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,960
I don't know what's going on, mate.
I don't get it. No, me neither.
448
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:10,960
Three, two, one.
Three, two, one.
449
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:13,960
THEY LAUGH
450
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:16,960
Three, two, one. Nice.
451
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,960
Ben and Harry
were supposed to be
452
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:19,960
the next ones to have a go,
453
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,960
but they were still getting the hang
of counting backwards.
454
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,960
Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
You'll get it.
455
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,960
It's like this - three, two, nine...
456
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,800
Oh, it's harder than it seems!
457
00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,960
Over on the sun deck, the boys
are pondering whether or not
458
00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:45,000
Conor and Helena's relationship
will go the whole ten yards,
459
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,960
or the whole 9.144 metres
if you prefer the metric system.
460
00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:50,960
Is she your type, Conor?
461
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,160
Er, no, not really, like, but...
Yeah.
462
00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:58,000
She isn't a million miles away
from it either, like. Yeah, yeah.
463
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:03,160
She's probably, like, 60 miles away.
Yeah, yeah.
464
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,960
That's brilliant.
THEY LAUGH
465
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:12,960
He said, not a million miles away,
just, like, 60 miles away.
466
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,960
That's how we should say it.
That's how we should say it, like.
467
00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:21,960
Talking... Rating how much someone
is your type. Oh, yeah, yeah.
468
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:23,960
You know what I mean?
With Megan, with you.
469
00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:28,160
She's like... She...
She's within a mile.
470
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,960
She's like...
you got there yesterday.
471
00:21:29,960 --> 00:21:35,960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whereas, like, with me and Helena...
472
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:39,960
How many miles?
She's probably about 15 miles away
473
00:21:39,960 --> 00:21:43,000
She's very close.
15 miles is long enough as well,
474
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,960
though, because...
Do you use kilometres...?
475
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,960
No, you use miles in the UK, do you?
Yeah.
476
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,960
Yeah, I use kilometres, so...
Really?
477
00:21:49,960 --> 00:21:50,960
Yeah.
You use kilometres?
478
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:52,960
Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
Yeah. I use miles.
479
00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:55,960
Do you use "kg"?
Yeah. Do you?
480
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,160
Yeah. I'm so annoying
when it goes...
481
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,960
Pounds.
Pounds is so annoying.
482
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,160
When you go to the gym and it's
pounds, it's like, "Oh, really?"
483
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,960
Just over double, innit?
Yeah. It's just, like... long.
484
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,960
Everything feels heavier in pounds,
I don't know.
485
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,960
Well, obviously,
it's just over double, innit?
486
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,480
But, like, you know, like,
a 45lb plate
487
00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,160
is supposed to be a 20kg plate,
488
00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:19,960
but a 100kg bench
versus a 225lb bench...
489
00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:21,960
225 feels way heavier.
490
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:24,960
Sorry, Tommy,
I've checked with the experts,
491
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:26,800
and the weight is exactly the same.
492
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,960
If it feels heavier,
493
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:30,960
you may need to ask your gym
to turn down the gravity.
494
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:40,000
Over to the Love Island kitchen,
where we cater for
495
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,960
the lactose intolerant
and the lactose-ignorant.
496
00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,960
Does anybody have
any milk preference?
497
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:48,960
This one.
498
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,640
No, that's egg whites.
What?
499
00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,000
That's egg whites, innit?
Yeah.
500
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:53,320
Not egg whites, soya milk.
501
00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:55,960
No, that's soya milk.
What'd you mean, it's egg whites?
502
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,480
Well, that's got eggs on it.
What?
503
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:00,960
Sorry, Ben.
Is that not eggs?
504
00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,960
That's chickpeas or something.
Eggs aren't that small.
505
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,320
That is eggs.
That's eggs.
506
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,960
Let me look. Let me look.
Go on.
507
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,960
That says "soja" as well.
508
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:11,960
I am bi-linguini.
So, that's chickpeas, mate.
