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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,528 --> 00:00:49,882 Thank you. 2 00:00:49,966 --> 00:00:51,906 Would anyone else like to share? 3 00:00:56,185 --> 00:00:57,174 I'm Tammy. 4 00:00:57,258 --> 00:00:58,129 Hi, Tammy. 5 00:00:58,213 --> 00:00:59,344 Hi. 6 00:01:00,522 --> 00:01:02,417 Things have been okay. 7 00:01:02,501 --> 00:01:04,111 Yeah. Um... 8 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:08,513 Still really hoping to get a bigger car. 9 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,859 It's one of our goals for TSDY. 10 00:01:12,046 --> 00:01:13,134 Uh, sorry. 11 00:01:13,221 --> 00:01:16,093 Um... try something different year. 12 00:01:16,180 --> 00:01:18,922 It's like a thing we found online. 13 00:01:19,836 --> 00:01:22,578 We decided to try it out once I got better. 14 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:23,840 Um... 15 00:01:26,147 --> 00:01:27,322 Uh... 16 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,978 I've been cancer-free for 12 months. 17 00:01:33,284 --> 00:01:34,372 But, um... 18 00:01:35,460 --> 00:01:37,075 You know, I still just live with the terror 19 00:01:37,158 --> 00:01:39,508 that it's gonna come back. 20 00:01:39,595 --> 00:01:41,031 It's not coming back. 21 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:46,123 He always says that, but, you know, 22 00:01:46,210 --> 00:01:47,820 I just have a lot of anxiety. 23 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:51,476 Focusing on my business really helps. 24 00:01:51,563 --> 00:01:52,913 Um... 25 00:01:55,045 --> 00:01:57,439 My friend Devin makes me laugh hard. 26 00:01:58,005 --> 00:01:59,180 So... 27 00:01:59,267 --> 00:02:00,355 Devin? 28 00:02:01,225 --> 00:02:03,314 Yeah, my ex. The firefighter. 29 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:07,188 Um, rekindling that friendship has... 30 00:02:08,580 --> 00:02:10,234 it's really helped me. 31 00:02:10,321 --> 00:02:12,584 You know, community is so important. 32 00:02:14,847 --> 00:02:16,893 But I worry. 33 00:02:17,676 --> 00:02:20,462 Will I ever see my son graduate? 34 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:25,162 Will I ever orgasm again? 35 00:02:28,687 --> 00:02:31,125 Sorry. This is, uh, not so exciting, 36 00:02:31,212 --> 00:02:33,518 but this group really helps, so, thank you. 37 00:02:35,259 --> 00:02:36,608 Craig... 38 00:02:36,695 --> 00:02:39,220 Anything you wanna share? 39 00:02:41,048 --> 00:02:43,572 Everything is really awesome. 40 00:02:43,659 --> 00:02:45,922 Tammy deserves a parade. 41 00:02:47,706 --> 00:02:50,100 And I'm orgasming fine. 42 00:02:56,411 --> 00:02:58,152 I'll share, I'll share. 43 00:02:58,239 --> 00:03:02,808 Um... this has been a great week for me. 44 00:03:04,985 --> 00:03:06,421 Craig. 45 00:03:06,508 --> 00:03:08,162 The mailman screwed up again. 46 00:03:08,901 --> 00:03:12,296 Can you bring the package to the neighbor's? 47 00:03:20,043 --> 00:03:22,654 Craig Waterman. Yeah. 48 00:03:22,741 --> 00:03:24,830 Yeah. I'm in the car now. 49 00:03:24,917 --> 00:03:27,007 Actually, I'm in the parking lot. 50 00:03:27,094 --> 00:03:28,834 I'll be up there in two seconds. 51 00:03:28,921 --> 00:03:30,532 Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Bye. 52 00:03:48,637 --> 00:03:50,508 Hello? 53 00:03:51,379 --> 00:03:53,381 Hello? 54 00:03:59,778 --> 00:04:00,910 Hi. 55 00:04:00,997 --> 00:04:02,520 Howdy. 56 00:04:02,607 --> 00:04:05,175 Are you Austin? 57 00:04:05,262 --> 00:04:06,655 Guilty. 58 00:04:06,742 --> 00:04:09,266 Yeah, the, uh... mailman screwed up. 59 00:04:09,353 --> 00:04:12,356 Uh, I'm down there at the end of the block there. 60 00:04:13,444 --> 00:04:15,142 Oh, with the for sale sign? 61 00:04:15,229 --> 00:04:17,927 Yeah. About to leave the neighborhood. 62 00:04:18,014 --> 00:04:20,016 It's a bummer. Wish I could've gotten 63 00:04:20,103 --> 00:04:21,670 to know you, but yeah we're leaving. 64 00:04:21,757 --> 00:04:22,932 Sorry about this. 65 00:04:23,019 --> 00:04:24,412 Oh, not your fault. 66 00:04:24,499 --> 00:04:26,109 Some mailman idiot always messes up. 67 00:04:26,196 --> 00:04:28,155 Well, it's gonna happen, I guess. 68 00:04:28,242 --> 00:04:30,548 Yeah. I didn't open it or look or anything. 69 00:04:30,635 --> 00:04:31,897 I know that that's illegal. 70 00:04:31,984 --> 00:04:33,899 Oh. Thank you. 71 00:04:33,986 --> 00:04:35,292 Yep. No worries. 72 00:04:35,379 --> 00:04:37,642 Hey, I didn't catch your name, by the way. 73 00:04:37,729 --> 00:04:39,470 Oh, it's, uh, Craig Waterman. 74 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:42,908 Stay curious, Craig Waterman. 75 00:04:43,996 --> 00:04:45,824 You too, Austin. 76 00:05:07,716 --> 00:05:09,239 Full mug coming through here. 77 00:05:09,326 --> 00:05:11,676 Careful, careful, careful. Full mug. 78 00:05:16,464 --> 00:05:18,422 Hey, java king! 79 00:05:18,509 --> 00:05:20,294 Fuckin' moron. 80 00:05:24,385 --> 00:05:26,648 Nicholas from Serotonin Solutions. Sam is on. 81 00:05:26,735 --> 00:05:28,693 How was everyone's weekend? 82 00:05:52,021 --> 00:05:54,110 I need to get a bigger car. 83 00:05:54,197 --> 00:05:56,025 I know. Let's sell the house first. 84 00:05:56,112 --> 00:05:57,331 I can't fit this stuff. 85 00:05:57,418 --> 00:05:59,463 Look what happened, it fell over. 86 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:01,900 Hey, Shannon. Hey, gang. 87 00:06:01,987 --> 00:06:03,163 Hi. 88 00:06:03,250 --> 00:06:04,686 You didn't steal anything, did you? 89 00:06:04,773 --> 00:06:06,992 House has got good bones, right? 90 00:06:07,079 --> 00:06:09,517 Sorry my wife's stuff is everywhere. 91 00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:10,909 Yeah. 92 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,520 A beautiful neighborhood too. 93 00:06:12,607 --> 00:06:15,479 Nice people there. Really good people there. 94 00:06:16,393 --> 00:06:18,047 You have a good day. 95 00:06:18,134 --> 00:06:19,570 Awesome. 96 00:06:20,832 --> 00:06:22,094 Shit. 97 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,271 Didn't even fucking talk to me. 98 00:06:24,358 --> 00:06:26,273 Can you put that in the front? 99 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,752 Like, try and find a spot? 100 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:29,406 I don't know where to put it. 101 00:06:29,493 --> 00:06:31,582 Yes, yes, yes. Ah, I got water on me! 102 00:06:32,757 --> 00:06:33,715 Stevie... 103 00:06:33,802 --> 00:06:35,630 can you pass me that, please? 104 00:06:42,550 --> 00:06:43,725 Super beautiful. 105 00:06:43,812 --> 00:06:44,856 Thank you. 106 00:06:44,943 --> 00:06:46,031 What are those? 107 00:06:46,118 --> 00:06:47,946 Oh, honey. The new neighbor Austin. 108 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:50,079 He brought these over for us earlier. 109 00:06:50,166 --> 00:06:52,168 He also invited you over for a drink 110 00:06:52,255 --> 00:06:54,126 at 8:00 tonight. I said you'd go. 111 00:06:55,171 --> 00:06:56,825 You don't know my schedule. 112 00:06:57,739 --> 00:06:59,349 You sit there every night. 113 00:06:59,436 --> 00:07:01,046 It might be nice to have a pal, 114 00:07:01,133 --> 00:07:02,309 you know, a bud. 115 00:07:02,396 --> 00:07:04,441 Hello, Tammy's florals, Steven speaking. 116 00:07:04,528 --> 00:07:06,182 Just welcome him to the neighborhood. 117 00:07:06,269 --> 00:07:07,575 There's a new Marvel out. 118 00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:08,967 It's supposed to be nuts. 119 00:07:09,054 --> 00:07:10,404 We should go see that. 120 00:07:10,491 --> 00:07:12,710 Oh... my ex-boyfriend Devin, 121 00:07:12,797 --> 00:07:15,060 he invited me out for a drink tonight. 122 00:07:15,452 --> 00:07:16,671 Thank you so much. 123 00:07:18,325 --> 00:07:20,065 Okay. Two Luna arrangements for a 90th. 124 00:07:20,152 --> 00:07:21,415 Extra lavender. 125 00:07:21,502 --> 00:07:23,547 Stevie, your mom's abandoning us. 126 00:07:23,634 --> 00:07:24,679 It's just you and I. 127 00:07:24,766 --> 00:07:26,681 We gotta go see that Marvel tonight. 128 00:07:26,768 --> 00:07:28,248 I already saw it. It's sorta... 129 00:07:28,335 --> 00:07:30,206 Ah! Don't spoil it. Do not spoil it. 130 00:07:30,293 --> 00:07:31,773 What's going on? 131 00:07:31,860 --> 00:07:33,122 Honey. 132 00:07:33,818 --> 00:07:35,907 Please don't go out with this fucking 133 00:07:35,994 --> 00:07:37,431 dumb clown tonight. 134 00:07:37,518 --> 00:07:39,476 You and I, we'll go see this new Marvel. 135 00:07:39,563 --> 00:07:41,522 People are saying it's actually nuts. 136 00:07:41,609 --> 00:07:43,306 It's driving people crazy. 137 00:07:43,393 --> 00:07:46,309 It's nacho, nacho time! 138 00:07:46,396 --> 00:07:47,876 Never... 139 00:07:47,963 --> 00:07:49,530 Never underestimate the nacho. 140 00:07:49,617 --> 00:07:50,792 Yummy. Oh, good work. 141 00:07:50,879 --> 00:07:52,446 Mwah. 142 00:07:52,533 --> 00:07:54,535 Delicious, huh? Anyway, I gotta go. 143 00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:55,666 But I love you. 144 00:07:55,753 --> 00:07:56,754 Have fun. 145 00:07:56,841 --> 00:07:58,234 See you later. Thank you. 146 00:07:58,321 --> 00:08:00,410 You guys kiss each other on the lips? 147 00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:01,672 Honey. 148 00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:03,108 Go. 149 00:08:03,195 --> 00:08:04,980 Err... 150 00:08:18,733 --> 00:08:20,691 Hmm. 151 00:08:23,128 --> 00:08:25,087 Oh, you know, I, uh... 152 00:08:25,174 --> 00:08:28,699 I actually got those speed bumps put in on our street. 153 00:08:28,786 --> 00:08:30,832 Yeah. It was a frickin' nightmare 154 00:08:30,919 --> 00:08:32,312 dealing with the city. 155 00:08:32,399 --> 00:08:35,532 But now the whole neighborhood's not a goddamn racetrack. 156 00:08:35,619 --> 00:08:36,751 Well, thank you. 157 00:08:36,838 --> 00:08:37,882 Welcome. 158 00:08:37,969 --> 00:08:39,754 Well, what do you do for a living? 159 00:08:39,841 --> 00:08:42,496 Well, I dabble in a few things, but, uh... 160 00:08:42,583 --> 00:08:44,454 I pay those criminals at the bank 161 00:08:44,541 --> 00:08:46,543 by covering the weather for Channel Three. 162 00:08:47,979 --> 00:08:49,851 You're a weatherman? 163 00:08:51,026 --> 00:08:53,681 I usually work evenings, but I got tonight off. 164 00:08:53,768 --> 00:08:55,422 I knew you looked familiar. 165 00:08:55,509 --> 00:08:57,641 That's so awesome. 166 00:08:58,555 --> 00:09:00,122 What do you do for a living? 167 00:09:00,209 --> 00:09:03,386 I work for a company called Universal Digital Innovations. 168 00:09:03,473 --> 00:09:05,345 We work with clients who are trying to make 169 00:09:05,432 --> 00:09:07,129 their products more habit forming. 170 00:09:07,216 --> 00:09:08,522 I work with apps, specifically. 171 00:09:08,609 --> 00:09:09,958 Like... 172 00:09:10,045 --> 00:09:12,003 trying to get people addicted to products? 173 00:09:12,090 --> 00:09:15,964 Uh... we prefer to use the term "habit forming". 174 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:19,271 It appeals to the most primal aspects of the brain. 175 00:09:19,359 --> 00:09:21,143 So when the person tries to detach themselves 176 00:09:21,230 --> 00:09:24,364 from the product, they become extremely displeased 177 00:09:24,451 --> 00:09:26,191 and they just continue using it. 178 00:09:26,278 --> 00:09:28,629 Fucking brutal. 179 00:09:29,978 --> 00:09:31,762 Yeah, it's brutal. 180 00:09:32,894 --> 00:09:34,809 I got a product you might like. 181 00:09:36,419 --> 00:09:37,594 Alright. 182 00:09:39,074 --> 00:09:40,380 Porno mag? 183 00:09:41,642 --> 00:09:43,034 Better. 184 00:09:43,121 --> 00:09:44,514 Look familiar? 185 00:09:44,601 --> 00:09:46,995 Just a box from my yard. 186 00:09:53,654 --> 00:09:54,916 What's this? 187 00:09:56,483 --> 00:09:59,137 That's a 400,000-year-old stone hand axe 188 00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:01,183 carved by Homo Erectus. 189 00:10:01,662 --> 00:10:05,492 These are the first human objects ever made. 190 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:09,060 You're holding the very same tool that some 191 00:10:09,147 --> 00:10:13,325 ancient person held on in East African Savannah. 192 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:18,287 As they paused in awe to watch the land 193 00:10:18,374 --> 00:10:22,857 swallow the burning golden ball in the sky. 194 00:10:33,781 --> 00:10:35,347 Whoa, buddy. 195 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:36,914 Oh! 196 00:10:37,001 --> 00:10:38,307 Oh! 197 00:10:38,394 --> 00:10:40,222 Shoot! Uh... 198 00:10:40,309 --> 00:10:42,006 Oh, I'm so sorry. 199 00:10:42,093 --> 00:10:44,487 I am so sorry. This never... oh! 200 00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:45,923 Fuck. 201 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,664 Let's go somewhere. 202 00:10:47,751 --> 00:10:48,883 Uh... 203 00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:50,493 It's a school night for me. 204 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,277 I'll get you a clean shirt. 205 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:57,413 Okay. 206 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:59,110 Alright. 207 00:11:13,995 --> 00:11:15,213 What's here? 208 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,824 Come on, come on. 209 00:11:19,130 --> 00:11:20,436 This way. 210 00:11:28,096 --> 00:11:28,879 Quick! 211 00:11:28,966 --> 00:11:30,620 Before the pigs see us. 212 00:12:07,135 --> 00:12:08,397 It's the Aqueduct. 213 00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:10,268 It was built in 1837. 214 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,793 Look at this. It connects the entire city. 215 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:14,316 Oh my God. 216 00:12:14,403 --> 00:12:16,231 Aw, fuck! 217 00:12:16,318 --> 00:12:18,668 I got stuff all over me. 218 00:12:18,755 --> 00:12:20,888 Ah, it looks like OVD's gonna get 219 00:12:20,975 --> 00:12:22,803 a little bit more of my money. 220 00:12:22,890 --> 00:12:24,239 OV what? 221 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,719 Ocean View Dining. 222 00:12:25,806 --> 00:12:28,069 It's the only clothes that fit me just right. 223 00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:29,505 -Oh. Wow. -Yeah. 224 00:12:29,592 --> 00:12:30,462 Looks good. 225 00:12:30,550 --> 00:12:31,855 Yeah, this is all OVD. 226 00:12:31,942 --> 00:12:33,814 -Nice. -All this is. Yeah. 227 00:12:33,901 --> 00:12:35,032 Alright. 