509
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:14,960
Chickpeas, isn't it?
That's not egg whites.
510
00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:16,960
I might have a bowl of that.
Have you put milk on them already?
511
00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,960
Yeah.
Do you want the egg whites?
512
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,800
No, I don't want the egg whites.
513
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:23,320
Smells a bit weird,
but it's definitely milk.
514
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,480
I'm not trying that.
No, smell it.
515
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:28,960
That smells like milk.
516
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,960
Yeah, where's mine?
517
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:32,320
Right,
I hate to break up the party,
518
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,480
but can we move
this conversation on, please?
519
00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:36,960
I feel like we've "milked" it
for all its worth.
520
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,480
Ooh, get Harry.
521
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:49,960
He's managed to surround himself
with four girls on the daybeds.
522
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,640
What is it about him
they find so attractive?
523
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,960
Is it his mullet, his cheeky smile?
524
00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,960
I think it's cos
I got my black toe out again.
525
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:00,960
Your black...?
I think it's that.
526
00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:03,960
Right, you've just icked me
the fuck out. Put it away.
527
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,960
Stop, I'm not trying it on
with you...
528
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,960
Can I ask what the story is
behind the black toe?
529
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:09,960
It just happens every year
through football.
530
00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,960
But, hun, I don't believe that
football excuse. That's bullshit.
531
00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,960
What do you mean?
It's not a football excuse.
532
00:24:15,960 --> 00:24:16,960
Let your toes breathe.
533
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,320
Your football boots
must be too small for you.
534
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:21,960
No, but it's people,
like, standing on my toes.
535
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,960
Like, it's two of them.
Right.
536
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:26,960
You wanna have a look, don't you?
No! Ugh, I'll be sick.
537
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:28,960
You want to suck on them, don't you?
Ugh!
538
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,960
I don't think
I could let anyone do that.
539
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,960
Ugh! It's making me feel sick
already.
540
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,960
It's fallen off, that's what usually
happens, and then it grows back,
541
00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,960
and then it will fall off again
next year.
542
00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:41,160
It will fall off again next year?
Yeah, yeah, falls off every season.
543
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,960
An annual thing.
It's like an annual shedding.
544
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:44,960
It's like Christmas.
545
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,960
Yeah, this is grown in black
already, this year.
546
00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,960
It's like a leap year.
547
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,320
THEY LAUGH
548
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,960
It's incredible.
549
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,960
Go to the podiatrist.
I think I will.
550
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,960
I think, in future,
551
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,480
all Harry's unseen bits
should stay unseen.
552
00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:01,960
Hey, Tommy, before the break,
553
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,960
have you got any juicy secrets
to tell us?
554
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,960
I think a secret that not a lot
of people know about me,
555
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,960
which is probably the first time
I've ever mentioned it,
556
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:12,960
so it might come as a shock
to my friends as well...
557
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,800
What is it?
Ah, no! We've not got time.
558
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:19,960
You'll have to come back
and find out what it is.
559
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:35,960
They've gotta do what
they've gotta do, haven't they?
560
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,960
TEXT ALERT,
GASPING
561
00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:40,160
Is that me?
Oh, God!
562
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,960
Say it, say it, say it.
It's just an update.
563
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:44,960
THEY LAUGH
564
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:48,320
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
565
00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:50,960
Yes, an update
that it's part three
566
00:25:50,960 --> 00:25:52,480
of Love Island Unseen Bits.
567
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:56,640
Cos I live for this
I live for this...
568
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,960
How we feeling, girls?
569
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,320
We are strong, we are beautiful,
we are slay.
570
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,960
What about you, boys? All ready?
571
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:04,960
# Feeling like the one this year
572
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,960
# Lookin' like the man
When I look in the mirror... #
573
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,960
Nice, boys.
574
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:12,000
Great, as we have our fingers on
the pulse with more un-aired gems.
575
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,480
Guys, do you wanna see something?
Look how small my pinky finger is.
576
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,960
Let me see.