228 00:12:35,119 --> 00:12:36,556 They even make food. 229 00:12:40,429 --> 00:12:41,996 This way. 230 00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,010 Alright. 231 00:12:58,273 --> 00:12:59,709 There you go. 232 00:12:59,796 --> 00:13:01,102 Come on. You got it. 233 00:13:02,799 --> 00:13:04,366 Grab my hand. 234 00:13:04,453 --> 00:13:06,455 There you go. There you go. 235 00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:08,936 You okay? You got it. 236 00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:10,328 Pull up, pull up. Pull up. 237 00:13:13,462 --> 00:13:14,768 -There you go. -Oh... 238 00:13:14,855 --> 00:13:15,812 You okay? 239 00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:16,944 -You alright? -Yeah. 240 00:13:17,031 --> 00:13:19,207 Alright. 241 00:13:19,294 --> 00:13:21,339 -Nice job. -Thank you. 242 00:13:23,994 --> 00:13:25,387 What's wrong? 243 00:13:25,474 --> 00:13:27,084 Lost my shoe. 244 00:13:27,737 --> 00:13:29,391 Oh. 245 00:13:29,478 --> 00:13:32,394 Ah, we'll get it on the way back. Come on. 246 00:13:38,356 --> 00:13:40,445 This is so cool. 247 00:13:40,532 --> 00:13:43,013 Yeah, there's a way into the building through here. 248 00:13:54,285 --> 00:13:55,765 Oh my God! 249 00:13:55,852 --> 00:13:57,854 Oh... I thought that was a guy. 250 00:13:58,899 --> 00:14:00,204 Where the hell are we? 251 00:14:00,291 --> 00:14:01,902 City Hall. Come on. 252 00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:03,381 What? 253 00:14:09,953 --> 00:14:10,998 Oh. 254 00:14:13,043 --> 00:14:15,393 It's a normal ciggie, it's not cannabis. 255 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:17,352 Oh. Excellent. 256 00:14:19,049 --> 00:14:20,442 Oh, hey. 257 00:14:20,529 --> 00:14:22,836 My band's playing tomorrow night. 258 00:14:22,923 --> 00:14:23,967 Bring Tammy. 259 00:14:24,054 --> 00:14:25,752 Your frickin' band? You're in a band? 260 00:14:25,839 --> 00:14:27,623 Yeah, it's gonna be a big show. 261 00:14:27,710 --> 00:14:30,582 Hopefully my boss doesn't make me work. 262 00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:31,975 I tell ya... 263 00:14:32,062 --> 00:14:34,499 I am so over nightly news. I wanna do mornings. 264 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,371 Why don't you just ask? 265 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:39,461 I wanted my own office at work. 266 00:14:39,548 --> 00:14:40,636 I just asked. 267 00:14:41,985 --> 00:14:43,117 Did you get it? 268 00:14:43,204 --> 00:14:44,945 Eat in there alone every single day. 269 00:14:45,032 --> 00:14:47,077 I can eat whatever the hell I want. 270 00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:49,036 Something big and messy. 271 00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:52,256 Something really embarrassing I don't want anybody to see. 272 00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:53,997 Something that stinks. 273 00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:57,392 All you gotta do is ask. 274 00:14:59,611 --> 00:15:01,875 You'll be on the list tomorrow night, rock star. 275 00:15:01,962 --> 00:15:04,138 I'll be there, rock star. 276 00:15:04,225 --> 00:15:05,922 Alright. 277 00:15:07,445 --> 00:15:09,056 Ehh. 278 00:15:09,143 --> 00:15:10,971 You crack me up. 279 00:15:11,058 --> 00:15:13,060 -I do? -You crack me up. 280 00:15:13,147 --> 00:15:15,192 Yeah! 281 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:16,498 Yeah! 282 00:15:20,067 --> 00:15:21,463 Alright, friends. That's it. 283 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:23,070 That's our national forecast. 284 00:15:23,157 --> 00:15:24,767 Take care of yourselves out there. 285 00:15:24,854 --> 00:15:26,638 We'll see you tomorrow night. 286 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:29,554 I'm not clicking anything. 287 00:15:29,641 --> 00:15:32,557 I think my clicker ran out of batteries. 288 00:15:32,644 --> 00:15:35,778 I tell ya, sometimes I feel like I've run out of batteries. 289 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,519 I gotta go change my double A's. 290 00:15:37,606 --> 00:15:39,129 See ya tomorrow night. 291 00:15:44,482 --> 00:15:46,702 Alright. How y'all doing? 292 00:15:48,704 --> 00:15:50,924 Sorry about the tie, I just got off work. 293 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,535 We're Mayor Nichols Sucks. 294 00:15:55,189 --> 00:15:57,234 This song goes out to my wife, Bianca. 295 00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:05,068 ♪ I just want to enter the night ♪ 296 00:16:06,417 --> 00:16:08,942 ♪ Cut the dark open with a knife ♪ 297 00:16:09,943 --> 00:16:11,988 ♪ Out there's the courage to fight ♪ 298 00:16:40,451 --> 00:16:42,889 I feel like we need to add something 299 00:16:42,976 --> 00:16:45,761 that makes the user feel expressed or judged. 300 00:16:45,848 --> 00:16:48,982 So they keep coming back to use it over and over again. 301 00:16:49,069 --> 00:16:51,332 Like... like here. You see the... 302 00:16:51,419 --> 00:16:52,812 they have the key emoji down there. 303 00:16:52,899 --> 00:16:54,422 See that key? 304 00:16:54,509 --> 00:16:57,294 Someone named Austin Neighbor Weatherman is calling you. 305 00:16:58,643 --> 00:17:00,167 One second. Pardon me. 306 00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:03,170 -Hey, buddy. -Hey Craigy, whatcha up to? 307 00:17:03,257 --> 00:17:05,650 Just boring old crap, really. 308 00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:07,304 I hear you. 309 00:17:07,391 --> 00:17:10,307 Hey, quick question: You up for going on an adventure? 310 00:17:10,394 --> 00:17:12,309 -When? -When? Right now. 311 00:17:12,396 --> 00:17:13,615 -Right now? -Yes. 312 00:17:14,355 --> 00:17:15,617 Smooth cap. 313 00:17:15,704 --> 00:17:17,837 Forked gills along the stipe. 314 00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:20,448 Throw that on your grill with a little butter... 315 00:17:20,535 --> 00:17:22,102 got yourself a meal. 316 00:17:22,189 --> 00:17:23,668 Go on, smell it. 317 00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:26,933 Oh, wow. That's vanilla. 318 00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,456 You know... 319 00:17:28,543 --> 00:17:30,545 I can't stop thinking about your band. 320 00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,852 That's so fucking amazing. 321 00:17:32,939 --> 00:17:34,418 Thanks, bud. 322 00:17:34,505 --> 00:17:35,855 You play anything? 323 00:17:35,942 --> 00:17:38,683 Nah, I always wanted to play drums, but just... 324 00:17:38,770 --> 00:17:40,076 Didn't. 325 00:17:40,163 --> 00:17:41,599 Get yourself a set. We'll jam. 326 00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,688 Play some punk music or something. 327 00:17:43,775 --> 00:17:46,430 It isn't about how well you play. 328 00:17:46,517 --> 00:17:48,693 It's about how passionate you are. 329 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:51,261 Oh, wow. Drums. 330 00:17:51,348 --> 00:17:53,133 Yeah. Well. 331 00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,265 What color would I get? 332 00:17:55,352 --> 00:17:57,789 I guess it probably doesn't matter what col... 333 00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,012 Well, actually it might matter... 334 00:17:59,095 --> 00:18:00,967 Oh shit! Oh shit! 335 00:18:01,054 --> 00:18:02,794 Help! Help me! Help me! 336 00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:04,100 Oh my God, help! 337 00:18:04,187 --> 00:18:04,927 I got you. 338 00:18:05,014 --> 00:18:07,016 Oh, Jesus! 339 00:18:07,756 --> 00:18:09,714 What the hell? 340 00:18:09,801 --> 00:18:12,021 Well, looks like Ocean View Dining's 341 00:18:12,108 --> 00:18:13,370 gonna get more of your money. 342 00:18:15,111 --> 00:18:17,853 Yeah. Honestly though, their new fall collection, 343 00:18:17,940 --> 00:18:19,028 it looks superb. 344 00:18:19,115 --> 00:18:20,856 I'm really excited about it. 345 00:18:22,118 --> 00:18:23,859 Oh shit, my phone! 346 00:18:23,946 --> 00:18:26,340 Oh, fuck! My phone! 347 00:18:27,123 --> 00:18:29,473 Can... can you call it? Can you call it? 348 00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:31,388 Can't. I don't have a phone. 349 00:18:31,475 --> 00:18:32,999 Are you insane? 350 00:18:33,086 --> 00:18:35,218 I'm looking at a free man right now. 351 00:18:36,959 --> 00:18:38,178 Come on. 352 00:18:42,617 --> 00:18:45,272 Look at this. 353 00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:46,447 Oh... 354 00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,405 -Yeah. -Crap. 355 00:18:48,492 --> 00:18:50,059 Oh, look at this. 356 00:18:50,930 --> 00:18:53,106 Oh man, that's cherry. 357 00:18:53,193 --> 00:18:54,281 Whoa! 358 00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,499 Oh, yeah. 359 00:18:56,674 --> 00:18:58,111 This is my dream car. 360 00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:01,418 I hope you get it one day. 361 00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,768 This thing is absolutely cherry. 362 00:19:03,855 --> 00:19:05,118 Yeah. 363 00:19:05,205 --> 00:19:07,424 Well, it might happen sooner than you think. 364 00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:08,730 I took your advice. 365 00:19:09,513 --> 00:19:11,776 They offered me the morning news slot. 366 00:19:11,863 --> 00:19:13,213 Oh my God! 367 00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:14,866 -Really? -Yep. 368 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,912 Congratulations! Holy crap. 369 00:19:16,999 --> 00:19:18,479 Thank you, buddy. Truly. 370 00:19:18,566 --> 00:19:20,133 Now, if I get this stupid car, 371 00:19:20,220 --> 00:19:21,961 you're going for the first ride. 372 00:19:22,048 --> 00:19:23,527 I promise. You're good luck. 373 00:19:23,614 --> 00:19:25,573 I'm good luck. 374 00:19:25,660 --> 00:19:27,053 Yes, you are. 375 00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:33,755 I can see the future. 376 00:19:39,761 --> 00:19:41,284 It is full of pals. 377 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,157 My husband! 378 00:19:44,244 --> 00:19:46,637 Somebody help us, please! 379 00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:48,074 Helping pals. 380 00:19:49,118 --> 00:19:50,815 I got you, buddy. 381 00:19:57,474 --> 00:19:58,736 Thank you, Craig. 382 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:01,957 Oh, it's so cold out there. 383 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:04,829 And being a boss. 384 00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:06,440 Civilization has collapsed. 385 00:20:07,049 --> 00:20:08,964 But Craig has led us to the future. 386 00:20:09,051 --> 00:20:10,313 To Craig! 387 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,532 To Craig! 388 00:20:13,403 --> 00:20:16,145 The neighborhood would be a racetrack without you. 389 00:20:26,242 --> 00:20:28,070 I'm on the edge of life... 390 00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:31,508 and the view is gorgeous. 391 00:20:45,957 --> 00:20:47,089 What the... 392 00:20:47,176 --> 00:20:49,352 what are you doing? 393 00:20:49,439 --> 00:20:52,312 Can I wake you up with a lick? 394 00:20:53,139 --> 00:20:54,879 -A lick? -Yeah. 395 00:20:54,966 --> 00:20:56,751 -Is the door locked? -Yeah. 396 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:57,752 -Yeah. -Okay. 397 00:20:57,839 --> 00:20:59,232 Something's burning! 398 00:20:59,319 --> 00:21:01,495 -Fuck! -Something's burning? 399 00:21:14,203 --> 00:21:15,813 What did you do? 400 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,294 I hope you like wild mushrooms on toast, honey. 401 00:21:19,382 --> 00:21:21,167 What? 402 00:21:21,254 --> 00:21:22,516 What? 403 00:21:22,603 --> 00:21:24,387 Seriously, what happened? What'd you do? 404 00:21:24,474 --> 00:21:25,910 Nothing. 405 00:21:27,782 --> 00:21:29,262 Good morning. 406 00:21:29,349 --> 00:21:30,654 You like this? 407 00:21:30,741 --> 00:21:31,916 -Punk? -Yeah. 408 00:21:32,003 --> 00:21:33,875 -Oh yeah, I like punk. -Fuck yeah. 409 00:21:33,962 --> 00:21:35,442 You don't listen to music. 410 00:21:35,529 --> 00:21:37,400 Yeah, I do. I listen to punk. 411 00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:39,359 I even took a walk this morning. 412 00:21:39,446 --> 00:21:41,926 Got up. Went for a full walk. 413 00:21:42,013 --> 00:21:44,146 Picked some of those flowers right there. 414 00:21:45,408 --> 00:21:47,062 -You made these? -Yeah. 415 00:21:48,237 --> 00:21:49,891 Oh shit, tastes like McDonald's. 416 00:21:50,979 --> 00:21:52,372 I love it. So good. 417 00:21:52,459 --> 00:21:54,591 -Thanks. -Okay, I'll see you guys. 418 00:21:54,678 --> 00:21:55,853 -Love you. -Love you. 419 00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:57,594 Austin invited me to hang out 420 00:21:57,681 --> 00:21:59,640 with some of his buddies tonight. 421 00:21:59,727 --> 00:22:01,424 They seem like pretty cool guys. 422 00:22:01,511 --> 00:22:03,078 Wow, honey. 423 00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:20,530 Hey, how are you? 424 00:22:20,617 --> 00:22:22,880 I'm Craig. Austin invited me. 425 00:22:22,967 --> 00:22:24,447 Oh, there he is! 426 00:22:24,534 --> 00:22:26,232 Alright. Hey, guys. 427 00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:29,191 This is my neighbor, Craig. He's the best. 428 00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:31,846 Hey, hey! To the new morning weatherman! 429 00:22:34,109 --> 00:22:35,980 This is the life! 430 00:22:36,067 --> 00:22:37,464 I'll drink to that, I'll drink to that. 431 00:22:37,547 --> 00:22:38,940 I appreciate you. 432 00:22:39,027 --> 00:22:40,376 It's great to talk to you, Chris. 433 00:22:40,463 --> 00:22:42,248 Hey, I'm gonna grab another brew. 434 00:22:42,335 --> 00:22:44,428 Alright. Yeah, for sure. I'll see you inside, alright. 435 00:22:44,511 --> 00:22:45,555 Yeah. 436 00:22:48,384 --> 00:22:49,516 You're smart. 437 00:22:49,603 --> 00:22:52,171 You have a good job. 438 00:22:52,258 --> 00:22:54,347 There's nothing to be nervous about. 439 00:22:54,434 --> 00:22:55,609 Just be yourself. 440 00:22:55,696 --> 00:22:57,611 You're a frickin' prince. 441 00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:15,498 You okay? 442 00:23:16,412 --> 00:23:17,718 Thought it was open. 443 00:23:17,805 --> 00:23:20,024 You... you hit that hard. 444 00:23:20,111 --> 00:23:21,809 Can I use your restroom really fast? 445 00:23:32,254 --> 00:23:34,125 So how'd y'all meet? 446 00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:52,666 That reminds me, Zed ran into me at the mall 447 00:23:52,753 --> 00:23:54,189 and I was all stressed out. 448 00:23:54,276 --> 00:23:56,887 I was buying a bra for my daughter. 449 00:23:56,974 --> 00:23:59,238 She's 13 and she's already a size C. 450 00:23:59,325 --> 00:24:01,631 And, uh... you know, I was just spiraling. 451 00:24:01,718 --> 00:24:05,722 But I just... I see the way that guys look at her. 452 00:24:05,809 --> 00:24:07,507 You know, I'm just... I'm scared. 453 00:24:08,203 --> 00:24:10,379 I'm sorry you're going through that, man. 454 00:24:10,466 --> 00:24:12,294 You know we're here for you anytime, right? 455 00:24:12,381 --> 00:24:14,644 Sheila's lucky to have a dad like you. 456 00:24:14,731 --> 00:24:15,689 Yeah. 457 00:24:15,776 --> 00:24:17,081 Yeah, man. 458 00:24:18,344 --> 00:24:21,521 ♪ Boy, you should know that... ♪ 459 00:24:22,435 --> 00:24:26,526 ♪ I've got you on my mind. 460 00:24:26,613 --> 00:24:29,964 ♪ Your secret admirer. 461 00:24:30,834 --> 00:24:33,446 ♪ I've been watching you. 462 00:24:34,273 --> 00:24:38,059 ♪ At night I think of you. 463 00:24:38,146 --> 00:24:41,889 ♪ I want to be your baby. 464 00:24:41,976 --> 00:24:46,023 ♪ If your game is on, give me a call, boo. ♪ 465 00:24:46,110 --> 00:24:49,897 ♪ If your love is strong, gonna give my all to you. ♪ 466 00:24:49,984 --> 00:24:52,900 ♪ At night I think of you. 467 00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:56,382 ♪ I want to be your ba... 468 00:25:05,216 --> 00:25:07,088 Alright. Who's next? Who's next? 469 00:25:07,175 --> 00:25:08,829 Oh! Let's get the new guy in there. 470 00:25:08,916 --> 00:25:10,004 Hey. 471 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,135 Get him, Craig. Hit him! 472 00:25:11,222 --> 00:25:13,007 -Come on! -Get him! 473 00:25:13,094 --> 00:25:14,094 Stay right. 474 00:25:14,704 --> 00:25:16,010 Alright! 475 00:25:16,097 --> 00:25:18,099 Everybody watch out for my face. 476 00:25:18,186 --> 00:25:19,970 Some of us have calls with CEOs tomorrow. 477 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:22,843 Got a big shot in the house. 478 00:25:22,930 --> 00:25:24,932 -Focus. -Come on, Craig! 479 00:25:25,019 --> 00:25:26,107 Alright. Alright. 480 00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:28,457 -To a good match. -Yeah, heavyweights! 481 00:25:28,544 --> 00:25:29,415 Ding, ding! 482 00:25:30,851 --> 00:25:32,418 Oh! The first punch. Damn! 483 00:25:32,505 --> 00:25:33,854 You okay? You alright, Craig? 484 00:25:34,942 --> 00:25:36,900 You alright, buddy? You okay? 485 00:25:36,987 --> 00:25:37,814 -Yeah. -Alright. 486 00:25:37,901 --> 00:25:39,033 -Yeah. -Sorry about that. 487 00:25:39,120 --> 00:25:41,078 Let's both try to be a little safer. 488 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:43,167 -Absolutely. -Excellent. 489 00:25:43,254 --> 00:25:45,039 -You and me fight okay. -Yes, yes. 490 00:25:45,126 --> 00:25:46,301 -Friend to friend. -Friend. 491 00:25:46,388 --> 00:25:47,781 Here we go. Alright. 492 00:25:47,868 --> 00:25:49,090 -Let's go, Craig. -Ding, ding, ding. 493 00:25:49,173 --> 00:25:50,044 Like you did the last time. 494 00:25:50,131 --> 00:25:51,785 Yeah. 495 00:25:51,872 --> 00:25:54,095 -You didn't want that. -Hands up. Hands up. 496 00:25:56,137 --> 00:25:58,052 Oh... this fight's over. 497 00:25:58,139 --> 00:25:59,314 Fuck! 498 00:25:59,401 --> 00:26:00,750 Oh... you alright? Oh, my God. 499 00:26:00,837 --> 00:26:02,452 This guy can't take it, Austin. You gotta stop. 500 00:26:02,535 --> 00:26:03,753 Okay, great. 501 00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,060 Maybe you should sit this one out then, Craig. 502 00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,584 Sorry about that. You're okay. Alright. 503 00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:09,933 Anyone else wanna go? 504 00:26:12,762 --> 00:26:15,112 -What the fuck, man? -Winner! 505 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:17,201 Winner! 506 00:26:17,288 --> 00:26:18,855 You knocked him out, idiot. 507 00:26:18,942 --> 00:26:20,553 -Easy, easy, easy. -Nah, he's good. 508 00:26:20,640 --> 00:26:21,554 Guys, help him up. 509 00:26:21,641 --> 00:26:23,077 No, you're good. He's solid. 510 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,165 He's good. 511 00:26:24,252 --> 00:26:25,514 Hey, am I bleeding at all? 512 00:26:25,601 --> 00:26:27,908 What the fuck is wrong with you, jackass? 513 00:26:27,995 --> 00:26:30,040 Cheap shot bullshit. That was fucking bullshit. 514 00:26:30,127 --> 00:26:31,607 -Sucker punch! -What the fuck? 515 00:26:31,694 --> 00:26:33,174 It's alright. Let's get these off. 516 00:26:33,261 --> 00:26:35,176 There we go. Take this off. 517 00:26:35,263 --> 00:26:37,308 Okay. Easy, easy, easy. 518 00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:38,614 -I'm okay. -You good? 519 00:26:38,701 --> 00:26:39,963 Yeah, yeah. 520 00:26:40,050 --> 00:26:43,445 I think, uh... I think maybe, uh... uh... 521 00:26:43,532 --> 00:26:45,578 we call it on boxing for tonight, huh? 522 00:26:47,971 --> 00:26:49,320 Hey... 523 00:26:49,408 --> 00:26:50,626 look... 524 00:26:52,106 --> 00:26:53,542 I know my punishment. 525 00:26:54,282 --> 00:26:56,153 I know my punishment. 526 00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,068 I messed up. 527 00:27:01,158 --> 00:27:02,725 I'm a bad boy. 528 00:27:04,901 --> 00:27:06,337 I'm sorry. 529 00:27:06,425 --> 00:27:07,948 What'd I do? 530 00:27:08,035 --> 00:27:10,385 What did I do? 531 00:27:16,696 --> 00:27:19,002 I'm such a bad boy. 532 00:27:20,482 --> 00:27:22,223 I'm sorry. 533 00:27:22,310 --> 00:27:24,530 I'm really sorry. 534 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:35,192 Alright. I gotta go home now. 535 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,585 Yeah, me too. 536 00:27:36,672 --> 00:27:38,457 He's gonna call his... 537 00:27:38,544 --> 00:27:39,588 Alright. Yeah, yeah. 538 00:27:39,675 --> 00:27:41,198 You sure? Are you okay? 539 00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,157 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You call somebody. 540 00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:44,550 I'm okay. I'm alright. 541 00:27:44,637 --> 00:27:45,725 Just watch your back. 542 00:27:45,812 --> 00:27:46,987 Watch out for this guy. 543 00:27:47,074 --> 00:27:48,467 Yeah, thanks. 544 00:27:49,729 --> 00:27:52,253 -Alright. So long, fellas. -See ya, man. 545 00:27:56,649 --> 00:27:57,911 Okay. 546 00:27:57,998 --> 00:27:59,521 Sure you know how to get home? 547 00:27:59,608 --> 00:28:01,044 I'll do my best. 548 00:28:01,131 --> 00:28:02,742 -Okay. -Alright. 549 00:28:03,394 --> 00:28:06,354 Hey, man. Nice job, you fucking cock. 550 00:28:09,488 --> 00:28:10,793 Alright. 551 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:43,739 You've reached Austin and Bianca, 552 00:28:43,826 --> 00:28:45,567 you know what to do. 553 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:57,361 And with us today is our newest edition 554 00:28:57,448 --> 00:28:59,276 to the Rise and Shine family. 555 00:28:59,363 --> 00:29:02,105 He's someone you're probably already familiar with. 556 00:29:02,192 --> 00:29:05,326 Austin Carmichael, our new meteorologist. 557 00:29:05,413 --> 00:29:06,675 Howdy, folks. 558 00:29:06,762 --> 00:29:08,198 Happy to be her. 559 00:29:08,285 --> 00:29:09,983 Err... here. Happy to be here. 560 00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:13,639 Looks like I could use another cup of java. 561 00:29:13,726 --> 00:29:15,162 Better make it a big one. 562 00:29:15,249 --> 00:29:16,598 When we come back, 563 00:29:16,685 --> 00:29:18,082 Austin will join us as we talk with what 564 00:29:18,165 --> 00:29:21,603 some people are calling a six-year-old Tiger Woods. 565 00:29:26,477 --> 00:29:29,176 Alright, we're back live in 60 seconds. 566 00:29:29,263 --> 00:29:31,004 Hey man. 567 00:29:31,091 --> 00:29:33,920 Crushed that. That was awesome. 568 00:29:35,095 --> 00:29:37,184 How'd you... how'd you get in here? 569 00:29:37,271 --> 00:29:39,186 I have a meeting here. 570 00:29:39,273 --> 00:29:41,710 Who's your meeting with? 571 00:29:41,797 --> 00:29:44,670 Just some dickhead or whatever. 572 00:29:44,757 --> 00:29:46,585 Oh, I have a check for you. 573 00:29:46,672 --> 00:29:48,499 I gotta give it to you next time we hang out. 574 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:50,371 Are you wearing makeup? 575 00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:52,112 I'm not gonna tell your wife. 576 00:29:52,199 --> 00:29:53,766 What was up with that stumble? 577 00:29:53,853 --> 00:29:56,507 Oh, uh... yeah. Sorry about that. 578 00:29:56,595 --> 00:29:59,423 Um... new job jitters. It won't happen again. 579 00:29:59,510 --> 00:30:01,512 It better fucking not. 580 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:02,949 This your father? 581 00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:04,864 Uh, no. It's my neighbor. 582 00:30:04,951 --> 00:30:06,822 Not really sure why he's here. 583 00:30:08,432 --> 00:30:10,217 Hey, what are you doing after this? 584 00:30:10,304 --> 00:30:13,046 I was gonna go to Rick's Bar and try this new thing. 585 00:30:13,133 --> 00:30:14,961 They have a SEAL Team Six lunch. 586 00:30:15,048 --> 00:30:18,094 I guess that's what the guys ate after they killed Osama. 587 00:30:18,181 --> 00:30:20,357 It's 22,000 calories. 588 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:23,796 It's got four racks of ribs, mac and cheese... 589 00:30:23,883 --> 00:30:25,145 Caesar salad. 590 00:30:25,232 --> 00:30:27,277 Look, it's really distracting that you're here. 591 00:30:27,364 --> 00:30:28,931 I need to focus. Okay? 592 00:30:29,018 --> 00:30:30,280 Hey, buddy. 593 00:30:30,367 --> 00:30:32,282 Looking good. I like it. 594 00:30:32,369 --> 00:30:34,502 Oh! You're dressed as a little doll? 595 00:30:34,589 --> 00:30:37,636 Wanna smoke a cigarette with us, little doll? 596 00:30:37,723 --> 00:30:40,073 Hey. Look, you gotta go. Alright? 597 00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:41,727 I'm under a lot of pressure here. 598 00:30:41,814 --> 00:30:44,164 It's a lot harder than nights. 599 00:30:44,251 --> 00:30:47,384 Just please leave. Thank you. 600 00:30:47,471 --> 00:30:49,125 You have a phone? 601 00:30:49,212 --> 00:30:51,388 Yeah, of course I have a phone. 602 00:30:51,475 --> 00:30:52,698 Back live in 10 seconds. 603 00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:54,565 Let's get Austin on his mark. 604 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,219 I'll hang out with you soon. 605 00:31:01,834 --> 00:31:04,488 And did you wanna upgrade to the hero plan? 606 00:31:04,575 --> 00:31:06,839 It's unlimited talk, text and data. 607 00:31:06,926 --> 00:31:10,712 Plus you get one of these five limited phone cases. 608 00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:13,149 Oh. Yeah, definitely. 609 00:31:13,236 --> 00:31:14,542 Yeah, that sounds great. 610 00:31:14,629 --> 00:31:16,936 Uh... I'm gonna do... oh, Mars Rover. 611 00:31:17,023 --> 00:31:18,198 Oh... 612 00:31:18,285 --> 00:31:19,939 Twins! 613 00:31:24,073 --> 00:31:25,945 Beer drinking time, huh? 614 00:31:26,032 --> 00:31:27,816 Yeah, I mean... or something else. 615 00:31:27,903 --> 00:31:29,513 Hey, is that, uh... 616 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:31,994 bar across the plaza any good? 617 00:31:32,081 --> 00:31:33,561 I've never been. 618 00:31:33,648 --> 00:31:35,306 I've seen a few gnarly fights outside though. 619 00:31:35,389 --> 00:31:37,783 Yeah. I might step over there and have a sip, 620 00:31:37,870 --> 00:31:40,089 or a few, if you wanna join me. 621 00:31:40,176 --> 00:31:41,090 It'd be cool. 622 00:31:41,177 --> 00:31:42,657 Oh. 623 00:31:42,744 --> 00:31:43,963 I'm 18. 624 00:31:44,050 --> 00:31:45,616 Ugh. 625 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:48,924 Teenage girls these days, they look like 626 00:31:49,011 --> 00:31:50,534 they're 25 years old. 627 00:31:50,621 --> 00:31:52,623 I guess it's the same with the guys too. 628 00:31:55,801 --> 00:31:57,672 Receipt in the bag? 629 00:31:57,759 --> 00:32:00,153 I'd love a receipt in the bag, yeah. 630 00:32:03,460 --> 00:32:04,679 Alright. 631 00:32:04,766 --> 00:32:06,202 Oh, and sir... 632 00:32:07,290 --> 00:32:08,683 If you ever want something 633 00:32:08,770 --> 00:32:10,641 a little stronger than a few drinks... 634 00:32:10,729 --> 00:32:11,991 you let me know. 635 00:32:14,863 --> 00:32:16,560 Stay curious. 636 00:32:20,956 --> 00:32:23,176 You may begin to detach... 637 00:32:23,263 --> 00:32:25,656 from realities you had claimed as your own. 638 00:32:27,093 --> 00:32:28,703 Are you okay? 639 00:32:28,790 --> 00:32:30,270 Yeah. 640 00:32:31,053 --> 00:32:33,012 A package came for you. 641 00:32:33,534 --> 00:32:35,275 Oh, yes! 642 00:32:37,233 --> 00:32:39,888 Oh my God. Holy shit! 643 00:32:39,975 --> 00:32:42,325 -Ooh, that's exciting. -Holy shit! 644 00:32:42,412 --> 00:32:44,327 These are fucking awesome! 645 00:32:44,414 --> 00:32:45,807 These for you? 646 00:32:45,894 --> 00:32:47,200 Oh yeah. 647 00:32:54,511 --> 00:32:57,166 Hey, hey! Is your better half here? 648 00:32:58,472 --> 00:32:59,995 One moment. 649 00:33:00,866 --> 00:33:01,997 Honey. 650 00:33:02,824 --> 00:33:04,565 There's someone at the door for you. 651 00:33:04,652 --> 00:33:05,566 It's Craig. 652 00:33:05,653 --> 00:33:07,220 Alright. 653 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:09,788 Dude. 654 00:33:09,875 --> 00:33:12,312 Check it out. 655 00:33:15,837 --> 00:33:18,448 Wow. You, uh... you got the expensive ones. 656 00:33:18,535 --> 00:33:20,537 Yeah. I got green to match your guitar. 657 00:33:20,624 --> 00:33:22,539 -Let's jam. -Um... 658 00:33:22,626 --> 00:33:25,064 -Whoa. You look awesome! -Oh, thank you. 659 00:33:25,151 --> 00:33:27,631 Uh... look, uh, Craig... 660 00:33:29,068 --> 00:33:31,287 We had a couple of really nice hangs, 661 00:33:31,374 --> 00:33:34,290 but I think it best that we go our separate ways. 662 00:33:36,205 --> 00:33:38,294 Is it 'cause of the sliding glass door? 663 00:33:38,381 --> 00:33:40,122 I told you I'd pay for it, buddy. 