577
00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:20,960
It is quite small, actually.
That is really small.
578
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,960
Let's see.
It's four centimetres.
579
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,000
Is it?
Oh, my God.
580
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,960
That's my party trick!
581
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,320
We've got this unseen bit nailed.
582
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,960
How do you type and stuff,
like, when...?
583
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,960
I don't type.
584
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,000
On your phone.
Oh.
585
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,000
Oh, like...
HE CLANKS BOTTLE
586
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,960
Yeah.
587
00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:38,960
Can you not get the toenails
like that as well?
588
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:41,960
You could if you really wanted to,
but that's kind of gross, you know?
589
00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:45,960
So, come on, everyone,
let's get moving.
590
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:49,320
You can... cut some shapes in these.
591
00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:50,960
# I live for this
592
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:52,960
# Ain't nothing
I won't give for this... #
593
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:57,960
HELENA EXCLAIMS,
LAUGHS
594
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,960
Babe, are you OK?
595
00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:04,480
The amount that I've tripped over
this fucking gaff.
596
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:07,960
Before the break, Tommy
was about to reveal a big secret.
597
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,480
So, go on, then, Tommy. What is it?
598
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,320
I think a secret that
not a lot of people know about me,
599
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,960
that I do show a bit of emotion.
600
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:17,800
So when did you last cry, Tommy?
601
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,960
Oh, God. The last time I cried,
erm...
602
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,960
it was probably
the Gavin And Stacey...
603
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:23,960
HE LAUGHS
604
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,960
..the Gavin And Stacey special
on Christmas Day.
605
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,960
That moment when Mick stood up,
at the, er, church,
606
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:30,800
at Smithy's wedding.
607
00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:31,960
Oh, my God, I was in pieces.
608
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,960
I'm welling up myself now.
609
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Quick! Play a clip to distract me.
610
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,960
After ten years of Love Island,
611
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:42,960
all of these beautiful people
look the same to me.
612
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,960
But maybe that's just
a Scottish thing.
613
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:46,320
What do you think, Alima?
614
00:27:46,320 --> 00:27:48,960
Does he not remind you
of Tom Clare a wee bit?
615
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:50,960
Yeah, he really does look
like Tom Clare. Yes.
616
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,000
I've heard that before.
617
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,960
But I don't know how
I feel about it, really.
618
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,960
Why? He's good-looking,
so take it as a compliment.
619
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,960
I get Tom Clare
every day of my life.
620
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,960
It's not doing me a disservice,
he's a great-looking lad,
621
00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:03,960
but I think I might have
a bit more than him.
622
00:28:03,960 --> 00:28:05,960
Don't know, it could be...
it could be worse comparisons.
623
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,000
Mm-hm. True.
624
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,960
I used to get called
the Grinch at school.
625
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,960
HELENA SPLUTTERS
I swear to you, right.
626
00:28:10,960 --> 00:28:14,960
When I was, like, maybe, like 12,
this girl...
627
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,960
HELENA LAUGHS
No, I'm laughing cos I can see it.
628
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:19,960
I can see it as well, low-key.
629
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,800
Fuck off!
I can fucking see it!
630
00:28:22,800 --> 00:28:24,960
'People used to call me
the Grinch at school.'
631
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:27,960
Well, this one girl did, and
then it caught on for like a month.
632
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,960
People used to say
I look like Cindy Lou. I know.
633
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:32,960
Oh, my... That's a better shout.
634
00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,960
That's a better shout.
From Whoville.
635
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,960
I tell you
who looks like a celebrity.
636
00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:39,960
Dejon, Ivan Toney.
637
00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,960
He is a dead ringer, mate.
638
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:43,960
Harry said he thinks
I look like Ivan Toney.
639
00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:45,960
So, yeah, Ivan Toney is a lucky man.
640
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:46,960
# Wow... #
HE LAUGHS
641
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:50,800
Our lovely Megan,
hello, Irish Mila Kunis.