664 00:33:40,209 --> 00:33:42,255 No, Friday night was really strange 665 00:33:42,342 --> 00:33:44,735 for me and the guys and I don't wish to continue 666 00:33:44,823 --> 00:33:46,476 this friendship at the moment. 667 00:33:48,478 --> 00:33:50,741 You made me feel too free. 668 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,700 You all accepted me way too fast. 669 00:33:52,787 --> 00:33:54,397 You can't do that. 670 00:33:54,484 --> 00:33:56,138 People need rules. 671 00:33:56,225 --> 00:33:59,228 I've gotta get to this Renaissance Fair. 672 00:34:00,447 --> 00:34:02,405 I'm doing a segment for work. 673 00:34:02,492 --> 00:34:05,147 Um... much luck selling the house. 674 00:34:08,498 --> 00:34:10,239 Austin, come on. 675 00:34:51,846 --> 00:34:54,588 Craigy, isn't it beautiful? 676 00:34:54,675 --> 00:34:57,025 Doesn't seeing this make you certain 677 00:34:57,112 --> 00:34:58,809 that some unknowable intelligence 678 00:34:58,897 --> 00:35:00,855 is behind all things? 679 00:35:02,117 --> 00:35:03,597 Thank you, Rebecca. 680 00:35:03,684 --> 00:35:06,295 Uh... my producers told me that there was 681 00:35:06,382 --> 00:35:08,297 a Renaissance Festival here today. 682 00:35:08,384 --> 00:35:09,646 And, uh... 683 00:35:09,733 --> 00:35:11,910 clearly I'm the only one dressed up, so... 684 00:35:11,997 --> 00:35:14,564 it's a fun... fun prank on the new guy. Ma'am. 685 00:35:14,651 --> 00:35:16,044 Right... 686 00:35:24,792 --> 00:35:26,228 Stevie, come on. 687 00:35:26,315 --> 00:35:28,752 There's nothing over there. Come here. 688 00:35:28,839 --> 00:35:30,232 Look. 689 00:35:35,455 --> 00:35:37,196 Free food. 690 00:35:37,283 --> 00:35:39,938 That's ancient stuff you're holding there. 691 00:35:40,025 --> 00:35:44,029 People have been doing this for hundreds of thousands of years. 692 00:35:44,116 --> 00:35:46,161 Cool, huh? Take a bite. 693 00:35:46,248 --> 00:35:48,859 No. How do you know they're not poisonous? 694 00:35:49,425 --> 00:35:50,818 I'll show you. 695 00:35:55,170 --> 00:35:56,911 This one needs a little ranch. 696 00:36:06,442 --> 00:36:08,009 This is fun. 697 00:36:10,098 --> 00:36:12,274 Hanging out at the mall, this is fun. 698 00:36:27,115 --> 00:36:29,552 Got any crushes at school? 699 00:36:29,639 --> 00:36:31,902 Of course. Dad. 700 00:36:34,557 --> 00:36:36,385 That guy on that pig was flying. 701 00:36:36,472 --> 00:36:38,039 What the hell? 702 00:36:38,126 --> 00:36:39,562 That was crazy. 703 00:36:42,217 --> 00:36:43,479 God! 704 00:36:43,566 --> 00:36:45,438 I told you those mushrooms were poisonous, Dad. 705 00:36:45,525 --> 00:36:46,874 I told you. 706 00:36:50,704 --> 00:36:52,140 Fuck. 707 00:36:52,227 --> 00:36:54,490 Jesus Christ, there's fuckin' blood in it. 708 00:37:05,327 --> 00:37:06,676 Couldn't believe that. 709 00:37:06,763 --> 00:37:07,677 You know? 710 00:37:07,764 --> 00:37:08,852 Fuckin' hell, dude. 711 00:37:09,984 --> 00:37:11,725 Fellas. 712 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,292 How we doing? 713 00:37:13,379 --> 00:37:14,902 What's up, man? 714 00:37:14,989 --> 00:37:17,339 We're the smokers, we're the smokers. 715 00:37:18,601 --> 00:37:20,386 It was awesome. 716 00:37:20,473 --> 00:37:21,996 Anybody need a light? 717 00:37:22,083 --> 00:37:23,215 Anybody need a light? 718 00:37:24,390 --> 00:37:25,608 Good? 719 00:37:27,436 --> 00:37:29,177 Beers at my house this Friday. 720 00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,962 Heck yeah. I'll stock the fridge. 721 00:37:32,572 --> 00:37:34,182 Let's do a boys night. 722 00:37:34,269 --> 00:37:35,618 Can my wife come? 723 00:37:39,927 --> 00:37:41,581 No, you don't know her. 724 00:37:41,668 --> 00:37:42,451 You never met her. 725 00:37:42,538 --> 00:37:43,583 No, no. 726 00:37:43,670 --> 00:37:45,019 No, let's keep it a boy's night. 727 00:37:45,106 --> 00:37:46,499 I gotta call my wife. 728 00:37:46,586 --> 00:37:49,154 Tell her things might get a little rowdy 729 00:37:49,241 --> 00:37:50,851 this Friday night. 730 00:38:03,864 --> 00:38:05,344 This is a sword. 731 00:38:06,084 --> 00:38:07,911 From Europe, 1700's. 732 00:38:07,998 --> 00:38:09,783 Let me see this thing. 733 00:38:09,870 --> 00:38:11,611 Hey, don't rip it outta my hands. 734 00:38:11,698 --> 00:38:13,613 It's priceless. Be careful with that, okay? 735 00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:17,443 Dude, you scare the fuck outta me, like, so easily. 736 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,054 Imagine. 737 00:38:20,141 --> 00:38:22,012 You're a knight. 738 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:24,363 Staring out... 739 00:38:24,450 --> 00:38:26,452 at the enemy army coming at you. 740 00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:27,540 Your heart is racing. 741 00:38:27,627 --> 00:38:29,281 Why are you showing us this thing? 742 00:38:29,368 --> 00:38:31,718 'Cause it's cool. I collect stuff like that. 743 00:38:31,805 --> 00:38:34,373 It's so small, dude. It's like... for babies. 744 00:38:35,374 --> 00:38:36,810 This is a sword for babies. 745 00:38:36,897 --> 00:38:38,942 It's not for a baby, it's for a knight. 746 00:38:39,029 --> 00:38:41,206 It's like when Thanos drinks the elixir. 747 00:38:42,816 --> 00:38:43,995 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 748 00:38:44,078 --> 00:38:45,514 I gotta stop you. I gotta stop you. 749 00:38:45,601 --> 00:38:47,995 This is a, uh, no Marvel spoiler garage. 750 00:38:48,082 --> 00:38:49,736 Sorry, it's a little rule here. 751 00:38:49,823 --> 00:38:50,998 I apologize. 752 00:38:51,085 --> 00:38:52,782 Dude. When that ship fucking comes in... 753 00:38:54,219 --> 00:38:55,263 I'm dead serious. 754 00:38:55,350 --> 00:38:57,178 I'm dead serious. No Marvel spoilers. 755 00:38:57,265 --> 00:38:59,267 -I like to go in fresh, so... -Alright. 756 00:38:59,354 --> 00:39:01,704 Yeah, yeah. No worries. No worries. Yeah. 757 00:39:02,923 --> 00:39:04,272 Are those your wife's drums? 758 00:39:04,359 --> 00:39:06,927 That's funny, I already told you they're mine. 759 00:39:07,014 --> 00:39:09,364 They look like no one's touched them, bitch. 760 00:39:09,451 --> 00:39:11,410 Why don't you jam for us, Coltrane. 761 00:39:11,497 --> 00:39:13,586 Give us a little taste. Come on, man, don't hide. 762 00:39:13,673 --> 00:39:15,766 Don't use the knife like that. Don't point the knife at people. 763 00:39:21,550 --> 00:39:22,812 He's like The Hulk, man. 764 00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:25,554 Get the fuck out! 765 00:39:25,641 --> 00:39:27,339 Get the fucking hell outta here. 766 00:39:27,426 --> 00:39:29,645 I said no spoilers. Let's go. Get up. 767 00:39:29,732 --> 00:39:30,824 We've been here, like, 40 minutes. 768 00:39:30,907 --> 00:39:32,257 Move, move, move! 769 00:39:55,758 --> 00:39:57,804 Yeah, yeah. There he is. 770 00:39:58,544 --> 00:39:59,936 Jesus Christ. 771 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:01,764 Craig. 772 00:40:01,851 --> 00:40:04,419 My key card mysteriously stopped working. 773 00:40:05,594 --> 00:40:07,770 Uh... do you need to change? 774 00:40:07,857 --> 00:40:09,555 -No. -You sure? 775 00:40:09,642 --> 00:40:11,209 Yeah. I've been through worse. 776 00:40:11,296 --> 00:40:13,994 Okay. Well, um... 777 00:40:14,081 --> 00:40:15,387 we have a new client 778 00:40:15,474 --> 00:40:17,911 that I'm really, really excited about. 779 00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:20,696 Mr. Mayor... Seth Nichols. 780 00:40:20,783 --> 00:40:23,482 Seth Nichols is about trust. 781 00:40:23,569 --> 00:40:25,658 Now, he wants us to modernize his 782 00:40:25,745 --> 00:40:26,920 re-election campaign. 783 00:40:27,007 --> 00:40:28,530 Make it much more interactive. 784 00:40:28,617 --> 00:40:31,011 Now, Craig... who do you want on your team? 785 00:40:32,317 --> 00:40:33,492 Besides a towel? 786 00:40:36,451 --> 00:40:39,019 I'll just be a lone wolf on this one, I think. 787 00:40:44,198 --> 00:40:45,504 Honey. 788 00:40:45,591 --> 00:40:47,245 You're home? 789 00:40:47,332 --> 00:40:49,725 Yeah. I don't trust my lunch in the work fridge. 790 00:40:49,812 --> 00:40:51,684 I think somebody's fucking with it. 791 00:40:51,771 --> 00:40:53,168 -Can you help me load these? -Yeah. 792 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:54,339 I gotta scarf, though. 793 00:40:54,426 --> 00:40:56,428 I gotta get on a call with the mayor 794 00:40:56,515 --> 00:40:58,212 about the mayor thing or whatever. 795 00:40:58,299 --> 00:41:00,345 The mail guy screwed up again. 796 00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:10,659 Craig. 797 00:41:10,746 --> 00:41:11,617 Your nose. 798 00:41:11,704 --> 00:41:12,705 -Oh. -I've never... 799 00:41:12,792 --> 00:41:13,967 Yeah. 800 00:41:14,054 --> 00:41:15,838 Never seen you get a bloody nose before. 801 00:41:15,925 --> 00:41:17,496 No, it's not a big deal, don't worry about it. 802 00:41:17,579 --> 00:41:19,625 -You okay? Here. -Yeah, I'm fine. 803 00:41:19,712 --> 00:41:21,540 -Let's get these in. -Be careful with that. 804 00:41:21,627 --> 00:41:24,499 -Pick it up from the base. -Yeah, yeah. I gotta go. 805 00:41:24,586 --> 00:41:27,372 I gotta have a fast lunch. I have a big call. 806 00:41:27,459 --> 00:41:30,418 Honey. I'm sick of struggling, I need a bigger car. 807 00:41:30,505 --> 00:41:31,550 I gotta go! 808 00:41:31,637 --> 00:41:32,816 You still have blood on your nose. 809 00:41:32,899 --> 00:41:34,727 -That's fine, that's fine. -Wipe it off. 810 00:41:35,684 --> 00:41:37,512 Bye! Bye, bye, bye. 811 00:42:59,986 --> 00:43:01,161 Ah... 812 00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:03,293 Motherfucker. 813 00:44:57,364 --> 00:44:58,931 Hey, hey. 814 00:44:59,018 --> 00:45:01,150 Putting you through with the mayor's office. 815 00:45:01,237 --> 00:45:02,543 Jen's on. 816 00:45:02,630 --> 00:45:03,940 Joanna and Monkey See Inc. are on. 817 00:45:04,023 --> 00:45:05,546 Barry from Digitonis. 818 00:45:05,633 --> 00:45:08,288 Craig Waterman is on. 819 00:45:08,375 --> 00:45:09,855 So, Craig... before we start, 820 00:45:09,942 --> 00:45:11,683 I wanna clear something up. 821 00:45:11,770 --> 00:45:15,208 Austin? Honey? 822 00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:16,688 Hello? 823 00:45:16,775 --> 00:45:18,080 Craig? Hello? 824 00:45:18,167 --> 00:45:19,429 Hello, hello. 825 00:45:21,257 --> 00:45:24,522 It's the craziest thing that you don't have a cell phone. 826 00:45:24,609 --> 00:45:26,219 Somebody knocked on the door. 827 00:45:27,176 --> 00:45:28,395 Hey, baby. 828 00:45:29,178 --> 00:45:30,571 Come snuggle. 829 00:45:30,658 --> 00:45:31,790 Are you there? 830 00:45:31,877 --> 00:45:33,182 It's nap time. 831 00:45:33,269 --> 00:45:35,184 Did we lose Craig? Is Craig there? 832 00:45:35,271 --> 00:45:37,186 Chad from Dopamine Unlimited is on. 833 00:45:38,057 --> 00:45:39,711 He's not responding 834 00:45:39,798 --> 00:45:41,630 'cause he probably doesn't have his cell phone. 835 00:45:41,713 --> 00:45:43,105 -Craig? -Yeah. 836 00:45:43,192 --> 00:45:44,803 There you are. 837 00:45:44,890 --> 00:45:47,675 For a short period, I didn't have a phone, as an experiment. 838 00:45:47,762 --> 00:45:49,329 Where would you like to start? 839 00:45:49,416 --> 00:45:51,810 That is really brave of you, that is crazy. 840 00:45:51,897 --> 00:45:55,248 I cannot imagine. I'm looking at this thing constantly. 841 00:45:55,335 --> 00:45:56,379 Uh-huh. 842 00:45:58,164 --> 00:46:00,079 Hello? 843 00:46:08,217 --> 00:46:10,698 Craig? Hey. 844 00:46:10,785 --> 00:46:13,048 I tried calling you. I need you to go to the store. 845 00:46:13,135 --> 00:46:15,050 I had a nuts day. 846 00:46:15,137 --> 00:46:16,878 No, honey. 847 00:46:16,965 --> 00:46:18,314 Tonight... 848 00:46:18,401 --> 00:46:20,969 it's Austin and Bianca's housewarming thing. 849 00:46:21,056 --> 00:46:22,580 I need you to get some things. 850 00:46:22,667 --> 00:46:23,798 That's tonight? 851 00:46:23,885 --> 00:46:26,061 Maybe I can borrow some things from them? 852 00:46:26,148 --> 00:46:27,628 Do you have their number? 853 00:46:27,715 --> 00:46:29,108 Uh... yeah... I'll call 'em. 854 00:46:29,195 --> 00:46:30,675 What do you need? 855 00:46:30,762 --> 00:46:33,939 Um, I need vanilla extract. I need brown sugar. 856 00:46:34,026 --> 00:46:37,072 If they have powdered sugar that'd be really great. 857 00:46:42,904 --> 00:46:45,124 Hey Austin, what's going on? 858 00:46:45,211 --> 00:46:47,866 Yeah, yeah. We're about to head over, actually. 859 00:46:48,823 --> 00:46:50,216 Oh. 860 00:46:50,303 --> 00:46:52,131 Oh, for real? 861 00:46:52,218 --> 00:46:54,046 Oh, that sucks. I'm so sorry. 862 00:46:55,656 --> 00:46:58,616 Yeah, I actually, uh, have a bad case myself right now. 863 00:46:59,704 --> 00:47:01,749 No worries at all. No worries at all. 864 00:47:01,836 --> 00:47:02,968 Yeah. 865 00:47:03,055 --> 00:47:04,752 Okay, we'll... 866 00:47:04,839 --> 00:47:06,580 Okay, we'll talk to you soon. 867 00:47:06,667 --> 00:47:07,973 Bye. 868 00:47:10,323 --> 00:47:11,846 I guess Bianca came down 869 00:47:11,933 --> 00:47:13,631 with a really bad case of diarrhea. 870 00:47:14,414 --> 00:47:15,458 Oh God. 871 00:47:15,545 --> 00:47:16,938 Yeah. 872 00:47:17,025 --> 00:47:19,462 Maybe I should make her some chicken broth. 873 00:47:19,549 --> 00:47:20,899 I wouldn't do that. 874 00:47:20,986 --> 00:47:22,770 It'd probably just rip right through her. 875 00:47:22,857 --> 00:47:24,467 Let's just invite people over. 876 00:47:24,554 --> 00:47:26,426 Maybe Devin's available. 877 00:47:26,513 --> 00:47:28,167 Devin? 878 00:47:30,691 --> 00:47:32,562 Do you ever listen? 879 00:48:04,725 --> 00:48:05,726 Hey. 880 00:48:05,813 --> 00:48:06,945 Hey! 881 00:48:07,032 --> 00:48:09,034 Turn those burners off. 882 00:48:09,121 --> 00:48:10,557 We're going on an adventure. 883 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,048 Craig. Absolutely not. 884 00:48:29,445 --> 00:48:32,187 This was built in 1837. 885 00:48:32,274 --> 00:48:35,321 Goes all over the city. It's called an aqueduct. 886 00:48:35,408 --> 00:48:37,018 -Is this piss? -Some of it. 887 00:48:37,105 --> 00:48:39,064 Wait... 888 00:48:39,891 --> 00:48:41,283 Yes, this is it. This is it. 889 00:48:41,370 --> 00:48:42,807 This is it. Yes! 890 00:48:46,419 --> 00:48:48,203 Oh, my God. 891 00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:52,991 Are we lost? 892 00:48:53,078 --> 00:48:55,384 No, no, no. This way. 893 00:48:56,516 --> 00:48:58,692 -Craig, there's a bat. -Where? 894 00:48:58,779 --> 00:49:01,390 -Right there! -Alright. Let's go this way. 895 00:49:01,477 --> 00:49:03,697 We're not going that way, so that's not a problem. 896 00:49:04,742 --> 00:49:06,308 Who showed you this? 897 00:49:06,395 --> 00:49:08,571 I found it myself. Come on. 898 00:49:08,658 --> 00:49:11,487 Seriously, who showed you this place? Was it Austin? 899 00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:13,446 No, I found it. Come on. 900 00:49:13,533 --> 00:49:14,799 You go up here and there's some really... 901 00:49:14,882 --> 00:49:16,540 -I'm not going up there. -beautiful shit... 902 00:49:16,623 --> 00:49:18,625 -I wanna go home! -The bat's back there. 903 00:49:18,712 --> 00:49:20,583 I don't wanna walk by that bat again. 904 00:49:20,670 --> 00:49:21,889 Come on. There you go. 905 00:49:21,976 --> 00:49:23,238 There you go. Go, go, go! 906 00:49:23,325 --> 00:49:25,197 Perfect. Perfect. 907 00:49:28,809 --> 00:49:30,332 Okay, this is insane. I wanna go. 908 00:49:30,419 --> 00:49:31,638 Help me down. 909 00:49:31,725 --> 00:49:33,379 Christ almighty. 910 00:49:33,466 --> 00:49:35,511 Can you just give this a chance? 911 00:49:35,598 --> 00:49:39,994 You're always complaining that we don't do anything new. 912 00:49:40,081 --> 00:49:41,996 Well, we're here now. 913 00:49:42,649 --> 00:49:45,870 You're healthy... and we're here now. 914 00:49:46,522 --> 00:49:48,002 So... Jesus! 915 00:49:48,089 --> 00:49:52,093 Just go ahead and I'll catch up to you in a sec. 916 00:50:00,710 --> 00:50:02,321 Thank you. 917 00:50:03,975 --> 00:50:05,150 Okay. 918 00:50:09,197 --> 00:50:11,243 Shit! 919 00:50:11,330 --> 00:50:13,375 Where the fuck is it? 920 00:50:13,462 --> 00:50:14,594 Fuck it. 921 00:50:21,340 --> 00:50:23,995 Oh, God damn it. 922 00:50:30,175 --> 00:50:33,352 Don't worry, honey. We're really close. 923 00:50:40,750 --> 00:50:42,404 Tammy? 924 00:50:43,666 --> 00:50:44,842 Tammy? 925 00:50:46,104 --> 00:50:48,846 Tammy, where are you? Where did you go? 926 00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:50,891 Tammy. 927 00:50:50,978 --> 00:50:52,632 Tammy! 928 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,373 Tammy! 929 00:50:54,460 --> 00:50:57,071 Tammy!!! 930 00:51:13,305 --> 00:51:14,353 Please hang up... 931 00:51:14,436 --> 00:51:16,308 No! 932 00:51:18,963 --> 00:51:19,833 My phone! 933 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,400 Where the fuck is it? 934 00:51:22,314 --> 00:51:23,271 Fuck! 935 00:51:27,972 --> 00:51:31,845 Tammy! 936 00:51:36,197 --> 00:51:37,899 We are currently cruising at an altitude 937 00:51:37,982 --> 00:51:39,244 of 1,000 feet, 938 00:51:39,331 --> 00:51:42,987 at an air speed of 4100 miles per hour. 939 00:51:43,074 --> 00:51:44,249 400 miles. Err... 940 00:51:44,336 --> 00:51:45,946 You make me a little nervous sometimes. 941 00:51:46,033 --> 00:51:47,643 Are you still there? 942 00:51:57,566 --> 00:52:00,787 ...The weather is pleasant with light turbulence here and there. 943 00:52:02,006 --> 00:52:03,311 I need to use the phone. 944 00:52:03,398 --> 00:52:04,969 I'm in the middle of something, let me finish. 945 00:52:05,052 --> 00:52:06,749 I need to use the phone, Stevie. 946 00:52:12,103 --> 00:52:13,495 What the hell is going on? 947 00:52:13,582 --> 00:52:15,845 -Sir, do you live here? -Austin? 948 00:52:16,803 --> 00:52:18,674 How's the party going, bud? 949 00:52:19,632 --> 00:52:22,330 We had to cancel it 'cause someone broke in. 950 00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:24,767 I don't know, so why don't you tell me, bud? 951 00:52:24,854 --> 00:52:26,508 What the hell's going on with him? 952 00:52:26,595 --> 00:52:27,644 Sir, are you the primary resident? 953 00:52:28,946 --> 00:52:31,470 Jesus! Yes, I am. What is this about? 954 00:52:31,557 --> 00:52:33,298 We had a break-in down the street. 955 00:52:33,385 --> 00:52:35,474 The dog picked up a scent that led here. 956 00:52:35,561 --> 00:52:39,086 You think my house got broken into by the same person? What? 957 00:52:39,173 --> 00:52:40,783 You broke into my house! 958 00:52:40,870 --> 00:52:43,003 Hey! Hold him back. Do your job. 959 00:52:43,090 --> 00:52:44,309 You broke into my house! 960 00:52:44,396 --> 00:52:45,745 What do I pay taxes for? 961 00:52:45,832 --> 00:52:47,225 Hold him! 962 00:52:47,312 --> 00:52:49,575 Are you and your sons the only ones who live here? 963 00:52:52,099 --> 00:52:53,492 My wife does too. 964 00:52:53,579 --> 00:52:55,624 -Was she here today? -She's here all day. 965 00:52:55,711 --> 00:52:57,191 Can we speak to her? 966 00:52:57,278 --> 00:52:59,019 -She's not here. -Where is she? 967 00:53:00,412 --> 00:53:02,022 She's in the sewer. 968 00:53:03,589 --> 00:53:05,547 What? What'd you say? 969 00:53:06,592 --> 00:53:09,203 -She's where? -I said she's in the sewer. 970 00:53:16,036 --> 00:53:18,125 And what happened next? 971 00:53:18,212 --> 00:53:20,127 We were trying to go to City Hall. 972 00:53:20,214 --> 00:53:23,087 You can get there through the basement. Right? 973 00:53:23,174 --> 00:53:25,263 Well, yeah, but it's... it's tricky. 974 00:53:25,350 --> 00:53:27,395 Why'd you come down here on your own? 975 00:53:27,482 --> 00:53:29,093 Attempted trespassing. 976 00:53:29,180 --> 00:53:31,486 No, it's not trespassing. It's adventure. 977 00:53:31,573 --> 00:53:33,271 I was showing my wife a fun night. 978 00:53:33,358 --> 00:53:34,794 We beat cancer. 979 00:53:34,881 --> 00:53:37,362 How you doing? You look really good. 980 00:53:37,449 --> 00:53:39,973 I know these pipes. Do you mind if I take the lead? 981 00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:41,931 -You know the pipes? -I do. 982 00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,368 I explore. 983 00:53:43,455 --> 00:53:45,805 That's trespassing. That's Penal Code 602. 984 00:53:45,892 --> 00:53:47,328 We don't have time for this. 985 00:53:47,415 --> 00:53:49,417 Everybody meet me on the next level. 986 00:53:49,504 --> 00:53:52,420 Yeah, I agree. It's time to practice teamwork right now. 987 00:53:52,507 --> 00:53:54,640 -Hold on, just take him in. -Take me in? 988 00:53:54,727 --> 00:53:56,163 What are you talking about? 989 00:53:56,250 --> 00:53:59,079 I'm a program manager at Universal Digital Innovations. 990 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:00,863 This fucker showed me this place. 991 00:54:00,950 --> 00:54:01,908 He picked the lock. 992 00:54:01,995 --> 00:54:03,475 We broke into City Hall! 993 00:54:03,562 --> 00:54:05,303 He called you guys fucking pigs. 994 00:54:05,390 --> 00:54:07,870 He called all you guys fucking pigs! 995 00:54:07,957 --> 00:54:09,959 -Easy, take it easy. -You're fucking pigs! 996 00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:11,222 Let go! 997 00:54:13,180 --> 00:54:15,313 I'm a bit nervous. Nervous. 998 00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:16,140 Fuck, man. 999 00:54:16,227 --> 00:54:17,402 Not at all. 1000 00:54:17,489 --> 00:54:19,143 Hey, I think I'm a little bit nervous too. 1001 00:54:19,230 --> 00:54:20,579 Nice to meet you, Jason. 1002 00:54:20,666 --> 00:54:21,797 Austin, Channel Three. 1003 00:54:21,884 --> 00:54:22,668 Okay. 1004 00:54:22,755 --> 00:54:24,061 I appreciate your service. 1005 00:54:24,148 --> 00:54:25,497 Yeah, man. No problem. 1006 00:54:25,584 --> 00:54:27,151 Let me ask you a question. 1007 00:54:27,238 --> 00:54:28,978 You mind if we get a picture together? 1008 00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:30,502 -Of course. -Yeah? 1009 00:54:30,589 --> 00:54:31,981 -I'll be right back. -Alright. 1010 00:54:39,380 --> 00:54:40,468 This is... 1011 00:54:40,555 --> 00:54:42,949 this is literally the last thing I need. 1012 00:54:43,036 --> 00:54:45,604 Do you have any idea how much pressure it is 1013 00:54:45,691 --> 00:54:47,084 to be on morning news? 1014 00:54:47,171 --> 00:54:48,433 No, of course you don't. 1015 00:54:48,520 --> 00:54:50,261 You don't because you're a child. 1016 00:54:50,348 --> 00:54:51,262 You're just a boy. 1017 00:54:51,349 --> 00:54:53,090 Come on, Austin. I'm a man. 1018 00:54:53,177 --> 00:54:55,353 Do you know the kind of stress I'm under? 1019 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,790 It's cutthroat and they're so mean to me. 1020 00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,096 Go back to nights. 1021 00:54:59,183 --> 00:55:00,836 I can't! 1022 00:55:00,923 --> 00:55:03,622 That position is filled, Jerry Pulmas is in it, and he's good. 1023 00:55:03,709 --> 00:55:04,884 So I'm stuck. 1024 00:55:04,971 --> 00:55:06,581 Plus they made me quit my band. 1025 00:55:06,668 --> 00:55:08,105 They said it was a bad look. 1026 00:55:08,192 --> 00:55:10,019 Ah... shit, man. You guys rock. 1027 00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:12,283 You could've been a little more punk, though. 1028 00:55:12,370 --> 00:55:13,762 Just get outta my life. 1029 00:55:14,850 --> 00:55:15,982 Aw, piss! 1030 00:55:16,069 --> 00:55:17,375 Fuck! 1031 00:55:23,816 --> 00:55:25,252 Fuck. 1032 00:55:30,649 --> 00:55:32,694 Shit. Shit. 1033 00:55:35,219 --> 00:55:37,308 There. Is it good? Is it good? 1034 00:55:37,395 --> 00:55:38,700 Yeah. 1035 00:55:38,787 --> 00:55:40,572 -What? -Yeah. 1036 00:55:41,747 --> 00:55:43,836 -What? Do I... -Yeah. 1037 00:55:44,837 --> 00:55:46,447 See fellas, told you it's him. 1038 00:55:47,448 --> 00:55:49,233 Let's get the selfie now. 1039 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,538 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1040 00:55:50,625 --> 00:55:52,410 Alright. Alright. 1041 00:55:52,497 --> 00:55:53,759 Right over here. 1042 00:55:54,977 --> 00:55:56,588 Right in the middle. Let's do this. 1043 00:55:56,675 --> 00:55:58,111 By the way, my mom loves you. 1044 00:55:58,198 --> 00:55:59,417 She watches every day. 1045 00:55:59,504 --> 00:56:00,722 Aww. Tell her thank you. 1046 00:56:00,809 --> 00:56:02,071 I appreciate that. 1047 00:56:16,782 --> 00:56:18,305 Steven? 1048 00:56:24,572 --> 00:56:25,878 Hi. 1049 00:56:28,837 --> 00:56:29,882 Hi. 1050 00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:30,969 Hello. 1051 00:56:32,189 --> 00:56:33,407 Hi. 1052 00:56:35,844 --> 00:56:37,672 Replaced your mother already, huh? 1053 00:56:37,759 --> 00:56:40,675 Sorry, just messing around. Congratulations. 1054 00:56:40,762 --> 00:56:42,503 Any news? 1055 00:56:43,287 --> 00:56:45,289 Everybody's looking for her, alright. 1056 00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:47,639 You gonna go to school? 1057 00:56:47,726 --> 00:56:49,206 My mother's missing. 1058 00:56:49,293 --> 00:56:50,816 Are you going to work? 1059 00:56:51,991 --> 00:56:53,558 I have to. 1060 00:56:53,645 --> 00:56:56,430 You should be out there looking for her. 1061 00:57:09,226 --> 00:57:10,531 Hold on. 1062 00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:14,927 Sorry about that. Tammy's Florals. 1063 00:57:15,841 --> 00:57:17,495 Oh wow. Yeah. 1064 00:57:17,582 --> 00:57:19,627 She's actually never done a bar mitzvah before. 1065 00:57:19,714 --> 00:57:21,325 So lemme get your info here. 1066 00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:36,253 Hello? 1067 00:57:37,819 --> 00:57:38,864 Hello? 1068 00:57:49,831 --> 00:57:51,355 Craig. Um... 1069 00:57:51,442 --> 00:57:53,792 I'm really sorry about this Tammy situation. 1070 00:57:53,879 --> 00:57:56,838 I can't help but feel some sort of blame for this. 1071 00:57:56,925 --> 00:57:59,754 Oh. No, it's okay. It's alright. 1072 00:57:59,841 --> 00:58:02,453 So, um... 1073 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:05,456 Last night is our secret, right? 1074 00:58:05,543 --> 00:58:07,980 I mean I could lose it all if that leaks out. 1075 00:58:08,067 --> 00:58:09,460 Yeah, man. It's our secret. 1076 00:58:09,547 --> 00:58:11,026 I trust you. 1077 00:58:12,854 --> 00:58:14,508 -I trust you too. -Be well. 1078 00:58:14,595 --> 00:58:16,249 You be well as well. 1079 00:58:17,772 --> 00:58:20,862 What do people want more than anything in the whole world? 1080 00:58:22,037 --> 00:58:23,822 A good relationship. 1081 00:58:23,909 --> 00:58:25,302 So I propose, 1082 00:58:25,389 --> 00:58:27,695 we don't frame you as a politician. 1083 00:58:28,479 --> 00:58:31,743 We frame you as a friend. 1084 00:58:31,830 --> 00:58:33,788 Digital applications will make it so people 1085 00:58:33,875 --> 00:58:35,921 can interact with their new friend. 1086 00:58:36,008 --> 00:58:37,226 You. 1087 00:58:37,314 --> 00:58:38,619 The trick is, 1088 00:58:38,706 --> 00:58:40,882 you gotta get these people... 1089 00:58:40,969 --> 00:58:42,797 What the fuck is it? 1090 00:58:47,193 --> 00:58:49,543 Uh... the trick with these things 1091 00:58:49,630 --> 00:58:51,589 is you gotta give people the illusion 1092 00:58:51,676 --> 00:58:52,938 of self-expression. 1093 00:58:53,025 --> 00:58:54,592 That's all these people have. 1094 00:58:54,679 --> 00:58:57,246 That is definitely, definitely something we can build off of. 1095 00:58:57,334 --> 00:58:58,857 Craig, thank you. 1096 00:58:58,944 --> 00:59:02,513 I've also asked Ian to put together a second pitch. Ian? 1097 00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,341 Yeah. Hey, thank you, Craig. 1098 00:59:04,428 --> 00:59:05,559 Great. 1099 00:59:09,215 --> 00:59:12,392 So... piggy-backing off that, 1100 00:59:12,479 --> 00:59:15,003 why don't we flip this thing on its head? 1101 00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:16,657 Mayor Seth Nichols. 1102 00:59:16,744 --> 00:59:17,919 Superhero. 1103 00:59:19,530 --> 00:59:21,140 I look like a Marvel. 1104 00:59:21,227 --> 00:59:23,142 Like Hulk, remember him? 1105 00:59:23,229 --> 00:59:25,492 You wanna know what this looks like? 1106 00:59:25,579 --> 00:59:27,755 Another four years. 1107 00:59:29,366 --> 00:59:32,673 I just had a great moment of inspiration. 1108 00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:34,806 This might be it. 1109 00:59:34,893 --> 00:59:36,938 How about this? 1110 00:59:37,025 --> 00:59:38,418 Mayor Nichols. 1111 00:59:38,505 --> 00:59:41,769 Coward. Pig. Fuck. 1112 00:59:41,856 --> 00:59:43,467 Uh... his wife is missing, sir. 1113 00:59:43,554 --> 00:59:46,208 You only care about yourself, you sack of shit. 1114 00:59:46,295 --> 00:59:47,906 You don't care about the city. 1115 00:59:47,993 --> 00:59:50,996 I had to go to war with the city to put in a speed bump. 1116 00:59:51,083 --> 00:59:52,911 I'm gonna beat the fucking shit out of you. 1117 00:59:52,998 --> 00:59:55,130 You motherfucker. Get the fuck off me! 1118 00:59:55,217 --> 00:59:56,610 I'm gonna beat the shit out of you. 1119 00:59:56,697 --> 00:59:58,355 -Come on, let's get him out. -Don't pick me up, Ian. 1120 00:59:58,438 --> 01:00:00,179 This is embarrassing. 