642
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,960
Thanks, guys. Stop!
643
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,960
I think Shakira
looks a bit like Pocahontas.
644
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:58,960
I'll take it, I'll take it.
645
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,960
Oh, we have said
that Helena looks a bit
646
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,960
like Megan Barton-Hanson
from Love Island.
647
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:05,800
She's giving that energy.
648
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,960
I will tell her now when I see her
cos I've not told her that yet.
649
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:11,960
I keep calling Blu Ron
from the other Love Island series.
650
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,480
Do you reckon?
HE LAUGHS
651
00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,960
I don't think no-one's told me
I look like anyone yet.
652
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,960
Right, I have had no lookalikes yet,
so...
653
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:23,480
Right, I know exactly
who you look like. Who?
654
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,960
Do you remember
Sophia Grace and Rosie?
655
00:29:25,960 --> 00:29:27,960
Used to go on The Ellen Show?
And they'd sing...
656
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:29,800
# Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom... #
657
00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,960
Who do I look like?
658
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,960
Rosie, the blonde one, grown up.
You look like her.
659
00:29:32,960 --> 00:29:33,960
Really?
Yeah.
660
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:36,640
No. I'm just Megan Moore.
661
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,960
I've been told I look like
Brad Pitt in certain light,
662
00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,960
and that light is pitch darkness.
663
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:48,960
The kitchen is the place
664
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:52,960
where our Islanders like to debate
all the big questions, like...
665
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:55,960
I don't know whether
I'm a fried egg or poached.
666
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,960
Do we have any avocado?
I know, I'm dying for it.
667
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,960
Is there not any in there?
I didn't even check.
668
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,960
There's some big bugs
out here, man.
669
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,960
Meg, watch out.
670
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:09,960
It's...
671
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,960
IAIN GROANS
672
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:18,960
That's a drone. He's in the fridge!
He's in the fridge!
673
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:21,320
On my life...
SCREAMING
674
00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,800
..that's the biggest thing
I have seen.
675
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:24,960
That's a bird.
676
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,320
THEY LAUGH
677
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,960
What's on that? What is that?
Is that a bee? What is that?
678
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,480
Ooh! That needs to move away
from me, whatever that is.
679
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,960
Turn your head. Oh!
It'll go, it'll go. No!
680
00:30:35,960 --> 00:30:37,960
Stay still, stay still.
681
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,800
You look like a flower
in that blue bikini.
682
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,960
What the fuck?
Hm!
683
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,960
He is, like, watching you
from an end,
684
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,960
but chatting up girls...
685
00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:52,960
Ugh!
686
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:53,960
I dunno, I feel like...
687
00:30:53,960 --> 00:30:56,640
When I was chatting
to Harry yesterday... Fuck off!
688
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,800
I know. It's gone.
689
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,960
What is that?! What is that?
690
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,960
SQUEAKS
691
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,960
Wait, wait.
692
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:05,960
Oh, I love a happy ending.
693
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:09,960
Thanks, Shakira.
Just drop me off there.
694
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:12,960
I'll give you five stars and a tip.
GUFFAWS
695
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,960
It's normally
around about week three
696
00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:24,800
that the Islanders start doing
697
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,960
their hilarious
Iain Stirling impressions,
698
00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:30,000
but this lot got started early.
699
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,960
A new Bombshell
enters da villa!
700
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:38,960
A new Bombshell enters the villa!
701
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:42,960
A new Bombshell enters the villa!
702
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,960
A new Bombshell ENTERS the villa!
703
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,160
You sound like him.
704
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:52,960
A new Bombshell... enters the
villa!
705
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,960
Iain should be frothing right now.
706
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,480
I think he should use our voices
then his voice-over.
707
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,960
I'm not worried one bit, girls.
You've got it all wrong! Look!
708
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,800
# Hello? I'm here
709
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,960
# Get ready, ready, ready, ready
710
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,960
# A hot new Bombshell
Enters the villa. #
711
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,640
No, wait, stop!