1121 01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:02,490 Do not... watch out for my chair! Watch out for my chair! 1122 01:00:02,573 --> 01:00:04,618 Ah! I'm gonna beat the shit outta you! 1123 01:00:04,705 --> 01:00:06,054 Get him out! 1124 01:00:06,141 --> 01:00:07,795 Oh, you spilled that water. 1125 01:00:07,882 --> 01:00:09,014 You spilled water. 1126 01:00:10,494 --> 01:00:12,365 If it was you actually doing it, 1127 01:00:12,452 --> 01:00:14,411 I would be afraid. But he's all like... 1128 01:00:17,544 --> 01:00:18,893 Craig. 1129 01:00:18,980 --> 01:00:20,373 Craig, get your stuff. 1130 01:00:21,418 --> 01:00:22,331 Right now. 1131 01:00:22,419 --> 01:00:23,724 I was joking around. 1132 01:00:23,811 --> 01:00:24,595 Craig... 1133 01:00:25,813 --> 01:00:26,901 ...leave. 1134 01:00:27,728 --> 01:00:28,947 Craig Waterman. 1135 01:00:29,034 --> 01:00:31,253 Craig. Detective Person's here. 1136 01:00:31,340 --> 01:00:32,864 We found Tammy. 1137 01:00:34,822 --> 01:00:35,910 Is she... 1138 01:00:35,997 --> 01:00:37,434 alive? 1139 01:00:45,833 --> 01:00:47,705 -Here mom. -Thank you. 1140 01:00:47,792 --> 01:00:49,228 Careful. 1141 01:01:12,077 --> 01:01:13,034 Blasting the heat. 1142 01:01:13,121 --> 01:01:15,472 It's so fucking hot in here. 1143 01:01:20,172 --> 01:01:21,695 What tea did Stevie give you? 1144 01:01:21,782 --> 01:01:23,218 Is that, that apple berry? 1145 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,614 It's really good right after a bite of fudge. 1146 01:01:29,573 --> 01:01:31,488 I'm going to get dressed. 1147 01:01:32,576 --> 01:01:34,969 We have people coming over tomorrow. 1148 01:01:40,105 --> 01:01:41,889 What people? 1149 01:01:43,325 --> 01:01:45,327 -Welcome back, Tammy. -Welcome back, Tammy! 1150 01:02:00,517 --> 01:02:04,303 Oh, hey, sorry. Is there a bathroom around? 1151 01:02:04,390 --> 01:02:07,306 Hey, man. You're the husband, right? 1152 01:02:07,393 --> 01:02:09,395 Yeah. Yeah. I'm Craig Waterman. This is my house. 1153 01:02:09,482 --> 01:02:11,702 -Cool, cool. -The bathroom's right there. 1154 01:02:11,789 --> 01:02:14,052 Awesome. Thanks. Yeah. Dude. Cool drums, man. 1155 01:02:14,139 --> 01:02:16,406 Oh, thank you, man. Yeah, these things are fucking awesome. 1156 01:02:16,489 --> 01:02:18,709 You don't see a lot of green drums. 1157 01:02:18,796 --> 01:02:20,493 You know kind of like 70's type. 1158 01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:22,582 '70's. That's what I was going for. 70's vibe. 1159 01:02:22,669 --> 01:02:24,236 -That's a cool decade. -Very cool. 1160 01:02:24,323 --> 01:02:26,455 -Got a lot of good music. -A lot of good music. 1161 01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:28,980 Yeah. Economically, could've been better. 1162 01:02:31,286 --> 01:02:33,114 Absolutely. Yeah. 1163 01:02:33,201 --> 01:02:35,552 -But we came back. -Right. 1164 01:02:35,639 --> 01:02:38,642 Hey, I gotta ask you, man. How does it feel? 1165 01:02:38,729 --> 01:02:40,382 Oh, to have Tammy back? 1166 01:02:40,469 --> 01:02:43,298 It's honestly, uh... an incredible relief. 1167 01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:46,127 Yeah. How does it feel to ditch your wife? 1168 01:02:47,999 --> 01:02:49,653 You can't use my fucking toilet. 1169 01:02:49,740 --> 01:02:51,089 You know what I would do? 1170 01:02:51,176 --> 01:02:53,352 I look at your wife and I say, oh my God. 1171 01:02:53,439 --> 01:02:56,224 I would love to even be a non-sexual partner with her. 1172 01:02:56,311 --> 01:02:57,399 You know what I mean? 1173 01:02:57,486 --> 01:02:59,053 In business or something. 1174 01:02:59,140 --> 01:03:01,229 And I would never say, hey, come into a sewer 1175 01:03:01,316 --> 01:03:02,666 so I can fucking kill you. 1176 01:03:02,753 --> 01:03:04,929 I didn't try and kill her in the sewer. 1177 01:03:05,016 --> 01:03:06,369 -It was an adventure. -You should be dead! 1178 01:03:06,452 --> 01:03:07,932 You shouldn't even be alive. 1179 01:03:08,019 --> 01:03:10,238 You don't know me, get the fuck outta here! 1180 01:03:10,325 --> 01:03:11,936 Hey! Don't do that! 1181 01:03:12,023 --> 01:03:13,938 Fuck you! You fucking piece of shit! 1182 01:03:14,025 --> 01:03:15,896 And she's so beautiful! 1183 01:03:15,983 --> 01:03:18,377 -Get the fuck outta my garage! -Fuck you! 1184 01:03:18,464 --> 01:03:21,685 Fuck you, you psycho! Who are you?! 1185 01:03:41,443 --> 01:03:42,880 Excuse me. 1186 01:03:44,229 --> 01:03:46,013 Excuse me. 1187 01:03:46,100 --> 01:03:47,885 Hey! 1188 01:03:47,972 --> 01:03:50,539 Sorry about that. Uh... just, uh... 1189 01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:53,368 wanted to give a little speech to the, um... 1190 01:03:53,455 --> 01:03:56,633 the guest of honor, my wife Tammy Waterman. 1191 01:03:57,851 --> 01:03:59,810 When we went to those tunnels, 1192 01:03:59,897 --> 01:04:01,638 it was for adventure. 1193 01:04:01,725 --> 01:04:03,248 Most people think getting dessert 1194 01:04:03,335 --> 01:04:04,902 at Spaghetti Freddy's is wild. 1195 01:04:04,989 --> 01:04:08,035 Well, Tammy and I do things a little bit differently. 1196 01:04:08,688 --> 01:04:11,038 And, uh... this one, just... 1197 01:04:11,125 --> 01:04:12,474 this one got away from us. 1198 01:04:12,561 --> 01:04:16,261 But here we are. On the edge of life. 1199 01:04:16,348 --> 01:04:20,004 And the view... is absolutely gorgeous. 1200 01:04:20,091 --> 01:04:21,440 To Tammy. 1201 01:04:23,877 --> 01:04:25,749 Austin. Austin. 1202 01:04:25,836 --> 01:04:27,402 Look, I got up here. 1203 01:04:27,489 --> 01:04:30,057 Come on, you should get up here if you wanna talk. 1204 01:04:31,232 --> 01:04:32,843 Since we're doing toasts. 1205 01:04:32,930 --> 01:04:34,540 Um... 1206 01:04:34,627 --> 01:04:37,282 Man, my heart is overflowing with relief 1207 01:04:37,369 --> 01:04:38,979 that one of the brightest souls 1208 01:04:39,066 --> 01:04:41,634 in this dark world is still with us. 1209 01:04:41,721 --> 01:04:43,157 When she was lost, 1210 01:04:43,244 --> 01:04:45,377 I was like a caveman who lost his fire. 1211 01:04:45,464 --> 01:04:46,508 No pun intended. 1212 01:04:47,771 --> 01:04:49,381 This is a special woman right here. 1213 01:04:49,468 --> 01:04:51,078 She's a warrior. She's a healer. 1214 01:04:51,165 --> 01:04:52,471 She's a... 1215 01:04:52,558 --> 01:04:54,691 a mother, um... 1216 01:04:56,040 --> 01:04:58,303 Me and my crew was up all night looking for her. 1217 01:04:58,390 --> 01:05:00,218 I'm just so lucky that she's safe. 1218 01:05:00,305 --> 01:05:02,485 You know, because I don't know what I would be without you. 1219 01:05:02,568 --> 01:05:04,004 To Tammy Pinto. 1220 01:05:04,091 --> 01:05:06,311 Uh, Tammy Waterman. It's actually Tammy Waterman. 1221 01:05:06,398 --> 01:05:08,617 For 16 years. That's my best friend. 1222 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:11,925 I just wanna thank you all so much for coming. 1223 01:05:12,012 --> 01:05:14,711 You are all like my family. 1224 01:05:14,798 --> 01:05:17,409 You're my friends, but really, you're my family. 1225 01:05:17,496 --> 01:05:20,238 This has turned into a little bit of a free for all. 1226 01:05:20,325 --> 01:05:21,500 Uh, if you wanna talk... 1227 01:05:21,587 --> 01:05:23,154 uh, please get on the chair. 1228 01:05:23,241 --> 01:05:25,156 And you can form a line here 1229 01:05:25,243 --> 01:05:27,114 by the dips and spreads. Okay? 1230 01:05:27,201 --> 01:05:30,204 You know what? We should maybe even kick it up a notch. 1231 01:05:30,291 --> 01:05:31,858 Let's kick it up a notch, huh? 1232 01:05:31,945 --> 01:05:34,078 How about a parade? Wouldn't that be fun? 1233 01:05:34,165 --> 01:05:35,949 A parade for Tammy. Come on, folks! 1234 01:05:39,866 --> 01:05:41,041 Come on, Tammy. 1235 01:05:43,740 --> 01:05:45,698 People are gonna say, what the fuck... 1236 01:05:45,785 --> 01:05:47,352 Uh... my name's Patton. 1237 01:05:47,439 --> 01:05:49,310 Um... I just wanna get up here. 1238 01:05:49,397 --> 01:05:51,704 Uh, I'm like, suddenly so nervous. 1239 01:05:51,791 --> 01:05:52,661 Um... 1240 01:05:55,403 --> 01:05:57,231 Come on, everybody! 1241 01:05:59,625 --> 01:06:01,279 Fucking little rats. 1242 01:06:23,910 --> 01:06:25,956 We're just so happy that you made it out 1243 01:06:26,043 --> 01:06:27,914 and, uh... the world's a better place. 1244 01:06:28,001 --> 01:06:29,611 I'll leave you guys with this. 1245 01:06:29,698 --> 01:06:31,352 We should still be in Afghanistan 1246 01:06:31,439 --> 01:06:33,746 and I don't know why we pulled out 1247 01:06:33,833 --> 01:06:35,443 in the way we did, it was a shame. 1248 01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,465 Hey there, and welcome back. 1249 01:06:57,552 --> 01:06:59,206 We are very lucky today. 1250 01:06:59,293 --> 01:07:00,947 He's joining us now... 1251 01:07:01,034 --> 01:07:02,819 Hey Stevie. Where's your mom? 1252 01:07:02,906 --> 01:07:05,299 Let's take a look at that seven-day forecast. 1253 01:07:05,386 --> 01:07:07,998 And... whoa! Look at all that sun. 1254 01:07:09,173 --> 01:07:10,304 It is on the way. 1255 01:07:10,391 --> 01:07:12,045 It is absolutely on the way. 1256 01:07:12,132 --> 01:07:13,177 Whoa! 1257 01:07:13,264 --> 01:07:14,743 Did you just nut your OVD's? 1258 01:07:14,831 --> 01:07:16,920 Come on, Stevie. I didn't nut my OVD's. 1259 01:07:17,007 --> 01:07:18,791 Take a picture, your mom's on TV. 1260 01:07:18,878 --> 01:07:21,315 And that means a storm is... 1261 01:07:21,402 --> 01:07:22,490 Heading out. 1262 01:07:22,577 --> 01:07:24,101 That's right. It's heading out. 1263 01:07:24,188 --> 01:07:25,102 It is heading out. 1264 01:07:25,189 --> 01:07:26,712 You are doing a terrific job. 1265 01:07:26,799 --> 01:07:28,279 I tell ya. Are we hiring? 1266 01:07:29,715 --> 01:07:31,630 I think we've got a candidate right here. 1267 01:07:31,717 --> 01:07:33,588 -Oh no. -Thank you, Austin and Tammy. 1268 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:35,416 Back with much more after this. 1269 01:07:36,243 --> 01:07:39,507 Oh, I love this commercial. This guy's really funny. 1270 01:07:39,594 --> 01:07:41,640 Hey. I got the day off. 1271 01:07:41,727 --> 01:07:44,077 Wanna do something? Go to Rick's Bar? 1272 01:07:44,164 --> 01:07:46,993 Rick's Bar? It's 7:30 in the morning. 1273 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,255 And we're 16. 1274 01:07:50,562 --> 01:07:54,044 Oh, you can have my drums. They're yours now. 1275 01:07:54,131 --> 01:07:56,002 Thank you. I gotta go to school. 1276 01:07:56,089 --> 01:07:58,439 Um... You ready? 1277 01:08:00,746 --> 01:08:02,487 Thanks for the baked potato. 1278 01:08:02,574 --> 01:08:04,010 Yep. 1279 01:08:04,097 --> 01:08:06,012 Didn't even know you had it. 1280 01:08:09,755 --> 01:08:11,888 So just keep peeling them back. 1281 01:08:11,975 --> 01:08:14,107 -Okay. -As many as you'd like. 1282 01:08:14,194 --> 01:08:15,761 I feel so... I'm a little nervous. 1283 01:08:15,848 --> 01:08:18,068 -Are you? -I'm nervous. 1284 01:08:18,155 --> 01:08:19,682 It does look like you're shaking a little bit. 1285 01:08:19,765 --> 01:08:21,118 Just a little bit. Just a little bit. 1286 01:08:21,201 --> 01:08:22,637 I had a banana this morning 1287 01:08:22,724 --> 01:08:24,639 and I'm afraid I'm gonna overdo it. 1288 01:08:25,640 --> 01:08:27,164 You're too funny. 1289 01:08:27,251 --> 01:08:29,122 So, I just want you to take a look 1290 01:08:29,209 --> 01:08:31,298 right here at this gorgeous flower. 1291 01:08:32,212 --> 01:08:33,648 Wow. 1292 01:08:33,735 --> 01:08:36,390 Tell me... doesn't it look like an artist painted that? 1293 01:08:36,477 --> 01:08:38,131 Okay, you know what? 1294 01:08:38,218 --> 01:08:39,698 You just gave me goosebumps. 1295 01:08:39,785 --> 01:08:41,526 I love how you see the world. 1296 01:08:42,919 --> 01:08:44,877 I love how you see the world. 1297 01:09:00,371 --> 01:09:02,503 You've reached Tammy's Florals. 1298 01:09:02,590 --> 01:09:04,723 Leave a message and I'll get back to you. 1299 01:09:04,810 --> 01:09:08,379 Hey honey, it's me again. Craig. Craig Waterman. 1300 01:09:10,120 --> 01:09:11,860 Said my fucking last name to you. 1301 01:09:13,384 --> 01:09:15,386 Uh... sorry. I've already had a few boots to drink, 1302 01:09:15,473 --> 01:09:17,257 to be honest with you. Um... 1303 01:09:18,824 --> 01:09:21,261 I made us a reservation. 1304 01:09:22,349 --> 01:09:24,873 Under the last name Fudge. 1305 01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:27,137 So we're gonna have to show up and say, uh, 1306 01:09:27,224 --> 01:09:28,442 we're the Fudges. 1307 01:09:28,529 --> 01:09:30,488 Okay. Call me at Rick's Bar. 1308 01:09:30,575 --> 01:09:31,968 Love ya. 1309 01:09:52,858 --> 01:09:54,947 Honey? Hey. 1310 01:09:55,034 --> 01:09:56,296 I was worried about you. 1311 01:09:56,383 --> 01:09:57,819 Come on, let's go to dinner. 1312 01:09:57,906 --> 01:09:59,996 I told you I had plans tonight. 1313 01:10:00,083 --> 01:10:01,258 You did? 1314 01:10:01,345 --> 01:10:03,086 Was that someone else? 1315 01:10:04,217 --> 01:10:05,827 I sent you a voicemail too. 1316 01:10:05,914 --> 01:10:08,265 I made us a little reservation. 1317 01:10:08,352 --> 01:10:11,137 I'm fine to just order in too, if you want. 1318 01:10:11,224 --> 01:10:12,617 How was your day? 1319 01:10:13,618 --> 01:10:14,575 It was amazing. 1320 01:10:16,360 --> 01:10:18,666 Yeah, I saw... I saw you chatting up 1321 01:10:18,753 --> 01:10:20,973 with everybody on the idiot box. 1322 01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:23,106 My heart is still racing. 1323 01:10:24,237 --> 01:10:25,978 I met so many great people. 1324 01:10:26,065 --> 01:10:27,197 Austin. 1325 01:10:28,111 --> 01:10:29,329 So sweet. 1326 01:10:29,416 --> 01:10:30,635 Yeah. 1327 01:10:30,722 --> 01:10:32,637 You looked so good on there. 1328 01:10:32,724 --> 01:10:34,073 You looked beautiful. 1329 01:10:35,640 --> 01:10:38,077 Oh, I think I might... I'm think I might try 1330 01:10:38,164 --> 01:10:40,297 to make those biscuits I made... tomorrow too. 1331 01:10:40,384 --> 01:10:42,908 You're wearing, like, a perfume? 1332 01:10:42,995 --> 01:10:44,388 It's a cologne. 1333 01:10:44,475 --> 01:10:45,867 Huh. 1334 01:10:45,954 --> 01:10:47,043 Yeah, it's a cologne. 1335 01:10:57,270 --> 01:10:58,402 Hi. 1336 01:10:59,359 --> 01:11:01,579 Uh... okay. 1337 01:11:01,666 --> 01:11:03,102 Okay. Bye, hun. 1338 01:11:04,669 --> 01:11:06,366 Wrong number? 1339 01:11:09,369 --> 01:11:12,329 If we're gonna go to dinner, we should probably go right now. 1340 01:11:12,416 --> 01:11:14,635 I have a dinner with the TV people. 1341 01:11:14,722 --> 01:11:16,507 They're gonna be here any minute. 1342 01:11:16,594 --> 01:11:19,597 Well, is there room for one more? 1343 01:11:19,684 --> 01:11:21,425 I didn't know you were free. 1344 01:11:21,512 --> 01:11:23,427 Yes, I'm free. Of course I'm free. 1345 01:11:23,514 --> 01:11:24,689 I'm always free. 1346 01:11:26,517 --> 01:11:27,822 And, you know... 1347 01:11:27,909 --> 01:11:30,173 you wouldn't be a big TV star 1348 01:11:30,260 --> 01:11:32,827 if I didn't take you to that little cool place. 1349 01:11:35,656 --> 01:11:36,483 Mm-hmm. 1350 01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:37,745 Okay. 1351 01:11:37,832 --> 01:11:39,095 Sorry. 1352 01:11:45,144 --> 01:11:46,537 I... 1353 01:11:49,279 --> 01:11:52,064 I had an orgasm in the sewer system. 1354 01:12:04,076 --> 01:12:05,686 That's great. 1355 01:12:05,773 --> 01:12:06,557 Yeah. 1356 01:12:06,644 --> 01:12:08,036 That's great. 1357 01:12:08,515 --> 01:12:10,561 Congratulations. That's really good. 1358 01:12:14,347 --> 01:12:15,783 How? 1359 01:12:17,872 --> 01:12:19,613 I was just, you know... 1360 01:12:20,353 --> 01:12:22,834 sitting there in the dark and, uh... 1361 01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:27,665 I had this... realization. 1362 01:12:29,536 --> 01:12:31,756 And then this release. 1363 01:12:31,843 --> 01:12:34,280 And boom. Just, uh... 1364 01:12:35,281 --> 01:12:37,327 my whole, my whole body was vibrating. 1365 01:12:37,414 --> 01:12:38,589 I mean... 1366 01:12:40,547 --> 01:12:41,896 Wow. 1367 01:12:43,115 --> 01:12:44,508 It wasn't as fun for me. 1368 01:12:44,595 --> 01:12:47,119 I just lost my phone and I got arrested by the pigs. 1369 01:12:48,990 --> 01:12:50,296 You know... 1370 01:12:50,383 --> 01:12:53,038 that my mom never left my narcissistic dad. 1371 01:12:53,952 --> 01:12:56,084 I'm not gonna let that happen to me. 1372 01:12:57,216 --> 01:13:00,045 I'm gonna go stay in Devin's pool house. 1373 01:13:01,133 --> 01:13:03,396 Until I can find a place of my own. 1374 01:13:09,228 --> 01:13:10,447 Who? 1375 01:13:37,430 --> 01:13:39,302 I was able to get you the last one. 1376 01:13:39,389 --> 01:13:40,738 Oh. 1377 01:13:40,825 --> 01:13:43,436 Did you wanna do another Mars Rover case with that? 1378 01:13:43,523 --> 01:13:45,133 Yeah. Um... 1379 01:13:49,877 --> 01:13:52,532 I want something a little stronger than beer. 1380 01:13:53,577 --> 01:13:55,709 Last time I was here, you said you'd give me 1381 01:13:55,796 --> 01:13:57,363 something that's stronger. 1382 01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:00,192 Ramon. 1383 01:14:00,279 --> 01:14:01,541 I'm on break. 1384 01:14:02,063 --> 01:14:03,630 Come with me. 1385 01:14:06,285 --> 01:14:07,939 My name's Tony, but when my hair's down, 1386 01:14:08,026 --> 01:14:09,680 people call me T-Boy. 1387 01:14:09,767 --> 01:14:10,811 What are you looking for? 1388 01:14:12,465 --> 01:14:14,162 I'm stuck. 1389 01:14:14,250 --> 01:14:16,208 I'm about to lose everything. 1390 01:14:16,904 --> 01:14:20,734 I can give you weed, X, uh... shrooms. 1391 01:14:20,821 --> 01:14:22,388 Adderall. 1392 01:14:22,475 --> 01:14:23,694 Um... 1393 01:14:23,781 --> 01:14:26,523 Do you have, uh... do you have ayahuasca? 1394 01:14:26,610 --> 01:14:28,307 Oh, no. 1395 01:14:28,394 --> 01:14:31,310 Uh... but I do have Toad. 1396 01:14:31,397 --> 01:14:32,746 Toad? 1397 01:14:32,833 --> 01:14:34,052 Yeah. 1398 01:14:38,491 --> 01:14:40,798 The Buffalo River toad. 1399 01:14:40,885 --> 01:14:43,148 You, uh... you lick the psychedelic venom 1400 01:14:43,235 --> 01:14:45,672 that it excretes off its rear glands. 1401 01:14:45,759 --> 01:14:48,893 He's similar to ayahuasca, but the trip is way faster. 1402 01:14:54,333 --> 01:14:55,856 How much is the frog? 1403 01:14:55,943 --> 01:14:58,250 The toad. 100. 1404 01:15:01,340 --> 01:15:03,429 What the hell am I supposed to feed him? 1405 01:15:03,516 --> 01:15:06,040 No. It's $100 for a lick, man. 1406 01:15:11,655 --> 01:15:13,221 I'm out of ideas, man. 1407 01:15:15,702 --> 01:15:16,921 Lick a toad. 1408 01:15:18,270 --> 01:15:20,228 Sorry, my money kinda smells really bad 1409 01:15:20,316 --> 01:15:21,708 for some reason. 1410 01:15:21,795 --> 01:15:24,015 The bank gave it to me and it smelled really bad. 1411 01:15:26,322 --> 01:15:28,411 Here. You gave me too much. 1412 01:15:28,498 --> 01:15:29,716 Oh. 1413 01:15:29,803 --> 01:15:31,283 That was sweet of you. 1414 01:15:31,370 --> 01:15:33,111 You ready? 1415 01:15:33,198 --> 01:15:35,418 I don't know. I don't know. 1416 01:15:40,074 --> 01:15:41,424 Here's a little pillow. 1417 01:15:41,511 --> 01:15:43,121 Thank you. 1418 01:15:49,170 --> 01:15:51,042 Your mind is about to disintegrate. 1419 01:15:51,129 --> 01:15:53,436 And then your consciousness is gonna expand 1420 01:15:53,523 --> 01:15:55,525 to become all of infinity. 1421 01:15:55,612 --> 01:15:57,570 You will feel a pain unlike anything 1422 01:15:57,657 --> 01:15:59,050 you've ever felt before, 1423 01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:02,053 followed by a bliss, which... can't even be described. 1424 01:16:03,794 --> 01:16:07,058 You will die and be reborn. 1425 01:16:07,145 --> 01:16:09,277 I'm gonna turn off the lights for you. 1426 01:16:09,365 --> 01:16:11,062 I'm gonna put on some music 1427 01:16:11,149 --> 01:16:13,630 and I'm gonna go get some lunch because it's my lunch break. 1428 01:16:14,848 --> 01:16:17,285 You're gonna have such an incredible journey. 1429 01:16:18,635 --> 01:16:19,940 I love you. 1430 01:16:33,258 --> 01:16:35,521 It is like ice cream on a hot summer day. 1431 01:16:38,959 --> 01:16:40,047 Don't pop him. 1432 01:16:40,134 --> 01:16:41,875 You look like you're gonna pop him. 1433 01:16:43,921 --> 01:16:46,793 Can you... can you stay with me? 1434 01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,316 I'm sorry. 1435 01:16:48,404 --> 01:16:51,015 I need to go get some Marlboros and a Red Bull. 1436 01:16:51,102 --> 01:16:53,060 It's time for you to touch God. 1437 01:17:03,201 --> 01:17:05,072 Oh, big lick. 1438 01:17:05,159 --> 01:17:07,118 Was that too big? 1439 01:17:08,162 --> 01:17:09,729 Fuck. Was that too big? 1440 01:17:20,218 --> 01:17:21,480 I love you, toad boy. 1441 01:17:23,787 --> 01:17:25,179 It's T-Boy. 1442 01:17:25,789 --> 01:17:27,443 I love you T-Boy. 1443 01:17:29,401 --> 01:17:30,794 Hey. 1444 01:17:30,881 --> 01:17:33,100 I actually did a little work for Red Bull. 1445 01:17:33,187 --> 01:17:34,754 They were so mean to me. 1446 01:18:40,951 --> 01:18:43,301 Oh, hey. How you doing, man? 1447 01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:46,130 What's for lunch today? 1448 01:18:46,217 --> 01:18:47,958 Black Forest ham. 1449 01:18:48,045 --> 01:18:49,437 Perfect choice. 1450 01:18:49,525 --> 01:18:51,091 What kind of bread? 1451 01:18:51,178 --> 01:18:53,833 Let's go with... 1452 01:18:53,920 --> 01:18:55,661 Italian herb and cheese. 1453 01:18:55,748 --> 01:18:57,184 Alright. 1454 01:19:04,148 --> 01:19:05,410 Foot long, right? 1455 01:19:05,497 --> 01:19:06,498 Yes. 1456 01:19:06,585 --> 01:19:08,195 Usual toppings? 1457 01:19:08,282 --> 01:19:10,328 Foot long cookie on the side. 1458 01:19:10,415 --> 01:19:11,677 Yes, please. 1459 01:19:11,764 --> 01:19:13,113 Thank you. 1460 01:19:16,900 --> 01:19:18,031 Not toasted, right? 1461 01:19:19,946 --> 01:19:22,253 Ehh... let's be wild. Toast it. 1462 01:19:22,340 --> 01:19:24,124 Okay. 1463 01:19:28,128 --> 01:19:29,565 Welcome back, Craig. 1464 01:19:33,569 --> 01:19:35,005 Is it over? 1465 01:19:35,092 --> 01:19:36,397 Yeah, it's over. 1466 01:19:36,484 --> 01:19:38,138 How long did your trip feel? 1467 01:19:38,225 --> 01:19:39,487 Four or five months? 1468 01:19:39,575 --> 01:19:40,750 It was like a minute. 1469 01:19:41,446 --> 01:19:42,578 I went to Subway. 1470 01:19:42,665 --> 01:19:45,058 The eatery? What happened? 1471 01:19:45,145 --> 01:19:46,538 I ordered. 1472 01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:49,062 Did you get the answer you were looking for? 1473 01:19:49,149 --> 01:19:51,587 No, I ordered a sandwich at Subway! 1474 01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:55,155 The toad is mysterious. 1475 01:19:56,983 --> 01:19:58,898 That frog ripped me off. 1476 01:20:00,030 --> 01:20:02,032 Little asshole, little fucker. 1477 01:20:18,178 --> 01:20:20,616 Welcome to your new life. 1478 01:20:45,553 --> 01:20:48,556 This is why guys shouldn't have friends. 1479 01:20:52,256 --> 01:20:54,824 It'll get you in a ton of trouble. 1480 01:20:59,829 --> 01:21:01,265 People need rules. 1481 01:21:02,353 --> 01:21:04,137 All I need are goals. 1482 01:21:04,224 --> 01:21:07,358 Like trying to eat the full SEAL Team Six lunch 1483 01:21:07,445 --> 01:21:08,620 at Rick's Bar. 1484 01:21:08,707 --> 01:21:10,622 Oh my God. 1485 01:21:12,493 --> 01:21:15,105 I can't fucking finish all this stuff. 1486 01:21:15,192 --> 01:21:17,803 It's the meal the guys ate after they killed Osama 1487 01:21:17,890 --> 01:21:19,805 and buried him at sea. 1488 01:21:19,892 --> 01:21:21,938 It's 22,000 calories. 1489 01:21:22,025 --> 01:21:25,202 Yeah, eat up. I'm Craig. 1490 01:21:25,289 --> 01:21:27,378 You're gonna grow up to be a beautiful old guy. 1491 01:21:28,727 --> 01:21:31,338 Thank you, Steven. I hope you're serious about that. 1492 01:21:31,425 --> 01:21:33,689 If you want a pal, just have a son. 1493 01:21:35,865 --> 01:21:39,346 At the end of the day... I'm a lone wolf. 1494 01:21:39,433 --> 01:21:41,000 I accept that. 1495 01:21:47,267 --> 01:21:49,491 Hey, Dad, you didn't tell them it was my birthday, did you? 1496 01:21:49,574 --> 01:21:51,141 Of course not. Did you? 1497 01:21:51,228 --> 01:21:52,446 Nuh-uh. No. 1498 01:21:52,533 --> 01:21:54,840 Okay good, 'cause you know I hate that shit. 1499 01:21:54,927 --> 01:21:56,320 You know I hate that shit. 1500 01:21:56,407 --> 01:21:58,278 Anyway, I'm gonna go get a waiver. 1501 01:21:58,365 --> 01:22:00,454 -What's it called? -It's an application. 1502 01:22:00,541 --> 01:22:01,978 Application. Like literally, 1503 01:22:02,065 --> 01:22:03,985 having two girlfriends is killing me financially. 1504 01:22:11,814 --> 01:22:16,296 How's, uh, Devin's and the pool house now? 1505 01:22:16,383 --> 01:22:18,472 Oh, I saw him, uh, on the news. 1506 01:22:18,559 --> 01:22:20,126 I saw Devin on the news. 1507 01:22:20,213 --> 01:22:22,433 They interviewed him 'cause one of his friends 1508 01:22:22,520 --> 01:22:23,564 got all burnt up. 1509 01:22:23,651 --> 01:22:25,001 He looked good. 1510 01:22:26,263 --> 01:22:27,960 -Devin looked good? -Devin looked good. 1511 01:22:28,047 --> 01:22:29,749 Is Dad talking about that wild hike we went on 1512 01:22:29,832 --> 01:22:31,398 where he ate all those bad mushrooms? 1513 01:22:31,485 --> 01:22:33,096 Oh my God! 1514 01:22:35,707 --> 01:22:36,926 Are you okay? 1515 01:22:37,013 --> 01:22:39,537 Yeah, I'm fine. That just, that scared me. 1516 01:22:42,583 --> 01:22:43,889 It's fine. 1517 01:22:45,848 --> 01:22:46,979 Sir. 1518 01:22:47,066 --> 01:22:47,980 No, it's fine. 1519 01:22:48,067 --> 01:22:49,286 Sir? 1520 01:22:51,331 --> 01:22:53,899 You just bumped into this young lady here 1521 01:22:53,986 --> 01:22:56,119 and I think you should apologize. 1522 01:22:57,642 --> 01:22:58,643 Did I? 1523 01:22:58,730 --> 01:23:00,601 Yeah, you did. 1524 01:23:00,688 --> 01:23:03,866 She almost spilled her stuffed pepper all over herself. 1525 01:23:03,953 --> 01:23:05,693 Can you please apologize? 1526 01:23:09,567 --> 01:23:11,308 I'm not scared of you. 1527 01:23:11,395 --> 01:23:13,092 I bought a van today. 1528 01:23:18,358 --> 01:23:19,838 Apologies, ma'am. 1529 01:23:21,187 --> 01:23:23,015 Enjoy your peppers. 1530 01:23:23,102 --> 01:23:24,495 Thank you. 1531 01:23:28,151 --> 01:23:29,805 You bought a van? 1532 01:23:32,416 --> 01:23:34,548 I think we gotta get the fuck outta here. 1533 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:36,028 What? 1534 01:23:36,115 --> 01:23:37,943 I think we gotta get the fuck out of here. 1535 01:23:38,030 --> 01:23:41,251 Oh, come on. Let's all enjoy our meals. 1536 01:23:41,338 --> 01:23:42,818 What the hell did I just do? 1537 01:23:42,905 --> 01:23:44,036 It's fine. 1538 01:23:44,123 --> 01:23:45,995 Oh, you motherfuckers. 1539 01:23:46,082 --> 01:23:47,431 You motherfuckers. 1540 01:23:47,518 --> 01:23:49,172 Happy birthday! 1541 01:23:50,695 --> 01:23:52,349 Blow it out. Come on, we gotta go. 1542 01:24:04,143 --> 01:24:07,320 Craig... this is too much. 1543 01:24:07,407 --> 01:24:10,106 Well, you needed it and you deserve it. 1544 01:24:12,412 --> 01:24:14,545 Hey Mom, do you wanna come inside after this 1545 01:24:14,632 --> 01:24:15,724 and watch a movie or something? 1546 01:24:15,807 --> 01:24:17,461 Um... 1547 01:24:19,115 --> 01:24:20,290 Yeah. 1548 01:24:20,377 --> 01:24:22,988 Yes. Whatever you want, birthday boy. 1549 01:24:23,075 --> 01:24:24,337 Cool. 1550 01:24:26,949 --> 01:24:27,906 Oh! 1551 01:24:27,993 --> 01:24:29,212 Austin got a new car. 1552 01:24:29,299 --> 01:24:30,561 Sick. 1553 01:24:32,998 --> 01:24:34,608 That is so fucking pimp. 1554 01:24:35,696 --> 01:24:37,133 There's lots of cars. 1555 01:24:37,220 --> 01:24:39,483 They must be having a party. 1556 01:24:41,093 --> 01:24:42,660 Oh, by the way. 1557 01:24:42,747 --> 01:24:46,185 This came. Um... it's the wrong address again. 1558 01:24:52,235 --> 01:24:54,846 Alright. Can you run it down to him? 1559 01:24:54,933 --> 01:24:57,109 I'm gonna give Ma the tour. 1560 01:24:57,196 --> 01:24:59,459 Oh! There's a new Marvel we should totally rent. 1561 01:24:59,546 --> 01:25:00,939 I heard it's pretty crazy. 1562 01:25:01,026 --> 01:25:02,985 Yeah, that'd be really nice. 1563 01:25:14,822 --> 01:25:16,041 Craig. 1564 01:25:16,737 --> 01:25:18,826 I can't believe you got me that van. 1565 01:25:18,914 --> 01:25:22,091 Seriously. It is... it's so... 1566 01:25:22,178 --> 01:25:24,397 I should've done it a long time ago. 1567 01:25:26,965 --> 01:25:31,013 I wasted so much time doing nothing. 