Even the song's got it wrong.
712
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,960
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS
This is how you do it.
713
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:24,160
Two new Bombshells enter the villa!
714
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,960
# It's me and you
An army of two... #
715
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,960
Come on, guys, can you not count?
716
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,960
It's Remell,
and he's got Shea in tow.
717
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,960
And talking of toes, there's
something you really need to know
718
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,320
before dipping your tootsies
into villa life.
719
00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:42,960
Are you gonna get your toes out?
720
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,960
None of the boys have got toenails,
or they're black.
721
00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,960
My toenails are wrote off.
THEY LAUGH
722
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:53,960
Here y'are! Get on the end of that.
Whoa! Oh, shit.
723
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,160
So, how are your toenails?
724
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,960
You're gonna have to wait and see
when we're by the pool or something.
725
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,480
Welcome to the villa, boys.
THEY LAUGH
726
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:03,960
Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
727
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:06,960
Just remember to make sure
you "toe" the line.
728
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,960
After his late night
in the Hideaway,
729
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,960
Harry was absolutely exhausted.
730
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,960
He was starving as Helena sapped him
of all his energy.
731
00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:24,160
And as a result,
he was feeling a little weak.
732
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:26,960
Some might say Wimpy.
733
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,960
Oh, where's my burger?
734
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,320
Oi, have you eaten my burger?
735
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:33,960
Geez, you've eaten my burger,
I know you have.
736
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:35,960
You ate it. I haven't eaten it,
I know you've eaten it.
737
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,960
Good question, Dejon. Who ate it?
738
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:41,800
To find out, we're launching
a special investigation
739
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,960
to uncover the identity
of the breakfast burger burglar.
740
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:48,960
Whoever committed this crime will be
doing porridge for a long time.
741
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,960
First under the spotlight,
742
00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,960
well, the light from the fridge,
was Tommy.
743
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:56,960
Could he be the patty pilferer?
744
00:33:56,960 --> 00:34:00,960
No. He's gone for
a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
745
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,960
Blu goes in to get a drink.
746
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,960
Stealing Shakira from Harry
is one thing,
747
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,960
but would he stoop so low
as to nick another man's burger?
748
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,960
Next on the scene of the crime,
Dejon just grabs some ice
749
00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:22,480
and Remell just checks out
the cold cuts.
750
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,000
Next under suspicion is Toni.
751
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,960
Americans love burgers
for breakfast, don't they?
752
00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,960
I bet it's her!
753
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:34,960
Oh, sorry, Toni.
Just coffee and milk.
754
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,960
Hang on, what's this?
Blu's come back!
755
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,320
Bang to rights.
756
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:49,160
Bold as brass, Blu,
the little bugger.
757
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,960
He's a breakfast burger burglar.
758
00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,960
Geez, you've eaten my burger,
I know you have.
759
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:00,640
You ate it. I haven't eaten it,
I know you've eaten it.
760
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,320
I saw Blu eating a burger
this morning. Fuck off!
761
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,960
He nicks your bird and your burger.
THEY LAUGH
762
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,960
I did as well.
763
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,640
Oi, did you eat the burger
this morning? Yeah.
764
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:13,640
THEY LAUGH
765
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,960
Oh, my God!
766
00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:17,640
The biggest crime of all
767
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:19,960
is having a burger for breakfast
at all.
768
00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:22,960
Have some muesli, guys,
769
00:35:22,960 --> 00:35:25,960
you'll be less likely
to get bunged up.
770
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:44,960
# Open up your love
I'm coming if you want me to
771
00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,960
# Open up your love
772
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,160
# Your heart's
Big enough for two... #
773
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:55,960
Hey, how am I looking?
Look at the baby oil.
774
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:59,960
Where's the oil? You got oiled up?
Oiled up, let's go!
775
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,320
Let's go indeed.
We're all oiled up
776
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,960
and ready to slide our way
into the final part of the show.