1568 01:25:37,410 --> 01:25:38,455 Hey. 1569 01:25:39,978 --> 01:25:41,153 You been working out? 1570 01:25:42,938 --> 01:25:45,679 I'm just losing weight 'cause I walk all day, every single day, 1571 01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:47,246 everybody screams at me. 1572 01:25:47,333 --> 01:25:48,726 Everybody fucking hates me. 1573 01:25:48,813 --> 01:25:49,945 Huh. 1574 01:25:50,032 --> 01:25:52,121 You look like you've been working out. 1575 01:25:53,122 --> 01:25:54,862 You been working out? 1576 01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:56,777 -Yeah. -Yeah? 1577 01:25:56,864 --> 01:25:58,431 Yeah. You wanna feel my abs? 1578 01:25:59,911 --> 01:26:01,217 Yeah, if that's alright. 1579 01:26:01,304 --> 01:26:03,306 Yeah. 1580 01:26:03,393 --> 01:26:05,612 Okay. I don't know how to do it. 1581 01:26:05,699 --> 01:26:07,092 No, do it hard! 1582 01:26:07,179 --> 01:26:08,354 Oh... ouch! 1583 01:26:08,441 --> 01:26:09,529 This is good, right? 1584 01:26:09,616 --> 01:26:11,314 Well, I didn't say hit me! 1585 01:26:11,401 --> 01:26:12,402 Hi. 1586 01:26:12,489 --> 01:26:13,769 You trying to wrestle each other? 1587 01:26:14,491 --> 01:26:15,753 Oh shit. 1588 01:26:15,840 --> 01:26:18,930 I forgot to get candles. I gotta get candles. 1589 01:26:19,017 --> 01:26:20,758 We'll do presents in five minutes. 1590 01:26:20,845 --> 01:26:22,281 Alright? You little heartbreaker. 1591 01:26:25,502 --> 01:26:27,460 Hey, Craig. 1592 01:26:27,547 --> 01:26:29,027 You wanna take it for a spin? 1593 01:26:29,114 --> 01:26:30,420 Yeah. Hell yeah. 1594 01:26:32,726 --> 01:26:34,902 It's really nice having you in the house. 1595 01:26:36,730 --> 01:26:37,862 I'll see you soon. 1596 01:26:39,429 --> 01:26:41,344 Alright, I'll be back. 1597 01:27:23,299 --> 01:27:25,779 ♪ I get away every day My holiday ♪ 1598 01:27:25,866 --> 01:27:27,520 ♪ I'm gettin' paid 1599 01:27:27,607 --> 01:27:29,218 ♪ I live it up, on the go, 1600 01:27:29,305 --> 01:27:31,785 ♪ I'm getting high, I'm getting low ♪ 1601 01:27:31,872 --> 01:27:33,182 ♪ Kickin' off and I lose control ♪ 1602 01:27:33,265 --> 01:27:35,789 ♪ I'm born to fly, I want it all ♪ 1603 01:27:35,876 --> 01:27:38,401 ♪ Take off and I'm everywhere, I'm in the air ♪ 1604 01:27:38,488 --> 01:27:41,404 ♪ I'll meet you there. I get away every day ♪ 1605 01:27:41,491 --> 01:27:44,059 ♪ My holiday I'm gettin' paid ♪ 1606 01:27:44,146 --> 01:27:45,582 ♪ I live it up, on the go 1607 01:27:45,669 --> 01:27:48,106 ♪ I'm getting high. I'm never low... ♪ 1608 01:28:36,198 --> 01:28:38,025 Who's he? 1609 01:28:38,113 --> 01:28:39,549 Hey Zed! 1610 01:28:39,636 --> 01:28:41,159 Look at this. 1611 01:28:41,246 --> 01:28:43,513 We're just getting started and I'm already double-fisting. 1612 01:28:43,596 --> 01:28:45,337 Hey everybody. It's been a minute. 1613 01:28:45,424 --> 01:28:46,469 Craig. 1614 01:28:46,556 --> 01:28:47,948 You can't just come in here. 1615 01:28:48,035 --> 01:28:50,299 I just came to congratulate you on that hot rod. 1616 01:28:50,386 --> 01:28:53,171 That thing is pimp! My God! 1617 01:28:53,258 --> 01:28:54,129 Heck yeah. 1618 01:28:54,216 --> 01:28:55,565 Come on, why don't we, uh... 1619 01:28:55,652 --> 01:28:57,306 I actually got a new car myself. 1620 01:28:57,393 --> 01:28:59,525 I got a Town and Country, midnight envy green, 1621 01:28:59,612 --> 01:29:01,048 gently used. It's so cool. 1622 01:29:01,136 --> 01:29:02,572 Let's catch up... 1623 01:29:03,138 --> 01:29:05,575 Hey! Snacks are going all out tonight. 1624 01:29:09,622 --> 01:29:11,146 Oh, Garrett. 1625 01:29:11,233 --> 01:29:13,369 I've been thinking so much about your little busty daughter 1626 01:29:13,452 --> 01:29:15,628 who everybody keeps staring at. 1627 01:29:15,715 --> 01:29:17,413 Why are people such bad people? 1628 01:29:21,025 --> 01:29:22,418 Alright. 1629 01:29:24,028 --> 01:29:26,117 I'll be outta your hair in just a sec. 1630 01:29:27,292 --> 01:29:28,989 I just wanted to apologize 1631 01:29:29,076 --> 01:29:32,819 for how I acted the last time we hung out. 1632 01:29:32,906 --> 01:29:35,735 I wanna say sorry to Austin for popping you. 1633 01:29:35,822 --> 01:29:38,564 Making the night weird and have to end early. 1634 01:29:39,609 --> 01:29:40,914 I just think it's... 1635 01:29:42,264 --> 01:29:44,527 a lot of stress I'm dealing with right now 1636 01:29:44,614 --> 01:29:46,746 and it came out in that way, I'm sorry. 1637 01:29:47,486 --> 01:29:49,706 Well, look, hey, we appreciate that, Craig. 1638 01:29:49,793 --> 01:29:51,403 Honestly. Come on. 1639 01:29:51,490 --> 01:29:52,970 Let me show you the hot rod. 1640 01:29:53,057 --> 01:29:54,145 Come on. 1641 01:29:54,232 --> 01:29:55,929 Is it cool if I stay? 1642 01:29:56,016 --> 01:29:57,496 I apologized. 1643 01:30:01,848 --> 01:30:03,110 So that's it. 1644 01:30:04,199 --> 01:30:06,984 I did one strange thing and I'm toast? 1645 01:30:07,071 --> 01:30:08,551 One thing. 1646 01:30:08,638 --> 01:30:11,554 That's it. One thing and you throw me out. 1647 01:30:11,641 --> 01:30:13,643 Maybe you guys are the bad guys. Huh? 1648 01:30:13,730 --> 01:30:15,427 Are you guys the bad guys? 1649 01:30:15,514 --> 01:30:17,168 I mean, I know you're not. 1650 01:30:17,255 --> 01:30:19,301 But can you give me a second chance? 1651 01:30:19,953 --> 01:30:21,433 Give me a second chance. 1652 01:30:22,086 --> 01:30:23,435 Get to know me. 1653 01:30:23,522 --> 01:30:25,611 Ask me something. Get to know me. 1654 01:30:25,698 --> 01:30:27,918 Alright, come on. Let's go. Let's go. Come on. 1655 01:30:28,005 --> 01:30:29,702 Come on! Ask me something. 1656 01:30:29,789 --> 01:30:31,095 Whoa, whoa! 1657 01:30:31,182 --> 01:30:33,228 Get to know me, come on! Get to know me! 1658 01:30:33,315 --> 01:30:34,925 Ask me something! 1659 01:30:35,012 --> 01:30:36,927 I got great "would you rathers"! 1660 01:30:37,841 --> 01:30:39,886 Don't I, Austin?! 1661 01:30:39,973 --> 01:30:41,061 Would you rathers? 1662 01:30:41,148 --> 01:30:42,846 Would you rather, like... 1663 01:30:42,933 --> 01:30:45,327 Would you rather, uh, do stand up 1664 01:30:45,414 --> 01:30:47,851 for one whole year just for your dad 1665 01:30:47,938 --> 01:30:51,507 or would you rather fucking... I don't know. 1666 01:30:51,594 --> 01:30:54,423 I can't think of anything! I'm too nervous! 1667 01:30:54,510 --> 01:30:56,251 I'm too nervous and stressed! 1668 01:30:57,904 --> 01:30:58,949 You. 1669 01:30:59,036 --> 01:31:01,691 Ask me something! Ask me something! 1670 01:31:01,778 --> 01:31:03,127 Alright, uh... 1671 01:31:03,214 --> 01:31:04,259 What... 1672 01:31:04,346 --> 01:31:05,999 what's your favorite food? 1673 01:31:07,871 --> 01:31:10,265 Fuck, I can't fucking think of anything! 1674 01:31:10,352 --> 01:31:11,962 I'm too nervous! 1675 01:31:12,049 --> 01:31:13,877 Somebody else ask me! 1676 01:31:13,964 --> 01:31:15,052 You! 1677 01:31:15,792 --> 01:31:17,228 Who the hell are you?! 1678 01:31:17,315 --> 01:31:19,186 You guys got a new guy? 1679 01:31:19,274 --> 01:31:21,319 There's a new guy?! 1680 01:31:21,406 --> 01:31:22,320 What's your name? 1681 01:31:22,407 --> 01:31:24,496 Jimp. I got two twin girls. 1682 01:31:24,583 --> 01:31:25,584 Jim? 1683 01:31:25,671 --> 01:31:26,890 No, Jimp. 1684 01:31:26,977 --> 01:31:28,761 It's like jump... with an I. 1685 01:31:28,848 --> 01:31:30,110 Jimp? 1686 01:31:30,197 --> 01:31:31,590 Jimp. Yeah. 1687 01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,337 I'm sorry. 1688 01:31:41,034 --> 01:31:42,862 This is fucking insane. 1689 01:31:42,949 --> 01:31:45,169 This is insane. 1690 01:31:45,996 --> 01:31:47,302 I'm sorry. 1691 01:31:49,652 --> 01:31:51,523 Should we just sing? 1692 01:31:54,221 --> 01:31:55,527 Let's sing. 1693 01:31:58,487 --> 01:32:01,881 ♪ Boy, you should know that 1694 01:32:03,187 --> 01:32:06,973 ♪ I've had you on my mind 1695 01:32:07,060 --> 01:32:09,759 ♪ Your secret admirer 1696 01:32:10,977 --> 01:32:14,024 ♪ I've been watching you at night ♪ 1697 01:32:16,287 --> 01:32:17,288 Fuck! 1698 01:32:26,689 --> 01:32:28,647 Everybody get the fuck on the ground! 1699 01:32:28,734 --> 01:32:31,737 I'm in charge now! I'm the one in charge! 1700 01:32:31,824 --> 01:32:33,391 Don't even fucking look at me! 1701 01:32:33,478 --> 01:32:36,351 Keep your heads down! 1702 01:32:40,529 --> 01:32:42,792 I'll blow your heads off! 1703 01:32:42,879 --> 01:32:44,315 Keep 'em down! 1704 01:32:44,402 --> 01:32:47,144 Garrett, I wanna blow your fat fucking head off! 1705 01:32:47,231 --> 01:32:49,973 You demand attention! I'm sick of it! 1706 01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:52,628 You rich babies! 1707 01:32:55,631 --> 01:32:56,675 Alright, folks. 1708 01:32:58,068 --> 01:32:59,591 This has been a blast. 1709 01:33:00,549 --> 01:33:02,202 But unfortunately... 1710 01:33:02,289 --> 01:33:04,466 it's a school night for your daddy. 1711 01:33:07,382 --> 01:33:08,687 You rats! 1712 01:33:08,774 --> 01:33:10,733 You called the fucking cops?! 1713 01:33:44,984 --> 01:33:46,246 Great hanging, Craigy. 1714 01:33:46,333 --> 01:33:47,465 So fun, dude. 1715 01:33:47,552 --> 01:33:48,901 Great to see you guys. 1716 01:33:49,946 --> 01:33:51,077 Great to see you, man. 1717 01:33:51,164 --> 01:33:52,688 Of course, of course. 1718 01:33:52,775 --> 01:33:54,080 I'll see you Friday night. 1719 01:33:54,167 --> 01:33:55,430 Yes. Yes. I'll be there. 1720 01:33:55,517 --> 01:33:56,474 I'll call you later. 1721 01:33:56,561 --> 01:33:57,780 Yeah, see ya. See ya. 1722 01:33:59,303 --> 01:34:01,436 Alright. Alright. 1723 01:34:02,524 --> 01:34:03,568 Hey. 1724 01:34:03,655 --> 01:34:05,352 You know how to get home, right? 1725 01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:06,397 I'll do my best. 1726 01:34:07,746 --> 01:34:09,226 Hey. 1727 01:34:09,705 --> 01:34:11,489 I love you, rock star. 1728 01:34:12,751 --> 01:34:14,100 I love you, Craigy. 1729 01:35:06,152 --> 01:35:09,199 ♪ At night I think of you 1730 01:35:09,286 --> 01:35:13,290 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1731 01:35:13,377 --> 01:35:16,641 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1732 01:35:16,728 --> 01:35:18,556 ♪ If your love is strong 1733 01:35:18,643 --> 01:35:20,297 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you. ♪ 1734 01:35:20,384 --> 01:35:24,257 ♪ At night I think of you 1735 01:35:24,344 --> 01:35:28,044 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1736 01:35:28,131 --> 01:35:31,351 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1737 01:35:31,438 --> 01:35:33,571 ♪ If your love is strong 1738 01:35:33,658 --> 01:35:35,878 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1739 01:35:35,965 --> 01:35:40,883 ♪ Every day I pray my heart can win ♪ 1740 01:35:43,494 --> 01:35:47,977 ♪ Every night I pray I can call you my man ♪ 1741 01:35:48,064 --> 01:35:50,327 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah 1742 01:35:50,414 --> 01:35:52,024 ♪ I need you 1743 01:35:52,111 --> 01:35:53,896 ♪ I want you 1744 01:35:53,983 --> 01:35:57,334 ♪ to have you, hold you, squeeze you ♪ 1745 01:35:57,421 --> 01:36:01,512 ♪ So I am going now, every weekend ♪ 1746 01:36:01,599 --> 01:36:04,950 ♪ Just to see my boo again 1747 01:36:05,037 --> 01:36:08,214 ♪ At night I think of you 1748 01:36:08,301 --> 01:36:12,175 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1749 01:36:12,262 --> 01:36:16,092 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1750 01:36:16,179 --> 01:36:17,789 ♪ If your love is strong 1751 01:36:17,876 --> 01:36:19,791 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1752 01:36:19,878 --> 01:36:23,186 ♪ At night I think of you 1753 01:36:23,273 --> 01:36:27,059 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1754 01:36:27,146 --> 01:36:30,672 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1755 01:36:30,759 --> 01:36:32,804 ♪ If your love is strong 1756 01:36:32,891 --> 01:36:34,763 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1757 01:36:34,850 --> 01:36:38,244 ♪ These feelings I have for you ♪ 1758 01:36:38,331 --> 01:36:41,944 ♪ That go deeper if you can come ♪ 1759 01:36:42,031 --> 01:36:44,555 ♪ Correct with your game boy 1760 01:36:44,642 --> 01:36:45,774 ♪ No, no 1761 01:36:45,861 --> 01:36:49,429 ♪ No you can't be lame boy 1762 01:36:49,516 --> 01:36:52,998 ♪ But if you can please me 1763 01:36:53,085 --> 01:36:56,480 ♪ then my love will come easy 1764 01:36:56,567 --> 01:36:59,614 ♪ I'll do anything you want 1765 01:36:59,701 --> 01:37:01,528 ♪ Freak me boy 1766 01:37:01,616 --> 01:37:03,879 ♪ I'm thinking of you 1767 01:37:03,966 --> 01:37:07,360 ♪ At night I think of you 1768 01:37:07,447 --> 01:37:11,234 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1769 01:37:11,321 --> 01:37:14,716 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1770 01:37:14,803 --> 01:37:16,935 ♪ If your love is strong 1771 01:37:17,022 --> 01:37:18,807 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1772 01:37:18,894 --> 01:37:22,332 ♪ At night I think of you 1773 01:37:22,419 --> 01:37:26,205 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1774 01:37:26,292 --> 01:37:29,556 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1775 01:37:29,644 --> 01:37:31,689 ♪ If your love is strong 1776 01:37:31,776 --> 01:37:33,996 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1777 01:37:34,083 --> 01:37:37,782 ♪ Boy, you've got all I need 1778 01:37:37,869 --> 01:37:41,133 ♪ From what I see 1779 01:37:41,220 --> 01:37:43,005 ♪ And boy 1780 01:37:43,092 --> 01:37:47,966 ♪ Every night I am constantly thinking of you ♪ 1781 01:38:17,822 --> 01:38:21,173 ♪ At night I think of you 1782 01:38:21,260 --> 01:38:25,221 ♪ I want to be a lady maybe 1783 01:38:25,308 --> 01:38:28,659 ♪ If the game is on give me a call boo ♪ 1784 01:38:28,746 --> 01:38:30,400 ♪ If your love is strong 1785 01:38:30,487 --> 01:38:32,445 ♪ I'm going to give my all to you ♪ 1786 01:38:32,532 --> 01:38:36,711 ♪ At night I think of you 1787 01:38:49,419 --> 01:38:50,986 ♪ Cop killer 1788 01:38:53,815 --> 01:38:57,035 ♪ Let's kill the cops tonight 1789 01:39:01,387 --> 01:39:03,215 ♪ Cop killer 1790 01:39:05,435 --> 01:39:09,744 ♪ Kill every cop in sight 1791 01:39:09,831 --> 01:39:12,268 ♪ Cop killer 1792 01:40:06,148 --> 01:40:07,758 ♪ Cop killer 1793 01:40:10,587 --> 01:40:13,372 ♪ Let's kill the cops tonight. ♪ 1794 01:40:17,550 --> 01:40:19,770 ♪ Cop killer 1795 01:40:21,816 --> 01:40:27,125 ♪ Kill every cop in sight. 1796 01:40:27,212 --> 01:40:28,910 ♪ Cop killer 120188