777
00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:09,960
Welcome back to
Love Island Unseen Bits.
778
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:12,800
# Open up your love... #
779
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,960
And it's not just the oily boys
780
00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:19,640
that need to avoid
an unfortunate slip.
781
00:36:19,640 --> 00:36:21,960
If I slip a nipple,
let me know, will you?
782
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:23,960
GIGGLING
783
00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:27,960
So sit back on the sofa,
but be careful...
784
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:28,960
LAUGHTER
785
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:31,960
..because we have some
banging clips still to come.
786
00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:33,960
SLAPPING,
LAUGHTER
787
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,320
Come on, strike a pose!
788
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,960
And check, check, check, check,
check it out.
789
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:46,960
DEJON BEATBOXES
OK.
790
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,480
Man like Tommy
He ain't gotta wear a johnny
791
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:51,960
Why? Cos he got a little money
Hey!
792
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:55,960
Hey, Blu. Has he got a clue?
Yes, he do. Cos...
793
00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:58,960
He might have to go to the loo.
Ohh!
794
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,960
Here's an unseen clip of the girls
in the dressing room,
795
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,960
and it sounds like
they are talking a load of Botox.
796
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:12,960
What do you have, Toni,
just your lips?
797
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,960
Yeah, just my lips,
but I haven't gone in years. Yeah.
798
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:18,960
The lady that did my lips
was in Miami,
799
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:21,960
and now she moved
to the Dominican Republic
800
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,960
and does lips and penis injections.
GASPING
801
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,960
What? What do you mean,
penis injections?
802
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,960
I swear to God,
you can get filler in your dick.
803
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:31,640
You can get filler in your willy?
Uh-huh. Fuck off!
804
00:37:31,640 --> 00:37:34,800
What...?
What's the filler in the willy for?
805
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,320
Well, what do you think
it's fucking for?
806
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,800
But then it shrivels up
when it's wet?
807
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,960
THEY LAUGH
How would it go soft? Yeah.
808
00:37:42,960 --> 00:37:45,960
Asking for a friend, but what's
that treatment you mentioned?
809
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Is it called "Bo-cocks"?
810
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:59,960
And if you thought you'd heard the
last of Ben's rapping, think again.
811
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,960
Who does he think he is, "Beninem"?
812
00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,960
"Ice Cab"?
813
00:38:03,960 --> 00:38:05,960
"MC Uber"?
814
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,000
No, no, no.
Obviously, my name's Ben.
815
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,960
I might write with a pen.
Go on, go on, go on.
816
00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:12,640
I might count to ten.
817
00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,960
What? Cos I got a friend called
Glenn and a uncle called Ken.
818
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:18,960
Might have a friend called Len.
What, cos my name's Ben, what?
819
00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:21,960
I like "woman" not men. Oh.
LAUGHS
820
00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:24,640
I used to have a girlfriend
Called Bren, hey, hey, hey!
821
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,960
Did you?
No.
822
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:28,960
THEY LAUGH
Cos I just go with the flow.
823
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,960
You know me, I'm not slow
cos I stubbed my toe.
824
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:34,960
It's Ben and Co.
Cos I keep it on the low.
825
00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,000
Only here, I've got a mo.
On the boat, I might row.
826
00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:41,960
I'm here to show
I've got friends, not foe.
827
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,000
Boy better know.
Hey! Oh, yeah!
828
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:46,800
See? I actually reckon
rapping's my thing.
829
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,960
I reckon this is what
it was all about.
830
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,960
Yeah, spawned a rapping career.
831
00:38:50,960 --> 00:38:53,960
I wish that unseen clip
had remained unheard, too.
832
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,160
As we saw, the re-coupling
at the end of the week
833
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,960
was as tense as ever,
834
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,960
with some long dramatic pauses
and epic sweeping shots
835
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:11,960
of the villa
building the atmosphere.
836
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,960
The ball was in the girls' court
as they got to choose.
837
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:16,960
Alima chose new boy Remell,
838
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,960
Shakira re-coupled with Ben,
839
00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:21,960
Megan stayed with Tommy,
840
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,800
leaving us with five single boys,
841
00:39:23,800 --> 00:39:26,960
and Helena
with a big decision to make.
842
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,960
Me and this boy bounce off of
each other's energy quite a lot.
843
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:35,640
The past couple of days, I think,
went from 0 to 100 quite quick.
844
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:38,000
We both took quite a big risk.
845
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,800
But what was that big risk
Helena was talking about?
846
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,960
Was it their outrageous flirting
in the Hideaway?
847
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,960
Yeah, you're...
HE LAUGHS
848
00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:52,960
Was it Harry's
pseudo-celebrity status?
849
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:54,960
No, Tommy, sorry,
Tom Clare, a wee bit.
850
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:56,960
Yeah, he really does
look like Tom Clare. Yeah!
851
00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:01,480
Or was she dreaming
of Harry's flowery trousers?
852
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:06,800
They're pretty risky.
853
00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:09,960
I dunno what these are, bro,
but these could be me, mate.
854
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:12,960
Let me see them, bro.
Moody, aren't they?
855
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,960
They look like my dad's trousers.
I think these are me, you know?
856
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:19,960
Yeah, that's real, innit?
Yeah, big time.
857
00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:21,960
Bro said, "Big time."
I love your fashion sense.
858
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:24,160
Don't look. Close your eyes.
859
00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,960
Close your eyes, close your eyes,
close your eyes, close your eyes...
860
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,320
Oh, my God, what is Harry wearing?!
861
00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:31,960
SHE SCREAMS
862
00:40:31,960 --> 00:40:33,960
D'you know, like, curtains?
That's what he's got.
863
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:35,960
Where is he?
He's got, like, flowery trousers.
864
00:40:35,960 --> 00:40:36,960
Helena's gonna die.
865
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,800
She looks so fit,
and he's wearing that!
866
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,160
This is cool.
The trousers, wear them,
867
00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:43,960
but just wear, like, a blue
or a green top, please, plain.
868
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:45,960
You can wear that.
No, I think that's...
869
00:40:45,960 --> 00:40:47,960
I'm not changing.
You can say what you like.
870
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,960
But thank you for your input.
She might not pick you.
871
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,960
Harry.
APPLAUSE
872
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:57,160
Yes,
it was Harry's flowery trousers
873
00:40:57,160 --> 00:41:00,960
that proved lucky in the end.
APPLAUSE
874
00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:07,640
And someone else who was wearing
a lucky colour was Blu, of course.
875
00:41:07,640 --> 00:41:08,960
What's up, then, Maya,
you all right?
876
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:10,960
What's happening?
877
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:13,800
Blue name, blue shorts,
blue trainers.
878
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,960
Blu by name, blue by nature.
879
00:41:15,960 --> 00:41:18,000
If we go all the way back
to day one,
880
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,960
it worked out for him then.
881
00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:23,960
But it couldn't save him
from being dumped.
882
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,960
Bye!
883
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,960
At least he's wearing blue.
884
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:35,480
He come in in blue.
He did, didn't he?
885
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,960
Poetic, that.
886
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,320
Pure poetry in motion.
887
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,960
As Blu in blue felt a little blue
888
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,960
when he knew
it was time to say toodle-oo.
889
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,800
Toodle-oo, Blu.
890
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:48,640
It's back, and as the saying goes,
891
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,960
if it's not broke,
don't try to fix it.
892
00:41:50,960 --> 00:41:52,960
It's time for...
893
00:41:56,960 --> 00:42:00,960
This time, I asked the Islanders
to give us their best chat-up lines.
894
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:02,960
I've never had to use
a chat-up line to a boy,
895
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:05,960
they sort of come to me if
I'm looking all right on the night.
896
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,960
From now on, you can call me coffee,
897
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:10,640
cos I'm trying to keep you up
all night.
898
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:14,160
My new favourite one is,
"You want to go halves on a baby?"
899
00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:17,960
Simple, sweet and cheeky.
SHE LAUGHS
900
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,960
They've never worked for me,
901
00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:21,960
but I'm gonna keep trying
and use them until they do work.
902
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:24,960
They've definitely worked before,
sometimes.
903
00:42:24,960 --> 00:42:25,960
Depends if you're fit.
904
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,960
Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
905
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,960
The only number I don't see here
is yours.
906
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,960
Oh, that's a good one.
907
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:35,960
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you're the only ten I see.
908
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,960
Tennessee, you're ten I see...
Are you from Tenne...
909
00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,960
You just go up and say,
"That dress looks good,
910
00:42:41,960 --> 00:42:43,960
"it would look better
on my bedroom floor."
911
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:46,960
SHE GAGS
Get away. No, thank you.
912
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:51,960
If it's on DM, I have used this one
before, where you go,
913
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,960
"Oh, I think someone's
impersonating you."
914
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,960
They always panic and they're like,
"What, what, what, what?"
915
00:42:57,960 --> 00:43:00,640
And then you send them
the NASA Instagram account
916
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,640
because they're out of this world.
SHE LAUGHS
917
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,960
CLEARS HER THROAT
Are you guys ready?
918
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,960
Is your dad a boxer?
919
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:10,960
Because you are a knockout.
Did that land?
920
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:15,960
Why are you not laughing?
921
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,320
Why are you not laughing?!
922
00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,960
Do you fancy a raisin?
923
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:21,960
No? How about a date?
924
00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:26,960
I don't think anyone's saying no
to that, I'll be honest.
925
00:43:26,960 --> 00:43:28,960
I bet Tommy has got
some chat-up lines.
926
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,960
I'm not an electrician, but I can
certainly lighten up your day.
927
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:32,960
Are you a parking ticket?
928
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:34,960
You've got fine
written all over you.
929
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,960
Hang on, let me remember
how it goes.
930
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:39,960
Yeah, it's, you're 70% water,
and I'm thirsty.
931
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:40,960
HE LAUGHS
932
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:42,160
What?!
933
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:45,960
I'm not a photographer, but
I can picture you and I together.
934
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,320
Aw!
935
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:51,160
I'm not even playing cards,
but I've pulled a queen.
936
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:52,960
Yeah, I like that one.
937
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,960
The worst chat-up line,
and the most frequent one,
938
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,960
especially on dating apps, is,
is your name Shakira?
939
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:01,960
Cos your hips don't lie.
940
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,960
SHE SCREAMS
941
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:06,960
So annoying. Don't do that again.
942
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,160
You're done.
943
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,160
Come back next time
for some more...
944
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,960
It was shocking, it caused drama,
945
00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,960
there was a massive twist
involving the ginormous telly
946
00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:28,800
hanging over the swimming pool.
947
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,960
Come on. Girls! Girls' night.
CHEERING
948
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,960
Fuck off.
What?
949
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:39,320
Here's an exclusive unseen bit
of what they got to watch.
950
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:42,960
MEGAN BELCHES
SQUEAKY VOICE: Excuse me!
951
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,960
Fuck off!
Wait, shh!
952
00:44:45,960 --> 00:44:48,160
Is that not eggs?
Looks like chickpeas or something.
953
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,320
Eggs? Eggs aren't that small.
That is eggs.
954
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:53,960
That's eggs?
What?!
955
00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:56,960
Look how small my pinky finger is.
It is quite small, actually.
956
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,960
Oh, my God.
That's really small.
957
00:44:58,960 --> 00:44:59,960
It's 4cm.
Is it?
958
00:44:59,960 --> 00:45:02,960
Aw! He's well-behaved.
959
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:06,000
You...
HE LAUGHS
960
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:09,960
We'll leave the girls
watching some classic TV.
961
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:15,960
See you all next time
for more Unseen Bits! Bye!
962
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,960
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